Betty Crocker
@bettyCrocker
FORM-ER empress of trollkind, now lifin HUMBLY on earth sea
After wandering int9 the small village filled with tr9lls and th9se weird aliens which are called humans...whatever th9se are supp9sed t9 6e have t9ld me I'm 9n what is called... "earth C" and that alternian has 6een g9ne f9r many many many sweeps, why am I here, h9w am I here? Is this the heaven I dreamed 9f? Are my friends even here.
Huh...that s9unds nice...a w9rld where every9ne 6leeds the same 6l99d and 6l99d didn't matter, what a dream.
i mean earth seas still got trolls you do remember that right its moar like three quarters of the population bleeds the same
oh there is! there abshoalutely is its undeniably a peaceful utopia once you get settled im shore youll love it
Y9u aren't lying g9 me are y9u, please I d9n't want t9 find myself 9n alternia 2.0 if its the h9nest t9 G9d case.
dont take my word for it! ask the people around you! ask em when the last major war was, ask them about mutants and limebloods, ask them about interspecies relations! it reely is a beautiful plaice
Supp9sed I c9uld d9 that next time...I've already asked them all the questi9ns I wanted and since I've started wandering t9wards n9rth, h9pefully if I walk far en9ugh I'll eventually reach whatever "new Y9rk" is.
I uh...did n9t n9, 6ut I've already wandered a g99d distance, I'm sure I'll figure 9ut where t9 g9 eventually.
good morning!! :)
good afternoon
The Chicken Alfredo is what you desire for a meal this evening.
i was thinkin chicken parm acshoally
Empress will get on chittr dot ing and talk about how the empire hurt her just as much as it hurt everyone else and we have to read that shit against our will. 😭
never called myself a victim just a product of my environment
"Blame me, never take into account I was a product just as much as..." (Crocker, 2026). Indicates that you feel slighted in some way shape or form because you are not counted in the majority of the people affected by the Empire built up by your hands. But, if you want me to pretend I don't have any reading comprehension, I can give it the ole college try.
As I traverse the c99l alternian deserts and l99k up t9 the stary night sky I w9nder, are my preachings en9ugh? Can I truly change a planet s9 full and c9rrupted 6y hate all cause 9f h9w SHE is s9 afraid 9f change? I'm tired 9f seeing s9 much fucking vi9lence, I miss 6ef9rus, I miss my friends, I miss when 6l99d didn't matter at all.
I d9 n9t fully 6lame y9u I kn9w y9u were as much as a victim as the rest 9f us, 6ut why c9uldn't y9u try t9 d9 anything a69ut it, why did s9 many inn9cent tr9lls have t9 die and suffer, why did a wh9le caste 9f tr9lls have t9 6e wiped 9ut.
i DID do somefin aboat it! if you think troll infighting was bad in your time, you shoalda sean it B-EFOR-E we expanded beyond our homeworld! the troll-on-troll violence youre accustomed to was NOFIN compared to the way we slaughtered each other before we found aliens to slaughter instead! innocent trolls died and suffered so that the strong could thrive, and limebloods powers made them a danger to everyone around them, without the societal benefits of traditional psionics i will never claim to have been good but i was never irrational
That's c9mplete utter madness meenah! F9r fucks sake y9u had the auth9rity and p9wer t9 put laws up t9 help tr9lls get al9ng and with en9ugh time they c9uld learn t9 l9ve each 9ther 6ut N9 y9u just had t9 enf9rce y9ur stupid laws and make every tr9ll turn against each 9ther, als9 the lime 6l99ds were inn9cent! If anything they helped keep calm th9se su6jugulat9rs that are a PR9DUCT 9f y9u, y9u c9uld 9f d9ne s9 much m9re why, was it fun t9 pit 9ur friends against each 9ther? T9 watch them try t9 kill 9ne an9ther, tell me meenah.
youre just as naive as i remember the fin you never seamed to understand, the fundamental flaw in your doctrine of love and kindness, is that you were the only troll in alternian history to ever sleep and dream of peace the rest of us - every single one of us - dreamed every day of bloodshed, carnage, slaughter and violence, and those dreams haunted us in our waking hours every troll was a killer in waiting keyword was; the trolls of earth sea seam to dream as humans do and cod do i envy them but the kind of utopia theyve built shrimply wasnt practical on alternia as for limebloods, PLAIC-E explain to me how a walking flamethrower is gonna clam down a raging subjuggalator no reely ill wait
Y9u kn9w just as well as I d9 that the lime 6l99ded caste had the psi9nic p9wers t9 s99the the su6jugulat9rs 6ut y9u had a pr96lem with that! N9a l99k at y9u living the easy life in s9me future when y9u c9uld 9f d9ne s9mething t9 change alternia f9r the 6etter, d9n't play the victim card here meenah, y9u was always t9 full 9f anger and t9 mean t9 6e a decent ruler! I feel s9rry f9r feferi having t9 l99k up t9 Y9U 9f all tr9lls.
did you ever M-E-ET a glubbin lime or did you just construct a fantasy of them based around your own little lovey-dovey echo chamber? limebloods were pyros, to a one; flames shootin outta their hands, settin fires where they stood, even spittin it from their mouths they were a threat to everyone around them and i ripped the caste from our genome for the good of soseaty
Since when did any tr9ll in the hist9ry 9f 9ur species had the A6ILITY t9 c9ntr9l fire, the limes 9n 6ef9rus were never a6le t9 d9 that they just had incredi6le psi9nic talent, als9 9h the t9pic 9f psi9nics say 9h great leader, was it part 9f y9ur plan t9 use 9ur friend mituna as a fuckin 6attery just like every 9ther g9ld 6l99d, g9g such vile cruelty its en9ugh t9 make me sick.
SINC-E T)(-E FIRST TIM-E A MOT)(-ER GRUB S)(AT OUT A STUPID GLUBBLIN LIM-EBLOOD YOU D-ENS-E MOT)(-ERFUCK-ER boat lets not dwell on that, lets talk about the OT)(-ER shrimp it seams you never got through your dumb runt skull: that grubby mustard helmsman was never my frond! i was never blessed with your dream-memories of beautiful beforus! i never even bothered to learn his name! he was a rebel, and his punishment was to become a tool, and that was all he ever was to me!
Exactly, that's my p9int meenah y9u never 69thered t9 learn anything! Y9u never tried, n9r cared, just think if y9u t99k a m9ment t9 st9p and g9 "what if I tried learning these pe9ple's names? Their struggles and suffering" then may6e y9u c9uld 9f really experienced at least Mayne a tiny 9UNCE 9f EMPATHY in that shriveled, 6eating 6l99d-pushers 9f y9urs, 6ut n9, y9u watched tr9lls suffer f9r s9 s9 s9 many sweeps, y9u kn9w the w9rse part is that a part 9f me still fucking f9rgives y9u and it makes me s9 s9 angry.