What was that...?? BEFORE I HIT THE SLIME who want me... AS THEIR PRIMARY CARE PRACTITIONER??
I would be interested!
What was that...?? I. I. I. OH GOD. DO I EVEN HAVE IT IN ME TO TREAT SOMEONE WITH YOUR PROWESS?????? You are a god among the common troll intellect. A GOD, DAMNIT!!!!!! How could I ever hope to provide general doctoring to someone as masterful at many crafts as YOU are?????? I will take this to heart... This is a compliment that will last me...
Don't get it overtly twisted. I am in fairly desperate conditions as of late. Hiding in the woods for weeks on end does something to a man. Even an awesome manly man like me. In standard circumstances, I would be seeking only the best medical attention. ...But, I gotta say, being taken care of by a mind of such similar intellect like yours is quite enticing. If you truly prove yourself, perhaps I could see it becoming a regular thing...
What was that...?? Oh!! OH!!!! Oh, yes!! YES OF COURSE!!!! This makes nothing but sense!!!! But, that makes sense, because it's coming from you. All you've ever done is prove to be one of the most REASONABLE users on this accursed website. THIS SURPRISES NO ONE. Even an awesome manly man cannot withstand the whims of the woods, yes. This is practical thinking. Very practical. With this in mind, AND IT IS IN MIND, I will set aside only the best of my possessions, so that I may treat you with the best of my ability when you emerge from the woods. I WILL PROVE MY ABILITY. To you, I will prove it. PROVE IT SOOO GOOD!!!!!! I have noticed there is a rusty one seeking you out. Keep me INFORMED. When you're out of those woods I will CLEAR my schedule FULLY!!!!!!