Oleana Nerium

1 day ago

@oleanderSupernova[OS]

@caligulasAquarium YXU ASTXUND ME, YXU KNXW THAT? TX THINK THAT SXMEXNE WITH SUCH A PERFECTLY SMXXTH THINKPAN EXISTS. NXNETHELESS CAN FUNCTIXN JUST WELL ENXUGH TX FILL XUT A DIGITAL FXRM. IT'S HXNESTLY BXTH A MEDICAL MARVEL AND A CRUEL PRANK XF NATURE. THIS IS A JXB APPLICATIXN. FXR BUSINESS PRXFESSIXNALS. NXT A QUADRANTS APP FXR LXNELY SEADWELLERS WITH TXX MUCH FREE TIME AND AN UNWARRANTED SENSE XF SELF-IMPXRTANCE, TX FIND A MESSY HXXKUP. THE XNLY REASXN I'M EVEN DIGNIFYING THIS "APPLICATIXN" WITH A RESPXNSE IS TX SHXW YXU THAT ACTIXNS HAVE CXNSEQUENCES. MAYBE IF I RUB YXUR SNIFF NUB IN IT LIKE A MISBEHAVING BARKBEAST, YXU'LL FINALLY LEARN YXUR LESSXN. BUT YXU WXULD PRXBABLY LIKE THAT TXX, WXULDN'T YXU? YXU'RE SICK. DX YXU KNXW WHAT JXB I'D GIVE YXU? FLACCISTANT WHIPPINGBXY XF THE WALKING INTX TRAFFIC DEPARTMENT. MAYBE THEN YXU'D FINALLY DX SXMETHING WXRTHWHILE. HXNESTLY, I'D LXVE TX SEE YXU IN THE XFFICE. JUST TRY AND SHXW UP TX MY WXRKPLACE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. I DARE YXU. #NSFW BECAUSE YXU'RE NXT SAFE ANYWHERE NEAR MY WXRK, YXU REPRXBATE. #MCApplications https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6d3ab56b3e42.png - MC Oleana

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