The Lash
@greatestOfalltime
You know who I am.
The Lash don't know who gave that clown an automatic rifle and a shotgun but he is by far my favorite troll to throw six other trolls at.
You can just throw trolls out of the urn fight to win it, they can't stop you from doing that.
Taking suggestions on what The Lash should wish for when The Lash win the patron's favor. Of course The Lash got ideas of my own, but The Lash am a man of the people.
The thing about The Lash, is that he's extraordinarily humble. So The Lash don't think The Lash will do this, but thank you for the suggestion Lash-head.
Ɏ if you ha-a-ad a-a-a lot of wishes you could give a-a-a lot of wishes a-a-awa-a-ay. #generosity #humbleness Ɏ
Winning's my business, and business is good.
Perhaps The Lash will represent myself in court. The Lasht's a slam dunk case.
Does anyone know a lawyer? The Lash needs a restraining order.
Archmother fighters get mad as fuck when you rip them away from their urn fight.
Kinda wish you weren't so fucking real sometimes so I could hate you more
Pride month? Is it really pride if you really are that great?
If I ever start complimenting to you then I've been replaced by an imposter.
Okay well The Lash'm still going to throw you into the clown. See how much spellbreaker helps you against him.
The Lash feels like something just happened.
You ever see a New Orleans vampire you get out of there. He's so annoying. #lashtipoftheday
Some people ask The Lash "How did you even get here The Lash (God of Combat)?" Grapple hook
Just saw Apollo try and deliver urn while my deathslam is ready. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/669f7862bbc6.jpg
Lots of people ask me "Lash, why are you participating in the ritual? What could a man like yourself possibly gain from these lesser gods?" Normally I keep this under wraps but I'm feeling extra generous today. When I win the ritual I'm going to wish Mrs. Shelby or whoever back to health.
Grey Talon? Heh, more like Gay Talon. (Good for him, good for him)
>> My fuck¡ng gog! Theડe b¡tcheડ gay! Good for them! Good for them.
If this... this BELL BOY sends me into a walker stun ONE MORE TIME.
Entire enemy team bought indomitable, spiritually bebop.
B33 < aw hey mister the lash i thought you died
The Lash doesn't know why all these ancient relics have decided to unearth themselves, but they should go back before someone else puts them in the dirt. #vaugepost #dashwatching
