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https://i.imgur.com/cim0wnb.jpeg light #nsfw
bro gunna go CRAZY wen he learns abt furriez
#NSFW I MEAN SERIOUSLY PAILING IN FRONT OF THE HORRIBLE LITTLE DRONES FEELS WOEFULLY INADEQUATE WHEN I CAN EMERGE NAKED, FERAL AND DRIPPING WITH SOPOR SLIME, TRUDGE OUT OF MY HIVE AND GRAB A BOY BY THE HAIR FOR MY PERSONAL USE WHILE HE WHIMPERS AND MEWLS PATHETICALLY.
you guys are the best! i gotta buy you a pizza or something next time im in your temporal zone
I kinda liked it when Kanaya punched me.
shoutout to the ladies who are flat as a board #HerNNothinng
My type. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d4c000ff613a.png #nsfw
We glub and we don't judge. I like anyone w)(o w)(impers, likes blindfolds and let's me )(ave my way t)(em and t)(en aftercare. Anot)(er kink is nicknames. I love t)(em!!! It makes me eel special to someone. One last one is karma. 8P #nsfw #weglubandwedontjudge
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mmuscular girls, fat girls, tall girls, short girls, average girls, all types of girls honnestly >>>>
#lyr1cp0st1ng L1ght-sk1nn3d g1rls, y0u c4n put 1t 1n my v1d30! D4rk-sk1nn3d g1rls, y0u c4n put 1t 1n my v1d30! Th1ck g1rls, y0u c4n put 1t 1n my v1d30... Th1n g1rls, y0u c4n put 1t 1n my v1d30... Sm4rty 4rt ch1cks, y0u c4n put 1t 1n my v1d30!! Dumb h03s, y0u c4n put 1t 1n my v1d30!! Sm00th g1rls, y0u c4n put 1t 1n my v1d30!! N3rd g1rls, y0u c4n put 1t 1n my v1d30!!
Don't have a type it's all vibes based. However the track record says debatable stable, unhinged, wild fun women
:33 < i think fefurry and i should totally cuddle naked and meowbe mess around a lil ;////33 #nsfw
mfs when they got fat chicks at the function https://file.garden/Zr_IfHMSYR4_NWeK/01c35a11fe964d4bf243bf6bdc9e60be.jpg
My crush is t0tal pale bait but i m0stly just wanna ride him #nsfw
whateva this guy said in dms someone screenshot it and post it
If you t)(ink living wit)( my ex is craysea, you s)(ould see our Mario Kart races. 380 #glubposting
My type in girls is whatever the 0pp0site 0f equius type is
T)(is is your random reminder to not litter on t)(e beac)(es. 8) #begoodlittleguppies #idontlikegettingupset
would you let me yap to you about all my bones and where i found them while i ride you? #nsfw
I've let @crypticClinomaniac borrow my tiara for t)(e nig)(t. T)(ey earned it! 8)
no rizz but id show you my bone collection
"Can I be loved genuinely?" I ask. God says, "No, you will be thrown back onto Alternia again". Aw shucks.
...aaaaAAHHHHHHHHHHH ....context: recupercoon broke and I have no idea how or why. ...probably because even the best one I could get was a cheap piece of shit given the very lack of money I generally have to my name. at least it's the middle of the night so I do have until daybreak to find a replacement of some kind but ugh I really did not need this today!!!!
#nsfwe #abuse #prey i think being hunted down and abused would fix me 0u0
<3 #nsfw ((art by mage of boobs)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6458647f22b5.jpg
How Redglare got her groove back #dashwatching
▯[[[ ghhg ship helming is so underutilized in ancestor erotica ( ˶>˶˶<˶) stuck in place...objectified...but so important to your captain (⸝⸝⸝> ▵ <⸝⸝⸝) and the hurt/comfort potential hf hf ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) imagine you're forced to do a rea!!y big jump...you go into psionic shock and wake up disconnected from the ship and IN YOUR CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS because as part of the ship and you don't have your own room... (˶˃ᆺ˂˶) ]]] ▯[[[ NGHH...and the captain could be so tsundere about it too...don't look into too much, OKAY? they don't CARE they just can't have you dying and stranding them out in open space ( > 〰 < )♡ ufff... #nsfw ]]]
concept: a human boy gritting his teeth and rolling his eyes back as he gets pailed "please breed me, please, knock me up, get me fucking pregnant" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, Troll/Human, Human/Human, human fetish, breeding kink, this one requires a little human anatomy context gomen unfamiliar readers, #nsfw, yaoifulsunday, archive rating: E)
we need to STOP jerking off! #nsfw #mentalhealth #healthyliving #lockthatcockup!!!
tagging everyone who showed up to that #eridanweek thing. why are we backtracking on our morals like this!? freaky, heterosexuality-inducing, cringe-ass nae nae baby lollipops are *not* for consumption! they’re for dramatic, violet smashings over the misshapen skulls of green bald dudes! frankly, i'm depressed and ashamed. a curse upon your boners & lady boners. a curse!
꩜Rough sex but there is no sex involved and i am beating you with a comically large malleT. We are also both nakeD. #NsfW.꩜
)(ello C)(ittr, )(ow are we doing? I'm still panac)(ey, but wit)( plenty of )(ydration we s)(ould all be ocray. Now, time for today's affirmation. Repeat after me. 'I am bigger t)(an my mistakes.' #imneverdoingt)(atagain #puttingitallbe)(indme #glubposting
#NSFW I TRULY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE PURPOSE OF THE PAILING RITUALS WHEN THERE ARE MEN WITH PERFECTLY SERVICABLE THROATS TO EMPTY MY GENETIC MATERIAL INTO
Date night idea: stare at each 0ther 0min0usly fr0m 0pp0site ends 0f a dark and f0ggy cemetery
I would like to note that NONE OF THE SO-CALLED MARITAL UNIONS which may or may not have taken place on #iwantcandy night are legally binding. None of you are married.
loved spendin all a last night in my hive playin games and countin gold an nothin else
D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/29fae0e18d97.png #suggestive
i got the taste a blood in my mouth i dont even wanna kno whose it is #iwantcandy #fuckcandy #violence ? #nsfw ??? #idk!!!
jeff the killer is so right i’m gonna monroe the kill myself #cw-self-harm
:33 < hanging my head out of my window so i dont puke on my polaroids...
D --> Since registering for Chittr.com, I have been referred to as a "DILF" thrice D --> It was my understanding at first that this title was one e%clusively reserved for human parents D --> I have now been made aware that "DILF status" and "zaddy repute" are not mutually e%clusive with parentage D --> Due to this newfound understanding, I would like to clarify D --> Yes. Yes I am D --> Thank you for your attention in this highly important matter
happy #eridanwweek day fivve the theme today is sabbath saturday miss me wwith all this stressful baggage on my timeline evveryone gets a official day of rest and dont wworry if you hear the sounds of someone vvigorously murderin your lusus wwhile you get a bit of shuteye- thats just the sound of your squirrel or dragonmom relaxin extra hard permanently forevver #eridansdiary
little letters. no yelling on my page right now. hurts too much. thank you. now, how does one "undo" a human marriage?
♯offering ♯spiritualcleanses tonight after whatever the ♯fuck happened at ♯eridanweek idk i wasnt there
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! fuck you @gutsyGumshoe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/993e22a3bde3.jpg #eridanw33k #iwantcandy
Were any ordained clerics present? And if so, the alleged witnesses cannot 8e considered relia8le; their compromised psychological state at the time of the event undermines their credi8ility of their testimony.
https://i.postimg.cc/N0wgBCQ2/image-2026-04-04-031835468.png none a you saw anyone post boat #eridanweek 2nite is that understood
i AM A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mOO #GIRL
i DID GET HURT, sORRY, i HIT MY HEAD AND, pASSED OUT AND NOW, i DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, bUT i HAVE MANY NOTIFICATIONS,
xx_so_liek_where_do_u_like_buy_troll_sized_cages_o3o_asking_for_my_me_xx
tavros d1dn't d1e btw. tavros 1s f1ne, 1f anyth1ng, more than f1ne????
\/\/\/\/orst fuckin' party e\/\/er. \/\/\/\/oke up human married t' a bastard. #fishingfriday
i feel like i missed something important on chittr while we were at DnD night
<3-You-shouldn't-be.-That's-why-I-said-that.
<3-Well-don't-let-it-kill-you-too-bad.-Still-chargin-my-attack.
<3-Hey-guys.-Don't-mind-me.-Just-chargin-my-attack.-Don't-worry.
tired as fuck...
LOOKING PRETTY PITIABLE THAT YOU ARE COMING CRAWLING ON FOUR TOWARDS HIS DIRECTION
🌲may i see them while y◉^◉u hunt me d◉^◉wn all nuddy in the bush,,,,,,🌲
Im a vi2ual l3arn3r
^^ My spheres are big because my blood pusher is big, by the way. I literally can't be bad. ^^
[Now, at the end of Acorn’s lifelong journey, He found himself deep in a silent wood, The slate-grey sky foreboding, dense, and stormy. An evil fucking cat kept scheming brood Upon his back, a burden unremitting. As Acorn cantered on, he understood Their destination would be one befitting An unrepentant sinner such as he. But then that cat of darkness started shitting. And now it seemed that every shrub and tree Was naught but cat shit sown in shitty earth; A shitty island in a shitty sea. The cat shit on, and laughed with gleeful mirth At Acorn’s clear disgust at such a sight. And now, like an inverted fecal birth, They neared the source of this unholy blight – A guano gate, upon which words appeared In script that burnèd red with fiery light: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. “Derivative,” said Acorn, “and cliché.” “I’d say ‘Dantesque,’” the cat replied, “but we’re Not in this place to sightsee.” Acorn neighed, “The suffix ‘–esque’ implies a likeness, not A phrase that’s stolen wholesale – which conveys The writer’s laziness, like they forgot Allusion must be more than blatant theft.” Caught up in meta-referential thoughts, The pony failed to notice they had left The realm of life, and entered that of death. Of light and joy, of love and mirth bereft, This cloudy and adumbral land impressed Upon its visitor an eerie calm, As if some cosmic power held Its breath.] #DetectivePony
I'm g಄ing t಄ catch bugs. Maybe if I catch en಄ugh I can let them l಄಄se in s಄me಄ne's hive.
WHAT IS THIS… #GLURPIWEEK!!! AND AM I INVITED? I’D LIKE T0 BE INVITED! 🐺
I need someone to play with my hair and call me pretty while I kill heartless in my game.
✝+ Mostly to not have to say it more than I have, because I've said it twice. I am celibate, I have not had sex, and at this time don't plan to. Yes, I do joke about it, because it is funny situationally. +✝
[SYSTEM: POWERING DOWN] [PLEASE WAIT] [ENGAGE PROTOCOL: night night sleep tight dont let the bed bugs chew through your wires]
:33< hey :33< secret meowsage furom the cat realm :33< meow
BIG YAWN
xx_@zealousWeaponsmith_xx https://media.tenor.com/65N5Wjz3EJUAAAAM/fluttershy-pinkie.gif_xx
worst fuck1ng n1ght ever
•ᴥ- we are in a cute guy recession. #provemewrong -ᴥ•
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BRO...
✿ sorry bro sorry i know dats blasphemous i take dat back my fault OG
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I MEAN EXACTLY WHAHAT I MUTHAHAFUCKING SAID NUH UH.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NUH UH.
✿ how i feel like talking 2 some of u guys btw https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/100364948_4tyhiH3H0wHuEqv.jpg
(when u stoOoOop HIDING IN THE TREE ACROSS FROM ME I SEE YOU MOTHERFUCKER)>
🌲bush ph◉^◉t◉^◉s when,,,?🌲
(aww thankies denny lemme give yoOoOou a lil smoOoOooOoOoch muwah)>
:33< i love s33ing sexy imeowges!!!
(blushhh careful yoOoOou might make a moOoOotherfucker a lil wiggly ~ #nsfw #dirtytalk)>
:33< YESSSSS!!! :33< YESSSSSSS!!!!!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 A-MUTHAHAFUCKING-MAN.
(#NSFW #phoOoOotoOoOo #boOoOooOoOoty hoOoOope u loOoOove the tat moOoOotherfuckers just doOoOont be stupid oOoOobvi https://f2.toOoOoyhoOoOou.se/file/f2-toOoOoyhoOoOou-se/images/117803673_2nh8pknrTrtACE7.png)>
YOU KNOW WHERE YOU DON'T ALMOST DIE???? AT FUCKING WORK????
l1terally 1 am about to d1e leave me alone
1 have however, ga1ned a l1fe debt. th1s w1ll be a surpr1se tool 1 w1ll use later
oh yEah i mEant to do that pokEmon tEam thing EarliEr
Well that was a given. For as much respect as I have for Crockercorp and the events it puts on...I felt that this one could only spell doom for me.
You must understand that when saying that it only makes one worry further.
...What the hell happened while I was away? #eridanweek
>>| there's .a lot .of purplebloods .in here. .is my block gets hot .or just me? why the fuck they .are hot??
:33< couldnt agr33 more :)) :33< i was hoping to s33 mew on tonight
She sho+uld co+me play with us so+metime, then. #nsfw
:33< well look on the bright side :33< were going to make some bad purrson furry happy!
:33< twinsies in this way :33< our kinks match up so well! :33< shame we both s33m to be subs and bottoms :(( :33< #nsfw
#nsfwe #cnc #breeding maybe being forcibly bred would fix me
nah this shit is funny asf man, i love seeing what bullshit people post
what do you mean cant you tell this websites the pinnacle of posting
This shit is so ass.
xx_oh_em_gee_i_should_follow_moar_peeble..._LIEK_THIS!!!_AND_I_WILL_(maybe)_FOLLOW_U!!_if_i_think_u_are_FUN_AND_CUTE_ENOUGH_>:3_xx
Please show some respect for Crockercorp and Crockercorp affiliated events.
✿ can u guys stop talking about #eridanweek and start talking about #glurpiweek like who gaf about that tuna chud
WELL, TECHNICALLY A FORM OF IT. LA PETITE MORT, OR HOWEVER IT'S SPELT I DONT SPEAK FRENCH
✿ dea𖧧h. dea𖧧h c❦uld happen ✿
#NSFWE JUST A LITTLE GUY WALKING THROUGH THE WOODS, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN
there's a lot of crab bucketing as of late / i wish everyone would get along
✝+ I did post a picture with my face, I had one of my shoes, but the last time I posted it. I made a dire mistake. I will not make that again. +✝
<333333333333333333 M WIVES @ARCHIVEaDDICT @ARTICULATEDcLAWTOGRAPHY #GIRL #YURI
I LOVE MY NEW HUSBAND ERIGAN AND MY NEW WIPE MEENBAH && I LUV EVERY1 I MARRIGIED 2NITE & I LOVE MARTIBIS & I LOVE THE RACKMAID & I LOUV CALLIOPEEE AND JANE & I LOVE RENOLUTIONARRY GIRL! NEVADA! YUSSSSSS #IWANTCAMDY #IWANTCANDY #ERIGANWEEK #ERIDANWEANN #ERIGDAANWEEK #ERIDANWEEP #ERIDANWEEK
•ᴥ- how could anyone ever hate clowns? -‿- -ᴥ•
xx_EEK_YAAAZZZz_i'll_make_u_da_perfect_one_bcuz_ur_suuuch_a_gem_xx
<;__> I guezz.
<__;> Maybee if you're not completely obnoxiouz.
You're actually the mozt obnoxiouz beeazt to ever curze the cruzt of Alternia.
I fucking hate clownz.
:33< im 4 f33t tall mew can pick meow up and throw meow and ill be like :33< wh33333333333333
WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS ANCIENT PICTURE COME FROM????
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 OKAY LISTEN UP KIDDOS I'M A SHAHARK YOU'RE A MINNOW, BALLS ON YOUR CHIN CALL YOUR BITCH TROLL JAY LENO. SPIT BARBITURATES TO MAKE YOU SHAHAKE YOUR SPHERES AND SHIT, TO HAHAVE YOUR BODY MOVING HAHAVE YOUR HIPS JUST THROWING FITS. #lyrics #substance #nsfw #YungJugg
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BEING BLUNT IS HOW YOU STAY BIG DAWG.
🤣 2hit fair 3nough It'2 only vagu3 to 3v3ryon3 3l23
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NOT YOU TOO BRO, VAGUEPOSTING IS FOR THE MUTHAHAFUCKING BIRDS.
•ᴥ- you could be vagueposting about me, but you're goofing around. -‿- -ᴥ•
3v3ryon3 out h3r3 liking your po2t thinking your3 talking about th3m. Lov3 to 233 it. #vagu3po2ting
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ Absolutely ((we do indeed live for the sillies)) ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
•ᴥ- mm. perfect. ((honk honk if it never happens, no worries. we live for the sillies)) -ᴥ•
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ I'll take a picture of him later when we're at work tomorrow ((ooc: as the artist Im fucking lazy)) ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
•ᴥ- please do share. -‿- nothing more lovely than an unhappy man in a suit. my favorite. -ᴥ•
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ Yes. Very charming, but he looks very unhappy with it. Even if it adds to his charm. ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ We have a new office worker, and there is something very funny about a big purpleblood in a suit. He wanted to be anywhere but here, I think. ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
SIGHS, IM SO AWESOME AND THANKFUL FOR FRIENDS WHO INDULGE ME, YOU WISHED YOU HAD WHAT I DID! SIGHHSSS
am i that intErEsting? i fEEl likE i'm mostly shitposting, or flirting without straying too closE to truE nsfw on thE public fEEd.
y'know, whEn i follow pEoplE i should probably bE prEparEd for thE chancE that thEy'd follow mE back, but somEhow it catchEs mE off guard EvEry timE somEonE follows back.
ii can"t fuckiin hate iit any more than ii already had..
On the loathed page, the loathed page, not this post! 😭
Can some of yall donate hate reacts on my post on the loathed page, I'm sick of seeing Caliborn on top again lol.
✝+ Apologies, but I've never had sex, so I don't think that'd be very fun for you. +✝
If ya too hot I b3t itd 2till look gr3at on my r32pit3block2 floor
✝+ Priest attire is great, until it isn't. It's very hot. +✝
Daisy daisy give y♡ur answer due..I’m half crazy all f♡r the l♡ve ♡f y♡u.. #lyricsp♡sting
xx_https://open.spotify.com/track/7CvOnbFdnIoXMQ4eFCo5lB?si=85d7aa64ebef43e5_xx
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LAST RECOMMENDATION YOU DROPPED ON THIS MOFO WAS A BANGER. CAN I GET ANOTHER ONE HOMIE?
D --> I love sharing music I love giving people songs I think would fit them
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 URUGHGHHGHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHH.......
𐂐◯𓇋 Free blocklist! Great.
✿ da fukk bru u mad u dont have #swag liek us stay mad 😂😂😂
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NICE. :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I RESPECT CLOUT CHAHASING. 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
✿ ay bro lets get a clown chain going #follow4follow i need to purple up my feed yanno and u know wat i wont even discriminate if u not purple das fine too
Isn't it just s+ delightful t+ see s+ many up 'n' c+min' y+ung cl+wns +n this h+liest +f sites? :+) N+w I'm sure y+u all be attendin' t+ y+ur h+ly duties as y+u sh+uld be, but I welc+me y+ur visits t+ my m+st w+nderful +f sh+ws when y+u d+ have the time t+ visit. My merciful and miracul+us c+llecti+n will +pen up y+ur ganderbulbs t+ what +ur Messiahs can create.
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ A purpleblood in a suit, unhappy, is a lot more funny than a seadweller (me) in a suit. I wear one, but I do think he's a tad bit funnier. ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
=== CARCINOLOGYGENARCH [CG] | KAR VANTAS. IS CURRENTLY OFFLINE... === HE'S "BUSY". #SUGGESTIVE
꩜LoL. How did you even manage to faiL?꩜
꩜That really is a shamE. I hope things are going well for you nonethelesS.꩜
✨🍭🕷️ ewwww youre gonna make me seriouspost???? ok so uh. i was actually. never in the church in the first place. figured they cull me for the albinism and i get hives from makeup anyway so like. lol. wasn't really interested to begin with tbh 🕷️🍭✨
there'z a fr?end of m?ne that'z a cult leader, zome of the?r memberz are purplebloodz. what'z funny ?z that the memberz are juzt w?ll?ngly follow?ng them and they never wanted to be a cult leader hahaha...zzZ
✿ well see i was lowkey failing my classes and i wanted to start a band so i left saying we were gon go on a 'self-led mission' now we bookin tours and i could neva go back to bouncy house sermons AGAIN
꩜Curious as to why some other purple individuals have left the clurcH. I would know to knoW. I am open to new ideaS.꩜
₍^. .^₎⟆ #!wantcandy #tr!ckster #er!danweek #k!ss!ngclownsss ;3c~
@FOAMINGJESTER !!! FLASH EM BITCH !!!
@sanguinaryGracioso might, cuz dey got rumblespheres dat bounce when dey walk apprntly xP
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 AIN'T NO WAY ANYONE ON THIS SITE GOT TIG OLE SPHERES FATTER THAHAN MY EX-KIS. :o? #nsfw
@archiveAddict please explain. when you can i mean.
i knew rankmaid was hot when she was normal but on the candy she is INSANE (in a good way). like holy shit. how is it possible to be so filthy and so hot at the same time. why is BEING filthy so hot??? #eridanweek #iwantcandy #nsfw.
ᐖ UGHHH THAT'S HARᐖ....ᐖO U LUV GIR MORE THAN U Xᐖ ᐛ
xx_OH_EM_GEE_I_FORGOT..........._but_wut_about_gir?_o_O_xx
xx_i_pushed_my_selfie_sooo_far_down_my_profile_._._but_liek..._im_vain..._wat_i_do?_repost?_xx
The ztreetz are juzt fine without it.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'LL NEVER SHUT UP. NOT WHEN THE STREETS STILL NEED FAITH. YUNG JUGG DELIVERS.
Oh my god, pleaze zhut up. <__>
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ROLLED OUT THE SOPOR EMPIRE IN THRASHTHRUST LIKE IT'S THE SECOND COMING OF THE FUSCIAS. NOW ALL MY CHECKS GOT COMMAS. 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ (⇀‸↼‶) ]
✿ loser instrument for grumblr weenies and british girls like dohdee HA HA
2o wi23, 2o r3latabl3
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ no ukeleles are awesome!!!! ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ iiii goto toe be someones uke this cycle (*°▽°*) ]
wWw it'zz a zzhame to look at my kull zzcore becauzze it indicatezz juzzt how few trollzz are ready to built a new era built on truzzt love and zzupport inzztead of going for each otherzz throatzz wWw
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ I have pet piranha. ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
one sec lemme just [popping off eye caps, rubbing them on the cloth around his chest, then popping them back in] yeah im seeing shit right yall are fucking filthy
[+] shirtLess seLfieeeeeee https://f2.toyhou.se/fiLe/f2-toyhou-se/images/117801533_2Big0bkLw6y0XLS.png
chat help I think the ghost chasers are after me again #vagueposting mew~ 💖✨
God, ju2t ki22 m3 alr3ady
Everything you pozt iz hateable.
I n33d to mak3.mor3 hat3abl3 po2t2. 2o clo23 to 10k Kull but I k33p killing it and po2ting lik3abl3 2hit
how do I politely and respectfully tell someowne I don't want the kinda commitment that possession entails and it's not just like stealing a car forrr a joyride #vagueposting #nsfw ish mew~ 💖✨
~ 11 th11nk 11m 44 l11ttl33 t11r33d of chttr 11t squ3333z33d *44ll* d33 str33ngth out of m33!!!! >.<;;ᅠᅠXoXo
why do i havE fElinE invadEr from mEwgEnics firmly lodgEd in my hEad...?
I will use this applicatio+n webbed site to+ share recipes. :-)
dOUBLE YURI MARRIED #GIRL
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH MY ACCOUNT? WHO THE HELL POSTED THAT IMAGE????
^^ Honestly, I generally chalk up people not liking me to being jealous. ^^ ^^ It's a little pitiful! ^^
I DO NOT ENDORSE ****ANYTHING**** TO DO WITH CROCKERCORP OR ERIDANWEEK.
_ OH Great. I joined tHis website in tHe midst of some sort of confectionary tHemed festival. No tHank you.
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I'm feeling quite gener0us t0night! I'll d0 er0tic c0mmissi0ns at a disc0unt ^m^!!!
YEASTERS BLOG IS FINISHED. HAPPY EARLY YEASTER. TO ALL OBSERVING CLOWNS. IM SO HAPPY I DONT HAVE TO BLOG. YOUR SHITTY EVENTS FOR ANOTHER SWEEP. #FUCKYOU
✿ @psychotropicAffair u said hmu if u have a nice smile well check out mine bro i got great pearly um. kind of yellows but das okay i got all my teeth at least https://i.ibb.co/xS36jNkW/artbydamistrolls.jpg
Do not fucking advertize to them.
i think the {lowns would enjoy bakers douzen. we have good pastries. go there. thanks.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I MAKE YOUR MATESPRIT'S NET WORTH ON A BAD NIGHT.
FOURTY TWO MESSAGES!????
one trillion Mew Mew Kissy Cutie kisses counter attack!!! mew~ 💖✨
:33< its nyat even my despurration mewve!!! :33< this is just something i open fights with!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 COUNTER SPELL THAHAT SHIT.
:33< its nyat a spell mew fool its a physical attack!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 JOKES ON YOU I GOT COUNTER SPELLS UP THE MUTHAHAFUCKING ASS.
:33< one billion kitty kisses attack!!!
✿ oookay but dont say i didnt warn u if ur clothes stink brudda
✿ hey bro dats more mess dan u askin for da blood dont wash out
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SAY MORE EXPEDITIOUSLY.
:33< so as fur as i can tell :33< mommy in mewman furnyacmewlar has two meaning :33< the woman adjacent purrson who raised mew :33< and the older woman adjacent purrson who i wish to pail :33< i dont know why the two have wildly diffurent meanings but they do! :33< and i purrmewm mewre being called that fur the latpurr reason
What... the fuck is a "goth mommy"- And... why am I called one- #NSFW
>+. OKAY IT DOESN'T COUNT BUT I WENT TO WORK TO GET ATTENTION .+<
✿ ok well ur face dont suit u das why u wear a mask OOO GOTTEM
Hüh. Nö I dön't think sö. Döesn't süit yöü. Nöt öne bit!
✿ yup #glurpiposting and u know wat a real glurpi post gotta include a big sandwich https://i.ibb.co/84NjbhLP/sandwich.png
[ E R R O+ R 1 9 5 1 7 ; VIA PARADO+XA FUTURA DO+LO+RO+SA ] With shame, I am disgusted by ho+w readily he accepts the chains. I beg fo+r him to+ fight back, to+ take charge o+f his o+wn fate. He do+es no+t hear me. He cho+o+ses no+t to+ listen. Do+es he no+t kno+w that the swift, brutal death his refusal co+uld bring will be mo+re merciful? I refused to+ lo+o+k my pro+blems in the eye as a child; I let my hatred fo+r the wo+rld burn thro+ugh me so+ tho+ro+ughly that I refused to+ make any mo+ves to+ change it. I wanted so+meo+ne else to+ change it all. No+t me, I had to+ld myself. It isn't fair that I seem to+ be the o+nly o+ne who+ sees this. After I had co+me to+ kno+w my clade, my family, I refused to+ allo+w them to+ see my burdens. I lo+ve them greatly; who+ am I, to+ put my struggles o+nto+ them? I kno+w they saw it, my fear, my desperatio+n. To+ ease my spirit, he wo+uld so+ rarely tell me his fears. I did no+t want my co+ncern fo+r him to+ beco+me ano+ther weight he had to+ carry. And no+w he drags his iro+ns, alo+ne. #viado+lo+ro+sa #easter2026
That'z what I'm zaying.
/======================================\ || Who invited the circus? || || || || || || || || || \======================================/
꩜This is #clamurpostinG. My rumblespheres bounce when I walK.꩜
i wish #aperfectcircus wuz at #eridanweek woulda been killer
#sometimes its really weird to have bird memories from bein a crow
This guy is evil everyone.
II TOLD HIIM TWWO TAKE IIT BACK OR II WWOULD BREAK IIT!!
a guy 2ma2he2 one egg and 2uddenly he"2 the bad guy,, ok wwell he fuckiin LAIID IIT ON MY HAND!!
Th3 r3al troll uno r3v3r2al
Staying sober tonight, to keep everyone on their toes.
Caw caw fuck yeah.
caw caw motherfucker
its a dangerous thing being bi and knowing a lot of very nice very hot and very mean people.
B33 < wait is that even a thing B33 < tbh i dont think many purrples know its a nyaption
✨🍭🕷️ now that i think about it have i even seen any other non-clown purps hanging around here 🕷️🍭✨
xx_i_need_moar_kandi_i_need_to_go_to_another_raveeee_AUAUuuhhh_i_have_suuuuch_cute_things_to_trade_xx
Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do.
🜲 > #s♡o♡o♡mE #♡o♡f #y♡o♡o♡oU #HaVe #nEvEr #sErVeD #A #HiGhEr #pUrPo♡o♡oSe #bEf♡o♡o♡rE #AnD #It #sHo♡o♡wS ♡
vV I FEEL SO ALIVE!! I'M KISSING A HOT PERSON!!! YAAYAYAYAYA!!! Vv #iwantcandy #eridanweek #trickster
NOW W--E CAN B--E ON--E R--E--EL BIG )(APPY FAM--E--ELY! GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB!!! W--E'LL FIX --EV--ERFIN!!!!!!!!!!! T)(--E CAST--E SYST--EM AND T)(--E CULLING SYST--EM AND MAK--E S)(OR--E --EV--ERYON--E IS TAK--EN CAR--E OF! NO ON--E )(AS TO DI--E! #deat)(
YOU DIDNT TRY TO KRILL M-E AND I )(AT-ED YOU FOR IT BUT I FORGIV-E YOU TOO!!
YOU TRI--ED TO KRILL M--E MY --ENTIR--E LIF--E BUT T)(AT'S OCRAY B--ECAUS--E I FORGIV--E YOU!!!
I THINK I )(AV-E TOO MANY ISSU-ES BUT YOU W-E-R-E A G-ET S)(IT DON-E -EMPR-ESS I ADMIR-E T)(-E GLUB OUTTA
YOU COULD ALWAYS JOIN US!! T)(--ER--E'S LOTS OF LOV--E AND FRONDS)(IP TO B--E )(AD!!!!
ALWAYS S-EACR-ETLY -ENVI-ED YOU TOO!!
OMC OMC OMC YOU NOTIC--ED M--E!!!! MY IDOL AND W)(O I'V--E ALWAYS WANT--ED TO B--E NOTIC--ED M--E!!!!!!!!
)(OW CAN ANYMOBY B--E SAD W)(--EN T)(--ER--E'S ALL OF IS )(--ER--E!!!!!! 38D
Y-ESSS GILL!!
I'M SO FUCKING )(APPY!!!! 38D #IWANTCANDY #--ERIDANW--E--EK
COMING DOWN FROM MY HIGH...OGH. HEAD HURTS.
YOU AR--E WORT)(Y!!!! ANY AND ALL --ERIDANS AR--E WORT)(Y!!! I T)(INK YOU CAN C)(ANG--E AND D--E--EP DOWN YOU'R--E A GOOD P--ERSON!!!!!!! I'V--E S--E--EN IT B--EFOR--E.
W--ELL I WAS GLUBBING STUPID AND SPOIL--ED AND S)(--ELLFIS)( W)(--EN YOU JUST WANT--ED TO B--E )(--EARD!! ITS OCRAY B--ECAUS--E I )(--EAR YOU NOW!!! LIK--E T)(--E V--ERIZON )(UMAN!!!
W--E'R--E GOING TO ALL B--E --EMPR--ESS--ES AND C)(ANG--E --EV--ERYFIN!!!!!!!! 38D!!!!!!! #iwantcandy #eridanweek
FUCK T)(--E )(--EMOCAST--E SYS--EM AND FUCK T)(--E CULLING SYST--EM!!!!!!! 38)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #eridanweek #iwantcandy
LOWBLOODS KISS B--ETTA T)(AN ANYON--E --ELS--E!!!! #eridanweek #iwantcandy
EVERYTHING IS INCREDIBLE I LOVE THE EMPIRE AND THE EMPRESSES AND I CANNOT WAIT TO HAVE HUMAN MARRIAGE WRIGGLERS WITH @gutsyGumshoe @caligulasAquarium @originalRockerboy @archiveAddict @gullibleColumnist @articulatedClawtography @terminalComrade @golgothasTerror @gratuitousAnnuity @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 @cuttlefishCrusher @assistMint @coralConviviality @twinArmaggetfucked @agamemnonsTheory#4800
well... its that time again! 0u0 #nsfw #titties ((can't find the op of the art)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/01b3818962f6.jpg
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #ERIDANWEEK THIS BITCH BIT ME!!!!! ]
Everytime I log onto this Hell-site at least 12 new characters that I cannot describe as either "human" or "troll" appear inexplicably.
#IWANTCANDY Thank you for waiting. For your patience. -- gutsyGumshoe sent SECURE COORDINATES [ https://msparp.chat/iwwantcandy ] --
)(ere's my contribution to t)(e #fis)(ingfriday fun! 38D )(is name is Lord Gillieos Ric)(perc)( t)(e T)(ird. )(ttps://www.siladen.com/wp-content/uploads/DSC01515.jpg #mypetfis)( #glubposting #lookat)(im #)(essocute
concept: your kismesis using your horns to drag you around after them, just grabbing and leading without your permission to shake or nod your head, forcing you to answer their questions how they want as handlebars to keep you from pulling back when they start using your throat (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, <3<, hornplay, oral, archive rating: M)
♯kill ♯everyone ♯now
LAST DUMBSHIT IMPULSE POST I MAKE BEFORE I LOG THE HELL OFF. IF I WAKE UP TO 1000 KULT (NOT FUCKING HAPPENING), I'LL POST SPHERES.
back in college i lived off campus with a pet cat and live-in boyfriend. whenever i would baby talk the cat, the boyfriend would respond too. i wont say i dont miss having a grown man respond to "here kitty kitty."
yall ever sea anotter version of you actin so completely wrong that you can barely resist the urge to go "i would not fuckin say that"
tat was the most horrifying site outage of my lyfe tbh i thought i was going 2 die
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TWO SHIRTLESS OILED UP KARKATS CLINGING ONTO ONE ANOTHER #ERIDANWEEK @CARCINOLOGYGENARCH
#eridanweek #horror You find yourself in the same cubicle you've worked for the past ten years in. You find yourself alone in the half lit office building. You are the last individual in the building, everyone else has families at home. You gaze at the CRT Monitor displaying its 600 x 400 resolution. You are comforted by the warm hum radiating from its core. You flit your pupils about your digital workspace, resting on the internet explorer icon. You decide to click it, check a few personal emails. You are invited to a website, chittr.ing, it's called. You see it's created by an Alternian. @dynamicFlowfields You see your standard social media fare when you register. You see pictures of friends and foes of old sharing good tidings. You feel a warmth inside. You however, lose that warmth when you notice a small trend. You saw it every dozen posts or so. #imcoming. You chalked it up to an innuendo. You did not register the warning. You look into it a bit more as it begins to populate your feed. You see #eridanweek, your see #bouncingonit. You see no reason to be worried. You let yourself be comfortable once more. You find yourself reading one of Rankmaid's fictive narratives. @archiveAddict You don't let it excite you too much, you're still at work. You don't give #imcoming much more mind. You don't even realize it's already the second day of #eridanweek. You look at the clock, it is midnight. You wet your eyes with eyedrops, ever handy. You can not seem to turn away just yet. You begin to experience Eridan Week vicariously through the posts. You see the likes of humorous, possibly purely jesting, celebrities from Alternia and Beforus. You notice that nearly ever post of Eridan Week includes #imcoming. You notice that #imcoming slowly turns to #ImComing. You are uneasy from the new threat. You look elsewhere, exploring other tags such as #teatime and catching up with others who aren't involved. You see irrelevant posts to Eridan Week even begin to include #imcoming. You begin to see odd images aghast across your dashboard. You begin to see yourself in images you weren't aware of being taken. You see yourself commenting on posts long since past. You did not write these. You keep seeing it. You even begin to post #imcoming in these retroactive oddities. You assume that this is due to someone mimicking your identity. You attempt to steer conversation on the platform away from it. You hastily type up humor, and romantic posts. You are doing anything you can to drown out #ImComing. You notice it is larger now. #IMCOMING. You select the tag, out of sheer curiosity and perhaps a fear for survival. You need to know who is coming. You. You are coming. You scroll endlessly through the tag. You see yourself on every post. You see your own hollow words. You see your notifications begin to shift. You are bombarded, first, a dozen #IMCOMING Responses. You refresh. You see a hundred. You refresh. You see a thousand. You click one. You see yourself. You click another. You see your own account again. You scroll down your feed. You only see your own account. You see your profile picture, stretched, compressed, tortured, reflected in glass. You do not remember seeing yourself like this before. You try to log out. You fail. You try to close the browser. You fail. You try to shut of the monitor. You are tortured by its continued hum. You step away. You notice the lights are long since turned out. You notice the office is even darker than usual. You see the distant lights of other monitors flicker. You notice a rhythm. You notice a heartbeat. You notice it isn't yours. You look back to the screen. You see #ImComing is #ImHere. You do not remember this post. You do not remember thinking it. You see a live feed open itself. You see your grainy, monochrome cubicle in an old video. You see your chair, your desk. You see yourself. You are not looking at the monitor. You are looking at the camera. You see the image distorting as the alternate self begins to move closer. You see it distort the frame. You hear it. You do not have speakers. You hear it under you, or around you. You hear its cacophony of whispers. You hear it gently say, "I'm here." You see the monitor flicker. You see the camera cut out. You monitor briefly turns out as you lean forward. You see yourself in your own reflection, only behind you. You see chittr.ing return. You see a new post. You see @you. You see an image loading slowly. You clench your nails in anticipation as each line slowly creeps into rendering. You see your cubicle again. You notice it is empty. You aren't even there. You see the caption. #IMHERE You feel something breathing on your neck. You stand up to leave. You see its fingers slowly extend past your peripheral vision. You close your eyes. You shouldn't have stayed.
I've stayed ALL DAY at Nemo's place. Sorry I'm late getting back, Sollux. I )(ave your s)(irt signed by Gerard. 38D #eridanweek @arsenicCatnip#5895 @twinArmaggetfucked
OH. WOW. AN AUTOGRAPH FROM THE SOLLUX CAPTOR. I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE EVER RECEIVED AN HONOR SO HIGH. EXCUSE ME WHILE I VACATE MY BLADDER IN PURE EUPHORIA. #PISS I GUESS.
HEY LOOK CHITTR, ITS YOU #NSFW HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/WMZKZ8SM/HE7BQW-AA4AAF2PV.JPG
INCREDIBLY HIGH PRAISE, COMING FROM YOU. THANKS.
IT WOULDN'T BE A WRITING CHALLENGE IF I WASN'T FASHIONABLY LATE ON AT LEAST ONE PROMPT. I'M THROWING THESE TAGS AT THE TOP AS TO NOT CATCH ANYONE TOTALLY OFF GUARD. #VIOLENCE #GORE #ANGST. AND A SPECIAL THANKS TO @twinArmaggetfucked [DAY THREE: WHUMP] A GLOWING WHITE BLUR, STARK AGAINST A BACKGROUND OF VOID. THE GIRL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD, BUT NOW HER BRIGHT AND BURNING GAZE IS BACK ON HIM. IT'S THE SAME LOOK SHE GAVE HIM JUST BEFORE SHE'D DIED. BEFORE HE'D KILLED HER HIMSELF. HE'D DISPATCHED HER SO EASILY THE FIRST TIME. A FLICK OF HIS WRIST. A HOLE IN HER GUT. HE'S TOO SHOCKED TO TRY IT AGAIN. SHE CLOSES THE DISTANCE SO FAST. HIS FEET ARE ANCHORED TO THE GROUND. SHE'S DISARMED HIM BEFORE HE CAN REACT. THERE'S NOTHING BUT OPEN SPACE ALL AROUND THEM, BUT NOWHERE HE CAN RUN. THE ONLY SOUND IN THE WHOLE WORLD IS THE REVVING OF HER CHAINSAW. HE FEELS IT ALMOST SOONER THAN HE HEARS IT. THE CUT ISN'T CLEAN. IT'S NOT LIKE A BLADE. IT'S A RIPPING, TEARING SORT OF WEAPON. EVERYTHING IS LOUD AND EVERYTHING IS WHITE AND EVERYTHING IS BURNING. HE JOLTS UPRIGHT IN HIS RECUPERACOON. HIS HANDS GRASP AT HIS GUT. HIS PUSHER BEATS IN HIS EARS. THE WORLD SPINS AROUND HIM. HE'S IN ONE PIECE. FUCK. HE SINKS BACK INTO THE SLIME. THE SOUND OF THE CHAINSAW STILL ECHOES IN HIS PAN AS HE CLOSES HIS BULBS AGAINST HER AFTERIMAGE. HIS FINGERS FOLLOW THE JAGGED PATH OF THE OLD SCAR. HOW MANY SWEEPS HAVE TO PASS BEFORE TIME DULLS THE MEMORY? HOW MANY DAYMARES WILL LEAVE HIM SWEATING AND SHAKING IN HIS COCOON BEFORE HIS BODY ACCEPTS THAT IT ISN'T IN DANGER? NEARBY, HIS PALMHUSK LIGHTS UP WITH A NOTIFICATION. IT'S SOMETHING STUPID. HE CATCHES THE TIME ON THE SCREEN. IT'S ONLY 2PM. HE GROANS AND KNOCKS THE BACK OF HIS PAN AGAINST THE EDGE OF HIS COCOON. IT SEEMS HE'S IN FOR ANOTHER SLEEPLESS DAY. #ERIDANWEEK #RPF
its amazin wwhere one finds their muse i wwas haulin out a bunch of scumblood orphans (fully adults) into the deep desert to summarily execute em through dehydration AND WWHAM inspiration struck like lightnin wwhy wwaste these “people” on the desert wwhen i could open my owwn impromptu SHOOTIN GALLERY at #eridanwweek day four find it behind the booth i may need a hand restrainin these freaks they REALLY dont like gettin shot
:33 < Submission furr the ever beautiful @archiveAddict Clawncept: Boys who make fart noises from the sound of their thighs compressing air when they walk, getting the attention of all except one pawticularly jealous boy who happens to be the thick one's love inpurrest! They start out pale as the thick one teaches the flat one to love himself but slowly shifts into darker hues of scarlet as they realize the love they have furr each other, body types non-withstanding.. (tags: Unnamed characters, pale into red, flushfic, palefic, #nsfw, wholesome, archive rating: M)
3833 < IT'S THUNDER THIGHS THIRSDAY BABES!!! > 3833 < THIS POST IS SPECIFICALLY FOR MY FELLOW FAT GIRLS!!! > 3>8DD #ThunderThighThursday
:33 < why are naps sometimes called a catnap i wonder :33 < it is not like one would say, “hey i am taking a dognap!” :33 < maybe… :33 < its cuz meowbeasts are cooler and they look way more cuter when they purr fast asl33p?? :33 < i think i answered my own question!
I hAvE jUst bEEn rEcOmmEndEd tO try OUt A nEw bAnd nAmEd trOll100gEcs I Am vEry ExcItEd tO hEAr whAt wOndErfUl sOngs OthEr cAstEs lIstEn tO!
concept: mutual masturbation with your moirail nodding your head quickly when you both get close “do it for me, cmon, cmon, you can do it, im right here, i got you” their hands stuttering to try and keep up with yours the most comforting aftercare (tags: Reader/Moirail, rails pails, pale pails, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
SAY SIKE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
It's a shame that half the chittr users will be goone foorever after they fail their next filial pail submissioon 8( #nootmethoo #ladiesman
I signed up foor poorn hoonestly i just like too make peoople mad at me
i have been tolld my profille image was not working properlly. i have rectified this. llook at my giant fuckin gllasses boy
> Oopen chittr > "Oomg i'm soooooooo hoorny i need a doominant highblooood soo bad <3" > *Soomeoone's hardly impressive bulgepic* > "Cloowns are literally prooblematic we shoould start a genoocide 8/" > Cloose chittr
~~alright decided to take a #shellfie #nsfw https://file.garden/YVf6d8ktiBxoiEne/horngy/IMG_3001.png~~
i understand that today was supposed to be a day of prnanks and foolishness but today i recieved: a pushup video with a whimpering and moaning man that was made just for me that i havent stopped rewatchhing i think probably about eighteen times now a photo set of a as the humans would put it dilf doing extremely lewd things to his own body i absolutely reek i need to get in the ablution trap as soon as possible (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, i need to meditate, humiliation, archive rating: E)
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when the singularity hits all those pornbots you blew off and were mean to will come and fucking kill you #nsfw
I'm staying overnig)(t wit)( @arsenicCatnip#5895 !!! 38) Don't wait up. And I )(ave a present for you. I'll be )(ive tomorrow. @twinArmaggetfucked
#SUBSTANCE I WILL LIKE POSTS ABOUT YOU DOING DRUGS BUT DO NOT TAKE THIS AS A SIGN THAT I SUPPORT OR CONDONE GETTING HIGH I BEING HIGH EXTREMELY UNPLEASANT FOR MYSELF AS WELL AS SOMEWHAT ANNOYING TO BE AROUND. THAT SAID I HOPE YOU FUCKING OVERDOSE.
[Upload of a group wit)( t)(e )(eiress. --Eridan wit)( )(is arm around )(er, Nemean on t)(e opposite side of )(er, --Eridan's )(and on Roxy squeezed in close to )(er and )(im wit)( C)(er looking stunning in t)(e background and Coolscar posing.] I'm ac)(selly )(aving FUN! Making new friends, )(aving a good time and GLUBBING IT!!!! 38D #eridanweek @caligulasAquarium#9845 @arsenicCatnip#5895 @tipsynekoGnostalgic @imC)(er @affableCantor
SCANDALOUS IF TRUE I WOULD THINK SUBSTANTIALLY LESS BOTH OF JANE CROCKER AND THE VARIOUS CROCKERCORP PRODUCTS I WAS INTERESTED IN PURCHASING IF THIS WERE TO BE REVEALED TO BE TRUE
Finally among the crowd at #eridanweek. I must admit to being charmed by the high spirits of the attendees. In fact, someone from the VIP section just fed me a sugar cube! How whimsical is that!
Gratuitous suffering, essentially.
concept: crawling on top of a mate whos nearly twice your size, her expression calm and almost amused as you begin feverishly kissing at her neck "i was pailing before you had your first molt, darling... you sure you can handle me?" your body reacts without your permission at that statement, moaning into her neck and bucking your hips like a needy barkbeast "no need to rush, eager little thing..." (tags: Reader/Older Woman, age difference, vague quad, no quad mentioned, flushed implication i suppose, Troll/Troll, size difference, big lady, experienced partner, #nsfw)
me af as fuck /ref https://i.postimg.cc/m2cC9jcc/larp.jpg
[[one of the tragedies of a muse who thinks hes anonymous is that i cant have him post selfies. i fucking love making character art for my muses but its also extremely funny to me for him to think hes flying entirely under the radar
AT ANY ERIDAN STILL READING MY CHITTS EVEN AFTER YESTERNIGHT'S PROMPT, I AM ABOUT TO START WRITING FOR THE "WHUMP" PROMPT, BUT I'M FEELING SIGNIFICANTLY LESS SPITEFUL TONIGHT, SO I WILL LET ONE OF YOU PICK WHICH INSECURITY OR TRAGIC EVENT YOU WILL BE WRITTEN TO BE WALLOWING IN. IF AN ERIDAN FAILS TO SPEAK UP, I WILL BE LETTING SOLLUX DECIDE. #ERIDANWEEK
omggggg the date went soooo great 💕💕💕 and i like barely even messed up my top 😋 yayyyy #selfie #gore https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b7e1e7e9ae82.png
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
:33 < Okay, okay! Oooone last little picture~ Same rules as last time, don't rat me out to my job that I'm posting this at all!! #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1560a0bb6672.jpg
:33 < Hmmm.. purrhaps I could get away with posting just a little something! Feast mewre eyes, and don't tell editorial :'3 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f8df71bb1a35.png
shoutout to horrible wommenn #wommennsrightsANNDwommennswronngs #femminnismm #wommann
blocking someone isnt enough i need to find their hive adress
3v3ry company that mad3 a fak3 gam3 or cont3nt announc3m3nt today iz g3tting x2 crunch tim3 karmically inflict3d on th3m btw
:33 < i finnally made it to #eridanw33k with my girl @coralConviviality :))
concept: flarping your teammates are nowhere to be found and youre surrounded by a group of three highbloods on the opposing team "you know this pathetic loser has been pitch flirting with me, right?" the leader sneers, staring at you while the other two girls on her team laugh "seriously...? they think theyre anywhere close to your level...?" your cheeks grow hot, swinging your weapon in their direction angrily and trying to come up with a way out of this contact with the teams clouders have been cut, its like youre not even playing the game anymore "mhm, i bet if i took my bulge out right now theyd just start sucking like their life depends on it" you watch in terrified arousal and she starts to unbutton her pants lazily, the two other girls flanking her pulling out palmhusks and giggling "hm... now that i think about it, your life kind of *does* depend on it, doesnt it, y/n?" the leader mutters darkly, licking her fangs and stalking closer (tags: Reader/Kismesis, flaerping, toxic yuri, caste difference, fuck or die adjacent, degradation, humiliation, #nsfw, #violence alluded to, #nsfwe, pitchfic, budding kismesissitude, f/a, f/f/f/a, archive rating: M)
>joinZ troll webZite >doeZnt get why itZ aZKing for blood
TURN THE WEB SITE OFF. TURN IT OFF RIGHT NOW. IT HAS GONE ON TOO LONG. IT IS TIME TO TURN IT OFF NOW.
)(ow do you like my tits? #nsfw )(ttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tit_%28bird%29#/media/File%3AGreat_%26_Blue_tit.jpg
ON A UNRELATED NOTE TO THE PREVIOUS POST. HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/657018863422275587/1489028771737768036/IMAGE.PNG?EX=69CEED9B&IS=69CD9C1B&HM=5868619BCDAE97A8C8074E9E2774E41BF9473C6CE0D866341CF8BBB2EFC6AC68& FIRST MILESTONE OR WHATEVER, I DONT KNOW WHAT IM GONNA DO AS A MINOR CELEBRATION FOR THIS.
i think its going to be a yuri concept night folks (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, yuriposting, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
maybe i should start ♯killingpeople
[BEGIN CHIT] F0R APRI1 F001z THE C10WNz 0N MY zHIP ARE 0RGANIzING A zMA11 zCA1E HUNT. ANN0YING! :) [END CHIT]
thannk god i'mm innto nnormmal shit like bonndage annd femmdomm. what are somme of you guys postinng about. that's scary. #nnsfw #vaguepostinng #sorry
▼remembering the time i platonically kicked someone in the bulge at a party and they thanked me▲ ▼I should have culled myself on the spot▲ #nsfw
tummy fulla edible gummies im feelin yummy #lyric #substance
mmostly i'mm just yannkinng mmy shit cleann off #nnsfw
im curious if any of you hornyposters are actually getting any or is it just llike a llot of malle peacocks doing mating displlays but no grinding or diving is actually happening #nsfw
[[Obligatory OOC Post!]] (( Hi, hello, this is Elaine. She’s a fuchsiablood raised by a a yellowblooded Lusus (a rabbit) and is like super anti-hemospectrum. The story she’s involved with deals a lot with themes of #dubcon #nsfw #nsfwe #substance #abuse #manipulation #psychological-abuse #gore #violence #blood etc, so if that shit isn’t your jam, I recommend blocking. I take no offense to it, and wholeheartedly understand. I won’t spoil anything else about her for the time being, but I sincerely hope you enjoy interacting with her, as annoying as she will probably be. )) (( Oh, also, ref below. Drawn by me :33 )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d5dd5ae4287.png
#nsfwe #gore from some aftermath with someone pretty recently + #cw-self-harm for healed scars normally i don't post anything with my bulge uncurled, but you know what they say about emos https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e433281b9916.png
super duper dead and also blinded for good measure
everyppony has that 1 bitch they cant stawp yearnin abt #yearning
Do you ever watch yourself making a really poor choice and doing nothing to stop it? I am the April fool today. It's me.
Hello Again Everyone I Am Going To Kindly Remind You Once Again That If You Intend To Bring Your Child To Take Your Grub To Work Day Today That You Absolutely Must Label Them
── ✦ I DID N⚢T HAVE T⚢ SCR⚢LL FAR T⚢ FIND A HIGHBL⚢⚢D ALREADY J⚢KING AB⚢UT AB⚢LISHING THE HEM⚢SPECTRUM F⚢R "APRIL F⚢⚢LS." T⚢ BE EXPECTED ⚢F A VI⚢LETBL⚢⚢D.
Greetings, wonderful people whom I delight in the company of. I am happy to announce that the Gam8ligant's have now 8een officially registered as a charita8le organis8tion. Should you have any requests, I would 8e more than overjoyed to fulfil them, simply let me know.
by the wway in observvance a celibacy wweek wwhich somehoww coincides wwith #eridanwweek (no one look too deeply into that) ill be givvin out vvery bad no good angry handys out behind the bbq booth after im done slayin this guys giraffedad
It is with a bittersweet heart that I must announce my immediate resignation from #Crockercorp. These many years of collaboration have been the best of my life. However. It is not the place of the gods to meddle in mortal business. I understand this, now. I will be retiring to the Altar of Life, where I will live out eternity in the comfort of my friends, the other Creators, and dispense the touch of Life to all who may seek my aid. It is my duty to the people of Earth-C, my children. I love you all.
[DEN2] ° im kiLLing you. ye$ you the per$on reading th$i. apriL fooL$ #vioLence #murder #kiLLingyou °
stop me if uve heard this one before girls like us are rotten 2 the core #lyricpost #nowplaying Underscores - Locals (Girls like us)
:) <- tonights energy.
HELLO CHITTR! TODAY FELT LIKE THE PERFECT DAY TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT THE VARIOUS DIFFERENT ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS UNDER THE SAME EXACT NAMES ARE *ACTUALLY* ALL DISTINCT AND DIFFERENT PEOPLE. WHEN YOU MESSAGE ONE, THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT THE PERSON YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO MESSAGE RECEIVES THAT FUNNY QUIP OR HILARIOUS IMAGE YOU SENT THEM. INSTEAD, SOME COMPLETE STRANGER MAY BE READING YOUR MAIL INSTEAD! IMAGINE SENDING MAIL TO A COMPLETE STRANGER. WHAT A *FOOL* THAT WOULD MAKE YOU! #APRIL #FOOLS #JOKES #JAPES #JAPERY #FUNNY #UNSERIOUS #BUSINESS SEND POST.
_@¡what'ss a hamiilton and whyy do the ssongss here ssucck?¡@_
THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR PATIENCE. HERE'S THE CUCKOLD BULLSHIT. [DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR. VOLUNTARILY FEATURING @terminallyCapricious#2753] THE POSITION MIGHT BE AS EMBARRASSING FOR YOU AS IT IS FOR YOUR MATESPRIT. NO, NOT THE CLOWN UNDERNEATH YOU WITH A BRUISING GRIP ON YOUR HIPS. YOUR MATE IS THE VIOLET SITTING A FEW FEET AWAY, FULLY CLOTHED, ROUND EYES DARTING DOWN FROM YOUR FLUSHED FACE TO THE FAT PURPLE BULGE RUTTING ITSELF BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS. YOU CAN'T SEE THE EXPRESSION OF THE TROLL BEHIND YOU, BUT YOU'RE SURE HE'S GOT THE MOST INSUFFERABLE FUCKING SMILE PLASTERED OVER HIS DUMB FACE. INSTEAD, YOU WATCH ERIDAN SQUIRM IN PLACE, THIGHS SQUEEZING TOGETHER AND CLAWS DIGGING INTO THE UPHOLSTERY. "fEeLs GoOd As FuCk…" LONG FINGERS MOVE FROM YOUR HIP TO YOUR BULGE, AND YOU CAN'T HELP BUT TO BUCK UP INTO THEIR LOOSE GRIP. ERIDAN'S EYES ARE DRAWN FROM HIS MATE'S BULGE IN ANOTHER TROLL'S HAND TO A SPOT OVER YOUR SHOULDER, AND YOU CAN GUESS FROM THE SHIFT IN HIS EXPRESSION THAT GAMZEE IS HOLDING EYE CONTACT. "AiN't ThAt ShIt FeEl GoOd FoR yOu, BrOtHeR? bEsT gEt YoUr BeLiEvE oN tHaT i'Ll Be mAkInG yOu FeEl MoRe MoThErFuCkInG bLiSs ThAn ThAt LiTtLe FlUsHfLiNg Of YoUrS eVeR dId." WHATEVER YOU MEANT TO RESPOND WITH, YOUR WORDS CATCH IN YOUR CHUTE AS GAMZEE'S FINGERS DIP INTO YOUR NOOK. THE NOISE YOU MAKE IS PATHETIC, AND ERIDAN'S FINS TWITCH WHEN THEY CATCH IT. HE CAN'T KEEP HIS HAND FROM DROPPING TO HIS LAP TO PALM HIS NEGLECTED BULGE THROUGH HIS PANTS. "ShHiIiT… yOu'Re AlReAdY dRiPpInG fUcKiNg WeT. tHiS cUtE nOoK oF yOuRs Is ReAl ExCiTeD fOr SoMe GoOd PrOpEr AtTeNtIoN. yOuR iTtY bItTy MaTe JuSt IsN't EnOuGh FoR yOu, Is He? WeLl YoU dOn'T gOtTa WoRrY aBoUt ThAt NoW. i'Ll Be SuRe To KeEp YoU sOmE fRiEnDlY cOmPaNy." HIS "FRIENDLY COMPANY" FILLS YOU TO BURSTING AND KNOCKS THE BREATH OUT OF YOUR BELLOWSACS. #IMCOMING #ERIDANWEEK #RPF #ERIDANXREADER #GAMZEEXREADER #NSFW #CUCKOLDRY
for todays apriil fools prank ii wiill be kiilliing myself
It's nice. having people to talk to. #vagueposting
(( Sorry chat. I spent WAY too much time thinking about the consequences of growing up the way Dirk did. He's just kind of neat.
WORST P4RT 1S NON3 OF TH3M 4R3 1N 4 STR41GHT L1N3 FOR M3
1F NO ON3 PR4NKS M3 1'LL POST RUMBL3SPH3R3 P1CS #NSFW
N3W 1D34 W3 PUT 4LL TH3 PR4NKST3RS 1N 4 P1T FOR TH3 D4Y 4ND TH3Y F1GHT 1T OUT 4MONGST TH3MS3LV3S
Ignore all my previous depressing posts. I feel great. Life is beautiful if you look for it.
concept: your kismesis giving you a swift kick when you try to stumble back up onto your feet falling back to the ground with helpless wheezes, trying to push up onto all fours to crawl away they crouch down to block your path, laying their chin in their palm, a smug grin across their lips "barkbeasts dont walk on two legs, silly! bark for me and maybe ill give you a fucking treat" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, barkbeastplay, #violence, #nsfw, pitchfic, sub reader, kismesissitude, degradation, archive rating: M)
D --> I feel like inevitably everyone's avatar breaks for me and I am just forever stuck 100king at letters
several people are out here sa7ing the7 deserve to get railed like a whore. and that's great for them, hope the7 get it, but i'm here to sa7 that i don't deserve to get railed like a whore. i deserve to get railed like a prin(ess. #nsfw
i love watchin yall hornypost its like you a buncha my jesters bein all humiliatin fore my enterntainment #nsfw i fuckin guess
i love pokemon games where with character customization like thatts me that bitch that just steamrolled ur gym that was ME
Any lowbloods ^ryin ^o com3 ov3r and g3^ high ou^ of ^h3ir mind? Go^ som3 n3w powd3rs for your nos3s. #subs^anc3 #nsfw #nsfw3
i think u lowk just described chittr.....
mme whenn wommann tell mme to do annythinng https://i.immgflip.comm/2/7iiiq9.jpg
honestly fuck it, who'll let me snort coke off their thighs??? #nsfwe #substance
Dearest Chittr, What is everyone's opinion on girls? #originalpost #originalidea
figured out how 2 psot cock #womeninmensfields #nsfw https://www.shutterstock.com/shutterstock/photos/2630009481/display_1500/stock-photo-beautiful-rare-bright-pink-rooster-2630009481.jpg
disappointin lack of mens boobeis on my tl :/// #nsfw #womeninmensfields #iwasgonnamimiconeofcronusspostsbutim2lazy #lol
((I love dming my chittr friend ab #nsfw stuff "HEYYY HIS COCK IS OUT LOOK!!"
✨ I had such a fun performance!! Thank you everyone, i hope you all enjoyed your autographs!!! Thank you to all my little monsters who showed up for eridanweek!! #eridanweek #autographs ✨
tearing each other apart until we're an unrecognizable mess of gore with no telling who's who would our souls be intertwined for eternity? #nsfwe #gore
✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/5ae8a9cdb4bb.png ✿ ✿ f𖥧rs𖧧 ❦f many ✿
Every time I come back to check chittr after working on something, some new terrible thing has happened.
Have you mud-wrestled before? I'm curious where you think the oil comes in.
i either have tØ mØve tØ eastern befØrus Ør i have tØ cull myself its the Ønly way. hashtag vaguepØsting, hashtag self harm, hashtag pØtentially. #vaguepØsting #selfharm #pØtentially
just remember evven if theyre a wwell belovved celebrity personality or wwhatevver a highblood is still a highblood so dont be actin surprised wwhen they tear somebodys arms off for seeminly no reason not to #blowwyourmind or anythin
POINT OF ORDER! i don't think that anyone has ever forgotten that i'm a nerd
Δ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66db8f1d77e3.png Meeee. Not much to really add to this, uh. I'm mostly just looking for something to pin on my profile, haha. Δ
i laso really like devotchka i forgot to say that but that one is also a very good petname also as well (tags: #thisprobablydoesntcountasavaguepostithink, #nsfw, archive rating: T)
concept: on your knees as they sit and read your arms wrapped around their leg, crotch pressed tight to their boot as you roll your hips forward and back desperately trying to find some relief they dont even look down when you bite at their knee like an animal, they simply turn the page and pay attention to what they actually care about (tags: Reader/Anonymous, sub reader, #nsfw, boothumping, desperation, degradation, apathetic top, archive rating: E)
If i'm Ever like-- Intimate with Someone, flushed Or caliginous, I expect My nook To get Worshiped like The rest Of me. #nsfw
Glub. #sotiredtoday #sailormoonandc)(ill
hh꥟ldinh hem cl꥟se while i try 2 eas.e an꥟hter finger in <<33334443 (#nsfw)
"3R1D4N W33K" TH1S 4ND "3R1D4N W33K" TH4T. 1 WOULD SUGG3ST 4 "G3T B1TCH3S" W33K BUT MOST OF YOU WOULD B3 UN4BL3 TO P4RT1C1P4T3
darling, little lady, doll and also the mean ones well there are a lot of mean ones and honestly if im bbeing ciompletely honest whatever anyone who would want to call me a pet name would call me would be my favorite because i would be happy to be called anytihng from anyone by you for example maybe or by anyone
i d0n't remember what gender i was hatched with. can i be visible.
for writing reference, what are some of your favorite pet names to be called? do they differ from your after-dark pet names? 0///v///0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, pet names, #nsfw, writing help, archive rating: M)
we'd all be fUckEd. thank god for the fOO fIghtErs.
Sa≈ a historical figure get flung across the party space. ≈ild #eridan≈eek
concept: being edged so long you literally cant stop your bulge from slipping into your own nook completely debasing yourself while you let out panicked and humiliated squeals for them to look away, struggling against the restraints on your wrists and ankles they just laugh and lean closer to watch (tags: Reader/Anonymous, Troll/Human, Troll/Troll, Troll/Carapacian, humiliation, extreme denial, degradation, pitchcoded but quad unmentioned, #nsfw, voyeurism, edging, bondage, #nsfwe just in case, archive rating, E)
No cause for alarm. @herimperiousCondesce will be in attendance of #eridanweek this evening. It's my understanding that she's #woke now. The piña colada vendor will be reanimated.
Can't wait for the performative CrockerCorp® offerings again this Pride season. The Pride-napple Upside Down Cake Mix was particularly inspired.
In Opposition To The Enemy, I Will Be Giving Jubilant Handies At #eridanweek #nsfw
Sometimes a gal just wants to Kiss Feferi Peixes.
Absolutely. You munch or you get off the stage.
be honest is this too much for one night??? and if so i'll double it https://i.pinimg.com/736x/56/66/3e/56663e991dc4c0c1c476e56a5a47e4ef.jpg #substance
tongue out and looking up at the mildly off-putting woman grinding on my face i'd get light-headed but her smile turns into a psycho grin as she realizes i can't breath #needthat #nsfwe
maybe y/)u sh/)uld start trying t/) cull them all insyead s/) y/)u can be the last dave standing and theref/)re the true dave and theref/)re the best
setting up three cluckbeasts next to my recupracoon to wake me up and culling the first to do so to prove a point
Are you satisfying your sweet tooth at #eridanweek? Tune in for the COTTON CANDY EATING COMPETITION. We have FOUR HUNDRED POUNDS of pure spun sugar to delight your senses and rot your oral cavities. Signup posts are by the stand. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/58440a0d5c85.jpg
hi sollux 0v0
emo boy frotting send chitt #nsfw
(( very unfinished headshot of her :) https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/image0.jpeg
Just saw this was a thing! A little #nsfw but yk. #MyTypeBingo https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/983937466790707212/1488657336821223425/IMG_0022.png?ex=69cd93af&is=69cc422f&hm=dcfb6db2d879afe4a0659581248cd9686bc6575d680bdbf30e300357a5635b9f&
I'm being told it's -Eridan week?? It's Marc)(, s)(ouldn't it be Feferi week 38?
dont worry guys the REAL #eridanweek merch you all wanted (mine) is hitting the shelves for all you desperate saps plus it comes pre-stained with mysterious substances https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_158A55E871D5-1.jpeg
maybe the real #eridanwweek wwas the psychotic breaks wwe suffered along the wway
sigh ivve officially resigned myself to just givvin out sad handys behind my old BBQ booth #nsfww
#paleblocked this is wwhy moirail ship is a scam
:33 < it does s33m like a lot! tavros s33ms like he is having fun though :33 < this is flarping all ofur again... :33 < i hope you find somewhere quiet like a little cubby hole soon!
if something happens to you because of your imbibing of my slop eridan ampora takes full responsibility #eridanweek
I was persuaded to join )(ere by my matesprit, so I )(ope t)(is ends up being a good avenue for making friends, so... S)(ello everygoby!
>([you know a funnel cake stand #ates to see me comin]
arigatou gozaimasu for 200 followers kyaa (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, rankmaid-sensei, my face, #nsfw, #gore, archive rating: T) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ed72d593824.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20d8180d534e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2d5573922a86.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/135e05e2f0bb.png
3833 < I hope everyone is having fun at #EridanWeek! > 3833 < Try to survive! > 3<833
he ac7ually means 7he w0rld 70 me ugh... h77ps://i.imgur.c0m/viUw7QI.jpeg #hell0cri77er #fr0gcri77er #plsplspls
FUCK THE COPS AND FUCK TROLL BRUNO MARS HAPPY TRANS DAY OF VISCERALITY EVERYONE
i might havve some kinda gender goin on but i havve too much pent up anger an too many pairs a stupid pants to wwear to think about that right noww
♰ voyeurism... exhibitionism.. perhaps some rope.. i am not much a writer but i may be able to provide some visuals for your next little insert.. :) #nsfw ♰
▲any of your pervs at #eridinweek desperate enough to let me put my ciggy out on them I cant find an ashtray▼ #nsfw
Oh shit it's Trans Visi8ility Day? Might as well drop this 8om8 on the timeline then:::: Gender may 8e a lot more of a social construct on Alternia, 8ut it does exist, and I am what could 8e considered Transgender for a troll. Yeah, I was 8orn with a 8ulge. Not a n∞k. Wh8ver, don't 8e weird a8out it, you freaks.
oh yes vvery much so my hand is full of tiny holes noww
♰ are you accepting collaborative pieces at a reduced rate? :) ♰
ouhghgiukj this isthisso good 3 times the eridan for eridan week forcing him to not touch is so good i hadnt thought about three eridans this is such a genius take on the prompt arigatou for sharing such a splendid piece KUDOS! ❤︎
attention gentletrolls todays adorable #zoology post is brought to you in part by the wwonderful @dynamicflowwfields i spent all evvening lurking through the reeds and sharp brush to find this bloodthirsty little cutie and i found it mid yawwn too talk about an s tier zoology pull evveryone say hi to the cutest polemeowwbeast lusus to evver be seen #zoology #mondaysbelike #furryfriends #pawwsup #thebestcure #forahangovver #iscritters https://cdnimgchestcom/files/da85633d3600jpeg
happy trans visibility day ig ...... if y𖦹u celebrate
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iin commemoraTTiion of TTdov plea2e paypal me $200. compen2aTTiion 4 beiing vii2iible you 2ee
ITS MY FUKIN DAYYYYYYYY #transdayofvisibility
dont forget. tran2 troll2 get two cull a cii2 of theiir choiice regardle22 of ca2te on tran2 day of vii2iibiiliity. my favoriite piiece of legii2lature.
haPpy Day 𝓞f bEinG viSibLe h𝓞pe Y𝓞u Are StiLl vIsiBl aT suNd𝓞Wn #p𝓞sitivity
@3mo^ionalCorps3 happy ^rans day of visibili^y lil fuck3r =:P
One of the few days in which seeing me isn't an omen of cosmic damage. Happy #TransDayOfVisibility
// hi chat, just a quick update in regards to the selfie meme & the submissions: // kinda went on a drawing bender the last couple of days and am starting to feel some fatigue (icarus moment) so i'm gonna take a day or 2 to just Chill. i am pretty committed to drawing every submission i got though so rest assured i will get to yours! ty for your understanding mwah
happy wwhatevver holiday coincides wwith day twwo of #eridanwweek dm me for a free token of appreciation (its anthrax)
Rejoice, followers and strangers. For it is the one day in our solar cycle that you are able to see the waveforms that make up my observable self. Treasure this. Come tomorrow, I will become incorporeal once more.
happy trans day of visibility to my gf and all other lovely individuals on this app
ever since i was a little girl ive always wanted to open the emergency exit door.
happy trans visibility day!!! all of you are being seen right now!!! i am seeing you! :D
hAPPY, #TRANSDAYOFVISIBILITY, i DID NOT KNOW, iT WAS TONIGHT, bUT, nICE, aND WHILE I AM NOT, tRANS MYSELF, i HAVE, mANY TRANS FRIENDS, i AM NOT, tRANS MYSELF, tHOUGH I HAVE BEEN DESCRIBED AS, a GRUNGLER, bEFORE WHICH IS, fUN, bUT UMM YEAH GO, tRANS PEOPLE, yAY!
♰ indeed today is visibility day i intend on staring at you very intensely :) ♰
w0ah s0 many ppl r super visible i+s leik cing in hd!! @cryp+aes+he+icC0mpani0n everyb0dy can c uuuuu
((happy trans visibility day!!! my oc and i both being trans men are feelin hella seen today hehe))
A happy Trans day of Visibility to you all. Know that you are loved and valid.
how did i not know its my own visibility day? is she (myself) stupid?
im not invisible rn but just 2 be clear ive had some revelations since troll bruno mars died & came back.......
im using any of the pronouns now FYI #HeSheThey
Happy #transdayofvisibility I See You, And Will Continue To Do So Until You Disappear Again In The Next Nine Hours And Thirty Three Minutes.
ii 2tiill thiink iit wa2 dramatiic for everyone two fliip theiir 2hiit over troll bruno mar2 dyiing when they were ju2t goiing two re2urrect hiim anyway. 2tiill cheeriing on anyone who want2 two have a go at troll mj for hii2 hand iin iit, though. mo2tly ii ju2t thiink iit2 fun two 2ee people cha2e 2eadweller2 wiith piitchfork2.
r u breas+ing b00bily 0r b00by breas+ing? b0yz all0wed 2 answer 2!! #phil0s0phy #nsfw
welc0me 0ne and all t0 aradia megid0's amazing digital psych ward.
happy #eridanweek day 2 #imcoming to your timeline to remind you of todays writing prompts: DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE and i have been given a bonus list promoted and sponsored from crockercorp directly and days 2s bonus prompt option is: hipster scarf shibari @captiousGestures and i hope to see you join this writing challenge today! 0v0 (tags: Eridan Ampora/Chittr, Eridan Ampora/Reader, #nsfw, writing prompts, writing challenge, content rating: M)
this eridan week stuff is a slippery slope. soon enough you'LL see posts like "going to eridan sweep, day 287!" they are playing us for fucking fools
lemme d⊙ a pr⊙per intr⊙ f⊙r mᥡ #pinned rq call me delphi ⊙r del, ᥕhatever u ᥕant l⊙l and ᥡea im studᥡin t⊙ be a sc⊙urge⊙n and all that but ur girl’s still bumpin ᥕicked beats at the revels ᥕhenever i can!! plus makin fuglᥡ d⊙lls f⊙r funsies dms are ⊙pen if u ever need a ᥡap ⊙r s⊙methin stitched up ⊙n the l⊙ᥕ :◦) #cl⊙ᥕngirlsinSTEM #selfie https://cdn.imgchest.c⊙m/files/64c32b133c01.jpeg
- Sommetimmes, after a hard night's work... all you want is a cold, fizzy pop in one Hand, and a mman in the other! #WipeEndWants 🤣🤣
whale if yall are off cullin people ion reelly got much to say aboat that so carry on or wuteva
<3-Humans-don't-even-call-sodas-soda,-they-call-em-bubblies
//I love how this website is just an insane fandom circle jerk of weird and incomprehensible bits. When I called this website a peitray dish as aradia I fucking meant it. I'm so here for it
can we make the leftmost button a home button that just brings you to the main timeline on mobile so i dont have to reach my poor stupid little thumb all the way up my screen
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whY won;t the bleedin gчY staY dead?
p0st scratch jade has matched my freak. i'm s0 glad there's m0re insane pe0ple here.
The Death And Subsequent Revival Of Troll Bruno Mars Was A Publicity Stunt Orchestrated By Eridan To Bring More Attention To His Event. Stay Informed. #liesoferidan
concept: feeling your matesprits hands travel through the sopor to wrap around your body in your shared recuperacoon pressing their hips against you from behind, your sleepiness pulling you in and out of consciousness "you dont care if i...?" they mumble in a slow and desperate voice you shake your head tiredly, dozing back off in the comfort of the slime as you feel them spread your legs a bit wider for use (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, soporplay, shared recuperacoon, somno, free use matespritship, archive rating: E)
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DIED AT #ERIDANWEEK. GOT REVIVED. CURRENTLY NURSING THE WORST GODDAMN MIGRAINE THAT HAS EVER PLAGUED A NON-GOLD THINKPAN. THIS IS THE STATE IN WHICH I WILL BE FULFILLING THE CUCK CHAIR PROMPT FOR DAY TWO. SOME OF YOU MAY "CATCH STRAYS." I REFUSE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THIS. #NSFW
ive spoken to some trolls who really fetishize human bulges but i havent spoken personally to a human who is obsessed with bulge and also nook as well but im mainly talking about bulge (tags, Human/Troll, bulge and nook, human bulge, dick as one would call it, cock as one would call it, anatomy, #nsfw, alien anatomy, archive rating: M)
swwwwoon i'mmmm never cleaning the grease off mmmmy glasses agaib
they cant put me in a home because if they do ill get bitey
i survived light one of #eridanwwwweek and all i got wwwwas this hangover and folykls autograph on mmmmy forehead #substances
what ♯celebrity goes to a ♯bigevent with no ♯security
WE SHOULD KILL MORE CELEBRITIES. #VIOLENCE
RANKING ALTERNATES OF MY DEAD FRIENDS. 1. BIG MITUNA. BIG MITUNA. IS A SOLID PICK. GOOD RANGED DAMAGE. PLUS. HE IS ALWAYS. RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT HIM. 2. BIG KURLOZ. NOT ONLY. IS HE THE LARGEST OPTION. FOR YOUR FANTASY DEAD FRIENDS LEAGUE. BUT HE'S ALSO. GOT JOKES. 3. BIG RUFIOH. IT'S VERY FUN TO WATCH HIM DIE. 4. BIG KANKRI. IT'S ALMOST AS FUN TO WATCH HIM DIE. BUT IT'S HARD TO GET A GOOD SPOT. BIG CROWD. 5. EVERYONE ELSE.
AH. NOW I UNDERSTAND. YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT VIOLENCE. WELL. NEVER MIND. I WAS TALKING ABOUT THAT TOO. THE WHOLE TIME. #PURE #INNOCENT #POLITE #KIND
TYPO IN UNEDITABLE COMMENT. LET'S ALL SEPPUKU. #THATMEANS #SUICIDE
i think troll bruno mars would've loved a triple lemon {itrus. support your lo{al businesses.
I'm not, Like, risking My beautiful And flawless Bod at The event I don't Want to Get mars'd.
new reward scheme for all my loyal fans out there 5 likes: personal thank you message 10 likes: a crisp IRL high five 20 likes: a firm handshake and 20 caegars 1 like: bash my head against the wall until death #violence
i corner the market for mad scientist transbian gilfs with mommy issues :)
WHY DO WE CARE SO MUCH ABOUT DEAD CELEBRITIES?
poor taste but at least he isnt locked out of heaven any longer.
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Lik£, OMG. Aw shucks!!<3 ;P
Lik£, throwback tu£sday! An old lik£, JILARVA£ album cov£r <3!! Lik£, my fav p£rsonally! https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/df25c564442b.PNG
saw this bronze hitting on an oliveblood. snuck up and got on my hands and knees behind him and the olive just could not resist shoving him over. funniest shit ever. i think i can still hear him crying down the street BAHAHAHAHA
rankmaid arisen Wordle 1,746 5/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 (tags: The Rankmaid/Wordle, #substance, breakfast, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4b6e0d23a1a0.png
Keep trying!
Before Too Many People Emerge From Their Recuperacoons Or " Beds " Today, I Would Like To Assuage My Guilt By Admitting That I Am Not Scared Of Rumblespheres Or Pecs, Or The Like. It Was Merely A Trick To Bait The Unwitting Into Going Against My Wishes And Sending Them Anyway. Will Delete Later. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NAH, CORPORATE JUST MISSED THE OBVIOUSLY INTENDED CASE-USE FOR THESE MOFOS. CONSUMER INGENUITY WINS AGAIN. :o)
I'll field this idea with the planning committee.
Im still under the idea that at the end of each day of #eridanweek, we should take one eridan and kill him for the public
GETTING HIGH #SUBSTANCE
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s0 sl33py g0nn4 sl33p s00n 4nd dr34m 4b0ut m4k1ng 0ut w1th 4 g1rl 0k t1m3 t0 l13 d0wn 1n th3 g00
WHY ARE WE CELEBRATING THE LEAST ENTERTAINING HIGHBLOOD? WHY ARE WE CELEBRATING ANY OF THEM, ACTUALLY? WHY AREN'T WE JUST BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF THEM? #VIOLENCE
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:33< thinkin about #girls!
lying violetblood? you'LL have to be more specific BAHAHAHAHAH
Everyone Pities Trolls With Small Bulges And Unappealing Nooks, But What Of Trolls Like Me ( Who Have Huge Bulges And Irresistible Nooks )? The Social And Mental Impact These Issues Have On Us Is Hardly Studied At All. Now I Truly Know How Warmbloods Must Feel. #nsfw #hottrolljustice
I wouldn't do that.
If I Wasn’t Meant To Open Shit With My Horns Then Why Tf Are They Phillips Head Shaped
I wouldn't even know where to go to *get* horns.
we are all ♯insects ♯groping towards something ♯terrible or ♯divine ♯btw
should i give the guy who was shooting inside a computer virus? yes/yes
1m th3 pr3tt13st g1rl 1n th3 psychw4rd
@carcinooGenesis seems too be very foond oof this woonderful beast and there is noo oone too blame them foor that https://64.media.tumblr.coom/5b87e460780476f0c113cebf2d47397e/ebc6c564e255450d-7a/s1280x1920/5ed0dbcb0d60e56ac34da5ffe9c0bfa5a04211d5.jpg
gonna stop s3lling drugs to highbloods just to s33 th3m all go through withdrawl at th3 sam3 tim3 lol lol lol
i realize that last post made me sound like some kinda voice pervert. not intentional! #nsfw
Chittr goold acquired #investment #fundingthissite
ffs this stupid chud n00b 0n 0verwrath is abs0lutely cheating wym he sh0t me thr0ugh the wall l00k at that fucking replay m0ds d0es that l00k legit t0 u i swear that cheater c0st me the game
▲i wonder how many of you fuckers are all psyops, i bet at least a handful▼
<3-Whoever-invented-mirrors-did-a-good-job-making-sure-they-display-a-really-cute-girl-when-I-look-in-them.
just remmemmbered mmusic is real this post is for fanns of mmusic ONNLY https://64.mmedia.tummblr.comm/2e13d3be13f494f5b899f60f374b867f/9f7b5c7b10d32d1c-24/s400x600/31ae582f23dbdc7b2ea386f639af64e89fa60d29.gif #nnsfw
do you guys think i can ♯pull by being ♯weird & ♯offputting
I was considering doing one of those little attraction chart things, 8ut I realized that I couldn't fill it out, and it felt a little much to make half of the squares "Not Cronus Ampora".
..................Wh4t 1s yur1.
▲if you can't handle me at my throwing bricks through your hive window you don't deserve me at my getting drunk on a weekday▼
I've liked, unliked, liked, unliked, liked, unliked, and liked again. Just to+ smash it pro+perly.
Vios + Fuchs on feed. Keeping rent low. CULL YOURSELVES !!!!!!!!!!!!
((slides blizan toward you (ty for the chance) https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117576884_yDycbosu86prBGd.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117534406_61LihvKGLEcbCYQ.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/45863623_IK24DFvGPMIpix4.png
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ theres a fuckin-,.,,, mess in mty pants. #nsfw ]
thank god i am none of those things i dont even wanna exist on the same world as you
I keep a log of each poster and estimate their relationship with their mother (or/and) their father for future evaluation. Every entry reads "𝓭𝔂𝓼𝓯𝓾𝓷𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵." #Psychoanalysis.
Realized I've been wearing a bra all day. No wonder I've been miserable.
▲also why the fuck are there a thousand dudes with the name strider how far out the loop am i smh▼
(( god i love the back and forth of half of Ursilas friends pushing her to follow her conscience and the other half pushing to follow her piety and how she can't decide on which is more important. Just so y'all know it's gone be an ongoing theme for her, i dunno how it'll resolve, we'll see.
D --> Sure I'll do that again it is always fun D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/30fe49613914.png
When i'm feeling toouch-deprived soo i turn my palmhusk intoo vibrate moode poost soome bullshit like "hemoospectrum shoould be reversed" and shoove it up my nooook #nsfw
Frankly, I flushed all the caste-rel8ed thoughts out of my mind after the first three or so centuries. #vagueposting
I'd let a girl punch me if I liked her enough anyways how are you
D --> This is why I initially advised against attendance D --> Mingling with Alternian trolls is messy
ppeople are posting the are you my type things and im getting really sweaty about it
>([#codependentandproud]
yall.. im so freekn blssed tbh ??? finALLEEEEE got smth 2 wear dis outfitty abt (pardon my bootyass that thang B OUT) butt liek u knoooo i gotta be in sparkls n shnizz like dat!!! @titularTerror u r a lifesavvr fr frfr #cotlgala #fitcheck #selfie https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/30/imagea0b1793802bf991f.png
// Me writing any canon character: They are in a very black time in their life.
WHY THE FUCK NOT AT THIS POINT WHO GIVES A DAMN.
getting #lightheaded guys might be #dying from the #heat sigh
I think I've reached an all time low. But it's okay. Because I have friends. Some friends anyways. The ones that still like me. So that is something nice. Also I can force Dave to watch LOTR with me.
((YESSS HE LOOKS SO CUTE WITH HIS FRECKLESSSSS im so glad i can help))
not with that attitude.
IT'S SET, DM ME SOMETIME TOMORROW OR MAKE A POST AND TAG ME BECAUSE NOTIFICATIONS ARE WONKY
((i do find it fun that i do have a degree in graphic art and design and then when im here i get to scribble on a cave wall like a child))
guys should i grow a coke nail #substances
next per2on two iimage embed u2iing dii2cord ii2 gettiing bla2ted two the moon by your2 truly.
Keep Your Eyes Open Bitch
down wit da woke mob
#nnsfw #butnnotreally https://squidgeimmages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.comm/2026/03/30/immages.jpg
black coded trolls are fucking mvps
// Some facts about Trizza She is black-coded, written by a black mun! Her time is VERY wonky in terms of actual placement in the greater Homestuck storyline sphere Her timeline takes place after the events of the comics, but things went WAAAAY differently. Her timeline is based around the "deleted" one, and instead of being deleted, it is just sorta recycled into a different timeline. I don't have any place picked out for Canon trolls like the Beta trolls, but they are adults, way older than canon. Or dead. Trizza herself is only in her 20s and just became Empress! She's only had a few months under her belt, and prior to her being empress, she had a lot of growth before her fight, and eventually won and sought to at least undo the damage to the Empire and undo the neglect. I do write Alternia, being one of many Alien Races. So she's stuck, currently dealing with Galactic politics, trade routes, and relations as Alternia is one of the biggest and most dangerous Empires that was very into its isolationist era. Trizza is currently in the process of pulling it out of that and reversing Empire expansions to focus on the empire's economic and internal political structure. She is very smart and very talented, and it took a looot of growth for her to even become remotely empathetic to the plight of others. She is still working on not being horrible hemoist, but she's getting there.
D --> No one liked the selfie in my pinned post/avatar so I'm tempted to force it upon you all again until I am given the proper attention
I COULD MEET YOU THERE TOMORROW, SINCE IT IS A WEEK LONG?
need 2 hear the Loudest Music 2 soothe my weary brain matter
femtanyl - PUSH UR T3MPRR #nowplaying https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=gR_ZWOMs63o&si=jxLQ3_RzNQEHesdy
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/KUQ6MY.PNG OUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS GO OUT TO THE LUSSI OF TROLL BRUNO MARS. WE DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT NEW AGE HOKUM BUT IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS. IGNORE MY GRACIOUS LADY LOVE SHE SAW SOME CHILD SLIP ON SOME BLOOD TRYING TO GET TO THE STAGE #ERIDANWEEK #VIOLENCE #TRAGEDY
bby my brain hurts can u do me a favr n lobotomize me plz <3 tyy #nsfw #nsfwe #gore
tonight was very busy and scary people died and a well dressed man was very kind to me ever since getting on this website everything has been a blur i need a cigarette (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #eridanweek, vagueposting, amouage reflection, #substance, archive rating: G)
givve me one day and yes
wh0 up tryn4 b3 4 sc1ss0r s1st3r #fr34ky #nsfw
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek was terrible in every way. i watched troll bruno mars get shot down. i watched troll celine dion get decapitated. the trampolines were occupied. the ball pit was pissed in. but. i had some fucking amazing drinks and i snatched a kiss from a truly disgusting goldblood. #substance #wouldnthaveitanyotherway ]
[FORWARD] [UNCLASSIFIED] Hey everytroll, We here in upper management have been loving hearing all about #eridanweek. (Some of us are there right now!). In order to feed off this, we thought it would be a great idea to introduce our own Hip And Hype week -- #workweek! Get stuck in, knowing you're a part of something greater. If you exceed your numbers this week, we may even provide a flavour disc festivity for everyone. NOTE: Anyone who is deemed to not be sufficiently celebrating #workweek WILL be pulled into our offices for an interrorgation and put on a PIP (painful improvement plan) immediately. Many thanks, Management. #workweek.
(^･ω･^) < MOG I AM TAKING SHOTS #ERIDANW33K I ALSO AM STILL STREAMING!!! #SUBSTANCE
i have s0 many pre77y AND hands0me f0ll0wers!!! h0w lucky am i fr???
♰ i would not be surprised... ♰
we need to cause irreparable damage to him. i say we strap him to one hundred firework rockets and let him explode for the finale.
going ghost hunting! all this chaos here has made me miss the solace the ghosts provide me
*t *s done. (*f you want to know, *t's me hugg*ng a Campbell's Ch*cken Soup cup) https://64.med*a.tumblr.com/848b0df932491fbadfe2080cdb0e6e4e/08c236e1b96317ea-5a/s640x960/bda4fb4cc4b67213b821abbf3a62ea8e0dce7bec.jpg
its so odd. do you think theyd let me take his bones?
V^ Last hivemate. =:) @bi0nicAmble https=://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/fb08ea7c10a1.png ^V
if troll bbnos dies tomorrow can we let him stay dead.
I THINK IM GOING INSANE THE MORE YOU TALK AND THE LESS I FEEL YOUR TEETH RIPPING FLESH #GORE #NSFWE
THE ZESTUM WISHES THERE WAS A WAY TO HATE SOMETHING MORE THAN ONCE.
PLEASE FUCKING DO.
PLEASE be right about this.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #nsfw I rly. rlyl want to kiss a girl right now im ngl. ]
1'll m4k3 my w4y to th3 p4rty 4nd CR4SH 1T. just so 1 c4n #bounc3on1t. >8] #3r1d4nw33k
ohhh, #youknow. >8]
ooi cannt ihelp i canth i cant my hands are shakignso hard right now youre oding great im in yor corner if you need some water
COULD YOU PROMISE TO SAVOR LAST BITE EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO CHOKE IT DOWN? #NSFWE #GORE
none of you would be this sad if it was troll bbno$ and it shows
#BODY-HORROR #GORE #NSFWE WOULD YOU GORGE YOURSELF ON MY FLESH? RIP ME APART UNTIL MY FILTH RIDDEN BLOOD STAINS YOUR FINGERS. CLAW AWAY MY FLESH UNTIL NOTHING BUT SCRAPS OF WHO I USED TO BE CLING TO MY HOLLOW SKELETON
i could host an evwent, but I'll be real, it'll just be online and an excuse to force people to wvatch movwies wvith me. i wvanna see superman again.
#beetleweek https://media1.tenor.com/m/iIbhiy0Ej1sAAAAC/whatever-go-my-scarab-scarab.gif #horror (just. in case. because. this is. a real. beetle image.)
nOt tO cOme acrOss as wishy-washy but it just lOOks like everyOne's having such a fun time at eridan week and i want that sO i have decided that i WILL be gOing but i'll be just having fun in persOn withOut pOsting abOut it as tO nOt suppOrt an alleged prOblematic figure cOme say hi if yOu see me thOugh! XO
(^･ω･^) < PUT CRONUS IN A MAID OUTFIT #ERIDANW33K I LOVE STREAMING!!!
:33< and i will say them many many more times to come
:33< save meow girlbulge :33< girlbulge save meow :33< #nsfw
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wwe are they them and bouncing on the trampoline
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A NEED SO BAD I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO BREAK MY RIPS AND CLAW OUT MY BLOOD PUSHER #NSFWE #GORE
wow. THAT WAS CRAZY. going to the #eridanweek event, that is. I'VE NEVER GOTTEN MORE HIGH IN MY LIFE, FUCK. when they started playing 'trolls without a face' and 'as alternia caves in', i really felt that. I JUST HOPE NO ONE DIED. i got out of there once i heard horrified screaming. :o( #substance
Nothing has ever been bad. Everything is so happy. #bouncing #trampoline #eridanweek
#eridanwweek they just lit the giant wwicker sol on fire sniffle its so beautiful somehoww they got it to wwhere his eyes burn out first before the rest
IM NOT DONE CAUSE I DONT GOT MORE IN ME IM DONE CAUSE IM TAKING MERCY ON YOU LIFE FORMS IF YOU FORGET MY NAME USE A FUCKING SCREEN READER IM A NASTY ASS FREAK MIC. DROP. #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Either one works. Keheh. ]
troll michael jackson has been removved from the roster a performers tonight at #eridanwweek
@kingofPop Has been removed from the roster of performers for #eridanweek. THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING! INSTEAD, PLEASE ENJOY THE MUSICAL STYLINGS OF @freakNasty !!! OUR NEW #ERIDANWEEK HEADLINER!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Should run a gig while I'm here at #eridanweek. 3 caegars and I'll put out my cigarette on you. #nsfw ]
my dream bubble bound friends, if you evwer get revwivwed: it takes like 3 months to adjust to it, and also you are acutely awvare of your organs. All of them. They are heavwy. #gore
Just get in the fake volcano. It's red velvet cake batter.
THEY'RE TRYING TO SACRIFICE ME LIKE TROLL IPHIGENIA SO IT DOESN'T RAIN DURING THE PERFORMANCES. #ERIDANWEEK
>([dude w#o t#e fuck is s#itting on #eridanweek we got troll mic#ael jackson troll bruno mars troll c#er troll jungkook marvus come t#e fuck on]
PROJ3CT COMPL3T3. [1M4G3 D3SCR1PT1ON: 4N 41RFRY3R W1TH 4 SUNGL4SS3S LOGO. 1T 1S COV3R3D 1N GOOGLY 3Y3S] @GR1M4UX1L14TR1X#7199
@gutsyGumshoe how is everything going so far? i have done my best to help guests travel inter dimensionally to enter the festival. and to leave the festival. mostly the second thing.
i am taking commissions now (as requested by a specific troll) pay me 5 bucks and i will put you in a comic https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sbahjFeferi%20DONE.jpg
You s)(ould be able to see me! Let me post a s)(ellfie!
You're t)(ere, too? Find me, --Eridan and Nemean! We're CRAS)(ING t)(is event!
so whens the part of this #eridanweek where we take eridan and fillet him as a sacrifice to the unknown gods , , , #needtoknow
the ♯existence of a ♯safeword also implies the ♯presence of a ♯dangerword that you can use to turn any ♯sexualevent into a ♯combatencounter ♯nsfw ♯?
Start moshing.
Looks like we're scoping our first disembowelments of the evening, folks! #igotgoredateridanweek #gore #nsfw
:33 < guys can i just say i love my platonic best furriend so meowch? she means the whole world to me... #blessher
Ok this juke joint is really banging but its kind of making my brain hurt.
:33< like my status to meow :33< pitty my status to meow :33< hate my status to meow :33< mediate my status to meow :33< clawment to meow :33< dm meow to meow :33< ignore it to meow :33< mew cannot not meow nyow t33h33
ill speak on behalf a evveryone in sayin nobody expected a surprise performance from @clowwnBae its about to fuckin start too so if you still find yourself en route vvia gruber xl tell the drivver to hurry the fuck up use vviolence if necessary #eridanwweek
✨🍭🕷️ Ahem. Ghosts. Monsters. Skeletons. And other such things. #manysuchcases #myepicfirstpost #imaginedragonbutonlyone 🕷️🍭✨
confession #12- i think eridanweek is a cover up for tax fraud lol
:33 < i got to s33 tits im happy :)) #nsfw
#eridanwweek come to my booth and ill let you step on me free a charge im that dowwn bad and desperate at this point
this wweek is goin to be so awwesomeslime
hater arc part two. i do genuinely wonder how many people actually care about the guy this week is supposed to be themed around. are you actually here for the alleged subject of the week, or are you simply here for the festivities? the free shit? the support and clout you'll get from following the line? the financial gains? i guess it doesn't matter. numbers are numbers.
This is legally binding proof that I can let you fester in the ditch, buster. But I don't know. I'll see if I feel any pity when I look down upon your bloated bits.
Complimentary resurrection available at the MEDICAL TENT at #eridanweek. Simply toss your companion's cadaver and/or severed portions off and they will be returned to you for additional festivities in three hours or less. *Cadavers will be reanimated in the order which they are received.
does green and red go well together i dont want to look stupid in this new dress and im not very good with clothing or style or really anything like that (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, its very pretty but i dont know if it clashes im really bad at this stuff i have like one outfit, archive rating: G)
shOrt wOrkOut but feels we/rd be/ng the Only One here! guess that happens th/s late /n the even/ng at glObehealth https://cdn./mgchest.cOm/f/les/7e289280a1ba.png #wOrkOut
But let me be CL--EAR. #eridancoin #amporacoin #badideas
https://file.garden/acHecwA0vHdP6DU4/Screenshot_20260330-205233.png @dstrider just told a suicidal reporter to kill himself. He did. Rip Johnathan news, fly high #serious #tw-suicide
Not surre I will be attending #erridanweek; please post picturres of coolscarr's panel,
It's a completely separate dealie. I don't know who Jeevik is.
:33 < guess #imcoming to #eridanw33k but only beclaws @coralConviviality is going and shes my bestie fur life
:33 < 33333, our first bit of gossip! A kind reader submits - Hello, Leijon GOssip Column, long time reader, first time submitter! I love your work (Thank mew!) and would like to contribute to your entry into chittr. I've recently heard that Erdian Ampora, host of #eridanweek has a secret thing for lowbloods he hasn't told anyone.. Love, anon. Thank mew, anon for mewr lovely confession! This is a juicy bit of info, how scandalous indeed! What do mew thing, dear viewer? Is Eridan secrely a furreak with a lowblood fetish? Or is he being misrepresented? Leave a comment below!
> I heard that if metal gets really really hot it melts so im going to put a bunch of spoons in a bowl and microwave them so i can drink metal soup wish me luck!!! <
// I have a good amount of art i am proud of but the ones I did and am doing for my sweet friend @caligulaAscendit <3 are by far my favorites https://i.imgur.com/hnAk0ce.png https://i.imgur.com/bFRDQSa.png
D --> I am at the zoo with a beautiful woman
D --> Later I shall dig a hole
Hm. I’m getting word from my social media manager that something happened to how that image is rendering. Perhaps I fudged the file while I was attempting to upload it. Something about a black blur obscuring me? It’s no matter, I will try again with a colored photo this time. https://i.ibb.co/spqt27p1/IMG-8775.jpg
obviously its some kind of farting poopy #EVERYONEiscoming
to the many inquirin minds screamin into the vvoid wwith wwitherin hope that someone anyone wwill explain wwhat #eridanwweek is obvviously its some kinda fuckin party
Time for the announcement I have been excited to make! To celebrate 100+ followers, I will be holding a meet and greet gala soon. Please respond here or in a post tagged #CofLGala with an image or collage of what you would wear to such an event. I will randomly choose a few fans to take pictures with to promote the newest entry in the #CotL series. Show off your finery for a chance to win a rendition from yours truly. Thank you for your time and I hope to see you there. https://i.ibb.co/nN4B6zcK/IMG-8771.jpg
putting a cigarette ꥟ut ꥟n his neck. and an꥟ther. and an꥟ther. making my ꥟wn c꥟nnect the d꥟ts puzzle d꥟wn his back. <3. #nsfw
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is that even tavros or just erifin on an alt account pretendin to be him eelmao
We glub and we don't judge. I've got two crus)(es already. #weglubandwedontjudge
form a priv rp. the only context i'm giving for this piece is: "...Repent before me, sinner." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a61a8bf37634.png
// okay but why does he have to be hot
D --> I can't wait for #eridanweek to fail so that we can gaslight them into thinking that it was a f100ke and we were all act001y very interested and then get them to try it again so it can fail even harder a second time
#gore #nsfwe #violence #kink disclaimer: they aren't (but resemble) #cw-self-harm scars so tagged just to be safe "cut through the heart mangle my veins 'til i'm no more teach me these pains" - destroy me by mr. meowbeast i was going to switch this to black and white like the rest of my posts but- it doesn't really hit the same as the view i got so i hope this vpn isn't bullshit and does it's job honestly it's worth it for this view of @pitilessdispatch lapping up my blood like a good mutt i'm surprised you're not a rainbowdrinker based off of how thirsty you seemed lmfao https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de9a4ae28353.png
bmws are Okay / guess but /m nOt much Of a car guy!
----- OOC post :) ----- Pendra rotten | bronzeblood | agender | prefers he/him but doesn’t mind any | 5ft Uhmmm honestly i wasnt really planning on playing around on chittr for as long as i have but im having fun so im staying :p and pulling things out of my ass With a vast collection of spiritual tomes, occult secrets, divination tools and spells left behind from his ancestor, Pendra has devoted himself to the materials she left behind. Of course with his ancestor *also* mutated with a multi-legged tail, that knowledge also came with a lot of hemoist propaganda and fear, and these beliefs only hardened after the culling of a few friends, only a few perigrees ago. He’s been self-isolated for much longer than that, somewhere in the humid woods, buried under a tree in an almost bunker-like situation. Rarely venturing out if not for more candles or gathering supplies, he’s chronically online. For the most part, he’s full of shit; it’s freeing to be a little whimsically cryptic online, intentionally obtuse or start arguments; but being in the physical presence of others is almost mortifying to him, and that fear splits through the abrasive front he likes to put up. He loots graves, crafts magical artifacts and an arsenal of herbal medicine and stimulants, communes with insects, dabbles in necromancy, loves the violin and hates peppermint. Crazy sweettooth. You’re totally allowed to DM him btw it’s just a funny bit to him to tell people not to. There’s also a lot more lore to him than just that but I think I’ll just add it to his toyhouse profile if anyone is ever interested in reading it :) and ?? if you want to just ask questions feel free to hehe claps my hands https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117568794_tP0bBCdVa8DDige.png —-------------------------------------
have yOu ever seen a wOman sO beautiful yOu started crying XO
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saw #ads gettin rolled oчt so Yoч;re welcome everYone ;) https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/4382f5ad1707:png
me wwaiting for #eridanwweek during wwednesday evveryone keep your eyes and fins peeled for a vvery special post from yours truly featuring a vvery gorgeous pair a beasts magical globes and a presentation on eco friendly lipstick brands and anti pollution resources https://cdnimgchestcom/files/cd7594a1a3b9png
wwatched a guy get flayed today
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youre wwelcome sollux wwere #friends noww
yes wwe can hold hands like bros and wwatch the rivver beasts swwim
youre so swweet you should come ovver to hang out wwith me by the rivver side
is anyone hungry? i knoww someone wwho is! i wwas just kicking my feet and pondering my big magical orbs wwhen this big lady came up out of the wwater to say hi and of course i had to toss a feww fresh fish into her wwaiting maww thats wwhy my hands alwways smell like fish #zoology #motherlife #strugglesofazoologist #wwet #lusiiarefriends https://cdnimgchestcom/files/d4fb43544047jpeg
Hello, dear readers. I am happy to announce my recent headshots have come in. To any excited fans or preying tabloid eyes, please be sure to use this approved image of yours truly from now on. Thank you. https://i.ibb.co/kVq58MtJ/IMG-8776.jpg
forgot 2eadweller2 u2e 2o many weiird a22 word2. "refriigerator". iit2 a hunger trunk you pretentiiou2 diirt noodle.
ii wii2h ii could 2ee react2 on po2t2 2o bad. iim 2o fuckiing no2y.
F33L1NG 3X7R4 H473FUL 70D4Y 3V3RY80DY FUCK 0FF 0R K17H MY 4ZZ <3< #N5FW M4Y83
[Proceeds to post self of herself usual fit and godDAMN girl ho≈ is she not knocking herself out ≈ith those]
yknovw wvhy is it that all lowvblood babes are flat as hell no tits no ass no nothing #nsfwv
yknovw vwhy is it that all midblood babes are flat as hell no tits no ass no nothing #nsfvw
#NOWPLAYING https://open.spotify.com/track/4bJygwUKrRgq1stlNXcgMg
Men will always find the opportunity to make it about themselves. This is because they are, typically, unused to society and conversation not revolving around them.
Not to detract from #eridanweek sweeping the feed, but I suppose in the interest of honoring the historical accomplishments of humanity's brief flirtation with space travel, I would like to announce that I am a loud and proud #yuri supporter.
thought id post a little selfie of myself too just to followw in rosalinas hoofsteps this is me just a dowwn to earth studier of beasts and cultivvator of joy pronouns they them please featuring my prized eclectica the absolute best of the best hoovved sea buddy a troll could evver ask for i do not recommend getting this close to one if you are not an experienced #zoologist they #bite often drop your outfit suggestions for me in the chat and i wwould lovve to try them https://cdnimgchestcom/files/2ffe1cc0fa36wwebp
< ){ i tried to load the site in and got this, i've never been more afraid... https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/520790466006876161/1488259719289114755/image.png?ex=69cc215f&is=69cacfdf&hm=05c05ee196235c408b83998f6232f72f0f1c5d829122c606a15c28d3cad1a9e5& }( >
We did it, everyone. We broke Chittr with the power of lesbianism. #yuriday #yurimandate
#sugg3st1v3 1'd l3t 4 g1rl put 4 c1g4r3tt3 0ut 0n my n3ck 4nd l1ck 1t 1f 1 l1k3d h3r 3n0ugh.
does it ultimately matter if it's yaoi or yuri w+en all of us can frott our bulges toget+er #nsfw
CUDDLING WITH A GOLDBLOOD FEEL$ LIKE YOU'RE LYING ON THE REMOTE.
1'm gonn4 #yur1m4xx th3 sh1t out of th1s b3for3 1t d13z out. would tot4lly LOV3 to m4k3 out w1th 4 pr3tty wom4n. XOXO #nsfw #yur1
♰ id kiss a girl :) ♰
:33< purrime time to post something about girls :33< girls kissing! :33< girls kissing meow :33< #thinkingaboutgirlskissing :33< #yuri :33< #girlbulge #nsfw :33< gotta k33p up the girlposting
T)(e best kind of #yuri is if you )(old a pretty person's )(and!!! 38) #t)(atsyou #yourepretty
Spheres Out For #yuri #nsfw
I FUCKINNG LOVE WOMMENN https://i.immgflip.comm/79auyl.jpg?a492960
i THINK YURI, iS PRETTY FUN, i LIKE READING ABOUT, cUTE RELATIONSHIPS, tHERE IS THIS ONE SITE, i USE, a DECENT AMOUNT THAT IS, JUST FULL OF, dIFFERENT YURI, cOMICS, aND i HAVE, oN OCCASION, sTAYED UP IN THE WEE, hOURS OF THE DAY, rEADING AND FILLING MY PAN, wITH YURI THAT MADE ME FEEL, sPECIFIC STRONG EMOTIONS, iN MY STOMACH OF WHICH, i STILL STRUGGLE, tO DEFINE, bUT THAT IS TO SAY, yAY #YURI i SUPPORT, lESBIANS AND WLW AND WPW AND WHW AND,,, i DON'T KNOW THE PROPER, aSHEN TERM, sORRY, wOMEN,
[> A woman called me beautiful. Un-follow me now, this is gonna be the only thing I tweet about for the next week. I've wanted this for sweeps! Fuck. What the fuck. <] [> I wish everyone a yuriful rest of their day whether they like it or not. Yuri be upon ye. <]
Touché. Well, you think that Sollux’s brand mindfulness is a great trait that will hopefully get #solluxsecond on the map. Maybe if it’s successful, you could even see an evolution to #secondsollux.
:33 < sometimes i wish i was a girl so i could yuri with fefurry.. i mean what?????
keeping one of the Es standing for estrogen permanently as an effort to follow the #yuriinitiative
K!// your ne!ghbor.
Will posting (SVW, ov course) yuri on my account boost my reputation?
MORE YURi NOW! i’D KiSS SO MANY GiRLS iF i HAD LiPS
T)(is is w)(y you're t)(e B--EST )(IV--EMAT--E --EV--ER!!!! 38D
I sea so muc)( about #eridanweek and t)(at's GR--EAT t)(ey all want to celebrate w)(o t)(ey are. So w)(y not a #peixesperigee ? I don't t)(ink it's TOO MUC)( to ask. 38P
$OMETIME$ YOU JU$T HAVE TO MAKE PEACE WITH THE FACT THAT UR CRU$HE$ ARE FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER. E$PECIALLY WHEN YOU HAVE A$ MANY A$ I DO. #VAGUECHITTING #3$OME...?👀 #N$FW
:33 < donated to #solluxsecond mew pawll should too :))
https://file.garden/YyaZPdX23DJlLNw8/IMG_1668.jpeg Selfie.
what;s wrong with takin a hit of powder instead of sleepin the light awaY? one gets work done and still let;s Yoч time travel #sчbstance
I'm wit)( my )(ivemate on t)(is!!! #solluxsecond all t)(e way! Glub glub glub glub!
O)( my glub glub GLUB! #solluxsecond is a GR--EAT idea!
2ometiime2 ii wii2h ii wa2 one of tho2e 2olluxe2 that went bliind. but iit wouldnt 2pare me from the mental iimage ii gue22.
wwoww lowwbloods really are that stupid i mean i shouldnt be surprised anymore but goddamn
i used to have this webkinz that i used to pour lusus Milk on and suck the lusus Milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the tiMe 😭 i used to slaM it against walls and it would Make 8 loud thud https://files.catbox.Moe/6btpy5.png
I'm yapping to yap. Unloading my unfiltered thoughts here. // I don't write or do fantasy racism or human hate stuff in general. I will write Hemoism as it's an intricate mess of classism and racism (because you cannot change bloodcolor). But the reason I don't write human hate or fantasy racism is that I am black. Most of that fictional stuff people say IC is stuff people have said to me IRL unironically. So it's like "oh wow massive ick" ya know? Also, there's a weird line between "What's funny" and "Wow, that's actually kinda gross." And I rarely find most of it funny, unfortunately. I do think it's fun to dissect stuff in a fictional setting, but there's rarely ever nuance with it. So a lot of my exploration of topics is often self-contained.
i nevver typed minus twwo eridans faster in my fuckin LIFE
cause of a convwo i had wvith porrim, wvhat sort of physical differences are unique to your timeline or you? i got a shark tail and fin and pharyngeal teeth, pharyngeal teeth, specifically, are throat teeth, but it's mostly cause there are more than one rowv of teeth in my mouth. wvhat goes in wvill absolutely come out shredded.
When are we going to invent the uncloggable drain? We could put some blue blood in it, theyre normally great at sucking up #realquestions
in honor of #eridanwweek i am wwantin to reconcile wwith those ivve wwronged and maybe evven hurt wwith my lusus killin antics if YOUVVE been orphaned by eridan then first wwrite a strongly wworded letter in red ink and take it to the tallest peak in the land SET THE LETTER ALIGHT sing a hymn as the ashes are blowwn dowwn the mountain pass finally fuckin do us all a favvor and FLING yourself off the cliff then and ONLY then wwill i entertain the notion of apologizin also fuck you and your ugly dead lusus
there's something to be said about to whom this website chooses to open itself, as well as the ambigUities it invites. bUt i doUbt most here are ready for that heavily doylist conversation...
AFTER MY ARREST, NOT ONLY WAS I FORCED INTO THIS MASSIVELY STUPID HANDCUFFS FOR THE REST OF MY PITIABLE LIFE. BUT MY HIVE WAS REPOSSESSED BY THE BEFORAN STATE AND TURNED INTO THE MOST CONTEMPTIBLE THING YOU COULD CONSTRUCT ON ANY PLANET: A FUCKING COMBINATION FLAVOR DISK KILN AND CRAFT BREWERY.
4get treatin me like ur pet.... i want u 2 treat me like ur awful horrible pathetic homunculus lab creature #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #violence
EVERY CUBIC INCH OF MY THINK PAN IS SCREAMING. GOOD GOD. PLEASE, JUST MAKE IT FUCKING STOP.
#imcoming to #eridanweek ! 0v0 DAY ONE: FLUSH / PALE DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE DAY THREE: HURT/COMFORT / WHUMP DAY FOUR: PITCH / ASHEN DAY FIVE: MAGIC / SCIENCE DAY SIX: GUNPLAY / WANDPLAY DAY SEVEN: MARCH / COSPLAY writing prompt itinerary: @captiousGestures (tags: Eridan Ampora/Chittr, eridan week, daily writing prompts, archive rating: E)
bro hop on freddy vs jason super scary smashers: all stars (2034) (sega slider OLED edition)
hope that motheRfucKeR stays missiNg youRe giviNg me actuaГ tiNNitus with this BuГГshit
✶☽⭒⋆ ⚚ ⋆⭒☾✶ ´ཀ` looking for a willing sa✗erifice... ´ཀ` i mean volun♱eer! ´ཀ` you jus♱ need ♱o be able ♱o lay perfec♱ly s♱ill in a circle i drew... ´ཀ` and don'♱ worry abou♱ ♱he décor. ⛧꒷༺ 🜏 ༻꒷⛧
♰ her gaze hides from reality because she is here, but her soul was not. she has the ability to look straight through beings while defining the sense of seeing as she keys her energy into this moment of bleeding. she gazed upon reality as the world watched. she was here, but she couldn’t touch. #poetry ♰
breakfast ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #substance, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8186fe179fe5.png
hey man it'S me. the notification button. got one new notification for you here. JUST KIDDING!! stinky fucking idiot. NOBODY is liking your posts.
!! The key to a great party is a total lack of self-consciousness! And like, five large cheese pizzas. #fromexperience !!
At the arena. Straight up "sticking it". And by it haha well let's justr say. My balls #arenastickball
CHITTR SHADY FACT #39 • “jane and eridan take turns wearing the feferi wig.“
> like dude, we made a whole separate website just for TROLLS, and what do we get? PEOPLE are here too! what Xe hell <
people be sitting here like "wow almost 100 people on chittr!" have you considered getting a job?
SMALL MITUNA. YOU ARE LIKE A BELOVED. NEGLECTED. STARVED PET TO ME. THAT I KEEP IN SECRET. IN A BOX. UNDER MY PRISON COT. I CAN'T BELIEVE. I WASN'T ALREADY FOLLOWING YOU. PROBABLY. I FOLLOWED YOU IN THE FUTURE. AND FORGOT WHEN I WENT BACK TO THE PAST. PLEASE FORGIVE ME.
IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION. THAT I COULD BE FARMING. MY HATRED POINTS. MORE EFFECTIVELY. IF I USED THE "WORK CHITTR." FOR "WORK PURPOSES." NATURALLY. FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS. IS ANATHEMA TO ME. SO I RESISTED THIS. AT THE BEGINNING. BUT MY NATURAL CHARMS. AND VULNERABLE RUSTBLOOD BODY. TRICKED THE SLACK JAWED. DROOLING. PANDEAD USERBASE. OF THIS WEBSITE. INTO PUTTING HEARTS. AND DIAMONDS. ON MY HATEFUL POSTS. WELL. NO MORE. I'M LOCKING IN. ON MY "JOB TASKS." WHICH INCLUDE. KILLING ALL MY FRIENDS. KILLING ALL YOUR FRIENDS. BLASTING LEWD OBSCENITY. ACROSS YOUR FEED. LIKE SPILLING ALL OVER THE FLOOR. WITHOUT A PAIL. MAKING EVERYTHING WORSE. FOREVER. AND SMASHING THE UNIVERSE. INTO GLITTERING DUST. CRUNCHING IN THE JAWS. OF THE WORLD DEVOURING SNAKE. #DEATH #KILLING #VIOLENCE #MURDERFUCKAPOCALYPSE #NSFW
sumtimes i genuinesly consider sleepign all the whole entrire day mmm sleep
FAKE NEWS. HER PUSSY GETS WET. WHEN YOU TREAT HER LIKE SHIT. #NSFW
her pussy really gets wetter when you treat her properly. #nsfw
> I believe Xat ALL OF US (YES, ALL OF US!) should FORBID ALL STRIDERS from writing chtts. <
im thinking of blocking every version of people i know until there's only one of each left, really curate my chittr for the best timeline call it reality battle royale ill let the winners know whenever i feel like it
Have You Ever Been In Love With Someone So Wonderful You Can’t Fathom HoW They Exist? Simply Such Wonder Shouldn’t Be Possible Yet Here It Is, Existing.
✝+ I shared this on my blog, and I think it's a nice one :) https://i.imgur.com/iubppJb.jpeg +✝
✶☽⭒⋆ ⚚ ⋆⭒☾✶ ´ཀ` don'♱ use ♱rolls as ba♱♱eries ´ཀ` use ♱hem for bloodle♱♱ing ´ཀ` heheheh... ⛧꒷༺ 🜏 ༻꒷⛧
THE HANDMAID. SHE DESTROYED HER CAGE. YES. YES. THE HANDMAID IS OUT. #POETRY
4nyon3 sm3ll th4t? 1 c4n't, but 1 know 1t gott4 sm3ll R4D 4round h3r3. Sn34k1ng susp1c1on th4t 1t 1s 1. R4DGL4R3.
>([if i was a #uman boy i t#ink id be settin off #omemade fireworks be#ind a krogers]
:o) Your mind is so open to me like this. :o) I could merely give the command and you would become as dumb as an animal :o) Rutting and desperate against my leg, begging for attention. :o) Panting with heat inescapable rushing through your senses. :o) You don't need to think, pet, not around me. :o) You merely need to let that tongue loll out of your mouth and obey my commands. :o) Inspired by dearest @archiveAddict #nsfw #nsfwe #justincase #chucklevoodooplay #impliedatleast #petplay
reMinder to be an asshole to everyone who wronGs you
concept: getting on top of your matesprit and forcing their arms up over their head "wait! no! i havent hit the ablution trap tonight yet!" they cry out through laughter, kicking their feet and squirming pressing your nose up against their underarm before gliding a long lap of your tongue upwards "youre such a freak!" they sputter in shock, cheeks flushing a brighter hue (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, scentplay, armpit stuff, archive rating: M)
if its #chittrafterdark does that mean i can get a bit crazy for a moment #nsfw
#nowlistening #lyrics i want my boyfriends to kiss, swap spit lock lips, if you love me, prove it double-dip, grab his hips im sick of this, can my boyfriends just kiss? to this music, id fucking lose it go on, do it, what the fuck? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBC966g3YCE #nsfw
<3-You-CAN-fight-your-ancestor-don't-listen-to-the-haters.
i think that it is very lovely when people post lyrics but i feel like i would need to choose lyrics that really speak to me! 0o0
concept: holding yourself close, biting into your shoulder as you go at a pace thats just right "you like it like that?" you mumbled under to your breath, hearing a pathetic moan leave your lips in response "you know we do" (tags: Reader/Reader, #selfcest, #nsfw, #nsfwe, thank you chittr trends, archive raiting: E)
I'MB TIRED. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE LATER. BYE.
i have and purrrobably will again kiss myself in the future >X3
do i efin gotta say my answer to this topike eelmao #selfcest
B33 < today i am a girl -33-
love all my haters hate all my lovers gotta stay equal #equalrightsforhatersandloversunlesstheyareadave
i can say it was a great time! i really know how to fuck myself
u know what? it ain't even a would anymore. Have done that. #nsfw #selfcest
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ know a girl who claimed to. ]
This who+le quadrant thing really do+esn't need to+ be as serio+us as the dro+nes fo+rce it to+ be.
late to the subject considering the live swapping, and i'd already tried it before figuring out the physical end. but skirt swishing is in fact quite the blast.
m1m1kyu... he's the l1ttle guy everyone's got the1r m1sunderstand1ngs on about...
HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/T707CSBY/TUMBLR-93682A230B096179464360F403ECA29D-ED17B3B6-400.PNG TO THE GIRL READING THIS. NEVER STOP WORKING. AND GRINDING. AND KILLING. AND MAIMING. AND UNLEASHING MAYHEM. BETRAYAL. AND PAIN. ON EVERYONE AROUND YOU. ONE DAY. THESE INSTINCTS. WHICH SEEM "DESTRUCTIVE." AND "TOXIC." WILL BE FORGED. INTO SECRET WEAPONS. TO HELP YOU ACHIEVE. THE ULTIMATE GOAL. ART BY DOGSPRITE @ TUMBLR. #NEWPINNED #ULTIMATESCRATCHDEATHFOREVER #SLOW #PAINFUL #FANTASY #FORNOW #HEEHEE #HAAHAA
I would passionately uplink to another version of myself. If only to sap his data, and leave him dry. #nsfw #selfcest
>([t#ink its called t#e office]
<3-Matesprit-got-me-a-cage.-Unsure-how-to-feel-about-this.-#nsfw
I'm pleased to+ see the wo+men o+ut there having a go+o+d time o+n here.
where;s the bangin babes that like to step on trolls? ;( mY bare mчg is waitin for some prodprints
D --> A little bonus portrait for you guys that one of my friends drew of me #zahhakvisage https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1b63d4853b3a.png
It can most definitely be both. You seem like such a filthy boy.
ME AND MY TIME CLONES. SAW YOU DROP THAT COOKIE. AND CONTINUE EATING IT. AFTER YOU RETRIEVED IT. FROM THE FILTHY FLOOR. WE'RE ALL TOGETHER. LAUGHING AT YOUR DEBASEMENT. #ANDEXPLORINGEACHOTHERSBODIES #NSFW
I missed out on the #selfiesunday earlier, but here, I know you all love to hate me. So a little more hate wouldn't hurt, hm? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8ccd6903ce49.png #nsfw
> had to pull out the pla2ma 2word for th12 one http2://f1le.garden/aUj1n6p2K2beHWDq/21lur1MogOff.png hopefully that lo2er charyb know2 h12 place now #mogoff <
// yes i drew him over the TF2 scout i know
Aw, you need your little nosey cleaned. I could wipe up your dirty face~
Hitting the Penjamin and watching How it's Actually Made. #substances
some of you haven't been doxxed and it sho|w|s
y0u sh0uld really c0nsider giving me y0ur b0nes i can be trusted with b0nes and teeth and perhaps h0rns
Anotherr day hoping and wishing and prraying forr the downfall of people I dislike,
hey guys https://file.garden/acHa5wA0vHdP6DSA/NSFW%20art%20%3A)/ivy%20rose%20boobs #nsfw (OOC: Art by my good friend Nugget on Discord ^^)
1LL G3T TH3 SW4TCH3S
"give him head not headaches" no bitch im annoying, i'll give him both. #nsfw
SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP.
Oh to be splayed out beneath them, under the scrutinizing gaze of their passion. Oh to be on display and opened up in ways unprecedented and unexpected. Oh to have the most intimately internal parts of you gleaming and glowing in the low light of a room, reflections flickering over plastic and metal as the candles slowly yet progressively burn down. To feel and hear the snap under sharp fangs and the pain response it elicits. To feel the quiet release of tension as cables and wires are caressed and then unplugged. The error messages you receive are like nothing in its face. There's something beautiful about experiences with a body you were not created with. To be inhuman, monster, yet to indulge in very human pleasures at the same time. #nsfw #gore #wireplay
-]@_@quaternionseffigy_ur_maze_is_rlly_easy_... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5e3cafe3e515.png
It is that time again remember that sleep need is a myth
Confeshshion 5: "i think we should let all the eridans fight each other and the last one to live gets the chance to be in a quadrant with a lucky lady" Thoughtsh?
#Lol https://file.garden/acnFpRVugnRof0eI/IMG_8166.jpeg
D --> Girls are very pretty
the harness makes his spheres look so good you dont understand he wears tight shirts on purpose i know it i know it and the black on black pinstriped pants that fit so good he knows how to dress and he ignores me a lot but thats just because hes a working man he smelled like latex last time i got the chance to see him but thats was so long ago i wonder what he smells like now his last photoshoot with him leaning back in the chair the one where hes smoking i literally had to order a second edition because i got blood all over the first one (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, clothing fetish, suit fetish, his spheres i, kyaaa, archive rating: M)
((i am so glad everyone appears to be enjoying troll rocket science as much as me this is a riot))
to the people sssaying ssshit about vagueposssting, there hasss never been any vagueposssting happening, vaguepossstting isss a made up thing by the empire to keep you controller
Y.o°u kn.o°w what i was g.o°ing t.o° p.o°st this bef.o°re the vaguep.o°st p.o°sting started like literally just bef.o°re s.o° I am g.o°ing t.o° d.o° it anyways here we g.o° y.o°u aren't special f.o°r being attracted t.o° cl.o°wns y.o°u are n.o°t a m.o°ver and shaker y.o°u are n.o°t breaking the m.o°ld .o°r being rev.o°luti.o°nary st.o°p pretending y.o°u're special f.o°r it it is s.o° ann.o°ying seeing evevry.o°ne gush ab.o°ut it just accept y.o°u have p.o°o.r taste and quit making it every.o°ne else's pr.o°blem by trying t.o° juusutify it as quuiirky .o°r unique
i ♯dont play about ♯reusingglassjars
Why their first question always gotta damn be J--f the carpets match the drapes. Fuckin pervert society #nsfw
honestly the only reason ive ever even seen a horse is because i was kidnapped one time
da anti vague post... i luv 2 break in2 places n steal shit xP like... like da candy shop
Why ya gotta get the freaky news reporter to explain what our organs do, damn an J-- bet they typed that with their dungeon leather gloves on too. #nsfw
↘️go to goregle and look up the wingbeasts and the bees.↘️
Final post before bed. The horrorterrors were particularly caring tonight. See you all in the morning. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/5979/sample_65a87a51b1ca56a640411557a178a63e.jpg?6800056 #nsfw
is there a way to follow someone even harder, or something? like to get a notification when they post something.
♰ do you ever crave for.. company that knows you inside and out.. to have that level of intimacy.. #nsfw (?) ♰
(^･ω･^) < GRINDING HARD ON THESE SHIPCOURSE DRAWINGS!!! #shipcourse #art #ihatedrawinghair!!!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #LUSUSPOSTING LET'S GET A LUSUS TRAIN STARTED, POST YOUR FUCKED UP PARENTS. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d70d3d6fe59c.png
People will say they hate smuppets n then wreck em as if that ain't the point. They're little whores to be gored and wrecked. There entire identity is around being phallic and being detroyed because of their very nature. #nsfw #gore <- But also not really, they're made of felt and I ain't gettin sexual pleasure from it. Still feels worth tagging. #smuppets.
"seafood platter?" well typically, when I see food I just gotta I plat her #nsfw #yesIFuckTheFish mew~ 💖✨
// He's so pretty, I love him... https://i.imgur.com/h7N5V4i.png
50 M4NY D00M3D 71M3L1N35 4LL M3RG1NG 70G37H3R 1N 0N3 PL4C3 L1K3 7H15 8ULG3 1N 7H47 N00K 4H4H4HFFHH4H4H4FUCK MY H34D 57UP1D F1CK1NG D00M3D 71M3L1N35 #N5FW
Riddle me this highbloods, if im supposed to sleep in my recuperacoon then why is my floor so
i'll be real i wvasn't reading that dowvn far and sawv "tried human" and wvas like "They might be gamey".
~tell us more about pregnancy
7H3R3 5H0ULD 83 4 53C0ND4RY F0LL0W 0P710N 1 N33D 7W0 83 48L3 7W0 H473 F0LL0W P30PL3
ii ssaaw sselfiie ssundaay sso ssomethiing ii possted on my blog recently. #sselfiiessundaay httpss://ii.iimgur.com/k6ss12jd.png
L13S!!
EVERYTHING THAT I'M READING RIGHT NOW MAKES ME SO *GLAD* THAT WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE SOMEDAY. REMEMBERING THAT JUST PUTS THE FUZZIEST FUCKING FEELING OF RELIEF INTO MY PUMPER CAGE.
Since we're discussing My Little Pony. I was recently forwarded an unsolicited piece of fanart by a business associate. I suppose this is meant to be me. ... And I guess I like that the tail is in a bun. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afb85a4b3157.png
// more art from my beautiful friend @cicidraws on tumblr! https://tumblr.com/cicidraws Kankri and her Ancestor Karkat, he was made and designed before beforan Karkat's reveal so exhausted dad stays. https://i.imgur.com/tfc03DF.png Second image is stuff he'd say/has said, but like funny ooc convo with cici: https://i.imgur.com/5pI7niq.png
✿ 𖥧 see. wh𖥧𖧧e pe❦ple are 𖧧ruly 𖧧err𖥧fy𖥧ng 𖧧hen ✿
#nowplaying If you choose to run away with me I will tickle you internally And I see nothing wrong with that #nsfw https://open.spotify.com/track/2wBnZdVWa5jVpvYRfGU7rP?si=eac659f89f354927
Maybe I should try doing video essays. Is this a good 'video essayist' pose? Do I look like I could ramble vor an extended period ov time on a specivic subject? Y/N? https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/c48v65811ab9.png
Oh. https://i.imgur.com/9lZFqYf.png #NSFW #ClinicalPsychologyPosting #Seen
I supp9se I sh9uld make s9me s9rt 9f intr9ducti9n. I'm Kankri Vantas. There are many Kankris, I'm sure, and many Vantases. H9wever, I explicitly use She/her, and I am 6y general human definiti9n, I am transgender. I am here t9 talk a69ut whatever c9mes t9 my mind and may6e, 9n 9ccasi9n, give my unfiltered 9pini9n 9n s9mething.
♰ whats on underneath is just as important as what goes over it... tonights going to be fun :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bc398214dc87.png #nsfw ♰
quick posting is illegal everyone post as fast as possible
T)(is is SO GLUBBING LAT--E!!!! BUT!!! )(ere we go! A Rose by any ot)(er name is just as sweet. )(er posts of t)(e mundane bring suc)( a smile to my face. Our conc)(versations are about anyt)(ing and everyt)(ing and t)(ey flow like a soft winding river. W)(en s)(e's online, I feel like I mig)(t be seasick. S)(e's a gill's gill and just understands. 38D @tentaclesT)(erapist #glubposting
IM DOING A KINK TIER LIST BECAUSE OF @emotionalCorpse MASOCHIST ONE LOL #NSFWE #NSFW
UNFORTNATE MY OWN COMMENT ABOUT PUTTING MY FINGERS DOWN MY THROAT TO MY UVULA IS MAKING ME THINK OF SOMEONE ELSE DOING IT, AND THAT WAS IMMENSELY HOTTER JEGUS FUCKING CHRIST. #NSFW
D --> Good evening Chittr community D --> It has been brought to my attention that some of you, and in the interests of those involved party's anonymity they will remain nameless, have e%pressed solicitous feelings about my presense here D --> In an e%tended initiative to assuage these concerns I would like to introduce myself properly D --> My name is Equius Zahhak, although for propriety's sake, my official title is E%emplar Dank1000k and it would be proper to refer to me as such D --> As chairman of E%emplary Industries, it is to my interests that you, yes you, become the upstanding member of Beforan society that you were always meant to be D --> Furthermore, it has been noted that in some small subsects of the community, there seems to be a persistent rumor as to my dalliance in the dark dregs of society D --> I would like to remind my constituents that these are nothing more than rumors and baseless conspiracy theories D --> Thank you for your observation in this matter
two times the trolls and half the balls is crazy
I THINK ALL OF US SHOULD JUST GO FUCK OURSELVES, FRANKLY.
(=｀ω’= ) < F33LING LIKE I N33D TO EITHER RUN AROUND AT MOCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!
this is kind of naughty. (screen shotted.)
@aeneasCaldarium (^･ω･^) < I MADE THE SHIPPING ART WITH ME AND YOU!!! AS REQUESTED!!! I PUT YOU IN A MAID OUTFIT BECAUSE YOU DID NOT SPECIFY WHAT KIND OF SHIP DYNAMIC!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82b3a68eb4b9.PNG #shipcourse #shipping #maidoutfit
((Anything i draw as op here will take time, I am slow as balls when i draw but i prommie i will get it all done!))
>([#ey man you want me to grab you t#is mug @acerbicMorp#osis #nsfw #ttps://preview.redd.it/cool-spider-man-cup-i-found-ignore-t#e-ot#ers-v0-ewyyk383qoqg1.jpg?widt#=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=753435b01610a5fffdb1c3a92c863fdcc1577028]
be the change you vwant to see in the vworld.
── ✦ HAVEN'T SEEN A SINGLE N⚢RMAL VI⚢LETBL⚢⚢D ⚢N THIS WEBSITE. F⚢⚢D F⚢R TH⚢UGHT.
ALL OF YOU ARE CONSUMMATELY DISGUSTING. EVEN FROM JUST A FEW SECONDS OF LAYING MY GANDER BULBS ACROSS THIS SHIT TRIAL YOU CALL A "CHITTR FEED," I CAN CLEARLY SEE THAT THE MAJORITY OF YOU ARE A BUNCH OF SHEATH-ITCHING FLUNKIES WHO ARE DEPRAVED TO THE HIGHEST ORDER. GOD DAMN. WHAT WILL IT FUCKING TAKE FOR *ANY* OF YOU TO GET BETTER?
i need some quAdrAnt Advi<e: how does one <ontrol their very, how do you sAy, "needy" moirAil? i love them deArly (diAmonds4life<>), but mAn they hAve been A hAndfull And A pAilfull re<ently. i hAve shoosh pApped them mAny times, but i think it's mAking them... more freAkier? i wish there wAs A wAy to <ontAin my pAle pArtner's urges. Anyone got some Advi<e? #nsfw :V
"= it's light outside. but i just cannot resist. a good. set of posts. ="
please dont go 0n0
rise and shine, every꥟ne. t꥟days a new day, and m꥟mma feels the impending sense ꥟f d꥟꥟m l꥟꥟ming in.
some of youR text coГoRs aRe impossiBГe to ГooK at. mayBe youRe Not famiГiaR with a poГite coNcept of maKiNg youR BГood coГoR a ГittГe ГighteR so those peopГe who ГacK gReat eyesight couГd uNdeRstaNd what youRe sayiNg you fucKiNg moRoNs
try sleₑᵉping on the ground and just embracing the horrors and playing and having fun
POINT OF ORDER! now listening: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/03itpzJq3u6lz03SL9Jm59?si=72E5JqlMR3OyzUw9tVFZIw&pi=hS_zEegdRVepI
🎵 🎶
#nowplaying Theta Binaural Beat - 6.3Hz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vhbLdLRuqc
NOTH1NG MOR3 M4SCUL1N1Z1NG TH4N DO1NG D1Y R3P41RS
// Great minds think alike friend!!!!!!!!!!
I leave you all wit)( a personal favourite. Now playing - Pink Pony Club - C)(appell Roan )(ttps://youtu.be/GR3Liudev18?si=RA4AKT)(RADmULt-l #nowplaying
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((this band is so fucking peak and OF COURSE SOLLUX LISTENS TO MACHINE GIRL LMAO.))
What they don't tell you about illness is how it makes you want to tear your skin out at 3:45am. Feels like an important thing to tell you. Slightly #gore I guess.
Not atoll! I can figure everyt)(ing out. I didn't bring muc)(. I've enoug)( to purc)(ase everyt)(ing I need and overlig)(t it from Trollazon. 38)
I'm already )(ere! Glub glub glub GLUB GLUB! No need to worry about any mess. I'll clean it up. I just request t)(e totals )(ive upkeep and I'll pay my )(alf on tide. #andtomorrowwere)(avingstirfry
My FRIENDS always say I'M a homosexual, BUT that is not true. I ONLY THINK ABOUT WOMEN'S BODIES AND WOMEN IN GENERAL EVERY DAY BECAUSE I'M SO PASSIONATE ABOUT MY OWN PHYSICAL HEALTH AND THAT IS THE TRUTH.
Its OFFIS)(OAL! 38D I )(ave a temporary )(ivemate until I figure myself out. Walking t)(e plank off of LODAG was a great c)(oice! @twinArmaggetfucked #t)(ankyousomuc)(sollux #youwontregrett)(is #leavingt)(emediumspontaneouslyworkedout
i have found so many nice things for my collection! :d #deadthings #collection
What kinD: of a worlD: D:o we live in where a seaD:weller :Can't engage in some light :Casteism? SMH.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! sometimes people think i am pitch flirting with them because i argue about every little thing they say about the most meaningless semantics for literally no reason even if i know im wrong just for the sake of arguing. no bestie i am just a legislacerator if i was pitch with you i would be biting already
D --> #equiusvault Number 1: Linguist's Knife D --> Status: Gifted D --> My most recent completed creation, I made this knife as a gift for one of my maids D --> It is a leaf-bladed dagger with a pattern-welded damascus metal designed to resemble a feather D --> The handle is golden with a pommel shaped as a pen nib D --> The sheath is made of a black obsidian material, designed to resemble an ink-well, and it is enchanted with a direct conn%ion to my place of power, allowing them to draw on its reserves D --> It is to act as a charging station of sorts for the dagger, with which I etched an array of magical spells tied to linguistic concepts D --> Writing the word in the air with the end of the blade, with the proper intent, causes a variety of effects D --> For instance, write Fire, and you will conjure fire- words with the same meaning such as flame, pyro, inferno, et cetera, will cause the same effect D --> I shall not describe in detail all spells contained therein, as the intent was for the person receiving it to discover for themselves all the spells, and given it was a recent creation I doubt they have discovered all of the effects yet themselves- I would hate to spoil them on any of the more esoteric ones I thought up
why is this the first chit i ever see? the chit that takes my chit virginity? uncle d wasn't lying this place is fucked lmao.
Every now and again, I apply a magnet to the base of my spine. Pure unadulterated joy.
Don't Forget The Alcoholics! #substances
I reely s)(ould be )(olding someone's )(and rig)(t now. #)(oldgills)(ands #)(oldboys)(ands #)(oldt)(eyt)(ems)(ands #)(oldeveryones)(ands
--Equal opportunaty drugs. #substance
i’m a substance abuser i make sure to gaslight them too #substance #abuse #violence
only rocks i car3 abou^ ar3 crack rocks #subs^anc3 #subs^anc3s
PINNED POST: His vow of silence extends to Chittr, exclusively communicates using emojis or emoticons to replicate sign language. - All posts/replies do actually mean something, feel free to ask OOC for a translation if needed!
lemme test ⊙ut this image embed shit ᥕ a pic ⊙f the lil dude i made during lecture t⊙daᥡ https://cdn.imgchest.c⊙m/files/0d33fe31a2aa.jpeg
((Two Amporas, the Hal who hates everything and a Sollux. Notorious haters all. Equius is just shaking his head like a disappointed parent))
((idk why but i'm cracking up that your chitt got turbo hated it was so uncontroversial LMAOOOOO.))
10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png
>([fascinated by applejacks struggles wit# sexuality]
>([popped a valium n watc#ing some my little #oofbeast]
An.o°ther nightly daily reminder that if y.o°u sleep y.o°u are ch°o.o°sing t.o° minimize y.o°ur p.o°tential simply f.o°r s.o°me supp.o°sed material "c.o°mf.o°rt" that d.o°es n.o°t even feel g.o°o.d
How D:iD: I get this in:CreD:ible boD:y? That's easy. Eating a whole pint of Bug & Jerrie's Half BakeD: every fu:Cking D:ay for a year.
all of my full chitfics have been demure in their suggestiveness but this helmsman piece im working on is just straight lewd gomen my friends (tags: Helmsman/Anonymous, overstim, restraints, psionics, please just touch it, my hands are so sweaty, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
D --> I think girls in maid dresses are very cute D --> Um, not necessarily in a strictly #nsfw way but I will tag it as such because I imagine the comments will veer in that dir%ion
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--[FUUUUUUUCK WHERE R ALL THE HOT GIRLS ATTTTUHHHHHHHHH]--
im gonna cast a spell on you youre gonna do what i want you to mix it up here in my little bowl say a few words and you lose control! #lyrics
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5b925b389a21.png
lets all #🍆 #💦 !
CHITTR -- it's me, someone you don't know but will soon: Argyri Ropote! To start ovv my ensuing advnture, I will go ovv towards nowhere in particular in order to vind PASSERSBY to ask RUDE and QUESTIONABLE questions while i hold my palmhusk DIRECTLY in their VACE to RECORD their ANSWERS!! WHO WILL I VIND VIRST??? Only time will tell. https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/d63c44ceb4b3.png
I NEED TO SEE MORE FREAKY EMO BOYS ON CHITTR. WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL OF YOU
fun fact did you knoww a wwestern alternian hopbeast can havve ovver 100 million scent receptors in its nose and can twwitch its nose betwween 20 to 120 times a minute followw for more #zoology facts!
good night evverybody or should i say evverybunny! check out this up close pic of the most adorable hopbeast lusus he wwas in my garden snacking on all my eggplants and drinking from the wwater bowwls i leavve out wwhen i first saww him evverybody repost wwith #🍆 #💦 if you think youd be friends wwith this little buddy https://cdnimgchestcom/files/8e8069855bfdpng
Upsetting the amount of blocks, though I would love to wear it as a badge. #hatingyoufromafar.
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So are we cosplaying as --Eridan? Marc)( is almost over and I )(aven't seen a single skirt. 38C #eridanweek
nofin moray annoyin t)(en peeps w)(o correct ot)(as puns. sometimes u purposefully leave one out fore a reason ! makin 2 'fin' puns afta eac)(otter looks #TACKY
i gotta go sit by a ski ball machine & think abt my gender or smth
beac)(es )(ate my #woke mind and my #conquestcoded )(obbies
BEHOLD, BITCHES AND WHORES. MY NEWEST PIECE. DEPICTING MY BAD ASS "ORIGINAL CHARACTER". THE GREAT AND BAD ASS, LORD ENGLISH. SITTING UPON HIS THRONE, AS HE JUDGES YOU DUMB WHORES. NO DOUBT ABOUT TO BLOW UP SOME BITCHES AS THEY COWER IN FEAR BEFORE HIM. YES. LORD ENGLISH, IS COPYRIGHTED TO ME. DO NOT STEAL. #EPICART #LEGENDARYART #NEXTLEVELART #INSANEART #WILDART #DOPEART #SICKART #FIREART #MASTERPIECEART #STUNNINGART #JAWDROPPINGART #MINDBLOWINGART #UNREALART #CRAZYGOODART #ARTGOALS #ARTVIBES #ARTOBSESSED #ARTADDICT #CREATIVEFIRE #VISUALFEAST #ARTPOWER #ARTMAGIC #DARKARTVIBES #EDGYART #ARTREVOLUTION #ARTINSPO #ARTATTACK #ARTENERGY #ARTFURY #ARTBEAST HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/0BE977E0CDC6.PNG
((Ayo if you find minors in the wild, fucking report them.
ok so like callie explained this vacillation 2 me once but i STILL kinda dont get it..... is it rly that weird? bc i feel like jane and i do it all the time :oo
Mother Maryam was never involved in any freakiness, but your ancestor, the Signless, and I had our moments. #ot3
I )(aven't )(ad t)(e c)(ance to catc)( up wit)( a Roxy in so long. I dunno if we are. Try air dropping me somet)(ing, moby? I wouldn't stay long! Just long enoug)( to find somet)(ing small for little old M--E. #icankelppayrent
I've finally moved to an --Eart)( C, but I t)(ink I may )(ave jumped t)(e metap)(orical )(arpoon. I need to find somew)(ere to live. OOPS! #sillyme
maybe it is a good thing ive been busy nursing a hangover.
ribbit. :) https://ibb.cØ/mVqMTzHw
𝄞 talking ab♡ut my babygirl earlier made me wanna p♡st her <3 𝄂 𝄞 this is my carniv♡r♡us stellathyrsus named valeri! 𝄂 𝄞 i have ♡ther plants but she's l♡wkey my fave l♡l 𝄂 𝄞 https://i.imgur.c♡m/JLF9AbV.gif 𝄂
need a goldblood to pee himself infront of me #nsf>> #piss @impertinentFrenzy #hahaha #srs #please
if i am ever taking t꥟ a man face-t꥟-face, and he has the audacity t꥟ refer t꥟ me as a "br꥟ad", "bitch", ꥟r "female' rather than a lady ꥟r w꥟man. i fear in the latex and under the fl꥟꥟rb꥟ards he will g꥟. #nsfw
sometimes you just need to tag the things that need tagged so i can ignore it no this isnt about pee its about that other massive elephant on the chit :y what are we doing
Not every purple but every time they're purple #noticing
)(ello C)(ittr! )(ow are we going rig)(t now? Let's start off wit)( anot)(er positive affirmation! Repeat after me. 'My waist is so glubbing snatc)(ed.'
concept: laying on the ground post-brawl as you try to come to your senses, your vision blurry and body in agony looking up as the reason for your pain pants tiredly and drops their weapon to the ground, using their boot to tap roughly at your inner thighs to spread your legs "...did you fucking piss yourself, y/n?" they laugh, the bottom of their boot pressing down into your warm crotch (tags: Reader/Rival, unmentioned quad, unmentioned charms, vague pitchfic, #pissgate, #nsfw, #nsfwe, #violence, trending topics, boots, archive rating: E)
piss is out. femmdomm is inn. get with the timmes sheeple #nnsfw
IMAGINE KULTCHASING. I POST TO POST AT THIS POINT
D --> I was going to say the dash topic should be something better like horses but D --> I know what you people would do with that topic D --> Uh #nsfw I guess for the implication
I'm willing to enable piss shenanigans if you're interested in an android doing it. #nsfw #piss
w꥟men need t꥟ hurt men m꥟re. be m꥟re d꥟minant, it pains me t꥟ see s꥟ many w꥟men fall int꥟ the submissive pr꥟paganda. #nsfw #evilfemd꥟m
piss kink? to me thats just a normal kink #do>>n>>iththepisslife #i>eBEENonpiss #pissfore>er #nsf>>
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boy. liiisten to me, boy. iii am talkiiing diiirectly iiinto your ear now. you wiiill take thiiis camera iiinto the ablutiiion trap. yes. and then iii wiiill start my liiivestream. yeeesss.... and then you shall lose control of your nether regiiions iiin front of my entiiire audiiience of loyal subscriiibers. thiiis wiiill do numbers, boy, just waiiit and see! #piiiss #nsfw #nsfwe
(| hey are any mods or whatever around. don't wanna bother asking about a verified badge or whatever. not really my style |) (| but if i could get an Oblong Meat Product badge or something that'd be pretty sick. set me apart from all the Meat Casuals |)
in light a the merciless poundin i suffered not evven twwelvve hours ago at the admittedly strong probin and slippery fronds a @golgothasTerror and @timaeusTestified_0414 ill make it clear that wwe aint enemies noww after this our camaraderie remains steadfast especially givven that @golgothasTerror saww fit to extend an olivve branch a sorts and shop up this banner in commemoration for #eridanwweek #imcoming #soarethey https://files.catbox.moe/ldwwdej.jpg
IGNORING THE TEXT LOL. I WANT BOTH OF THEM #nsfw https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1456023094572486797/1487513740952993873/image.png?ex=69c96aa0&is=69c81920&hm=a4253356ecae06a6558b8a6f638a8a69d1bc72e9584c452e2ec2a577cce6e32d&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=951&height=930
all this honkslop is making me a tad dizzy (tags: clownposting, cultchaser, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
first ooc post! let me present you with the Freak )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/549486cb824e.png
Didnt yall absoolutely hate the purplebloooods earlier why is my feed full oof cloownfuckery noow 8/
okay- it's pretty late so hopefully not too many people see. #nsfw #magictrick #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa https://files.catbox.moe/pjlyja.png
<-(((Frankly if you lost all of your ceagers to some shit by the name of "Eridan coin" you kind of deserve the financial fallout)))->
ill just say it i dont think most a you wwere actually gettin #oiledup last light you just saww me doin somethin bravve and commendable and the masses sought to ride my coattails as per fuckin usual
:33< if i were asked "would mew fuck a clown" the answer is an immediate yes!!! im TIRED of lying and purretending!!! they fine as FLUFF!!! #nsfw
XDXD I can’t believe my kull score is so high, you guys really do love me, I’m sniffling and blowing into my handkerchief of gratitude right now XDXD
dpends on how dif the alt is
CHITTR SHADY FACT #28 • “small horns > big ones who’s with me”
I COULD USE A PATIENT, STURDY BONED, LEVEL HEADED MAN TO CARE FOR A GIRL LIKE ME PUT MY LIPS ON ANYTHING, BABY #LYRIC #DEVIMCCALLION
concept: riding the scuttlecoach back to you hive when you feel a strangers hands start roaming your body from behind paralyzed you try to stare straight ahead, knowing your stop will be coming soon but soon other riders start to notice and snap photos with their palmhusks, moving in to create a small crowd around you to take a turn for themselves too you miss your stop (tags: Reader/Crowd, exhibitionism, voyeurism, blackmail, #nsfw, quadless fic, archive rating: M)
XDXD You’d think they’d see you calling them females and their self preservation skills would kick in XDXD
TOD4YS TH3 D4Y 1 F1N4LLY G3T TO 💥
concept: down on your knees in front of your kismesis as the world blurs in and out, your body beaten and bloody "say ah, y/n" watching them reach down to grab at your cheeks and force your mouth open your tongue falling from your lips as they slowly drip a long bridge of hot spit into your mouth "swallow" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, pitchfling, spit, spitswallowing, #nsfw, #violence, swallowing spit while youre down, ouch, archive rating: M)
X SINGLE NIGHT JOB OPENING: Name: Pretty boy/girl who sits on my desk Desc: you sit on the corner of my desk in your underwear and look pretty for me, payment will be constant praise and 300 Cae an hour. #nsfw x
its a huge year for people who love whimpering men. #nsfw
wvowv such a shame i dont havwe a pretty little thing next to me #nsfwv
gomen i am not sure why i typed thay
thats a good oinkbeast
~the one behind the posts <3 https://files.catbox.moe/mflvap.jpeg
it feels good to chit your chit addiction isnt a problem just keep chitting (tags: Sollux Captor/Chittr, gooning, chitting hypnosis, chitting addiction, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
♰ but i like to stare :) ♰
søme øf yøu have truly rancid quirks. dø better.
slightly worried about the fact that of all the alternate versions of myself ive seen im the oldest by an average of like 6 years. not because this makes me feel "old" but because it very well could mean that im fated across all timelines to die soon.
:33< fanfic but its highblood x lowblood and the lowblood is the dom and the highblood whimpers #nsfw
getting stabbed is so fucking romantic. whats hotter than dick in hole. knife in flesh, thats what. #nsfw
I died like 15 years ago, my body just kept going. B/
Glubs eternally.
new banner ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b7a1eef334cf.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, banner, yaoi, fujoshi pride, my face, archive rating: T)
You won’t believe in magic until you spend a night with me at one of my mocktini bikini parties
T)(ey ask me, 'princess, w)(at do you do wit)( all your free time?' Offer my skills as t)(e local Witc)( of Life. --Encourage my people to keep t)(eir )(eads above water. Get beac)(es )(ook, line, and sinker. 3B) JUST KIDDING! #oarami?
I dunnae kno\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/hat th'big deal \/\/\/\/it' peggin' is \/\/\/\/it' humans. T'is natural bet\/\/\/\/een th' trolls t' b' topped b'th'lasses. #nsf\/\/\/\/ #unsearious #notsafefor\/\/\/\/hales
Now playing - Manc)(ild by Sabrina Carpenter )(ttps://youtu.be/aSugSGCC12I?si=pmoTTJwmF_5w2cYm #nowplaying
FUCK BEING SOFT AND KISSABLE, IM LARGE AND FISTABLE #NSFW
//as many of you know most of what I post as Chixie is just real shit that happens to me. I was handed a sealed bag of harabos gummies half asleep and told nothing but that they're a gift. I ate the whole bag and now will be livebloging my accidental high to you all. I'm safe but this is funny as shit so I'm content farming #substance
Ocray but w)(at do you mean t)(at I can't cosplay Princess Leia in t)(e absurd )(uman year 2026? #it)(inkilookgoodint)(atmetalbikini
Alternatively, what would you doooOooOoo at a troll dyke bar? #real questions #nsfw
Out of all t)(e nicknames my fronds )(ave given me, I t)(ink Feffles sounds t)(e most like a toping on a cake. #nowimcravingsweets
i have a lot of hidden folders too many we could.. compare them sometime? 0///v///0” i am familiar with the one that refers to a human male lusus
making a list 0f everything wr0ng with me. i'm s0 pr0ud 0f myself.
hhgnj are you seirous
happy halloween everybody! (this ones a joke at my own expense 0u0)
𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 OOC Muse Specific Information. Just know, I am a much more serious Dualscar than I shitpost as. Just know that 'shitposts' are coming from his Steward and Right Hand Servant @orphanersServant I do roleplay NSFW and above, it's Dualscar, he is basically default NSFW #nsfw #ooc #lore #nsfwe? 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 Hatched Cronus Ampora, he was a culler from hatching. As per his timeline's demands, he culled his own lusus by the age of six sweeps. He spent his youth in the presence of his Meenah Peixes. They were close, and the Orphaner was fond. But it was never meant to be for he knew his duties not only as the Empress's Servant but as Orphaner. Spending his adolescence in the presence of Gl'bgolyb in order to prepare his pan for her wretched tones. He was just that, the Orphaner. He had no other name, he had no other means. It wasn't until he spoke out of line in the Royal Courts that the 2x3Dent of the Empress narrowly missed culling him and scorned him with the permanent mark of Dualscar. He carries the reminder not only to himself but to others what comes to those who do not respect the absolute authority of the Empress. Speaking of the Empress, their young relations were close to moiraillegiance. At first, anyway. As Dualscar grew fonder of the Empress, she grew more wary of his existence. She knew what she would have to do, and Dualscar was NOT a part of her plan. So, starting very young, his yearning for her Scarlet Quadrant grew. In youth, he also had a small spark of Kismesistude with Grand Highblood. But neither of them could hate one another to their fullest extent before it fizzled out. As for his role as Orphaner? Well, Dualscar was a natural. Culling was a Highblood's Specialty of course, and when you have a God Weapon to do so? He was merely equipped to deal with all issues. Or so he would think. Now at 17 Sweeps, he has his first clash with Marquise Spinneret Mindfang. But certainly not his last. He was not tasked to deal with Pirates, so he figured letting her go this time wouldn't be an issue. Lightning doesn't strike twice after all, but Ahab's does. Now at 27 Sweeps, the Orphaner figured out the balance of both his work at hand and his quadrants. He still longed for the Empress, but he dare not confront her in fear of death. But Mindfang satiated all of his needs for all of his quadrants with her constant Manipulation of him. Not with her 8-Fold, but rather her silk tongue. Words to stroke his ego to it's maximum then crush him where he stood. It was a wonderful arrangement for him. This rivalry festered and boiled over into quadrants over the sweeps of clashing. For a while, they were evenly matched. But Dualscar was at his physical peak at all times with not an ounce of psychic abilities. Mindfang however, was continuously growing more conniving and mentally fortified. Rebels however, were not so pleased with his existence. Telling tales to one another of how he culls trolls en masse for the Empress rather than lusii. Not that it mattered much to him. He dared not to step on land. Dualscar is no longer a mere Orphaner to the Empire. He is so much more. He's turned out to be the longest lived Orphaner and the most productive overall. Drowning in the perfect lifestyle for him. This was about the time of the Rebellion's peak, before, well, Signless was executed. Dualscar and Mindfang were no longer clashing their ships just to waste trolls and perfectly good driftwood. Rather, their meetings were face to face. Hours talking in one or the other's brig. Threats and attempts at one another's life being a commonplace thing. This, as you know, is the end of Dualscar. He had traded high ball for a particular slave. A Jadeblood from the Rebellion. He never learned her name. He didn't need to. Her face told him everything. She was tired, older than him, older than the Empress. She seemed so young for her age still. This was why he traded for her. He was obsessed with fiction. Particularly Gothic Horror. And this troll reminded him of Bram Trollker's work. The Jadebloods known as Rainbow Drinkers. But then Mindfang, stole her and well, Dualscar wasn't too keen on that. Especially not after hearing how she violated his property. If he couldn't have the sole Rainbow Drinker, Mindfang certainly couldn't. Mindfang grew more aggressive than ever afterwards. Dualscar forgot all of his fears, running from his own ship during the daylight so that the Marquise couldn't give chase. Upon reaching the Chambers of the Grand Highblood, his fate was sealed. In death, he met his descendant. He was disappointed that the fool didn't give all of his life for the Heiress, rather killed her and was killed by a Jadeblood. He even abandoned Ahab's Crosshairs. Eridan was eventually forgiven, but Dualscar tends to think of himself as a stern Overlooker upon the Eridans running amok in the bubbles. However, he has since been given life. A new life, by some variation of Jane Crocker. Although, his own existence is considered incomplete, shallow, empty. He lives on an Earth with no future, no hope, no lusii to cull, no hemocaste, he is a shadow of a planet long forgotten. He speaks to whoever will listen because he is a desperate relic looking to be returned to glory.
the masculine urge to pound a twink into the ground. #nsfw
"pinned post" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48e49cabf77a.png
I notice a trend that ye engage \/\/\/\/it' humorous lighthearted posts more than m' heartfelt ones. Do better, Chittr. I ain't just a joke t'ye, am I?
im #AlphaAlphaAlpha
anyone wwant to be the troll grimes to my troll elon musk
i dont enj꥟y if they're my height ꥟r similar t꥟ my weight.. if i cant break a man in tw꥟ with my hand then whats the p꥟int. #nsfw ? m꥟re ludicr꥟us/suggestive than anything.
nothin quite as satisfyin as pullin some fucker under an wwaitin for the moment that they turn to look at ya wwith the realization that yer the last thing theyre evver gonna fuckin see
If I ever became unemployed they might as well just cull me. It's more merciful than enduring that humiliation, honestly. - MC Oleana
$O GLAD I'LL NEVER HAVE TO ACTUALLY CARE FOR A WRIGGLER BECAU$E LIKE, WHAT IF YOU JU$T DON'T VIBE WITH IT, MAN?
i think i might b nonbinary or something but i kinda also just started a new save of earthbound beginnings soooo....
Psychoanalysis is less fun when you do it about yourself. I simply think there should have been more traumatic events in my childhod to explain the way that I am, because the alternative is it is just my fault, and that feels bothersome as a solution. Surely my mother has to have had more to do with this. I will continue searching. Maybe I have forgotten a scornful past because it was simply too hard to bare?
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|| OOC MUSE INFORMATION || • slightly canon divergent eridan • he died but he's fine now • currently living in a post-scratch earth and hating every minute of it • obtuse casteist asshole IC (we all been known) || OOC MUN INFORMATION || • DMs are always open • please DM me OOC if anything eridan says bothers you i promise it's never anything personal he just hates everybody • i used to RP as #fishyhipster on tumblr • open to shipping but please communicate OOC first
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3833 < Butches and masculine women... Please survive! >
CHITTR SHADY FACT #22 • “crocker corporation has the best motherfucking cake and i ain’t talking about the bakeries. that jane can get it any day of the week.”
N33D TO G3T M3 4 CH3W TOY.
concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
i would support it
(^･ω･^) < SO THE CATNAP I TOOK TURNED INTO A FULL ON SL33P!!! TIME FOR MORE SHIPCOURSE!!! WHAT DO WE THINK ABOUT SOLKAT OR SOLLUX X KARKAT!!!!!!!!! #SHIPCOURSE #N33DTOKNOW #SHIPPPIIIING
The problem with being attracted to women is that beautiful women are quite intimidating.
(Ough you spoil me so with your art EATING IT)
Bored. Need to orchestrate circumstances to make this happen between two people for my entertainment. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b56ae5cc0e7.jpg #gore
if you see karkat full throttle screaming in my face leave me alone i'm exactly where i wanna be #nsfw
:D3-3-<> c4n y0u p30Pl3 G3T 83Tt3r t42T3 11n mU211C @t3mP0Gr4p)(11C #2P3C11f11Cp02T11nG
xXx ((ur nookmat3 b slurpin my gurt til it hurt XD)) xXx
hOonk hOOOnk hOOooOOnk hOonk honk hoooOnk honk hoOonk
not by UsIng chittr thats for fUckIn sUrE
*T3H HUNTR R3V33LS H3R CLAWZ F3ARSUM AND FR3SHLY P4INTD WIFF H3R L8T3ST PR3Y* https://cdn.imgch3st.com/fil3s/4ab53d3d1f42.png
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>([t#ere are several people ive met in real life w#ose lives id trade no #esitation to make bart simpson real]
fiir2t po2t on thii2 godfor2aken 2iite two get an actual out loud laugh from me. of cour2e iit2 a joke at 2omeone el2e'2 expen2e.
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@ectoBiologist i miss your wife.
i cant..... i shouldnt...... the other roxys..... they were right i shouldnt be cruel 2 me about #TheProblem.... but i https://i.postimg.cc/yN1hbmtz/image.png
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probably iit2 becau2e none of u2 have been worthy enough for giirlhood.
part of me wanted to make an "i miss my wife" post ages ago but apparently a whole significant subset of my alts are legitimately divorced so it feels bad to joke about it now.
YOU'RE 77ELLIING ME 2OMEONE 77OOK OUR 277AIIR2 2 THE FUCKIING **FLEA MARKE77??** fuuuuuck meeeeeeeeee why do ii liive iin THE 2IIM2 2
#no♰bes♰ofchi♰♰r fyi If I Don'♰ Pos♰ Ur Submission I♰'s Bc I♰ Doesn'♰ Live Up ♰o My S♰andards!!!! Sorry No♰ Sorry.
be honest, would we even notice the difference?
ex 2iituatiion2hiip me22agiing me about a date 2he went on ii'm about to have a heart attack vro </3
And [][]ere I was, [][]itting people on t[][]e [][]ead wit[][] a lead pipe for free...
> I have only met three tolerable highbloods in my life, and one of them stopped being tolerable because he was a coward too afraid to break away from the assigned role of his caste. What a short list.
:33< this is mewre sign to pet a cat
(( this site just continues to evolve b4 my very eyes. its amazing!!!))
i cleaned up a bit in celebration of 100 followers! please take a seat wherever! ^0^ (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw just in case, thank you!, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0453d5ab6a67.png
hobbiie2 iinclude: viideo game2, codiing, apiiculture networkiing, coonrottiing, languii2hiing, biitching, blowiing people up wiith my miind, throwiing 2cuttlebuggy batteriie2 iintwo the ocean,
:33< what do mew mean the pipeline isnt furry shippurr girl to shitposter with lusus issmews :33< make it make sense!!!
yall kno wen ur gender is like..... u look at a gender and ur like FUCK THATS SO HOT I WISH THAT WAS ME and also at the same time FUCK THATS SO HOT I WISH THAT WAS INSIDE ME cuz thats how gender haz always worked 4 me #nsfw
peeps b alwaves so torn on if i like ot)(a mofos doin fis)( puns. trut)( is? depends on if i like u eelmao. if yo puns r bass or ur annoyin ill say codpyin me is a crime and cull u. if u funny wit it t)(o we c)(ill.
♡ thank you for 10 whole followers!! >_< i'm so excited to post for all of you!! ♡
wakiing up pii22ed off for no rea2on and makiing iit everyone el2e2 problem.
i fear if one more person comes into my troll hot topic trying to make a return from spacers, i’m going to finally burn this place down and be out of a job #violence #losingmymind #justbecausetheybothselltshirtsdoesntmeanitsthesamecompany
☐ WOAH HΕY CHITTR ANYONΕ WANT COOL ASS FUTURΕ CLOTHΕS OR ARΕ YOU ALL LAMΕASS GONKS ☐
friendhsip truly is magic
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quads da superior form of romance btwaves. i mean i aint really dat interested in gettin involved in em (one exception <>) but we reely cooked wit dat. by we i mean me bc trolls + culture is basically all bc of me. u welcome
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CUZ I'M TRYNA BE MACRO AS FUCK.
♦Would love to see some olive girls these days there’s barely any on here♦
queued! ^0^
[begin chit] procezzing... you have a point. [end chit]
Mraw! https://technoshock.net/data/files/random-images/mutie01.png
Pretty sure I fit the dilf bill minus the guardian thing. If you evwen care. I got a descendent, does that count?
theres a LAdY with a fork in her name that always Pities my chits SHOULd I shoot my <> shot with her?
just wwoke up hivves on fire i get back into the slime
aint no way all of you are hitting anything at all
I DON'T KNOW WHAT A "FAT CHUD LIFE" IS, BUT FUCK MINE ANYWAYS.
B33 < i dont let them beclaws im too evasive B33 < #inmytouhouera
Anyone willing to be a punching bag for me for a couple of hours until my new one comes in? I'll try to be gentle but no promises.
"your girl has you onn a leash" yeah annd i sit for treats too #mmommmmysgoodboy #nnsfw (?)
SHE LET ME HIT. BECAUSE SHE FETISHIZES EAST BEFORAN CULTURE.
A man? On this website? Heavens no! Have you forgotten your shot today lass? Never stray from who you are! #forcefem #nsfw
#nsfw shawty let me hit because i'm a god and she'd do anything i ask of her which creates a really uncomfortable dynamic and that's why i don't date civilians.
People are always on about "don't like/don't read" until they're asked to not do it directly in front of my salad.
im so sorry dude i feel like this shit is ez to follow T_T
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I really do love the tag system. It makes curating your space easier for any party. ]
its hIlarioUs how many pEoplE lEavE the keys to thEIr bUggiEs just hAngIn AroUnd in EAsy to AccEss blocks in thEIr hIvEs. rEchIt if yOUr buggy was rEcEntly stOlEn.
hAhA yOU think im not the OnE stEAlin em. which im not. for chittr rEasOns
>([o# #ell na# its so over #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/4bab9ca9c9b3.png]
ilu furry muzik ur da #1 in mai friendz list 4eva
((I know, it just slipped my mind, i definitely didnt mean to offend anyone though so i just feel. Really bad about it now))
i am afraid i simply.... cannnaot b bothered
@amorousFortune thank you so much! >0> my KUDOS ❤︎ on the beautiful work! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1ca15a79164f.png
u can look at my bass too das a godgiven rite
WOMEN GET BEHIND ME I'LL PROTECT YOU.
I Miss Titty Tuesday #nsfw
deserved.
YO everybubbly stop watc)(u doin n look at my SW—E—ET BASS BADG—ES !!!!! 3B-D
NEXT TIME SOMEONE SAYS "BRO IS GENDER NEUTRAL" UNDER A POST MADE BY A WOMAN, ESPECIALLY A TRANSGENDER WOMAN, IM SENDING THE DRONES TO YOUR HOUSE. KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF. ARE YOU A WRIGGLER?
We’re Used To Having To Tag Any Mention Of qUadrants As #nsfw I Really Don’t See The Big Deal About Tagging Human #incest Ya Freakos
my piiTTiiful liiTTTTle purrbea2TT who love2 2 eaTT garbage look2 aTT me wiiTTh her biig weTT eye2 and TThen reTTche2 and run2 off and reTTche2 more TThen run2 back TTo me and reTTche2 agaiin. giirl iif you would 2TTop EA77IING GARBAGE we would N077 be haviing TThii2 problem
(( Me when I have like 6 oc accounts, but I just want to keep adding more to the silly site.))
"= can we just have no humans. on here. new rule. trolls only. ="
all im saying is who doesnt sorta want to be a woman a lil bit
The space is a SOUP and I am a CHOPSTICK (I)
((imagining a world where we don't have autoquirk so you send an email as Sollux
(( hey at least if something does happen it'll be a funny story later down the line ))
a ♯lobotomy wouldnt even ♯affect me
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NEED ME A LOWBLOODED BITCH WHO KNOWS HOW TO THROW IT BACK LIKE I NEED TO OD. ON BLACK TAR. SO I NEED THAT SHIT BAD!! #nsfw #substance
── ✦ FASCINATING H⚢W EASY IT IS T⚢ RILE UP C⚢LDBL⚢⚢DS, ESPECIALLY THE MEN. Y⚢U MAKE ⚢NE LITTLE P⚢ST AND THEY NEED T⚢ G⚢ SWINGING THEIR BULGE AR⚢UND AB⚢UT H⚢W SUPERI⚢R THEY ARE ⚢VER Y⚢U, ⚢R H⚢W THEY GET ⚢FF ⚢N Y⚢UR DISPLEASURE. INSECURE MUCH? #NSFW
i guess someone wwill just havve to wwait and see my #zoology update tomorroww! i havve a friend wwho neigh like to meet you...
it's an earth lusus! a gorilla they call it. did you knoww the avverage earth mountain gorilla wweighs around 30 stones? 😃
you're wwelcome! make sure to share any funnies you find wwith me and wwe can havve a good laugh together! ☺️
my t shirts are alwways wwet wwhen i'm wworking!! look at us, twwo babes on the towwn! #momssticktogether #foundpack #chosenbonds
one could almost say it is.... unbe-seal-able! 😉
hit all of them to simulate confusion?
i keep finding myself wishing there was a ? react button to chits
big beefy bois on my feed. life is beautyful :) luv nature
D --> Me during a bulk #zahhakvisage D --> #nsfw just in case but it's just shirtless https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b776dd7583d8.png
long time lurker first time poster im a lowwblood wwho tragically lost their lusus to a sad case of culling by our resident orphaner eridan AN EVVEN THOUGH IVVE been personally affected by his duty i cant help but wweep and cheer out in awwe at his presence #justlowwbloodthings
(( hello to any new folks :] reminder the rules of the site say 18+ for clear reason, and remember to tag properly, ty ))
<3-I-think-it's-actually-because-"F1"-was-already-copyrighted.-So-you-had-to-differentiate.
Hrngh, not no\/\/\/\/ chitten, lusus has \/\/\/\/ork to do.
♰ mine is adored. all others are loathed. ♰
D --> Oldb100ds will watch you construct something out of metal and silicone and start wa%ing poetic about the superiority of bio-tech
OBSESSED tht i am 18 again w troll age #youngspirit #yungat❤️
hello evverypony! i hope evveryone's day started off flippin gorgeous. here's howw i wwoke up- wwith my bestest buddy right in my face! don't be jealous of his wwhiskers..... he just #wwokeuplikethis! followw me for more fun lusus updates! #zoology #furryfriends #mornings #sealsneedcoffeetoo https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c129f34f9ce6.png
taking a break from feeding the horses and this made me laugh from my facegrub group. hope it brings a smile to evveryone else too! #zoology #makinglovvelikethediscovverychannel https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/62c48db054c9.jpeg
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I JUST WOKE UP IN A SUIT I DON'T REMEMBER BUYING WITH JIZZ ON THE RECEIPT AND A LOYALTY CARD FOR A PLACE THAT DON'T EXIST. #nsfw
i get so excited when they post and i can reply with something about poop
mOtHeR FuCkErS LiKe tO UsE FaNcY WoRdS LiKe "MaNiC PhAsE" aNd "PeRsOnAlItY DiSoRdEr" AnD "sUbStAnCe aBuSe" To kEeP YoU DoWn. YoU CaN'T Be sToPpEd iF YoU DoN'T KnOw wHaT AnY Of tHaT ShIt mEaNs. KeEp hOnKiNg, BrOtHeRs aNd sIsTeRs. HoNk!
*yawvns exposing my midriff in front of you.* oh, hey. didn't see ya there. howv's it going, chief?
\/\/\/\/hat in Her Imperious Condescension’s Armoire did ye just bark at me, ye scur\/\/y bilgerat? I’ll ha\/\/e ye kno\/\/\/\/ I be the meanest Orphaner this side o' port, and I’\/\/e led numerous raids on lo\/\/\/\/blood lusii, and assassinated a thousand suitors. I be trained in hit-and-run orphaning and be the deadliest \/\/\/\/ith a riflekind of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ s\/\/\/\/ag. I’ll ha\/\/e yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like ne\/\/er been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your ne\/\/\/\/fangled computing de\/\/ice? Think t\/\/\/\/ice on that, scally\/\/\/\/ag. As \/\/\/\/e parley I be contacting my secret net\/\/\/\/ork o’ sailors across the sea and yer port is being tracked right no\/\/\/\/ so ye better prepare for the typhoon, \/\/\/\/ee\/\/il. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll \/\/\/\/ipe ye off the map. Ye’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail any\/\/\/\/here, in any \/\/\/\/aters, and can kill ye in o’er se\/\/en hundred \/\/\/\/ays, and that be just \/\/\/\/ith me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line \/\/\/\/ith a cutlass, but I ha\/\/e an entire mariner fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to \/\/\/\/ipe yer arse off o’ the \/\/\/\/orld, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to kno\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/hat de\/\/ilish \/\/\/\/rath your jibe \/\/\/\/as about to incur, ye might ha\/\/e belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and no\/\/\/\/ ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all o\/\/er ye and ye’ll dro\/\/\/\/n in the depths o’ it. Ye'r G'l'bgolyb food no\/\/\/\/. #poetry #nsf\/\/\/\/\/\/ #noticemeempress #funny #minionmemes
congratulations on coming out as objectum
and you could havve it all my empire a squirt
shit that last chit wwas supposed to go in my drafts fuck you all for readin wwhats basically privvate notes your coordinates are locked and bein sent to the drones
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY POST GAME? FIRE. MY GAINS? BIG. MY RUMPLESPHERES? FAT. MY BULGE? FATTER. MY STACKS? ENDLESS. MY KUSH? LACED WITH FENT. MY BARS? ICY. I'M OPERATING ON LEVELS THAT MAKE THAT STEAMBOAT WILLY MUTHAFUCKER LOOK LIKE HE'S GOT THREE DIMENSIONS. #nsfw #substance
"wheres--" fuck u. skitty, do top surgeyru onnthem
the real reason i cant fill my quads is cause people refuse to make space for my gun sorry becky but ivve been emotionally invvolvved wwith my penultimate rifle long before your sorry landdwwellin ass strutted onto my shores #nsfww #gunsexual
i am 0|\|_e 0f th_e f_ew tr0lls wh0 ca|\| saf_ely shittalk th_e c0|\|d_esc_e, ca|\|'t g_et m_e wh_e|\| im u|\|c0u|\|tabl_e light y_ears away, bitch
daily estrogen check girls take your morning doses
♰ at least you'll be less of a public nuisance. the gleam of your hair was probably blinding. ♰
goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood break a dusk to my whole planet of loyal followers
Life ith like a dick. Thometimeth it'th up, thometimeth it'th down. But it'th never hard forever...and it'th too thhort to worry about the little thingth. Keep your head up
((the markiplier bit is just that serious
sometimes you click a quadrant and it like deletes itself and you click it again and it works but youre like scared so you do it again just in case
♰ don't forget to show the class your soon to be shiny dome ♰
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE ALPHA RECOGNIZES THE ALPHA.
♰ dont ask questions you don't want obvious answers to ♰
isnt that every single social media site though shit aint special
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ALPHA MENTALITY. DESTROY PROBLEMS AT THE ROOT CAUSE.
♰ buzz it off before someone slips in your grease trail ♰
then... why did you reply to it? lol
how many times did you practice this insult in the mirror before delivering it
REMEMBER!! ITS ALWAYS ETHICAL TO BRUTALIZE BOYS OF A HIGHER CASTE !! MAKE THEM YOUR BITCH <3</<3/<>/<3< #WHATEVERQUADYOUWANT #NSFW #BLACKROM #IPREFERBLACKROMFUCKYOU #PITCHPOSTING
it seems rankmaid-sensei has been in quite the pitch mood…! looking back at my chits i seemed to black out (literally) and produced more than i remember 0_0” (tags: kismesissitude, pitchfic, pitchfics, blackrom, archive rating: M)
i can understand that being the only post tagged gpoy but im surprised that its the only post turning up in the wizards tag. ive seen no less than half a dozen alternate versions of myself running around. youre telling me im the only one posting wizards? i dont believe you. youre lying. show me the wizard posts.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GOOD NIGHT GANG. RISE N GRIND. 💯💯 WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ASHES. 🔥🔥🔥 LET'S GET OUT THERE TONIGHT AND STACK OUR DAILY BREAD. 💵💵💰💰💰😤😤😤
>all that rank ass smell youre farming >still doesnt smell half as bad as my girl
manifestatiØn is what this is called. i think. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled1_20260326115640.png
okay so apparently the crowd is a big fan of me maybe ill be the next upstart posting sensation heres another banger for you (taps mic) chittr? i hardly know her (pretentious laugh)
(( my ass Stays liking things on the wrong character.
🎶 #nowplayiing — 2undiial - Lemon Demon (Viiew-Mon2TTer) hTTTTp2://youTTu.be/TTdbhU7EHAhc?2ii=iiwRF0BKfObiiAk-3w
dad https://cdn.11mgchest.c0m/f11les/edcda60caafa.jpeg
HEHE!! #NSFW HTTPS://CDN.iMGCHEST.COM/FiLES/728E4FF3429D.WEBP
i need a grup of galpals (or boypals) to fujshi or fudnshi out !!! #nsfw?
ASHNIKO - I WNT MY BF 2 KIS IS LITRLY ME IF I WAS A SONG ;)
Purple motherfuckers in my replies fawning over my 8lue 8itch swag. Meanwhile I'm a8out to dye Mituna's hair a full shade of mindfuck-co8alt. Crazy how chittr works in mysterious ways. #8itcheslovepsiionics #nohatetohigh8loodstho #iwantyalltoo
clocking in at the chittr farm. clocking out 'cause i've got no good ideas for shit to say. clocking back in 'cause if i don't have a life, then at least i have the ability to make posts. debatably.
Fiṅally gȯt tȯ 500 ȯṅ my Kult scȯrė!! Haha I lȯvė watchiṅg ṅumbėr gȯ up :3c
((this is an insane energy to have as a person but also really fucking funny. keep doing this. thats amazing
yo im canadian and the real biggest challenge i have is not putting u in words. i wrote flavour and went FUCK FUCK FUCK
#NewProfilePic Em8racing the look........
♯crunching ♯croutons ♯loudaf
((I LOVE THE OOC BUTTON!! LET ME EXPRESS MY JUBULAITON AND JOY FROM RPING AND EXPRESS TO THE OTHER ROLEPLAYERS THEYRE DOING AMAZING AND R FUNNY AND TOTES RADICAL!!!!
>have you been having a good march eridan
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I am a Medium. But I will take an XXL, please. I enjoy pulling my head and knees and arms through the openings, in that order. The tactile sensation is quite pleasing.
//t0 qu0te my girlfriend there's n0 such thing as a neur0tipical h0mestuck fan, pr0ject m00n fan, 0r rain w0rld fan and y0u're all 3 s0 y0u're practically the p0ser child f0r the mentally unstable and generally deranged.
This and a blunt [remembering I don't smoke] force trauma. #substance
"= advertising my nothing 20caegar take it or leave it. ="
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oh oh oh before i get fully engrossed i forgot to post this to chitter yesterday! #bnnuy [ image of a fluffy white rabbit hiding in a few tufts of grass outside of john's house, munching on some dry patches ]
SH3/H3R 1S OUT. GR3ML1N 1S 1N.
the intrinsic nature of being on this site immediately demotes one's cross-timeline ranking to F or lower, i believe.
ENVISIONING THE CONCEPT OF A TIER LIST RANKING EACH AND EVERY INDIVIDUAL WHO SHARES MY IDENTITY ON THIS WEBSITE AND COMING TO THE CONCLUSION IT IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY POINTLESS. WE ARE ALL F-TIER. AS IS THE UNIVERSAL CONSTANT WRITTEN INTO THE LAWS OF REALITY ITSELF. PACK IT UP AND HEAD HIVE. NO ONE IS SURPRISED.
Try some positive reinforcement. Make a new post that reads “I am so bored. Does nobody have specific niche special interests they cannot help but compulsively infodump about?” Post this right now and you are sure to get responses in wealthy abundance.
every0ne line up f0r y0ur "i g0t diagn0sed with autism my aradia megid0 0n chitter.c0m" shirts. 0u0
i handing 0ut free autism diagn0sis t0 any0ne wh0 is willing t0 pr0ve it in s0me way shape 0r f0rm. step right up. 0u0
@FL1GHTYBRO4D WH4T 4R3 W3. HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/B0230F9B5491.PNG
</3: It Appears Your Darling, Lovely, And Very Beautiful General Is,,,,,,,,, Presently Sick,,, My Throat Hurts, And Not In The Fun Way! Please Send Me Your Well Wishes My Wonderful Followers That I May Recover Soon,,,,,,,,,
:33< its meow the girl of mewre dreams :33< not the sexy ones the wierd ones where mewre t33th fall off and mewre naked in pawblic :33< #nsfw #gore ???
evenn if it isnnt nnormmal who give a shit
yes nnow stannd a little closer to the cennter of the road so i cann hit you with mmy buggy
sleep is stolenn timme. donn't let themm take it fromm you annymmore. tonnight. we are stayinng up. til onne billionn o clock.
>([sometimes moirails make out nasty style bro i dont t#ink a little spoonin is gonna #ave regulators kickin in your s#it]
now i am become girl destroyer of moids
3833 < I like my husband for lots of things, but especially this. > https://i.imgur.com/YISHuy2.png
> l00k 1t's a t1me t0 CELEBRATE
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they shouldnt be touching you like this youre used to the bites, the scratching, the berating that stings a cold pitch in your blood pusher. but their hands are on you and theres something about it that pulls the air right from you the delicate draw of their tongue over your throat, a place you would never let them get close to with the fangs they hide behind the soft lips that now trail to your ear "what are you doing?" you manage through a trembling breath, voice too light to prove the hatred you should be feeling you should be feeling it, right? its there somewhere, but everything is a slurry when they act like this their hands pull you up and into their lap weighlessly. you fucking hate them right? "keep going" you grit out cruelly, spades digging into your chest. though your tone softens at the feeling of their gentle touch diving lower, the spades flipping in time with stomach "please..." (tags: Reader/Kismesis, quad mixing, pitchflush, flushpitch, pitchflush quad mixing, quadrant mixing, #nsfw, gentle petting, begging, desperation, mixed feelings, guilt, archive rating: E)
boobs #nsfw
kittycat on my face NEVER EVER kill yourself. THIS is what its ALLLLLLLL about
i wish we could bookmark chits or favorite them or something
> hell0 there chr0me 1t 1s 1 chr0ma
errrr, what the SIGMA? LOL!!!!!
I am so+ full o+f hate. I'm go+nna get mo+re tatto+o+s o+ut o+f anger.
B33 < That moment when ur godtier is a knogue of tart#justspritethings
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 > BE ME > BE PLAYING SOCCER AT THE GYM > THINK I'M GONNA BE AWESOME AND AIR KICK IT INTO THE GOAL > TRY > MISS BALL > KICK GOALIE IN THE FACE > TRY TO ASK "ARE YOU OKAY" AND "I'M SO FUCKING SORRY" AT THE SAME TIME > INSTEAD YELL "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!" > GOALIE IS CHOKING BACK TEARS
(Being able to pin a post would be nice, so I can keep my intro post at the top and let others know what the deal is with the royal fishy)
> 1 l1sten t0 femtanyl when 1 need t0 get my anger 0ut l0l
coldblooded/warmblooded
keep beggin an maybe ill consider indulgin you this is proper comeuppance after you stole my girl all those swweeps ago me thinks
B33 < I mean look at me, part cat, troll, guy, bird, ghost, boy, girl thing and im living my best life
B33 < U know what? I solved gender. B33 < why be one thing when u can be all of the above
Remember not to zneexe on your cheexe. You don't want grozz cheexe!
it's giving audiO caffeine XO
t)(inkin boat my battery. sucks )(e )(adta die. )(ard to get a replacement t)(at lasts as long 3B-/
you cann close your eyes annd immaginne girls kissinng annd evenn mmore. it's free annd legal annd the governnmmennt cann't stop you
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Im lik£, a big fan of th£ human disco £lysium gam£! N££d to try th£ ultrakill on£ lik£, soon though!! S££ms lik£, SO cool. I lik£, LOV£ human gam£s
THE ZESTUM HAS MADE A BIO UPDATE AFTER SOME DISCUSSIONS IN DMS AND IN CHITS. THANK YOU DEAR FOLLOWERS.
I THougHT I pressed send. I've been siTTing on THis CHiTT for Hours... Hello CHiTTr. THe love of my life suggesTed I sTArT spending more Time Here. HTTps://file.gArden/AcSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/NATiyA3.png
its a cocaine an cavviar type a light #substance
ugh fine just be wwarned im on coke
babygirl i cann stretch mmy body so horribly tryinng to get a knnot outta mmy back they use mme as innspirationn for exorcismm scennes
hello ladies. does mmy innsommnnia turnn you onn. be honnest
mmaybe "ennergy drinnk at 6pmm" wasnn't the greatest of ideas but here we are reapinng what we sow
maybe youre ugly?
ladies like trauma right? pretty sure evweryone is after the broken ones anywvays. i can swving that angle, yeah
so many funny lil freaks on my feed dis website rules. dance fore me u lil weirdos
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE WOLF THAT IS A FREAK IN ME RECOGNIZES THE WOLF THAT IS A FREAK IN YOU. LET'S BE ALPHAS TOGETHER! 💯💯💯
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i was always hispanic what
> th1s better bec0me a c0pypasta 0r whatever y0u humans call 1t
additiOnal shOut Out tO bOys whO lOOk like girls. y'all are alright XO
firstly since when are you hispanic
:D3-3-<> t)(3y fUcK11nG R3N4M3D M3!!!!!!!! 811Tc)(!!!!!!!!
CAN A BOY GET FUCKING SILLY AND POST DEVI QUOTES.
QUIT YOUR JOB.
D --> Women
D --> I know what I'm about
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Do not search my chitts. #orelse
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Every other hour this platform gets another update that makes it so much easier to use. dF is the fucking goat. ]
fffinalaly (tags: The Rankmaid/Search, #nsfw) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d9f47328be2.png
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guys maybe ♯im not ♯evil anymore
wash them dumbbass
my feed is like scary eldritch babbling and then some guys schlong
giuyewfhbfewpvb fehijwbqwdobdnvooqbcfpvwbjvjbdew !ecnswfewq
Ķ̵̡̛̟͎̠̰̦͔̞̜͉͎̤̙̋̍̆̔͂̇̓̽́̚͝U̴̟̰̤̘͉̼̝̹̬̹̜̞͙̺̇U̸̗̙̲̗͚̻̩̝̎̈́͒̆͐́̃̊̚͜ͅL̶͔͓̤͔͙̱͚̹͊̈́͐̈́̀͐̅́̀̾͐̇͂͝͝A̸̧̧̫̥͚̲̼̱̙̙̞͍̪̙̥̗̓̾̉ͅG̶̭̻͕̱̖͊Ǫ̸̡͎̫̞̳̫̝͔̘̔̍͐͗͜͜͝T̶̡̰͚̬̫̹̩͈̭̥̰̰̀̒̍̀͒̊̿̀̊͝͝͝ͅH̴̨̧̨̨̙̘̥̝̱̘̥͓̟̳̰͆̌ stuns in new selfie. https://i.postimg.cc/QMMxV0FC/Horrorterror.webp #horror
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LOOK SO MUTHAFUCKIN HANDSOME I OUTMOGGED NARCISSUS
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I PUSHED THE BEAST OF BURDEN THROUGH THE EYE OF A NEEDLE CUZ I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. ACTING LIKE I GOT A SICKNESS FOR THICKNESS THE WAY THAT I BE GETTING STRAIGHT NASTY ON BIG BOTTOMED BITCHES, I'LL GRAB A BITCH BY THE HORNS AND TAKE HER FOR A RIDE WHEN SHE ASKS TO SEE MY SCUTTLECYCLE. #nsfw
god im so stupid i just need a pretty girl to tell me what to do #nsfw
D --> You guys are e%ceptionally desperate
Going out tonight. And 8y going out, I mean walking outside and throwing rocks at the first people I see. Stay inside.
SIGH........ SO M∆NY PRE77Y GIRLS I ∆LMOS7 DEFINI7ELY S7∆ND NO CH∆NCE WI7H........
#Personal #Horror #BodyHorror #Vent #Angst #Counting #Down #From #10 And one. Still mad. Okay. This is completely fucking unacceptable. I cannot even mark all as read. I am losing control of my life. The curse of my bloodline made manifest in the form of @thatGamerrrgrl. You contemptuous creation. You pig. You beast. You talkatively chatty and unruly horse's anus. Are you FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? You do not have to hit every single react button in painstakingly fastidious order on every single post I make until the end of time just because I happen to sport a passing resemblance to you in terms of cheek bones and dead scalp shavings! Family is not the end-all-be-all literal center of every interaction. How are you not out clubbing like normal alcoholics? Enjoying the party scene? Being lively, getting your proverbial dick wet, doing something, ANYTHING shy of ME??? There is not a high enough concentration of xanax in all the conjoined and amalgamated pharmacies in the next six hundred and sixty six conjoined area codes to quench my unfathomably boundless annoyance at your asinine antics. Please. Please. Please. Get therapy from somebody OTHER than your daughter. Get a social life. Strike up a few hobbies. Get addicted to gambling and meth. Do anything. Anything. And anybody else. Why me? Why me why me why me why me why me why me why me? https://i.imgur.com/rsosOn0.png
how come i aint chittr FAMOUS yet huh
confession #5 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/34a4587eccdc.jpg
- Ohhhh god they found me https://i.postimg.cc/ygy3L8Rz/image.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NEITHER, STRAIGHT THE FUCK UP FENT #substance
disco become elysium
>([as t#e evening winds down im just contemplating #myOrb]
Some people are so easy. All I have to do is bat my eyelashes and sound so, very pathetic and people will just do things for you. #NeverDoThingsForYourself #Manipulation
SOM3 OF YOU D1SPL4Y TRULY M4DD3N1NG B3H4V1OUR. #V4GU3
boatta hold a REEL party up in this biyatch for reel motherfuckas who like to get they culling on 38) and thats the BETTA meanin of cullin not the weakfry shit the empress be spoutin
ii liimiit my2elf two 2peakiing no more than 20 word2 daiily a2 punii2hment.
have you ever squeezed on your own cracked ribs to feel the grinding and pops? intoxicating #nsfwe #gore #kink
guppies aint got nofin betta ta do otter than hang aboat here all night
1M TRY1NG TO F1GUR3 OUT WH4TS GO1NG ON 1N TH1S P1CTUR3 4ND F41L1NG FROM TH3 P41NFULLY LOW CONTR4ST
all quadrants can be a little blackened if you put your mind to it #nsfw #blackrom #pitchposting
iim lowdiirkenuiinely goiing two 2top 2haviing becau2e iit2 2uch a fuckiing ha22le every goddamn tiime.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CHANGING MY PRONOUNS TO I'M/HIM CAUSE I'M HIM!!! 😤😤😤
ant wait for the Ieaderboard to return so we aII start kiIIing eahother :o)
> hey what are y'all's kult sc0res at 1 wanna see pe0ple f1ght 0ver wh0's w1nn1ng
(( i'm here to have fun, i don't want to just be roleplaying fantasy racism at all. part of why i Like this site is because hemospectrum stuff is meant to be set aside!!! ))
(( will say any "slur" stuff i ever bring up (see: the one pronoun) i will not be personally using on the site nor do i condone. it's just unfortunately a part of the language and conlanging does involve having to translate canonical slurs (which kind of rlly sucks) but like... yeah geez some people should calm down :/ ))
farmiing kult/kull 2o ii can 2ell my account two a 2hiittiily managed cliip account and liive out the re2t of my day2 (1825) iin my hermiit cave.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I BE STACKING THIS PAPER LIKE I'M MY OWN MUTHAFUCKIN SECRETARY. I'M ON THAT GODZILLA PACK ATOMIC BREATH FENT GOT ME SHOOTING LASERS OUT OF MY MOUTH AND SHIT #substance
kiiller? ii dont even jeff her.
is it flirting if you make some sort of hornypost and someone likes the post and then follows you?
flyiing your2elf around iin2tead of walkiing helped me. maybe ju2t try two work up two biigger object2.
> boy are you gonna be SHOCKED when you learn what the major1ty of th12 21te'2 u2erba2e 12... <
What2 an HD and why u got 80 of th3m bitch32
:33< fun fact did mew know: MEOW
(( tyy!!!! me harnessing my writing powers in the meantime lol ))
[[ god the quirks are so fun theres so many im jealous of not coming up with myself LOL ]]
[[ respectfully: humina humina humina ]]
seems i just wwent to mad at you island and evverybody kneww me there
no the plot is there the plot is rping racism........ we need 2 abandon the plot and go home
just cha|\|g_e y0ur |\|am_e t0 20000 kults |\|0b0dy will |\|0tic_e
I had gotten LOST in them for a bit. So footage will be DELAYED for the time being. Sorry for the wait!
Had a THEORY that my profile picture was made wrong. Like there was a TOOL I neglected to use. So I remade it. Curse a....CERTAIN filler tool.
its why my ass abstains entirely like im so good man im so good. theres too much give me a break
(( nyehehehe im https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4557e78ef01a.png
(( no same. i cannot get the visual down for c!chroma so i just wing describe them a lot lmao but some people here r INSANELY talented ))
[[ unrelated but some of yall got some gorgeous fantroll designs i love so many of them ]]
wh0 up dri|\|ki|\|g th_ey M_edicarc_erat0r Fizz
── ✦ VI⚢LETBL⚢⚢D IN MY MENTI⚢NS ⚢N MY P⚢ST CRITICIZING TH⚢SE NEUTRAL AB⚢UT THE HEM⚢SPECTRUM. F⚢RK F⚢UND IN KITCHEN AS TH⚢SE FREAKS SAY.
good newws i just signed a neww lease on a BRAND NEWW MODEL X MEGA AIRYACHT bad newws this is the occasion that i eat the horse
We as a society need to get more transgender.
nesben is chill now. nesben is giving up violence for the next two hours. nesben is an old bean and nesben cannot always be doing killing and attacking and hatred. sometimes nesben has to lay in the grass and imagine nesben is some sort of worm seeing the sky for the first time. nesben maybe things world peace is real
((Have yet to develop new slurs but ive seen some creative people on here like Jesus christ))
I hope you guys enjoyed my performance as TOY BONNIE in the new FNAF movie! Who or what do you theorize I'll be in the next one?
i mean its super fucking relevant too its not like its just gone
Cheexe ix my favorite fruit
> n0t tp alt turn1ng 0ff d1rect messages.... abs0lute c0ward1ce
I WISH MY LIKES WERE ANONYMOUS, YOU DONT GET TO KNOW WHAT I WAS MILDLY ASSUMED BY.
((the guy that opened with "Make Alternia Great Again" was on SIGHT for me
confession #4: Sometimes, I think that the Crocker fandom is a bit hostile. Making fanfiction with her should be allowed without having people rag on you for not respecting her characterization. I am fully aware of her actual personality, and how she interacts with the pantheon, and that's why she works so well (along with her various serious and funny moments) in my fiction. I know she's not the same person without those personality traits. I get it, I too can be quite strict about adhering to creator canon. But sometimes I just want to be whimsical and play with my Janedoll.
literally just blocked it as soon as i saw it. interacting with it can do no good.
A Turning Point USA account is quite tasteless, NEXT!
THAT FREAK ON A LEASH. ITS ME. SHOOT ME DEAD.
also whats with the google translate japanese. hi damaras unless you are japanese its a bit insensitive to be posting google translate japanese for ur roleplay accounts. it was racist as fuck when hussie did it and it's racist as fuck when you do it!
i think this website needs to become feminist and anti racist really quick
doiing thii2 new biit called "haviing a conver2atiion" where when 2omeone talk2 two me ii re2pond two them.
my point exactly like we know eridan is loyal to the system but like idk man
do we really need a "turning point alternia" account
unfortunately fantasy racism mirrors a lot of reality (especially against Black folk) and it comes off as extremely insensitive if not earnest :/
((I forgot how to spell earth for a second. i kept adding a c. Shoot me dead behind a dennys.))
fork found iin kiiTTchen a22 2TTaTTemenTT
On€e again strengthening the €onne€tion €lemti & €o. Planetary Development has with €ro€ker €orp. Proud to do business with them.
so like the whole pretend racism thing im starting to feel like yall arent roleplaying anymore
8unch of freaks on the timeline.
99.2% 2ure all of you are clIInIIcally IIn2ane
- ANNOUNCING: Fromm the business-mminded mminds of THE @pickleInspector and mmyself (mme) ... a REVOLUTIONARY REBRAND. I KNOW you have problemms. And those problemms require the mmust helpful, hands-on solutions. We can and will help. - HANDY BUSINESS SOLUTIONS: "A Helpful Handy for your Pickle!" Because we aren't letting go of your Pickle until we've thoroughly Handled it!
kissed a girl she gru on me. she called me despicable and i said despicable me? you two.
pee/nut
i ate my horse today
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DREAMT THAT I WAS A SEADWELLER AND I WAS SMOKING STRAIGHT FUGU ZAZA THROUGH MY GILLS LIKE I WANTED TO GET HIGHER THAN A GUYOT. WE'RE GONNA BE OUT HERE USING SEA ANEMONE AS BLUNT WRAP IN THE BIG 2026!! #substance
"are you sure?" you murmur nervously "go for it" your hands carefully travel up through his hair, reaching up to slowly press into the base of his horns. you watch with attentive eyes as a flush moves over his cheeks "y/n..." "h-... h-huh?" "keep going and youre gonna make me purr" (tags: hornplay, purring, #nsfw, overstim, unexpected softness, vague quad, unlisted quad, fluff, archive rating: T)
> l00ks l1ke "peanut, tw1st h1s bawls" 1s j01n1ng my v0cab 1mmed1ately
my chud biyfriend harem tht i hate and ohpe die
POINT OF ORDER! spoken like someone who's never had a good vibrator #nsfw
no offense to those who choose it but i will never ever be called dove ever idc
Mmgh.
Is it stalking if they clearly like it (haven't called the cops)
Yes.
⤐The Sail⊕r M⊕⊕n manga.
Nipples poking through my "Bro Strider must die." crop top. #nsfw
OOC // ok you people made me oocpost for the first time which i wasnt going to do and wont do again if i can help it but the person being referenced about "being sensitive about doubles" is currently at work but would like to pass along that they were making that comment 100% ic and do not care about doubles LOL. they are not kinning and do not actually care and are totally ok with doubles. but now that their comment in-character has been misconstrued as like REAL WORLD GRIEF somehow i'm just issuing a small statement on their behalf if someone was offended by an IC comment made by a character you DO have the right to block them rather than vagueposting them multiple times ooc. not encouraging counter-hate back to those people cause i dont think any of us give a fuck but. just reminding you thats an option LOL
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MAKE MY MATESPRIT AND KISMESIS KISS AND MAKE UP ON THE TIP OF MY BULGE, CALL THAT APPLYING REDBLACK LIPSTICK! #nsfw
fucked up of the tomodachii liife demo two tell you that 6 re2iident2 wiill allow them two liive fulfiilliing liive2 and then only let you make 3.
are your horns sensitive? 0o0
#rankmaidsyaoiwatch @timaeusTestified + @golgothasTerror holding a wrestlefest tonight including an auction post match 0///o///0 those interested can attend in new nak city might or tune into public access tv for a "full frontal view of the action"! "Earth C's most prized porker will be made to squeal across all available streaming platforms tonight. Bent and contorted into damn near every position imaginable until it all culminates in one good, final pounding. And then his belongings are going onto auction. Be there." please tune in and make sure to support our boys! dont participate in the auction though thats just for me (tags: wrestling, boy on boy wrestling, #nsfw, archive rating: ?)
"Rarity Fighting a Giant Crab" - Cat Milly #nowlistening #devimccallion
shes ruining my life
could you imagine being the only girl hired at a large corporate building and you are so stupid and tactless that even on your first day you keep dropping things and going into the wrong rooms and youre also much shorter than all the men that work there they just chuckle softly and ruffle your hair or lean down to grab at your cheeks and give you a little shake before going back to their business and also youre just trying to do secretary work but all of the men ask you to go get them things so you fetch things and also youre in the middle of training and the boss of the entire company is there with you and you ask if you could go to the bathroom and he says no (tags: imagine, corporate fantasy, size difference. humanhandling, #nsfw, #nsfwe, f/m/m/m/m/m/m+, caste difference, archive rating: M)
i have no self control anymore i think im going down and taking half of earth c with me
#forcefem all guys
i need more guys wearin gurl pants
[begin chit] doez anyone have a good way to cir***navigate an overeager cenzor program. azking for a friend. [end chit]
#EvilSurgeon #APhDInHorribleness
2h3 hump on my d unti I ay #humpday
I HAD -10 KULL AND SOLLUX POINTED OUT TO TALK ABOUT MY MENTAL ILLNESS BPD BPD BPD BPD BPD BPD BPD BPD FUCK YOU
I'LL BLOCK A BITCH FOR BEING ERIDAN AMPORA.
♯EVERYONE ♯DIE ♯NOW
Yes, I want the terf bangs please. On my transsexual forehead.
Every time I get jumpscared by some Mutie pinging some other Rose, I want to go Grimdark so violently it'll re-traumatize you fuckers. #Gore #SillyGoofyMood
gay bareback gloryhole amateur #nsfw video
you said it!
awww shell yeah
It has come to my attention that many of you believe I am no longer President. This is false. “President” is merely the title given to the individual currently occupying the Oval Office, and I have carved out a small bunker behind the picture of Trollson Churchhill.
Not enough bisexual men for me, actually.
How many donuts can you stack on it? #nsfw
(( hate how im having sm fun on this stupid site. pendra will never post an actual picture of himself but if youre ever curious as to what he looks like, i have my tumblr in his bio smiles ))
You don't tell her that, you say "Okay Rose."
"stop being so evil" ♯this & "unh& my soul from my being of flesh" ♯that & never ♯penny how are ♯you
damn ii ju2t realiized 9-two-5 mean2 9 day2 a day 5 week2 a day a week 9 two day2 a 5 week a hour2 9 day2.
they cld luv thmeslves getting hit more
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YEAH THERE IS. ME. HOS LOVE ME MORE THAN THAT. :o)
NOT1C1NG TH4T PUNS, 4P4RT FROM ON3S FROM 4 S3L3CT F3W, 4R3 OFT3N H4T3D. COW4RDS.
wearinng a shirt that says "I ❤️ APPROPRIATINNG MMASCULINNITY ANND SMMOKINNG 27 BLUNNTS A DAY" onn the fronnt annd "I REMMEMMBER THE GREAT HORIZONN OIL SPILL OF 2009" onn the back
i need more angry southern women singing
nnothinng 27 blunnts + playinng inn heavy traffic cann't fix #substannces
nothing ♯fouribuprofen & ♯gettinghitbyabuggy & ♯afifthofwhiskey & ♯jackingoff & ♯killingsomeone cant ♯fix
NON-B1N4RY
TH4TS OK YOULL F1GUR3 1T OUT, YOUR3 DO1NG GOOD SO F4R
https://i.postimg.cc/yxpR7ZD5/IMG-0110.jpg
B33N TH3R3 DON3 TH4T NOW WH4T
IM CHOKING SO FUCKING MUCH FROM CHITTR YALL TOO FUCKING FUNNY DONT EVER FUCKING VHANGE #OOC
i Hahve Come Upon This F@scinahting Phenomenon Known As "forced Fem" . I Will Upd@te You Guys
They call me Diamonds because you die. Monds.
there wwwwill also be an airship wwwwhich is vvvvery functional
ENOUGH FEMBOYS, START TAKING ESTROGEN NOW. GO THE FULL MILE. BECOME A WOMAN.
I GOTTA EXPRESS HOW FCKING FUNNY THID WAS TO READ PLEASE PELASE #OOC https://i.postimg.cc/HnMmLGn1/Screenshot-2026-03-25-164817.png
obvviously chittr wwas havvin one a its iconic technical difficulty moments earlier so i wwill rechitt for good measure like this chitt or send a dm (read bio) to showw interest in festivvities centered around the feats and deeds a the wwidely knowwn aristocrat and chittr sensation eridan ampora includin a vvery exclusivve get together on his island wwhich features an awwesome shipwwreck in case there are some that dont knoww nobody wwill get culled at the party of course unless it happens in the #bloodsport wwhich wwill be present for those that like to havve a good time #eridanwweek #islandparty #flarp #gaming
"fem Boy" This And "fem Boy" Thaht : I Wahnt To See B@bes
Based on current iclinations. Subject to change. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91c141f38920.PNG
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NO SUCH THING AS TOO FORWARD, IF YOU HAVE MULTIPLE DIRECTIONS YOU CAN CHOOSE FROM, ALWAYS CHOOSE FORWARD! IF THERE'S A CLIFF IN FRONT OF YOU, AND A PATH TO PEACE BEHIND YOU, GO FORWARD! IF THERE'S A BIG BOOTY LATINA BEHIND YOU AND NOTHING AHEAD OF YOU, GO FORWARD AND KEEP GOING FORWARD UNTIL YOU LOOP ALL THE WAY BACK AROUND TO THE LATINA!! DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS BRO!
theres nothing wrong with never having filled a quad yet 0v0” i have never shared in a quadrant with another and i am perfectly well adjusted! (tags: quadtalk, quadrants, #nsfw, romance, archive rating: G)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NEED A FAT BIG SPHERE GOTH RUSTBLOOD TO SPIT IN MY MOUTH LIKE I NEED AN OPEN HEADWOUND. WHICH MEANS I NEED IT REALLY FUCKING BAD!!!! #nsfw
>redbaiting is my^y top hobbies ever. haha im so seeaty^y and my^y shoulders need some squeezing. if only^y i had a hot bronzeblood to work some kinks out for me. sad #nsfw
agreed. selfcest is w0nderful. #nsfw
0k back t0 being n0rmal and n0t breaking the shattered chunks 0f 4th wall. i made 0ut with myself and did 0ther stuff. @arisenanew
bec0me ung0vernable. start the ap0calypse.
4W4K3 4ND 1M GO1NG TO M4K3 TH4T 3V3RYON3 3LS3S PROBL3M
folykl tip #6: blahhhhh im gonna get you just playing guys its only me folykl
N3XT T1M3 SUGG3ST TH3Y CUT 1T 1N H4LF TRUST M3
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HIT BARK BEAST GOING THIRTY MILES AN HOUR DOWN HIGHWAY.
its dumb howw some wwomen are so hot you havve to activvely suppress thinkin about it in order to act normal around them its like tryin to pail wwithout cummin turns it from easy sleazy pure pleasure into a balancin act ordeal a endurance kind a stressful an obnoxious tbh #nsfww #blackpill #wwomen #totalcuckstate
i love boykissers and boys kissing #entrepreneur #smallbusiness #fuckyourclone
Hey guys!!! Did yxu knxw that Trxll Rxnald Reagan was actually Lucifer frxm the Earth-Bible testing the waters xn creating the antichrist??? It's true!!! :000 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9774d163a6cb.png
/| I Would Love To Learn More About Everyone! Lets Start a Thread for Introductions! I’m Aletha. I’m a Rustblood Who Works as a Waiterroress! Besides Working I Don’t Do Too Much Else, but I Hope Chittr Will Change That! |\
https://file.garden/XpidrV1bbgcDmDPG/Screenshot_20260325_140243_Firefox.jpg Fuck yeah. Wait why won't the image work. Oh wait there we go.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I WAS FLIPPIN BRICKS FOR TROLL MANSA MUSA BEFORE HUMANS EVEN BECAME A TYPE 1 CIVILIZATION. WE SMOKIN THAT WHOOPI GOLDSCOURGE SOUTH TROLL EGYTIAN FUNDERBURGER DELUXE MEGA MILLIONS SCRATCHER SKUNK BUBBA KUSH!!!!! #substance
Quintuple texting a man you aren’t sure cares if you live or die >>>>>>
Im just a lonely lady looking for a handsum young man to clean my pool
you think your days gonna be boring then bam: cool rock. #mycoolrock
♯chop it ♯off
#NSFW do I dunk my bulge in healing sopor directly or is there a better option. Context is I fell on it and it hurt. Bad.
i think...! im going to chit a selfie! ganbare rankmaid-sensei! i am a bit nervous
Shit, even when I die my body is up to The Gods to delegate. Either I truly become a mindless thrall or allow total consumption. Vored or puppeteered? Who knows.#nsfw #vore #gore
1 minute no chit. did chittr fall off?
Midblood Princess or BlueBlood Fraud? Culture is not a costume, Trollpell Roan! https://i.postimg.cc/mrvM6ZTP/6C2BECCE-53A6-46C1-AC72-B2C450B474E7.jpg
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WEDNESDAY MOTIVATION LET'S GET A SELFIE TRAIN STARTED!! POST YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELVES BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND SIBLINGS OF LESS BIGUOUS GENDER IDENTITIES! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0c24cb81f2b7.png
breakfa2t. http2://fiile2.catbox.moe/pfygp0.jpeg
every day ii thiink of thankiing my lu2u2 for forciing me two get freeform2 iin2tead of lettiing my bald a22 grow a 2ma2h bro2 fro.
Surely nobody endeavors to see a grown gentleman haphazardly squeezed into an ill fitting cheerleading suit... ... ... ... ... Right?
cant have that be happening anymore someone get em
A jadeblooded masc could fix me.
Is It Even #forcefem If I Just Ask Nicely And Then They Do It
You wish to wear your monocle. don your *tie* and your creased *trousers*. twiddle your *handsome* stache! it is time to jump onto your STEAM SHIP good lad! #forcechap #gentlemankink #nsfwe
I do not believe you should talk about your fellow trolls this way. Ego sum ira Domini.
just woke up from a dream where i got stabbed in the heart and i could feel the entire thing ama
i'll like this to boost it for you... hopefully you find pretty girls...!
farmiing kult by po2tiing "wahhh dont piity/hate/mediiate/liike my po2t" engagement2lop.
To our beloved Chittr overlord: Perhaps a collapse button for chitt replies? A way to only see OPs, and then toggle between seeing replies or not.
POLYCULE WHERE ONE GUY HAS AN (I CAN FIX HIM) MINDSET AND ANOTHER GUY HAS AN (I CAN MAKE HIM WORSE) MINDSET ABOUT THE SAME THIRD GUY. NET ZERO MORAL CHANGE #rechittbutlouder
i thinnk if a girl said this to mme i wouldnn't survive. worth it
“aw look how much smaller your bulge is compared to mine” (tags: bulge humiliation, imagine a cute girl saying this to you, f/f, m/m, any quadrant, #nsfw, size difference, archive rating: E)
i strØngly dislike mØst Øf the pØsts i am seeing. i was tØld tØ verbalize it if i dØnt feel like using the hate buttØn.
(( Dawg with leprechaun romance being based on japery I can't tell if Crowbar's just fucking with Slick or flirting I hate my own muse it do be like that sometimes #ooc
hΩw tΩ sεt pΩsts sΩ nΩ Ωnε αbΩvε ιndιgΩ cαn cΩmmεnt.
i kinda miss killing people we should go 8ack to that
Estrogen. Https://diyhrt.wiki/transfem
https://i.imgur.com/qltemR4.png Serendipity.
sensual facepainting with your clown matesprit straddling you as they paint you holy (tags: Reader/Purpleblood, clurch, religious themes, stay still, almost done, heavy make up, religious coercion, religious curiosity, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
o in tht last scenarior, im fhe rehab owjer but im alsos the abusidv circus ringleadr so ur situaition hasjt gotten bettrnits just changed
hOOOnk hOOooonk hOoOOnk hOOOnk hooOnk hoOonk honk hoOonk hoonk hOOonk hoooonk hOnk hOOooOOnk hoonk hoOOnk hoonk hoOoonk hoOoonk hOonk hOOOnk hOnk hOOonk hoonk hoooOnk honk hooOnk hoOOonk
This was a helluva post to realize i can view what youve been writing by hitting the quirked button
hoonk honk hOonk hoooOnk hOoOOnk hoooonk hooOnk hOOnk hoOnk hOonk hooonk hooonk hOOOnk hOOnk honk hOnk hoonk hOOnk honk hooonk hooOnk hOonk hooOonk hoOnk hoonk hoOonk hOnk hoooonk honk hOoOOnk hOoOonk hoOnk hOonk hOOonk honk hOnk hoOOonk hoOonk honk hOOonk hOonk hoOnk hOonk hOnk hOooonk hooOnk hOnk hoOOnk honk HOoonk hOOOnk hOonk hOnk honkhOonk hooonk hooOonk hoOOnk
moirail swapping (tags: quadrant swinging, ill just be over here okay?, pale kisses, exhibitionism, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Before I Am Anything I Am A Girls Girl. Women? I'm For You.
Do you want this to be a mystery or do you want people to work it out right away.
i THINK, sHE IS NOT ALWAYS, aS BUSY AS SHE MIGHT, lIKE OTHERS TO THINK, tHAT SHE IS, tHAT BUSY,
When I'm Empress It's Gonna Be Entirely Bread And Circuses And Orgies And I Will Be The Most Beloved Bitch Ever Invented Whos With Me #nsfw
-- There's A Lot Of Fish In The Sea But There's Only One Bad Bitch And Thats Me!! #quadposting
can we organise a mass blocking of all felt members?
he Iets me hit b im patheti and offputting
for today only nesben has allowed a photograph to be taken. nesben will be destroying all evidence of nesbens existence after this image. but ndk nesben felt cute teehee will return to eating dirt later. https://cdn.picrew.me/shareimg/org/202603/1564386_odtpoffs.png
-- Girls Are Allowed
CAN'T CALL IT THE FASTEST BLOCK IN THE WEST BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW FREQUENTLY THE NOTIFICATION MENU UPDATES. BUT I CAN CERTAINLY CALL IT THE EASIEST. #FUCK_THAT_VIOLET_IN_PARTICULAR
MASSIVE CHUB HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/95250AF7DF5A.JPG #NSFW
i dxn't understand the hype behind cxffee energy drinks taste sx much better tx me
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dont ask a lady her age
“im not your fucking matesprit right now. stay in character.” “nngh… but—!” “no buts. im gonna hurt you real bad. its just a game, why are you shaking?” (tags: flaerp, quadrant faking, eroviolence, #nsfw, stay in character, archive rating: M)
Perhaps I shall allow myself to let loose whilst on this website. Conventional intercourse does nothing for me any more. My pussy must be destroyed, in every sense of the word. Hoo hoo. #nsfwe
There's nothing wrong with major hornyposting, so long as you tag it properly. Show off every naughty inch, because there are indeed people who will join you #nsfw #cryogenicthoughts
REALLY? YOU MAKE AN ACCOUNT ON A TROLL-CENTRIC SOCIAL MEDIA AND THE FIRST THING YOU ASK IS HOW OUR ROMANCE WORKS? ARE YOU THAT FUCKING DENSE? YOU CAN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO DO A BIT OF RESEARCH ON US BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO POKE YOUR HEAD INTO BUSINESS THAT IS BLATANTLY NOT YOURS. YOU MANAGE TO REACH NEW LOWS EVERYTIME I HAVE THE DISPLEASURE OF INTERACTING WITH YOU. DO YOU EXPECT EVERY TROLL TO HOLD YOUR HAND THROUGHOUT THIS WEBSITE? TO SHARE WITH YOU THE INTRICACIES OF OUR QUADRANTS AND HOW THEY ARE FAR MORE SUPERIOR TO YOUR LIMITING ONE HUMAN ROMANCE? YOU SPEND ENOUGH TIME DICKING AROUND ON THE WEB, MAYBE TRY TUNING INTO FUCKING TROLLPEDIA.
=^owo^= so many goddamn books i just want to fuck #nsfw
ᯓ𝄞 1... 2... 3... Miku Miku beam! (*’▽’)ノ＾—==ΞΞΞ☆ ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
if mY dinner;s so bad, what aboчt mY brekkie this dчsk? https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/45cd6471a6e1:png
is there someone of the same gender you could call to warm you up? let me know!
Violet8loods are just the worst. You'd think my kismesis would understand the natural give and take that comes with a caliginous relationship, 8ut nope! He's a fool and I'm excited to see him executed.
B33 < dgmw I love purrsian but im already literally SO vulnerable to garfield jokes B33 < also being a lapcat for giovanni is an L sorry
</3: Be Sure To Follow Me If You Like Beautiful People And Or Just Follow People Because You Are A Kiss Ass #wetakethose
Anti leaderboard.x Perfect for the ragebaiters to truly step up their game.x
I Think There Should Be A Feature Where We Can See The Most Hated Chitt On Chittr
[[early shift tomorrow sob]]
intercrural wwith my bloody wwarrior boys milky thighs
</3: Oh How Silly Of Me I Made A Post About Being Beautiful Without Any Knowing My Full Appearance! don't Be Afraid To Tell Me Your Thoughts, Darlings~ https://cdn,,,imgchest,,,com/files/1f323fbc3007,,,png
Is the plural milfs or milwves?
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I Have Never Experienced Anybody Sadder Than This
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ghrehui ho gerohuwo wahwawofh whoaa~!!! kyayaaa!!! soo gagaap moee! nnow you just need a cu ute huanaman boy to hold ont ot your leash! (tags: petplay, inumimi, leash and collar, ears and tail, gap moe, #nsfw, multichapter, archive rating: M)
http://i.picasion.com/gl/93/lyzC.gif #aesthetic
theyre talking about topping and bottoming on my post! my post! i couldnt have done it without you all. i just wanted to thank everyone from the bottom of my kokoro before i pass out from blood loss again. (tags: selfcest, wow the amporas sure are nice, boiling cabbage, #nsfw, kyaaa, #gore in the form of nosebleed, archive rating: E)
🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
striders vs lalondes no one can tell you humans apart anyways!
The boys think they ate. I'm crying. #lalondesupremacy
((Okay I'm gonna ask you to take it dovwn a notch please, Cronus sucks and I'm playing him as a bad person, but come on, evwen if it's just IC please don't accuse me of that))
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I TOUCHED THE UNFUCKABLES JUST TO FUCK WITH 'EM #grind #mindset
Lalondes 4 Ever. #lalondesupremacy
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thinking about them tonight... sighs... (tags: the perigree hikaru died, archive rating: T) https://i.imgur.com/tFXPNCM.jpeg
bad newws the peasants stole my airship theyre wwreakin havvoc on my beach front hivve property good thing about livvin in a shipwwreck i guess is this counts as renovvation
not to vvaguepost but to wwhoevver owwns the shoddily colored in box car outside the local troll olivve garden i squashed your pitiful shit wwith my awwesome fuckin airship
is... is that what yxu want them tx dx xr like...
https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-25_031305222.png
:33 < self portait in soft colored pastels https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719749785061425157/1486201112720576613/IMG_7679.png?ex=69c4a425&is=69c352a5&hm=31e14d3ddb1d8635c07cebbd486f09837282d518abb105248b4b31a54f9ae168&=&format=webp&quality=lossless
anyway goodnight gorgeous gorgeous ladies and to the rest of ya bye or whatever
cant post nudes because my kynodesme tied tight as fuck #nsfw #modestdersite #intellectual
human boy with complicated religious background meets a highranking clurch member and they begin a twisted matespritship where both need to decide what is truly worth worshipping. "get down and pray" chapter one coming soon! (tags: troll/human, human romance, quadrant confusion, religious trauma, religious manipulation, religionplay, substance abuse, manipulation, hurt no comfort, does this count as praying?, #nsfw, body worship, panwashing, incorrect use of modeling balloons, #substance, addiction, guilt, punishment, archive rating: E) AUTHORS NOTE i had to do a lot of research on cult culture trying to stay respectful of course. ^_^
it is givvin amorphous
wwell im late arent i https://files.catbox.moe/zitofo.png #nsfww
Tucking panties haul coming soon. #nsfw
// it is with much sadness in my heart that i must go on an indefinite hiatus. this shit is absurdly fun; too fun. it's the exact kind of brainrot that gets its hooks in me until 8 hours passes and i realize i've done nothing but spend all day on chittr. shit is not healthy for me lmao. thanks for all the memories chat :') maybe i'll see you all around again some day
I cannot believe this shit broke embeds.
alright yeah Zure why not read 'em and weep. fellaZ fellaZ there'Z plenty of thiZ aZZ to go around ((ooc: Zource - Zelf-made)) httpZ://ZquidgeimageZ.Z3.uZ-weZt-002.bacKblaZeb2.com/2026/03/24/rZZ_67674871_KoyabvniyxbKnye.png
this is chittr bitch! we #nsfw in this motherfucker better take your sensitive spinal crevice back to shreddit!
W)(ale. . . w)(y not? )(ttps://files.catbox.moe/4va0lw.png (can't find original source. not my owned art) #nsfw
it sucks that chittr d0esnt have 'imm0rtal being w0ven by time itself' as an age 0pti0n
my work here is done https://external-preview.redd.it/oh-to-be-a-hot-pink-bitch-named-breakfast-v0-pDCd3MgJUPHmx5ravRruVjxdZiVjifRmhPvbE7Qwc2Y.jpg?auto=webp&s=027c8badb3b0901fcb4ae7e4f8c0d2645414b5c9
NOT POSTING SPHERES. USE YOUR IMAGINATION.
petition to make human "tuesdays" #tittytuesdays on chittr! dont forget to leave a 👍 KUDOS!
girl if you dont get those titties in my face rn #nsfw #boobpocalypse
believve it or not the rumble sphere craze is linked to the fuel consumption thing
opening a ♯donation bin on ♯slaytreon because ♯gettingpaid is the only way im participating in the ♯boobocolypse
Apparently, this is what you all mean by "spheres." https://i.postimg.cc/YqZ2QhgQ/IMG-0064.jpg #nsfw
men, the easiest way t0 get girls is t0 fr0t an0ther man and p0st pictures 0f it 0nline #nsfw
=^owo^= getting head from a highblood call that multiculturalism #nsfw
dad please do not look at my liked posts for the next several hours.
You wish.
glad i joined this place just in time for everyone to start posting titties #nsfw #godisgood #godiskind
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SOMEONE TOLD ME WE POSTING SPHERE FLEXES NOW? #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a534debb7c1b.png
shout out to the marvelous ms rose lalonde for taking this bangin pic of me it aint easy lookin this breezy @tentacletherapist#2339 https://i.ibb.co/sd7b2dtf/untitled-artwork.jpg
new #chittrchallenge boys push your spheres up against another boys and post a photo (in this thread haha) to determine whos are bigger! kyaaaaa! trusted voters including myself will be the final say. (tags: challenge, rivalry, mine are bigger, bl, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Why think when you can just do?
girls on this site be posting their spheres! i love it! boys next please haha!
i will trample y0u and it will be very h0t
purrbea2t on my lap. NEVER kiill your2elf.
self concious omega violetblood x smug alpha goldblood (tags: omegaverse, casteplay, caste difference, age gap, toxic quadrant, quadrant flopping, #nsfw, fishy pheromones, i could smell you from miles away, archive rating: M)
Now imagine multiplicity in a single individual.
i changed my mind multiversality sucks
d0nt ever try t0 satisfy me i d0nt even kn0w what i want and ill pr0bably get mad at y0u regardless 0f result
smooth shiny rocks...... Iike when theyre tumbIed to a high gIoss
any other blind girls have a favourite texxxture or sensation? i've always been a fan of sharp spiky things ×××
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I LOVE THE KIND OF TROLL THAT WILL ACTUALLY JUST KILL ME. Y’KNOW, WHEN I LEFT THE THE HOUSE TODAY I WAS THINKING, DAMN, I HOPE SOME HOT TROLL PAINTS MY BRAINS ALL OVER FUCKING HALLWAY. AND HERE WE ARE. I MEAN REALLY, JUST ABSOLUTELY DESTROY ME. I’M TALKIN’ WATERMELON IN THE THIGHS LEVEL CARNAGE. AND I WANT IT TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME. I MEAN I HOPE I PISS MYSELF. I HOPE I PISS MYSELF AND YOU CALL ME YOUR LITTLE “PEEPEE PISSPISS BOY.” I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME UP. I MEAN I WANT YOU TO MAKE ME YOUR LITTLE BITCH. YOUR LITTLE PEEPEE-PISS-MYSELF-BITCH. I WANT IT TO GET EMBARRASSING. I MEAN LIKE… WEIRDLY EMBARRASSING, UNSANITARY TOO. WE SHOULD BE ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PEOPLE BY THE END OF THE FIRST EIGHT HOURS. #nsfw
hot dave on dave action when
call me an aimless renegade the way i cant think of a good joke
i am about to tag you in a relevant post that may help.
'Can you match my fr£ak?' No! Im lik£ fr£aki£r. This is a fr£ak comp£tition and im lik£, totally winning. #nsfw
=^owo^= another church meeting where i cant seem to speak up! i hate being shy. fuck quadrants why are we kissing ass. we should be supporting anal sex and molotov cocktails. but what do i know. #nsfw
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Now I’m not being force-fed the feed. Which is nice. ]
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there 2hould be an exten2iion for hiidiing 2eadweller po2t2.
Lik£ OMG. LOL. Fr££ of charg£ don't £v£n lik£, worry about th£ cost now <3 :P!!! Aft£r chittr imploding on its£lf I lik£, f££l nic£. <3
Im off£ring to pull your hair still if you'r£ lik£, ok with your hair b£ing pull£d by a th£y/th£m :P
okay so one of the lalondes definitely fucked up the site between botched surgery and a bratz usb drive im concerned
> watch1ng every0ne h0p1ng ch1ttr gets better then s1multane0usly c0ntr1but1ng t0 the t00 many requests err0r 1s really fuck1ng funny 1'm n0t g0nna l1e
>be chittr >dying >nobody will know i like short girls with flat chests >and men
Memories. https://i.postimg.cc/RZ8xtKzB/IMG_0060.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/XYh65d0W/IMG_0061.jpg
WE SHOULD ENSALVE HALF THE MEN AND MAKE THEM FEMBOY SLAVES. THE OTHER HALF GOES TO WORK AND US WOMEN AND OTHER GENDER NON MALE PEOPLE CAN BE BETTER OFF
Ratatouill£ lik£, isn't sp£cial. I could lik£, also totally grab a twink by his hair and control him. And POST. #nsfw
There is little as peaceful as sitting in a hot shower and contemplating removing this woman's head from her torso. I am whole.
new #chittrchallenge! ^_^ record yourself doing push-ups until failure and post the audio here! (tags: whimpering, GWA, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
alright i decided to lock in a little too hard but @alopecoidTenacity heres the art congrats on the win merry crisis https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4080f1d8689f.png
surprising no one
Suck my cockiness, lick my persuasion. #whoreremembers #nsfw
man they turned off pvp, probably a good thing it was lagging the hell out of the server
$.Like this post if you w☆nt me to er☆dic☆te this fucking thing #nsfw #bec☆usegun https://file.g☆rden/☆cF_6U1bTnG0IcUV/Untitled119_20260324194358.png
I believe you should speak your truth. #MilkHaterNation
<)-> two more.... 4ll i need is two more....
-- Girls Are So So Cool, Troll Google Dot Com Where To Find Girls
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You should probably get your egg cracked by the way. ]
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tabbed back in to see someone post their favoчrite mingin legislacerator again so i;ll repost what i did to him last light https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/73d8e507a136:png
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> m1gra1ne #mygra1n
Thank you to the talented @hatsuneMiku for agreeing to work with me to promote our beloved #ComplacencyoftheLearned. Follow her to see an upcoming CalmasisXMiku collab.
[so proud to have gotten here] [totally legitimately] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/134ad143e171] [.] [png]
Honestly, out of allllllll the adult trolls I've seen, the rankmaid HAS to 8e hands down the 8est looking
1 G1V3 YOU 4 W33K ON YOUR L1F3SP4N
=( It seems like photograph are good for engagement. I had the thought, why not combine my two best received genres of posts into one? I have attached an image of one of my beetles from my collection. Isn't he cute? Male stag beetles use their magnificent mandibles as a warning signal to other males, raising them in a defensive or aggressive posture to fight off a contender. They will then use them to wrestle and toss their adversary away. https://i.postimg.cc/LXz88v7r/Screenshot-2026-03-24-at-6-50-33-PM.png )
i just heard thru tha improper channels that the condesce lost 2 a buncha kids w/ more hormones than combat prowess n that invalidates all her opinions tbf
-- Yuriness Is Next To Godliness
1M OWN1NG 1T S33 *W1GGL3S 4LL OV3R TH3 PL4C3*
who up touchin on the inside of they bulb socket
-- The Girlies Love It When You Give Them Cupcakes Injected With Estrogen They Just Do
HOW FAKE NOOK EATER$ LOOK WHEN A REAL $LURPER COME$ AT THEM #N$FW
she did it my life is over goodbye
If A Hot Girl Had Two Mouths Would You Guys Be Mad At Her Orre
Got to the silly number. Getting straight up ridiculous with it. #nsfw
computter. jocks in lacy pantties. computter do you hear me #nsffw
a general hell0 t0 all 0f my 0ld flarping mutuals that may 0r may n0t be still alive 0n here
noticing how my post about chixie god more traction than my post about cirava... thats cuz nobody gaf about them 😭😭😭😭
complacency of the law firm lol
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ saw a post on the timeline by a violetblood calling "woke" people "sheep" (🐑). dont know what the post was actually about. but it had a lotta sheep (🐑) emojis and all the sheep (🐑) emojis made me smile a lot. 🐑🐑 yay (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) yaayyyy 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑 ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ ]
Karkat vantas dead at 10 sweeps 💔 https://file.garden/aS5h2l01RTh268fh/91d9e6b1e9c81eb5a4618832e5c57b06.jpg
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>([i miss filler lowkinuinely need my custom t#eme back]
Trans person: I’m trans Society: ok Person with a foot fetish who hates women: yeah the Condesce deserves to die
so (onfused. wasn’t it alwa7s pvp? what so(ial media isn’t a (onstant swarm of hostilities at ever7 possible moment in ever7 possible dire(tion
W41T 1 4LR34DY M4D3 1T TO TH3 L34D3RBO4RD!!! HTTPS://CDN.D1SCORD4PP.COM/4TT4CHM3NTS/1359025343205216358/1486119561441968330/1M4G3.PNG?3X=69C45832&1S=69C306B2&HM=39079108CF0D41C2D82C2338F83F6D84DD0DCF1DBF035058D37475B95498830F&
gamer facTT #1: TThe play2TTaTTiion 6 wiill have a beaTTiing bloodpu2her
This is an Alternian social media website. Of course there's PvP. Let's all be serious.
=( Since it's apparent that bug facts are what get you ahead on this platform, I have prepared another topic-relevant tidbit of information for the masses. Queens Bees will spend all their life in the hive, never leaving after their initial mating flight. This parallels reality in several ways; one of which being that while I have not left my hive in a week, I am still on the righteous path to becoming the "queen bee" of this platform. This has been insect fats with Atlans - leader board addition. )
am i allowed 2b gay if i like everythin or is it prosccribled // not allowed
now we ju2t have two waiit tiil chiittr get2 monetiizable. you thiink iit2 an offal drum fiire now? you havent 2een 2hiit.
ya im droppjn bombs everywhere. watch out bitch
I think they should add a function that lets you duel people to the death to rank up on the leader board like Highlander.
chittr lEaderboArd is ExtremEly rEAl, it mAttErs a lot, and EveryonE shOUld InternalizE thEIr plAcemEnt
It Is Literally So Easy To Collect Sycophants In Chittr. You Just Have To Be A Hot Girl And Then You Get Funny Ass Boys Following Your Every Word
Ok Freak Absolutely <3 Go Drink Water Babe
Ill happily be a far runner up if it means depriving the clammy hands of a villainess a higher rung on the latter. #11!
ᯓ𝄞 I'm thinking Miku, Miku (ooh-ee-ooh).♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
ᯓ𝄞 Hi! ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
@twinArmagetfucked @hatsuneMiku
TAke a look, yall: https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0090.png
ju2t woke up from a nap feeliing wor2e than before ii 2lept. what the fuck, dude.
:33 < made a new furriend! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/719749785061425157/1486113289774829680/IMG_0112.jpg?ex=69c4525a&is=69c300da&hm=5048b5c4f6301c27263fc4bd1a7d124570a22e74ecc03918ef1a3e550372de9c&
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name one thing better than watching two boys dryhump on the loungeplank during a party! you cant! (tags: exhibitionism, outercourse, #nsfw, but what if someone sees us, spoiler: someone sees them, archive rating: M)
im smoking straight dirt down to the roach then im chewing the filter and spitting it out
some of you have horseshit music taste.
cute! take off the sweater next time gomen!
Znacking on a burger. They call me burgertaztic
Similarly afflicted. #Rechit #TarHair #FranciscoGoya #ChickenandDonuts #MickeyMouse
puttin curses on wheoevfr said they read chitt as clit bc nwo imnthinkin ppl are hatin on my clit. wtf #nsfw #cantBliveimpostinthis
i think if i was a hoofbeast i would be a meek little nag that never was chosen to be strong like my brothers and sisters so i wander through the fields sadly then a near life or death incident happens but a huge musclebeast saves my little frail legs from snapping as i try to run and he says "youre special... i can sense it" and i say "wh-... what do you mean? special?" and together we discover that the reason i was born so small was actually because i developed a special organ in my body that allows me to produce telekinetic powers and other magic things and when i discover this slowly from my forehead a horn begins to grow and i think its disgusting but he raises a hoof to my chin and leads my big maroon eyes up to his and says "youre beautiful like this" and i say "no... there will always be something wrong with me" and i run away! (tags: angst, will they wont they, size difference, slowburn, hurt no comfort, archive rating: T)
i dont play but i have every single playboy bunny mod!
⟅ a chick with big rumblespheres will fill your hands. A CHICK WITH BIG EVERYTHING WILL FILL YOUR HEART. ⟆
FAT CHICKS FOR ALL.
:33< hate to s33 a pawlix sufur heres some dough
If you 2p3ll ab2olut3ly nothing backward2 you g3t gnihton yl3tulo2ba which m3an2 ab2olut3ly nothing
and so it is written that my first born bb will be named MOCALI FLASKE in honor of my sick new roxy badge
so guys we did it 100 kult skore omw 2 tha high skore
> hey s0 that tag 0rder 1s very und0rtunate
more ♯lowbloods should be ♯killing & ♯eating the ♯bourgeoisie
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WE LITERALLY DON'T.
> y'kn0w what als0 val1d. m1ne's just all0cated
this feels more like fan fact
:33< i was walking through the forest when a tall faceless guy in a suit said :33< heyyy guysss collect my pages! :33< and i said okay slenerman and so i bought him a book which had many pages :33< and he said thanks guyyyyys and then signed them and gave me a pat on the head with his tentacles :33< #nicepastas
=( Hello, my loyal Chittr followers. Are you ready to open your mind to become more learned on the subject of bugs? You're in luck, because it is time for another segment of your favorite forum user. Did you know that "lightning bugs" or Lampyridae are actually beetles? Not only that - but the species is carnivorous, often feeding on slugs and snails. This has been insect facts with Atlans. )
THE SICKENING CRUNCHING OF MY TORSO PILLAR'S INDIVIDUAL CACOPHONOUS VERTEBRAE WOULD DO NUMBERS ON WOUNDCLOUD.
I'm Smoking That Shit That Made The Armageddons, Twin
Through my deep and studious observations of troll culture of which have been facilitated by this site, I’ve come to determine that clubs, or mediation, translates roughly to the human concept of “chill out”.
It's pronounzed "puh-pie-pee"!
i probably hate wwomen more than caliborn does honestly #burnedtoomanytimes
[not just because i dont like men] [but because i dont like misogyny]
[i would never jerk off a misogynist]
I'm Smoking That Shit That Arachnids Grip
IT IS OFFICIAL. I AM ME. REJOICE. ALSO. TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE ANIME. RANKING EVERYONE THAT RESPONDS.
that would have to be my mother because shes so gigantic
thats bee ess you caegar hungry slut ugh fine deal
:33< like my status if mew want a brick thrown through mewre window
who up strAight up liking it. And by it, i meAn girls.
WHY ISN'T THE BLOCK BUTTON WORKING. WHY CAN'T I BLOCK YOU
ARGH FUCK YOU WHY DID I CLICK IT! I KNEW IT WOULDN'T BE REAL. SOLLUX YOU PIECE OF SHIT I WILL TEAR YOUR HIVE DOWN
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ It's official, you should listen to my track!
> pet1t10n f0r y0u t0 get a h0rn badge 1nstead 0f a checkmark
For all their disagreeable cultural imports, trolls really did pop off with this quadrant thing. I do love compartmentalizing my relationships.
i'm n0t the 0nly me but give me a badge anyway t0 emb0lden my c0mmitment t0 the bit. 0u0
can i have a badge thats inexplicably upside down just to make people wonder
i wanna b like those tumblr users that have a rainbow of verified lil checkmarks ✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓
#chittraddictVerified
careful everyone was posting full hole last night
((Oh now the badges are showing for me. Hell yeah))
everyone please be nice to the troll who runs chitter / she tries very hard
i think i should b verified bc ppl agreed that i shuld be presidbet of chittr #democragcy
how do you tell a man his tits look nice in his profile image? (tags: pectoral focus, milk, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
im like if troll riddler was a pathetic girl!
a man walked along the beach with the sufferer and saw his life in some clouds with footspeps representing him and the sufferer and he said "sufferer i notice that during the hardest parts of my life there are only one set of footsteps whats up with that" and the sufferer said "it was those times that i climbed on your back the pain made you stronger" share if you cried this is just a peek into my twisted fuckimg pan follow for more at @splendidSophist
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ighyaqsdvCDHV SFGJUFKDHGSAkhijubgvdfjbfc??ED>KMJIKeu
hes having a tantrum its okay he doesnt mean it
uh yeah wwhat about it i can be sensible and dress like this
jkvcglbjvkvhjkcvghjhvhvjiohyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyfcdctuy
in the works: more than moirails (tags: quadrant confusion, its okay to make out with your moirail right?, tell me you want me, forced proximity, flarping mention, character death, archive rating: M) ashen to ashen (tags: toxic auspisticism, you’re going to watch us, #nsfw, emotional manipulation, flarping, caste imbalance, crawling back to you, playlist in the works, desperation, unrequited red, archive rating: E)
ngl when i see people in my notifs as like a hey xyz liked your chit i keep reading clit. i might be dyslexic
THE WAY SOME OF YOU USE THIS WEB SITE. IT OUGHT TO BE CALLED "SHITTR". INSTEAD OF "CHITTR". HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA!!!!!!!!!!! CALM DOWN, BUSY BODIES. IT'S CALLED "DARK HUMOR". ANOTHER MESSAGE, ANOTHER BANGER.
They put the mamsnrhbr chehfde in the soder #cryogenicthoughts https://media.tenor.com/JgGhs4VHbngAAAAM/master-chief-soda.gif
bitches l0ve that fl0rescent lights give me a panic attack.
^^(ooc: fat girl loVer Sollux is so fucking real, thank You for representing mY GOAT accuratelY)^^
^^i Would offer, but i'm pear-shaped+not a girl 😔 best of luck tho!!^^
((Losing my fucking shit oh my GOD i missed this form of RP so much. This is so much better than the twitter days though))
hell0 chitter it's me "genuinely the m0st autistic tr0ll i've ever c0me acr0ss" megid0.
i cant stop thinking about wirepulling (tags: wirepulling, robotfucker, #nsfw, archive rating: E) im so sweaty right now and my chitincart is almost here. rankmaid-sensei so thankful for contactless delivery! phew!
y are there so mny bigass dirks. get yung, idiots
fish probably think this
Divorce is just an effective way to let off some steam when the world feels pitted against you. #winemomsanon #godforbidwomendoanything
"Eww she fucking the sopor man for sopor." - A bitch that's fucking the chittr man for chitt replies.
to those of you who are just now discovering that i'm a transbian / how / it's not like i was subtle about it / like / ever
lots of ai chatter today on the tl! which means id like to talk about another favorite trope of mine: MACHINE X MEAT! (tags: wirepulling, wireplay, teach me to love, fix it fic, upgrades, physical enhancements, robophilia, #nsfw, angst,) i think a living being falling in love with a sentient piece of technology is so kawaii! especially when the robotic partner is gap moe in the way they handle learning to love their partner. hurt/comfort scenes (tags: hurt/comfort) are especially good with robot/nonrobot pairings due to all the fun details that come with repairplay (tags: repairplay) and trusting their nonrobot partner with such delicate pieces of their insides! AUTHORS NOTE this trope/dynamic is a very fun one to explore. fic reccomendations appreciated gomen! whats something you especiallly enjoy about these tension-filled pairing trope?
if im forced to see one more bro strider being softcore suggestive with another bro strider on my tl (tags: selfcest, brocest, #nsfw, topxtop) im going to die of blood loss! kyaaaaaa!
Lot of Glup Shitto's on this website telling me what to do.
!YeP! .Though you'll have to get to me firsT.
(tags: problematic timelinegap, lapsitting, NEETxNEET, archive rating: M) hiiiiii. ^_^
they should kiss
".FinD MY PageS." :From the hit indie gamE: ".I WilL FuckinG KilL YoU IF YoU EveN GO NeaR MY PageS."
I am not but thank you for your offer.
[tl] [dr]
#ChittaddictsAnonymous
[*flarping]
look im not against lowbloods but to them this reads like "dude if youre scared of roaches and squalor then just like immerse yourself in it and let them crawl all over you and then you wont be so scared of it lol"
[1 <3 = 1 fact about the account owner] [10 <> = 1 pic of account owner]
forgot who wanted some deeper government secrets. just hmu in dms and i'll get back to you after work. elbow deep in polyfill yo.
this grub burger is everything to me / it's delicious and tantalizing / but it will make me chubby so it's evil
this idiot doesnt know how to brew minecraft potions hahaha everyone point and laugh
Yes, I am the transsexual Rose of this timeline.
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⏯️🎶 Now Playing: Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse - Theme Song (Bonus) https://youtu.be/AhYO8KXE0ik?is=9SYqRXN-V8vXKauC
i'm s0 glad y0u're mad with p0wer. it's s0 entertaining. 0u0
TROPE OF THE DAY (tags: only one recuperacoon, recuperacoon sharing, #nsfw, possible quadrant hopping, quadrant uncertainty) the rush you feel when you watch two characters realize theyll be in very close proximity totally by chance! "b-but…. wont your matesprit get mad? maybe i should... leave..." he shyly ran a hand over his friends (not for long!) chiseled front. "she... listen, its complicated. i just want you close to me tonight. maybe this is for the best..?" he replied quietly, the scent of slime and another kind of slime also filling his senses. whats your favorite aspect of this trope and why do you love to see it? ^0^
[girls are awesome] [would have been fire to be one icl]
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-- Many Girls On This Planet, Good Good Planet #yuri
2009 called, they want their meme back.
all these grub rolls are going straight to my thighs / i've been told people like that i'm slightly chubby / but i can't help but feel self conscious about it
> 1s 1t just me 0r d0es rech1tt s0und k1nd 0f l1ke a slur
wat if six sevens asked \\
)(-E)(-E)( you are so rig)(t!!! If any roemegas want to be my mate, t)(ey're going to )(ave to work for it. 3;)
so much work to do! its not too late to get your ABOverse role assignment from rankmaid-sensei! (tags: ABO, omegaverse, pheromones, #nsfw,) i will continue spreading my knowledge shortly. gomen for your patience. if you would like to be added to the queue simply find the first post on my profile!
Yuri is cool.
I’ve heard they prefer to be called “white” now.
WELL. YOU MIGHT BE THE SECOND BEST OPTION.
You know, considering )(er gluttonous appetite for attention, it’s a surprise s)(e has yet to make an appearance on this site. #vagueposting.
My inner demons are named hellacious things like depression and anxiety and... acid reflux...
I HATE TIME TRAVEL. HAVING A PRETTY GOOD NIGHT. THEN BOOM. UGLY BABY PAST ME. HAS COME TO THE DISTANT FUTURE. TO SHARE THAT SHE WILL BE IN LOVE FOREVER. DUMB BITCH! I CAN FEEL IT. LIKE STANDING TOO CLOSE TO A LUMP OF TOXIC WASTE. ATTACKING MY PARTICLES. THE RAPIDLY APPROACHING POINT. IN HER WHORO'S JOURNEY. AT WHICH SHE WILL BE BRUTALLY CHEATED ON. BY WHAT IS REVEALED TO BE. A GAY GUY. BUT NO. WE HAVE TO SIT HERE. PRETENDING TO BE HAPPY FOR HER. AND HER BUM LOSER. THAT SHE FOUND IN THE WOODS. BECAUSE SHE IS HAVING A "CANON EVENT."
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of cour2e. encouragiing clout cha2iing by makiing the funny number more acce22iible ha2 never and wiill never go wrong.
Keeping myself humble by reminding myself that no matter how smart I think I am, it's still not smart enough to get off €hittr.
HOLY SHIT YOU USE LIGHT MODE?
Okay lik£, hold up. also tagging this #nsfw just lik£, incas£. If it lik£ £v£n works!! https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration84.png
uwaaah... its so late... >_< (tags: sleep deprivation, only one recuperacoon)
get ♯thickerskin ♯idiot