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The Lash

@greatestOfalltime

You know who I am.

Blood: CobaltAge: Kult Score: 1063Kull Score: 125720 followers6 following

The Lash've been here the whole time. Just been using veil walker.

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Helps me avoid Vyper.

The Lash'm just saying The Lash should be allowed to slam Bebop into the concrete even if we're fighting on the same side.

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Always nice to hear from fans.

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Perhaps more satisfying to groundslam than the rat.

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try suplexing "the rat" for some variety could be fun

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Good idea!

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Much more satisfying to watch also. Perhaps this should be your new gimmick.

The Lash doubt many trillionaires will be participating in the ritual.

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Unfortunately this is true.

The Lashf we want to slam him into the pavement, let me know.

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4 minutes. Downtown. You will find us.

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The Lashn the street, brawling. Enhanced refresher? Slamming the rat into the pavement more. With my best buddy The Venator.

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Gog its so nice watching you work <3 too bad I cant get closer when Venator is around </3

Haha yeah, that's such a shame, that my good clown friend is REALLY good at making sure nobody approaches without dying.

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I'm sure I'll find a time when he's not around, don't worry Lash :)

Oh well, you'll try to find time The Lash have no doubts about that!

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They hate my magic carpet for no good reason

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You know what else you can get for 6,400 souls? FUCKING UNSTOPPABLE.

Damn, that's crazy. Crazy that you don't already think The Lash is unstoppable.

Tell that to the three idiots on the other team running knockdown

Crazy how The Lash still did the best on the team despite that huh?

Cull yourself #suicide

Less yapping more play making next time alright wet barkbeast?

No, please use magic carpet. Directly into my thunder storm + lightning scroll. It would work wonders for you.

Nice try buddy. The Lash'm not dumb.

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Really? I never noticed your high intellect.

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Well, mediocre fighters tend to miss the obvious.

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The Lash cannot lie. We're down two shrines and have taken zero walkers. The Lasht is not looking good.

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Man we got our ass kicked what the fuck

How did you end up 30k down?

I showed up late with fries...

Don't do that next time.

I DIDN'T KNOW THE RITUAL HAD STARTEDDDD

HOW?!

I WAS EATINGGGGGGGGGGUH GOG IS THAT ILLEGAL NOW TOO

Vyper the patrons aren't exactly Subtle! Was the hidden king not screaming at you?

I mean maybe but I was just so engrossed in my burger and fries, you gotta try this joint sometime

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Lash I don't think it's worth even Your breath to try to figure out what the hell is wrong with her

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Oh hey. Max trophy collector stacks. Everything's coming up Lash.

The Venator is my BEST FRThe LashEND. You can just throw things at him and he will shotgun them into the wall.

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hehe sometimes i also do this! relatable post the lash

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You have friends? Who are they? Do they know everything about you like I do? Also they took our shrines

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The Lash got The Venator as my friend. No he hates me. That's fine, grey talon is on it.

Wesley is so shit in his old age it's not even fun to watch anymore

He just got like three with that bird that The Lash hate.

Woo! The Lash am on a ROLL!

Oh, they got the Rejuv? Well that just means we get to beat 'em twice.

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WHAT'S THAT? THE LASH WAS RThe LashGHT AGAThe LashN?! WHAT A TWThe LashST!

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Perhaps.

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The Lasht's okay Doorguy. Not everyone is as perceptive as me.

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You should celebrate always being right with some champagne and throwing Bebop into the pool lmao #substance #nerfbebop

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Good idea! Glad The Lash thought og it!

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What the hell are you people on about

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Don't worry about it Mobo, you'll understand when you're older.

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Gonna be so funny when The Lash'm right by the way.

The Lash'm not dumb. The Lash know a lotta people hate me. The Lasht's, uh... The Lash mean, it's a curse, really. You know, The Lash rule so hard that, uh, you know, every mediocre soul in the city just has to resent me.

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I don't how anyone could hate perfection. Completely off topic is there like. Specific people who hate you that you really don't like because I've got a knife and some free time and I need somethin to do lmao. Completely unrelated #violence

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No no, that's uh, that's fine. The Lash'm sure you could like, pick up the crossword instead.

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Want that crossword done in the blood of your enemies then I am your gal. Although I've never actually finished a crossword but that's not the point right now, the offer is on the table if you ever want it #violence

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How about like, in pen ink? Yeah. go do the crossword in pen ink and The Lash'd be very proud.

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Done and done, you'll find it in the stack of fan letters I knowwwww you keep from me. I'll make sure it sticks out so you know it's from me

Oh you always do, you always do...

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Getting mixed signals from the masses, but The Lash know The Lash'm right. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14c30284e27c.png

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You're never wrong :) <3

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Exactly!

Brian's vagueposting about his <3< with Mobo.

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The Lash'm unstoppable even without the item. Just how The Lash rolls

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Let me, show y'all, how it's done.

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Show us what, how to make a fool of ourselves?

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No you're the master of that already mobo.

I'm sure that big ego of yours is feelin nice after that comeback

You mean that urn The Lash threw all six of you out of? Not exactly a comeback considering you were fighting The Lash, but The Lash do like what The Lash do.

I like watching what you do too <3 Also it hurt a fuck ton when you did that, I have like, 4 broken bones because of it

Four is an unusually low number, must have been an off day.

Haters will see you pull up to an urn fight on a magic carpet and say "he cannot afford rapid recharge!"

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