♦ pitied by @epsilonCatatonia
⧃ "We become just by performing just action, temperate by performing temperate actions, brave by performing brave action."
D --> Of course not, that w001d be ridiculous D --> I am merely e%cited to attend the event
Maybe with c-o-o-mpany.
IMMMM,A,WAITRESS,AT,A,DINER,IN,THE,OPENING,SSHIFT,AND,THEN,MMIDSHIFT,IMM,A,RECEPTIONIST,AAT,A,HIVESTEMMCLUSTER,AND,THEN,LATER,CLOSER,TO,TWILIGHT,I,WORK,AAS,A,SECURITY,OFFICER,FFOR,A,RESEARCH,FACILITY,AND,TNHEN,I,GO,HIVE,AND,SLEEP,FOR,3,HOURS,AND,THEN,GET,UP,TO,GO,TO,MMY,FIRST,JOB,AGAIN
NNO,I,DONT,THINK,IMM,UGLY,OR,ANYTHING,IMM,JUST,SO,SOGGY,ALL,THE,TIMME,AND,IMM,OVERWORKED,AND,I,DONT,EVEN,GET,TO,KEEP,ANY,OF,THE,MMONEY,ITS,KIND,OF,A,LONG,STORY,THATS,NOT,REALLY,CONCISIVELY,EXPLAINED,I,WILL,PROBABLY,KEEP,TALKING,ABOUT,MMYSELF,LIKE,THATBBECAUSE,EVERYTIMME,I,DO,ITS,LIKE,A,LITTLE,PRESSURE,RELEASE,AND,I,FEEL,A,LITTLE,BIT,BETTER,BUT,ITS,OKAY,IT,MMAKES,THE,NIGHT,GO,BY,FASTER,THANK,YOU,ANYWAY
SENPAI,THHEY,FIRED,MME,FROMM,MMY,DINER,JOB,BUT,ONLY,AFTER!!!MMMMMMY,SHIFT!!!
FFUCKKSOTRY,I,DONT,KNOW,IF,I,SHHOULF,TALK,ABOUT,IT,WHERE,EVERYONE,CCAN,SEE,IT,SORRY,IMM,SSORRY
i.hope.so currently.they.are.discussing.giving.me.a.synthetic.body.which.i.think.i.would.go.crazy.if.i.was.stuck.in i'm.hoping.for.an.organic.one,.but.i.don't.know.anyone.who.can.do.that
thank.you.it.is.the.item.that.kept.my.mind.grounded.while.my.neurons.were.wiped,.body.torn.asunder,.and.pan.put.in.a.jar.to.spew.hate.messages i.am.very.fond.of.chicken.sandwiches
0n zec0nd th0ught maybe 1 w1ll g0 2 da beach ep1z0de
L0L0L0L0L0L THATz GREAT maybe d0nt g0 gr1ll1n at make0ut p01nt 1 guezz
...anyone who calls me anything other than my title is getting shot, btw...
Yeah, you could say I'm into extreme sꫂ❁orts >:) (Fell and scraꫂ❁ed my knee while #frolicking today) ❣︎
Be honest. Would you all judge me if I said I redownloaded Troll Tinder 😬 ❣︎
Sorry, burger guy ==⟢
Okay I am normal again. That was. Alarming???? ❣︎
Oh! Hehe, of course, my mistake Mr. Action Man!! ❣︎
i¶made¶two¶whole¶costumes¶for¶him¶to¶wear¶on¶the¶masquerade¶guess¶what¶this¶fucker¶went¶and¶stuffed¶his¶pockets¶with¶random¶food¶and¶now¶has¶the¶nerve¶to¶ask¶me¶how¶to¶wash¶it sigh¶the¶customer¶is¶always¶right......
I really do think! It's fun to have a crush ^^ Even if it doesn't last forever or doesn't go anywhere!!! I like to feel love! ❣︎
@EPSILONcATATONIA c'MON MAN,
DON’T FUCKIN’ PITY ME. I’M NOT PITIABLE, I’M A MONSTER AND DAMN PROUD OF IT.
Bitches (me) are not doing a great job at winning (staying asleep) this morning.
= B(---> Stop Pitying My Chitts You Pukes
...bendryl...
...banesdryl...
...bensdrul...
♤ Having A Lot More Fun Out Here Sharing Experiences With Someone Else ♤
♤ Alright, Heading Off On A #Roadtrip. Who Knows Where I'll End Up, But It'll Definitely Be Interesting ♤
♤ [A picture of Kismet, standing at the passenger side of the same truck commonly seen throughout his adventures. Leaning against the hood is Shiloh, facing away from the camera. Kismet looks happy, having been able to change back into one of his usual outfits, bandages still covering his arms and legs. Captioned "♤ #Roadtrip! ♤"] ♤
♤ Having A Balcony Is Nice. Just Being Able To See The World Around From The Comfort Of Hive. But Until My Hive Moves, It Is The Same View. I Gotta Get Out Of Here. ♤
♤ The Doc Has Given Me The Go-Ahead To Be Able To Go About My Normal Activities. I Was Thinking About Travelling Again. ♤
idk if i like that the troll who keeps posting stalker stuff followed but BUUUUUUT kantan dont caare i live forever
♤ I Actually Hate Being Stuck In The Infirmary. I Know I'm A Fuchsia And Under Ordinary Circumstances Could Order My Expeditious Release My In-Hive Mediculler Is Scary And She Knows I'm Afraid Of Her ♤
♤ Well The Doc Is Making Me Turn In My Palmhusk For The Day. Status Update Tomorrow ♤
♤ Honestly Kinda Relieved I Didn't Run Into Lajunn Out There. Dunno What I Would've Done If I Did. Or What They Would've Done. ♤
♤ [A video of Kismet. It's taken from a low angle, a guilty expression on his face as his eyes look down at the camera, and back up to someone out of frame, audibly pacing and lecturing him. His arm has bandages where scrapes and cuts were prior, and instead of his iconic outfit, he was in a stark white medical gown.] ♤
♤ How Can I Assure You Guys That I'm Still Kismet, And Not That Other Troll Posing As Me? ♤
okay. Okay. Everything! Is going to be okay. Because. Larkso has ꫂ❁eoꫂ❁le. Who want to keeꫂ❁ him safe. And even if...no one was there. To stoꫂ❁ this. That doesn't mean no one will be here. To fix it. So. It's going to get worse. Before it gets better. But it will! Get better. Because! We can make it get better. We can make it better ❣︎
♤ [A video of... The forest? From the ground. Kismet can be heard calling out, but it's difficult to make out with the sounds of nature. Also as something seems to be covering the mic. Perhaps a leaf. It's hard to tell what's going on. Also. How did this get posted?] ♤
I genuinely need someone to kill that fucking clown.
So Casper says, "a purple blood fucked up some sweeps of memory for me, like literally stole them I can't remember it. He also dished out a shit ton of trauma on the side for fun, I don't think I'll ever recover," and everyone's all like go to sleep Casper. But a few guys say, "universe is a big frog btw," and that's fine? Whatever. Wouldn't the universe be a giant crustacean or a gastropod of some kind??????? Makes no sense. If everything is spirals and spirals is everything, the universe should be a gastropod with a huge as fuck shell.
2 seconds in here and im already bored can you guys enTerTain me
Um okay I think it is late enough in the morning for me to lose some inhibitions. And to assume that few ꫂ❁eoꫂ❁le will see this and it will be buried by evening! So! Sometimes I zoom in. On his ꫂ❁rofile ꫂ❁icture. Just to look at his eyes. Because I think they are very ꫂ❁retty >//< ❣︎
Paperclip :)
...thanks i sure would like to...
...i just think that if i take a sleep aid, it should actually make me sleep. that's all...
:33 < mew guys did???
<action; statement input; statement: i'm okay. input; statement: apo|ogies for causing worry. input; statement: supervisor got frustrated at pi|otbattery s|ow response input; statement: persona|ity shut down for protection midway through correction #vio|ence />
Had to break the tradition of Larkso pinned chits, a sad day.
a LOT OF REPLIES ON THAT, i AM GLAD PEOPLE ARE GLAD, tO SEE ME, i WILL LOOK PROPER ONCE, i AM DONE SCROLLING,
Considering never using a typing quirk again.
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K--<cant say fucking anything on this site without somebody complaining https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/thefans.png
...you know i'm always hearing about older trolls creeping on young folks i didn't even consider that it was remotely possible for it to work the other way round #learnsomethinneweverynight...
...you know what. i feel unclean now. I'm going to take a shower and go back to fucking sleep. fucking moons what is wrong with young people these days....
...yikes!...
Dude
￣\ i need to be alone for at least 3 minutes /￣
Wait did Turlen really roast my screentime after he took my phone away yesterday??? Wtf
carpet cleaner d0esn't taste half bad.
✿ ok. i need a sandwich. to calm me down. im rageful. da purple kind of rageful. so liek. watch out. dont test me. today a bad day to mess wid da Glurp
✿ I AM NOT GAY
(V)(',,')(V) i think im paralysed my dick h℧rts 😭😭😭😭 im stll on the sidewalk fhfjcjkk #nsfw ????
Where will I Jeff the Doom Scroll in the Interim
(V)(',,')(V) ℧ think im perfect?!?! (V)(๑/////๑" )(V)
[ugh] [LEAVE] [ME] [A-] [+LONE] [-] [-] [-] [-] [cant] [take] [a] [hint] [f] [r]
[I] [DID] [NOT] [YOU] [FOUND] [ME] [FIRST] [FREA-] [+KO] [YOU] [CY-] [+BER] [STAL-] [+KING] [ME] [HUH] [?] [IM] [NOT] [GAY] [!] [!] [!]
+too much edible glitter in my drink✨✨ +✨✨fuck
Troll Siri play NoTomorrow by Fame on Fire (Living vicariously through botb attendies while emulating the sound in my living room and drinking my seven Monsters)
Soo when a girl wears noothing but an ooversized t-shirt it's cute and sexy but when i doo it's "yoou looook hoomeless" "shaped like a coockrooach" "where the fuck did yoou get my shirt give it back" "it's toooo small foor yoou anyway i can literally see yoour crevice" smh 8/
I've spent the last 30 minutes thinking aboout hoow doo i approoach a very persoonal toopic withoout being toooo genuine toowards my oown persoona but i think i'll just goo rub oone oout instead too save yoou the troouble #nsfw
^are we all cool with those two guys in that band just going to that womans hive whenever or are we just all politely pretending its not happening i just need to know what the vibes are>
♯mysorcererscurse ♯[sugarinducedtummyache]
Moose, lusus or otherwise, are not eager to be ridden. #ididnottrytoridealan #iwatchedsomeoneelsetrytoridealan #cringe
♥️ for meow ♦️ for woof/bark ♠️ for glub ♣️ and comment for other
✐ᝰ Being menaced by high bloods apparently!!! ᝰᝰ
This is why kismesissitude is difficult for me.
"Cull myself" soounds soo much fancier thoough
She chit on my r til I ing, I guess.
I HAVE NO INCENTIVE. I DON’T REALLY CARE ABOUT YOUR IDENTITY. NO OFFENCE.
WHERE ARE THOSE DETECTIVES WHEN YOU NEED THEM.
OOkay that was a bad chitt I'm soorry.
I DON’T REALLY LIKE MANY OF YOU. #VAGUEPOSTING
KEEP HATING MY CHITTS I’M CLOSE. #NSFW
I don't keeꫂ❁ a diary so I'm just going to tell the strangers in my husktoꫂ❁. My most embarrassing memory is that one time I was hooking uꫂ❁ with this guy and when we got back to his ꫂ❁lace he told me he was into casteꫂ❁lay. Which aꫂ❁ꫂ❁arently for him meant that he would roleꫂ❁lay as like a ꫂ❁urꫂ❁le or violet (idr which it was ToT) and I would not change. ❣︎ Bodie you say ❣︎ Bodie why is this embarrassing ❣︎ I didn't leave. ❣︎
i need to piss. yes this was important enough to chit
✿ fukk bro fukkkkk ive been deceived
✿ can i get a checkmark on chittr now or wat. is this enough for u guys also LETS GET GLURPINNN #glurpiweek #HEISRISEN https://i.ibb.co/j9Px9w98/canigetachecknow.png
✿ @epsilonCatatonia i did it do u think theyll give me a check now
￣\ why am i helpful this isnt my heart /￣
hey now its easy to get orb finding and page finding mixed up ok
￣\ my entire adult life i thought i'uz pitchbait. but y'all makin me wonder if im actually pitybait. devastating if so. pitiable even. /￣
￣\ yeah he exploded /￣
evweryone, hate comment this guy right nowv.
✨🍭🕷️ i should just delete my account right 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ i'll never recapture the glory of jeff the pregnant. i jeff the peaked. 🕷️🍭✨
youre goiing two get an angry mob at your door talkiing liike that.
got disown3-d for r3-b3-l activity lol ✨
￣\ would you still hate me f i was a worm /￣