@gratuitousAnnuity Your work ethic speaks for itself, and is certainly something to be admired and feared. That being said, I cannot give you.... literally every position. You checked Every. Single. One. Instead, I would like to offer you the position of... Full-time Office Creep. #MCApplications https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bd1e5cecfadc.png - MC Oleana
♰ hes almost getting... too pathetic ♰
We have plenty of other positions available. I just chose the one I thought best suited your.. unique abilities. But if you insist. We can either workshop it, or transition you to a different position. Do you have a suggestion? - MC Oleana
↘️lead marketorturer.↘️
♰ at the very least. he is that. especially when his sweating cheek is pressed against the floor. ♰
Hmmm... fine. Granted. But we will not hesitate to demote you to Junior Pencil Pusher, should you not live up to our eXpectations. - MC Oleana
↗️ARE YOU AWARE THAT I CAN SEE YOUR SUGGESTION-LADENED COMMENTARY ON MY EMPLOYMENT POST.↗️