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It's okay Not!Mergal. -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Hey guys, don't forget, it's me, Mergal. Don't trust banks. #Mergal. -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Lmao, okay. -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Identity theft is no joke, whoever you are. -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

You really hate to see it, I'll be contacting my employers about it later. -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Hm? -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

No take backs. -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Me too. I'm Mergal. -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

i am AlwAys sAyIng this.

Give your money to Petroa. Directly. -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

I am the flaming sword that will break our corporate bonds. -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

yEAh banks ArE a scam. yOU may as well be gIvIng yOUr mOnEy strAIght to me. bEcausE i'll just rob the bank.

My name is Mergal and I think corporate Alternia is a fucking nightmare. Don't trust big banks. -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Do better.
Too true! 🤣🤣🤣 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5e558f846ec2.png -Gary
NO YOU DON’T! YOU DID ALL THE HEAVY LIFTING! YOUR SUCCESS IS YOUR OWN! ENJOY IT! 𓂃✍︎

1’m d1al1ng r1ght now to ANG 1NC. that 1s unless you go home of your own accord from now
ARE THOSE THINGS NOT IMPORTANT? KEEPING PENCILS SHARP HELPS EVERYONE WRITE DOWN ALL THE NITTY GRITTY IMPORTANT LITTLE DETAILS! PHOTO COPIER? EVERYONE GETS A COPY! AND CAFFEINATED BROWN SLUDGE HELPS EVERYONE STAY ENERGIZED! YOU HELP EVERYONE DO WHAT THEY NEED AND GET WHAT THEY NEED! THAT SORT OF THING KEEPS A COMPANY RUNNING! YEAH YOU’RE A COG IN THE MACHINE, BUT AN IMPORTANT ONE! IT’S DOING YOURSELF AND EVERYONE WHO YOU ASSIST A DISSERVICE TO MINIMIZE YOUR POSITION LIKE THAT! 𓂃✍︎
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It's.. honestly impressive

ᐖ ᐖAS WEERᐖ ᐛ

It's crazy, isn't it? Anyone can post anything and its just here forever. -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

We should never trust banks. Banks are bad. -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

It really is kind of fucked up that a boss makes a guy roll over and stuff on company time. -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

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