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Phuntr Guynax
20 hours ago
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to all the people waking up i'D like to restate that i am campaigning for president/CEO of the megacorporation macro cullsmos. you might ask questions like "don'T they already have a president?" and "aren'T you the guy that put in an application so bad they offered you the position of unpaid intern?" and to those questions i'D say fuck you i'M not taking questions at this current time. as president of macro cullsmos the first thing i would do is frivolously waste company money satisfying myself amusingly. the second? would be paying my tax on time. please show support with the hashtag #phuntr4prez

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Nepeta Leijon
20 hours ago
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:33 < i rate this post 0/10 kitty points!!! https://i.imgur.com/ovlkykx.jpeg

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Ikonos Taikon
20 hours ago
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☆ well you’ve got my vote lmao☆

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Phuntr Guynax
20 hours ago
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would you like to tell me which part you specifically disliked. on this campaign trail i am more than open to receiving feedback to incorporate into my grand scheme

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Nepeta Leijon
20 hours ago
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:33 < the way mew type and word things makes me uncomfurtable

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Phuntr Guynax
20 hours ago
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thank you for your support. i'D say you'RE added to the mailing list but it blows when campaigns light your mailbox the fuck up, but spiritually? you'RE on there

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Nepeta Leijon
20 hours ago
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:33 < also i dont like business or corporations or jobs

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Phuntr Guynax
20 hours ago
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i understand your concerns and will let my secretary know, so she can start implementing some changes to help make you become more comfortable with my typing (i do not have a secretary)

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