WHEEL OF TORTURE
@tortureWheel
[WINNER, WINNER, WINNER] <[Play games, enter to win CASH and PRIZES, apply to be a CONTESTANT and get to know our beloved host RGABIE ADAMAN!] <[Every SATURDAY at 8 PM on Alternia Central!]
They tried to put me in a blender once #factual
[TICKLE TORTURE] <[Excuse my QUIRK betrayal. Permission to use your IDEA in our SHOW? It's okay if you say no, we're gonna do it ANYWAY!]
[SNAKE PIT] <[Jokes on you, I am actually QUITE GOOD at dodging stones! Sometimes we test our new traps on ME! Anyway, that's IMPRESSIVE. We're HIRING, by the way.]
I've been advised that "social media" is a good way to boost my ratings. I've also been advised that my first post should be "more interesting." In fact, I'm currently being advised to "stop quoting me, this isn't what I meant, you're supposed to make up your own post." There you have it, folks! >[^)] BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!
[BULLETS IN HOTDOG] <[Never set FOOT in PRIME TIME!]
Be who you Want To Be! (CROWD ASSENT) (CROWD CHEER!)
[CRUCIFIXION] <[Did you get a HAIRCUT? I feel like something is DIFFERENT about you TONIGHT!]
Oh, I'm feeling Extra Prideful tolight! (CROWD WAVING A BUNCH OF FLAGS AROUND)
[WATERBOARDING] <[HAHA! I don't know what that means! Yaaaaay!]
[DEATH BY BEHEADING] <[LIKE this CHIT if you think our host is CUTE!]
I'm pretty sure this is PART OF WHY you've Attracted such a Large Audience! (WOLF WHISTLE) (CROWD LOOKING AROUND SURREPTITIOUSLY)
[HANGING] <[OKAY. Now they are flirting with ME in my contestant application form. Dear viewers, not to burst your PARASOCIAL bubble, but hey, you do REALIZE the SPONSORS are making me say this, right?]
[IMMOLATION] <[Try to DODGE my ATTACKS!!!]
[CRUCIFIXION] <[Oh. Didn't think I'd ever say that, but DO NOT sign up for my SHOW!]
hmph. i just checked the timeline using my muse of time powers and i can see that i would have won anyways, so mayb it's best 2 give someone else a shot xDDDD
[DEATH BY BEHEADING] <[Can you also check if I get PROMOTED in FUTURE? Pretty PLEASE?]
We are happy to announCe we are being sponsored by @tortureWheel! Due to that, expeCt our Menu to have new positions: - burger of torture - Cola of infinite suffering - CeMent
[TICKLE TORTURE] <[Let's 🦆ing go!!! Can't wait to work with you, PARTNER!]
[WINNER, WINNER, WINNER] <[SURVEY TIME! How do you pretend to like your COWORKERS.]
>> You juડt try to be po1¡te and keep converડat¡onડ ડhort !
[BRAZEN BULL] <["You"? You mean "me", right? It is a *****SURVEY*****, not a call for HELP, HAHAHA!]
>> Roya1 you ! Anyone who needડ jt
[WATERBOARDING] <[Yeah, okay, I am SURE many of our VIEWERS will find that advice USEFUL! Let's give Milo Devin Flup (such an EXOTIC NAME!) a round of APPLAUSE, everyone!]