♠ hated by @ardourCorvidae
sчck a fart oчt that ass like a bong rip: nastY wee freak, i tongчe it with a strong grip #nsfw
Troll Bruno Mars, Troll Jerma, The Pina Colada Vendor… How Many More Will Have To Die? Eridan Week Has Been, In Simple Words, A Disaster. Being Nothing More Than A Shady Opportunity To Get More Eyes On Crockercorp Products, Eridanweek Has Stolen More Than Just Your Time. For Some Of You, It Has Stolen Your Lives. Even As I Am Writing This, There Is A Security Crisis And An Active Drone Sweep. Of Course, Eridanweek’s Lazy Organization Is To Blame. They Have Spent More Time Plotting How To Best Sell You Product Than How To Give You A Good Time. Shut Down Eridanweek. Before It’s Too Late. #liesoferidan #eridanweek #livejournalism https://files.catbox.moe/rycyl5.png
Where Is Eridan Getting All The Money For The Eridanweek Festivities From? Certainly Not Ticket Sales. #moneylaundering #liesoferidan
It Goes Without Saying, I’m Interested In Interviewing Attendees Of Eridanweek. Send Me A Dm. #liesoferidan
BLUEBLOODS UNIVERSALLY HAVE SUCH TERRIBLE COLORS I AM AT EVERY TURN FORCED TO DESATURATE AND SLASH OR LIGHTEN THEIR INSIPIDD HUES
watching the chits fr/)m the ppl c/)mplaining abt h/)w much they hate being at eridanweek brings me satisfacti/)n
Expect An Article On Eridanweek Soon. #liesoferidan
~notice hovv everyone hating my chitts are lovvbloods? interesting…
Designing an o+utfit fo+r the chassis o+f an andro+id is an interesting challenge. Is it pro+grammed to+ have a material preference? This and mo+re plague my mind to+night...
kinda l0ve me, kinda hate me
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fedcc5481cd0.png caste tierlist.
beaches say to wwatch your back hard to do that wwhen your ass is as fat as mine #nsfww maybe
I WILL NOT FALL FOR YOUR LIES, VILE WHORE. THE TABLET WAS WORKING FINE YESTERDAY. AND THE SCREEN WAS EQUALLY CRACKED. MAYBE EVEN MORE SO.
HOW ABOUT WE FIND OUT TONIGHT? #CONVER$ATIONCHANGER
OKAY, VAGUECHITTING, MUCH?
A public announcement fer th'scally\/\/\/\/ags and landlubbin' earthlin's that be all upon m'messages and posts. I dunnae care \/\/\/\/ho ye think y'are. I ain't a sugar lusus. I dunnae e'en think the currency translates bet\/\/\/\/een planets and I dunnae ha\/\/e a '\/\/enmo'. Stop askin.
-------------------------------------OOC------------------------------------- ---------------------- PINNED POST / ACCOUNT ESSENTIALS --------------------- DISCLAIMER: If you have been blocked, please do not take it personally. Some blocks are being used more as a "mute" function, and very few are actually serious. If you write something I don't want to see, I will probably block you to avoid accidentally interacting. This may include extreme #NSFW, visual nudity, ERP, #incest, or fetishposting. Exceptions made when it's funny. Roger Rabbit Rules on all things. -------------------------------- JANE CROCKER -------------------------------- Generic Earth C Jane Crocker. 25 years old. CEO of Crockercorp. Unethical billionaire, socially controversial figure, NOT YET pursuing a career in politics. May not be canon compliant. Not married or publicly affiliated in any romantic relationship. No children (yet). Slowly drifting apart from the other Creators. Neurotic. Rude. Self-enabling. Closet case. Millennial. Spoilers from other timelines are A-OK. Doubles are great. DMs are open to all for IC and OOC interaction. Will thread in DM or move longform to MXRP.
pornography starring your mother
thanks that actually means a lot
mods i need group chats so that me an the twwo alts i like an caliborn an richy can havve our owwn space awway from the normies an the lowwbloods this wway i nevver havve to interact wwith the tl again might invvite a single girl though so she can send tasteful nudies on request
dont care i am occupied makin the floor plan for my neww amphitheater wwe are bringin back wwarrior masculinity #maritimerepublicathegreatfincelrevvolution
But... \/\/\/\/hat does it mean? Ans\/\/\/\/er m'no\/\/\/\/ or I'll find yer peasant \/\/illage and submit an angry complaint.
♦Are we not addressing the peanut in the room♦ ♦Haha see what I did there♦
i heard troll olive garden was doing a promo like this to appeal to the clown demographic they pushed away, brah.
:o) So many different souls on this website... :o) You will all make fine sacrifices to the Lord of Time.
@sweetToRmeNt is the most miseRaBГe aNd the Гeast mascuГiNe tRoГГ oN this site xD
my stupid fucKiNg Kismesis coNviNced me to maKe aN accouNt aNd i aГReady RegRet that decisioN i see too maNy femaГes oN my feed
Happy Tuesday.
X EIGHT FOOT EIGHT AND OVER GANG RISE THE FUCK UP x
Anime babes. You agree. Rechitt.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be861e39f3d9.jpg #nsfwv
Does anyone know how to get sopor out of a dakimakura s/eeve? Somewhat urgent.
SIX SEVEN!!!!!!!!
♠Oh cmon Chixie I dont deserve this sorta hate :(♠
♡Is this the time of night when everyone becomes freaks?♡
youll ♯getusedtoit
The sheer concentration of contraband distributed at every independent comic market makes me wince in pain. If I cou/d bomb every sing/e one off the face of the p/anet I might actua//y be ab/e to smi/e for once.
REAL $HIT. I WA$ LIT ONLY ABLE TO MAKE MY AU$PI$TICI$M TRIO. WHAT ABOUT MY MATE$PRIT OF THE WIPE?? MY KI$ME$I$ OF THE DAY??
THERE'$ NO GUILLOTINE OUT THERE THAT COULD CUT OFF THE AMOUNT OF HEAD I WANNA GIVE YOU #N$FW #VAGUECHITTING
as a vviolet male you havve twwo paths to choose from bein a racist femboy or bein a racist fincel troll norwwood 3.5 propelled by the singular fantasy a finally receivin a nursin handjob from the empress herself so you can finally proclaim look seahorse dad i made it #nsfww
PEOPLE NEED TO UNDERSTAND, SLAVERY IS AWESOME WHEN YOU OWN THEM #SLAVERY #FEMBOY
IT'$ $OOO CORNY WHEN TROLL$ ACCE$$ORI$E WITH $OMETHING THE COLOUR OF THEIR QUADRANTMATE$ BLOOD. BOOOO CORNY BLU$HBALL BLU$HBALL BLU$HBALL 🍅🍅🍅 WE GET IT, YOU'RE $O HAPPY, BLUH.
too many of you are far too freaky on main. ever heard of a private account???
another night another chance to meet the one. keep an open mind ladies, you newver knowv wvhen you might meet mr. right
do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection.
DON'T GET IT TWI$TED, BIG WOOFBEA$T. VA$PRI HA$ BOONBUCK$ TO $PEND. HMU IN CLAMP$HIRE I CAN COLLECT
I GET $O TROLL GAY OFF THAT TEQUILA
WAIT WHO I$ THI$ ABOUT. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE DATING ANYONE.? .?
why do half of you talk like millenials who like harry potter what dimension is this in
A built in popularity system is just another method of oppression by the elites.
I agree with my ally here.
so wvhich hemocaste has the hottest babes on awverage? my moneys on the jades, personally, but the rusties havwe a pretty good argument for em
shout out to all the ladies already crovwding into my dms, youre all too swveet
you looking for me to provwe you vwrong?~
youd be surprised toots, us seadvwellers get that kinda thing a lot, its a bit of a drag, really
my "friends" don't understand me. sometimes i feel like i'm talking to a vwall. i can't evwen talk to them about chuck berry cause they'll be like "not nowv, you handsome bastard, can't you see i'm vwatching narusasu amvws." then they'll teach me a newv pronoun nobody uses except for twvo people on roarddit. but, vwhatevwer, i gotta be chill vwith it all. y'knowv? like i gotta be.
ladies, guess wvho's arrivwed! only the coolest meovwbeast around, that's wvho. if you see any inconsistencies in my, no you don't. hit me up if you're at least a 7 and vwant some lovwin from a real man in your life ;)
So like who put pickles in the sink? https://file.garden/acG3rgA0vHdP6CnE/81e85cf9b41b99ebae88ed6aa2ef9fd2.jpg
YO YOU TAKING VOLUNTEER$? APPLICANT$? PAY PIG$? ANYTHING? ANYTHING? ANYTHING?
ON CHITTR - WHERE THE HOE$ AT? BULGEY WANT BOING BOING! #N$FW
I'D $AY DROP THEM IN DM$ BUT I'M PRETTY $URE CLEMTI HA$ DI$ABLED THEM $OMEHOW. GUE$$ I'LL HAVE TO CHECK IT IRL...? 👀
"LOUIZZ, LOUIZZ! WHY I$ YOUR CLA$$ A MAID?" BECAU$E FIERCE I$ FIERCE HUNNI. "GAGGGGG"
ANYONE WITH MORE KULT $CORE THAN ME I$ A CHRONICALLY ONLINE LO$ER WHO NEED$ TO TAKE A BREAK FROM PO$TING AND TOUCH $OME LAWN RING, AND ANYONE WITH LE$$ KULT $CORE THAN ME I$ A CLOUTLE$$ PENNYCHA$ER WITH NOT ENOUGH $TREET CRED. IT'$ $IMPLE, REALLY
You can decide if you’re the average indigo or not.
The average indigo looks exactly like this yet expects you to take them seriously. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0098.jpeg
GOD ADD$ 1 $WEEP TO YOUR LIFE FOR EVERY ARMPIT YOU LICK #FREAK #👅
I'M NOT POLY I JU$T LIKE TO CHEAT
HOW FAKE NOOK EATER$ LOOK WHEN A REAL $LURPER COME$ AT THEM #N$FW
D --> Pour a glass of nutritious lusus milk call that a "Thirst Trap"
LONNER $AILIN $OLD ME TROLL FENT BEHIND TROLLMART
ANYONE EL$E FEEL A DEEP $EEPING DREAD AT THE PRO$PECT OF $TAYING IN THE $AME FOUR RELATION$HIP$ FOR THE RE$T OF THEIR LIFE?
🍌- CALLOUT POST FOR KING K. ROOL HE STOLE MY BANANA HOARD AGAIN!!! WHEN WILL IT GET OLD FOR HIM??? If you see that WORTHLESS crocodile LET ME KNOW!!! I need to punch him into next sweep!!!
frankly i think wwe should embrace the femboy programmer stereotype an put sol in the striped thigh highs instead sparin me
im a heterosexual androromantic yes wwe exist the media is just constantly silencin us cause theyre scared more men wwill find out the truth an take the blackpill wwomen an men are vvirtually incompatible both sexually cause modern wwomen havve a monopoly on the bedroom an as friends im not gay though quite the contrary wwomen lovve gay men because they are socially female wwhich is a prerequisite for foids determinin howw much they should invvest in a man wwhen i say im androromantic it means im a man wwho vvalues the wwisdom an company a other masculinists
i probably hate wwomen more than caliborn does honestly #burnedtoomanytimes
FOREVER'$ FUCKING $CARY. DON'T *RU$H* ME, CORVOE. I'M JU$T, NOT READY.
shout out to my reply guy
im vverified noww suck me hard an fast through my 20000 thread trousers haters
MY SLAVE/SECRETARY ESCAPED YET AGAIN. IF ANYONE SEES AN OLIVE BLOOD BY THE NAME NATASHA TELL ME PLEASE
BETTER NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE, NANNA ;)
my type is submissivve bbwws wwith baby moobeast globes
@dynamicFlowfields i demand to be vverified your platform wwould be an evven bigger shithole wwithout my acerbic wwit im the only one big enough to state the facts wwithout extra flab im evven wwillin to pay a stupid membership fee money is no issue givve me my checkmark
IF MY HIVEMATE GET$ A CHECKMARK FOR THEIR $TUPID CHUD CHUDDER$ BU$INE$$ ACCOUNT THEY DON'T EVEN PO$T ABOUT BU$INE$$ ON, I'M $ERIOU$LY GONNA FLY OFF THE HANDLE.
tried making a bbloody cheesecake and this is all i could achieve. fuck my bbaka life #kitchincels https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7C6GgbbtBB/IMG_7260.jpeg
CAN YOU FEA$IBLY MAKE CA$H ON HERE PO$TING NOOK? A$KING FOR ME.
finally got this to wwork https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6a30ee809c18.jpg
AW FUCK. THI$ I$ WHY IT'$ EA$IER WHEN OUR AU$PI$TICE HA$ U$ BLOCKED ON EACH OTHER$ ACCOUNT$. #VAGUECHITTING
NO TRUER WORD$ HAVE EVER BEEN $POKEN BROTHER
I do hope this isn't about who i think it's about.
BULGE FROM INDIGO TRADE>>>>>>> #N$FW
ANY ADVICE FOR WHEN YOU TROLLKIRKENUINELY CAN'T BE NOOKED TO KEEP UP YOUR MATE$PRIT$HIP ANYMORE?
Caliborn (Our Lord) has announced new cryptocurrency "Calcoin". https://i.postimg.cc/8cXmhJRS/IMG-0032.jpg
DO NOT POST SHIT LIKE THIS IN MY COMMENTS EVER AGAIN.
GET CALCOIN TODAY. THROW ALL YOUR MONEY AWAY, AND INVEST IT. IN CALCOIN. CALCOIN. THE CURRENCY OF THE FUTURE. THE ONLY ONE THAT MATTERS. GET IT TODAY, OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!! #INVESTMENT #CRYPTO #MONEY #REALMONEY HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/D6FC5B134F40.PNG
SIGHS. BITCHES AND WHORES, BLOWING UP MY DMS AS USUAL. JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF A BAD ASS. #ALPHAMALE HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1C8F6F800F4F.PNG
ANYBODY SEEN MY SECRETARY NATASHA? SHE'S AN OLIVE BLOOD AND VERY GOOD FOR HER CASTE
Tch, this is such a pedestrian analysis. You're undermining lowblood's right to choose how they earn their caegars. ♧ As a TRUE ally to lowbloods, I understand and respect their choice to flash tit for wealth. ♧ Heh, I'm even jealous. ◇ No one seems to want my tits... ◇
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ Say, have you checked out my latest song?
♡ So many beautiful babes on here tolight. ♡
use a like as evvery other wword = limited vvocabulary = not wworth my time
wwhy do foids suck an is it possible to engineer the perfect girlfriend or should wwe do awway wwith hypergamous sluts altogether an start from scratch
i knoww the ovverwweight skywwhale lusus of three hates to see me comin
Y'all r3ady for th3 thr33qu3l? What3v3r your3 doing, you aint. W3r3 arguing now, fuck you.
DON'T EXPECT. TO KEEP uP WITH ANY TRENDS. OR TO RESEMBLE. ANY RuNWAY. BEYOND TRASH CENTRAL STATION. AT GARBAGE JuNCTION. A SERVICEABLE TRAIN STATION. FOR RAMMING YOuR THICK. IGNORANT SKuLL INTO. AS THE ONCOMING FuCKWIT LINE. IS INTERCEPTED. BY YOuR MEATY BODY. YOu WILL DRESS AS YOu DIED. IGNORANT AND NOT SEEING. THE TRAIN OF CONSEQuENCES. SPLITTING YOuR BIG DOuGHY ASSCHEEKS. INTO SMITHEREENS. A BIG GORY BALLOON. OF DEATH AND DECAY. INSTANTLY ERASED. FROM THE ANNALS OF HISTORY.
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lame. not even worth the follow. what a joke. sleepy obama. worst president in history, maybe all of the world.
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JU$T CALL ME? YOU WANNA GO??
I think it's an attack on my condescetutional rights to try and regulate my access to riflekind strife specibus.
Has anyone seen Condesce Owens?
#nowplaying Hayloft - Mother Mother
⟅ you gotta explore your creativity a little more, KILLJOY! ⟆
MY EX-MATE$PRIT BELLING ME UP LIKE I HAVEN'T HAD 13 OTHER RELATION$HIP$ $INCE HIM. MATE YOU ARE $O LA$T WIPE #KI$ME$LUT
how 2 extract smaII cyIinder from a tube fiIIed with butter urgent question
(| ok so basically, the ranking goes like this: |) 1. bronze (perfect balance of fat and muscle. works with animals so good diet) 2. olive (a little more gamey than bronze but still serviceable) 3. jade (a Rare Treat. but when you get it the quality of the Meat is obvious) 4. violet (not everyone is into the fishy taste but i honestly don't mind) 5. cobalt (some people think it's better than bronze but i disagree) 6. rust (very cheap but definitely mediocre. poor diet and really chewy) 7. teal (very bland. diet consists mainly of Junk Food so not very nutritious) 8. purple (tastes funny. will get you Zooted As Hell so not for the weak) 9. gold (honestly just tastes gross and burnt usually. bad diet too) 10. indigo (really good diet but inedibly tough. impossible to enjoy) (| i'm not especially picky though. these are just objective rankings |)
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it probably feels good as fuck for the keyboard when you type on it
ME TOO <3< BUT THEYRE LOWKEY LOOKING AT MY IGRUB RN $O I GOTTA GO BUT ILL $EE YOU AROUND, C
I do like real music! This is why I do not want your photo card! Thanks!