~>Guten Morgen!!! It h@s been some time since I h@ve posted.... but I @m @lw@ys to see @ny of you stop by to mein b@kery :) We @re h@ving @ but of @ speci@lty tod@y! Mond@y Morning Mimos@s for brunch! Come stop in if you need @ bit of @ pick-me up. Hours @re posted on ze door!<~
~>Cockt@il! Bit of fine sp@rkling wine or ch@mp@ign p@ired with citrusround juice. I serve it with @ bit of chocol@te @round ze rim of ze gl@ss @nd some fresh crepes to p@ir :)<~
⚞ YEAH YEAH OKAY LITTLE MAN THAT'S REAL COOL do you got like meat on bagles or something. i'm looking to get my fuckinggggggg CARNIVORE ON. alternatively are you on the menu ⚟
~>B@gels? J@. @nd I do @lso c@ter to @ more c@rnivore diet... I im@gine you like things @ bit more on ze r@re side? I c@n to z@t.... in terms of being on ze menu? You m@y h@ve to, wh@t's ze s@ying? Butter me up first before z@t ;)<~
⚞ I WANT THAT SHIT TO BLEED. i want you to put a fucking live beast on that bagel for all i care. i don't GIVE a shit. just serve me meat on that damn plate and if it's good i will fund your bakery for the next SWEEP also this is a hit new saying that i'm making the fuck up: what kinda butter aka WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE ⚟
~>Und your wish is mein comm@nd, your Highness. Wh@t I me@nt by z@t is... simply keep smooth t@lking @nd we vill see wh@t h@ppens. My @v@il@bility is in my pinned posy @nd on ze door of ze shop. Come by @nytime~<~
⚞ alright hypothetically is your hours flexible for a royal if the answer isn't yes then i don't CARE i'll show up anyway and you better be there or i'm putting YOU on the bagel and eating THAT take that as you will ⚟
i'LL havE to SWing by! SomEthing to pEp my StEp~