WHEEL OF TORTURE
@tortureWheel
[WINNER, WINNER, WINNER] <[Play games, enter to win CASH and PRIZES, apply to be a CONTESTANT and get to know our beloved host RGABIE ADAMAN!] <[Every SATURDAY at 8 PM on Alternia Central!]
[IMMOLATION] <[I'm thinking of just SPINNING the wheel to choose the CONTESTANTS. I lied. I don't actually read your APPLICATIONS! My BOSS does!]
[DEATH BY BEHEADING] <[Last CHANCE to APPLY for our show, EVERYONE! CHOICE that's gonna CHANGE your life FOREVER!]
[BULLETS IN HOTDOG] <[If I were someone's BOSS, I'd skin people alive for FUN! #gore #violence]
[DEATH BY BEHEADING] <[LIKE this CHIT if you think our host is CUTE!]
I'm pretty sure this is PART OF WHY you've Attracted such a Large Audience! (WOLF WHISTLE) (CROWD LOOKING AROUND SURREPTITIOUSLY)
[HANGING] <[OKAY. Now they are flirting with ME in my contestant application form. Dear viewers, not to burst your PARASOCIAL bubble, but hey, you do REALIZE the SPONSORS are making me say this, right?]
[IMMOLATION] <[Try to DODGE my ATTACKS!!!]
[CRUCIFIXION] <[Oh. Didn't think I'd ever say that, but DO NOT sign up for my SHOW!]
hmph. i just checked the timeline using my muse of time powers and i can see that i would have won anyways, so mayb it's best 2 give someone else a shot xDDDD
[DEATH BY BEHEADING] <[Can you also check if I get PROMOTED in FUTURE? Pretty PLEASE?]
hmm!! i can't say for certain bc there are a lot of timelines (i just won in all of them when i entered so that's how i knew for sure LAWL) but i do know one way i could help u out here... *PYAH!!! muse of light powers go!!* there u go ^_^ maybe the next time u might get a promotion, this'll help u be a little luckier!!!
[WINNER, WINNER, WINNER] <[SURVEY TIME! How do you pretend to like your COWORKERS.]
>> You juડt try to be po1¡te and keep converડat¡onડ ડhort !
[BRAZEN BULL] <["You"? You mean "me", right? It is a *****SURVEY*****, not a call for HELP, HAHAHA!]
[S] Smile and do as they ask.] [T] Then complain about them on chittr.]
[WATERBOARDING] <[Yeah, okay, I am SURE many of our VIEWERS will find that advice USEFUL! Let's give Milo Devin Flup (such an EXOTIC NAME!) a round of APPLAUSE, everyone!]
retired now but honestly i would tell myself a lie about them in my head to make me empathize with them like oh that executive may be rude and denying my funding but his childhood dog just passed and he has a migraine so i should have some patience even if it isnt true it helped me stay levelheaded and nice more often
>> Thank you !! ¡t'ડ my Human name!! A cong1omerat¡on of contr¡but¡onડ from fr¡endડ :))))
[HANGING] <[If you want to witness the show FIRSTHAND, we have an open position for a JANITOR. SOMEONE has to clean the floor from bodies and it's for sure not gonna be ME this time!]
[TICKLE TORTURE] <[Uh, DEAR VIEWERS, next time make sure you didn't mistake OUR CONTESTANT APPLICATION FORM for QUADRANT CONFESSIONS! #justaheadsup #vaguepost? #verysweet #butthatsdeeperthaniwannago]
[RATS] <[Someone put NAILS in my shoes THIRD time this week. Haha!!! We love a PRANKSTER on the set!]
[BULLETS IN HOTDOG] <[SURVEY TIME! If someone were to push you into a MEAT GRINDER, what would you DO? #violence #gore #notastolenchitt]
I'd probably be Dead. The only thing that'd come out is my Eyeball. (CROWD MURMUR) (CROWD FEAR)
[BRAZEN BULL] <[Wow....! I think I just TEARED UP! You should DEFINITELY sign up for our show!!!!!]
[IRON MAIDEN] <[SHOWTIME! Can't WAIT! You're gonna be a TV STAR SOON!]
[IMMOLATION] <[WOW! Cut the cameras! What's here I see? Pretty promising CONTESTANTS so far! HERE'S your reminder of our OPEN CASTING CALL! SIGN UP NOW! ↓ #wheeloftorturecastingcall]
[DEATH BY BEHEADING] <[Sign up for my show and they'll MAKE me wear a DRESS for the majority of first episode! ANYTHING for the VIEWS!]
[BRAZEN BULL] <[I had to edit this chit to turn TICKLE TORTURE into something less. Provocative.]
[SNAKE PIT] <[Good morning, ALTERNIA! May I remind you, our casting call is OPEN! Sign up now and win great PRIZES and unforgettable MEMORIES! #wheeloftorturecastingcall]
[IRON MAIDEN] <[LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! This is the moment you were waiting for!] <[That's right! WE'RE OFFICIALLY OPENING CASTING CALL for WHEEL OF TORTURE! Grand prize of 1,000,000 CAEGARS! Think you got what it takes? THEN SIGN UP NOW!!!! I'M GONNA SPIN THE WHEEL AND WHOEVER IT LANDS ON CAN DATE ME!!! HAHAHA!!! SIGN MY GOREGLE FORM!] <[(On the other hand, did I really have to say THIS...? Seems like a CHEAP marketing trick!)] <[#wheeloftorturecastingcall #joinnow #winprizes #uh #spinthewheel #staytuned]
[WATERBOARDING] <[Or will you leave with 1,000,000 CAEGARS? Let's TRY your LUCK!]
[W] Would apply but can't get time off work.] [B] Best wishes.] [MISC.] ]
i uthed to love watching thhows like thethe as a wriggler i cant wait
[MOUSE IN BAKED BEANS] <[Of course NOT! It'll be OPEN for at least a WIPE or TWO!]
∘☽ Thank you. I'd alredy sent my application, I just wasn't certain if I was to late. ☾∘
[RATS] <[Due to some ISSUES with our sponsors, we had to DELAY the sign-up form. But don't you fret, we're here and we're ready to ROCK! Call your friends, quads and hivemates, because the auditions starts later TONIGHT! STAY TUNED!]
[CRUCIFIXION] <[We are so SORRY, SORRY, SORRY for the inconvenience, iron maiden. Showbiz takes time, but trust, we will NEVER disappoint! SHOWTIME!]
[RAZOR] <[How EXCITING! Dm me and let's hear what my SEVEN EVIL BOSSES have to say!]
[RAZOR] <[Filming hasn't even started YET and I'm already in legal TROUBLE. I love my JOB! STAY TUNED!]
iii wiiill, my siiibliiing iiin torture. :.)
[WINNER, WINNER, WINNER] <[We won't let you DOWN! We love our EASTERN ALTERNIAN audience! Looks like TROLLKESHI'S ROYAL HIVE has competition! Maybe it's time to make a DUBBED version?]
[DEATH BY BEHEADING] <[WE'RE LOOKING FOR CONTESTANTS! YOU! Yes, YOU! Want to get RICH quick? IMPRESS your quadrant? Make your custodian PROUD? Feel the THRILL and have an unforgettable time? Then you belong with US! We’re looking for the BRAVEST, most DARING, and most DETERMINED trolls ready to compete and tear each other’s THROATS out in a thrilling game of LIFE AND DEATH! The winner takes it all! Think you can SURPRISE us? Then stay tuned for when applications open! I’m your host RGABIE ADAMAN, and I welcome you to WHEEL OF TORTURE!]
[WINNER, WINNER, WINNER] <[You will be hearing from my SPONSORS. If I was you, I wouldn't mess with THEM! STAY TUNED!]
[CRUCIFIXION] <[Come BACKSTAGE, if you want! There's always a place for YOU!]
[TICKLE TORTURE] <[Well! Sure! Don't miss the PREMIERE!]