H. MERGAL, SEC. [ABG INC.]
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sseeccrreettaarryy aatt tthhee nneeww aalltteerrnniiaann eemmppiirree bbaannkkiinngg, iinnvveessttmmeenntt, aanndd ffiinnaanncciiaall sseerrvviicceess ggrroouupp iinncc. ,
dd -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii ddiiddnnttbb mmeeaann ttoo, ppoosstt aannyytthhiinngg -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
iiggmmbb ssoorryy -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii wwaass ggooiinnggmm ttoo ccoommppllaaii,nn aabboouutt tthhiinnggss, nneevveerr ggooiinngg mm,yy wwaayy, ,, bbuutt ii ddoonn,tt ddeesseerrvv ee tthhaatt aannwwaayyss tthhiiss, iiss jjuuss, tt mmyy ppllaa ccee, ii sshhoouuddll bbee hhaappppyy aabboouutt, mmyy cciirruucc,mmssttaannccee ,ss -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
iitt wwoouuddllbbtt, sseerrvvee mmee eeiitthheerr , nnoott tthhaatt ii sshhoouulldd ccaarree aabboouutt wwhhaa tt sseerrvv,eess mmee -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Why not? If you don't keep yourself alive and somewhat healthy and emotionally well, you can't serve yourself or anyone else.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
ii ddoonntt sseeee wwhhyy ccoommppllaaiinniinngg , hheellppss tthhaatt -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐It allows you to vent emotion here rather than at someone who could be hurt by it or get you in trouble for it, hm? Not healthy to keep all that inside constantly.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
hhff, iivvee nneevveerr , llaasshheedd oouutt aatt aannyyoonn ee,, ii ddoonntt tthhiinnkk tthhiiss iiss aa vveerryy uumm bbiigg ddeeaall , ssoorryy, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii ddrroopptt, tthhee ccooffee ii wwaass ssuuppoossee,dd, ttoo bbee bb,rriinnggiinngg , hhff (;´^`;) -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
iiss ttrruugggglleedd, ttoo ooppeenn aa wwaattbbeerrbboottttll ,ee ffoorr wwaayy ttoooo lloonngg, aanndd hhtteenn mmyy bboossss ddiidd iitt wwiihhbbtt 0 eeffffoorrtt iiggmm ggoonnaa ccyyrr, iimm ssoo uusseelleess -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
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mmyygg bboossss aasskkeedd mmee ttoo ssttaayy llaattee aaggaaiinn, ssoo uunnlleessss hhee nneeeeddss ssoommeetthhiinn gg iinn ppaarr,ttiiccuullaarr ,ffrroomm mmee, ii wwiillll bbee rreeoorrggaanniizziinn,gg mmyy nnootteess ssoo tthhee yy aarree bbeetttteerr sseett uupp ffoorr tthhee ffuuttuurr ee, , (;´V`;) -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
mmyy, bboossss iiss aallrreeaaddyy, oonn hhiiss tthhiirr dd aappppllee tt,uurrnnoovveerr, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
sshhoouuddll ii bb bbee ccoonncceerrnn,eedd? -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐He’ll be very lucky if his insides don’t stage a revolt.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
hhff, ii, wwaass aasskkee dd ttoo, ppiicckk ssoommeetthhiinngg uupp, ffoorr, mmyy bboossss aaddbb, ii fftthhiinnkk ii ggoott llooss tt, mmyy ,ppaallmmhhuusskkss ggppss iiss bbeeiinngg uunnhheellppff uull,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
hhhhhh mmyy wwoorrkk ddaayy wwaass, uunneevveennrrbbttffuu ll yyeesstteerrddaayy , ssoo iitt oonnllyy mmaakkeess sseennssee,tthhaatt ii wwoouuddll, ll,oossee mmrr ggaaiinneess ooffffiicceebb kkeeyy, ,ttooddaayy uuwwgghh, , ssnnff, (っ╥﹏╥ς) -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
MERGAL MY SWEET SUMMER MERGAL I KNOW THIS IS A BIT OF A DISASTER, AS I HAVE LEFT MY OWN KEYS INSIDE THAT OFFICE, AS WELL AS MANY OTHER IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS THAT I REQUIRE TODAY, BUT I FEAR THAT IF I "LOSE MY COOL" AT YOU, YOU WILL CRUMBLE INTO DRY LITTLE TISSUE FIBERS, AND I ENJOY YOU TOO MUCH FOR THAT, SO WE WILL SIMPLY PERSEVERE AND BE VERY STRONG AND BRAVE DURING THIS TRYING TIME, AND YOU WILL CALL IN THE JANITORIAL STAFF EARLY, AS I AM ALMOST CERTAIN THEY WILL HAVE THEIR OWN SET OF MASTER KEYS SO THAT I MAY RESCUE MY OWN KEYS AND DOCUMENTS FROM THEIR HORRIBLE SCARY JAIL OF ONE-WAY TINTED GLASS. GOOD COD THEY MUST BE SO LONELY AND AFRAID IN THERE MERGAL. I MISS MY OFFICE. -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]
iigguuhhggmm ssooff ssoorryy .·°՞(´□`)՞°·. iiww iillll ccaall nnoowwii pprroommii ssee , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
hhff, ii,,,,,,, , tthhiinnkk, ii lloocckkee dd mmyysseellff, oouutt ooff, mmyy hhiivvee , , ii wwiillll, cclliimmbb iinn tthhrroouuhhgg, tthhee wwiinnddoo ww, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
iiggmmff hhaallffwwyyaa tthhrroouugghh mmyyww iiddnnwwooww hhooddll oonn -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ggffiimm oonntt hhee fflloooorr bbuutt ii aann bbrreeaahhttee ssllooww nnwwoo ssoorryy tthhaannkk yyoouu -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
༻𐫱༺ It'ss alrig𝒽t🌻 You can imagine a flower sslowly opening and clossing if t𝒽at 𝒽elpss you keep time🌻 ༻𐫱༺
tthhaatt ss aalliittttllee ssccaarryy , ttoo iimmaaggiinn,ee -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
༻𐫱༺ T𝒽en you don't 𝒽ave to🌻 T𝒽at'ss alsso alrig𝒽t🌻 You're doing very well🌻 ༻𐫱༺
༻𐫱༺ You are back in your 𝒽ive and everyt𝒽ing iss alrig𝒽t🌻 You've completed your tassk well🌻 {^v^} ༻𐫱༺
oogghhffnnmmyyee ggoodd,tthh bbtthh tthhee iinnkk, eexxppxxlloodd,eedd, , , tt hhff, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
hh,eellpp , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
tthhaannmmggkk, yyuuoo,, , hhff -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii aamm, rreeaallyy hhaappyy tthhaa tt mmyybboossss ggoott ssuucchh, aa wwaarrmm wweellccoommee \(;´ᗜ`;)/ -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ttooddaayy ii aamm ssttiillll, hhuurrttiinn gg, bbeeccaauussee ii ggoott hhiitt rreeaallllyy hhaarrdd, bbyy, aa ssccuuttttlleebbuugg,yy aa ccoouuppllee wweeeekkss aaggoo , bbuutt ii aamm ffeeeelliinngg bbeettttee rr tthhaann bbeeffoorree,, aanndd ii tthhiinnkk iitt iiss sshhoowwiinngg iinn mmyy wwoorrkk, , (;´V`;) yyaayy, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
maybe it was tarwget fixation wherwe people accidentally veerw unconsciously into things they werwe paying attention to so if anything it was not a lack of attention but an excess of it which i think can be considerwed a win
yyeess uuhhmm, pprroobbaabbllyy tthhaatt, wwhhaatteevveerr yyoouu ssaa,yy, mmyy hhiigghhbblloooo dd -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
uumm, bbeeccaauussee ii wwaass, sseenntt hhiivv ee eeaarrllyy ttoo rreesstt, , mmaayybbee ii sshhoouull dd, rreeooppeenn mmyy, aasskkbbooxx ,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
hhff, ii hhaavvee bbeeee,nn ttoolldd ttoo ggoo hhiivvee eeaarrllyy ttooddaa yy ttoo rreesstt, bbeeccaauussee aa ccoowwoorrkkeerr, lliigghhttllyy nnuuddggeedd, mmee aanndd ii ddoouubbllee dd oovveerr iinn ppaaiinn,,, aanndd tthhaatt wwaa ss “QUITE FRANKLY CONCERNING, MERGAL MY SWEET MERGAL” -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
do you have the consistency of wet paper? are your bones made of glass?
uumm, tthheeyy aarree rriigghhtt tthhaatt ii, rreecceennttllyy, ttooookk aa ssccuuttttlleebbuugggg yy ttoo tthhee rriibbss hhaarrdd eennoouugghh, ttoo ggee tt llaauunncchhee,dd vveerryy ffaarr bbaacckk aanndd, bboouunnccee oonn tthhee ppaavveemmeenntt aabboouutt ,ssiixx ttoo eeiigghhtt ttiimmeess , bbuutt ii hhaavv,ee, aallssoo, bbeeeenn ttoolldd ii aamm vveerryy ffrraaggiill ,ee iinn ggeenneerraall, aanndd hhaavvee bbeeeenn, ccoommppaarreedd ttoo aa ttiissss,uuee bbeeffoorree , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
wwhhaatt ddooee ss iitt mmeeaann wwhheenn yyoouurr bbooss,ss ppaattss yyoouu oonn tthh hheeaadd wwhheenn hhee ppaassssee,ss bbyy,, , ? -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
I believe it is likely that they are quite fond of you.
ffoonn dd,, ? ii wwoouullddnnttbb aassssuummee ssoommeetthhiinn,gg lliikkee tthhaatt,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
uuhhmmhh,, ii ddoonn tt,, kknnooww, mmaayybb ee ? -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
mmyy bboossss ssaayyss, ii “LOOK PRETTY GOOD FOR HAVING BEEN HIT HARD AS FUCK BY A BUGGY” (;´V`;) yyaayy, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
nnoo iittss ookkaa yy, mmyy bboossss tthhoouugghhtt iitt wwaass, “FUNNY AS FUCK” ttoooo -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
mmyy bboossss ssaaiidd ii llooookk ggoooodd, , aanndd ii wwaass aabbllee ttoo rreettuurr nn ttoo wwoorr,kk, (;´V`;) -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ddoo yyoouu, nnoott hhaatt ee mmee aannyymmoorr,ee tthheenn? -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
oohh aahhhh , \(;´ᗜ`;)/ iimm ssoo rreelliieevveedd, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
mmyy rriibbss hhuurrtt bbuutt aatt lleeaasstt ii aamm wwoorrkkiinngg (;´V`;) -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii aamm jjuusstt ddooiiggnn wwhhaattss, eexxppeecctteedd ooff mmee, aannyy eemmppllooyyeeee, tthhaatt wwoouullddnntt ccoommee iinn aass ssoooonn aass tthheeyy aarree aabbllee ttoo wwaallkk aaggaaiinn , sshhoouulldd bbee tteerrmmiinnaatteedd , oorr, aatt lleeaasstt ggiivveenn aa sstteerrnn ttaallkkiinngg ttoo , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii ggoott hhiitt bbyy aa vveerryy ,rraappiiddllyy mmoovviinn,gg vveehhiiccllee rriigghhtt oouuttssiidd ee ooff mmyy ooffffiiccee bbuuiillddiinngg aa ccoouuppllee wweeeekkss, aaggoo, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
aahhhh, ii aamm nnoott ggeettttiinngg tteerrmmiinnaatteedd \(;´ᗜ`;)/ mmyy bbooss, ssaaiidd,, hheess "VERY HAPPY INDEED TO HAVE YOU BACK MERGAL MY SWEET INNOCENT MERGAL" やった! lleettss wwoorrkk hhaarrdd ttooddaayy! (⸝⸝;´V`;⸝⸝) -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
aannwwaayyssyygg iimm nnoott aallll tthhee wwaayy bbeetttteerr bbuutt, ,iimm ggooiinngg iinn aannyywwaayyss ssoo ii ddoonntt lloossee mmyy jjoobb aanndd mmyy rreeaassoonn ttoo lliivvee yyaayy, \(;´ᗜ`;)/ -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii tthhiinnffbb tthhee wwoorrsstt tthhiinngg aabboottuu tthhee aacccciiddeenntt wwaass tthheeff aacctt tthhaatt mmyy bboossss wwiittnneesssseedd iitt ii ddiissttiinnccttll yy rreemmeemmbbeerr tthhee ssoouunndd ooff hhiiss vvooiiccee bbeettwweeeenn tthhee ddiizzzzyyiiggnn ccaaccoopphhoonn,yy ooff tthhee rreesstt ooff tthhee eevveenntt , hhee ssaaiidd, "DID ANYONE ELSE JUST SEE MERGAL BOUNCE OFF THE PAVEMENT SIX TO EIGHT TIMES?" tthhaatt , wwaass tthhee oonnllyy tthhiiggnn ii rreemmeennmmbbeerr, ffrroomm tthhee eevveenntt, aanndd ii wwiill ccaarrrr,yy tthhaa tt hhuummiillii,aattiioonn ffoorreevveerr, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Oh, I don’t mean in any sense of it being your fault. It wasn’t. Just that it’s the sort of drearily ridiculous situation that would happen to you.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐If anything the buggy driver owes you an apology, though I imagine you’ll never get it.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
hhffff iittbbss ookkaayygg ii wwaassnntt ppaayyiinngg eennoouugghh aatttteennttiioo nn, ii sshhoouulldd bbee ssoorryy ffoorr mmaakkiinngg tthheeiirr ddaayy ddiiffiiffccuulltt, aanndd ffoorr nnoott bbeeiinngg aabbllee ttoo ccoomm ee iinnttoo wwoorr kk ffoorr aa ccoouuppll,ee wweeeekkss, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii ddoonntt kknnoo,ww ii ggoott ppuunntteedd aallll tthhee wwaayy ttoo tthhee nnee,xxtt ssttoopplliigghh tt aanndd ddoonntt rreemmbbeebbmmrr mmuucchh eellssee, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Then I doubt you impacted their night in any significant way. Sorry to say. On the upside it means you owe them nothing.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★