H. MERGAL, SEC. [ABG INC.]
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sseeccrreettaarryy aatt tthhee nneeww aalltteerrnniiaann eemmppiirree bbaannkkiinngg, iinnvveessttmmeenntt, aanndd ffiinnaanncciiaall sseerrvviicceess ggrroouupp iinncc. ,
hhff, ii, wwaass aasskkee dd ttoo, ppiicckk ssoommeetthhiinngg uupp, ffoorr, mmyy bboossss aaddbb, ii fftthhiinnkk ii ggoott llooss tt, mmyy ,ppaallmmhhuusskkss ggppss iiss bbeeiinngg uunnhheellppff uull,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
hhhhhh mmyy wwoorrkk ddaayy wwaass, uunneevveennrrbbttffuu ll yyeesstteerrddaayy , ssoo iitt oonnllyy mmaakkeess sseennssee,tthhaatt ii wwoouuddll, ll,oossee mmrr ggaaiinneess ooffffiicceebb kkeeyy, ,ttooddaayy uuwwgghh, , ssnnff, (っ╥﹏╥ς) -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
MERGAL MY SWEET SUMMER MERGAL I KNOW THIS IS A BIT OF A DISASTER, AS I HAVE LEFT MY OWN KEYS INSIDE THAT OFFICE, AS WELL AS MANY OTHER IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS THAT I REQUIRE TODAY, BUT I FEAR THAT IF I "LOSE MY COOL" AT YOU, YOU WILL CRUMBLE INTO DRY LITTLE TISSUE FIBERS, AND I ENJOY YOU TOO MUCH FOR THAT, SO WE WILL SIMPLY PERSEVERE AND BE VERY STRONG AND BRAVE DURING THIS TRYING TIME, AND YOU WILL CALL IN THE JANITORIAL STAFF EARLY, AS I AM ALMOST CERTAIN THEY WILL HAVE THEIR OWN SET OF MASTER KEYS SO THAT I MAY RESCUE MY OWN KEYS AND DOCUMENTS FROM THEIR HORRIBLE SCARY JAIL OF ONE-WAY TINTED GLASS. GOOD COD THEY MUST BE SO LONELY AND AFRAID IN THERE MERGAL. I MISS MY OFFICE. -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]
iigguuhhggmm ssooff ssoorryy .·°՞(´□`)՞°·. iiww iillll ccaall nnoowwii pprroommii ssee , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
hhff, ii,,,,,,, , tthhiinnkk, ii lloocckkee dd mmyysseellff, oouutt ooff, mmyy hhiivvee , , ii wwiillll, cclliimmbb iinn tthhrroouuhhgg, tthhee wwiinnddoo ww, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
iiggmmff hhaallffwwyyaa tthhrroouugghh mmyyww iiddnnwwooww hhooddll oonn -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ggffiimm oonntt hhee fflloooorr bbuutt ii aann bbrreeaahhttee ssllooww nnwwoo ssoorryy tthhaannkk yyoouu -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
༻𐫱༺ It'ss alrig𝒽t🌻 You can imagine a flower sslowly opening and clossing if t𝒽at 𝒽elpss you keep time🌻 ༻𐫱༺
tthhaatt ss aalliittttllee ssccaarryy , ttoo iimmaaggiinn,ee -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
༻𐫱༺ T𝒽en you don't 𝒽ave to🌻 T𝒽at'ss alsso alrig𝒽t🌻 You're doing very well🌻 ༻𐫱༺
༻𐫱༺ You are back in your 𝒽ive and everyt𝒽ing iss alrig𝒽t🌻 You've completed your tassk well🌻 {^v^} ༻𐫱༺
oogghhffnnmmyyee ggoodd,tthh bbtthh tthhee iinnkk, eexxppxxlloodd,eedd, , , tt hhff, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
hh,eellpp , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
tthhaannmmggkk, yyuuoo,, , hhff -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii aamm, rreeaallyy hhaappyy tthhaa tt mmyybboossss ggoott ssuucchh, aa wwaarrmm wweellccoommee \(;´ᗜ`;)/ -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ttooddaayy ii aamm ssttiillll, hhuurrttiinn gg, bbeeccaauussee ii ggoott hhiitt rreeaallllyy hhaarrdd, bbyy, aa ssccuuttttlleebbuugg,yy aa ccoouuppllee wweeeekkss aaggoo , bbuutt ii aamm ffeeeelliinngg bbeettttee rr tthhaann bbeeffoorree,, aanndd ii tthhiinnkk iitt iiss sshhoowwiinngg iinn mmyy wwoorrkk, , (;´V`;) yyaayy, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
maybe it was tarwget fixation wherwe people accidentally veerw unconsciously into things they werwe paying attention to so if anything it was not a lack of attention but an excess of it which i think can be considerwed a win
yyeess uuhhmm, pprroobbaabbllyy tthhaatt, wwhhaatteevveerr yyoouu ssaa,yy, mmyy hhiigghhbblloooo dd -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
uumm, bbeeccaauussee ii wwaass, sseenntt hhiivv ee eeaarrllyy ttoo rreesstt, , mmaayybbee ii sshhoouull dd, rreeooppeenn mmyy, aasskkbbooxx ,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
hhff, ii hhaavvee bbeeee,nn ttoolldd ttoo ggoo hhiivvee eeaarrllyy ttooddaa yy ttoo rreesstt, bbeeccaauussee aa ccoowwoorrkkeerr, lliigghhttllyy nnuuddggeedd, mmee aanndd ii ddoouubbllee dd oovveerr iinn ppaaiinn,,, aanndd tthhaatt wwaa ss “QUITE FRANKLY CONCERNING, MERGAL MY SWEET MERGAL” -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
uumm, tthheeyy aarree rriigghhtt tthhaatt ii, rreecceennttllyy, ttooookk aa ssccuuttttlleebbuugggg yy ttoo tthhee rriibbss hhaarrdd eennoouugghh, ttoo ggee tt llaauunncchhee,dd vveerryy ffaarr bbaacckk aanndd, bboouunnccee oonn tthhee ppaavveemmeenntt aabboouutt ,ssiixx ttoo eeiigghhtt ttiimmeess , bbuutt ii hhaavv,ee, aallssoo, bbeeeenn ttoolldd ii aamm vveerryy ffrraaggiill ,ee iinn ggeenneerraall, aanndd hhaavvee bbeeeenn, ccoommppaarreedd ttoo aa ttiissss,uuee bbeeffoorree , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
wwhhaatt ddooee ss iitt mmeeaann wwhheenn yyoouurr bbooss,ss ppaattss yyoouu oonn tthh hheeaadd wwhheenn hhee ppaassssee,ss bbyy,, , ? -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
I believe it is likely that they are quite fond of you.
ffoonn dd,, ? ii wwoouullddnnttbb aassssuummee ssoommeetthhiinn,gg lliikkee tthhaatt,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
uuhhmmhh,, ii ddoonn tt,, kknnooww, mmaayybb ee ? -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
mmyy bboossss ssaayyss, ii “LOOK PRETTY GOOD FOR HAVING BEEN HIT HARD AS FUCK BY A BUGGY” (;´V`;) yyaayy, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
nnoo iittss ookkaa yy, mmyy bboossss tthhoouugghhtt iitt wwaass, “FUNNY AS FUCK” ttoooo -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
mmyy bboossss ssaaiidd ii llooookk ggoooodd, , aanndd ii wwaass aabbllee ttoo rreettuurr nn ttoo wwoorr,kk, (;´V`;) -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ddoo yyoouu, nnoott hhaatt ee mmee aannyymmoorr,ee tthheenn? -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
oohh aahhhh , \(;´ᗜ`;)/ iimm ssoo rreelliieevveedd, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
mmyy rriibbss hhuurrtt bbuutt aatt lleeaasstt ii aamm wwoorrkkiinngg (;´V`;) -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii aamm jjuusstt ddooiiggnn wwhhaattss, eexxppeecctteedd ooff mmee, aannyy eemmppllooyyeeee, tthhaatt wwoouullddnntt ccoommee iinn aass ssoooonn aass tthheeyy aarree aabbllee ttoo wwaallkk aaggaaiinn , sshhoouulldd bbee tteerrmmiinnaatteedd , oorr, aatt lleeaasstt ggiivveenn aa sstteerrnn ttaallkkiinngg ttoo , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii ggoott hhiitt bbyy aa vveerryy ,rraappiiddllyy mmoovviinn,gg vveehhiiccllee rriigghhtt oouuttssiidd ee ooff mmyy ooffffiiccee bbuuiillddiinngg aa ccoouuppllee wweeeekkss, aaggoo, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
aahhhh, ii aamm nnoott ggeettttiinngg tteerrmmiinnaatteedd \(;´ᗜ`;)/ mmyy bbooss, ssaaiidd,, hheess "VERY HAPPY INDEED TO HAVE YOU BACK MERGAL MY SWEET INNOCENT MERGAL" やった! lleettss wwoorrkk hhaarrdd ttooddaayy! (⸝⸝;´V`;⸝⸝) -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
aannwwaayyssyygg iimm nnoott aallll tthhee wwaayy bbeetttteerr bbuutt, ,iimm ggooiinngg iinn aannyywwaayyss ssoo ii ddoonntt lloossee mmyy jjoobb aanndd mmyy rreeaassoonn ttoo lliivvee yyaayy, \(;´ᗜ`;)/ -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii tthhiinnffbb tthhee wwoorrsstt tthhiinngg aabboottuu tthhee aacccciiddeenntt wwaass tthheeff aacctt tthhaatt mmyy bboossss wwiittnneesssseedd iitt ii ddiissttiinnccttll yy rreemmeemmbbeerr tthhee ssoouunndd ooff hhiiss vvooiiccee bbeettwweeeenn tthhee ddiizzzzyyiiggnn ccaaccoopphhoonn,yy ooff tthhee rreesstt ooff tthhee eevveenntt , hhee ssaaiidd, "DID ANYONE ELSE JUST SEE MERGAL BOUNCE OFF THE PAVEMENT SIX TO EIGHT TIMES?" tthhaatt , wwaass tthhee oonnllyy tthhiiggnn ii rreemmeennmmbbeerr, ffrroomm tthhee eevveenntt, aanndd ii wwiill ccaarrrr,yy tthhaa tt hhuummiillii,aattiioonn ffoorreevveerr, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Oh, I don’t mean in any sense of it being your fault. It wasn’t. Just that it’s the sort of drearily ridiculous situation that would happen to you.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐If anything the buggy driver owes you an apology, though I imagine you’ll never get it.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
hhffff iittbbss ookkaayygg ii wwaassnntt ppaayyiinngg eennoouugghh aatttteennttiioo nn, ii sshhoouulldd bbee ssoorryy ffoorr mmaakkiinngg tthheeiirr ddaayy ddiiffiiffccuulltt, aanndd ffoorr nnoott bbeeiinngg aabbllee ttoo ccoomm ee iinnttoo wwoorr kk ffoorr aa ccoouuppll,ee wweeeekkss, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii ddoonntt kknnoo,ww ii ggoott ppuunntteedd aallll tthhee wwaayy ttoo tthhee nnee,xxtt ssttoopplliigghh tt aanndd ddoonntt rreemmbbeebbmmrr mmuucchh eellssee, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Then I doubt you impacted their night in any significant way. Sorry to say. On the upside it means you owe them nothing.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
ffoorr tthhee rreeccoorrdd ii hhaavvee nnoott kkeepptt mmyy iinnccrreeddiibbll,yy ppaattiieenntt ssuuppeerriioorrss ww aaiittiinngg wwiitthhoottuu aa ss iinnggllee wwoorrdd rreeggaarrddiinngg mmyy aabbsseennsseeccee oohh mmyygg oodd ii hhooppee nnoo oonnee tthhoouugghhtt hhttaa, tt, ii wwaass ggiivveenn tthhee ttiieemm, ttoo rreeccoovveerr, bbuutt, iittss ttkkaanneenn lloonnggeerr tthhaann eexxppeecctteedd,,, , aanndd, ii wwoodduullttnntt ttaakkee iitt ppeerrssoonnaallll,yy , aaddnn wwoouulldd aaccttuuaallyy, ssuuppppoorrtt, tthhee ddeecciissiioonn ttoo ddoo ssoo, iiff tthheeyy ddeecciiddee,dd ttoo rreeppllaaccee mmee iinn tthhaatt ttiimmee , hhff, ii ddoonntt wwaahhttbb mmyy aabbsseennccee ttoo gguumm uupp tthhiiggnnbbss, iinn tthhee ooffffiiccee,,, , , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ssoorryy iivvee bbeenn ggoonnee,, iivveebb bbeeeenn iinn tthhee mm,eeddiiccuullll ffaacciilliitt yy,, , iimm, ssoo uusseelleess, hhaavviinngg ttoo ssttaayygg aatt hhiivv ee ,, uunnaabbllee ttoo ggeett aannyyww oorrkk ddoonnee, ,, hhff, bbeeccaauussee, ooff, bbrrookkeenn bboonneezz aanndd,, aa ccoonnccuussiioo nn , (っ╥﹏╥ς) ii wwoouuddllnnttbb bbee ssuurrrrppssiieedd, iiff tthheeyyee tteerrmmiinnaattee dd mmee,, iinn bbootthh, sseennsseesseess , ooff tthhee wwoorrdd , ssnnff iitt wwoouuddll bb ee jjuuss,ttiiffiieedd , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
Oh Nooo, Baby, I'm Sure Your Employers Understand What Happened. And If They Don't, Well.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i... [ACTION:QUERY] are y0u a1right? [END MESSAGE]
ii aamm aalliivveebb ffoorr nnooww, hhff aanndd nneeaarrllyy rreeaaddyy ttoo rreettuurrnn ttoo ww,oorrkk ssoo lloonngg aass mmyy bboossss ddooeessnntt ddeecciidd ee ttoo tteerrmmiinnaatt,ee mmee,, ,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i h0pe y0ur b0zz d0ez n0t tterminate y0u [END MESSAGE]
ii lliikkee hhaavviinngg aajjoobb aanndd bbeeiinn gg aalliivvee , mmoossttllyy, ssoo, mmee ttoooo -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
It’s før the best yøu take time øff tø recuperate after such a seriøus injury. A cøncussiøn wøułd genuineły impair yøur abiłity tø cømpłete the tasks required øf yøu. Wøułd yøu rather have been present and had the entire team suffer as a resułt? There’s nø need tø feeł bad før taking time øff.
uurrgghh, hhff, iiggmm ssoo uusseelleessss , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii nneeeedd ttoo, bbee oonnlliinnee mmoorr,ee bbuutt, uugghhmmmmmmmm, mmyy wwoorrkk aanndd, mmyy rreeqquueesstt ss,, uussuuaallllyy, kkeeeepp mmee bbuussyy,, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
^ Should probably figure out a Way to reduce your Workload then, yeah. ^
uuhhmmmmmmmm nnoo, ii mmeeaann uumm , ii sshhoouuddllnntt, eebbccaauussee, mmyy wwoorrkk iiss mmoosstt iimmppoorrttaann tt, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
^ Probably yeah, but if you don't make time for yourself you're just gonna burn out and get Worse at it. ^
ii wwoorrkk, , aa nnoorrmmaall aammoouunn tt, ii tthhiinnkk , iittss , ookkaayy -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
aa uuhh,ff uugghhffmm,, , dd ddoo yyoouu, nneeeedd mmee ttoo, , aasskk ttoo ll lleeaavvee wwoorrkk ffoorr, aa mmoommeenn tt? -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Do tell, aside from providing the pleasure of your company, why specifically do you need to be online.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
ii mmaaddee tteeaa aaggaaiinn , \(;^V^;)/ -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
uugghhmm , ii ddiidd ,, ii hhaadd, , tthhuummbbpprriinn tt ccooookkiieess , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Good! Excellent taste. I’m a biscuits man myself, but those can be quite tasty.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
wwhhsstt ddoo yyuuoo ddoo wwhheenn uuhhmm , yyoouu ccaanntt mmaakkee ffrriieennddss , bbuutt wwiisshh yyoouu ccoouulldd ddoo, , ffuunn tthhiinngg,ss, wwiitthh ppeeooppllee , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐No need for that. I’m genuinely curious. Why are you skeptical about making friends with others who share your hobbies?⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
uuhhggmm,, mm, iimm jjuusstt, , mmoorree iinntteerreesstteedd iinn mmyy wwoorrkk, tthhaann , mmyy hhoobbbbiieess, ii ddoonntt, ggeett ttoooo iinnttoo mmyy hhoobbbbiieess,, , ssoo ii ddoonntt rreeaallllyy , hhaavvee aa lloott ttoo ttaallkk aabboouutt , wwiitthh tthheemm , , ssoommeeoonnee wwhhooss , iinnttoo wwhhaatt iimm iinnttoo,, wwoouulldd, pprroobbaabbllyy tthhiinnkk iimm, ttoooo ccaassuuaall , aanndd uunnkknnoowwlleeddggeeaabbeell , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Huh! Interesting. Well, you would simply have to find someone who understands that work comes first! Perhaps a troll of a similar productive mindset.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
mmmm, tthhaattss, ttrruuee ,, , ii gguueessss tthheerree ss ssooeemmooeenn ii kknnooww , wwiitthh aa ssiimmiillaarr mmiinnddsseett,, , bbuutt ii ddoonntt, tthhiinnkk hheedd wwaannnnaa bbee ffrriieennddss ,, iitt wwoouuddll ggeett iinn tthhee wwaayy, ooff hhiiss pprroodduuccttiivviittyy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Too bad! I know for a fact there are trolls out there who /would/ be kindly disposed to potential friendship. Mutual productivity!⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
hhff, mmaayybbee ,, iittss jjuusstt ssccaarr yy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Certainly. But it won’t get less scary unless you get experience, you know. Think of it like job training!⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
ssoommeeooeenn ee, iinn tthhee ooffffiiccee, , ssaaww tthhaatt ii ppoosstteedd ,, aabbttoouu , bbrreeaadd cclliippss , aanndd ggaavv ee mmee oonnee , \(;´ᗜ`;)/ iittss ssoo ccuutt ee, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
