My friends all HATED me. 8ecause the only role model I had was YOU. And not even the REAL you. Just a 8∞k you wrote that was 90% smut! I crippled my friend. I 8LINDED my 8est friend. I KILLED my friends. 8ecause the ONE lesson your 8∞k taught me, the ONLY thing of note that wasn't SMUT, was that revenge had to 8e 8ig. It had to 8e painful. And it had to 8e a fucking 8ulge measuring contest.
Kult: +26
Kull: +9
Total: 35
Ratio: 2.89