Why the hell are there tons of people randomly following me. What's going on. Have they not seen me before?? I'm the real, great Willly Affton, damn it!! Inventor and founder of Fazbear Robotics!!! How did they happen to be interested in me and not follow my account beforehand?? I'm mad. I should try to cull a forest creature so I don't feel as mad.
i think you should take it easy, you're gonna pull somethin
... ...Unfortunately. And I absolutely abhor saying this let me tell you. I believe you are correct. Ugh. I've already been trying to deal with many open wounds. It's not smart to pick up another fight. This sucks.
What was that...?? I know you!!!! I remember when everyone stole your schematics to make other robot-y pizzerias!!!! It was really funny!!!! You were nearly bankrupt!!!! In support of a fellow sane man of science who everyone THINKS is insane I started a petition for your legal aid!!!! No one signed it. But that's okay!!!!
Oh my god do NOT fucking bring that shit up to me ever again. I had succesfully forgotten about it. Fuck. Fucking hell. Who do they think they fucking are?!?! Right off the heels of the awful decline of my masterpiece Fredbear's Fabulous Eatery, trying to pick shit back up with Freddy Fazbear's, and ALL THOSE MORONIC IDIOTS SHAT ALL OVER MY WORK BY TAKING THE DESIGN CHOICES BEFORE WE COULD PATENT IT. FUCK. NEVER SAY ANY OF THAT EVER FUCKING AGAIN. UGH!!!! Thank you for starting that petition. I don't care. I am really mad now. Good job.
What was that...?? Okay, okay, okay. I'm using my legitimate doctorate in psychology here. I am sensing... You are mad. Look at it this way... You did it better. Every other attempt was ultimately futile. Each of those blithering fools got what was coming to them. Some in the form of... Mysterious disappearances that I would know nothing about!!!!!! Ultinately I'm terribly sorry to upset you. I'm a huge fan, that's all!!
... ...Hehe. Heaheheh. Haahaahaa!!! Ugh, FINALLY!!!! SOMEONE WITH GOOD FUCKING TASTE!!!!! Okay. Uh. Gotta calm down. It's an awfully unprofessional look. Sigh. Man. I really wish we could have dealt with every single one of those guys head-first. Do you remember that idiot, Edwiin Murray? We were good friends at one point, you know. Yet his ego was so fucking inflated by the end of his life... Frankly, he got what was coming to him! I'm really unsure what the circumstances were exactly, but... ...Um. Whatever it was, may he rest in peace or whatever. Thank you for your lovely words! If you happen to have any questions, I would be more than happy to indulge you in my answers. Heheheh.