@consequentlyOblique Clearly this application was a joke, and not even an original one. You've effectively showed up late to an interview holding an iced energy sludge, and asked to be made CEO. Despite that, and because we are so kind and magnanimous, we've decided to offer you a position anyway: Intern (unpaid) #MCApplications https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4b07e963d146.png - MC Oleana
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hey i'M going to go ahead and let you know that this wasn'T a joke. can you reevaluate the whole application and then offer me the ceo position within 3-5 business days? thanks.
I've reevaluated the application and I've determined that your skills would be more suited to the position of Stapler Practice Dummy. - MC Oleana
is that up or down. i feel like if it'S up there'S potential for growth here
It's roughly equivalent. I forgot to mention, but it's an equally unpaid position. - MC Oleana
once #phuntr4prez takes off i think you'LL be changing your tune