♦ pitied by @ardourCorvidae
*GiveS EveryonE ReadinG ThiS A BiG SmoocH On ThE CheeK* <>
Like!! Good whatever-Light-is-Outside everyone~
TrieD ParkouR OncE AnD FelL OveR FroM A PolE I JumpeD OntO AnD It HurT ReaL BaD
- It hurts, bro #Mojito #Fell
Aww, like, Thank you SOOO much, Corvie!!! :3 <>
I'm doing, Like, SOOOO good Now that I'm talking To the Best moirail EVER!! <>
This mission seems... Impossible...
I need Fans but I don't Think eridan Week will Help now That im Thinking about It
I'm not, Like, risking My beautiful And flawless Bod at The event I don't Want to Get mars'd.
Like, what The FUCK happened At eridan Week i'm Seeing people Saying that Troll bruno Mars was Shot???? #violence
Apologies for my YaoiPosting. I am normal again.
OMGGGG i Need liiiike-- Compliments!! ASAP!!
EVERY CUBIC INCH OF MY THINK PAN IS SCREAMING. GOOD GOD. PLEASE, JUST MAKE IT FUCKING STOP.
I wanna, Like, be A pillow Princess sooooo Baddddddd~ #nsfw (ish?)
I'm the Princess to Someone's jester. Just don't Know who Yet.
Like!!! Today is Like sooooo Boring so Far....
↘️they have given me a stress ball at work which i immediately burst,↘️ ↗️MAKING MY PALM WET, STICKY, AND TOTALLY RUINED,↗️ ↘️not because i was stressed, but because i was so offended they thought i needed some kind of crutch to vent my emotional subordination that i had to eliminate it entirely.↘️ ↗️GROSS.↗️

#Vagueposting - SOME OF YOU don't know the difference between a butter crust and a shortbread crust and it shows.
Mr. m⓪irail iseems t⓪ be as bad at tech as me, what a shame
ʚ♡ɞ I likeee bailed my moirail out of jail with money I got from a teal blood!! NEW PROBLEM THO!!! HOW DO I GET OUT OF A DATE WITH THAT TEAL BLOOD :(((!!!!! PLZ HELP!!!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
Gooood evening (Or morning Or whatever, If you're On earth) My adoring Fans <3
Old Matesprit Didn't Work Out.. I Think It's Time For A New One.
You're, like, The bestest Moirail i Could ever Have, corvie!!!
hatched to ragebait, , , forced to work retail, , ,

ur rite this did improve me mood
I'm so goddamn confused I'm staying out of this now
haZ anyone really been far even aZ decided to uZe even go want to do looK more liKe?

🜂 | 🜂 | How do i unsubscribe from #ASS? this is a work device!!! 😅😅😅 #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility 🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
[that fuck1ng cl0wn that 1 hate 1s here.]
MY DRAWING PAD WON'T START. WHAT THE FUCK. SOMEONE FIX THIS IMMEDIATELY, AND I WILL CONSIDER SPARING YOUR LIFE. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH IT. HERE IS ATTACHED, A PICTURE OF IT. FOR DIAGNOSIS PURPOSES. HTTPS://I.YTIMG.COM/VI/L9EHL169X3Q/HQ720.JPG?SQP=-OAYMWEHCK4FEIIDSFRYQ4QPAXMIARUAAAAAGAELAADIQJ0AGKJD&RS=AON4CLCBW_NWCPHX-QN7CUJD-KHBC3GUJG
i was staring! okay you wouldnt know if i didnt tell you just now and im still talking oh my god why am i hitting post
im fine! i maybe twisted up my wrist a little bit but totally fine
THEY STARTED BUILDING THE LOWBLOOD TORTURE NEXUS AND I STEPPED IN. I SAID WE DON'T NEED TO DO THIS TO THE LOWBLOODS THEY DON'T DESERVE THIS. I SAID TAKE ME INSTEAD AND THEY DID. IF ANYONE NEEDS ME THEY'LL BE TUMBLING ME THROUGH THE TORTURE NEXUS EVERY WEEKNIGHT FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER.
uh hi! i didnt think youd be posting about cocaine on my timeline today!
yeah but cocaine maKeZ me feel liKe i can Zee through time. can a blacKrom relationZhip do that? no 😌 50 pointZ to cocaine #drugZ #ZubZtance
Fear is a natural emotion, succumbing to that emotion is the issue. Ego sum ira Domini.
OKAY. CRISIS NARROWLY AVERTED. MAYBE I JUMPED THE GUN BY GETTING SOLLUX TO TRY AND RUN A DIAGNOSTIC ON MY HUSKTOP. HE DEFINITELY SAW THE YAOI I WAS READING.

Sad to hear that the sbahj franchise will never again receive another film. One of the greatest pieces of introductory media completely washed away by the scrubbing of the creators hands! What a great klatch i would have thrown for the next release but OH WELL i guess some fuddyduddies are too numerous and plentiful for us to enjoy stuff anymore. They seek to deprive us of EVERYTHING.
#vagueposting Seeing heresy on the chitline :/ Ego sum ira Domini.
#chittrconfessions Sometimes i Think i'm-- I'm not Cute or Hot, but I know That that's PREPOSTEROUS thinking. Right?
Augh my hands are sore. Shouldn't have demolished all those fruits earlier but my punching bag isn't here yet :/

I remain staunchly unmoved by the audiences pleas for the return of the bootbuckle jamboree halftime show! I remember that one scathing review that said i was plum ass at the spoons so my motivation to attempt another go is slacklustre.
tried out a new eyeshadow color...forgot how cool i look in blue. if only i could wear this outside but alas...hemospectrum stuff.
So I'm OuT Of StickerS AnD This'lL Be A GooD LearninG Experience
ill try! honestly its a little intimidating haha X:o
Someone called Me a Wriggler for Pointing out They might Be projecting Their insecurity By calling ME that. HA!
can 2omebody on here lmk iif theiir grubda2h al2o ii2n't workiing, ii've triied liike 6 tiime2 to pay for my order but iit won't go through. </3
> Messiahs grant me patience because if they grant me strength I’m going on a killing spree that nobody could stop.
> I have only met three tolerable highbloods in my life, and one of them stopped being tolerable because he was a coward too afraid to break away from the assigned role of his caste. What a short list.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Need to stop gettin' attracted to dangerous people. ]
Alright. I'm all better about the wife thing.
OMG Thank you Bestie!!! <> This is why ur my Moirail ur So awesome~
Sooo like... What do You all Like about Me? Nice comments Only please ♡˖꒰ᵕ༚ᵕ⑅꒱ I know I'm great But i Wanna hear It from Other people Too~

A car just drove by my house...
id Iove to fIirt more w ppI but im too nervous and offputting hashtag swag
going into hot topic buying this and locking EyEs with thE hottEst hot topic EmployEE ivE EvEr sEEn in my lifE https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-26_223929560.png
I hope not.
Did you guys know you have to pay to eat the food prepared by the White House? What the fuck.
whαt ιs ιt wιth trΩlls pιtyιng my chιtts....
Awww, like Thanks, Corvie~! It's sooooo Great to See you!!!
ENVISIONING THE CONCEPT OF A TIER LIST RANKING EACH AND EVERY INDIVIDUAL WHO SHARES MY IDENTITY ON THIS WEBSITE AND COMING TO THE CONCLUSION IT IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY POINTLESS. WE ARE ALL F-TIER. AS IS THE UNIVERSAL CONSTANT WRITTEN INTO THE LAWS OF REALITY ITSELF. PACK IT UP AND HEAD HIVE. NO ONE IS SURPRISED.
Tragically I was woken up at a prompt 4 am.. I am not quite well rested chums. But I have things to do in a few hours.. phooey! Do I try to get a few more hours in or accept defeat...
taller taller taller taller! i will be 8 ft 8!!! tall tall. i wanna be tall! i wanna be tall as fuck! i want it and i hope for it!!
guys, the pit doesnt have an answer how 2 get taller, i think im screwed
It is ok. It happens to the bravest of adventurers! At least I do not have more brain damages, my gourd gets knocked around rather frequent!
Not sure what the symbols MEAN. Obviously the HEART is a good thing. The other ones are STRANGE though.
does anyone know how 2 grow 2 ft and 3 inches taller
I am afraid my last post is cancelled. So sorry. #gotmauled.
FUCKER2 77OOK MY 277AIIR2 CAN77 HAVE **2HII77 IIN DE277ROII77**
shit dont turn 30+ its true what they fucking say about the hangovers like shit i miss the good old days when you could do 17 lines and 22 shots and 9 bumpbs and 4 addies and 3 cans of four loko and a 1/4 of a candy bar and wake up the next day like nothing fucking happened #substance
</3: It Appears Your Darling, Lovely, And Very Beautiful General Is,,,,,,,,, Presently Sick,,, My Throat Hurts, And Not In The Fun Way! Please Send Me Your Well Wishes My Wonderful Followers That I May Recover Soon,,,,,,,,,
#MYTUNES https://i.imgur.com/TXmyCSv.png
anygays good day yaII im gonna go pass out
[a g0ldbl00d w1th0ut any cl0thes 0n screamed at me that a merge 1s b0und t0 happen.] [c0ncern1ng.]
NEED A MOMENT!! GOiNG TO BREAK THiNGS iN A FiT OF RAGE!! SO SORRY!!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Makes me think I might be the only me out there. Weird, huh? ]
@crescenticLacus i dunnoo hoow too use this website help
hbrIgrh vomit stiII tastin Iike bIood... ya im sure thats fine hashtag gore
METAL. METAL DID YOU FALL??? NO!!! I'LL HAVE TO RETRIEVE HIM LATER. I HAVE NO TIME RIGHT NOW. HE'S AFTER THE FINAL TIME STONE.
I like 2 tink i try 2 b a gud troll. Every1 just pisses me awf 1 way or anuthur. #incharvent
Xkay sx the image DID NXT WXRK...........................
i dont think its supposEd to do that actually https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/bandicam%202026-03-25%2022-59-28-849.gif
I have accidentally misgendered one of my dear constituents, and must now commit seppuku at dawn. Thank you all for understanding.
Please dxn't wish that xn anybxdy ever lady ardxurCxrvidae... Yxu knxw what that dame dxes tx the pexple whx earn her ire!!! Fxr shame :(((
guyz y r sum of u so freaked out, b normal...
I ppissed off a hhuman and tthey ssaid "pprojecting mmy pperiod ppains onto tthis gguy" oiuugghhh #gore~<
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It has its moments, very taxing though. I don't get a lot of free time typically. Ego sum ira Domini.
had a s11ngle packet 0f grubsauce f0r lunch fml
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officer youve got to help me i just told my bitch i love her
PSA: Being a highblood does no7 mean you are immune 7o ge77ing your hands cu7 off by someone wi7h a Ka7ana. 7hank you for your a77en7ion in 7he ma77er. #gore #violence
MY RAGE IS POSSIBLY DUE TO THE IMPENDING DOOM OF PAILING SHIT LOOMING OVER ME. #NSFW #DONTFUCKINGPISSMEOFF

sometimes i write out a real banger but something doesnt feel aligned as if i will be crushed by a large rock should i post that shameless thought in the moment. i hope we get drafts soon!
okay theres like a bajillion knots in my hair... shit.... :( maybe it was a bad idea to keep it down to my ankles.....
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so fucked up off a benny i woke up in the kitchen cabinet #substance
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15 times winner olympic jerker #nsfw
youre the femme presenting person im fumbling!! you cant wish me luck!!!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ That. Was. Awful. ]
oh my god i am so bad at talking to femme presenting people.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Dangerous. Cerulean girls are dangerous. That's the word. ]

NO clownposting. You're going to summon him.
I'll ignore it, and one day, I'll die and finally be free of the stresses and desires of this mortal coil. #vagueposting
whats it called when you find another girl cute?
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა c'mon don't let me fumble this bad bitch
got a second picture for you guys! this is uh. after my phone was on timed photo and the flashlight ran out of battery. so i was looking all grumpy because finding batterys for it is a pain in the ass https://i.imgur.com/PMphZub.png
oh my gosh hahahaha thank you i think my face is doing that burning thing again!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Just got called a ‘passoid’ by a goldblood. ]
well!! okay its complicated i think! youre very pretty and i think my emotions are maybe not entirely thought out so im having a bit of a moment here just internalizing because i keep looking at your icon and staring for a weird amount of time so my fingers are just moving on the damn keyboard and im not even looking at what im typing im just word vomiting oh my god im doing it again why am i posting this
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I just hit a barkbeast going over 110k/m on my buggy. Such a shitty dusk, it ran right up on the highway, I hate this sweep so much. ]
Y’know, it’s probably a Bad Omen for the day to come that I wake up and see that people’s cars are Blowing Up. Up has to be one of the worst ways to get blown.

-- gutsyGumshoe's car exploded! --
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MAYDAY MAYDAY. RED ALERT. RED ALERT. SHE HOWLS LIKE A KETAMINE ADDICTED SILVERBACK GORILLA. THAT RAW POWER. WHAT THE FuCK DOES SHE EAT. THIS SHE-BEAST. THIS MONSTROSITY. THIS ABSOLuTE FuCKING uNIT. ABSOLuTELY SMASHING THE WHEATIES. NOT A FLINTSTONE LEFT uNTuRNED. AND SNAPPED PAST HER GuLLET. THIS IS THE SCARIEST FuCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. AND THE WORST PART. IS I DON'T EVEN HAVE ENOuGH TIME. TO FLICK MY NIPPLES. LIKE THE REINS OF A HORSE. TO RuN FASTER. I AM STuCK. ON MY REGuLAR TEXTING WHILE RuNNING SPEED. FuCK FuCK FuCK FuCK. IT'S NOT ENOuGH. I AM TEXT TO SPEECHING. DICTATING. WHAT MAY BE. MY FINAL WORDS.
yo i heard theres boobs on here
Can someone, Like-- push Me to 20 Fans?? It's gonna Be a Niiiiice rounded Number <3
19 Followers on Here for Now but I hope To grow That number Soon!!! <>
Oh my Gog YES!! You'll demolish ANYONE in Your way Trying to Outfreak you!! #nsfw
Every day Is whimsical When you're Cute like Me <3
Back from My cold Soak!! It was So, like-- Relaxing and Made me Forget about Stress for A bit~
soooo, Liiiiike. I'm gonna Take an Ice bath RQ, if Anyone needs Meeee, just @ meeee~

I dont think anyones ever had a parasocial relationship go sour before?
OMG A leaderboard? I'm so Happy for The top 50!! (,,╥﹏╥,,)
Anyone have Any recommendations For art Utensils that Won't snap After i Use them Once? Need them For more Pamphlet making!!!!
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Seems like the more popular outlets are takin' up there spaces. I'll stay indie then. ]
[They k1cked me 0ut 0f the senatyrant bu1ld1ng. fuck them 1 just wanted an 1nterv1ew and 1nf1n1te c0mplementary pens]
「 Maybe I shouldn't have let this letter sit on my desk for the last three nights. Apparently there was a data breach and I was in it. What the fuck are these services even for? ⥮
:33 < can mew guys stop arguing in my replies its clogging up my purrbeast roleplay
Hopefully some Fans will Message me At some Point ! ~ (˵•̀ᴗ - ˵ ) For now, I'm going To my Recouperacoon!!
Ughhhhgh I didn't Bother getting Their name Because i Was so Peeved and I wasn't Thinking but Some burly Burgundy was The bouncer!!! >:/
I already Explained earlier That i Wasn't let Into a Club for "Lack of Clout" when That's probably Not true :/
Corvoe I think Louizz is Fucking with You. "( – ⌓ – )
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Mh. Was just told a friend of mine got culled. ]
Embed errors Happen all The time It's no Biggie <>
are we all seeing that alex from madagascar is about to be shot and quartered or what
I'm, like-- So so So so SOOOOO excited to try and branch out and meet even more people!!!
Do I need to clarify the author clearly dosen't endorse charlie kirk and that this is a bit
This sucks. Why did Chara make you make me read this?
apparentIy vomits not supposed to taste Iike bIood who knew
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Do you ever feel like you're being watched? ]
You'll be Appreciated as Super cool One day, Trust me!!! You're a Hidden gem!!
Liiiike hot Fries are Soooo yummyyyy Yes set My mouth On fire With your Passionate taste, Little fry.















































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