
Rouxls Kaard Official
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What? Whye art thou Lookinge Here? The real "materiel" is below-eth.
I muste Professe, to not beinge much a fan of Puppeteeres. I hath never seen-eth proofe, that they wash-eth, their handse.
Some of you truly neede to make up your God Damn Minde.
I finde this sudden, turn-around, as it were-eth, on puzzles to be. Welle. Puzzlinge. But, as the Duke of such, I wille not complaine, and will simply nod approvingly, as is so rare of myself to do-eth. Mine subjects truly suck much ass, sometimese.
I was tolde I should "Be at the Club". What? With that... thinge? You can Scarcely get a word out around them. Them, as in, there are multiple of them. I am prettye sure that they are a she. But three. Three she's, and one bigge Annoyance. No Thanke You.
If your butte hath a hole, might I suggest, patchinge it. #suggestive
Accepte no imitationes, nor bending, of the Rouxls.
Like two shippes in the knight I mean night, we hath passede, againe...
Okaye, but for reale, I am busye. With thinges. And children most splatulente.
Also, what the hecke doth it meane when someone hits all those funny little suite symbols under thou's poste?
Despite mine grande appearance, as it turnes out, I am to be... imminently preoccupiede. The boy of sons, of which is not mine-eth, but the boy son boy of the Kinge, requireth attentione. And by that I meane, a prop, for his game of Lancer-balle,
Hello, webbed-site colloquially known as, Chittr. What a funny name. Like, a buge, that skitters, across mine floor. Nowe, nowe. I know what thou must-eth be thinkinge. Duke Kaard, of your utmost, handsome-eth countenance. I hath seen-eth, your Face, here before. Welle, I am goinge to address this puzzlinge mystery. Those guyseth, are, as it turns out, complete fakeres. Or, at the very leaste, slightly less handsome look-alikes. Or maybe, cards, of another deck. At the very minuscule-eth minimum. Their dedication, Weak. Their puzzles, Weak. Their Charminge smile, Weak. Their Weakness, Profounde. This account, mind, is the "reale deale", as it were. And we wille be bringing to thou, reale-style. On the frequent. And notte. Dropping spoiled contente, as it were-eth. If thou know-eth, thou know-eth. And I know-eth, for I am huge of braine and wisdom.






