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｢konnichiwa, parsus-chan! (* ｣ω｢)｣
｢aaahhh~ ara ara~ (*ﾉ∀｀*) megane-san couldn't help but notice a lack of smexy here~ otochan's hiveu, minasan. ( -∀・)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: otochan means... kekeke (ФωФ) daddy~☆! minasan means everybody! ( -∀・)]
｢hai hai, megane-san's tomodachi tenko! ni ichibu! (*￣▽￣)ノ~~ parsus-chan edition! @peskyShimmer kyahaha~ (´ε｀*) parsus-chan is megane's kirihorny kyodai! syoo (*/□＼*) kekeke, megane-san made that FOCUS! !щ(゜▽゜щ) humm hummm... all these p-names for megane-san's friendos reminds him of Let's Say The P-names! (゜o゜)＼(-_-) sugoi! megane-san's type!?｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: tomodachi tenko means friendcall! ＼(^-^)／ ni ichibu means parto.... two! q(^-^q) kyodai means megane's super kyoolwaii little hatchmate. (´▽｀) Let's Say The P-names is an epicku song by kagamine rin-chan. aahhh~ so kawaii!~☆]
absolutely GOBBLEDYGOOK. jabberwocky. UNBELIEVEABLE
That’s my goat.
My favorite part is part 3. I like Avdol...
｢nnghh~~ ヽ(●´ε｀●)ノ megane-san really wants to rub his unihorn against other unihornos.ヽ(*´＾｀)ﾉ kekeke~~ clackclacklackclack getmajyykgetmajyykgetmajyykgetmajykk~☆｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: unihornos are gachikoi who don't share their oshi with anyone! unihornos also mean trolls with one horn.]
🌲https://i,,,p◉^◉stimg,,,cc/hPVVWBtx/f◉^◉rest,,,png beautiful weather f◉^◉r wanking ❤️️ #nsfw🌲
At the Troollmart hitting the hoomoosexual little treeclimberbeast poose whoo wants me #certifiedbadpoost
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this... is pretty good actually. suggestion noted
thumper? i hardly know her dude
꒰effeminate dentist: you need to brush more on your gums – hold on why does my tag “effeminate ?” what ? i’m literally just a normal dentist . a masculine one , even . me: (struggling to speak through the dentist’s fingers) youw weren’t shupposhed to shee that꒱
Kryqus Coonfessioons part #3 Anoonymoous:«Yoou deserve gooood things» Me: Ookay i think this and the previoous coonfessioon came froom the same persoon because this is way toooo nice. But i agree i woould tootally loove a can oof Moountain Dew and pack oof M&Ms right noow @xxScenegrlxx:«hai kryqus i fink yoougre rly kewl x) we shud hang» Me: Ya we definitely shoould Chchoow hit me up soometime. Alsoo doo yoou noormally kiss everyoone yoou meet oor it's just a rumoor 8? Smartass that didn't want too be anoonymoous but alsoo did noot droop the handle:«can we make oout yes oor yes» Me: It was really hard foor me too choooose between these twoo ooptioons soo i had too call all oof my friends and we argued foor 8 hoours and nearly killed each oother befoore agreeing oon “yes". Dm me cooward 8/ Anoonymoous:«>im soo fucking cooool ooughhhh» Me: And yet yoou're anoonymoous. What a shame lmfaoo 8D Just kidding hi Vianti Anoonymoous:«Master the blade, and coome have a shirtless anime fight with me in the rain.» Me: Is that a sadoomasoo thing? Why woould i ever goo shirtless under the acid rain if noot foor the #cw-self-harm 8? Alsoo i'm moore oof a throowing shit at peoople guy can i have like a shuriken oor a chakram at least That's all foor noow but yoou can always droop moore intoo my sexy foorm doown beloow #kryquspoosting
｢kyah, okay... it does grow one hair...(*´・з・)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: it's short and curly!]
｢megane-san is considered a totsuzenhen'i-tai on the above-grounds because of his hairless vestigial tailnub.щ(゜▽゜щ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: it is only one inch in length but it does give kyute wigglez when ai-chan jiggles her model onscreen! totsuzenhen'i-tai means mutant!]
｢kyahh! your praise makes megane-san blushuuu! maybe one day, i will become your sensei... kekeke~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: sensei means teacher.]
｢you don't need to study to learn trollhongo! you can just watch animes! kekeke, megane-san is fluent and learned everything from playing his favorite noberugēmu and watching his favorite shows.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: noberugēmu means VN. (VN means visual novel).]
｢megane-san's lusus... naked tosan is cho ikemen~! usoooo! -☆ (⌒ω⌒)ﾉ megane-san is a hikikomori... and ojii's underground tunnels are my hive! σ(￣∇￣;) so kaitekiiii! ahhh!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: "naked tosan" is a formal, kind way to refer to megane-san's lusus! cho ikemen means he's soo hyandsome! usooo is a true gachikoi's way of expressing glee, and a hikikomori is someone who never leaves the hive. it's a good thing that ojii's (×- rude way to refer to pappachan!) digging is so 快適 (kaiteki: spacious, comfortable, and homely!)] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d43e5d5d6e02.png
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[FU#K THAT$ GENIU$]
#Chudcraft highlights with the #phunt
Just Me, My Matesprit, And My Five Hundred Caegar, Four Foot Tall Mareep " Plush ". #positive
Ookay fine i'm just goonna repoost my oold pics too soo anyoone whoo ever made a coonfessioon aboout me will feel instant regret oover my lack oof spheres #kryquspoosting
Foorced too oobey nature's laws it's ookay really
I am never changing my pfp noot oonly it's moost beautiful piece oof art ever existing but it alsoo makes peoople develoop the moost hilarioous assumptioons aboout me
I wave my magic wand with even wider gestures and start saying vaguely threatening gibberish at a normal conversational volume.
𖦹 Don't care what day it is yall don't shake enough ass on here 𖦹
She ca on my s til I per. Send chit, no proofread, no peer review. Just go.
Having noo idea what is aboout too happen and being unsure in yoour oown future is soo annooying man give me the coontrool oover the timeline
makes loud fart noise with my mouth
sorry should i have held off on the taxidermy fun fact schtick as theres apparently a political rift going on on chittr dot com right now well maybe this will break the ice god knows that walrus did the fat fuck
listen, just remember when you'RE dunking on me on the feed it might feel like you'RE winning. but we'RE playing the long game here. i'M always in tenpai just waiting for you to drop the one tile (a vulnerable post) for me to ron you into oblivion. thirteen orphans #mahjongposting
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