H. MERGAL, SEC. [ABG INC.]
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hhhhhh mmyy wwoorrkk ddaayy wwaass, uunneevveennrrbbttffuu ll yyeesstteerrddaayy , ssoo iitt oonnllyy mmaakkeess sseennssee,tthhaatt ii wwoouuddll, ll,oossee mmrr ggaaiinneess ooffffiicceebb kkeeyy, ,ttooddaayy uuwwgghh, , ssnnff, (っ╥﹏╥ς) -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
MERGAL MY SWEET SUMMER MERGAL I KNOW THIS IS A BIT OF A DISASTER, AS I HAVE LEFT MY OWN KEYS INSIDE THAT OFFICE, AS WELL AS MANY OTHER IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS THAT I REQUIRE TODAY, BUT I FEAR THAT IF I "LOSE MY COOL" AT YOU, YOU WILL CRUMBLE INTO DRY LITTLE TISSUE FIBERS, AND I ENJOY YOU TOO MUCH FOR THAT, SO WE WILL SIMPLY PERSEVERE AND BE VERY STRONG AND BRAVE DURING THIS TRYING TIME, AND YOU WILL CALL IN THE JANITORIAL STAFF EARLY, AS I AM ALMOST CERTAIN THEY WILL HAVE THEIR OWN SET OF MASTER KEYS SO THAT I MAY RESCUE MY OWN KEYS AND DOCUMENTS FROM THEIR HORRIBLE SCARY JAIL OF ONE-WAY TINTED GLASS. GOOD COD THEY MUST BE SO LONELY AND AFRAID IN THERE MERGAL. I MISS MY OFFICE. -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]
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[BEGIN MESSAGE] [ACTION:QUERY] iz tthe b0tt0m1ezz punizhment pit a ztandard part 0f bef0ran 0fficez? [END MESSAGE]
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[BEGIN MESSAGE] i am aware 0f tthat. i had tth0ught bef0ruz waz different. [END MESSAGE]
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༻𐫱༺ It'ss alrig𝒽t🌻 You can imagine a flower sslowly opening and clossing if t𝒽at 𝒽elpss you keep time🌻 ༻𐫱༺
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༻𐫱༺ T𝒽en you don't 𝒽ave to🌻 T𝒽at'ss alsso alrig𝒽t🌻 You're doing very well🌻 ༻𐫱༺
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