♦ pitied by @tortureWheel
S↑er. Gooning. Hive.
𝆏𝆏 - - fine
would telling you he'S hiveless right now make you more or less endeared to him do you think
-=[THATSWHAT HE LLOOIS LIKE??_☺]=-
almost offended for him that you thought otherwise
Sorry I'll compose myself/
THE OFFICE WAS JUST A BUILDING, I STILL GOT MY WICKED GOOD LOOKS, PURE HEART, CHUZZLE, EX EMPLOYEES, AND LUSUS. WHAT HAS A BUILDING DONE THAT THEY HAVEN’T? #GOINGTOGETITBACKSOONANYWAY #ATLEASTIDONTNEEDTOPAYTHEIRWAGESAMIRIGHT
NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, 1,000,000 CAEGARS ON FOOD AND DRINK IS PRETTY SELF SERVING. MAYBE I DON’T ROOT FOR THIS GUY.
C’MON, MAN. NO PARTICIPANT IS ROOTING FOR ME.
your op1n1on means noth1ng to me
1 do NOT eat d1rt 1 do NOT. just because jackaldad l1kes to doesn’t mean that 1 do. 1 just l1ke to shovel 1t
𝆑𝆑 THEN NEVERMIND!
MY 100% ACCURATE ARTISTIC DEPICTION OF OUR LAST FEW CYCLES. #LLTDESERTADVENTURE HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/D57C001AADAE.JPEG
Hey, do you need to 🗨 about it? I could bring some TISSUES AND WATER Over. B:o[c
i'm never trying tꙮ get hired anywhere - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
i <3 #gumping-it!
𝆐𝆏 - - go go go go go!!
𝆑 - - I Sense Big Man's Presence... 𝆐𝆑 - - GULP!
Me too iIif you're the one doiIing the tiIickle torture teehee
If you don'7 fucking kill 7his, Vaqu7[💎💎💎JACKPOT💎💎💎]a. Vaqu7a, I swear 7o God. #welove7v #welovevaqu7a
AddiIing my hb iIinto my wiIill to iIinheriIit my steam liIibrary after iIi diIie
Why are most the contestants miIid-hiIighbloods. Should iIi prepare to diIie and sell my PS5
⸝⸝𐙚♡ I knew you'd apply!!!! YOU THINK ID LET YOU GO ON A DEATH GAME ALONE!? Pookie... please. ~⋆｡°✩♡⸝⸝MWAH!
Chittr I want you to have this. It’s a little version of me, chittr. https://file.garden/af1MSJbRqgHS7ama/IMG_3019.gif
iIit can be about you too baby
you know what, maybe 1 w1ll. get ready for YOUR 1nterv1ew
complain, complain, complain...
print("i am crying a little bit too")
the idea of being involved in a torture game is really messing with my pan right now >X3
print("i could also live") print("i hopefully will live") print("why are you not discussing that")
WAIT WHY IS MY MATESPRIT THERE???? [ざわ･･ざわ･･]
~I'm g~Onna sue f~Or discriminati~On~
ah fuck 1 forgot 1 appl1ed to th1s
꧁didiwin?꧂
hmph. i just checked the timeline using my muse of time powers and i can see that i would have won anyways, so mayb it's best 2 give someone else a shot xDDDD
>> Thank you !! ¡t'ડ my Human name!! A cong1omerat¡on of contr¡but¡onડ from fr¡endડ :))))
retired now but honestly i would tell myself a lie about them in my head to make me empathize with them like oh that executive may be rude and denying my funding but his childhood dog just passed and he has a migraine so i should have some patience even if it isnt true it helped me stay levelheaded and nice more often
[S] Smile and do as they ask.] [T] Then complain about them on chittr.]
[I] I have spent my entire life (six sweeps officially, but I have Been Here Forever.) working for an office utterly full of midbloods.] [I] I can count on one hand the number of highbloods I've spoken to face to face.] [R] Recent. Events. Have made me realize that we are extraordinarily weak as a whole, and I personally may be on the very bottom of the food chain here.] [A] And I think that I may be depressed.]
𝆏𝆏 - - sorry big boss.
My an$wer depend$ entirely on how metaphorical the meat grinder in que$tion i$. We Bug$ are tough and RAD (Re$ilient and Durable al$o rad) to the many ailment$ that plague ambitiou$ underdog$ like u$ whETHer it be FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave$) trying to gra$p and pull u$ into the pit$ of de$pair or the weight of oppre$$ion that our $y$tem$ force upon tho$e who attempt to make true brilliant change (Al$o literal weight$ due to the unfortunate fact many of u$ have been ble$$ed with ginormou$ think pan$ among other body part$) Yet we per$evere. Any meat grinder made from the ab$tract, exi$ting in the mind$cape cra$he$ and crunche$ and break$ the moment it make$ contact with our bodie$ which are lubricated by confidence, $ecurity and faith in the greater good (lubrication i$ meant to do the oppo$ite now that I think about it but ju$t roll with the metaphor okay) Now if we are talking about a literal meat grinder I would die $creaming, however my $cream$ would not be mere in$tinctual roar$ of pain but call to action for all my fellow Bug$. They will cau$e awe and $trike fear into the heart$ of our enemie$, my death would not be a $upernova for I am one of the greate$t $tar$ that thi$ generation ha$ ever $een. My explo$ion will melt the $kin of our foe$ and reveal the tender fle$h beneath which I have faith my Bug$ will tear apart and $ecure our victory again$t! But I would definitely be dead $till.
I'd probably be Dead. The only thing that'd come out is my Eyeball. (CROWD MURMUR) (CROWD FEAR)
hot take. you probably should not go on wheel of TORTURE. if i could underline and bold words i would do that to the word TORTURE. fucking TORTURE!!!!! i, however, will probably watch.
—- cat1on1cAgon1st (CA)’s palmhusk battery has been depleted. —-
[W] Would apply but can't get time off work.] [B] Best wishes.] [MISC.] ]
"= no fair. i am enforcedly immortal. what do you mean. i cannot participate. ="
1 had the market CORNERED on the l1ve torture and torment. you w1ll be hear1ng from my lawyer
Wow!... So glad to see you Back in Action, buddy. (CROWD MURMUR) (CROWD LOOKING DIRECTLY AT YOU)