To everyone staying at The Baroness: The pool is currently CLOSED for maintenance. I am unsure of how long this will last. This is a slight bit problematic in the face of the coming heatwave... though we do have air conditioning at The Baroness. That said, we are offering free refreshments in the lobby for anyone who needs them -- guest or not -- to come in and grab over the course of the week. There will be frozen desserts and ice cold beverages available to grab as anyone needs (do try to limit yourselves for the sake of others)!
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And I am sure you do your very best, Ms. Clenup (do correct me if you prefer a title of another sort). If you ever have a day off, please, allow me to treat you to a day at The Baroness. We in the hospitality industry must look out for one another.
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