Oooh, discussion on the obliteration of twinks, I hear? Well, you all might want to learn a lesson from good old Willly A. here! For I have completely and utterly annihilated an incredible amount of stupid dumbass twinks in my time as a charming romantically open young gentleman! And might I say... Even though I am a little unavailable currently, I will forever be open towards any twinks that happens to want any kind of obliteration. I provide fantastic services of this kind!! Mweaheheahahaa....
What was that...?? MAGNIFICENT TAKE AS ALWAYS, MR. AFFTON. Please sign my beakers.
I would love to, heahaha!! ...Once I get out of this cabin in the woods, that is. Been staying low after the... relatively recent horrific incident of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Parlor with the five missing highblood children. Heaheh. Heheh. Um. Twinks, amirite? Haaahahahaha!!
What was that...?? Only five?? ONLY?????????? Gotta pad those numbers... Which is what I WOULD say if I advocated for culling highblood children!! WHICH I DON'T!!!!!!!! I'M A HEALER WHY WOULD I EVER DO THAT???????????? NO. Twinks!! Yes!! Hahahahahaha!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!
...Hm. I suppose you didn't hear the news. I am surprised you didn't, as you clearly do live somewhere near the Alternian territory of Utta. Perhaps you're just so busy with your professional work recently..? Oh yes, that makes much sense. Haha, hahaha... Anyways yeah the Missing Children's Incident. Five highblood children. Now, I know, I know, in the beautiful art of culling simply FIVE is pretty small. But you simply have to hear the macabre show put on in the animatronics stage the next day... Oh, so much #gore, so much viscera!! Guts strewn about like party banners, words written out in their highly coveted child blood!! Haha, it was truly- ...Uh. Yeah, that's what happened. A shame.
What was that...?? Oh dear, how utterly gruesome and sad and boo-hoo!! I weep openly for those poor, poor, poor highblood children!! Taken too soon, I'm certain. They could have done such wonderful highblood things!! Like... Uh... BE MY PATIENT!!!!!!!! That super important stuff aside, you are a visionary with both your mechanical craft AND your imagery through words!! Truly an AUTHOR of the GHASTLY VISIONS!!!!!! How you impress me more and more by the passing chitt!! The viscera?? The entrails?? The gored bits of grubs far less worth their caste-given class, let alone the privilege of visiting the marvels of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Parlor?? WHAT A SIGHT THAT MUST HAVE BEEN... Oh how I ENVY!! Oh how I YEARN!! Hypothetically, at least.