♦ pitied by @twinArmaggetfucked
1s th3r3 4nyon3 4s lon3ly 4nd long1ng for comp4ny 4s 1 4m or 4m 1 go1ng to h4v3 to sp3nd th1s n1ght on my lon3som3? >:?
gotta be reel imma lil conflicted boat this. on tha one hand i do like a public execution an he totally deserves it. On tha orter hand... i already krilled that guy once so like my own shit is settled with him #eridanweek
ii know iim remarkiing on old iirrelevant bull2hiit at thii2 poiint, but how boo2ted off of 2oporiifiic2 do you even have two FUCKIING be two even con2iider 2ome goiing two 2ome 2ham event liike #eriidanweek ? ii had two turn off 2ociial2 ju2t two 2pare my2elf from an even biigger pan-ache, and yet the ma22e2 2lurped iit up liike iimproperly hydrated kraft grub-aiid 2lurry.
i suspect many are under the illusion this is some elaborate allegory but i can bloody assure you jane is actually goin to literally execute me in real life
An #eridanweek finale official post. #gore #murder Good morning, all!!! For those of you attentive to religious milestones from worlds past, this day holds some significance. For others, it is merely the bookend on yet another long, toiling week. I propose an alternative! Day Five of #eridanweek was an endeavor of such indulgence that on Day Six, I bid you all rest. You may be feeling your own regrets. Remorse, guilt, embarrassment. A FOOLISHNESS for trusting someone close to you, or yourself for allowing that to happen. And perhaps you are even thinking to yourself: "Gee whiz!!! I am such a piece of shit BETRAYER to all things I ever held dear!" Well, come on down to the ORIGINAL #ERIDANWEEK VENUE for the ULTIMATE ACT OF ATONEMENT. This moral laxative is sure to grease the skids on utterly vacating you of ALL the self-doubt and emotional complications presently bloating you to discomfort. Your FIGURE OF WORSHIP is here to REDEEM YOU OF YOUR SINS. My sins! And most of all, HIS OWN PUTRID REPREHENSIBLE SINS. PAST AND PRESENT. You are reading this correctly. This evening, Eridan Ampora WILL BE CRUCIFIED. He will die FOR YOU, dearest worshipper. And we will all feel a whole lot better about ourselves. And if you personally were murdered by Eridan Ampora, YOU are entitled to a FREE JUMBO BUTTERSCOTCH TURNOVER. Visit the NANNA'S HANDPIES stand to redeem both this offer and your own moral failings. Happy fucking Eridan Week, traitor! >:( @caligulasAquarium
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f301e9ab9488.png ((NOOO deleting chittr))
I know, right? I was once a chittr superstar........
I kinda liked it when Kanaya punched me.
My crush is t0tal pale bait but i m0stly just wanna ride him #nsfw
Is he still aliwve.
@orphanerDualscar WHAT DID U DO 2 TMB LAST NIGHT!!!!! no one will frickin TELL me!
...hey so has any other telekinetics or psionics or similar found that said telekinesis/psionics get like WAY more powerful when you're stressed?? ...and by way more I mean like working subconsciously even when you weren't necessarily trying to use them ... because mine dragged a discarded scuttlebuggy remnent just enough to hide me from drones when usually it's a thinkpan-ache to slam a door and that's kind of weird right???
i m LITERALLY gonna fork myself 2 a just fuckin death oh my godddddddd https://i.ibb.co/TqF6Rq3L/image.png
whatever apparently @ one point there were 2 of me so..... idfk i dont wanna talk abt it #DontAskMe #NoMoarCandyEver #StillKindaWannaDie #FrozenPeasOnMahHead
LOLLL #ItsFine
man how the hell did i even manage 2 change my friggin avatar during all that bullshit :///
O)( my cod. My pan.
NDA be damned, 1 need f1nanc1al compensat1on after last n1ght @gutsyGumshoe
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ If the scars on my back have anything to say I’m sure you’re right … ]
WH3R3 1S TR0LL BRUN0 M4RS 1S H3 S4F3???? 1S H3 4LR1GHT??? #3R1D4NW33K
everyfin i remember is awful an it gets worse and worse #eridanweek #fuckeridanweek #withaspacebetweenfuckanderidan #imnotrynahit #again38(
↘️in the aftermath, i have done a horrible, unforgivable deed.↘️ ↗️I HAVE CALLED OUT OF WORK.↗️
man i remember the hangover from the last time i tried the candy thing. i left myself like a hundred notes full of jokes i thought were funny all over the bathroom mirror and just NONE of them were good.
jeff the killer is so right i’m gonna monroe the kill myself #cw-self-harm
y'know i don't rEally know what #EridanwEEk was about, but i think i dodgEd a bullEt or sixty basEd on my timElinE.
Auctionin' off th'hat o' th'late @t\/\/\/\/entyfourCarat. Need t'pay fer m' attorney fees.
♯offering ♯spiritualcleanses tonight after whatever the ♯fuck happened at ♯eridanweek idk i wasnt there
it betta not be!!!!
marriage aint wwhat i thought it wwas
ii thinbgk i have a concussion my spheres are vvery sore and i cant really remember anything other than hatesnogging troll bruno marss murderer last night tthat was insane (tags: The Rankmaid/Juju, #nsfw, #icame, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, #idontwantanymorecandyplease, archive rating: 🍭) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de89e459278e.jpeg
IM GONNA BLOW T)(IS W)(OL-E SIT-E UP!!
morning everyone. my back is sore from carrying a bunch of candy drunks home from #eridanweek. my day isnt going great.
LIT-ERALLY noboaty was like ay meenah be careful gill (you so cute today btw) they gonna have the candy that makes ya crazy. I T)(OU)(T W-E WAS GONNA DO NORMAL DRUGS #substance
https://i.postimg.cc/N0wgBCQ2/image-2026-04-04-031835468.png none a you saw anyone post boat #eridanweek 2nite is that understood
im not gonna lie you guys i think everybody here has turned into a nightmare candy rainbow exorcism flashbang supreme except for me and im beginning to think i probably should have read the waivers i was signing when we were riding the airship out here except its too late now because its the middle of the desert and everybodys macking on each other and all i have is this phone and this questionable bottle of vodka #eridanweek #iwantcandy #substance
i gotta delete my whole dam account...
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Y34H 1'M NOT GO1NG TO TH3 #1W4NTC4NDY 3V3NT BUT UH. GOOD LUCK 1 GU3SS? DON'T D13, 1F YOU N33D M3 TO S3ND YOU 4 GRUB3R TO COM3 G3T YOU JUST T4G M3
OH Y3S W3'V3 GOT 4 GOOD BUG HO4RD NOW
GOTT4 H4ND 1T TO C4S3Y SH3'S V3RY GOOD 4T SK3L3TON SUMMON1NG. OUR H1K3 1N TH3 WOODS H4S B3COM3 4 P4R4D3 OF SM4LL LUS11 CORPS3S
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #ERIDANWEEK THIS BITCH BIT ME!!!!! ]
--EXTRA nope. #eridanweek #iwantcandy
THOUGH I HAVE ABSTAINED FROM ATTENDING THE IN-PERSON EVENTS OF #ERIDANWEEK AFTER THE UNFORTUNATE SITUATION I FOUND MYSELF CAUGHT UP IN DURING THE FIRST NIGHT, NOTHING IS QUITE SO VALUABLE TO AN AUTHOR AS LIFE EXPERIENCE. I'VE BEEN PERSONALLY ASSURED THAT EXTRA SAFETY MEASURES ARE BEING IMPLEMENTED IN THE INTEREST OF MAKING SURE EACH EVENT IS MORE EXCITING AND RESULTS IN FEWER CASUALTIES THAN THE LAST. THE RISK I'M TAKING IS CALCULATED, AND HOPEFULLY, I'M NOT THAT BAD AT MATH. #IWANTCANDY
THIS IS FANTASTIC, ACTUALLY. BRILLIANT, EVEN. I WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT TO TWIST THE STUPID HASHTAG THAT WAY, BUT IT SEEMS SO OBVIOUS IN HINDSIGHT.
:33 < listen. :33 < sometimes. we just gotta accept meowrails fur who they are
Anyone else getting #EridanWeek fatigue? Looks like it's on its way out! https://i.postimg.cc/kX6X98dk/77109360-ACD5-4784-8FB0-52F08A49C8AD.jpg
IM CULLING EVERYONE WHO PITIES MY POST FROM NOW ON...
INCREDIBLY HIGH PRAISE, COMING FROM YOU. THANKS.
benadryl more like uhhh uhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhh penis drill i dont fucking know tag hashtag #nsfw ish send chitt — Sent from my iHusk
concept: mutual masturbation with your moirail nodding your head quickly when you both get close “do it for me, cmon, cmon, you can do it, im right here, i got you” their hands stuttering to try and keep up with yours the most comforting aftercare (tags: Reader/Moirail, rails pails, pale pails, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
TROGGLE WHAT THE FUCK IS A FILIAL PAIL SUBMISSION
HELPICACNTSTOPSPINNINGAT#ERIDANREEK
:33 < equihiss just took away my sketchbook beclaws my drawings are too 100d!! he doesn't unpurrstand true art! #troll1984
Thas beautifu
Finally among the crowd at #eridanweek. I must admit to being charmed by the high spirits of the attendees. In fact, someone from the VIP section just fed me a sugar cube! How whimsical is that!
on an entiiirely unrelated note i am DEFINITELY a furry
I didn't realize h♥︎w badbee alc♥︎h♥︎l #substances burned when g♥︎ing d♥︎wn. First time drinking, I'm kind ♥︎f an ax♥︎lidd♥︎l nerv♥︎us. #firsttimef♥︎reverything
i was busy nursing panic attacks but i think im ready to face this normal day now! 0v0” (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, normal, archive rating: G)
i was yannkinng mmy shit cleann off annd they hated mme for it #nnsfw
youre in her respiteblock gettin cozy im purchasin feet pics off her onlyfins wwe are not the same #nsfww
((The most awful thing in the world has hit me. There is NO BEFORUS DANCESTOR PORN. NO NAKED MUCKRAKES. FUUUUUCK!! I CANT POST NUDES!!!
GOOD PO1NT
There will be NO hornyposts today in observance of the holiday.
vwhatevwer. i dont evwen care that she didnt follovw me back. not evwen a little bit. im UN8OTHERED. EASY 8REEZY, HAHAH. SO NONCHALANT.
hovw dare you pity my chitt vwhen im laying dovwn some game.
I don’t tend to say that I’m trans even though I, by definition, am definitely trans. It’s just not something that registers to me as anything of note or requiring distinction. But fuck does it eventually get inconvenient to find literally any other way to explain my condition. I am a man. I have never not been a man. And that's the thing that people often don't understand when I use the term transgender. I didn't even have the social context to ever be considered a girl or a woman growing up. That was something I learned about as a teenager, after I started eating absolute fucking shit for having a uterus. But nobody actually really *gets* that because the fact is that people grew up in a society while I grew up in the hollow shell of two dead species and everything they left behind.
TH3R3 H4D TO B3 SOM3ON3 TO 3MB4RR4SS YOU 4BOUT 1T.
WORST P4RT 1S NON3 OF TH3M 4R3 1N 4 STR41GHT L1N3 FOR M3
1'M PR3TTY SUR3 1 SUGG3ST3D TH1S 34RL13R
I think it'd be funny if we made a support group for people who are damn near universally considered assholes in the same style as AA, but instead of talking about our problems, we just dick around on our palmhusks or watch movies or something entirely unproductive. Now you may be thinking, "Dirk, isn't that just how friends work?" Yes. Yes it is. But we don't have friends because we all suck, depending on who you ask, and also it's just funnier.
Ladies and Gentlemen and peoples of other persuasions, please remain calm. There have been rumors regarding the death of President @barackObama - let me debunk them right away on behalf of PEACE (The Party). The President himself will address this at his earliest convenience, but rest assured, he is safe and sound. #trollbamaisnotdead #fakenews #misinformation
ok im desperate acceptin applications for a wworthy rivval ill be hostin mud wwrasslin out behind the orphice to decide the next top possible kismesis and yes the mud wwrasslin is mandatory bring your owwn oil #nsfww
my chemical quadrants commented on my #1 opps post at the same time that my company joins chittr this is the worst night of my life
omg i hat3 alt3rnian int3rn3t what do you M3AN that imgur iz block3d in troll britain, it'z not my fault i'm h3r3 #g3tm3out i'm fucking nozy l3t m3 z33 th3 imag3z. l3t m3 in. hozt your photoz zom3wh3r3 3lz3 you animalz
#ERIDANWEEK #CATERING LOWKEY #$UCK$. EVERYTHING I$ $HAPED LIKE HI$ FACE? I EITHER GOTTA MAKE OUT WITH OR LOBOTOMI$E THE$E ERIDANNUT$ (ERIDAN DONUT$) DEPENDING ON WHICH $IDE I APPROACH FROM.
sad handies are IN RIGHT NOWW as if youd knoww the fads you cant evven see
look if you missed out you missed out but eridans sad handy booth is noww closed after satisfying six or sevven clients at #eridanwweek #nsfww
:33 < it does s33m like a lot! tavros s33ms like he is having fun though :33 < this is flarping all ofur again... :33 < i hope you find somewhere quiet like a little cubby hole soon!
wa2 tryiing two clean the hiive2tem when ii hear biiclop2 tell me how HE frew up. that2 my liine you 2hiit iidiiot!!
oh yes vvery much so my hand is full of tiny holes noww
- NNNNOT mmy freaking private account! AGAIN! LOL! I MEANT TO DO THIS! I mmeant to do it twice! LOL!!!!!!!! 🤣
Despite the alleged rumors, I will NOT be publicly partaking in any #substances at #eridanweek. ... The sucker juju is an esteemed artifact, and sealed away under lock and key. ... It simply would not be the appropriate time to sow such saccharine discord.
haTTe when ii wake up from a rare good dream. ii wanTTed 2 2TTiill be dreamiing abouTT TThaTT :/
im a seepy horpy stroke hopsital
:33 < I f33l like people furrget i'm already an older kitty... My time for love is a bit beyond me, h3333..
DIED AT #ERIDANWEEK. GOT REVIVED. CURRENTLY NURSING THE WORST GODDAMN MIGRAINE THAT HAS EVER PLAGUED A NON-GOLD THINKPAN. THIS IS THE STATE IN WHICH I WILL BE FULFILLING THE CUCK CHAIR PROMPT FOR DAY TWO. SOME OF YOU MAY "CATCH STRAYS." I REFUSE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THIS. #NSFW
theres some slanderous accusations bein tossed around about #eridanwweek and the kerfuffle invvolvvin troll celine dion wwagin a full scale assault on the festivvities that *i* didnt do enough to fight off the hordes of threshecutioners gunnin for the other eridans and troll bruno mars to this ill say wwhat i said then i wwas disarmed cause i wwas off duty trust me the last thing that party needed wwas ANOTHER ERIDAN wwavving his fuckin gun around
I Both Pity And Envy Those Who Did Not Witness The Eridanweek Afterparty I Think It Fundamentally Changed Me As A Person. There Was A Lot Of Solemn Bouncing And Troll Celine Dion Got Decapitated.
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if you call me granny warcrimes ill sue you :( my lawyers said to say this im sorry if its rude
Thank you to whomever decided to bomb the executive motorcade on its morning stroll. My flesh is resilient, but my lusus hide boots and coat are ruined. ALSO, my chauffeur was completely incinerated. We had to sift his charred bones from the everloving rubble. And now I have to give him a week's PTO. Not funny.
I've never been horny in all my sweeps.
Sometimes I really do consider hornyposting but... Like. To what end. What would I even post.
wh4t's 4 grl gott4 do to g3t som3 smooch3z? >8P
▲i mean i've always found it's way easier to pitchbait than red or pale flirt. maybe i'm just predisposed to making people hate me▼
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ theres a fuckin-,.,,, mess in mty pants. #nsfw ]
P1NG M3 1F YOU DO 1'LL COM3 BY 1N 4 GRUBR.
DO YOU W4NT M3 TO COM3 P1CK YOU UP
S33 YOU C4N'T LOS3 YOUR H34R1NG TOO 1T'D B3 D3V4ST4T1NG
31TH3R TH4T OR 1'M JUST D3SP3R4T3
3UGHHH BUT 1T'S SO 4NNOY1NG SOM3T1M3S
1 C4N'T H3LP 3V3RYON3 BUT SOM3T1M3S 1 W4NT TO JUST S1T SOM3 OF YOU DOWN W1TH 4 SN4CK 4ND 4 BL4NK3T 4ND H4V3 4 F33L1NGS J4M FUCK1NG H3LL
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TH4NK YOU SOLLUX YOU'R3 G1V1NG M3 P34C3 OF M1ND C4N YOU 1M4G1N3 1F W3 COULDN'T H4NG OUT 4ND L1ST3N TO B4D MOV13S TOG3TH3R
D --> Sure I'll do that again it is always fun D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/30fe49613914.png
getting #lightheaded guys might be #dying from the #heat sigh
:33< no furreak posting tonight guys </3 i might be sick :(( https://i.pinimg.com/736x/6f/e7/18/6fe718c6b0e8cb0ff889be3e35b06eb4.jpg
I think I've reached an all time low. But it's okay. Because I have friends. Some friends anyways. The ones that still like me. So that is something nice. Also I can force Dave to watch LOTR with me.
troll bjruno mars im so sirry i coukfnt savve you in time inm so so siorry #tragedy #substance #eridanwweek
D --> No one liked the selfie in my pinned post/avatar so I'm tempted to force it upon you all again until I am given the proper attention
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ If he dies I genuinely have no reason to live. ]
Orcay, so it needs to be said cause this shit keeps happening. I am not ψhoever Trizza you are thinking about. People keep making specific assumptions about me and my personality based on a bitch I ain't even met! On history, I have NEVER experienced. No one you talk to on here ψill be the person you probably knoψ. I am getting SO sick of people being so fucking aggro ψith me. Like for real? I don't knoψ you. I am being nice, and by all means, I do not have to be. If you have a problem ψith Trizza fucking Tethis, go take it up ψith the lesser bitch in your timeline and not me. Like, damn, you think it ψould be clear ψith like 20 fucking Eridan's. I am Empress Tethis, Her Affluential Socialite. I killed that bitch, and I am noψ that bitch. If your Trizza ain't an empress or she's dead, she's lesser than me. Get that shit straight.
despite scurrilous attempts by numerous bad actors to destroy #eridanwweek on its first night includin the vvicious murder a my descendent @twwentyfourCarat #eridanwweek is goin strong and showwin no signs a slowwin also troll bruno mars wwill be back tomorroww wwe just got to wwait for @gutsyGumshoe to wwake up you do not wwant to interrupt that wwomans beauty sleep
1T WOULD B3 BUT M4N TH4T'S GONN4 M4K3 SH1T SO MUCH H4RD3R FOR YOU G1V3 YOURS3LF 4 BR34K
i was such.... a BAD friend........ all he wanted was 4 me to watch him twirl & twist around all sexy n grinning n stuff....... https://i.ibb.co/Y7ZGwdF0/image.png
COULD YOU PROMISE TO SAVOR LAST BITE EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO CHOKE IT DOWN? #NSFWE #GORE
ooi cannt ihelp i canth i cant my hands are shakignso hard right now youre oding great im in yor corner if you need some water
It can most definitely be both. You seem like such a filthy boy.
whats goingon are you serious where hello please reaspond
#BODY-HORROR #GORE #NSFWE WOULD YOU GORGE YOURSELF ON MY FLESH? RIP ME APART UNTIL MY FILTH RIDDEN BLOOD STAINS YOUR FINGERS. CLAW AWAY MY FLESH UNTIL NOTHING BUT SCRAPS OF WHO I USED TO BE CLING TO MY HOLLOW SKELETON
>([guys troll bruno mars just got killed at #eridanweek t#is is really gonna fuck up t#e performance sc#edule #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/31cd338dfc31.png]
i had to close the livestream its getting actually scary #eridanweek
N3V3R B33N H4PP13R TO H4V3 4 D4Y 1N. 1 DON'T N33D TO LOS3 MY H34R1NG TOO
trollbodybuilding.com users hate to see a sensitive young man such as myself getting absolutely shredded after hitting em with the rice/beans/veg combo no sauce #mydrydinner #gains https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b17856be2d39.jpg
just got out of the once in a life time experience at #eridanwweek theres a wwhole block dedicated to colon cancer awwareness an theyvve got a certified proctologist handin (fingerin) out free screenins
Decompress in the medical tent. I'm resolving casualties en masse in the front rows.
:33< like my status to meow :33< pitty my status to meow :33< hate my status to meow :33< mediate my status to meow :33< clawment to meow :33< dm meow to meow :33< ignore it to meow :33< mew cannot not meow nyow t33h33
This is legally binding proof that I can let you fester in the ditch, buster. But I don't know. I'll see if I feel any pity when I look down upon your bloated bits.
my lil trident badge is gone n das fucked up. someones dyin fore dat.
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We glub and we don't judge. I've got two crus)(es already. #weglubandwedontjudge
it does feel strange being called eridan by strangers online but that is more so because of the structure of adult troll society and ancient beforan practices so honestly either is fine eridan is more befitting of #friendship as all my friends call me eridan but coolscar is more formal as that is my chosen title
i madE a NeW chEckmark for mysElf........ chEck it out on my namE
pplease pelase stop please i cant take it pleaes please please let me me in please https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9e356a334a50.png
i THINK YURI, iS PRETTY FUN, i LIKE READING ABOUT, cUTE RELATIONSHIPS, tHERE IS THIS ONE SITE, i USE, a DECENT AMOUNT THAT IS, JUST FULL OF, dIFFERENT YURI, cOMICS, aND i HAVE, oN OCCASION, sTAYED UP IN THE WEE, hOURS OF THE DAY, rEADING AND FILLING MY PAN, wITH YURI THAT MADE ME FEEL, sPECIFIC STRONG EMOTIONS, iN MY STOMACH OF WHICH, i STILL STRUGGLE, tO DEFINE, bUT THAT IS TO SAY, yAY #YURI i SUPPORT, lESBIANS AND WLW AND WPW AND WHW AND,,, i DON'T KNOW THE PROPER, aSHEN TERM, sORRY, wOMEN,
The Brooding Caverns Will Not Be Reopening After Lunch Because The Mother Grub Would Like To Continue Talking With Tavros I Guess
which is not a dig at you, i just was really sheltered in my upbringing and i feel like it warped my understanding of the human world... i dont want the same for trolls. i want to meet everyone on their level
i think it might be worth it to know though im really sick of everyone deciding im too constitutionally delicate to know about things, you know what i mean?
EVERY CUBIC INCH OF MY THINK PAN IS SCREAMING. GOOD GOD. PLEASE, JUST MAKE IT FUCKING STOP.
SMALL MITUNA. YOU ARE LIKE A BELOVED. NEGLECTED. STARVED PET TO ME. THAT I KEEP IN SECRET. IN A BOX. UNDER MY PRISON COT. I CAN'T BELIEVE. I WASN'T ALREADY FOLLOWING YOU. PROBABLY. I FOLLOWED YOU IN THE FUTURE. AND FORGOT WHEN I WENT BACK TO THE PAST. PLEASE FORGIVE ME.
whaTT happened 2 geTTTTiing #pjackk #challenge TTrendiing. my chumcoiin ii2 fuckiing done 4 hTTTTp2://f2.TToyhou.2e/fiile/f2-TToyhou-2e/iimage2/117534406_61LiihvKGLEcbCYQ.png
wAIT SO, iS THIS, iNVOLVING, oNE PERSON OR TWO BECAUSE, i CAN BITE, mY OWN SHOULDER, iF i TRY HARD ENOUGH,
new topiic: would you fuck someone cosplayiing as you #nsfw
i hope an update in the future allows you to mark your entire account as #nsfw i feel like that might be helpful i feel very terrible when i accidentally mistag 0n0"
<3-Matesprit-got-me-a-cage.-Unsure-how-to-feel-about-this.-#nsfw
I missed out on the #selfiesunday earlier, but here, I know you all love to hate me. So a little more hate wouldn't hurt, hm? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8ccd6903ce49.png #nsfw
Aw, you need your little nosey cleaned. I could wipe up your dirty face~
>([some ppl got money some got c#arm some got talent some got skill but #ow many a youse got every season a t#e simpsons on original v#s fr]
I love when any Cronus pops up on my feed. I need that man biblically.
keep pitying me and ill cum #nsfw
ok now that i have gone down the goregle hole i think maybe this was actually a valid response
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ this bitches aint ever had to vogue. its dangerous in that industry dawg. those violetbloods will eat you up if your vogue is ass. though they do love a good death drop ]
D --> Do they ever stop
BECAUSE THAT FUCKING SUCKS sorry for fucking im feeling a little heated
i heard were #vagueposting sooo i kinda miss him in a weird way 0x0
i hate being bad at computers now im just embarrassed
♰ do you ever crave for.. company that knows you inside and out.. to have that level of intimacy.. #nsfw (?) ♰
ngl if someone hugged me rn id probably cry
i'll be real i wvasn't reading that dowvn far and sawv "tried human" and wvas like "They might be gamey".
✿ wha𖧧 𖥧s a wh𖥧𖧧e pers❦n. are y❦u call𖥧ng lus𖥧𖥧 wh𖥧𖧧e pe❦ple? 𖥧 d❦n𖧧 𖧧h𖥧nk my pa was a wh𖥧𖧧e pe❦ple, he was a lusus. 𖥧s 𖧧h𖥧s a human 𖧧h𖥧ng ✿
WHY ARE SO MANY KARKATS FROM ALTERNIA THIS PISSY? IS THERE SOMETHING I’M MISSING? LIKE I KNOW I’M THE PISSY ONE COMPARED TO MY FRIENDS BUT THIS IS LIKE ANOTHER LEVEL OF PURE RAGE.
:o( I am having such trouble with DM notifications :o( Sometimes they don't even show up at all :o( I missed a message from our dear Rankmaid :o( For four hours.
HE'S SO STUCKING FUPID. I MISS HIS STUTID FACE. OOHHHHH WHYYYY
dekoboko sugar days junjou romantica minato shouji coin laundry hidamari ga kikoeru love stage saezuru tori wa habatakanai this is just a small list of full collections that were lost in the blast karkat i havent been able to leave my hive due to the trauma tavros is the only thing that has kept me sane besides my work and those kind enough to appreciate my work after i finally found the confidence to start posting publically after losing a lifetimes amount of physical writing along with the rest of my shelves i watched my figures melt in front of me and you want to apologize like this here? publically? and finish it off by saying that youre not even going to pose for me anymore?
OK, WHATEVER. SO THEY MIGHT BE PUTTING SOPORIFICS INTO MY SLOP SO I PHYSICALLY ASSAULT THE GUARDS LESS. THAT'S BARELY RECENT. WHO THE FUCK CARES.
i need some quAdrAnt Advi<e: how does one <ontrol their very, how do you sAy, "needy" moirAil? i love them deArly (diAmonds4life<>), but mAn they hAve been A hAndfull And A pAilfull re<ently. i hAve shoosh pApped them mAny times, but i think it's mAking them... more freAkier? i wish there wAs A wAy to <ontAin my pAle pArtner's urges. Anyone got some Advi<e? #nsfw :V
not really trying to get brain damage but thanks for the suggestion!
I admit i'm like disturbingly hoorny soometimes but when yoour whoole culture requires yoou too participate in mandatoory sexual activies just too noot get killed oon the spoot that's loowkey the oonly way too goo 8/ #nsfw
PAIN in the ass is the only way you get an ass as FAT as mine.
i think i may havwe misread the room.
anyone else eat carrots with whipped cream or is it just me
Not escapotng the seadweller liker allegations.
I t)(ink I'll avoid turning on air drop again for a w)(ile. T)(e amount of propositions in exc)(ange for temporarily )(ives)(aring was V--ERY bold. #iwontbecallinganemoneonedaddy #w)(att)(es)(ell #nsfw
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i have to step in here to say sometimes i piss in the birdbath
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I PAIL LIKE A RABID BULLWOOFBEAST THAT JUST HEARD IT'S OWNERS SAY THE WORD FIXED AND LAY PIPE LIKE A ROMAN AQUEDUCT. MY STROKE GAME REMAINS SO OLYMPIC THEY CALLING ME TROLL MICHAEL PHELPS. #nsfw
wht wld ppl do wit da topic ?? (·•᷄ࡇ•᷅ )
i think i might be too old for you
𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 OOC Muse Specific Information. Just know, I am a much more serious Dualscar than I shitpost as. Just know that 'shitposts' are coming from his Steward and Right Hand Servant @orphanersServant I do roleplay NSFW and above, it's Dualscar, he is basically default NSFW #nsfw #ooc #lore #nsfwe? 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 Hatched Cronus Ampora, he was a culler from hatching. As per his timeline's demands, he culled his own lusus by the age of six sweeps. He spent his youth in the presence of his Meenah Peixes. They were close, and the Orphaner was fond. But it was never meant to be for he knew his duties not only as the Empress's Servant but as Orphaner. Spending his adolescence in the presence of Gl'bgolyb in order to prepare his pan for her wretched tones. He was just that, the Orphaner. He had no other name, he had no other means. It wasn't until he spoke out of line in the Royal Courts that the 2x3Dent of the Empress narrowly missed culling him and scorned him with the permanent mark of Dualscar. He carries the reminder not only to himself but to others what comes to those who do not respect the absolute authority of the Empress. Speaking of the Empress, their young relations were close to moiraillegiance. At first, anyway. As Dualscar grew fonder of the Empress, she grew more wary of his existence. She knew what she would have to do, and Dualscar was NOT a part of her plan. So, starting very young, his yearning for her Scarlet Quadrant grew. In youth, he also had a small spark of Kismesistude with Grand Highblood. But neither of them could hate one another to their fullest extent before it fizzled out. As for his role as Orphaner? Well, Dualscar was a natural. Culling was a Highblood's Specialty of course, and when you have a God Weapon to do so? He was merely equipped to deal with all issues. Or so he would think. Now at 17 Sweeps, he has his first clash with Marquise Spinneret Mindfang. But certainly not his last. He was not tasked to deal with Pirates, so he figured letting her go this time wouldn't be an issue. Lightning doesn't strike twice after all, but Ahab's does. Now at 27 Sweeps, the Orphaner figured out the balance of both his work at hand and his quadrants. He still longed for the Empress, but he dare not confront her in fear of death. But Mindfang satiated all of his needs for all of his quadrants with her constant Manipulation of him. Not with her 8-Fold, but rather her silk tongue. Words to stroke his ego to it's maximum then crush him where he stood. It was a wonderful arrangement for him. This rivalry festered and boiled over into quadrants over the sweeps of clashing. For a while, they were evenly matched. But Dualscar was at his physical peak at all times with not an ounce of psychic abilities. Mindfang however, was continuously growing more conniving and mentally fortified. Rebels however, were not so pleased with his existence. Telling tales to one another of how he culls trolls en masse for the Empress rather than lusii. Not that it mattered much to him. He dared not to step on land. Dualscar is no longer a mere Orphaner to the Empire. He is so much more. He's turned out to be the longest lived Orphaner and the most productive overall. Drowning in the perfect lifestyle for him. This was about the time of the Rebellion's peak, before, well, Signless was executed. Dualscar and Mindfang were no longer clashing their ships just to waste trolls and perfectly good driftwood. Rather, their meetings were face to face. Hours talking in one or the other's brig. Threats and attempts at one another's life being a commonplace thing. This, as you know, is the end of Dualscar. He had traded high ball for a particular slave. A Jadeblood from the Rebellion. He never learned her name. He didn't need to. Her face told him everything. She was tired, older than him, older than the Empress. She seemed so young for her age still. This was why he traded for her. He was obsessed with fiction. Particularly Gothic Horror. And this troll reminded him of Bram Trollker's work. The Jadebloods known as Rainbow Drinkers. But then Mindfang, stole her and well, Dualscar wasn't too keen on that. Especially not after hearing how she violated his property. If he couldn't have the sole Rainbow Drinker, Mindfang certainly couldn't. Mindfang grew more aggressive than ever afterwards. Dualscar forgot all of his fears, running from his own ship during the daylight so that the Marquise couldn't give chase. Upon reaching the Chambers of the Grand Highblood, his fate was sealed. In death, he met his descendant. He was disappointed that the fool didn't give all of his life for the Heiress, rather killed her and was killed by a Jadeblood. He even abandoned Ahab's Crosshairs. Eridan was eventually forgiven, but Dualscar tends to think of himself as a stern Overlooker upon the Eridans running amok in the bubbles. However, he has since been given life. A new life, by some variation of Jane Crocker. Although, his own existence is considered incomplete, shallow, empty. He lives on an Earth with no future, no hope, no lusii to cull, no hemocaste, he is a shadow of a planet long forgotten. He speaks to whoever will listen because he is a desperate relic looking to be returned to glory. As of now, he has taken up the mantle of Gameward and protects the life on his somewhat prosperous island. He lives alone. He is only within the jurisdiction of the likes of Crocker Corp and other invested entities. #fishingfriday is mandatory for him, as he has to administer weekly medications to certain wildlife when and while he can. He is proud of Zoologer Coolscar, having read up on them the most he can. He does not care much for other Beforans though, and can not help but to be at odds with them. Although he has lost is edge relative to being an Alternian Ancestor, he is still much more violent, crass, and brazen than virtually anyone on their entire planet.
i dont enj꥟y if they're my height ꥟r similar t꥟ my weight.. if i cant break a man in tw꥟ with my hand then whats the p꥟int. #nsfw ? m꥟re ludicr꥟us/suggestive than anything.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #22 • “crocker corporation has the best motherfucking cake and i ain’t talking about the bakeries. that jane can get it any day of the week.”
concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Quad this post if I am still allowed to do Evil Surgery on you. #EvilSurgery
be honest, would we even notice the difference?
not now tuna there some freak in the clamments
Pussy out kind of Thursday. #nsfw
My mother saw me dilfposting EVERYBODY GO HOME. Thank you. I need a drink.
This is great to hear. What's MPREG? I assume it's an acronym.
[begin chit] one of the worzt feelingz az a pilot. iz when you get horny. #nzfw [end chit]
I DON'T KNOW WHAT A "FAT CHUD LIFE" IS, BUT FUCK MINE ANYWAYS.
I am going to walk into oncoming traffic. Goodbye, my constituents.
B33 < ngl it does sk33ve me out a bit s33ing people call their ectosiblings mom/dad B// < they didnt raise you bro theyre just taking credit
Fucked up in the clu8 thinking a8out the fall of the roman empire
yknow som3tim3s i think 'daz, mayb3 you should l3t on3 of thos3 n3<3r touch3d a pail s3adw3ll3rs hit th3yr3 rish asf you could g3t som3 cool shit for it' and th3n i ch3ck chittr and r3m3mb3r i got fuckin standards lmaoooo if a fish is hitting th3y'r3 gonna b3 a hot on3 #nsfw
ii TT☝️hiink my liife TTook 2 much viiagra plea2e advii2e
once bitten twice zhy thre timez zcaaared thiz iz juzt a peek into my twizted fuckimg pan follow for more at @zplendidSophizt
Reading House of Leaves is what I imagine getting metaphorically skullfucked by psionics has to feel like. I've never written down so many annotations trying to make sense of it all. Excellent read though, makes me wish my residence was as bloody interesting as theirs. Can't say I feel the same jealousy towards the life of Johnny Truant, though. Good fucking luck to that guy. #books #isitashameienjoywritingthesefrivolouslylonghashtags
These highbloods are causing all sorts of clawnfusing f33lings. I n33d a smoke break. #substance
i already regret making this account the fuck you mean theres like twenty of everyone i know. why.
turns out pailing s3adw3ll3rs com3s with h3lla p3rks lik3 idk what ca<iar is but this shit tast3s amazing
R3ST 1N P34C3 TO MY NOT1F1C4T1ONS
CAN I POST ABOUT SOMETIMES WANTING TO BE PATHETIC AND NOT GET BURNED AT THE STAKES
BEING PITIED IS SUFFOCATING I CAN'T TELL IF I LIKE IT OR NOT #quadposting #pity
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 > BE ME > BE PLAYING SOCCER AT THE GYM > THINK I'M GONNA BE AWESOME AND AIR KICK IT INTO THE GOAL > TRY > MISS BALL > KICK GOALIE IN THE FACE > TRY TO ASK "ARE YOU OKAY" AND "I'M SO FUCKING SORRY" AT THE SAME TIME > INSTEAD YELL "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!" > GOALIE IS CHOKING BACK TEARS
Do they? I don't think that's true, considering the state of my quads (none.)
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:D3-3-<> t)(3y fUcK11nG R3N4M3D M3!!!!!!!! 811Tc)(!!!!!!!!
D --> Okay I've 100ked at all the horse and milk posts and I must say D --> I am disappointed
fffinalaly (tags: The Rankmaid/Search, #nsfw) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d9f47328be2.png
Does anyone know how to get sopor out of a dakimakura s/eeve? Somewhat urgent.
I made the same post once.
Great. The @horrorTerror broke my notification hub. It’s now glitching out rapidly and completely useless. That’s what I get for trying to follow up on the email I sent.
It's really awkward being a guy who never hornyposts sometimes.
♡Olive girls are so amazing could i get some olive girls over here♡
l11fe has 11ts ups and d0wns 11 supp0se.. take the g00d w11th the bad 11 am charg11ng my palmhusk w11th my gl0bes
TH1NK1NG 4BOUT H3R. #V4GU3
fuck me i lost one of my goddamn piercing balls on my fucking floor. this is the worst. its gone forever now
Y'know. I failed to consider that my lat chit could be construed as horny. Unfortunately for everyone else involved, it was about getting someone to refill my water cup for me. I appreciate the enthusiasm, though.
blacked 0ut f0r l11ke f11ve m11nutes and n0w theres a huge h0le 11n the r00f 0f the h11ve lma0 s0rry br0 m11gra11ne #m11ndh0ney
how come i aint chittr FAMOUS yet huh
Q: What is the first ever album you bought? This is mine. (I regret it now but I was eight and cracked out.) https://i.postimg.cc/FzztmBzv/Pink-Friday.webp
x.i♱s hard being ♱he a𐕣♱ernian an♱ichris♱ reborn in mor♱a𐕣 f𐕣esh.x x.i♱s hard and nobody unders♱ands.x
@TW1N4RM4GG3TFUCK3D STOP TH4T.
DO NOT P1TY M3 FOR TH1S 1 W4S PROB4BLY COMFORT4BL3 31TH3R W4Y
UNSUR3 1F 1 N4PP3D OR JUST D1SSOC14T3D FOR S3V3R4L HOURS TH3R3
nesben intends on supporting eridan ampora through many trials and tribulations.
im like an astrology girlie but its with the magic the gathering color pie
we are. nesben can just read the room
you know what sure man i got you its gonna be okay lets get this shit #filed
sometimes i envy jade's household. four reasonably rational adults and two kids seems like a good balance. meanwhile i have to be the reasonable one for the scourge sisters AND their kid, basically one rational adult to three children.
((accidentally ooc'd that one? Weird))
CHAT, IDK. CHAT KILL THAT FREAK.
((I forgot how to spell earth for a second. i kept adding a c. Shoot me dead behind a dennys.))
Offering Lightning Top Surgery H M U pros: Fast cons: Maybe You'll Die
eatiing diinner 2o late that iit2 liight out2iide. http2://fiile2.catbox.moe/r0a4xn.jpeg
getting straight teeth from the girl you helped come out
Mmgh.
im not gonna lie seeing all the other mes here that r just like lackadaisy friggin WASTED on a wed afternoon rly rly makes me understand why karkat yells @ himself n like punches himself in the head n stuff
I have accidentally misgendered one of my dear constituents, and must now commit seppuku at dawn. Thank you all for understanding.
the 2mell of a fre2h flavor dii2c ii2 comiing through the vent2 from one of my neiighbor2 hiive2tem FUCK.
((Unfortunate that i cant find any hispanic looking bro art SIGH))
saw someone edit their horns out of their human cosplay pic oh thats not…
(( hate how im having sm fun on this stupid site. pendra will never post an actual picture of himself but if youre ever curious as to what he looks like, i have my tumblr in his bio smiles ))
damn ii ju2t realiized 9-two-5 mean2 9 day2 a day 5 week2 a day a week 9 two day2 a 5 week a hour2 9 day2.
wearinng a shirt that says "I ❤️ APPROPRIATINNG MMASCULINNITY ANND SMMOKINNG 27 BLUNNTS A DAY" onn the fronnt annd "I REMMEMMBER THE GREAT HORIZONN OIL SPILL OF 2009" onn the back
i Hahve Come Upon This F@scinahting Phenomenon Known As "forced Fem" . I Will Upd@te You Guys
there wwwwill also be an airship wwwwhich is vvvvery functional
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NEED A FAT BIG SPHERE GOTH RUSTBLOOD TO SPIT IN MY MOUTH LIKE I NEED AN OPEN HEADWOUND. WHICH MEANS I NEED IT REALLY FUCKING BAD!!!! #nsfw
aradia megid0.
Have you tried anonymously writing RPF of yourself featuring yourself and a character writing RPF of yourself, where your in-character self relays your desired outcome state, and then gettinig your associate to read that?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 EVERYBODY TALKIN ABOUT OUTFREAK ME THIS, I'M A FREAK THAT. NO ONE'S READY FOR WHEN A SUBJUG WALKS INTO THE HIVE.
♯sacrificing my ♯neighbor to the ♯oldones ♯video dropping ♯soon
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i think...! im going to chit a selfie! ganbare rankmaid-sensei! i am a bit nervous
every day ii thiink of thankiing my lu2u2 for forciing me two get freeform2 iin2tead of lettiing my bald a22 grow a 2ma2h bro2 fro.
A jadeblooded masc could fix me.
Is It Even #forcefem If I Just Ask Nicely And Then They Do It
sliding your fingers under the corners of your carapacian matesprits plating to feel just how supple and sensitive they are beneath (tags: human/carapacian, troll/carapacian, carapacian/carapacian, #rankmaidrequests, xenobiology, overstimuation, purring, hypersensitivity, #nsfw, suggestive, heavy petting, heavy plating, archive rating: M)
moirail swapping (tags: quadrant swinging, ill just be over here okay?, pale kisses, exhibitionism, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
not to get existential on main but sometimes nesben dreams of being a normal nesben. like imagine nesben working a 9-5. nesben would go insane in a completely different way. nvm post canceled nesben just got scared about minimum wage employment
you know, i am really glad that troll doctor eggman was away when i posted my ass. i don't think he should see that.
they put nesben in the fucking torment nexus
A BUNCH OF FUCKING PSYCHO SHIT. IM GOING BACK TO MY FUCKING BOOK. STOP PITYING ME!!!!
I will not be boarding this trend today or any day.
boob broke the fucking internet these pics arent loadin properly #imstilllookintho #copyandpastemotherfuckers
petition to make human "tuesdays" #tittytuesdays on chittr! dont forget to leave a 👍 KUDOS!
Lik£ OMG. LOL. Fr££ of charg£ don't £v£n lik£, worry about th£ cost now <3 :P!!! Aft£r chittr imploding on its£lf I lik£, f££l nic£. <3
:33 < KILL THEM ALL, I AM ENRAGED, I STUBBED MY TOE WITH MY LITTERBOX >:3
Ratatouill£ lik£, isn't sp£cial. I could lik£, also totally grab a twink by his hair and control him. And POST. #nsfw
Hmmm. Then yes, a psychiatrist would hurt. I'm sure you'll be fine.
Forced cold turkey for three minutes. #ImDistressed
We really are connected.
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like my chit? m0re like lick my clit #nsfw
i am very upset that the guy i was crushing 0n was secretly ripped the wh0le time
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I am th3 ma2t3r bait3r
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> m1gra1ne #mygra1n
LIKE MY STATUS IF YOU THINK CLOVER IS... KINDA MOON HORSEHOES RAINBOW
:33 < daily afurrmations: my fur is soft my claws are sharp my furriends love me and i love them!
ya im droppjn bombs everywhere. watch out bitch
I hAvE... drAwn thE hAngEd mAn AgAIn, hE AlwAys dIstUrbs mE And Is qUItE pErsIstEnt tOdAy... pAst: kIng Of cUps InvErtEd prEsEnt: tEn Of swOrds InvErtEd fUtUrE: hAngEd mAn I fEEl I mUst fOcUs On thE fUtUrE, And thE sIgnIfIcAncE Of A pErsIstEnt mAjOr ArcAnA tyIng ItsElf tO yOU. bEwArE.
i dont play but i have every single playboy bunny mod!
beautiful women are always pitying me
Strange visions are befalling me. #SurfsUp.
that would have to be my mother because shes so gigantic
i am so sad. i managed to get to posts from 3 hours ago by scrolling, and then... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c4af542ef4fa.png
I ALREADY FUCKING REGRET THIS.
For all their disagreeable cultural imports, trolls really did pop off with this quadrant thing. I do love compartmentalizing my relationships.
Initiate Get Badge protocol. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7e1e90902e91.PNG
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