Willly Affton
@undyingGenius
No need for introductions for all know exactly who I am! ((all art taken and edited from fnaf fangame Five Nights at Frickbear's 3. check it out it's great! no actual association with it or fnaf))
If any leadere types find themselfse requiring an Individual who art; -Handsome -Brilliante -A Puzzle Auteur -Quite Hotte -Bodaciouse -Much Morest Well, haha, Calle me.
...What? You lot's typing quirks get worse by the day. There's not even an option to unquirk! This sucks! Your quirk sucks.
Right. Well, if you are looking for employment, I highly suggest you do your best dropping the ridiculous way of typing. Lord, if you talk like that in real life, I would NOT want to be working with you at all.
Hath thou never heardst, of an Accente? How crude, and unrefinede, thou mustst Be.
Excuse me?! I know what a true accent looks like!! And it has NOTHING to do with adding BULLSHIT "e"s at the end of random ass words!!! I am anything but crude and unrefined. I am the great Willly Affton, for fuck's sake!! I will NOT tolerate being talked down upon by some IDIOT LOONEY ON THE INTERNET!!!!!
For all your supposede Valour, Thou name remindst, of lurid thingse, of which I shoulde not spelle out, lest the childe in mine care sneak 'pon the device, once againe.
I am this close to screaming at you over text once again. But there is no reason to, especially if your best retort to my most clear and correct statement about your stupid "accent" is playing such a low card. Willly Affton is a great name. A strong, manly name. I will not tolerate such terrible slander. Good day, may the Alternian Sun burn your skin to a crisp.
3> What's up with goldbloods and being really, really cute? #youknowwhoyouare <3
As a goldblood who is most definitely not "cute" as a first description. I find this chit very amusing. Heheheh.
HEY YOU! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. I SEE YOU. WANNA #COLLAB? GOOD THINGS IN STORE IF YOU DO! BAD THINGS IN STORE IF YOU DON'T. [⠌]
What is. This "Collabing" you speak of.
YOU #COLLAB MY PROJECT. I #COLLAB YOURS! I'M LOOKING TO PROMOTE MY FUNFAIR. AND IN TURN I'LL PROMOTE WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING. OR OTHERWISE HELP OUT WITH IT SOMEHOW. YOU'RE THE ROBOT RESTAURANT GUY, RIGHT? I KNOW JUST THE THING! [∴]
Hm. Yes. That is me. I have been... In a pickle. The Missing Children Incident put me in hot water and I've had to hide for months at this point. I require... some assistence. I do not accept your deal just yet. I must know more details. But perhaps... This is just what I need.
IF YOU COULD HELP IMPROVE SOME OF THE RIDES OR THE FESTIVE DECOR ROUND HERE - MAYBE LEND US A DROID OR TWO TO PERFORM? IF THAT'S NOT A STRETCH? - I'LL BRING IN SOME GOOD PUBLICITY FOR YOUR BUSINESS. CHANCE TO WIN FREE TICKETS WITH EVERY LARGE PIZZA AT FAZBEAR'S? MAYBE EVEN YOUR OWN FREDDY-AND-THE-BAND SECTION OF THE FUNFAIR? IF YOU HAVE ANY BETTER IDEAS FOR A #COLLAB THOUGH, LET ME KNOW. [∴]
... ...I see. You know what. Yes. Yes, this does sound perfect. This may be exactly what I need... I need a bit more time to come to conclusions. I am already brainstorming some new animatronic designs that could be used for your fair. I will keep a close eye on you, and come back with much anticipated reports.
pic of me and willy from back when we were younger i found while cleaning me stuff out Gog how weve changed @undyingGenius https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3155f46bc554.png
OH MY LORD I REMEMBER THIS NIGHT Such a beautiful memory... So many drinks had and lovely stories told, haa haa! Those were the days, eh Barrry..?
FUCKING DAMN IT IS NOTHING SACRED IN THIS BLOODY WORLD
barrry im so sorry for you. my deepest and truest condolensces. if you ever need a friend, you know you can always call me up. i might be in a fickle situation myself, but i can drop everything to support a dear childhood friend in such awful trying times.
thanks mate, youre sound out lad dont let anyone tell you otherwise
sigh i really needed to hear that barrry i really needed it love you, man
Sigh. Okay. Hello everybody. I'm present. Waves around. Anyone miss me haha? Whatever. I have been doing well. Left the cabin in the woods after I got patched up by some kind travelling mediculler or whatever. Yet I'm still FUCKING HIDING UUGGHH. Just in back alleys rather than a dingy shack in the forest, is all. Bluhgh. Not like ANYONE will FUCKING CARE! FUCK! YOU ARE ALL FUCKING MORONS!!! I AM WASTING MY PRECIOUS TIME EVEN BOTHERING BEING HERE!!!!! FUCK
hAvE yOU mAdE AnythIng cOOl yet. lIkE AnythIng.
READ YOU DUMBASS READ IVE BEEN HIDING THIS WHOLE TIME FOR SO LONG I DID SOMETHING AMAZING. AND IVE JUST BEEN FUCKING HIDING EVER SINCE. AND I CANT FUCKING DO ANYTHING!!!! FUUCK
yOU can do shit in hIdIng it's not that hard
Fine. Fine, you are right. It is possible. It was a lot less possible when i was just in the fucking woods! But yes, now that I am hiding in alleyways currently, yes it is possible. I am not looking forward to the arduous process of creation in this context. Particularly out of the likelihood I may get caught. But there is literally nothing better to do. So to brainstorming it is. Ugh.
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Sigh. Who are you refering to?
Willly Affton is a strong name. A manly name. An excellent name. I have spoken of this ad nauseum on here in the past, and it has gotten me nowhere. All of you have terrible, awful taste. That is all.
Well, the messanger has terrible, awful taste. I literally stated that exact thing previously. Can you not fucking read?! I knew all of you were morons but any lack of reading comprehension is a new low.
au contraire my neutrally named chum i never said those were my opinions just that the post was probably referring to you perhaps it is you who needs to read better old chum
Don't speak to me like you are above me. Your words were obviously too disgustingly simplistic to come to such a positive conclusion on your end in particular. This conversation is over.
Yo #neighborhour
Do you need something?
Nah
Alright. Nice mustache I guess. You could definitely take a better picture for your profile, though. It's a bit unflattering.