♣ mediated by @tortureWheel
I am sorry. Can you forgive me. and liscense my offbrand wheel of torture brand kibble. I have never done anything wrong and you are my friend. It is 100% sawdust. please.
youre gonna go compla1n about me to gander arent you
(Womp Womp Womp)

This chud is MINE!!!
🥬 WHA COME ON DO I GOTTA SUCK UR TOEZ FOR MOAR X(((

I SAID I’M SAVING MY NEAR-DEATH VIRGINITY FOR YOU.
oh but 1f my coworker here 1s unable to go on, 1’ll have to carry the show on my own! actually, that wouldn’t be too bad
have you check who’s dr1v1ng your buggy lately? maybe you should be more aware of those sort of th1ngs
Me too iIif you're the one doiIing the tiIickle torture teehee
iIit can be about you too baby
my rotary saw, come on wheel sp1nner, get w1th the program and start runn1ng

DUDE, FUUUCK DON’T MENTION THE TICKLE TORTURE AROUND ME I’LL GET EXCITED.
1f you can’t take the heat, don’t 1nv1te 1t to your h1ve

¢an't ¢at¢h a trout ₩ithout a line, Akahge. I ¢an $₱ot you the ¢a$h ₩ith $ome ¢aveat$.

Aura rizz levels off the charks skibiddi toilet
It's ✁e you think I am, but I'm not! B;o]





