@undyingGenius — #slashingsaturday
...Why isn't my invention #SlashingSaturday catching on nearly as much as #FirearmFriday. Go ready your blades and misc. honorable weapons, damn it!! It's a special day, the first #SlashingSaturday!!!
In celebration of #SlashingSaturday, I culled a bear last night! It did not go well. It also slashed me pretty bad. But I was able to slash and stab at its vital organs (#Gore? I guess?) in order to protect myself! Haahaa! Haahaahaaa! I need to seek some kind of medical help soon. So much for my Fifth Night at this site, ugh. #Violence
Reminder everybody!! Tonight is #SlashingSaturday! So get out your blades and any kind of sharp weapon, hone it, and hone your mastery of it! Heheheh...
Reminder to everybody that tomorrow is the first celebration of #SlashingSaturday! My wonderful creation where one takes pride in any and all weapons of the slashing, stabbing, piercing, etc. type! Brandish your knives, blades, and any other honorable weapon of choice for tomorrow! Mweahahahaha...
Just a reminder for all that tomorrow is #SlashingSaturday! To celebrate, don't forget to brandish whatever kind of weapon you proudfully own that can slash, stab, pierce, or any honorable method of inflicting harm onto others! Maybe get out some training target and give them a couple well-deserved slashes too. After all, you don't want to be losing your touch with the artistry of the blade, hm? Heheheh...
As the founder of #SlashingSaturday, I hereby claim an alliance with the members of #FirearmFriday via the one and only bayonet. Enjoy your day while it lasts. Tomorrow, we slash and stab. Haahaahaa...
#FirearmFriday? Bah! Such malarkey. Who's looking forward to #SlashingSaturday tomorrow, instead!!! My freshly invented tag. Hahahah.