♠ hated by @undyingGenius
For all your supposede Valour, Thou name remindst, of lurid thingse, of which I shoulde not spelle out, lest the childe in mine care sneak 'pon the device, once againe.
Hath thou never heardst, of an Accente? How crude, and unrefinede, thou mustst Be.
≈ AND HERE'S why — this — IS a — good thing... ≈
your mad i have more quarters than you

Nah
>>| but where's the fun to get them .off guard?

What was that...?? I know you!!!! I remember when everyone stole your schematics to make other robot-y pizzerias!!!! It was really funny!!!! You were nearly bankrupt!!!! In support of a fellow sane man of science who everyone THINKS is insane I started a petition for your legal aid!!!! No one signed it. But that's okay!!!!

I mean, that wasn't my intent, but yeah they are. The defamation case is pretty strong. Though a lot of them take creative liberties enough to avoid legal action...
I think you may need to read some more books, sir.

Afton Sandler's Five Crazy Nights At Freddy's
I'm going to attack you
11M 20RRY M4N 11 H0P3 20M30N3 3L23 W4N72 Y0U

thats the idea!

uh.
I think there might be a bug that's turning all my "likes" into "hates"
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I don't think i wiww. Good day.
Going to the shooting wange today. I can assuwe you I can be twusted with wawge fiweawms and othew weaponwy of the sowt. down with #swashingsatuwday , #fiweawmfwiday is fowevew

☆Kause guns will always be Kooler than your stupid ass Knifes☆
=>>firearMs løøk way Møre viølent than knives and blades i guess!>>>

TO COMPLIMENT YESTERDAYS THEME, BEHOLD: #STAFFSATURDAY.
[⚙︎ ...I think it's best you 'n' I just go our separate ways. ⚙︎]
Ok dude I really do not care for your species' racism heirarchy lmfao

\ f1ve n1ghts w1th a bear... why d0es that s0und fam1l1ar? /

I WOU/D CONSSIDER CU//ING YOUR PARTNERSS TO BE A FAI/URE BUT I SSUPPOSSE THATSS ON/Y SSOMETHING A SSANE TRO// WOU/D SSAY ISSNT IT >8?

A KNIFE WI// DO NOTHING IF I A/READY KNOW TO KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR IT >8/ EVEN MY C/AWSS ARE MORE CONCEA/ED YHAN ANY SSIMP/E KNIFE COU/D BE >8{

IF I HAD ANY INTERESST IN JOINING THEM BEFORE I WOU/D MOSST DEFINITE/Y SSAY I HAVE /ITT/E INTERESST IN JOINING THEM NOW >83 EVEN SSTI// I CANT ASSSSUME THEY KEPT THEIR SSENSSESS SHARP SSINCE YOU MANAGED TO CU// THEM DESSPITE YOUR OWN ADMISSSSION OF YOUR /ACKING SSTRENGTH >8/
>> LITTLE. HOP BEAST STILL MAD ???!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAH HOO HOOO
>> AAAHH AAAAAAAHH AAHHG AAHH AAH THE PAIN MY NOSE

[|87 :: To be fa;r before we un;f;ed under the bayonet you were trash talk;n h;s day so 1 am not surpr;sed by th;s outcome

☆we gotta shove that #slashingsaturday dorK in a loKKer and use it for target praKtice☆
>>| your words. this week .i blasted .off .a clown with .a rifle.

[|87 :: Some trolls fa;l to see the beauty of fly;n v;scera cred;ted by a po;nt blank shotgun blast. But to each the;r own!

i'll wait with absolute trepidation XD

dude your life is funny as hell
>> HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OH HO HO "WILLLY" I AM BUSTING MY SEAMS IN LAUGHTER HAHAHAH C AN YOU HEAR ME FROM MY LAB HAHAHAHA
>> THE ONLY THING ILL BE LOOKING UP IS UR MEDICAL RECORDS !!!!!!!!!!!! JHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE #DIE
>> JEJEJEJE HEHEHADJHHSABSA YOU THINK YOU CAN FIND ME GOLDIE??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GOOD LUCK !!!!!!!!!!!! IDIOT !!!!!!!!!!! BUFFOON !!!!!!!!!!! FLARPER !!!!!!!!!
>> HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA #IDIOT #CANTREAD
>> I DONT WAN T TO HEA R IT FUR BEAST HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA #OWNED

call me sweet tits and tell me t0 kill myself i kn0w y0u want t0 and d0dging ar0und the subject makes y0u l00k like a l0ser #suggestive #suicidebaiting

 ̄\ your name has 3 ls its unnatural / ̄

this is my page, s0

don't let WILIAM silence u

i want t0 kiss a nasty man #nsfw
youre seein somethin alright
𓄀 i abs⌖-p⌖sitively d⌖ n⌖t kn⌖w wh⌖ ya are, and i abs⌖l-fʊckin-lʊtely aint given a fat rats ass either. WILLLY afft⌖n, sir, ⌖ʊt here named after a bʊlge. crazy better than the dick in ass pers⌖n ⌖r whatever anyh⌖w, aint heard ⌖f it, pardner; n⌖, any s⌖rt ⌖f missing wrigglers, im 'b⌖ʊt 150 ⌖dd sweeps and if it aint making it t⌖ the wastelands, it aint n⌖thin imp⌖rtant. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃

man i miss pizza
𓄀 ya talk like ya p⌖ʊr'd s⌖me c⌖ffee ʊp ya ass. reads as several layers ⌖f neʊr⌖tic and a few m⌖re layers ⌖f anxi⌖ʊs. fʊnny t' read n⌖netheless. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
Well as a somewhat infamous streamer who owns five ovens I don't need everyone knocking on my door, but I am somewhat near there haha
So the first night is never usually that bad in any of the games

daily affirmations: you are straight you are not gay you are super tall you are better looking than dirk

alternia itself might be flat, but it is also balanced on four trunkbeasts standing on top of a giant aquatic shellbeast.
BREAKING NEWS: A faithful veiwer has informed us of this ground breaking news story: ALTERNIA IS CONFIRMED FLAT after the most recent expedition in the Cullover 13 satellite has sent back the first non-altered-by-quantum-interference images of alternia and have proven it to be FLAT!! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

hhhh he is still a highbloodicantdothat.

mykismesis spentallofmymoney. howshouldidealwithhim? hewassupposedtopay off my debts. now moneymaw seacrash is coming for us.
My Jack Noir. The one who worked for me, then betrayed me, then was recruited by a cueball.
The only thing I regret about killing my Noir is that it erased everything I built. Fortunately I still have his employer to take THAT out on.
iit 2uck2 beiing riight about everythiing all the tiime. a cur2e. hopefully you never under2tand.
look, iif you need any more proof ju2t go look toward2 the one currently grantiing wii2he2. Theiir power, although II wiill not 2ay iit, ii2 2omewhat liimiited. For an iin2tance II 'wii2hed' a 2awdu2t 2lurpee iinto thii2 uniiver2e, iit doe2 not mean that iit diidn't already exii2t 2omewhere el2e. The maniipulatiion come2 from fiindiing a parallel enough ca2e two 2wap iit from. II really 2hould not be talkiing about thii2 at all. What II am 2ayiing ii2 go fuck your2elf, you aiin't gettiing the code, 2omeone very tru2tworthy got iit and fucked my tiimeliine, go enjoy a 2awdu2t 2lurpee wiith me later iin2tead. btw thii2 al2o mean2 that whatever wa2 there before ii2 now iin the other uniiver2e, and theiir realiity of a 2awdu2t 2lurpee ii2 no more.
2eriiou2ly though, the la2t iidiiot II 2ent that code two actually ran iit, a lot of bad 2hiit happened becau2e of iit iin other tiimeliine2, II 2tiill do not know exactly what happened iin miine. 2tiill workiing out the detaiil2. Ba2iically though, there'2 no power iin wii2he2, there ii2 however power iin tho2e who can act upon other people'2 iinput two enact change. The water doe2n't matter, iit'2 the cup around the water whiich matter2 here.
II could 2ent you 2ome compiileaable ~ATH code two prove iit, but II am actiively tryiing not two make the 2ame mii2take2 II mu2t have made iin my own tiimeliine thank you very much.
Through diirect quanta entanglement and maniipulatiion of the uniiver2e, techniically anythiing ii2 both po22iible and not po22iible. IIt'2 le22 makiing wii2he2 come true, and more diirect maniipulatiion of matter and 2pacetiime two make a 2peciifiic outcome iin a tiimeliine occur.

console.log("well yøu have literally nøthin better tø dø sø this wasn't abøut yøu øbviøusly");

console.log("if yøu're seein this"); console.log("find sømethin møre prøductive tø dø"); console.log("yøu're døøm scrøllin");
Ranch saga guy and Trollbama jokes guy. That's all I do. Also I spew bullshit.
I AM A VERY TRUSTWORTHY WISH GRANTER. ->
So close yet so far.
thats private information im kind of incognito on this account.
youre on my shitlist but yeah of course.

dni british people dni homos dni homosexual british people

im homophobic and i hate gay people

the jester militia is astutely aware of how much coffee is consumed by the average troll populous. THATS WHY YOU SHOULD GROW YOUR OWN, TO AVOID BEING A KNOWN METRIC.
We at Blackhat Incorporated are proud as always to announce that we have come out with fresh merchandise to show your appreciation to us and the cause! We will be releasing plushies (both normal and exploding), posters, banners, and even garden gnomes that come with a free Blackhat tophat! The picture below shows our most sought after, and LIMITED poster of Black Hat himself. Please do enjoy, and buy while you still can. Time is limited! - Blackhat Incorporated https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fd6bed397f5e.jpeg

Fuck it, Sylink for president (in the next election cycle). I'll m★ke everything worse but I'll h★ve ★ b★ckbone ★bout it.
Puppetism is very real. #EndPuppetism #VoteForShyDirk
Someone wants to hop on Caliborns dick. #nsfw
Wow so you want someone who's evil to be in power? Thanks for showing your ass, buddy.
#ShyDirkForPresident. People we are facing hard times across the TL. Trollbama doesn't support puppets, there is evil everywhere and he doesn't even care. How long have we been asking for that Cronus to be gone? Forever. And what has Trollbama done? NOTHING. He doesn't care about his voters. #VOTEFORSHYDIRK

Shy Dirk is running for president?? Fuck it, sure! #shydirkforpresident

Caliborn is not a citizen of Earth-C and cannot be President at this current time. We’ve been over this.
Wow just because he's shy? You really are hateful. Fuck you.
ᐖ SAᐖEGE OLE MAN ᐛ
ᐖ ᐖIᐖNT U JOIN LIEK YESRᐖAY. BRUHG U JUS TOO NEW LAWL ᐛ

WHY ISS EVERYONE MAKING TIER/ISSTSS NOW >8? WHY ARE WE HUMORING THISS AT A// >8?

WHO ARE YOU??

#TIERLIST: S: A HANDFUL OF YOU. D: THE REST OF YOU. F: ANOTHER HANDFUL OF YOU.

S, for Sylink ★, For those closest to me B, For friends Somewhere between C ★nd F for the rest of you.

࣪⊹₊˚{ I SAID STOOOOP PITYING MEEEE!!!! \}*ロ*{/ \}*ロ*{/ \}*ロ*{/ \}*ロ*{/ #seriously #flukingstop }˚₊⊹ ࣪

MY TIERLIST: PERFECT: ME NOT PERFECT: NOT ME

i think youre being rude for no reason, which is typical for trolls, but stupid, seeing as theres troll governmental powers on the site who could get supes offended. Your name is Willly, which kinda sounds like a euphemism. And also I'm kinda thirsty and need to get some water, which has absolutely nothing to do with you but im going to let it affect my rating anyways because im not a judge. 6/10 user fairly middle of the road, not the first guy on the site to try and do the Hated Poster bit, you have a gentlemanly haircut though

I DONT KNOW. i dont know. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT. i dont know what to do about it. IM SORRY FOR BEING SO USELESS. im sorry for being so useless.

DOES ANYONE. does anyone. DOES ANYONE WANT TO BE FRIENDS. does anyone want to be friends. WITH ME. with me. SORRY IF IT IS TOO MUCH. sorry if it is too much. SORRY IF IT IS TOO MUCH TO ASK. sorry if it is too much to ask.
Sorry bub! Its your two meathooks only.

pokey minch did nothing wrong.

I can't wait to see how this turns out.

You should definitely go outside to check.

You should walk outside and greet it with no weapons.

(=^・⩊・^=) < I'M A CHUD! I'M A CHUD! I'M A FAT LIL' CHUD!

GOOD MORNING CHITTR.

|mmm try|gn to type cleArely my bAd #t|ethemuptuesdy #t|ethemuptuesdAy ok there w go

hppy #t|etheemuptsuedAy :)
[☠︎︎] SO WHERE DO I FIND BOOBS ON THIS THING #NSFW [☠︎︎]
(i found a funny code, it says: t1ck t0ck 8r8k H34DS honk HONK chittr should i run it?) Woof

the way i see it kyogre is surrounded whats under the ocean? thats right more earth

[NA] is now online! bondage beam #tiethemuptuesday #nsfw (just in case)

What's going on everything tab? I'm posting from my profile so I can't see what kind of atrocities you're all up to.

n0thing matters

:33< make meow :33c

:33< meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

didnt you krill a bunch kids or sumn
yknow ☭he working ☭as☭e
my hands hurt so bad never make art its not worth it

anyway. i bought some new pens for work. these babies are gonna be signing off aLLLL my important documents -v-

yeah i do take you for an idiot actuaLLLLy so congrats on figuring that out -v-

and whaddaya gonna do about it. gonna buiLLd another fuckass robofurry and stuff a kid in it again? -v-

[Tiratop is now acting as AUTO RESPONDER]
Why, Jesus Christ is the Son of God and our Savior. Everything from His ministry to His death He did for us. He died for our sins, forgiving us in the eyes of God. He is one of the prime figures of Christianity, of which I am a priest and prophet of. God speaks to me just as He spoke to Isaiah, Jeremiah, Lamentations, Ezekiel, and Daniel. I am one and the same, but instead a troll. I am meant to bridge the gap between trollian ignorance and salvation! - Psalm 4:8

yeah ok freddy fuckbear

I aam frequently aawaakke during the daay, I suffer from insomniaa. I aam perfectly aawaare of whaat daaylight is likke. NOw run aalong, your big boy workkshop aawaaits you aand I aam getting tired
Don't worry, friend, I'm more than used to this song and dance. After all, they hated Jesus because he was right! I /do/ sincerely hope you'll find it in you to accept God into your heart. You seem very well-spoken, albeit ignorant. You could be quite a remarkable Christian and help bring the good word forward with such a vernacular. Ah well, such is wishful thinking! - John 3:36

ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Ohhhh, I know who EWE are, audaciously apparent Mr. Affton… ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Yer bio is right. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < I also quite like ewe exactly where ewe are. In a cabin alone. On the cusp ‘o a CR 4 encounter with somethin’ that can move through other creatures and objects as if they was boglike difficult terrain thicker than saliva soaked syrup on a plate ‘o tar pit pancakes!!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < It’s just… ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < I don’t see Legislacerators as much better???? Like???? At all????? They cull just as many kids, if not more, and they do it under the supposed alignment of Good when they’re really more alike Chaotic Evil murderhobos willin’ to enforce or ignore the laws as it suits ‘em!!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < That. And I really want out of the Hatchmate Location. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < So I am happy t’be your ember editor and arcane auditor. If there’s one spell I can conjure up quicker than a cantrip…IT’S FIREBALL.

hm yeah i bet youd say that freddy fivenights guy with a suspicious reference to chiLLd murder in your pinned post

FOr diurnaal beings perhaaps
Oh, but rejecting His blessings would be so foolish! You'd be condemning yourself to a path quite dark and lonely, and I'd hate to rest with the knowledge that you've made such a poor decision. I mean- you aren't the first, nor will you be the last, but it still rests heavy on my shoulders. AH! See there! That's a blessing in disguise! God blessed you with the ability to recognize the potential danger of an unknown shadow, and now you can act accordingly! If that ain't a sprinkle of divine intervention, I don't know what is. HALLELUJAH! - Matthew 1:21

the onLLy businesstroLLLLs i respect are the guys at sanrio who got together and decided that the newest mascot they gotta make shitLLoads of merch for is the sad egg with the dumptruck ass
To all fellas online, hi!! To all ladies online, heey~ To all tthe people who dontt gaf, howdy!!

I believe aa midnight naap is in order
Sorry to disappoint, but God's always watching over us, friend! His presence in our lives is a guarantee, but we should not reject Him for this, but rather find solace in the promise of protection!... So long as you're on the right path, of course. That aside, God has already blessed your day, as you are one of His children. Go forth with blessings! - Luke 23:46

You are not a paragon of good taste.

stretching so hard you hear the sound of metal creaking mornin yall

I seek only to respond in a manner I see fit.

Anonymous querist: "Ever heard of the Missing Children's Incident of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Parlor? Such a horrific tragedy, five highblood children culled in most gorey fashion and yet no meaningful remains found..!" Oh dear. That reminds me of an event that happened long ago on Earth. The bite of '87...

8ulgy want 8oing 8oing

console.log("yøur egø is øver engørged"); console.log("yøu're sø insecure and it shøws "); console.log("i bully yøu før fun");

my fUckIn brEezE stAbilizEr is mOrE high tech than yOUr shItAss bots hAhahahA

console.log("i built my øwn twø limbs øut øf scrap metal and my øwn blueprints and they're strønger than bluebløøds");

console.log("yøur tøys are stupid cømpared tø all my hard wørk"); console.log("yøu made a jøke øf my field øf study and it makes me deeply upset that yøu're still arøund");

:33< im gr33n fur an amazing reason
instead of saying tch we should say yay!!!
It's only a once a week occurance it isn't THAT 8ad.
Um, someone who is too 8adass to worry a8out picking up their shit?
Stepped on a d4. OW. I really need to start picking up my dice on the floor. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a08cf7a4c0a2.jpg

forgor

$ee i kinda felt bad ¢au$e after i ¢ommented that i $¢rolled enough to $ee the ¢ontext i think i thought of my buddy dying and needed to rea¢t like you $aid $omething ¢ompletely in$ane to ¢ope. anyway$.

Listen m★n no m★tter how you slice it I'm just not going to find culling children cool. Not for ★ny mor★l re★son just th★t like, it's kind★ low h★nging fruit isn't it?

its a game series called five nights at freddys where you play as a security guard named michael afton who spends 5 nights as a security guard in a pizzeria with haunted animatronics!! youre the main bad guy :)

Ok★y well, I feel ★s though you m★y h★ve ★ bi★s. I suspect you ★re ★ngry ★t me for not finding your culling of children b★d★ss.

wait the fnaf guy is here??

Do you think if I get p★thetic enough it will loop b★ck ★round to being ★ctu★lly re★lly cool?

oh yeah for the record i did kill the ogres #saraSBURBsession

SKITTERS ACROSS YOUR TIMELINE.

⚞ i don't need to be smart when i'm THIS FUCKIN ATTRACTIVE!!!!!!!! you're not smart OR attractive though..... must be a sucky existence 8/ didja clean your glasses yet? ⚟

grunkle stunkle (and the funkle bunkle)


console.log("heiress abøut yøu're fuckin pathetic"); console.log("it's impressive høw sad this is");

No no I don't c★re ★bout th★t it's just like, I dunno? It's not ex★ctly uncommon for young ones to die?

damn weren’t you like JUST hatched

console.log("it's the twink ass bunnies isn't it"); console.log("i bet yøu take it frøm behind wearin øne øf them"); console.log("i just gøtta figure øut which"); console.log("#nsfw");

console.log("i bet it's øne øf the høp beasts"); console.log("yøu strike me as sømeøne whø idealises that kind øf build");

console.log("i'm gønna weld yøu intø that stupid fuckin fur suit"); console.log("which øne is yøur favørite"); console.log("that'll make før søme dramatic irøny i think");

lowkey need to be more evil

:33< bad mews affton :33< im also a looney

console.log("i think i cøuld make sømethin møre impressive then yøur sweeps ancient half baked bullshit technøløgy "); console.log("what fuckin røbøt mech suit has a weakness tø a drøp øf water fuckin executin the persøn inside"); console.log("inventer øf shitty deathtraps"); console.log("i made cuttin edge fuckin røbøtics and yøu make a møckery øf the entire field "); console.log("gø fuck yøurself yøu twinkish suspenders wearin cølør misspellin prick");

:33< im awake anyathing intpurresting going on?
MMMM for now... least till the truffle hog gets a sniff of ya
:33<no one efurr likes to roleplay anymore!! :(( where are our zombiestuck aus!!!
a shack cant protect you froM a DeDicateD purple Motherfucker >:o)

(ᵕó_ò) ❣︎

I blackmail everyone. And I like to keep it in my pocket for when I need it. Just don't have any crazy revolutionary ideas and we are fine.
BREAKING NEWS: We don't choose out sponsors. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: Alcoholism on the rise, more importantly this news broadcast has been sponsored by Utterly Vodka, the strongest vodka around. #substance THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Screenshots say otherwise.

Don't you have a lawsuit to cover up.

⚞ spotless? that's what YOU think is SPOTLESS???? eeeuuuuhhhh... i meeeaaaannnnn... whatever helps you hit the slime at night, ya fuckin codger ⚟
i Dont neeD hair outta My face to see your seX life is Drier than bones left in the alternian SUN

⚞ i'm surprised you could see my post from how FILTHY your fuckin GLASSES ARE!!!! ⚟

Why.
right?? whats the point of being a bitch if youre not even SEXY about it? :o/
ᐖ PHOEBE FATBEAR......... ᐛ
Maybe if you werent a thorn in everyboDys siDe you woulDnt have this probleM. coMMenting on any Motherfuckers post like you own the place. get a life!

⚞ i didn't fuckin ask what YOU'D describe your attitude as!!! NOR DO I CARE!!!!!!!!!!! my condolences though. i'd have a real shit disposition too, if i was """so busy""" that i didn't have time to fuck some cute bitches. i AM impressed that you subverted the 'hot old guy' trope though!!! GOOD JOB!!!!!!! ⚟
ᐖ MR FUᑈKNIGHTS AT FORBIES?????????????????????????????????? ᐛ

ok fine willly even tho u are strange

same thing
Well †f y¤u keep try†ng t¤ advance †n an†matr¤n†css, jusst kn¤w † have a PATENT!!! httpss://f†le.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/unj.jpg

is that fuckign wiliam affton
†'m talk†ng ab¤ut my damn c¤mpany!!! The enterta†nment franch†sse **†** ¤pened and *****D†DN'T***** murder any ch†ldren at!
N¤, n¤!! Y¤U cla†m t¤ have †nvented Fazbear...R¤b¤t†css? †. †t'ss Fazbear Enterta†nment. At leasst, that'ss what † †nvented.








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