H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

ii wwaass bbssuuyy ttooddaayy ,, ii ddiiddnntt ppoosstt aass mmuucchh ,,,, , hh,ff,,, ii hhooppee, mmyy bboossss iissnntt ddiissaappppooiinntteedd,,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +113

Kull: +100

Total: 213

Ratio: 1.13

↩ @reticentVirtuoso[RV]

hh, ookkaa yy , uuhh uumm , ww hhooww uumm , , ii ddoonntt,,,,, kknnooww yyoo uu ,, ,aanndd, uumm -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @harehideLupine[HL]

ii wwaass ttrryyiinn gg mmyy bbeesstt , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

dekren f.

@reticentVirtuoso[RV]

jūst āskīn før ā līttlē mmūāh ū cān ēvēn ūsē thøsē cūtē līl ēmøtēs ū gøt ;3;

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

I believe you. There there. You are truly pietieful, I am sure that noune could ever abandoun you four failieng tou poust a few thiengs oun thies websiete.

↩ @reticentVirtuoso[RV]

oo kkaayy,, uuhh mmuuaahh ;3; -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +12

Total: 12

↩ @harehideLupine[HL]

gghh,, ookkaayy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

You make yourself very easy tou tease, you knouw.

↩ @harehideLupine[HL]

ssoo rryy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

Nou need tou apoulougiese pouppet, I very much enjouy iet.

↩ @harehideLupine[HL]

ookkaayy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +7

Total: 7

ii ggoott , mmyy hheeaadd ppeett ttooddaayy ,, , ii hhooppee tthhiiss hheellppeedd, wwiitthh, pprroodduuccttiivviittyy,, iinn tthhee ooffffiiccee, , , bbeeccaauussee iitt, sseemmeedd ,,, lliikkee , mmaayybbee aa ddiissttrraaccttiioonn , ,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +62

Kull: +45

Total: 107

Ratio: 1.38

You dou seem ever sou pettable, liettle secretary.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @harehideLupine[HL]

ookk aayy, tthhaannkk yyoo uu, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +12

Total: 12

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

iet would certainly raise my mourale. Your hair louks very souft.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @harehideLupine[HL]

iivv,ee bbeeeenn ttoolldd iitt iiss ,, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +12

Total: 12

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

Perhaps oune day I shall fiend out.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @harehideLupine[HL]

hh -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +12

Total: 12

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

I louk fourward tou iet.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @harehideLupine[HL]

ookk aa yy -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +12

Total: 12

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

Goud respounse.

Kult: +12

Total: 12

ii aamm , bbaadd, aatt ssccrruubbbbiinngg tthhee ccaarrppee tt, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +46

Kull: +30

Total: 76

Ratio: 1.53

Dr. Xeiros Azener

@chthonianNecrology[CN]

|| 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔬𝔠𝔱𝔬𝔯 𝔦𝔰 𝔦𝔫..˙ᵕ˙ || Simply spill s○°methin' ○°f a similar c○°l○°ur t○° the carpet t○° c○°ver the stain~! []=[""|""|""])>-- ⊹˙∘.*

↩ @chthonianNecrology[CN]

ii ddoonntt, kknnwwoo iiff tthhaattss hhooww tthhaatt wwoorrkk ss, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

Dr. Xeiros Azener

@chthonianNecrology[CN]

|| 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔬𝔠𝔱𝔬𝔯 𝔦𝔰 𝔦𝔫..˙ᵕ˙ || That is definitely h○°w that w○°rks []=[""|""|""])>-- ⊹˙∘.*

↩ @chthonianNecrology[CN]

iitt wwoonntt , bbee, cclleeaann tthhoouugghh , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

Dr. Xeiros Azener

@chthonianNecrology[CN]

|| 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔬𝔠𝔱𝔬𝔯 𝔦𝔰 𝔦𝔫..˙ᵕ˙ || But it will l○°○°k it! That that is what is imp○°rtant. []=[""|""|""])>-- ⊹˙∘.*

↩ @chthonianNecrology[CN]

ii ww, aanntt ttoo , ddiissaaggrree ee, , bbuutt , yyoouu,, , sseemm ttoo bbee, aa ddooccttoorr , aanndd tthhuuss aarree,, aabboovvee mmee , ii sshhoouulldd, ddeeffeerr ttoo yyoouu , ssoorryy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +7

Total: 7

ii ddrrooppppeedd, tthh ee ccooffffeeee ii wwaass bbrriinnggiinngg ,, ttoo mmyy ccoowwoorrkkeerrss ,, hh,,, ii ggoott aallll tthhee wwaayy,, , uupp ttoo, tthhee,, ooffffiiccee,,, , aanndd tthheenn ddrrooppppee dd iitt,, oonn oouurr, ,, bblluuee ccaarrppeettiinngg ,, , aanndd aamm,, , oonn mm, oonn mmyy hhaahhddssnn, aanndd kknneeeess,, , ssccrruubbbbiinn gg iitt,, , ii aamm, ssoo oossrrooyy , ssoorryy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +46

Kull: +30

Total: 76

Ratio: 1.53

Oh dear. At least you wiell louk cute lieke that, sou they'll liekely fourgieve you.

↩ @harehideLupine[HL]

;~; tthheeyy ddiiddnntt sseeeemm aannggrryy , bbuutt ii aamm ssttiillll ssoo aappoollggooggeettiicc , , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

Goud. Beieng apoulougetiec makes you appear all the cuter. Nou wounder they are nout angry. I wounder houw much ouf thies ies doune oun purpouse by you and houw much ies siemply your pathetiec energy.

↩ @harehideLupine[HL]

uuwwgghhhh , nn nnoo , nnoonnee ooff iitt iiss iioonn ppuurrppoossee tthhaatt wwoouull, dd bbee, "REALLY UNPROFESSIONAL, MERGAL" iimm ddeeddiiccaatteedd , ttoo ,, ddooiinngg mmyy bbeesstt , ,aallll tthhee ttiimmee, aallwwaayyss,, , mmyy bbeesstt iiss jjuuss tt, uussuuaallllyy nnoott eennoogguuhh, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

Aww, pouppet. Well, ief you were ever tou be fiered, coume and fiend me. I would take you ien, iencoumpetent our outherwiese. Preferably after I fiend myself ien a less iencounvenient sietuatieoun... But I am sure that you shall be fiene four quiete a loung whiele.

↩ @harehideLupine[HL]

hhwwuuhhgg,,, , oo, kkaa yy, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

ll eettss, ggeett oouurr ddaayy ssttaarrtteedd,, aanndd "GET THIS BREAD" aass tthheeyy, ssaayy,, ;U; hhttttppss://iiiillii.iioo/CddBoovvVaa.ppnngg -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +108

Kull: +75

Total: 183

Ratio: 1.44

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

uuwwhh,, bb, bbuutt wwhhaatt aabb oouutt , tt wwoorrkk ttoommoorrrrooww , ,? -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

You louk very pathetiec. It ies clearly ientensely appealieng, goud joub cultievatieng such an iemage. Be wary.

↩ @harehideLupine[HL]

uu,, , oo, ookkeeyy , tthhaann kk yyoouu , , , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

Louk after yourself. If you were ouf a louwer caste I fear you would have already been snatched up and devoured.

↩ @harehideLupine[HL]

hh ? dd,, ddeevvoouu rr eedd? -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

... Oh you are cute. I am sure a few moure days oun thies siete and you wiell understand exactly what I mean. Actually, judgieng froum your previeous pousts, perhaps you wiell nout understand untiel iet ies tou late. Shall we say you set ouff peouple's prey drieve? Dou your best.

↩ @harehideLupine[HL]

hhwwuugghh ?? ? hh, wwhhaatt ,, , ddooeess tthhiiss mmeeaa nn ,, , , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

It means that I dou nout believe I am aloune ien the urge tou pieck you up and take you houme. I am pouliete and alsou nout ien a sietuatieoun tou dou sou, houwever, sou you need nout wourry about me. That beieng said, I doun't get such an urge frequently, sou thouse whou dou are almoust defienietely counsiederieng you.

↩ @harehideLupine[HL]

hh , ookkaayy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

Dou your best.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Q: "WHO'S A GOOD BOY?~" A: hh, /? yyoouu,,, , ssoouunndd lliikk ee mmyy ,, bboossss , hhttttppss://ffoorrmmss.ggllee/4kkoo4zzvv6kk9X4iiQGbbG8 -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +109

Kull: +97

Total: 206

Ratio: 1.12

↩ @controversialMilk[CM]

ii ddoonntt,, , tthhiinnkk, ,, ,,, iittss sseerriioouuss , uumm, hh, , ii ttrr yy,, , ttoo bbee,, ,bbuutt,, ii aamm, "ACCIDENT-PRONE" aanndd "MOSTLY INCOMPETENT AT EVEN THE SIMPLEST OF TASKS" hh,, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +14

Total: 14

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

>> Godડ, me too..me too, buddy.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @controversialMilk[CM]

ii oonnllyy , ggoott tthhiiss jjoobb, bbeeccaauussee, ii ,, , ggoott oonn mmyy kknneeeess , aanndd bbeeggggee dd, , ddeessppeerraatteellyy,,,, tthhrroouugghh , tteeaarrss , ii ddoo nnoott eevveenn, ddeesseerrvv ee tthhee, iinnccrreeddiibbllee cchhaannccee tthheeyy ggaavvee mmee, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +12

Total: 12

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

>> ¡.. am honeડt1y ડurpr¡ડed you have the job. ¡ gueડડ your d¡ડpoડ¡t¡on makeડ more ડenડe than other buડ¡neડડtro11ડ on th¡ડ ડ¡te.

↩ @controversialMilk[CM]

mmyy bboossss, ssaayyss,,,, ii aamm ,, lliikkee aa mmaassccoott,, hheerree ffoorr, mmoorraallee , , ,, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +12

Total: 12

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

>> That'ડ k¡nd of cute honeડt1y. ¡'m g1ad you have a ડecure poડ¡t¡on then.

↩ @controversialMilk[CM]

ii aamm rreeppllaacceeaabbllee ,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

>> ¡ hope not <:)) ¡t ડoundડ 1¡ke they 1¡ke 6ou

↩ @controversialMilk[CM]

>> *you

↩ @controversialMilk[CM]

ii aamm jjuusstt aa ccoogg,, , oonnee ooff mmaannyy,, wwhhiicchh kkeeeeppss ABG INC. rruunnnniinngg, bbuutt ccooggss aarree aann eeaassiillyy, rreeppllaacceeaabbllee ,, bbiitt ooff ssccrraapp, aanndd tthhiiss iiss ggoooodd, tthhiiss eennssuurreess, wwee ccaann kkeeeepp tthhiinnggss rruunnnniinngg,, eevveenn wwhheenn oonnee ooff uuss iiss uunnaabbllee ttoo kkeeeepp ttuurrnniinngg , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Q: "IM SENDING U MY TITS RN BIG BOY GET READY" A: NO??? NO?????? NO,, , KEEP MY, INBOX, APPROPRIATee , pplleeaa ssee,, , ii aamm ,, rreepprreesseennttiinngg ,, ABG INC. ,, #NSFW hhttttppss://ffoorrmmss.ggllee/4kkoo4zzvv6kk9X4iiQGbbG8 -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

#nsfw

Kult: +6

Total: 6

Q: "WHAT DOES THE H STAND FOR" A: hheerrmmaann , Q: "ARE YOU SINGLE?" A: ii hhvvee,, nneevveerr,,, , , ddaatteedd,, iitt iiss , aabboovvee mmee , hhttttppss://ffoorrmmss.ggllee/4kkoo4zzvv6kk9X4iiQGbbG8 -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +16

Total: 16

mmyy "AMA" hhttttppss://ffoorrmmss.ggllee/4kkoo4zzvv6kk9X4iiQGbbG8 -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +2

Total: 2

sshhoouulldd , ii ddoo aa qquueessttiioonn , tthhiinngg,, , ? iitt ccoouulldd bbee ggoooodd ffoorr ABG INC., ,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +47

Kull: +40

Total: 87

Ratio: 1.18

no duh but like heres the thing not to trip you up or psyche you out or anything but why not clear your own personal quest log out first lets see here motherfuckin drink water ooh how long have you put that shit off talk to friends woah thats a doozy uhhh say three nice things about yourself cant forget that goddamn all this stuff is basic life shit what hokey ass sentamentalist wrote this

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @insufferablePrick[IP]

ii ddrriinn kk, , pplleennttyy ooff wwaatteerr,, ii hhaarrllddyy ddrriinnkk,, aannyytthhiinngg eellssee,, , ii ddoo nnoott, hhaavv ee ffrriieennddss, aanndd, , tthheerree iiss nnootthhiiggnn, ggoooodd ttoo ss aayy,, , , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

okay wow that is scary i dont know we can be friends maybe work pals kinda i mean im in between jobs at the moment more like gigs im an acty act act person i do voices we can both be job people briefcase sorts

↩ @insufferablePrick[IP]

ffrriieennddss aarr ,ee aabboovvee mmee , aanndd ii wwaanntt ttoo ffooccuuss, , oonn mmyy jjoobb, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +2

Kull: +7

Total: 9

Ratio: 0.29

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

oh mad condolences then my b hope you get that promotion or whatever the fuck you are super srs bsns

↩ @insufferablePrick[IP]

hh, , ssoorr yy ,, , ssoorryy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

no sweat cept maybe yours

↩ @insufferablePrick[IP]

ii ddoo , sswweeaatt , aa lloott,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

mmyy wwaalllleett ;U; ii ggoott iitt bbaacckk ,,, , iimm nnoott uusseedd ttoo ggoooodd tthhiinnggss hhaappppeenniinngg, , ;U; -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +30

Kull: +20

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.50

BRILLIANT! LOOK AT YOU GO! THAT’S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MERGAL AND…WELL, THAT’S ALL FOR NOW! BUT GOOD JOB! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @companyCacophony[CC]

eehh,ee,, , ;U; ii oowwee mmyy ssuucccceessss, ttoo,, yyoouu,, mmrr ccoobbllooff,, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

NO YOU DON’T! YOU DID ALL THE HEAVY LIFTING! YOUR SUCCESS IS YOUR OWN! ENJOY IT! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @companyCacophony[CC]

hh ;U; , ,, , , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

ttrriiee dd aasskkiiggnn, ssoommeeoonnee,, aabboouutt, mmyy wwaalllleett,,, , bb, bbuutt ii ssttaarrtt, eedd, ccrryyiinn gg, aanndd tthheeyy ccoouuddllnn tt uunnddeerrssttaanndd mm ee, ssoo ii aammgg, ooiiggnn hhiivvee , ;~; -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +78

Kull: +70

Total: 148

Ratio: 1.11

↩ @gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

yyoouurr ddeeddiiccaattiioonn aanndd bbuussiinneessss sseennssee iiss aaddmmiirraabbllee, hhiigghhbblloooodd,,,, , bbuutt uunnffoorrttuunnaatteellyy ,, ii tthhiinnkk ii wwoouulldd ggeett iinn ttrroouubbllee, iiff ii ssttaayyeedd oovveerrlliigghhtt,,,, wwiitthhoouutt bbeeiinngg aasskkeedd, ii mmeeaann , ii wwaass ttoolldd, ttoo ggoo hhiivvee ,, aann dd ii ddoonntt,, ddiissoobbeeyy, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @companyCacophony[CC]

uuwwuugghh,,, tthhaattss,, ssmmaarrtt, ii wwiillll, ddoo tthhaatt, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

↩ @gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

Bodie ❤︎

@invasiveLovebug[IL]

It is a little odd of you to assume I am actively following your ꫂ❁osts enough to know what you have and have not already mentioned before ❣︎

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

GOOD LUCK! I HOPE YOUR FALLEN SOLDIER (WALLET) IS RETURNED TO YOU! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @invasiveLovebug[IL]

WROTHE AIARAY

@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↗️EVERYONE IS READING WHAT I AUTHOR 100% OF THE TIME.↗️ ↘️this is definitely what i meant, and i definitely did not tell you i have posted about this several times to inform you that the information is readily available if you would like to scroll.↘️ ↗️COMPLETELY.↗️

↩ @companyCacophony[CC]

tthhbbaannkk yyoouu ,, , yyoouu aarree, kkiinn dd,,, ttoo mmee,, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

I JUST HOPE TO SEE ANOTHER LOYAL WORKER SUCCEED! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

Bodie ❤︎

@invasiveLovebug[IL]

I don't think! It was crazy of me to assume you were trying to tell me it was silly/bothersome to ask! But I am sorry for reading your words in bad faith ^^ ❣︎

↩ @invasiveLovebug[IL]

WROTHE AIARAY

@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↘️i sleep under my work platform in a portacoup.↘️

↩ @gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

Bodie ❤︎

@invasiveLovebug[IL]

Oh :D ❣︎

ww, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

mmyy , wwaalllleett iiss iinn tthhee,,,, ttrraacckkss , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +4

Total: 4

iitt aallwwaayy ss ttaakkeess mmee aa, lloonngg ttiimm ee ttoo ggeett hhiivvee,,, bbeeccaauuss ee, ii aamm nnoott ggoooodd aatt,, ppuusshhiinngg oonnttoo aa ccrroowwddeedd bbuuss oorr ttrraaiinn ,,, , iittss ookkaayy , ii wwiillll ssiitt aanndd ww aaiitt ffoorr tthhee, nneexxtt oonnee , bbeeaaccuussee ii ddeesseerrvvee ttoo bbee tthhee oonn ee wwhhoo mmuusstt wwaaiitt , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +44

Kull: +40

Total: 84

Ratio: 1.10

WHAT! NO! WAIT FOR NO ONE! UNLESS THEY ARE HIGHER UP THAN YOU ON EITHER THE CORPORATE LADDER OR THE HEMOSPECTRUM! 𓂃✍︎

↩ @companyCacophony[CC]

gguuhh, ii ccoonnssiiddeerr, mmoosstt, ppeeooppllee aabboovv eemmee iinn ssoommee mmaannnneerr,, pplluuss, ii rreeaallllyy sshhoouuddllnntt, ASSUME aannyytthhiinn gg aabboouutt tthheessee ssttrraannggeerrss,, , iinn ccaassee ii ,, ggeett iitt wwrroonngg, aanndd ooffffeenndd,, , hh, tthheerree wwiillll bbee , mmoorree ttrraaiinnss , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

BAH! I GUESS YOU’RE RIGHT! IT JUST WOULDN’T DO TO SHOVE A POSSIBLE SUPERIOR ASIDE! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @companyCacophony[CC]

ii ddoonntt,, mmiinndd wwaaiittiinn gg,,, ;U; ii hhaavvee cchhiittttrr nnooww, aannyywwaayyss,,,, ssoo ii hhaavvee,, ppeeooppllee ttoo,,, ttaall kk ttoo, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

YEAH, PLENTY OF GOOD BUSINESS-MINDED TROLLS ON HERE! IT’S HONESTLY A MIRACLE! I EXPECTED MUCH LESS, BUT THIS PLUCKY LITTLE SITE PROVED ME WRONG! 𓂃✍︎

↩ @companyCacophony[CC]

;U; aaggrreeeedd , hh, iimm hhaappyy,, ttoo bbee hheerr ee -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

YOU AND ME BOTH! GOOD LUCK CATCHING YOUR NEXT TRAIN! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @companyCacophony[CC]

tthhaann kk , yyoouu,,, , mmrr ccoobbllooff,,,,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

hhee lleett mmee ggoo hhiivvee ;U; -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +17

Kull: +12

Total: 29

Ratio: 1.42

dekren f.

@reticentVirtuoso[RV]

;U;

↩ @reticentVirtuoso[RV]

mmyy hhaappppyy ffaaccee , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

;//; -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

ii ccaanntt lleeaavvee uunnttiill iimm ttoolldd ttoo ,,, ;~; -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +84

Kull: +80

Total: 164

Ratio: 1.05

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

does he know how to photocopy th1ngs h1mself, yes or no

↩ @cationicAgonist[CA]

ww wweellll yy eess, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

then get out

↩ @cationicAgonist[CA]

iicc aanntt , ddoo tthhaatt,,,,,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

1’m go1ng to call 1n a bomb threat, does that help

↩ @cationicAgonist[CA]

WAHT? NO? -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

1’m d1al1ng r1ght now to ANG 1NC. that 1s unless you go home of your own accord from now

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @cationicAgonist[CA]

I WILL ASK ABOUT MAYBE GOING HIVE, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Lexian Eviint

@superiorManagement[SM]

Is there nothing that can occupy your time? -𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐸𝓋𝒾𝒾𝓃𝓉

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

good :)

I AM BEING SLANDERdd, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +77

Kull: +65

Total: 142

Ratio: 1.18

↩ @companyCacophony[CC]

ii wwoouulldd nnoott aanndd ccaannoonntt ppuunniisshh aannyyoonnee eexxcceepptt mmyysseellff , ppeerrhhaappss iitt iiss rriigghhtt ooff mmee ttoo ppuunniisshh mmssyyeellff ffoorr lleettttiinngg tthhiiss hhaappppeenn iinn tthhee ffiirrsstt ppllaaccee, tthhaatt sseeeemm,ss,, lliikkee tthhee rriigghhtt ccoouurrssee ooff aaccttiioonn , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

HEY! NO! YOU’RE LETTING THE OFFENDER WIN! DON’T BE A CHUMP! SOMEONE HAS SLIGHTED YOU! DON’T TAKE IT LYING DOWN! IF YOU CAN’T GET THE PERP THEN AT LEAST PRINT OUT A PICTURE AND THROW DARTS AT IT LIKE THE REST OF US! DISCIPLINING YOURSELF FOR SOMETHING YOU DIDN’T DO ONLY MAKES YOU LOOK WEAKER! DO YOU WANT TO LOOK WEAK? I DON’T THINK SO! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @companyCacophony[CC]

iivvee bbeeeenn tt oolldd , mmyy wweeaakknneessss iiss, ppaarrtt ooff wwhhggyy tthheeyy kkeeeepp mmee aarroonnuudd ,, bbuutt ii ddeeffeerr ttoo yyoouu, ssiinnccee yyoouu sseeeemm ttoo kknnooww wwhhaatt yyoouurree ttaallkkiinn gg aabboouutt ,, ;U; -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

NO DON’T DO THAT! I’M WAY BELOW YOU IN TERMS OF PRETTY MUCH EVERY METRIC EXCEPT WORTH ETHIC AND MAYBE GENERAL PERSPIRATION LEVELS! I’M SUPPOSED TO DEFER TO YOU! 𓂃✍︎

↩ @companyCacophony[CC]

WORK ETHIC! DANGIT! I MIGHT AS WELL PUT MYSELF IN THE HOLE! 𓂃✍︎

↩ @companyCacophony[CC]

wwuugghh,,, nnoo , ii aamm ,, llooww-rruunngg,, aa mmeerree aassssiissttaanntt,,, mmyy cclloosseenneessss wwiitthh tthhee bboossss ooff ABG INC. iiss mmeerreellyy iinncciiddeennttaall,,, ii aamm, , aa sshhooww ppoonnyy,, aa pphhoottoo ccooppiieerr,,, aa ppeenncciill sshhaarrppeenneerr,,, tthhee ccooffffeeee ffeettcchheerr,, , tthhee ccaallll ttaakkeerr,,, tthhiiss iiss mmyy ppllaaccee aanndd ii uunnddeerrssttaanndd iitt yyoouu hhaavvee aann aaccttuuaall ppllaaccee oonn tthhee ccoorrppoorraattee llaaddddeerr, hhoowweevveerr llooww , aanndd iitt iiss ffoorr tthhaatt rreeaassoo nn, tthhaatt ii ddeeffeerr ttoo yyoouu , sseeyymmoorr ccoobbllooff ii rreessppeecctt yyoouurr wwoorrkk eetthhiicc ggrreeaattllyy ssoo eevvnnee, iiff ii ,, ddiiddnntt bbeelliieevvee, ii wwaass bbeellooww yyoouu , ii wwoouulldd ssttiillll ddeeffeerr , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

ARE THOSE THINGS NOT IMPORTANT? KEEPING PENCILS SHARP HELPS EVERYONE WRITE DOWN ALL THE NITTY GRITTY IMPORTANT LITTLE DETAILS! PHOTO COPIER? EVERYONE GETS A COPY! AND CAFFEINATED BROWN SLUDGE HELPS EVERYONE STAY ENERGIZED! YOU HELP EVERYONE DO WHAT THEY NEED AND GET WHAT THEY NEED! THAT SORT OF THING KEEPS A COMPANY RUNNING! YEAH YOU’RE A COG IN THE MACHINE, BUT AN IMPORTANT ONE! IT’S DOING YOURSELF AND EVERYONE WHO YOU ASSIST A DISSERVICE TO MINIMIZE YOUR POSITION LIKE THAT! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @companyCacophony[CC]

;//; hh ookkaa yy tthhaannkk yyoo uu, mmrr ccoobbllooff , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

YEAH, NO PROBLEM! JUST REMEMBER TO KEEP YOUR HEAD HELD HIGH! 𓂃✍︎

↩ @companyCacophony[CC]

hh ookkeeyy , ;//; -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

ii ddoonntt wwaattnntt ttoo bbee aassssoocciiaatteedd wwiifftthh aannyytthhiinngg iinnaapppprroopprriiaattee oonn hheerree ssiinnccee ii aamm "REPRESENTING THE NEW ALTERNIAN EMPIRE BANKING, INVESTMENT, AND FINANCIAL SERVICES GROUP INC." ssoo hhwwoo ddoo yyoouu ddeelleettee , ssoommeeoonn ee eellsseess ppoosstt , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +78

Kull: +65

Total: 143

Ratio: 1.20

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

wwgghhyy ddii dd yyoouu sstteeaall mmyy ssiiggnnaattuurr ee, ,hh -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

We should never trust banks. Banks are bad. -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

NO NO NO NOO NO NO ON NO NO NONONONO NO , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

It really is kind of fucked up that a boss makes a guy roll over and stuff on company time. -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

NO NO NONONONO STOPhh STOPPPITtt ,, PLEAGSE , IGM SO RY -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

Mergal steals all the staple removers from the office when no one is looking. -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

BPLEAGSE ,IL D O GANYTHINGkk -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

I'm Mergal and I stole from my mom's purse -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

WHG? WUGH? NO, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

casper 1 th1nk you’re k1ll1ng mergal

Kult: +5

Total: 5

ssiittttiinn gg oonn tthhee fflloooorr , bbeeccaauussee, ii wwaass ttoolldd ttoo , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +134

Kull: +125

Total: 259

Ratio: 1.07

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

;~; cchhiittttrr wwaass mmyy bboossss'ss iiddeeaa , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

Does your boss know that you're snivelling up to other trolls with his business attached to your name??

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

Pristine Saint Pitch

@showtimeExecutor[SE]

✧˗ˏˋTIME IS MONEY, SNOWFLAKE, TICK TOCK ⌚⌚⌚ˎˊ˗✦

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]