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im calling it, i dont really care. condy wvins, lamplady doesnt movwe on. sorry toots, youre hot and all, but i wvant the *real* stars competing here. speaking of... god damn. this one hurts. the final match of round 2 in the #cronusbabeoff is... rose lalonde vws kanaya maryam. this ones gotta sting. most of the rosies and kannys iwve seen around this place are divworced, dunno if ivwe seen ewven one happy couple, but this has still gotta be a vweird one. i wvas a lil spoiled for choice for propaganda, so i wvent a lil softer on this one. still #nsfwv, of course. <3 or <> for kanaya <3< or c3< for rose

yeah, okay, guess i savw that coming. handmaid vwins! im looking forvward to the photoshoot for next rounds match. novw, up next in the great #cronusbabeoff... wvriska serket up against latula pyrope! wvould you beliewve it wvas really, really tough to find a pic of this duo? it wvas either this (#nsfwv btvw) or one vwhere they wvere shrinkwvrapped skinny. i think i made the right call. <3 or <> for latula <3< or c3< for vwriska
Gasp. Wade, wade, if Meena)( is my little biscuit and t)(ese -Egberts/)(arleys/and Crockers are *)(er* little biscuits... 38DDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!
Looooong looooooooong ago, w)(en s)(e first pupated and started walking on two fins, Meena)( used to make me desserts to c)(eer me up after a long day of work! S)(e used to make me dirt-cakes. T)(ey were just a )(andful of mud but s)(e looked so cute wit)( )(er little )(ands out, )(olding t)(em out wit)( a sly little expression on )(er face. )(ow could I not eat t)(em? I felt like I good cull a billion on t)(ose dirt cakes. #38)
)(ee)(ee! T)(ank you for all t)(e concern! I need to work even )(arder to live up to your expectations! You deserve it! 38)
O)( no. It was a )(ORRIBL-E idea to combine s)(owering wit)( eating. 38(
No worries, dear! Playtoons are PROF-ESSIONAL problem solvers! T)(ey can )(elp wit)( -EV-ERYT)(ING!
Playtoon footage is protected under )(IPPO to kelp keep sessions private and on a N-E-ED to KNOW bay-sis! Feel free to open up to t)(e snooptroops! 38)
-Eac)( Playtoon consists of 50+ fully trained meddlers! Don't worry! You'll find someone w)(o can kelp!
W)(oops! Mommy )(ad a little low bloodsugar spell! Not)(ing a sweet treat can't fix!
I'm sorry. 38( I don't )(ave any earlier slots in my sc)(edule.
O)(, a face-to-face meeting? Let me c)(eck my sc)(edule.... )(ow does twenty t)(ree sweeps from now at 9 PM work for you? 38?
D'aww! You care about Mommy's mental kelp! Kissies! 38*
Of course! Boat t)(e footage is reserved for trained medicull professionals under )(IPPO!
Don't worry! T)(ey'll )(elp you process t)(ose feelings too!
D'aww. You're so cute! Playtoons aren't cartoons. T)(e playtoons are a troop of )(ig)(ly trained problem solvers to deal wit)( difficult problems in a caring and conc)(siderate manner! T)(ey'll be at your location soon. 38)
O)( no! I'll send TWO playtoons! 38(
Sending playtoons to all t)(e un)(appy c)(aracters! Don't worry, )(elp is on t)(e way-ve! 38)
Don't worry! If you're eeling neglected, I'll sc)(edule a playtoon to come and )(andle you!
If you )(ave any problems wit)( t)(e Beforus system or culling, feel free to message me! It's my job to take of t)(ese problems!
T)(e secret is to cut sleep time. 38)
I know t)(ere's some unsavory sediment--sentiments going around t)(at I'm "doing too muc)(" boat you don't need to worry. I sc)(edule 15 minutes everyday for self-care! #SO-)(-EALT)(Y! #S-ELF-CAR-E

yeah no you're ri6ht aCtually. i love that at any 6iven moment, folks i hold dear Can just be killed off at random beCause someone deCided they needed to 6et 6ood. that's the most dystopian baCkwards shit i ever done heard. ya sound like a lunatiC 'n' i ain't 6ot the patienCe for it no more.

i Can't ima6ine what level of pan-dama6e happened to ya to make y'think that somehow institutionalised murder is preferable to anythin', 'n' i feel sorry for ya.
Alrig)(t, sweetie! )(ow does 3 AM in five weeks sound? 38)
Don't worry! I can fix t)(is! Just message me your problems and I can fix everyt)(ing! I just need to squeeze a little more time in my sc)(edule!

but hey what do i know, i'm just a stupid lowblood Courier or whatever.

like oh nooo i'm 6oin' to be put in Comfort for the rest of my life, this is so muCh worse than fi6htin' for my life on my mundane job 'n' aCCeptin6 that my soCiety is a top-down Con6a-line of stupid murderous assholes who kill eaCh other for the fuCk of it, you're so ri6ht.
Of cl-oyster you can, sweetie! You can stay t)(ere for t)(e rest of your life if you want!
P'aww. Don't worry, I can explain it furry easy for you.

like pardner, i wish my lusus Cared even an ei6hth as muCh as this uh... 'mommy' seems to.
W)(at can I do for you, dear? 38)
38( I forgot w)(ic)( ware)(ouse I put Meena)('s )(atc)(scrawls in... I cod )(ave sworn it was in #3380 boat t)(at's just )(er fangs t)(at fell out.

and i definitely prefer this to worryin' about psyChoClown#943 deCidin6 to kill someone i Consider a friend beCause their stupid dipshit reli6ion says murder is okay or whatever.
Poor baby, did somet)(ing )(appen? You can message me if you wanna!
38? Did someone )(urt my poor bay-bay?
Minnie Meena)( Mommy Muvs Moo!!!!
S)(e was just t)(e cutest little wiggly worm baby and so precious!!!!
Meena)( used to be so tiny! Fun fact: )(er name was originally Minnie! 38O
It's not customer service. Tail me aboat it. 38O
I've been )(ere for ten minutes and I've already found Meena)( t)(ree new )(atc)(mates!
Gasp! You can be a pretty princess too.
Boat t)(at just meen-a)(s t)(ere's SO MUC)( TO CATC)( UP ON!!! 38D
Aww! You're suc)( a cute little kitty-cat alien! I could just squeeze you until you pop!
Gasp! T)(is mig)(t be t)(e nicest t)(ing you've ever done! It mig)(t be t)(e only nice t)(ing you've ever done! W)(ic)( make its even MOR-E ADORABL-E!
D'aww. Did you )(ave a poor culling experience? Tell me aboat it.
Aww, someone is grumpy. Do you need a nap?
Yes, yes, you're a sweet little princess just like all t)(e otters! 38O
D'aww. Don't be jellyfis)(, Meena)(. No matter t)(e Meena)(s, you're still my pretty princess!
O)( NO. T)(ere's T)(R-E-E M-E-ENA)(S? If t)(ere's t)(ree of t)(em, witc)( one is t)(e cutest??? #ALL-OF-T)(-EM
You're pink! It's basically R-EQUIR-ED I take you )(ive!
Aww, poor little t)(ing. You're saying somet)(ing totally stupid. 38( Cull means to take care of!
#ReelS)(IP 38)
O)( dear, look at you, you poor little frond. 38( I could just cull you rig)(t )(ere and now!
O)( w)(oops! Force of )(alibut!
So good to see you )(ere, B)(! #Catfis)(!
O)( you poor little t)(ing. Don't worry, Mommy will take care of you too.
Now w)(y would I do t)(at? 38?
You're somet)(ing else! CUT-E!
D'aww. Do you want a s)(rimp piece? 38O
D'aww! You're suc)( a cute little alien! Do you wanna come )(ive wit)( me?
Maybuoy....! No, no. I can't t)(e palace is already full.
O)( my gos)(! T)(ere's so many cute little buoys and gills on )(ere I just wanna CULL -EV-ERYON-E of you!!!
Absolutely! 38)
Aww, w)(o's a widdle grumpy gills? 38O
)(ttps://cdn.imgc)(est.com/files/f35f09c54565.jpg GASP! I WOULD JUST DI-E TO S-E-E M-E-ENA)( IN T)(IS!!!!! S)(-E WOULD LOOK SO CUT-E!!!
Mommy loves you most of all, Meena)(!!!!!
Gasp! I )(eard t)(e most adorabubble widdle princess in all of Beforus is on )(ere!
I pity anyone who thinks living under Meenyah's rule would be a good thing fur them. No offense but mewre LITERALLY a younger Condesce

YEZ TROLLDOKA MAGICA IZ ZO PEAK
Annoying Orange? Hey apple.
If you do not like my posts, please consider why you are repulsed by someone finding Warmblood beautiful and strong. Your own biases cloud your judgement. I am an ally.
See the threats levelled against me for taking a stance against the hemospectrum. It is tragic. But I will not give in. I am an ally.
I will continue to fight for Warmblood even if the world is against me. I am an ally.
Like this post if you think @trolliMedemf is a true ally. Hate it if you think they are a fake.
WELL, FOR YOU SPECIFICALLY, PERHAPS NOT THE OTHER HANDMAIDS.
I AM NOT CONVINCED YOU ARE ACTUALLY HAPPY, MISS. BUT IF YOU WISH, I WILL CEASE SPEAKING ON IT FOR NOW.
I WISH ALL OF THOSE POOR HANDMAIDS COULD GET A BETTER LIFE, IN THE END.

OH yeah a sad thing happened to him because the girl he is supposed to be with got hurt. Never mind how she feels about it! She's hurt! Time to care about this guy and how he feels about it!

but you dont underatand. in some instances he experiences cruelty. hey dont look at how he treats people just watch the aura farming.

Spittin' straight fuckin facts here

watching too much anime without like, actually chewing on what themes and writing choices matter to you will result in you becoming someone willing to nod and smile about a show where the women are trophies and the protagonist sucks so much ass. like. SO much ass, and then call it peak if the narrative makes you a little sad sometimes.
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Ɏ wha-a-at the frea-a-ak is a-a-a beforus a-a-and why couldn't i ha-a-ave been born there fuck my ga-a-ay rustblood life Ɏ
note to self: look into making company signature color a less eye-bleeding red and something more approachable. like soft blue or lavender. the spoon can stay though, she ain't done nothing.

Killing people is plain immoral? I feel insane seeing p people go "He deserved it" or s something along those llines ..

The light aspect is geared inherently toward fortune. As the Seer of Light, my ability and role are the same: to guide others through the mazes of life toward the most fortuitous outcome. That aside, the light has other effects; giving me glimpses into the 'what would be' and the 'what will be' that bleed into my dreams so that I can never be certain if they were real. For example: I woke up this morning with the vaguest idea of some violetblood-centered event week, and whispers of a legendary return. I woke up with a pounding migraine.
I was told aboat t)(is by one of my loyal and beloved friends, I am very )(appy to sea everyone and I do enjoy seeing my people t)(rive. If you or a loved one needs )(elp, please contact t)(e imperial drones or your local law enforcer. #culling #-EXCIT-EDTOS-EA-EV-ERYON-E! #lawenforcer #imperialdrones

d*mn... harsh, doll... harsh... 1dk, 1m just not l1ke you, damz... can't get 1nto all that k1ll1ng sh*t, yknow...?
☆~𖦹 Wine is greatly overrated 𖦹~☆

he7 whoever 7ou are - go for it. quadrants are fake. do what makes 7ou happ7
I wanna send every oil guzzling toaster on this site to the scrapyard, Fuck robots.
IT IS GETTING SO BAD I AM REACTING USING THE STUPID FUCKING TUMBLR 2012 QUADRANT SHIT THAT IS HOW MUCH I FUCKING HATE YOU AND NOT IN THE STUPID FUCKING ABUSIVE LOVE WAY I JUST LEGITIMATELY WANT YOU TO DIE. JUST DIE.

UNLESS its a locally run place of business

Well, that made the decisio+n much easier.

O+nce again, yo+u leave me co+nfused as to+ whether I sho+uld suppo+rt o+r pity yo+u.
I won't pretend I'm perfect; I've been called out on more than one occasion for unrealizingly holding bigoted views. But I try to work through them when they're pointed out to me, I make SURE I don't repeat myself, and I certainly don't think I have any place to dictate how the government treats trolls! I leave that to sensible folks like Karkat and Feferi, for whom I have the UTMOST respect!

anyway https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9c9b5e271965.png

:33 < https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c60e70e0321a.png :33 < this is my official ship tierlist!!! :33 < these ships are not meowcesarrily romantic pairings, it's mostly in general relationships :33
,,,!dont cqll them bitches, bro!,,,
Disclaimer and c9ntent warning: Sex talk, adult t9pics. Sex p9sitivity is fine, and a high6l99d can 6e sex p9sitive. H9wever, if y9u have a hist9ry 9f 6eing a sex pest and making assumpti9ns a69ut h9w pe9ple feel a69ut y9u, then pe9ple are simply n9t g9ing t9 take y9ur " self-c9nfidence " p9sitively, which is just a thinly veiled, 9verinflated eg9. N9 9ne hates y9u 9ut 9f the 6lue; there is a c9ntinued hist9ry 9f 6ehavi9r and acti9ns that make y9ur " self-c9nfidence " seem vile, and it's hard t9 6elieve it's self-c9nfidence when the p9sts that f9ll9w are a self-pity party t9 garner sympathy and 6r9wnie p9ints with pe9ple wh9 y9u think will try t9 c9ddle y9u. It's pseud9-self-flagellati9n f9r pity p9ints, and then s9me9ne c9ddles y9u, and then it's 6ack t9 y9ur self-pride p9sts that are just y9ur 9verinflated eg9. #tw_vaguep9sting #tw_adultt9pics #tw_t9xiceg9 #nsfw
I'm just saying, w)(y be a fujos)(i w)(en being a )(imejos)(i is t)(e vastly superior option?
So You Get To Hornypost But I Cant Dad Joke Everyone To Death? Rude. #vague #vagueposting #nsfw #violent

Tro+llbama wants yuri. Do+n't let o+ur president do+wn. Co+me kiss me, and kiss each o+ther as well.

doc scratch follows me and then a twink hates my chitt a moment later what the fuck

https://open.spotify.com/track/41u4Ttce2L0jSTXAPRm50o?si=qG2mvGiXQOShW2T1RCXsdQ
Cod, my body feels all )(ot and tingly... please don't tell me t)(is is t)(e start of my estrus cycle, I can't take anot)(er week off work! Won't someone fuck my brains out and save me from t)(is?! 3X| #nsfw #deletelater
OH COME ON. This site is a NIGHTMARE. But I will fix it.
I should be allowed to disable "HATES" and "PITIES" and "MEDIATES". No one NEEDS those. Especially on MY posts. Maybe I should invent my OWN website JUST like that.

リック・アンド・モーティを理解するためには、かなり高いIQが必要だ。ユーモアはとても繊細で、理論物理学をしっかり理解していないと、ほとんどのジョークは普通の視聴者の頭を越えてしまうだろう。

hate reacts on my shower post..... fine i'll keep the girlmusk next time
to all the people who moved my kult score up you hate jokes
👏✨💕i am a struggling small business💕✨👏
👏✨💕the absolute sexiest thing a troll can do is support #smallbusiness💕✨👏
damn, this shit's doin' numbers. (hard cut to a post with a single react on it and nothing else.)
ii wiill follow iin TThe fooTT2TTep2 of eliiTTe 4 karen and baTTTTle wiiTTh my favoriiTTe2
i need to boost my kult score so here is a selfie of me lifting and reading for your vwievwing pleasure. my shirt vwas custom made by a vwoman because i support #vwomensrights and #smallbusinesses. (nice comments only please.) https://i.imgur.com/YJMAF6B.png

Alright, who's next. Who wants some Rose.
)(MP)(. Some people really just don't G-ET IT!
Remember, everyone: cullabubble trolls MUST be repoarted to your local Culling Agensea! We wouldn't want anyone to go uncared for, now would we?

@consternatedCaretaker W)(en you )(ave a moment, your majesty, can we talk for a moment?
we need to STOP jerking off! #nsfw #mentalhealth #healthyliving #lockthatcockup!!!
I'm going to continue thinking you won't stab me all I want, loser internet stranger.
Collective prayer. Like to pray and signal your support.
S)(-ELLO -EV-ERYON-E!!!
Sometimes a gal just wants to Kiss Feferi Peixes.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #26 • “actually i heard (from a trusted source) that eridan is really attractive and clever too??”
The sheer concentration of contraband distributed at every independent comic market makes me wince in pain. If I cou/d bomb every sing/e one off the face of the p/anet I might actua//y be ab/e to smi/e for once.
I will admit that amending the # in fr9nt 9f venting was a f9rce 9f ha6it and n9t an indicati9n 9f my em9ti9nal state, 6ut I assure y9u, I am fine. I w9uld have t9 6e rather wrigglerish t9 let s9mething as trivial as an unjust 6l9cking get under my skin, n9 matter h9w a6surd it is.
D9n't d9 that and d9n't call me that. I'm an adult and can regulate my 9wn em9ti9ns with9ut the 9utside input 9f a s9-called pr9fessi9nal wh9'll 9nly talk d9wn t9 me anyway. Instead 9f trying t9 interpret signals, I suggest y9u read the w9rds I've typed, particularly the part where I said I wasn't upset.
Especially when the c9nclusi9n said 9P has c9me t9 is s9mething I've already implemented and discussed in my 9wn p9sts, which they w9uld kn9w if they ever 69thered t9 gainfully engage in my Chitts instead 9f 6l9cking f9r whatever perceived slight they think I've c9mmitted against them. #Vaguechitting #PartTw9
Unlike s9me pe9ple, I w9uldn't st99p as l9w as 6l9cking s9me9ne I've never interacted with 6ef9re, 6ut I cann9t help 6ut wish Chittr w9uld at least n9t sh9w me their p9sts and 6ait me int9 thinking I can engage with a discussi9n that the 9P is clearly n9t interested in having. #Vaguechitting
That w9uld 9nly 6e useful t9 me if the pers9ns running a hate campaign against my Chitts were actually f9ll9wing me. 6ut as I cann9t restrict my Chitts fr9m 6eing accessi6le 9n the main feed, and n9r w9uld I ever want t9 deprive my w9rds fr9m pe9ple wh9 may need them, there is n9t much I can d9 with this inf9rmati9n.

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Why is he making such aa show out of brushing her teeth. This sucks. ]

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ This shit is so ass. ]

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ This show fucking sucks. ]
the pit awaits. patience is meaningless to the eternal. there is naught else. come to the pit.

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Depends on the pizza. Red sauce? Nah. Not a great idea. ]

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ladies, guess wvho's arrivwed! only the coolest meovwbeast around, that's wvho. if you see any inconsistencies in my, no you don't. hit me up if you're at least a 7 and vwant some lovwin from a real man in your life ;)
Resist. Fight the power. Do not feed into the machine.
w eat2? http2://fiile2.catbox.moe/1nek20.webp
hello chittr https://files.catbox.moe/qaibdt.png #nsfww #notactually #ifyoureexpectinsomethinsuperraunchyyoullbesorelydisappointed
n0 fear! y0ur r0b0sav10r 1s here. k1sses t0 all xx

Not now, sweetie, mother must continue tending to her #kultscore.

#abstinence #savingmyselfformarriage










































