DOOR-TO-DOOR SALESMAN CAME UP TO ME TODAY AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO BUY ANY CHOCOLATE. I'LL BE HONEST, I WAS REAL TEMPTED TO MAKE HIM INTO A DECAL ON THE PAVEMENT TILE, BUT THEN I THOUGHT: "THESE GUYS ARE PRIME #COLLAB MATERIAL." SO I BOUGHT SOME, ASKED HIM TO GIVE ME CORPORATE'S NUMBER. THEY WERE ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD. COULD STOCK THEM UP AT MY FUNFAIR. MORAL OF THE STORY? IF YOU HESITATE BEFORE ANNIHILATING PEOPLE WHO BOTHER YOU, DOORS CAN OPEN TO REALLY GOOD THINGS. [⠌]
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Oh no, a salesman? 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
BAHAHAHA! OH, THAT'S FUNNY. LET'S #COLLAB SOMETIME. [⁙]
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Perhaps some day. My current schedule consists of doing nothing for long periods of time, posting heinous memes, and also making sure I do not by any chance end up on anyone's itinerary during my ever so cushy retirement. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀