♣ mediated by @climaxJump
If someone starts singing while you're fighting them you aren't winning give up.

Were putting it to a vote Hate if you want me to murder biscuits Like if you want me to spare his life

Let's go over '8ook filled with porn'. - The documented downfall of a tr8itorous Orphaner who sold his loyalty to the Empire, only to die 8y the hand of another imperial, 8ecause whilst 8etraying pir8tes to the Empire, he had also 8een selling the Empire out to pir8tes the entire time. - The account of 8eing the sole survivor of an assault so catastrophic that law enforcement dispatched an actual dragon to hunt me down. Not Redglare. A literal dragon in which she weaponised and still lost. - The chronicle of imprisonment, escape from my own execution, and the su8sequent slaying of an eighty-foot 8east with one arm and one eye, who was the judge. - The records concerning the demonic cretins upon the green moon, after I stole one of their jujus and despite my repeated warnings, some whining little descendant still managed to ignore every word I said and transform into a colossal clown herself. - And finally, the part where I weaponised the very dragon sent to kill me and used it to ignite a second revolution. Truly scandalous material. Positively overflowing with smut.
My friends all HATED me. 8ecause the only role model I had was YOU. And not even the REAL you. Just a 8∞k you wrote that was 90% smut! I crippled my friend. I 8LINDED my 8est friend. I KILLED my friends. 8ecause the ONE lesson your 8∞k taught me, the ONLY thing of note that wasn't SMUT, was that revenge had to 8e 8ig. It had to 8e painful. And it had to 8e a fucking 8ulge measuring contest.

yo... l1ke my ma1n man troll vash the stampede says... love and peace......✌️🤎
i forgot being around trolls is like being in an echo chamber of someone banging pots and pans
≈ Ĩ bring the sinister intentions and malefic vibes to the function that the "lets all get along and be friends" types don't really appreciate. ≈
≈ You get those clubs away from me. ≈
I should be allowed to disable "HATES" and "PITIES" and "MEDIATES". No one NEEDS those. Especially on MY posts. Maybe I should invent my OWN website JUST like that.

WHOEVER HATES MY CHITTS, YOU'RE OBSESSED AND INLOVE WITH ME FUCK YOU THATS WHAT IM GOING TO BE THINKING MOVING FOWARD CARCINOGENESIS
#no♰bes♰ofchi♰♰r should I S♰ar♰ Spli♰♰ing Longer Chi♰♰ Screensho♰s In♰o ♰wo Images Or Do We Like ♰he Longer Screensho♰s. ♦️ Pi♰y = ♰wo Screensho♰s/images ♣️ Media♰e =keep Long Screensho♰s

Baby you look lik3 th3 r3a2on id 2ay ‘worth it’ and m3an it
Trolls sometimes ask me how I can purport to love and care for even the most violent of the Empire's enforcers, and to that I say; How can I not? To love only those that love you is folly, for even a selfish and hateful person can do that. To do good to only those that do good to you is all too simple. Life is complex, and so too is my love for it and all its children.

gee thanks guys.

they added negative points? im doomed.

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Has anyone actually Reacted to a post with the Mediate option At All???

Truly embarrassing to+ witness ho+w many co+ldblo+o+ds who+ ho+ld themselves in high esteem turn and sho+w their wastechutes the mo+ment they believe they're being slighted.

And if o+ne o+f yo+u fo+o+ls asks, "is this abo+ut me?", yo+u really o+nly further pro+ve my po+int.

JuST FuCKING SWALLOW THEM? ARE YOu STuPID? THEY ARE LITERALLY FuLL OF VITAL PROTEINS AND MINERALS. OR AT LEAST MINERALS. THERE ARE DEFINITELY MINERALS IN THEM. I ACTIVELY WONDER IF YOu ARE SABOTAGING MY RANKS BY DELIBERATELY DRAGGING. BOTH YOuR WHOLE ASS FIRMLY PLANTED IN THE FuCKING SOIL FEET. FACING AWAY FROM INTELLIGENCE. AND REFuSING ALL EFFORTS TO CORRECT YOu. CHOKING ISN'T REAL. IT'S A MADE uP CONCEPT. INVENTED BY THROATLETS. WITH THIN LITTLE TWEEZER PINCHABLE WOMEN SHOuLDERS. WHO CANNOT SWALLOW A MEAL. EITHER uNHINGE YOuR JAW OR SHuT IT. FOR FuCK'S SAKE.









