APPARENTLY WHAT I CALL A "SPONTANEOUS #COLLAB" THE HORRAUTHORITIES REFER TO AS A "HOSTAGE SITUATION". DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW I CAN GET THEM TO GO AWAY? I DON'T WANNA CRUMPLE THEM INTO CUBES BECAUSE I KNOW THEY'LL JUST SEND MORE GUYS. [⠶]
[ℐ 𝒶𝓂 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓀𝓂𝒶𝓃] I have some milk, want me to throw it at them? [ℳ𝓎 𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓀 𝒾𝓈 𝒹ℯ𝓁𝒾𝒸𝒾ℴ𝓊𝓈]
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you find yourself in need of legislaceratorial representation, i know a guy who can help you out for a very reasonable rate
I'VE HEARD I'LL "HEAL 60% OF DAMAGE DEALT" WHEN I HIT GUYS COVERED IN MILK. YEAH, I'D APPRECIATE THAT! LET'S #COLLAB, MILKMAN. [∙]
THANKS, BUT I THINK I NEED SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE SHORT TERM. MY #COLLAB OPERATION IS SURROUNDED BY GUYS WITH GUNS AND WHATNOT. WHAT A LOAD OF PARTY BASHERS! [⠿]
READING ONTO THE RECORD! the urgency of short term problems is no excuse to be ill-prepared for longer-term consequences
LONG-TERM CONSEQUENCES AREN'T REAL! IF I HAVE A PROBLEM I SOLVE IT. AND IF I CAN'T SOLVE IT RIGHT NOW THEN I LEAVE IT UNTIL IT BECOMES A SHORT-TERM PROBLEM, AND THEN I SOLVE IT. THAT'S THE #COLLAB LIFESTYLE. NEVER LETS ME DOWN. [⠌]
[ℐ 𝒶𝓂 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓀𝓂𝒶𝓃] I am the milkman my time has come [ℳ𝓎 𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓀 𝒾𝓈 𝒹ℯ𝓁𝒾𝒸𝒾ℴ𝓊𝓈]