♠ hated by @tortureWheel
1 love just say1ng sh1t w1th enough conf1dence that the troll l1sten1ng w1ll just bel1eve you. 1t’s so fuck1ng funny, l1ke, 1 just made that sh1t up dude. genu1nely one of the best th1ngs 1’ve ever learned from my mo1ra1l fr
#awesome keep that sh1t up. 1t’ll never not be funny
#AWESOME
@tortureWheel you could learn a th1ng or two from th1s guy
but you’ll bel1eve the decoy contract r1ght
you really are. 1 expect 3 more l1es by tomorrow n1ght
wow, guess 1’ll just keep your ent1re salary then
they l1terally gave me half your job, what’s wrong 1f 1 make a grab for the other half huh? more drama, more v1ews
I SAID I’M SAVING MY NEAR-DEATH VIRGINITY FOR YOU.
1ll be say1ng that l1ve on camera, dont you worry
updated my b1o btw, 1f anyone cares
oh but 1f my coworker here 1s unable to go on, 1’ll have to carry the show on my own! actually, that wouldn’t be too bad
B)
1 just got a t1ngle at the back of my pan. d1d 1 forget someth1ng
surly 1f 1 dont remember 1t, 1t couldnt have been that 1mportant
cancel the celebrat1ons. actually, no, br1ng them back and recolor them gold because my ass 1s back and here to say b1tchbeast
𝆐𝆏 - - go go go go go!!
wh1ch one, 1m job maxx1ng and 1m already done w1th everyth1ng and clocked out
1f there were respect to be had, the producers wouldnt have h1red me hm? ever thought about that?
alr1ght, wr1t1ng costar down to be k1lled off f1rst
no B)
Me too iIif you're the one doiIing the tiIickle torture teehee
1’ll do better than you, that’s for sure B)
iIit can be about you too baby
I've been advised that "social media" is a good way to boost my ratings. I've also been advised that my first post should be "more interesting." In fact, I'm currently being advised to "stop quoting me, this isn't what I meant, you're supposed to make up your own post." There you have it, folks! >[^)] BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!
hot take. you probably should not go on wheel of TORTURE. if i could underline and bold words i would do that to the word TORTURE. fucking TORTURE!!!!! i, however, will probably watch.