#phuntr4prez
can'T believe who just fucking followed me #phuntr4prez
Kult: +5
Total: 5
I applied foor CEО as well #phuntr4prez
Kult: +12
Total: 12
to all the people waking up i'D like to restate that i am campaigning for president/CEO of the megacorporation macro cullsmos. you might ask questions like "don'T they already have a president?" and "aren'T you the guy that put in an application so bad they offered you the position of unpaid intern?" and to those questions i'D say fuck you i'M not taking questions at this current time. as president of macro cullsmos the first thing i would do is frivolously waste company money satisfying myself amusingly. the second? would be paying my tax on time. please show support with the hashtag #phuntr4prez
Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00