Rouxls Kaaard Official
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What? Whye art thou Lookinge Here? The real "materiel" is below-eth.
CHIPS AHOYETH, LANDLUBBERS! Is whatte I woulde saye, If I could findst, mine Pirate Hatte.
IDIꐦT LꐦST HIS HAT HAHAHA Dꐦ YꐦU NEED A NEW ꐦNE.
THATS MY THING. BEING RUDE. AT LEAST I ꐦFFERED.
For, Ahem, #matespritmonday, I offere Pon thoust, One Pitye Date. Because I knowe you needst it.
I am Also, not actually Allergick, to Catse.
I am also, Allergick to Immature Bratse.
MINE ALLERGIESE.
၄⋆၃ me when the aa aaaa AXHOOO
Get these Catse away from me.
me with d࿔gs. can we trade?
What are you on about
ew y0ur blue, i like the c0l0r red m0re cuz it l00ks awes0mest.
reAl :( cAtss r scArey
hi im mr penis thanks! keep up the good work! we love you!
Youths art socializinge in mine Postse.
Art thou mysterious in a Spooky waye or in a Sexy waye?
yes
၄⋆၃ shrug
၄⋆၃ huzzah shout pole :)
:33 < mew aura farm?
i literally did it at the party but your stupid ass passed out asleep before it happened
:33 < hmmmm :33 < how convenient that i didnt s33 it beclaws i suppawsedly "passed meowt"
you literally did. like in the middle of truth or dare. which sucked cause i bet you wouldve given good dare's
:33 < i knyow... im actmewally really upset ameowt it beclaws i spent like. 4 hours trying to fucking do truth or dars.
always a next time i guess
Why art thou allst glubbinge so much? Art thou Drowninge? Someone shouldst get Onne that.
I hath been tolde, that I should Looke into the career pathe of Self Helpe Guru. Because, I am so Goode at makinge People feel Goode about themself. I will Considere this.
It would be, if nothing else, very funny!
Welle, Even if I do Notte agree with the sentimentst, entirely, Making one Laughe is simply another Route towards making them feel Goode. So if that wouldst be the case, which it wouldst notte be, it would still be considered A Success.
I Cannote belief I am sayinge this, but I hath Discovered a Heirarchiye of which I want Nothinge to Do with. Certaine Peoples seem doth believe that the more one Stanks, nay, Reekes, the more Desirable they Art. No Thanke You. #suggestive
You are literally the only person around here ALWAYS talking about the way people smell. Insane self report lmao
Alsoe, doth thou just Waite around for Postes you might toss Barbse at Unpromptedst? Where did you get your Manners? The Discount Store for Rude Babiese? Begone, foul social Buzzarde.
I was already going to not respond but you haadd to double back. Lol.
Oh, so it is only a Probleme if You art notte the one Throwing an Unwarranted Insulte. I seest.
Taketh a Seate, Worms. Relaxst a while. It is goode for thou.
Mine Eyes, growe heavy. Mine limbs, growe heavy. Mine bootye... Well, Anyway. Goode night.
xx_SLEEP_TITE_BOOTAY_MAN_xx
Gette out of Mine Notificationse, you unpleasante little Goblin.
၄⋆၃ gets IN your notifixations sorry bud im in your notifixations now :(
I don'te knowe who thou art, but you aren't spamminge mine posts with reacts of revilement. So you may staye. For nowe.
Now, Sir Rouxls, you may Aske, why doth your puzzles, at times, have such Obvious solutions? Well, my little subjecte, tis quite simple. A Puzzle, is meante, to be solved. If it has no Solution, it is no Puzzle. It is Bull Shit. Whilst I might show Frustratione from mine Tactics being so thoroughly Thrashed, in Truthe, mine heart swells with joye. Mine clubs, diamonds, and spades as welle. For the Solving of a Puzzle denotes that the one to Do So hath Growne from their experience, and as a Magnanimous Duke, the Growth of my Subjects ist mine Prioritye.
this is inspiring. thank you rouxlls kaard duke of puzzlles
And yes, if you were Curious. I do Work Oute.
ooooo :)
[An image of Rouxls with his arm around a small goat child of some sort is attached to the post. The goat is smiling uncomfortably and has grey paint smudged on their fur. The bottom of the image has BESTIES in glitter pen.]
I get the Questione often, And no, I do not spew spittle, whilste I talk. Or whilste I walke. Or whilste I yammer, exposite, or any ambulatory verbs asideth.
Doubt
Rude little thinge that you art. A lacke of elief Suits pleasant conversation not. Begone from mine sight, Worm.
Nah
Doubting for No Reasone, then squatting pon my Poste like a filthy little Gnome? Uncouthe. Unpleasante. Take a Showere, you foul little Creature.
Nah
Then I shalt bestow you with the title of Stinky, for it is the most accurate descriptor I can Conjure for one such as you.
Damn you're giving out pet names
Pet wouldst anoint an implication of Affectione, of which I hath None for you. A Pest Name would be much more Accurate. So scurry on, yon Stinky. Frolick wherever it is you spende your time constructively, Preferably, awaye from Me. As I do notte wish to Experience your Reek any morest.
Nah
Welle, I am not wastinge any more of my Goode Material on an ungrateful little Twerp like you. Goode Nighte.
If any leadere types find themselfse requiring an Individual who art; -Handsome -Brilliante -A Puzzle Auteur -Quite Hotte -Bodaciouse -Much Morest Well, haha, Calle me.
Wh★t's your best puzzle?
Right. Well, if you are looking for employment, I highly suggest you do your best dropping the ridiculous way of typing. Lord, if you talk like that in real life, I would NOT want to be working with you at all.
Welle, That is a complicated Questione. Puzzles art suche a wide and broade subject, after all. It wouldst be difficulte to annoint any as "beste". I am, howevere, quite fonde of the sliding blocke that must align with a Specific Pathe. And thingse, that deal in blocks, in General.
Hath thou never heardst, of an Accente? How crude, and unrefinede, thou mustst Be.
Noted noted, I will keep this in mind.
Excuse me?! I know what a true accent looks like!! And it has NOTHING to do with adding BULLSHIT "e"s at the end of random ass words!!! I am anything but crude and unrefined. I am the great Willly Affton, for fuck's sake!! I will NOT tolerate being talked down upon by some IDIOT LOONEY ON THE INTERNET!!!!!
For all your supposede Valour, Thou name remindst, of lurid thingse, of which I shoulde not spelle out, lest the childe in mine care sneak 'pon the device, once againe.
I am this close to screaming at you over text once again. But there is no reason to, especially if your best retort to my most clear and correct statement about your stupid "accent" is playing such a low card. Willly Affton is a great name. A strong, manly name. I will not tolerate such terrible slander. Good day, may the Alternian Sun burn your skin to a crisp.
Who ist the most powerfule figure arounde these partse?
Lyiing on the iinternet iisn't a good look, bruzza。。✨
D --> I have been asking myself the same question often
It iis not a liie, iit's the siimple truth。。 I am VERY handsome!!✨
I feele as thought I art beinge swarmed by Piranhas.