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couldnt help but notice howv vweak the guys stream vwas from the next stall ovwer so i recommended he start doing kegels. yup. thatll havwe you fucking your 400 lb vwife like shes a sleek 250. #nsfwv
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｢konbanwa! this #waifuification... (ФωФ) is... k...k...kekekeke!!! ahh~ this waifuification is like a koinrokkā no tabemono! (；・ω・) born from himitsu! (；・∀・) hatched in haji! Σ( ﾟДﾟ) gyaahhh!! Σ(*ﾟдﾟﾉ)ﾉ megane-chan was talking to ai-chan, and she said... ｣ ｢(*^￢^*) hai, nee-chan! @gutsyGumshoe jane-sama is ai-chan's new oshi! jane-sama is so kawaii! jane-sama has (ФωФ) kyuutieful pwotential~~ (ФωФ) nee-chan. (ФωФ) beam her, nee-chan. (ФωФ) her boiyoings, nee-chan... darouoooooo~☆!｣ ｢(in nyaht so many words, but (;´-｀) basically! keke~)｣ ｢and jane-chan! maturity jane-chan! red pantsu jane-chan! ( ＾ω＾) megane-san kyudn't resist! kekek~ aaah~ (*´▽｀*) in human culture, a jukujo is marked by their young carrying #pregnancy capabilities! (*^O^*) did you know? waow! so sugoi! (*^_^*) megane-san added that. (*ﾟ∀ﾟ人ﾟ∀ﾟ*)♪ isn't it kawaii!! (*´∇｀)ﾉ aaah~~ so kyutieful. megane-san's best work to date! syoo plush looking... keke~ (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this post contains #suggestive content! don't like, don't read! (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻ konbonwa means "good eveningggg~". koinrokkā no tabemono means "coin locker grub", the eastern alternian tradition of placing cullable grubbins somewhere and... ( ・ε・) walking awayyy... so sad (；Д；) himitsu means secret, this is me and ai-chan's secret! haji means shame, this is megane-san's shame! (´ﾉω；`) byuuttt... not really. megane-san is shameless. ε=(*ﾉ´Д｀)ﾉ kyah! oshi means someone's favorite special person, love of all lives! (´･ω･`)/~~ ai-chan is megane's oshi. ai-chan is megane's everything, so everything he does is for her. even dis! (。ゝ(ェ)・)-☆ jukujo means "mature lady"! ( -∀・) which is... (ФωФ) kekeke, a special termmm~~~ kawaii means kyutie! sugoi means... uwaahh!!! uwoaahh!!(*^▽^)/★*☆♪ moe moment!]
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｢kirainahito: *attempting to intimidate megane-san* me: *stays completely calm and smirks*｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kirainahito means enemies megane-san will cut down.φ(-｀Д´-*)]
came up vwith this little vwerse since im tvwiddling my thumbs out of boredom. jail is a snoozefest. #lyrics #indie #nsfwv #erotic baby, baby, baby, you got honeydewv melons baby, baby, baby, can't you see my broccoli svwellin' oh baby, baby, baby, i vwanna taste your vwatercress i vwanna slip my celery stick up the back of your dress
｢ummmm... (*´,_ゝ｀) megane-san is a boy... not a josei. (；｀∀´) syooo... ie.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: josei means girl! ie means... nyuh uh.]
｢@digitalDaruma ahh~ ai-chan! ( -∀・) megane-san caught the yuris for anata!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: anata means you!]
｢*fap* aahh~ *fap* aahh~~｣ ｢sore dakedesu ka? (｡・´_｀・｡)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: is that it?]
CAN WE NOT DO THI$ IN THI$ CHUD'$ COMMENT $ECTION.
A$ IF YOU DIDN'T FUCKING TELL ME TO PO$T THI$??
｢( ^-^)ノ∠※。.:*:・'°☆ yey!｣
｢eto... konnichiwa, minasan! ahhh~ (^-^; this waifuification is a little chigau! σ(^_^;) keke~ megane-san didn't initially keikaku to make a tricky-chan @glitteringAcuity post but... gyaahh~!! (゜゜;)＼(--;) someone asked megane to! neeiht-san had to listen! (O.O)y-~ it kyudn't be helped! (((・・;) syooo.... this waifu is an epic bengoshi, using sūpājasutisufanbasshu to beat off (nyaht like that, silly! (ФωФ) kekeke~) her teki in the courto! (；・ω・) megane-san doesn't really care about court dramas, butttt... nyeehhh~ (；^∀^) it's okie, i guess!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: chigua means different! as in... uwu, what's this! owo, megane didn't expect it! keikaku means plan. d(^ー^d) bengoshi means courtlady, a legislacerator! sūpājasutisufanbasshu means SUPER JUSTICE FAN BASH!!! trickortreat-chan's signature move! up up down down left right left right, kyahhhh!! teki means enemies.]
｢(ФωФ) kekeke~~ vkei-chan wants megane from behind? (*´ﾉ∀`*)｣
｢konbanwa! megane-san has created moar waifuification! (*^▽^)/★*☆ dis time, we have vkei-chan! @ardourCorvidae (*/∀＼*) ahhh~ vkei-chan was cho kantan to make!~ keke~ ( -∀・) vkei-chan is always nisu to megane-san. (*^￢^*) unlike his haterz, vkei-chan wuvs when megane-san nuzzles and cuddles! ( ・ω・) choto kawaii. the most kyutieful girl!....... (ФωФ) kekekeke~~ second best to ai-chan of course nyah!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nisu means nice! (=^ェ^=) choto kanton means supa easy!! vkei-chan already has perfect oppai! RENTRER EN SOI is the best vkei tunez, byuttt. (／_;)/ another trick on megane! none of them were kyutiegirls, just fembois. -_-]
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｢choto matte... ichiban kon'ya wa motto! ( ´∀｀ )b megane-san's most special anaru tomodachi, pinni-P-chan~☆! @tumblingTenet ( ≧∀≦)ノ megane-san made sure to capture all of pinni-P-chan~☆'s... assets ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in dis shashin! boinyoing. (ФωФ) oyasumi! megane-san is going to neru nyow!! nyehehe~ (ノ∀≦。)ノ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: "choto matte... ichiban kon'ya wa motto" is megane-san flexing his tyotally sugoi trollhongo skillz, this means "one more big one... one more for the night!" (*ゝω･*) anaru tomodachi means best tunnel fwiend, pinni-P-chan~☆ has visited boku at LEAST once. sashin means picture, and oyasumi means good light! (*´∇｀)ﾉ neru means coupgoop time keke~] [DID YOU KNOW?: pinni-P-chan~☆ is a reference to trollcaloid producer handle! if pinni-P produced kyutietunes, she would use that handle!]
i lovwe it vwhen east beforan girls do that high-pitched banshee scream vwhile you drill them. they really knowv howv to put on a performance. death by bulge. yamete kudasai? more like keep going, papasan. #nsfwv
HUH? WHAT? DO YOU WANT U$ TO DEVELOP LIKE, GAY PLANET$? WHAT??
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 17: aranea serket #degradation #humiliatin #freeuse #nsfvw #nsfvwe #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl sorry babe, just missed out on the 8x2. youll get there next time. vwhats there to be said about the original serket? shes got the sexy librarian look, her quirk has her tits in it, and shes got a sadomaso streak an imperial distance unit long. find her lil booth, paint an s on the sign, and youre in business. i should havwe a lot to talk about here, so lets get into it. aranea is a smart cookie. ewven the dumbest araneas iwve met at least pretend to be smart. so you havwe to appeal to that sensibility. condescend to her a bit but dont outright call her stupid. make her feel dumb, sure, act like you think shes a little slowv, of course, but dont say it. also, let her talk. like, not too much, she can and has gone on for hours about howv cereal has sex? thats all i got out of it. but letting her go on a bit lovwers her guard, lets you gawvk at her tits, and she might ewven stop paying attention to you at all. perfect opportunity to hawve some fun wvith her. most tame, pop a sucker into her mouth. i started carrying em around just for this. araneas havwe massiwve oral fixations. i shut a serks pan right off doing this once, she got all quiet and drooly, and you can guess howv i escalated it. if youre feeling a bit bolder, shut her up wvith your bulge. like i said, oral fixation, and she dont mind being interrupted if its for that. shell get right to sucking and forget all about vwhatevwer bullshit she wvas on about. most bold, sidle up behind her, rest your chin on her shoulder... and you can pull this line any time vwith her, but i lovwe doing it here. "wvovw babe, this is so interesting, sounds like no ones evwer *really* listened to you before." nowv, she lovwes this. youre lifting her up, making her feel superior and smart, vwhile also allowving her to be a wvictim. this is exactly wvhat she wvants. then you vwhisper for her to keep going as you feel her up, hike up her skirt, slide her panties dovwn... i guarantee shell be vwet before youwve evwen gotten your bulge out. hell, shes probably been vwet since she started talking. another thing you gotta understand wvith araneas, shes in her owvn head. you gotta make this mental for her too. embarrass her. shame her. she thinks shes better than you. getting fucked by you is degrading to her. and she lovwes it. lean into it. talk about hovw disappointed porrim vwould be, hovw shocked meenah vwould be, howv much damz wvould laugh... threaten to make it into a sexposition booth proper, let the entire bubble havwe a turn vwith her. shed probably go for it if you buttered her up right, ivwe nevwer tried since i dont like sharing, but theres something there. novw, i hawvent mentioned, eugh, subbing for... maybe any gal so far? besides damz, i guess. but aranea, wvell, she might go for it sometimes if thats your thing. she likes taking control. if you can convwince her to try to take it vwithout using her powvers shell hawve a fun time, though the povwers, vwell... no comment on hovw those feel. this section is ovwer. r8ings: bod: sexy librarian, vwelma cosplay, stacked as hell, surprisingly short skirt. ivwe newver met a skinny aranea, theyre all thicc 8itches 9/10 vwariety: so... the set-up is usually the same, shes at her booth. but if you get some good ones, youll get good banter, the povwer plays are entertaining... a bit limited, but fun all the same 7/10 ease: you just knovw shes nightdreaming about sucking you off the second you start wvalking tovwards her booth. you hawve to wvork for it a little bit though, and the constant yapping can make my patience run thin. 7.9/10 personality: okay i knovw iwve said it but. goddamn does she talk too much. shes condescending, mean, thinks shes better than you, thinks she knowvs better than you, thinks youre stupid, acts totally offended and shocked if you try to call her out on any of it. shes a massiwve 8itch, 8luh 8luh and all. 8r8k her. 9/10 owverall: 8/10. i didnt givwe vwriska this honor im pretty sure, but aranea earns it. rockin bod, rockin look, great hook, great lay, fun back and forth, i mean, evwen after i fuck one of em silly shell still hawve something smarmy to say. fantastic gal if you can find a gag or some earplugs. special shout-out to my buddy @arachnesgrasp for inspiring me to get off my ass and finally wvrite this part up. gonna leavwe this off vwith some choice quotes of hers from today, wvhich oughta help demonstrate some of my points. thanks svweetums! <3333333
currently vwatching the east alternian classic "no no your bulge is slipping inside me! you made a promise to only grind against my nook! on a crowvded omniscuttlecaravwan. on a crowvded scuttlecarriage. the damp salary vwoman is rubbing her nook up against me!! vwere on the same commute but one day i vwas pressed up against her in a packed car and i could smell her hair and i could feel her ass and cleavwage and my johnson got rock solid hard!" #nsfwv
｢ancestor-sensei came from the highest mountains of east alternia... the shishaku-san! (^-^)/ neeiht read about it in the ancient mangatexts of the kirihorns, so he's a big two percent east alternian! kyaaahhh~~ so jelly. (T^T) megane wishes he was born in east alternia. baka gaijins... kuso!・゜・(つД｀)・゜・｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: mangatexts are the meganes way of preserving history, kekeke!(*＞∇＜)ﾉ written by their own prongles, kukuku. baka gaijins means stupid, uneducated westerners... kuso means damn! (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻]
｢megane-san needs a new bācharuriariti headset. ~(ＴДＴ~) offering top dosh for hi sesshoku haisō! (*´∀`) need to view ai-chan's boiyoings in HD! kekekeke~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: bācharuriariti means virtual reality!! as in, megane-san broke his playing "futotta otoko ga sukina 3D anime bijo", a super popular video gameu in east alternia! (´；д；｀) hi sesshoku haisō means no contact delivery, an ancient art practiced by the most refined hikikomori such as megane-sensei.]
｢east alternia mame chishiki ichi! did you know, east alternian trolls lack the gene for body odor? (ﾟ〇ﾟ) kekeke, east alternians nyever have to wear deodoranto... kyah! gyahhh, megane-san almost forgot! (/--)/ this gene also gives dem very dry waxies in their listening tubes! Σ(´□｀ﾉ)ﾉ neeiht doesn't know how this is connected, but... it is! (ФωФ) east alternian kyuties must smell so yoi. yosh!!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: mame shishiki ichi means FUN FACT NUMBER ONE! megane-san might launch this into a series, kekeke~ ＼(^_^)／ deodoranto means yucky chemical to suppress your alpha boymusk. yoi means "so guuuudddddd(///∇///)aahhhh~" and yoshi means "yeh!"]
my..... moirail.. .... sent me a super hard quiz..... .. .. ... https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7C6GgbtB/ritsun%20troll%20hand.png
｢gyaaah but that's what megane-san does... (ToT)｣
｢huffhuff...huffhuff... megane-san boycreamed at the same time he won a kyōbai for a tsukey-chan shokushu adobenchā figure... (;つД｀)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this post contains #NSFW content! dead featherbeast, don't like, don't read. (´ε ｀ ) kyōbai is another way to say ōkushon, an east alternian way to say the thing you do at a bidding hive! or on the internetto, in megane-san's case, kekeke~ (ФωФ)]
｢neeiht's greatest hoshii is to purchase a pair of ai-chan's pantsus! ( °∇^) butttt.... whenyehver he buys off the official saito they don't even smell tsukatta.(T-T)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this content contains #suggestive material! don't like, don't read! hoshii means megane-san's wish he wants with his entire kokoro!ヘ(^_^) pantsus means kyuuuutieful panties that ai-chan's noo-noo touched, saito is the term for east alternian websites, and tsukatta means to be used by a kawaii girl like ai-chan!! (*´-`)]
earth c is such an amazing place vwhen you just vwanna put your seed in as many humans and trolls as possible. vwe did a great job vwith this planet! #nsfwv
｢and nyo, megane-san is not cosplaying. we're just that similar to each other kekekekeke~(｀∀´)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: cosplaying means costume play, the common east alternian hobby of dressing up as your oshi, waifu, or husbando! ＼(^_^)／]
nghhahhhh there's more pre cum on my sheets than there are bed bugs but i can't stop #nsfw
one like and i'll release the lyrics of my latest song.
｢megane-san is considered a totsuzenhen'i-tai on the above-grounds because of his hairless vestigial tailnub.щ(゜▽゜щ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: it is only one inch in length but it does give kyute wigglez when ai-chan jiggles her model onscreen! totsuzenhen'i-tai means mutant!]
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 7: nepeta leijon #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #petplay #cagttl okay. yes shes a catgirl. yes you can call her kitten and giwve her scritches and shell lovwe it. yes, she looks adorable in a collar wvith a little bell on it. the thing is, that aint special. its true for ewvery gal vworth pursuing. the difference here is that its socially acceptable to lay on the cat nicknames wvithout any build-up on a nepeta, and that shes going in expecting it. she doesnt vwin any points from it for me, at least vwith harley the puppy thing wvas kinda unique to her. but okay, nepeta. the thing wvith nepetas to wvatch out for is innocence. theyll either be the most innocent lil kittens youwve ewver met, or absolute pervwerts. purrwverts, if you vwill. i mean absolutely degenerate. just look at the leijons wve hawve on the dash and youll get wvhat i mean. the innocent ones honestly kinda skeewve me out sometimes, and i can only pull the "yeah its totally a sign of politeness to take off your top vwhen you wvisit a highblood" game before it gets old. the purrwverts are also a bit much for me, since i dont lovwe the scratching, but ill put up vwith it to bag a girl in heat. for actual advwice, just keep a firm but playful tone. youre wvilling to play in her space, but youre clearly the guy in charge. flexible but solid, if youre too rigid something is gonna giwve. scout for vwhat shes aiming for. does she wvanna be "taught" vwhat pailing is? does she wvanna fill out her ovwn shipping chart? does she vwanna cheat on her boyfriend? ivwe met a surprising amount of neps vwholl start saying, "nyo myaster, wvhat if karkitty finds meowvt..~" wvhen iwve already playing wvith her kitty. i forgot to mention it on the roxy guide, but nepetas are second only to roxys- vwell, lets call it the lalondes in general, vwhen it comes to hawving it bad for cheating. if that gets you going throwv her a bone, or a laser pointer i guess, talk dovwn to her about howv terrible she is and hovw ashamed she should be, thatll get her mewvling. like most other girls, vwhat a nepeta wvants at the end of the night is attention. she wvants to feel relewvant. no matter vwhich sort of nep she is, she vwants to feel mature. it shouldnt be a surprise that that same strats wvork on so many babes. stand in for her moirail here, make her feel like hanging vwith you is the coolest thing she could be doing. shell usually say she vwas told not to talk to you (she does to me anywvays) but laugh it off, ask her wvhy she wvas told that, tell her shes too smart to need to listen to that stuff. then, shovw her just vwhy ewveryones been telling her that. shovw, dont tell, she vwont realize vwhat it is. i promise you shell lovwe it though. then you just put a collar on her, and youvwe got yourself a loyal pet wvho lovwes cuddling. the rewvmewv. like revwievw, but cat, get it? bod: ehh. these gals tend scrawvny to toned. sometimes youll see some wvholl open up their jackets and drop some real big fat cat tats, but shes usually rocking the itty bitty kitty titties. usually shorter too, its just not my thing, i like my gals to havwe something to hold onto. shes flexible at least, and has a cute face. 4/10 variety: you seen the tvwo, youwve seen em all. its either total cluelessness or radical ovwercompensation in the other direction. the adultery thing is fun occasionally, but i get enough petplay from the other babes. dont tend to lovwe her banter either. 5/10 ease: easy enough youll almost feel bad. the hard part is finding a wvay to slovw her dowvn, go too fast and shell start vwigging out or biting too hard or get clingy. not a bad problem to havwe though. 9/10 personality: dunno if ivwe ewver met one wvho wvowved me through personality alone. like, yeah shes cute, but i just dont see the point in breaking a girl dowvn if she aint already clevwer to begin vwith. theres such a thing as too cute. 5/10 owverall: 6/10. i cant exactly rate any gal lovw, sex is sex and its gonna be a fun time. neps aint bad, they just aint really my thing, make me uncomfortable sometime. plus, youwve got the evwerlooming threat of a zahhak knocking dovwn your door. tread vwith caution, but... ill giwve her that theres nothing quite like a gal dressed like a neet #bouncingonit vwhile mewving, shes got the cutest sounds
i knoww you pissants are quivverin in your second hand rags at the thought a me commentin on the concupiscent chaos unleashed by cros pua postin but as a literal khhvv its basically my empress givven right to say somethin pains me as it does to agree wwith him cros knuckleheaded howw to guide for scorin nook is a last resort for those a us wwho havve exhausted evvery socially acceptable avvenue for gettin pailed an reaped a success rate a negativve 0.00000000000% the ugly truth is that evverythin that blasted nookscrap wwrote about is assured to get you bitches because regardless a caste regardless a wwhether theyre land hags or sea hags all wwomen share one constant elemental trait an that is their lovve for bein treated like shit yup thats right ladies lovve it wwhen you treat them like caca wwhich is wwhy nice guys like me are doomed to linger in the no mans land a vvirginity forevver addendum the inimitable an immaculate empress a alternia wwanted me to state that she is not to be lumped together wwith these masochists because she is impervvious to wwhatevver plagues the rest a the feminine masses
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
he lacks vwhimsy gang... vwe g0tta put @aeneasCaldarium d0wvn. he hates my vwhimsy
hashtag her balls. i mean her ball.
starting to wvonder if a manbun and flannel is the wvay to go
♦️ You can’t get everything you want in life. ♦️ ❤️ That only happens to me. ❤️
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♥️Guys. She's been thinking about me. I'm deadass no shit 100% sure of it.♥️ ♥️Is it too soon to ask for road head?♥️ #NSFW #Sorry #I'm+an+ally #I+just+cannot+help+myself+around+Tight+shorts #If+you+know+you+know #If+you+do+not+DM+me+and+the+Codakky+will+tell+ya
♥️I'm a man after my own heart. And I'd love to share it with you. Just let me. ♥️
~If I laid an egg w~Ould it be a c~OO~l egg~
I think just me being on Matesprit island is gonna up the viewership
hey babyg- baby~
as a diagnosed nook empath im constantly at risk a devvelopin psychogenic thrush wwhenevver i glimpse a vvacuum sealed vvulvva through a tight pair a leggins please showw some consideration for the nook vvulnerable among us an #pickthatcameltoe before i come to vvery real harm #nsfww
you and me both kid
okay so i knovw evwerybodys been vwaiting to hear from me specifically on this topic. i had to giwve big michael an entire pack of ciggies to get this post out so youd better all be thankful. split into guys and gals because it matters a lot https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91b879dba06d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9032e3f9cd2.png
yknovw vwhat rethinking my rankings a bit. mustard babes could go higher if they had a good e-girl look going on and only slight to moderate #girlstink
I have located 1,000 of you. You are terrible at hiding. #hideandseekchampion
i am all tuckered out after vvanquishin the beguilin wwhores in my replies your vvictor desires a wwarm lap an tummy rubs from a beautiful vvirgin
↗️AN EASY FIFTY CAEGAR. @etheromaniacEgghead ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a22a22f15fed.png
sчck a fart oчt that ass like a bong rip: nastY wee freak, i tongчe it with a strong grip #nsfw
Troll Bruno Mars, Troll Jerma, The Pina Colada Vendor… How Many More Will Have To Die? Eridan Week Has Been, In Simple Words, A Disaster. Being Nothing More Than A Shady Opportunity To Get More Eyes On Crockercorp Products, Eridanweek Has Stolen More Than Just Your Time. For Some Of You, It Has Stolen Your Lives. Even As I Am Writing This, There Is A Security Crisis And An Active Drone Sweep. Of Course, Eridanweek’s Lazy Organization Is To Blame. They Have Spent More Time Plotting How To Best Sell You Product Than How To Give You A Good Time. Shut Down Eridanweek. Before It’s Too Late. #liesoferidan #eridanweek #livejournalism https://files.catbox.moe/rycyl5.png
Where Is Eridan Getting All The Money For The Eridanweek Festivities From? Certainly Not Ticket Sales. #moneylaundering #liesoferidan
It Goes Without Saying, I’m Interested In Interviewing Attendees Of Eridanweek. Send Me A Dm. #liesoferidan
watching the chits fr/)m the ppl c/)mplaining abt h/)w much they hate being at eridanweek brings me satisfacti/)n
Expect An Article On Eridanweek Soon. #liesoferidan
~notice hovv everyone hating my chitts are lovvbloods? interesting…
Designing an o+utfit fo+r the chassis o+f an andro+id is an interesting challenge. Is it pro+grammed to+ have a material preference? This and mo+re plague my mind to+night...
kinda l0ve me, kinda hate me
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I WILL NOT FALL FOR YOUR LIES, VILE WHORE. THE TABLET WAS WORKING FINE YESTERDAY. AND THE SCREEN WAS EQUALLY CRACKED. MAYBE EVEN MORE SO.
HOW ABOUT WE FIND OUT TONIGHT? #CONVER$ATIONCHANGER
OKAY, VAGUECHITTING, MUCH?
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pornography starring your mother
thanks that actually means a lot
mods i need group chats so that me an the twwo alts i like an caliborn an richy can havve our owwn space awway from the normies an the lowwbloods this wway i nevver havve to interact wwith the tl again might invvite a single girl though so she can send tasteful nudies on request
dont care i am occupied makin the floor plan for my neww amphitheater wwe are bringin back wwarrior masculinity #maritimerepublicathegreatfincelrevvolution
But... \/\/\/\/hat does it mean? Ans\/\/\/\/er m'no\/\/\/\/ or I'll find yer peasant \/\/illage and submit an angry complaint.
♦Are we not addressing the peanut in the room♦ ♦Haha see what I did there♦
i heard troll olive garden was doing a promo like this to appeal to the clown demographic they pushed away, brah.
:o) So many different souls on this website... :o) You will all make fine sacrifices to the Lord of Time.
@sweetToRmeNt is the most miseRaBГe aNd the Гeast mascuГiNe tRoГГ oN this site xD
my stupid fucKiNg Kismesis coNviNced me to maKe aN accouNt aNd i aГReady RegRet that decisioN i see too maNy femaГes oN my feed
Happy Tuesday.
X EIGHT FOOT EIGHT AND OVER GANG RISE THE FUCK UP x
Anime babes. You agree. Rechitt.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be861e39f3d9.jpg #nsfwv
Does anyone know how to get sopor out of a dakimakura s/eeve? Somewhat urgent.
SIX SEVEN!!!!!!!!
♠Oh cmon Chixie I dont deserve this sorta hate :(♠
♡Is this the time of night when everyone becomes freaks?♡
youll ♯getusedtoit
The sheer concentration of contraband distributed at every independent comic market makes me wince in pain. If I cou/d bomb every sing/e one off the face of the p/anet I might actua//y be ab/e to smi/e for once.
REAL $HIT. I WA$ LIT ONLY ABLE TO MAKE MY AU$PI$TICI$M TRIO. WHAT ABOUT MY MATE$PRIT OF THE WIPE?? MY KI$ME$I$ OF THE DAY??
THERE'$ NO GUILLOTINE OUT THERE THAT COULD CUT OFF THE AMOUNT OF HEAD I WANNA GIVE YOU #N$FW #VAGUECHITTING
as a vviolet male you havve twwo paths to choose from bein a racist femboy or bein a racist fincel troll norwwood 3.5 propelled by the singular fantasy a finally receivin a nursin handjob from the empress herself so you can finally proclaim look seahorse dad i made it #nsfww
PEOPLE NEED TO UNDERSTAND, SLAVERY IS AWESOME WHEN YOU OWN THEM #SLAVERY #FEMBOY
IT'$ $OOO CORNY WHEN TROLL$ ACCE$$ORI$E WITH $OMETHING THE COLOUR OF THEIR QUADRANTMATE$ BLOOD. BOOOO CORNY BLU$HBALL BLU$HBALL BLU$HBALL 🍅🍅🍅 WE GET IT, YOU'RE $O HAPPY, BLUH.
too many of you are far too freaky on main. ever heard of a private account???
another night another chance to meet the one. keep an open mind ladies, you newver knowv wvhen you might meet mr. right
do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection.
DON'T GET IT TWI$TED, BIG WOOFBEA$T. VA$PRI HA$ BOONBUCK$ TO $PEND. HMU IN CLAMP$HIRE I CAN COLLECT
I GET $O TROLL GAY OFF THAT TEQUILA
WAIT WHO I$ THI$ ABOUT. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE DATING ANYONE.? .?
A built in popularity system is just another method of oppression by the elites.
I agree with my ally here.
so wvhich hemocaste has the hottest babes on awverage? my moneys on the jades, personally, but the rusties havwe a pretty good argument for em
shout out to all the ladies already crovwding into my dms, youre all too swveet
you looking for me to provwe you vwrong?~
youd be surprised toots, us seadvwellers get that kinda thing a lot, its a bit of a drag, really
my "friends" don't understand me. sometimes i feel like i'm talking to a vwall. i can't evwen talk to them about chuck berry cause they'll be like "not nowv, you handsome bastard, can't you see i'm vwatching narusasu amvws." then they'll teach me a newv pronoun nobody uses except for twvo people on roarddit. but, vwhatevwer, i gotta be chill vwith it all. y'knowv? like i gotta be.
ladies, guess wvho's arrivwed! only the coolest meovwbeast around, that's wvho. if you see any inconsistencies in my, no you don't. hit me up if you're at least a 7 and vwant some lovwin from a real man in your life ;)
So like who put pickles in the sink? https://file.garden/acG3rgA0vHdP6CnE/81e85cf9b41b99ebae88ed6aa2ef9fd2.jpg
YO YOU TAKING VOLUNTEER$? APPLICANT$? PAY PIG$? ANYTHING? ANYTHING? ANYTHING?
ON CHITTR - WHERE THE HOE$ AT? BULGEY WANT BOING BOING! #N$FW
I'D $AY DROP THEM IN DM$ BUT I'M PRETTY $URE CLEMTI HA$ DI$ABLED THEM $OMEHOW. GUE$$ I'LL HAVE TO CHECK IT IRL...? 👀
"LOUIZZ, LOUIZZ! WHY I$ YOUR CLA$$ A MAID?" BECAU$E FIERCE I$ FIERCE HUNNI. "GAGGGGG"
ANYONE WITH MORE KULT $CORE THAN ME I$ A CHRONICALLY ONLINE LO$ER WHO NEED$ TO TAKE A BREAK FROM PO$TING AND TOUCH $OME LAWN RING, AND ANYONE WITH LE$$ KULT $CORE THAN ME I$ A CLOUTLE$$ PENNYCHA$ER WITH NOT ENOUGH $TREET CRED. IT'$ $IMPLE, REALLY
You can decide if you’re the average indigo or not.
The average indigo looks exactly like this yet expects you to take them seriously. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0098.jpeg
GOD ADD$ 1 $WEEP TO YOUR LIFE FOR EVERY ARMPIT YOU LICK #FREAK #👅
I'M NOT POLY I JU$T LIKE TO CHEAT
HOW FAKE NOOK EATER$ LOOK WHEN A REAL $LURPER COME$ AT THEM #N$FW
D --> Pour a glass of nutritious lusus milk call that a "Thirst Trap"
LONNER $AILIN $OLD ME TROLL FENT BEHIND TROLLMART
ANYONE EL$E FEEL A DEEP $EEPING DREAD AT THE PRO$PECT OF $TAYING IN THE $AME FOUR RELATION$HIP$ FOR THE RE$T OF THEIR LIFE?
🍌- CALLOUT POST FOR KING K. ROOL HE STOLE MY BANANA HOARD AGAIN!!! WHEN WILL IT GET OLD FOR HIM??? If you see that WORTHLESS crocodile LET ME KNOW!!! I need to punch him into next sweep!!!
frankly i think wwe should embrace the femboy programmer stereotype an put sol in the striped thigh highs instead sparin me
im a heterosexual androromantic yes wwe exist the media is just constantly silencin us cause theyre scared more men wwill find out the truth an take the blackpill wwomen an men are vvirtually incompatible both sexually cause modern wwomen havve a monopoly on the bedroom an as friends im not gay though quite the contrary wwomen lovve gay men because they are socially female wwhich is a prerequisite for foids determinin howw much they should invvest in a man wwhen i say im androromantic it means im a man wwho vvalues the wwisdom an company a other masculinists
i probably hate wwomen more than caliborn does honestly #burnedtoomanytimes
FOREVER'$ FUCKING $CARY. DON'T *RU$H* ME, CORVOE. I'M JU$T, NOT READY.
shout out to my reply guy
im vverified noww suck me hard an fast through my 20000 thread trousers haters
MY SLAVE/SECRETARY ESCAPED YET AGAIN. IF ANYONE SEES AN OLIVE BLOOD BY THE NAME NATASHA TELL ME PLEASE
BETTER NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE, NANNA ;)
my type is submissivve bbwws wwith baby moobeast globes
@dynamicFlowfields i demand to be vverified your platform wwould be an evven bigger shithole wwithout my acerbic wwit im the only one big enough to state the facts wwithout extra flab im evven wwillin to pay a stupid membership fee money is no issue givve me my checkmark
IF MY HIVEMATE GET$ A CHECKMARK FOR THEIR $TUPID CHUD CHUDDER$ BU$INE$$ ACCOUNT THEY DON'T EVEN PO$T ABOUT BU$INE$$ ON, I'M $ERIOU$LY GONNA FLY OFF THE HANDLE.
tried making a bbloody cheesecake and this is all i could achieve. fuck my bbaka life #kitchincels https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7C6GgbbtBB/IMG_7260.jpeg
CAN YOU FEA$IBLY MAKE CA$H ON HERE PO$TING NOOK? A$KING FOR ME.
finally got this to wwork https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6a30ee809c18.jpg
AW FUCK. THI$ I$ WHY IT'$ EA$IER WHEN OUR AU$PI$TICE HA$ U$ BLOCKED ON EACH OTHER$ ACCOUNT$. #VAGUECHITTING
NO TRUER WORD$ HAVE EVER BEEN $POKEN BROTHER
I do hope this isn't about who i think it's about.
BULGE FROM INDIGO TRADE>>>>>>> #N$FW
ANY ADVICE FOR WHEN YOU TROLLKIRKENUINELY CAN'T BE NOOKED TO KEEP UP YOUR MATE$PRIT$HIP ANYMORE?
DO NOT POST SHIT LIKE THIS IN MY COMMENTS EVER AGAIN.
GET CALCOIN TODAY. THROW ALL YOUR MONEY AWAY, AND INVEST IT. IN CALCOIN. CALCOIN. THE CURRENCY OF THE FUTURE. THE ONLY ONE THAT MATTERS. GET IT TODAY, OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!! #INVESTMENT #CRYPTO #MONEY #REALMONEY HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/D6FC5B134F40.PNG
SIGHS. BITCHES AND WHORES, BLOWING UP MY DMS AS USUAL. JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF A BAD ASS. #ALPHAMALE HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1C8F6F800F4F.PNG
ANYBODY SEEN MY SECRETARY NATASHA? SHE'S AN OLIVE BLOOD AND VERY GOOD FOR HER CASTE
Tch, this is such a pedestrian analysis. You're undermining lowblood's right to choose how they earn their caegars. ♧ As a TRUE ally to lowbloods, I understand and respect their choice to flash tit for wealth. ♧ Heh, I'm even jealous. ◇ No one seems to want my tits... ◇
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ Say, have you checked out my latest song?
♡ So many beautiful babes on here tolight. ♡
use a like as evvery other wword = limited vvocabulary = not wworth my time
wwhy do foids suck an is it possible to engineer the perfect girlfriend or should wwe do awway wwith hypergamous sluts altogether an start from scratch
i knoww the ovverwweight skywwhale lusus of three hates to see me comin
Y'all r3ady for th3 thr33qu3l? What3v3r your3 doing, you aint. W3r3 arguing now, fuck you.
DON'T EXPECT. TO KEEP uP WITH ANY TRENDS. OR TO RESEMBLE. ANY RuNWAY. BEYOND TRASH CENTRAL STATION. AT GARBAGE JuNCTION. A SERVICEABLE TRAIN STATION. FOR RAMMING YOuR THICK. IGNORANT SKuLL INTO. AS THE ONCOMING FuCKWIT LINE. IS INTERCEPTED. BY YOuR MEATY BODY. YOu WILL DRESS AS YOu DIED. IGNORANT AND NOT SEEING. THE TRAIN OF CONSEQuENCES. SPLITTING YOuR BIG DOuGHY ASSCHEEKS. INTO SMITHEREENS. A BIG GORY BALLOON. OF DEATH AND DECAY. INSTANTLY ERASED. FROM THE ANNALS OF HISTORY.
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#nowplaying Hayloft - Mother Mother
⟅ you gotta explore your creativity a little more, KILLJOY! ⟆
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(| ok so basically, the ranking goes like this: |) 1. bronze (perfect balance of fat and muscle. works with animals so good diet) 2. olive (a little more gamey than bronze but still serviceable) 3. jade (a Rare Treat. but when you get it the quality of the Meat is obvious) 4. violet (not everyone is into the fishy taste but i honestly don't mind) 5. cobalt (some people think it's better than bronze but i disagree) 6. rust (very cheap but definitely mediocre. poor diet and really chewy) 7. teal (very bland. diet consists mainly of Junk Food so not very nutritious) 8. purple (tastes funny. will get you Zooted As Hell so not for the weak) 9. gold (honestly just tastes gross and burnt usually. bad diet too) 10. indigo (really good diet but inedibly tough. impossible to enjoy) (| i'm not especially picky though. these are just objective rankings |)
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