♣ mediated by @epsilonCatatonia
I miss his boynook. #nsfw #yearning #sad
Is that a huge dagger in your pants or are you just excited to see me? #nsfw #missinghim #sad
Today I will sit in my large expensive chair. Tomorrow? Who knows…
>> yeah ¡ ડhou1dn't but ¡'m not tak¡ng ¡t back
Maybe with c-o-o-mpany.
>> ¡tડ ડo true though! !!
>> Aww <:)) You are be¡ng ડo n¡ce and you're do¡ng a good job and ¡'m proud of you /genu¡ne
｢kekek! (*^ー^)ノ dinner with ai-chan! itadakimaaaaassssuuuu~☆! (*^ーﾟ)*｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: itadakimasu means yummerz meal! let's dig in!]
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♯computers always ♯haveitsoeasy ♯dontthey
♯sureyoudo / so are you a ♯machine ♯shaped like a ♯troll / or are you a ♯stack of ♯hummingsevers
Sorry, burger guy ==⟢
An alternate reality game. That's what she called it, although that wouldn't be quite right. She didn't need to know that, she was clever enough to know something was afoot. #thescript
♤ Honestly Kinda Relieved I Didn't Run Into Lajunn Out There. Dunno What I Would've Done If I Did. Or What They Would've Done. ♤
♤ [A video of Kismet. It's taken from a low angle, a guilty expression on his face as his eyes look down at the camera, and back up to someone out of frame, audibly pacing and lecturing him. His arm has bandages where scrapes and cuts were prior, and instead of his iconic outfit, he was in a stark white medical gown.] ♤
♤ How Can I Assure You Guys That I'm Still Kismet, And Not That Other Troll Posing As Me? ♤
♤ [A photo from Kismet. He's outside his hive, sitting on the front steps. He looks distressed, his shirt is torn, pants ripped at the thigh opening, and his arms have various small scrapes and cuts. He's not looking at the camera. Nor is he holding it. There's shoes peeking in at the bottom of the frame, indicating that someone else took the photo on his behalf.] ♤
RE: Cheese and crackers. Just realized that I could even go cracker cheese cracker cheese cracker cheese cracker cheese cracker cheese cracker cheese cracker cheese cracker cheese cracker cheese cracker cheese ham
When I hit 100k kull, I'm deleting my chittr.
You will have to answer to Rav. And that's too bad because I like you.
Um okay I think it is late enough in the morning for me to lose some inhibitions. And to assume that few ꫂ❁eoꫂ❁le will see this and it will be buried by evening! So! Sometimes I zoom in. On his ꫂ❁rofile ꫂ❁icture. Just to look at his eyes. Because I think they are very ꫂ❁retty >//< ❣︎
:33 < don't talk to me until i've had my morning cup of clown jizz :00 < nsfw :00 < justkittythings
I'll admit though, I do appreciate a clown trying to raise another.. Sounds tough.
>> ડ¡gh ¡ gueડડ ¡t ¡ડ, you're r¡ght ¡'m not wrong tho
↗️USUALLY MY SWALLOWTUNNEL IS SO LAX AND ALSO SPACIOUS THAT MOST EVERYTHING SLIPS DOWN IT WITHOUT MUCH HESITATION, SUCH AS SMALL FRUITS OR OTHER MILDLY INTRUSIVE OBJECTS OF CONSUMPTION. AND VITAMINERAL SUPPLEMENT PILLS.↗️ ↘️as stated previously, i was running late for a private meeting with my physical and social superiors.↘️ ↗️DO YOU HAVE ANY FOLLOWUP QUESTIONS.↗️
[I AM GOING TO $UE ALL OF YOU HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/ZXTQG2HNBXL#QHN2/$#REEN$HOT_20260417_170028_#HROME.PNG]
✿ I AM NOT GAY
(V)(',,')(V) i think im paralysed my dick h℧rts 😭😭😭😭 im stll on the sidewalk fhfjcjkk #nsfw ????
◥▶◀◤ —> Hhh.
Soo when a girl wears noothing but an ooversized t-shirt it's cute and sexy but when i doo it's "yoou looook hoomeless" "shaped like a coockrooach" "where the fuck did yoou get my shirt give it back" "it's toooo small foor yoou anyway i can literally see yoour crevice" smh 8/
i ♯hope the ♯bonfire lights you guys ♯onfire ♯fireball
btw when u like my chitt n mediate it right after i picture u having a good laugh n then sighing n shaking ur head
Don't really know what to do with the mediate button, I just press it sometimes so it isn't left out. #equalopportunitychittrer
Every hate react I get makes me so much hotter.
evweryone, hate comment this guy right nowv.