#mcapplications
@assistMint Wow. Alright. Ahem. This application is very.. thorough, and your qualifications seem more than sufficient. I'm not sure why we let you go in the first place, to be quite honest. Maybe I should look into that. But regardless, we would like to offer you a new position. Specifically... Office Fool. EDIT: Sorry, clerical error. The position on offer is actually... Scheduellist's Assistyrant and Latte Monger. #MCApplications https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b5191ecb1d12.png - MC Oleana
@impertinentFrenzy Alright. So let me get this straight... You've used my very simple and easy to understand job application form. To tell me you want to punch me. You want to punch *me,* specifically. Me - a *woman.* You want to punch a woman. Is that right? I just want to be sure I'm understanding correctly. You like punching women? Would you be willing to go publicly, on record, and say that you like punching women? To... how did you put it, "keep them humble"? #Violence #AgainstWomenSpecifically #MCApplications https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/96df178f2987.png - MC Oleana
Still some more #MCApplications to review, today. And to any other late-comers still wishing to submit an application for one of our many coveted positions - you might as well give up hope of employment. But feel free to submit a resume, anyway. The One Who Decides needs to feed, and is looking forward to consuming your essence. https://forms.gle/za8XWzth7798re3F6 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d5b008e28429.png - MC Oleana
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@bulgeCurator You honestly disgust me, and I would prefer for you to stay at least 100 strut pods away from me at all times. ...But your aptitude for divination shows some promise. This is why we have decided to offer you the position of... Fidusucker Proboscis Inspector. #NSFW, probably. #MCApplications https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/22b6e6e206fa.png - MC Oleana
@ardourCorvidae An interesting resume. You seem to have a very... Unique set of skills. Macro Cullsmos is always open to collaborators, so I welcome you to bring any business pitches to me, personally. #MCApplications https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/868cadf432b3.png - MC Oleana
We still have applications to comb through, but will be continuing them tomorrow. #MCApplications - MC Oleana
@gratuitousAnnuity Your work ethic speaks for itself, and is certainly something to be admired and feared. That being said, I cannot give you.... literally every position. You checked Every. Single. One. Instead, I would like to offer you the position of... Full-time Office Creep. #MCApplications https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bd1e5cecfadc.png - MC Oleana
I would hardly consider this a serious application, seeing as no proper contact information was given. ...I'm afraid the position is already filled. #MCApplications https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/477e387c60cb.png - MC Oleana
@technicallyTimaeus Hmm. Your qualifications are impressive, but your previous employment history seems a bit... problematic. We'll keep your information on file. #MCApplications https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be1cf7fc8a27.png - MC Oleana
Because there has been an increased interest recently, Macro Cullsmos has decided to open submissions for new employment opportunities. We've freed up numerous positions for the occasion, and the cubicles have been freshly cleaned of blood and disinfected. If you wish to submit a resume, please respond to the form linked below, and I will hand it off to the mail drone, who will, in turn, bring it to the Inhumane Resources Department, who will then shout it down the infinitube, to The One Who Decides. #JobOpportunities #HelpWanted #MacroCullsmos #WageBait #MCApplications https://forms.gle/yMdVB6in...Read more