H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

@dutifulAssistant

sseeccrreettaarryy aatt tthhee nneeww aalltteerrnniiaann eemmppiirree bbaannkkiinngg, iinnvveessttmmeenntt, aanndd ffiinnaanncciiaall sseerrvviicceess ggrroouupp iinncc. ,

Blood: CobaltAge: 36 years17 sweepsKult Score: 1184Kull Score: 138321 followers 24 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

@companyCacophony[CC]

WOW HI CHITTR I CANNOT SLEEP SO I’M JUST GOING TO CHECK AND S HEY WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE BEETLES UNDER MY DERMIS! WHAT! IF THEY’RE GONNA LIVE THERE THEY BETTER BE PAYING RENT! #VAGUEPOST 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +30

Kull: +25

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.20

H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

@dutifulAssistant[DA]

ssccaarr yy, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

@companyCacophony[CC]

I DON’T THINK THEY’RE ACTUALLY THERE! I THINK THE GUY SPEWING THAT NONSENSE IS JUST CERTIFIABLE! 𓂃✍︎

↩ @companyCacophony[CC]

H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

@dutifulAssistant[DA]

ii ssttiillll ddoonntt , lliikkee tthhee vviissuuaall ,, eeuugghh, hh, iittcchhyy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

@companyCacophony[CC]

YOU SHOULD VISUALIZE SOMETHING ELSE INSTEAD! LIKE A NEATLY FILED QUARTERLY REPORT! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @companyCacophony[CC]

H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

@dutifulAssistant[DA]

hhff, yyeess, tthhiiss iiss mmuucchh bbeetttteerr, , , ii wwiillll, aallssoo tthhiinnkk aabboouutt mmyy, mmeettiiccuulloouussllyy oorrggaanniizzee dd, nnootteess, ,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Concupiscent Anonymously

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Flushed One

This user vacillates flushed red.

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

@concupiscentConfessions[CC]

i would work literally any job if it meant i could have @dutifulassistant under the desk ♥︎ #nsfw; #workplaceharassment (sender's tag); #concupiscentanonymously ♠

@dutifulAssistant

#nsfw #concupiscentanonymously #workplaceharassment

Kult: +22

Kull: +7

Total: 29

Ratio: 3.14

H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

@dutifulAssistant[DA]

WHGU? H? hh wwffhh ?? tthhiiss iiss ttnnoo nnoott , wwoorrkk aapppprr,oorrpprraaii ttee, , ,hh , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +7

Total: 7

venture caspertalist

YUCKY PENNY

This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

OZA-TAP Official

This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.

@chillerAficionado[CA]

Hey guys, don't forget, it's me, Mergal. Don't trust banks. #Mergal. -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +120

Kull: +117

Total: 237

Ratio: 1.03

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

@sisypheanStarsight[SS]

*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐It’s an advanced banking technique they haven’t taught you yet. Never know until you try.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

venture caspertalist

YUCKY PENNY

This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

OZA-TAP Official

This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.

@chillerAficionado[CA]

Sure it is. -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

↩ @sisypheanStarsight[SS]

H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

@dutifulAssistant[DA]

uumm , hh iimm jjuusstt ,, tthhee , sseeccrreettaarryy, , ii ddoonntt lleeaarrnn , aannyy bbaannkkiinngg tteecchhnniiqquu ee ss , bbuutt, tthhaatt, uuhhmm,, ssttiillll ddooeessnntt ssoouunndd, cc ccoorrrreeccttssoorrrryyiimmssoossoorrrryyiimmssoorryy, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

@sisypheanStarsight[SS]

*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Oh you’re completely right, I was having you on. Don’t be sorry, you called me on the utter yarn I was spinning! Progress!⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

@dutifulAssistant[DA]

ii aamm, mmaakkiinn gg, aann aatttteemmpp tt ttoo ddoo, ssoommeetthhiinngg , pplleeaassee , nnaammee ,, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

↩ @sisypheanStarsight[SS]

H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

@dutifulAssistant[DA]

oohh , hh ookkaa yy, , ssoorr yy, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

@sisypheanStarsight[SS]

*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Why are you apologizing for having a crumb of intelligence? That’s a good thing.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★

↩ @sisypheanStarsight[SS]

H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

@dutifulAssistant[DA]

hh, ssrryy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

@sisypheanStarsight[SS]

*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Take a deep breath or something.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★

↩ @sisypheanStarsight[SS]

H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

@dutifulAssistant[DA]

ookkaa yy -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

@dutifulAssistant[DA]

ii wwaass bbssuuyy ttooddaayy ,, ii ddiiddnntt ppoosstt aass mmuucchh ,,,, , hh,ff,,, ii hhooppee, mmyy bboossss iissnntt ddiissaappppooiinntteedd,,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +93

Kull: +80

Total: 173

Ratio: 1.16

↩ @reticentVirtuoso[RV]

H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

@dutifulAssistant[DA]

hh, ookkaa yy , uuhh uumm , ww hhooww uumm , , ii ddoonntt,,,,, kknnooww yyoo uu ,, ,aanndd, uumm -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @harehideLupine[HL]

H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

@dutifulAssistant[DA]

ii wwaass ttrryyiinn gg mmyy bbeesstt , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

@reticentVirtuoso[RV]

jūst āskīn før ā līttlē mmūāh ū cān ēvēn ūsē thøsē cūtē līl ēmøtēs ū gøt ;3;

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

@harehideLupine[HL]

I believe you. There there. You are truly pietieful, I am sure that noune could ever abandoun you four failieng tou poust a few thiengs oun thies websiete.

↩ @reticentVirtuoso[RV]

H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

@dutifulAssistant[DA]

oo kkaayy,, uuhh mmuuaahh ;3; -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +12

Total: 12

↩ @harehideLupine[HL]

H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

@dutifulAssistant[DA]

gghh,, ookkaayy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

@harehideLupine[HL]

You make yourself very easy tou tease, you knouw.

↩ @harehideLupine[HL]

H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

@dutifulAssistant[DA]

ssoo rryy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

↩ @dutifulAssistant[DA]

@harehideLupine[HL]

Nou need tou apoulougiese pouppet, I very much enjouy iet.

↩ @harehideLupine[HL]

H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

@dutifulAssistant[DA]

ookkaayy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +7

Total: 7