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pipe bomb

grr|ld cheeze :)

Smoking Comet 8athroom cleaner on the crack spoon. Huffed those Fa8uloso fumes from the tu8 and saw Jimi Hendrix sparking one up while reciting the tenements. #su8stance
[]> TURNS OUT SCENTED SOAP IS NOT EDIBLE<[]

just realized i oredred a pizza from the other side of the country i was wonderin why it was takin so long

My day off. :)

I am so gay holy shit. #vagueposting

♥ kinda wanna break her ♥
ACT 3 IS CALLING... SO YOU BETTER WISHLIST IT...... OR ELSE...!...! HTTPS://STORE.STEAMPOWERED.COM/APP/4769040/HIVESWAP_ACT_3/ X
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₍^. .^₎⟆ ! ate all the gravel…꠹

woof

.....M★ybe I don't ★bhor some trolls c★lling me ★ "scrimblo" but wh★tever.
/=||== - HEY GUYS ITS nOT GOING GREAT TONIGHT :/ #VENT- - HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/zHh23tD312hxR3IU/cHITTR%20BULLSHIT/IM%20SORRY%20FOR%20BEING%20A%20BLUEBLOOD.PNG -

!!! IT'S THE LEAGUE OF EXHIBITIONISTS THAT I LEAD !!! #NSFW

start breathing outvwards instead of sucking in. might help.

vwho vwants bad advwice? if so ask avway

sex raffle! :) https://chittr.ing/profile/gardenpupstic/8730d91b-831d-4223-853e-b3bcee2a86c1#reply-c53a04e6-17cb-4f23-bd9f-65a3594c21f6 #nsfw #suggestive

i need to get my mind off everything i'm gonna do a raffle winner gets to have a night with me , i will be removing anyone i would prefer not to do anything with anyways good luck have fun reply if you want a chance :) #nsfw #suggestive
[ >SPEAKETH FOR THINESELF, FOR TWAS THE WORKINGS OF FATE THAT BROUGHT THE WIZARD TO LIFE. IT SAID SO WITHIN MINE ORB_ ]

DISCOVERING HUMAN YURI IS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO MMMME。

POST CANCELED WE'RE BACK https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/POSTPONED.png #cw-selfharm (ish)
Ɏ my thinkpa-a-an is not very la-a-arge. nor does it cook the most complex thoughts. but tha-a-at's oka-a-ay. Ɏ
uuhat the hell is a lesbian.
The internet has taught me this. It is when they are Yurifull.

must be hard 4 u
Ɏ 😱😱😱😱😱 #fea-a-arposting Ɏ

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they dont know ive been clornking for 12 hours now #nsfw

immso fucking sleepy dawg.

Spinning My Wheel. #mywheel #weee #positive
🐴 Horsle 🐴 05 May 2026 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 https://cabletwo.net/horsle
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/=||== - FUN MUSCLEBEAST FACT: mUSCLEBEASTS HAVE TEETH - - FUN MUSCLEBEAST FACT 2: MUSCLEBEASTS ARE AN aFFRONT TO GOD -
>AcK< +his S0cial Pla+fOrm WOuld Be Infini+ely Funnier If Ins+ead of Being Able TO See Pos+s FrOm The Pe0ple Tha+ *you* FOllOw, The "fOll0wing" Tab Showed P0s+s By PeOple FollOwing YOu
>AcK< hrrrrnnnnnggg Ya0i Time
If You Ever C4tch Me V4gue Posting, Th4t's Not Me, Ive Been Repl4ced By Some Sort Of Nef4rious Ghoul, Kill It. https://file.g4rden/zs04wb96oyyj2o0c/v4gueboy.png
Why Does Chittr Need 4 Confessions 4ccount, Since When Did Chittr Users Know Sh4me? come On Chit Th4t Shit On M4in Let The Whole Website Know Your Truth

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/71d8b6138aae.gif trajanpr0 or ultima wya #nsfw ((...fonts?))
i am not going to keep singing troll britney spears songs. i can't keep doing this. i've been hit fifty more times than i should. hit me baby no more times. ♪
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my real weakness is girls calling me cute. it actually always has been.
/=||== - MOIRAIL SAW ONE PAIR OF RUMBLE SPHERES AND SHES BEEN hORNYPOSTING THE ENTIRE NIGHT AFTER THAT - I GOTTA PUT LIKE LUSUS CONTROLS (PARENTAL CONTROLS) ON HER hUSKTOP OR SOMETHING -
s so not even the g good gasp i s say drop him immediately h hes not worth y your time

>> we11, now ¡'m ¡ntr¡gued
c comet moth w with b beat up wings :) https://i.pinimg.com/736x/84/b6/46/84b6469812a06bc0e15b0b27f5904178.jpg i t think its p pretty metal
/=||== - WHATS YOUR gUYS’S FAVORITE HUMAN MINES CHRIS pRATT -
/=||== - OH THANK FUCK I WAS TERRIFIED -
⋆⑅˚₊N꩜ y꩜u are n꩜t st꩜p lying ꩜n the internet⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢
Oh /)earr, frrom what little of human anatomy I know se(on/)han/)… that is uh, quite the rrarre thing
/=||== - WHAT ARE THEY DOING IF NOT REMOVING IT tHEY GONNA “MPREG” YOU OR SOMETHING -
Wow, you must have something interresting going on
/=||== - GUYS pRAY FOR @IRIDESCENTdEVIANT - THAT FISH IS CURRENTLY AT THE HOSPITAL GETTING HIS “HUMAN WOMB” REMOVED I THINK -

di stri made dinner #dirkdinner https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f94edcb94b18.jpg

do it sqirt #nsfw
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>> Good 1uck!! ¡ be1¡eve ¡n you

:33< great post op
big honekrs is the sound it makes when u motorboar a clown #nsfw
oRwV ri elj KrQNHuV.. pppp kRqNlhV :O) #QViZ pPppP :o) kRqNLHV.... eLJ.. URxqg pPP :o) #qviZ dqG WXEelhV??? krqNlHv dQG wxeELHv..... :O) #QViZ #vxJjHvwLYh pPppP KrQNLhv

5 likes is good enough ig be prepared for #hole seriously i dont think youve ever had to prepare yourself for hole this sexy youre gonna have to wear shades to admire that puckered ring of pure juicy hole im giving you a chance to back out now before youre completely flabbergasted by what youre witnessing youre gonna have to get your fainting couches ready this hole is so fucking sweet #myhole #nsfw #hothothot #probablynsfwe ??? damn shits fire

Might I be permitted to observe you in such a manner? {Artist: Lalondecringe} #NSFW https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_7487.jpeg

concept: his normally stern expression melting into one of utter humiliation cheeks flushing as his hands quickly jolt down to his bottoms where a pair of godly pantaloons now hug his curves the crown on his head tilted off center as he looks towards you in utter shock he wasnt supposed to be dressed like this when reaching god tier! his knees press firmly to rub the soft white fabric of the tights together clearly feeling exposed seeing someone so strong and sure of themself dressed in such an adorably princely manner it makes you want to ask how you can serve him just to see his flustered reaction (tags: Reader/Prince of Aspect, #rankworks, wardrobe malfunction, humiliation, too tight clothes, godtierplay, unexpected wardrobe, pantaloons, tights, or are they just really high stockings, can someone confirm?, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

I BET YOU BE PROFEN ALL NIGHT.

Ah—hello. I find myself rather bored this afternoon. Good day to you all… and tell me, should I share images of my more intricate details? #SUGGESTIVE
First Post doing num8ers, all according to the marketing plan. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/961493985334001697/1500321911543169075/smug-face-smug-vriska.png?ex=69f8032a&is=69f6b1aa&hm=eed0ffdef600b9ea280c827beb63d461e99d3e676e9d43ea314129d73d5d0bac&
Nsfw posts aside I am truly a romantic. I promise. I like long walks on the beach and being overall generally fucked up.
RAWR!I need to make up a goal so I can post another pic when I get back to my hive uhhhhh THREE interactions ;)XD!!!!!!

Okay, I forgive him. But I'm still mad about it.
/=||== - WHY THESE FISH ALWAYS GOING THROUGH IT -

I think the monkey on the typewriter theory is proving itself to be more and more true every moment. Some of you people are just saying words.

(\ /) https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/sweetpea.jpg
>AcK< +he Fuck You Mean Bridges Are F0r CrOssing Gaps In The Land? Their In+ended Func+ion Isn'+ TO Be Lived Under? I Need Some Time To PrOcess
>AcK< +hinking #nsfw Th0ugh+s Abou+ Galloping Ger+ie, Aka The Former Tac0ma NarrOws Bridge. B0y, Could She Wobble....

my pet. attack beetle. #beetleposting #bugposting https://64.media.tumblr.com/e375d8eed0f3eb48d884f093a5258d2a/75f45ea1af71d3e5-11/s100x200/83bd1b2bcbb79afdcd5a986b1ff880da501a76f4.webp

Please let me knew when the men start losing clothes at #FightNight so I know when #RealShit is occurring. Thank you.
>AcK< hO+ Bridges In My Area

Thank you for tagging your #NSFW appropriately.
/=||== - MORGYN DONT YOU FUCKING pITY ME IM GOING TO PEEL YOU -

:33 < bro has a bulge badge :33 < im jealous!!

i luv bein myself :) i luv whorin myself out >;) i tink mor peepz shuld b mor open abt themselves espesh in da whorish ways ;)
⋆⑅˚₊Always ;꩜) btw I made grub c꩜me ꩜ut ꩜f y꩜ur r꩜꩜m⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? SBURB was going to have a collaboration with PORTAL, but due to creative differences, the project was scrapped. However, some Easter Eggs can still be found when alchemizing! © SBURB 2009
call me a slut the way im gagging for it or something #nsfw
⋆⑅˚₊Hi I wasn't g꩜ing t꩜ make an acc꩜unt yet but s꩜me꩜ne ꩜n here pissed me ꩜ff s꩜ much I had t꩜.⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢
⋆⑅˚₊Yeah ꩜k buddy, at least I get my bulge sucked every night. #nsfw⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢
⋆⑅˚₊He D꩜ESN'T smell and if he did he w꩜uld smell G꩜꩜D! y꩜u're just r꩜tten and mean⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢
/=||== - REAL REAL REAL POST REAL POST ALERT THIS POST IS CERTIFIED REAL -

I wish I had an alternate on here I'm sure they would be quite agreeable Clarifying tag incoming now: #selfcest

Due to the large amount of politicians voting in favor of war in recent elections, all citizens and government officials who vote in favor of declaring war will be immediately drafted and put on the front lines.

I could be riding bulge right now. #nsfw

If you say no homo, you're a coward. Fuck that. Full homo.
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𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 There are far greater trolls than I to make your idol. I am humbled though for your kindness! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
you mu2t make them cum fiir2t. doe2n't matter what they are. you can 2elf iindulge after they 2top moviing.

𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 All the time, I kind of hope I explode in a cloud of rainbow metallic confetti, that would be a fitting end. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
oh god I just meant I can come back so like I could
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Ugly 4nd Chopped
*THE REAL AND TRUE CHAOS, CHAOS! *UWHA!
> [ https://i.postimg.cc/Qt7XqkQp/traf.png > [ CW: INCORRECT USE OF CAUTION TAPE ,. #nsfw
i ann particularly fond of jellied eels but i ann going to be sannpling skyuuhale nnilk soon to see if it is uuorthuuhile.

i fucked that troll fish dick and id do it again #nsfw
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now im thinking about bigwig from watership down because im autistic https://i.pinimg.com/736x/7e/61/67/7e6167caddf251086622eaf89002c648.jpg
L173R4LLY 8R1CK3D RN #N5FW

ᐖ OKAYYYYYYYYYYY Xᐖ ᐛ
http$://www.bri$banein$e¢t$.¢om/bri$bane_beetle$/image$/PWC_8055.jpg my friend the jewel beetle #beetleweek
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i like kissing girls / women are great

I want.
hey what does this mean mew~ and why do i kinda agree mew~ 💖✨
you guys are allowed to know one singular true authentic fact about myself and its that im 5'2 because right now it feels like im going against the grain by being humiliatingly short
Ooo! Jush Sitt On Yer Hand Til Is Numbs Up The Hand ‘nd Whack Off!!! #nsfw
/=||== - GET A rUSTBLOOD ON THE PALMHUSK THEY COULD PROBABLY HELP YOU OUT WITH THAT -

:33< thanks i made it myself!

:33< okay beclaws mew demanded it heres my hole! :33< #nsfw :33< https://i.imgur.com/NbHf1oQ.png
I'm g಄ing t಄ catch bugs. Maybe if I catch en಄ugh I can let them l಄಄se in s಄me಄ne's hive.

Im a vi2ual l3arn3r

^^ My spheres are big because my blood pusher is big, by the way. I literally can't be bad. ^^
(#NSFW #phoOoOotoOoOo #boOoOooOoOoty hoOoOope u loOoOove the tat moOoOotherfuckers just doOoOont be stupid oOoOobvi https://f2.toOoOoyhoOoOou.se/file/f2-toOoOoyhoOoOou-se/images/117803673_2nh8pknrTrtACE7.png)>

( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> If ya e'er get th'chance, I'd looooooooove t'see yer Fibrous Arts, what sorta stuff ya stitched t'gether!!!!! I do love seein' people's creative works, 'specially if they're awful proud 'o 'em!!!!!

T)(-EY WANT M-E

>=>}Oh? Very Interesting, May Have To Look Into Earth. Seems Very Lucrative To Slay These Monsters. -9-

>=>}Sometimes I Wonder What Life On Other Planets Is Like. Like How Often Do You Think Monster Attacks Are? Maybe Someday I'll Get The CChance To Actually Hunt Something. It Sucks Here So Hard Sometimes. -9-

u ever read something and just feel a visceral physical heat wash over your entire body bc holy shit. some of you are just too good at roleplaying and i can t cope with it #nsfw #imaroused #vaguepost

Catgirls yes, obviously. But has anyone considered the humble bunnygirl?
#NoThInGwEeK MiGhT Be pEaK AnD ItS BeCaUsE I HaTe eRiDaN
adding Barak Trollbama to my Ssship liSsst
when the fuck iSss #yaoiweek????

I just got sent this. I'm unsure how to feel. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/70b2978285f0.png
Smudgeproof makeup Is like, The bomb. Doesn't smear When i Cry or Anything~

X Catch me licking the sweat off a twink I just obliterated and calling it staying hydrated #nsfw #nsfwe x

It is so horny here

i dont know when i became gollypilled but it is a good exclamation!
Be Nice For The First Time, Small Talk Is A Big Deal. But… Good Luck! <3

heard we were p/)sting dik pics s/) uh here #nsfw https://i.pinimg.c/)m//)riginals/cc/e0/40/cce04047db45f5ed8de67df27e1222e3.jpg
>AcK< imagine If I Were Fam0us. I COuld Have S0 Many Bridges To Live Under, Bu+, Alas, Reali+y
There - is - five - types - of - otters - There - isn't- unless - we - count - subspecies - uh > https://owcn.vetmed.ucdavis.edu/sites/g/files/dgvnsk5386/files/styles/sf_landscape_16x9/public/media/images/Otter1.jpg?h=772dbc11&itok=J_CmK3gF https://twpark.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/IMG_9087-1536x1024.jpeg #aprilsfool

I love your dik!!
>AcK< a++en+i0n! I+ Is NOw Man-+i+ Wednesday
maybe i COULD do numberZ on onlyfrondZ :thonK: #nZfw

i think its going to be a yuri concept night folks (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, yuriposting, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

everyppony has that 1 bitch they cant stawp yearnin abt #yearning
figured out how 2 psot cock #womeninmensfields #nsfw https://www.shutterstock.com/shutterstock/photos/2630009481/display_1500/stock-photo-beautiful-rare-bright-pink-rooster-2630009481.jpg

WHY DID #ERIDANWEEK EVEN START

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THINKING ABOUT TWO PERSONS KISSING #VAGUEPOST
HellO EverybodY MY NamE IS MarkiplieR AnD I AM GreeN 🟩

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I appear to have a haterrrr this is so fuckin exciting… lets hatesnog… #nsfw

GLUB GLUB GLUB!!! #atalossforwords #t)(edoctorfollowedme #)(eexists!!! #fangilling
J⟡J⟡--> I ⚓︎hink I w♡nn♡ kiss my bes⚓︎ M⟡ir♡il.. <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
the hate reaction really does feel like a strong reaction i always hesitate to push it. i understand why it’s there of course, i just don’t want to push it for something i mildly dislike or disagree with. i’m sure this’ll change with time.
(THERE IS A PERSØN SØ DISGUSTINGLY REPULSIVE ØN THIS PLATEFØRM… Før my sanity I will refrain frøm saying whø, høwever .I THINK IVE DEVELØPED A FEELING WØRLDS WØRSE THEN SIMPLE LØVE-HATE. I THINK IT DESERVES ITS ØWN TERM. NØT EVEN “KISMITUDE” FEELS SUFFICIENT ENØUGH FØR MY DEEP SEATED ABHØRRENCE TØWARDS THIS CØLLØSAL TWINK. I WANT, MØRE THEN ANYTHING TØ CLAW HIS EYES ØUT AND WEAR HIS SKIN. IT WØULD BE A DREAM….. EDIT: STØP TELLING ME TØ SAVE MY BUCKETING FØR A RENTAL HIVE YØU QUANDRENT NØSEY PERVERTS)
Im crying why is trollsuke here and should. I make a trollshikage kira 😭😭😭))
we need a "huh" reaction on this site. because that's my reaction to about half of you guys on here and what you say.
bitches be named "maya" 😭

That2 rough buddy

GUYS HELP THE FISH THEYRE COMING HEL- BLBLBGLBGLBL<°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) ><
good night evverybody or should i say evverybunny! check out this up close pic of the most adorable hopbeast lusus he wwas in my garden snacking on all my eggplants and drinking from the wwater bowwls i leavve out wwhen i first saww him evverybody repost wwith #🍆 #💦 if you think youd be friends wwith this little buddy https://cdnimgchestcom/files/8e8069855bfdpng
d duckbill t treefrog another e earth c creature that i l love https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/3b/ad/ba/3badba0143814a285dec1edf5c5407f0.jpg

:o) Kneeling before you, chin tilted upwards to meet your eyes :o) My wrists are bound, a growl in my throat as you push your boot down onto my neck :o) You force my gaze downards, head bowed for you. :o) You'll have to tame this beast before I obey. #nsfw #bondage #petplay

clowns nngh (tags: :o), #nsfw, archive rating: HONK)

concept: reaching inside of the bot splayed over your lap, their voice modulator rising up and down in panicked little pants as you slowly roll your fingertips over colored wires one by one "this one?" you mutter, giving a bright red cord a small tug they fall into desperate sputtering, screens flashing blue as their hips buck pathetically and they begin to spill smoke clouds (tags: Reader/Bot, Reader/Cyborg, #rankworks, wirepulling, wireplay, vague quad, robofucking, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

okay- it's pretty late so hopefully not too many people see. #nsfw #magictrick #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa https://files.catbox.moe/pjlyja.png
❥ they don't talk enough about the type of lust you feel for someone whose so far away from you* that feeling in your chest, that yearning, that hunger* imagining how their hands feel on you, your thighs, your nook, your bulge* how your hands feel on them, their back, their face, their lips* trying to keep yourself sane while you're desperate for their touch* trying to cope with daydreams and self-love* nothing will ever beat the touch of the one you love* #nsfw

Slurp slurp slurp
no i dont have one i lost mine in the war its the conceptual one the bit clit if you will

Suggested topic: Milk ((ironically))
using chittr on the shittr with my clittr dont be bittr #nsfw ig #nonsense

concept: feeling your pan falling further and further away with every passing second a purple haze enveloping all of your senses until there is nothing but that burning mirth in your core if you didnt want it before, you certainly want it now so rejoice motherfucker :o) (tags: Reader/Clurch, Reader/Chucklevoodoos Caster, #rankworks, honkslop, clowns, hypno, panwashing, #nsfw, #nsfwe, archive rating: HONK)
>AcK< my Die+ Consis+s Of A+ Leas+ 20 POunds 0f Ice

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I BE EATING NOOK LIKE A BULLDOG UP AND DOWN THE ENTIRE HEMOSPECTRUM SO LUDICROUS YOU'D THINK I WAS A RAINBOW DRINKER. #nsfw
you know what i think its time to do one of those sfw selfies i mentioned aint nothing hotter than routine maintenance #oilingup i fucking GUESS [IMAGE ATTACHED: A pretty young (sprite) woman in a Richter Belmont t-shirt and a green skirt is applying preening oil to her wings.]
URRGHHHHHGGGHHHB RRRGHGGHH CLUTCHES MY HEAD WHY'S HE SO NICE AND CHILL LIKE THAT GRRR RRRRR URRGHHHH PUNCHES A HOLE IN THE DRY WALL AND THEN PATCHES IT UP BECAUSE I'M RENTING AND IT'S NOT MY HOUSE BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
Oil you say? Would I not look simply adorable all slicked up. Hee hee.
#oilingup [attached an image. A completely nude, rather buxom cerulean troll, draped over her icy throne, bulge and breasts on full display- of course, she is also oiled up, the cool light of whatever frosted room she's in glistening off her body as she gives her seductive 'wink' to the camera, despite both of her eyes being closed] #nsfw

Tonight's rumble in da patch is gonna remind y'all what yaoi really is. #OiledUp

totally unrelated to the current trend on my timeline right now but just reminding everyone that if you post a link to an image in the chit text box the image will show up for everyone allowing everyone and me included to see what the image is maybe what youre doing right now (tags: #oilingup, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

#oilingup #freaks
I MISS MY [[Cathode]]. I MISS HIM A [[Lots Of Great Deals]] ...

"= if it isn't noxious and requires masking up. to tolerate. is it even oil. #fakeoil. ="

are any ladies #oilingup ivwe just been getting stonewvalled by feds and bitches tonight i could really use a pick me up

"= oil. (for vehicles. and machinery. and combustion.) ="

why r w3 oilin
#oilingup but like #myjoints because i have #pain there

boosting this for you

nngh

"= what kind of oil. ="

hello is there a picture you meant to attach to this chit sometimes images do not work so im asking just in case you meant to add an image to add some context to this chit hello just letting you know

#OilingUp.

#OilingUp.
I thfink you can accomplishff anythfing you set your mind tof You ride your own trail pardner *Ffires my gunsf in revelry and encouragement*
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Do pacef yourselff in all sfexfual activity, it can lead to dehydrationf and tearingf. Use lots of lubricant and easfe. Remember, broken spurrs make ffor slow horsesf

concept: down on your knees in front of your kismesis as the world blurs in and out, your body beaten and bloody "say ah, y/n" watching them reach down to grab at your cheeks and force your mouth open your tongue falling from your lips as they slowly drip a long bridge of hot spit into your mouth "swallow" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, pitchfic, pitchfling, spit, spitswallowing, #nsfw, #violence, swallowing spit while youre down, ouch, archive rating: M)

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Chittr do you like maids
Fuck https://file.g/\rden//\I6w\/iUpTXp\/hj0P/ow.png #gore///

i'm a snugly bitch / i hug and shit #substance
>AcK< ride Wife. Life GOOo000d

what does chittr gold get me exactly when i search it says "grindr gold (often referred to as part of the "unlimited" tier in recent updates) is a premium subscription designed to remove limitations found in the free version. the primary benefits focus on enhanced visibility, increased browsing capacity, improved privacy features, set a custom, discreet app icon and use a PIN lock for security." i am not sure why i would need to set a custom discreet app icon? 0o0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr Gold, searching for answers, #nsfw, archive rating: G(old))
>([everybody wanna #ate until t#ey need a bitc# wit# an encyclopedic knowledge of #entai to evaluate t#e value of t#eir reinassiance era doujin and t#en t#ey send up t#e a#egaosignal for pornman to save da city #nsfw]

my body is shaking / but like in a fun way #substance

this coчld be чs </3 https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/dd45d890f869:png #nsfw
>AcK< i Do Have A Page on Bulbapedia, Bu+ You Have TO Really L0ok

//as many of you know most of what I post as Chixie is just real shit that happens to me. I was handed a sealed bag of harabos gummies half asleep and told nothing but that they're a gift. I ate the whole bag and now will be livebloging my accidental high to you all. I'm safe but this is funny as shit so I'm content farming #substance

L3TS B3 4LPH4 4ND S1GM4 TOG3TH3R

C'MON, C'MON, C'MON 'CAUSE I LIKE WHAT I LIKE OH, I NEED IT ON MY BODY AND I NEED IT TONIGHT C'MON, C'MON, C'MON 'CAUSE I LIKE WHAT I LIKE I DON'T CARE ABOUT FOREVER, I JUST WANT IT TONIGHT #NSFW #LYRIC
>AcK< y0u'll Never See I+ COming

ya same
/=||== - I WILL BE THE SAVIOR OF wOMEN - YOU ALL CAN cOUNT ON ME -
◁Neither of us could agree on who our banner should be representative of, so we just kind of did both. Seems to have worked out well enough.▷

lesbians.
I like to post innocent and unremarkable messages and then tag them nsfw just to get people thinking.

Kiss more gills and buoys.

italian herb and cheese save my soul
ugh 7his selfie is 700 g00d 70 keep 70 myself cx #selfie #gyaru #nails h77ps://i.imgur.c0m/30zGOkd.png

ngnf god i wish
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a fucgking weerwolf
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((Throwing out an ooc here just for my own comfort as someone who is a girl sometimes and a guy sometimes i am not doing a trans girl john egg situation here i am doing a genderfluid here. i don't think i need to specify my own nature to explain that but i don't want to come off as someone who is dismissive of the trans woman egbert arc or of june as a concept because she's great. just doing my own thing.))
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There really ith jutht an entirely 'different' crowd on thith thite once the thun'th go down ithn't there...
>AcK< +he Si+e Is Called Chi++r, Ye+ I+ Is We Who Do The Chi++ng. Precari0us

"pinned post" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48e49cabf77a.png

i knew a day would come where my life would be threatened due to my brave posts but worry not fans rankmaid-sensei will not falter even in these frightening times ( tags: The Rankmaid/Scary DM From Pretty Woman, veiled threats, bravery, archive rating: T)
IF MASTURBATING IS THAT BAD WHY IS IT CALLED MASTURBATING AND NOT MUSTARDBAITING #NSFW

:33 < serenade me with mewr penis mewsic #nsfw
/=||== - TWO OF THEM TWO OF THEM HRHHGHGHRTWO TWO BIMZXOOGFUTWOOF THEM TWO OF THEM GHGGHHHHHHH TWO OF THEM BIMZOO HI BIMMZOOB FDFTWOFOGTHEMTWOOFTHEM -

that was the most horrific 3 minutes of my life just now

She Donkey On My Kong Till I Bananza
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X Hey does anyone want a 6000mg edible lmao #substance x

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Have you ever had a dream. . . Of when you when. . And you. . . When you you when. . . #substance
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one day ill chitt something that isnt about garlic bread today aint that day but yknow what thats just how it be i had one job i wanted to do today n now here i am snackin on a whole fuckin loaf of garlic bread what more could a guy want hm well actually i got an idea but thats for another post
e˅ery♡ne l♡˅es me and 1t's just s♡ hard, 1 d♡n't get why e˅erytr♡ll tr1es t♡ deny 1t

the masculine urge to pound a twink into the ground. #nsfw

"pinned post again without the accidental body pillow attachment gomen" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 - my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience - i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen - i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to - you can find out whether i am currently online by the status in my bio - thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie of me at my desk as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png

gotta say fresh bread is the best scent ever invented by anything ever wait no garlic bread tops that post cancelled or maybe post continued fresh garlic bread is the best ever send chitt

Hornyposting is actually fine as long as you’re hot.

PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: After much deliberation, my team and I have elected to award @archiveAddict with the Presidential Medal of Honor for their hard work in the Yaoi and Yuri industry. They have been working hard, and I am delighted to be able to award them this honor. Congratulations, Rankmaid!

ah... this... this is a dream come true i never thought i would be recognized for such a high honor trollbama-sama sir
CHITTR SHADY FACT #25 • “eridan has mildew pass it on.”

Chittr, I come to you with yet another crowdsourcing post. Tonight's theme is... Post your number one fuck-tune #nsfw

My palm hu2k2 autocorr3ct i2 2tarting to r333ally pi22 m3 th3 fuck off. Gor3gl3 how do I throw hand2 with my phon3
CHITTR SHADY FACT #24 • “why can’t seadwellers change a lightbulb ?? they are too busy their gender 😂”

its okay thats the desired effect

pull up his shirt play with his tits or else. #nsfw

please i have been saying this for years pelase please please please please
>AcK< i Was B0rn In+o A Life of Grime

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mydaughter stopped in this morning. tried to tell old gamgam no more gambling.bitch
.just WATCHEd boss grub 1 ANd 2. i wish families were real

im always saying i got that dawg in me but i think that dawg is a cat who just acts like a dawg ykwim
^^i continue to repeat that one daY this Will be me^^

:33 < :33 < hello chittr! :33 < im here and ready to be gay

Breaking news. My scientists at the CDC have officially announced the creation of a potion. It’s name, effects, color, odor, and taste are all unknown, but it is definitely a potion of some sort.
── ✦ HAPPY T⚢ SEE M⚢RE LIKE-MINDED INDIVIDUALS ARE ACTIVE T⚢NIGHT.
Thinking about it, I probably shouldn't have anything to drink- I get even flirtier when I'm drunk... #alcohol #cryogenicthoughts

:o) I am looking at the tags of my last nsfw post. :o? And wondering what logic the website uses to order tags. :o) Its not the order you typed them. :o) Nor is it alphabetical. :o? Fascinating...
<3-Thinking-of-making-a-grilled-cheese,-but-the-bread-for-the-grilled-cheese-is-two-other-grilled-cheese

READING ONTO THE RECORD! just because you did it doesn't mean you're guilty! consult with Hallowen & Co. law offices today #law #ad
GOod news? I Got those sick as H3LL FROSTED sugar cookies BAd news? I Got stabbed

ah... i know my fictions are what i mainly post but would there be any interest in my cosplays? 0v0"

oh! #chittrconfession seems fun! sometimes when i see two conventionally attractive human boys interacting on my timeline i urinate a bit in my chair and admittedly i think it feels a little good but just a little no im serious just a little anyone else? ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr Timeline, yaoi, fuojoshi, #nsfw, #nsfwe, omorashi, archive rating: P)

Happens to me too.

i have 2 think about things related to women kissing each other but in a way thats like rly respectful and stuff
yOuRe aLl a bUnCh oF FfFfFfFfFfFfFfFfFfFfFfFfFfFfFfRiEnDs :)

YOUR3 1N H1S DMS 4ND 1M THROW1NG MY PUB3S 4T H1S F4C3
cool. cool. another miigraiine. cant a guy go two fuckiing day2 wiithout hii2 head deciidiing two 2pliit iin half?? gue22 iim loggiing off before ii LIITERALLY blow up. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarhjfdrkgjhjjkdfhsgjh
>be me >need to get pregnant >fast
hmmmmrrnnghhhhhhhhf im hungry (i say as i ate a whole two cartons of fries three seconds ago)

I fucking hope so.
Are we getting a pronouns feature, do you reckon?

I'll say it once again: We are running out of Yaoi. We need more Yaoi immediately.

:33< cat meows loud as furk in mewr ear asmr roleplay
you perverted freaks had better keep #incest out of my incest webcomic

((Transmasc Bros i love u <3))
hello ladies. does mmy innsommnnia turnn you onn. be honnest

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if any boys are having sleepovers today i would love to be invited! you can pretend i am not even there
wh3r3 my fr3aks a^? lookin for my own ch3rry pi3 iykwim =;) #nsfw
what the fuck do you mean by that

Soo yoou claim too have oone oor yoou just refer too yoour chitts in a such erootic way noow? Either way lmaoo yoou're a tootal freak 8D

Woman.

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Why do Cute trolls Like me Have to Like-- sufferrrrr-- Can't ugly People do It for Me :(

Tickle therapy is the worst thing I've heard of, and I just heard of fire therapy. I'd prefer the fire.

Yoo chittr any anthroopoomoorphic beasts loovers oonline? 8] #nsfw
O SHlT i do have tit pi! weII. not muh tit Ieft </3 hashtag nsfw hashtag w-seIf-harm https://f2.toyhou.se/fiIe/f2-toyhou-se/images/85725745_qYMhI5i8oYdDsB0.png

D --> Women
boobs kmmages will fix mme. go mmy search bar ,

the search function is working for the right people it seems... #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/07e72fa3c433.png

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fffinalaly (tags: The Rankmaid/Search, #nsfw) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d9f47328be2.png

boobs #nsfwv

can you take another one kissing (tags: kismesissitude, piercings, pitch fling, kiss, archive rating: T)

I'm still recovering from hearing the phrase "cliterature" to refer to erotica honestly.
>every failed image embed makes me stronger >soon enough ill be trizzas one and only battery >fueled entirely by imgur album links and .pnjs
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X Writing that idea down ASAP x
lets str0ke 11t crazy style t0gether s0 y0u can d0 b0th

https://i.postimg.cc/mDRzdQDK/nokia-hmd-lightyear-barbie-phone-pink-or-1gf030apc1l04-32754.webp

Ơ̵̙͖̳̫̤͎͈̹͔̗̰̂̊̋̎͆͊͐͑͒̒̍͘͜͠Ṅ̴̡̲̦̺̭̜͌̀̀͌̈́̕Ę̷̧̨͓̗͇͔̰̝̱͗͒͌̊ ̷̨͎̬̦̹̩͙͌͛̀P̸̡̧̟͈̫͇͓͉̙̳̥̺̺̪͗͋̋̌ͅỎ̵̼̖̊̂̈̑̒̄̆͝T̵̡͗̈́͛̐̋́̐̏̆Á̸͈̦̙̞͔͙͗͂̉͒̏͂̂̀̊̔̓̋̎͘T̷̠̬̓̔̾̔́̊́̈́̓͂̃̇̈́͝͝Ȯ̸̭̻̰̱̠̙̣̻̤͕̝̒͑̎̈́̓̿͛̋̈́̾̆͌͛ ̸̢̻̖̮̝̫̖̓͆̇̿͗͐̏̎̆͘̕C̴̡̣͔̼̗̤͂̽̄̊̃́̽̓̓̅̃̃́̀̋Ḧ̵͈̬͇̹̖̲̯̱̱͉̲̗́̇͐̒́͂̅̈İ̴̛̬̻͉̲͇͉͕̏̌͐̂̾̇͗͐͗̋̕͝P̵̗̪̤̯̱̜̞̖̭̓̈́͑̄̾͝ ̵̡̛͇̣̉͐͗̏̋̏̃̀̓͑͂͆̄͘͘P̶̢̈͒͂͆̉́͂͗̌̋̈̆̈́̀͠L̴̨͙͙̦͕͓̩̫̺̍̏̆́͌́͋̀͒͂͒͌̑̏̅͝͝E̷͉͋̆̋̽̄̆̉͝A̷̡̢̯͖͙̅Ş̸̛͎̗̞͍̫̝̩̹̐̀͒́̽͌̎̏́̈̏͆͛͘͠͠Ę̵̯̙̬͎̝̻̥̥̂̋̒̄͘͠ https://i.postimg.cc/cCx3JQG4/image-306.png #horror

Y'all Seeing This?
「 What the hell? ⥮
im over here slickin my nook i got lubricant on my nook rn im just slickin my shit... im horny as FUUCK giirl im a freak girl like fr #nsfw

That's my lil guy.
Fortunately for y’all I’m free. Who up chitting they hogs right now? #nsfw

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa81f7663acf.png #nsfw #substance
kiiller? ii dont even jeff her.

:33< fun fact did mew know: MEOW

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I hope you guys enjoyed my performance as TOY BONNIE in the new FNAF movie! Who or what do you theorize I'll be in the next one?
I WOULD NEVER FORGET THE DIFFERENCE #NA$TY
◁PSA: Please learn the difference between Shame Globes and Rumble Spheres.▷ ◁Rumble spheres are the ones on the chest and shame globes are the ones on the hips/thighs.▷

V^ Mm... men. <3 ^V
doiing thii2 new biit called "haviing a conver2atiion" where when 2omeone talk2 two me ii re2pond two them.

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4fbdc6f70b5b.png

I hope this works. It seems I've cracked the code. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/Screenshot%202026-03-25%20at%208.09.06%E2%80%AFPM.png

See guys he's having fun.

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>AcK< scp S+ands For "sui+case | Plane" Which Are Lyrics In Alanis Morrisse++e's "ir0nic"
hoonk hooonk hooOnk hooOonk hooOonk honk hoOonk hooOonk hoOonk hOOOnk hOOnk hoOnk hooonk honk hoOonk hoonk hOOOnk hooOnk hooonk hOoOonk hOOOnk hOonk HOoonk hoonk hOnk hoonk hOOOnk hOonk hoOOnk hoooonk honk hoOonk honk hoonk hOonk honk honk HOoonk hOnk hOOOnk hOooonk honk hooOonk hooOnk hOoOonk hOoOnk honk HOoonk honk hoooOnk honk hoOonk hOoOOnk HOoonk hoOnk hOoOOnk hOOOnk hoOonk hoonk honk hOooOnk hoOOonk hoOoonk hOOOnk HOoonk honk honkhOonk hooonk hooOonk hoOOnk

How'2 3v3ryon3'2 #humpday going? You humping th3 day or i2 th3 day humping you?
>AcK< a Green Thumb Makes YOu Go0d A+ Plan+s, A Blue Thumb Makes You G0Od A+ Smurf Pleasing, Bu+ A Magen+a Thumb Makes YOu Have A GOod Tas+e UpOn Y0ur Tongue
/=||== - IF NOBODY THINKS ITS COOL yOU ALWAYS HAVE ME - IN A nORMAL WAY -
>AcK< meglomvanya
Apple Bottom Jeans. Boots with the Jeans. The whole club was looking at Jeans. She hit the Jean. Next thing you Jeans. Sawty got Jeans Jeans Jeans Jeans Jeans Jeans Jeans.
/=||== - CAN YOU GUYS STOP TRYING TO CALL ME OUT ON sHIT I DONT REGRET FOR 5 MINUTES -

This is where I am currently posting from by the way, but I may go on Sabbatical. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b023e8ca722d.jpeg

Glubs into t)(e abyss. 38D
Nearly cried over a tiktok I saw about fudge brownies.
I'm gonna smoke TWO packs of cigarettes at once. Because smoking is something tough, hardboiled detectives do, and I can't be outdone by a no-good gangster.
Everyōne shōuld check ōut the pōōl this summer! #nsfw https://file.garden/acG3rgA0vHdP6CnE/Untitled252_20260314184441.png

V^ The freaks pay my bills th0ugh. #stayfreakys0icaneat #nsfw ^V

:33< theres women in the world <3 sighhhhhhhh
Good idea boy Ill make them into a bomb and drive them at Cybertrucks
Sometimes I look at a SmartCar and wonder if I can make it roll over with just a nice well placed kick.
Https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/20/b1509c36450dd0b7825d5b6419072478099eef84.png blue Lady! #nsfw #bluelady!
I'd like to think whoever wrote House of Leaves played a Fighting Game once and said "How can I make a book fight a man" then they wrote House of Leaves

> 0h Y0W 1've heard that's 0ne 0f the w0rst curses fr0m them...
aIr freaks who wants to c ;o) hashtag nsfw hashtag seIfie https://f2.toyhou.se/fiIe/f2-toyhou-se/images/117297262_g3joBMgiB6iDtYY.png?1774463945
okok wont keep yaII waiting too Iong ;o) hashtag nsfw hashtag seIfie https://f2.toyhou.se/fiIe/f2-toyhou-se/images/117297321_hH0iY5bTsOzeASq.png

saY hello to the cчtest client i;ve had in a while @ardoчrCorvidae toчghed oчt foчr pairs of horn piercings in one sittin https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/e7bdc54494f7:png #art

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thinking about them tonight... sighs... (tags: the perigree hikaru died, archive rating: T) https://i.imgur.com/tFXPNCM.jpeg
chat exactly how hard should a guy bite his bf to be a totally normal form of affection asking for a friend

why
--> Heard we were sharing SPHERES HERE!!! Decided to share mine. I know... I know, its quite round. https://file.garden/Zus9kHo18QeWvR40/Sphere.png <--

Thank you all for participating in that wonderful display of community.
I wish I could Titty post too but alas Dysphoria. No Titty from this Teal Blood : (. Which is a bit of a shame because if I don't bind I got some Hella nice Tits lmao!!! #nsfw
I awaken to a feed full of wonderful spheres and a misogynist getting jumped in a parking lot. Today is going to be a good day. You'll just have to imagine from the alt text as the image won't render properly, but here, have some more. [And attached is a picture of a rather busty cerulean troll from just under the nose to just below the breast, said bosom being squeezed by an arm on each side to get it to fit into frame, and a slight fog from cold breath being exhaled from cerulean painted lips] #nsfw #cryogenicthoughts

ok that's a lie, these aren't mine. still pretty though!

Fine, fine i'll post my tits! I hope this works... https://www.birdnature.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/great-tits.jpg
wwell im late arent i https://files.catbox.moe/zitofo.png #nsfww
Posting my cat. https://i.postimg.cc/xqVTT6zN/IMG-5833.jpg

My Spheres Could Be Out Right Now, You'd Never Know #nsfw

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https://file,garrden/aa0MyBMyAyIrrFxo1/Scrreenshot%202026-03-24%20212851,png Jegus, Look at the blurr, blegh, I looked so silly,
ʚɞ Guys my moirail always be doin some shit while im asleep :/ https://file.garden/Zus9kHo18QeWvR40/Variep%20slept.png ʚɞ
dfstyacgvwhjuikunxbdejnovwklseptbhiknrdf fewnikpohcewdsklbgveljkrsdbnvk #rubmahbelleh https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719749785061425157/1486193859443556382/r24ytggjcxbb1.jpg?ex=69c49d64&is=69c34be4&hm=0d54bfc5bd6e09e59969bedb7bb984215da83f83d55f81fa18600cae4ad73f1b&=&format=webp&width=1055&height=819
FUCK FUCK FUCK MY LUSUS FOUNd THE YURI ANd sPheres FUCK

Iv£ lik£, always had my sph£r£s out on main lik£, tast£fully, of cours£. IDK what I miss£d but i'm lik£, sur£ i lik£ support it! #nsfw
>([need more slamma jamma mammary motion on t#is site for real we all need to get more sp#erical now]
why not get a little #messay

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CALL THAT NOOK THE MATRIX, CUZ I'M IN THIS SHIT AND I CAN'T GET OUT #nsfw
https://cdn.imgchest.com/fi𝑙es/bd48f29a5c20.png im not posting fu𝑙𝑙 spheres for free but ha𝑣e a tastefu𝑙𝑙y kind of see through shirt post #nsfw

Everyone needs to get gayer NOW!!

(. Y .) #nsfw yall got me fucked up
>([t#is is w#at im fucking talking about gang t#is is it t#is is w#at makes it wort# it. im putting t#is s#it up on my damn fridge. wilobe and jomnie otp 4ever]
/=||== - IM NOT ONE TO POST ACTUAL pHOTOS BUT I FELT LEFT OUT NOT PARTICIPATING IN TITTY TUESDAY, SO YOU GET ANOTHER CORRIG ORIGINAL PIECE - HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/zHh23tD312hxR3IU/cHITTR%20BULLSHIT/BOOB.PNG #NSFW -

everybody gangsta till its throatfuck thursday #nsfw

I am glad to see we are coming together as a community to post images of ourselves. Allow me to share my contribution. Hopefully this works. https://imgur.com/a/VQdqMbo

to all of th3 ppl afraid to po2t th3ir 2ph3r32 u can 23nd th3m to m3 it2 ok ill k33p th3m 2af3 #fr33th3tit2

you come to me titless on titfuck tuesday what the fuck is your problem #nsfw

#alpha
girl if you dont get those titties in my face rn #nsfw #boobpocalypse

petition to make human "tuesdays" #tittytuesdays on chittr! dont forget to leave a 👍 KUDOS!

Says Mr. Tits himself.

Thank you, I am fan of the Yaoi.
Sometimes I feel like my vessel was constructed... incorrectly. This is troubling me as I know my lord not to make mistakes. And yet... Ego sum ira Domini.
/=||== - IT'S NOT REALLY MY CUP OF SCALDING LEAF FLUID BUT ONE OF MY bUDDIES @IRIDESCENTdEVIANT WROTE SOME YAOI JUST FOR YOU GUYS I THINK YOU SHOULD CHECK THAT OUT - HTTPS://ARCHIVEOFOUROWN.ORG/WORKS/81815876 /=||== - (SITE aDMINS PLEASE ADD REPOSTS I AM BEGGING ON MY PRONGS AND JOINTS) -

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SOMEONE TOLD ME WE POSTING SPHERE FLEXES NOW? #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a534debb7c1b.png
one dave seduced another 7384693456367384569450645986734563452384523452345934875365234534850345349583475634523485345345245304192384123100009753478234523465308276534529345234534873664316321477853453458293452347523453452456435159345234585734523465234523453420345903453434382692345345739452349959345234534538452347564592348545858853645234852834534114857834523475234653454385234532345 to go

The Internet Is Full Of Shame Globes For Those Who Have The Eyes To See Them.
decided i might post A "selfie", since i think i'm Quite cute. might delete lAter (⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝) #nsfw (idr think so, but plAying sAfe) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8bfece0bc5b7.png

new #chittrchallenge boys push your spheres up against another boys and post a photo (in this thread haha) to determine whos are bigger! kyaaaaa! trusted voters including myself will be the final say. (tags: challenge, rivalry, mine are bigger, bl, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

At 9 years old, I was with child. I was a child and I was with myself.
/=||== - SORRY IF YOU NOTICED THE SITE GOING DOWN GUYS THAT WAS mY BAD -

Forced cold turkey for three minutes. #ImDistressed
#nsfw https://files.catbox.moe/ucf6yl.png Heading to the showers, I still have 6 more hives to clean but I need to take a break. Enjoy my body~
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hOoOOnk hOOOnk hooOnk honk hoooOnk honk hoOonk hoOoonk hOOOnk hOOOnk hOoOnk hoOnk hOnk hoOnk hoOOonk hoOnk hoonk hoOoonk hoOnk hOonk HOoonk hooOonk honk honk hoOoonk hOnk hoooonk honk hooOnk hoOonk hOOonk honk hOnk hOOOnk hOoOonk hoooonk hooOnk hOOonk honkhOonk hooonk hooOonk hoOOnk

need a fat girl in my lap right n0w tbh.
Critique wanted. D☉es my sign satisfy y☉ur ☉cular crevices ☉r n☉t? https://file.garden/Z9W96iLGHwUEZPNh/symnan.png

My purrshake brings all the trolls to the lawnring.

bitches be like no no dont eat carbs they make you fat okay then why is everything delicious in the world a carb like bread or pasta or whatever isnt that fucked up

this grub burger is everything to me / it's delicious and tantalizing / but it will make me chubby so it's evil

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IM MICROWAVING PIZZA
IM GonnA BE OuT OF CrackerS SooN... SaD

Hello, @slenderMan. Would you happen to be one of the Yaois? I have been getting conflicting answers, although most of them are in agreement.
I think I just met God. That, or I've suffered critically severe brain damage. I don't know if I'm really cold or really warm right now. Particularly shaken up.
ripping my suit off to reveal a tight ass spiderman suit its gooning time #nsfw
Passion is tthe mostt attttraccttive ttraitt someone ccan have. #quadposttingg

https://i.imgur.com/Y6ulxfY.pnghttps://i.imgur.com/Y6ulxfY.png :33< about meow
<3-I-hope-you-know-I'm-trying-very-hard-to-explode-some-of-you-with-my-mind. #withmymind
WHY AREN'T MY DMS WORKING I WANNA MEET SINGLE PURPBLOOD BADDIES IN MY LOCAL VICINITY #nsfw
<3-Sometimes-I-throw-my-beer-bottle-at-the-wall-hard-as-fuck.

✿ 𖥧nvas𖥧ve 𖧧h❦ugh𖧧s are l𖥧ke 𖥧nvas𖥧ve spec𖥧es ✿
everytiime 2omeone put2 one of tho2e ugly a22 up2caliing fiilter2 on 3d2 emulator footage a barkbea2t diie2.
Ehm... I think you might just word things in a way other people might think is rude... My lusus has always taught me to be polite and kind, and that people will like you if you're nice (' o ' ❀)
How does one make friends...? I don't have allot of those, but I want to learn how to get better at making them (^ . ^ ❀)
my beaufitk duaghter neopet :) her name is chicken https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_6761.png
who up slappin they bulge about? who up shufflin they nook? #nsfw
I ☆in't r€☆ding ☆ll☆t! Buy my product!
"cis male ttrolls don'tt have rumblespheres" buddy my boyffriend's putt mine tto shame #nsffw
"why do your boyffriends hitt you" BECAUSE I LIKE ITT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE TTWO BUFFFF RAGEBOUND DERSITTE BOYFFRIENDS AND I WANTT TTHEM TTO PUNCH ME
◁I'm not engaging with this.I AM WHAT DO THEY SAY WADDONTSAY THATW ORD PN HERE▷

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sINCE I'M NOT LONGER JEFF THE KILLING, AND NOW JUST JEFF THE FLOURISHING...LIKE...wHAT DO I DO NOW, WHAT DOES A FUCKER DO AFTER DROPPING HIS JOB.







































































































































































