Punished "Venom" Condescension
@bettyCrocker
FORM-ER empress of trollkind, now lifin HUMBLY on earth sea
as a broad note to anyone that wants to flirt with this former empress: my anaconda dont want none unless you got fish puns
its true that alternia was in a pretty shorey state before i took the throne but thats no excuse for the atrocities committed in my reign
extremely glubbin funny to see peeps on my timeline hatin on the signless meanwhile im sittin here like dam the buoy has some good points wish id been willin to listen a couple thousand sweeps ago
whats not to get
「 Looking at your profile is only making me more confused. What the fuck. This is a little too out there, even for Chittr. ⥮
i know it was already sorta fucked up that weve got peeps on earth sea on here chatting asynchronously with trolls from the end of the empire but its R-E-ELY fucked that we got folks from the glubbin ye olden times on here too
I )(ope we'll get along nonet)(eless, Meena)(.
)(OW T)(-E GLUB DO-ES -EV-ERYON-E KNOW MY GLUBBIN NAM-E wait who are you you look like the sprat but old
It's rat)(er conc)(plicated, but we could )(ave tea and an lovely exc)(ange over t)(e subject!
ehhh fuck it ill take waterever company i can get these days its a date gill
Lovely! I'll be in conc)(tace wit)( t)(e details. Do you enjoy -Earl Grey or jasmine tea?
We )(ave a Beforan -Energy drink selection. I'll )(ave some broug)(t before your visit.
as a broad note to anyone that wants to flirt with this former empress: my anaconda dont want none unless you got fish puns
hey girl are yxu frxm the deep sea because, um... I... uh... blxxp...
whats yalls favorite pastry? i gotta go with red velvet cake myself
brownies are nice! not crazy about pastries but im learning to like them a little more.
How do pastries hold their form beneath the sea.? Regardless. Key Lime Pie. Used to be plain cheesecake.
most of em dont boat i havent lived underwater for a longass time so its not an issue
i suppose if you're fully reformed of your previous ways... iiiii'd be inclined to stop by and maybe bake with you. i know how to make a good red velvet bundt cake...
that would be so fun! im always happy to have company! ...dunno if i can honestly say im "fully reformed" but i swear im tryin someday theyll let me outta house arrest
as long as you keep that ankle bracelet on and you just enjoy being a taste tester!!!
whoa talk aboat a blast from the past yall got old alternian chittr on here? this cannot be good for the timestream good fin thats none a my business whats up trolls of the old
dam strait im pretty and crestin 12 feet plus horns but whos countin?
getting some respectable trolls around here, lovwin this
can yxu trap my neck between the prxngs xf yxur trident? i mean, uh... yxu're sx tall! x333
huh! dont know why i didnt consider that there would be living yous. hi!
i would glubbin LOV-E to but unfortunately i lost my bident rights for the year after tryna poke john one too many times
hi john! yeah turns out in an infinite multiverse some a yallre capable of showin mercy to an old fish and i am #-ET-ERNALLYgrateful
