Saydhs
@cohortsGradation
I like moonglasses.
addicted to looking at people over the tops of my sunglasses with a single eyebrow raised
do this to me.
Yøů Shøůld Shøw M³ Høw Tø Dø Th⁴t, Søůnds Fůn. ««◥◤◥◤ was here»»
teehee.
please st0p its t00 effective
🤨
TT0TT
Do mine count
damn, i guess that's a fixation you couLd have! more Power to you though, i guess.
Ah A different definitin I assumed you meant "half moon glasses" i.e. Glasses in the shape of a half moon You want @dogwoodJackal
Is this the right time to tell you these are just filter-glasses for light sensitivity? Sorry to have moonglass-meowBeastfished you.
s3l3ct "sungl4ss3z" w1th y button, th3n put th3m on us1ng b button. now u c4n s33 h1dd3n 1t3mz!
... I need al·ll·l the shades badges.... al·ll·l of them...and a hat.
@gooldenGigabyte
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(Uh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
dog gonna have me wearing these mfers before long
Sorry babe, the shades stay on during sloppy makeouts. #suggestive
JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. 005?/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER... XXXXXXX LOOKIE LOSE??? LOOKIE LOOS? THE LOOKY-LIEuS??? LOOK HE LOSE??? LOST AND FOuND SPECTRALS? GLASS WATCHING PARTIES ANONYMOuS??? A TRAGEDY IN FOuR ACTS - "THE EYES THAT SEE DEAD PEOPLE"??? XXXXXXX I AM GOING TO BE HONEST. I AM SKEPTICAL. THE SPECTACLES. EXIST. IF THERE WERE A PAIR OF JuJu GLASSES. AT FuCKING ALL. I WOuLD KNOW ABOuT IT. WERE IT NOT FOR THE FACT. MY OWN MIRACuLT PREACHER BROuGHT THESE TO MY ATTENTION. I MIGHT THINK NOTHING OF IT. BuT. AN EXCERPT. I REMEMBERED FLAWLESSLY. FROM MY SISTER'S REPuLSIVE PuKE INDuCING DIGITAL DIARY. AN ENTRY. FROM SWATTPAD. WHICH I HAVE TRANSCRIBED HERE. FAIR WARNING. I HAVE NOT EDITED ANY OF IT. CONTROL. ALT. SNAP CRACK SKuLL POPPED RIGHT HERE. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i jUst had. the BIGGEST HORRORGASM. like divine inspiration, to sweat the whole of my arse right off, writing this dark and edgy backstory aboUt my very own jUjU creation. yes! i make those! i'm basically a god after all. i jUst had to rUsh over to my adoring fans and share. warning for... mUrder, spiritUal happenings, spooky spooking, and DARK ROMANCE. are yoU titilated? i sUre am. not betaread. don't like don't read! bUt if yoU DO read yoU simply mUst review. UxU UxU UxU (mwah! mwah! mwah!) 💚💚💚 the mysterioUs lookie lose / look (what) he lose / lost and foUnd spectrals / glass watching parties anonymoUs: a tragedy in foUr acts. (a working title... any ideas? XU) (mUst inclUde pUns!) (ok ok, mooooving on.) click foUr spoilers: these gorgeoUs lenses are actUally the jUjU i am so so so excited to share with yoU all, and NOT JUST ANY JUJU. they're mine, made by me! sqUeeeeee!!! here is...... the 🌶️ spicy bits! 🌶️ (so the entire story as it stands in part one of more. U-U) (bUt not too spicy yet!) once Upon a time on beforUs, the most nostalgic paradoxal sUbdivision of the Universe, there was a toootally infamoUs serial killer named dredge morren! he was... the Ultimate yandere (so in love that it kills someone else!) bUt make it self-loathing? he hated himself so mUch, because his body just felt wrong. (we've all been there! i have to share everything with the WORST PERSON EVAR.) so dredge just started possessing other people... but not to hang oUt and have tea and tUrn a sad frowny face into an Upside-down happy face. not at all! he made them do... the most fUcked Up things... to themselves... and to others. carnage! blood! slashing and clashing and splUUUUUUUrt! 🔪🔪🔪🩸🅰️ 🆎 🅱️ 🅾️ (what blood type are yoU? comment and i might add yoU to morren's list of killings!) so anyway. dUring one of his little mUrder mayhems, he corners this poor troll in a frog temple. (so Unhinged. so Unserious!) (i've always wanted to actUally visit one...) and the troll is reaching for something hidden deep inside their soon-to-bee-catacombs. gUess. what. it. is. THE looky lieU glasses!!!! ✨ 👓 ✨ like, can yoU imagine what woUld have happened if that poor UnfortUnate troll managed to grab them? they coUld of seen spirits. not jUst the dead, but the spiritUal form of the self, so they might of been able to fend off the serial killer! what drama, what irony, what potential. ohhhh no. i forgot to say how they work. goUmen naasai! ao anyway. no way! dredge morren took that sparkly treasUre all for himself. and here is where it really takes off, becaUse being able to watch victim's soUls literally leave their bodies mid-slaUghter?! 😳😳😳 that's like the Ultimate voyheUrist ecstacy for mUlticidal spree villains like dredge morren. he was living his best life. (his victims worst death???) jUst getting to watch the light face from trollish eyes in real time. goodness gracioUs! bUt. ⬇️ here ⬇️ is the plot twist my lovely readers!!!!! that wasn't even their original intention. i didn't make them for some mUrder hUsbando hobo to get his rickety rocks off. i made them so sad little grieving people coUld say one last goodbye to their beloved ones on beforUs! becaUse as yoU know, i'm a sapphic icon who believes in closUre!!! UvU ... >vU ~ * gfndsfmfgsdaijg3h3rMASNFDKLGFJASREHOVCM Mwevjcvm n OK FINE!!!!!!!!!!!! (aUthor's note: my stUpid brother is reading over my shoUlder and being a slappy little hater with nothing better to do. so i have to be honest. ÙmÚ what. ever. realistically. i probably made them so that when i finally win oUr little game and took over the body and killed caliborn (yes, THAT caliborn, the loser lameling, my dUmb Ugly brother that can't write for shit), i coUld laUgh at him while his gross little soUl flUtters ungracefUlly out of his royally fUcked body. i definitely want to see his expression when he realizes i jUst one!!!! 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 bUt. that still hasn't... actUally happened yet. late doomer syndrome maybe?? i gUess? better late than ever in calisnore's favoUr as the scholars might say. (that woUld be me. of coUrse!) oh. and the best part? the absolUte 🍒 cherry 🍒 on top? he doesn't even know this jUjU exists. becaUse he never reads any of my fictions Unless i read them oUt FOR him. how drab. i sUppose yoU can lead a dUllard to literatUre bUt you can't make them perUze the classics. UxU UxU UxU (mwah! mwah! mwah!) ending aUthor's note: ohmigosh. thank yoU for reading my darkfic. please issUe kUdoes and comment if yoU what chapter two two be aboUr what happens when someone actUally wears the looking loose specs. also. caliborn!!!!! if yoU are reading this years and years and years and years and years into the fUtUre becaUse yoU are a boring stUpid whiny cheater: I HATE U AND YOUR FIC SUXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!! UxU (mwah!) ==> signed callie ohpeee 💚💚💚 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- WHEREABOuTS. uNKNOWN. EXISTENCE. uNCERTAIN. AS SuCH. I CANNOT RIGHTFuLLY ASSIGN IT TO ANYONE. TRuLY. BuT WHOEVER HAS THEM. WELL. THEY ONCE BELONGED TO A KILLER. OR SO I HAVE HEARD. SO. HOPEFuLLY THAT MAKES YOu FEEL GOD FuCKING AWFuL.
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omg did this mf really follow me just because i wear shades??? XD bruhhh
Huh. Shades were recording. Digging out some decent shots from #brawl-out-bbq prior to hasty retreat.
shit was so cash loved dishing out patty whacker plains harvested moo discs
also what the fuck man youre so like you always do this shit we are supposed to be beefing and like some dad getting his kid an ice cream cone after he biffs it and fucks up his knee youve got some soft serve sweetness like rekindling our shit i hate how hard you make it to hate you you dick fuck you
Look who's mad over a vanilla-chocolate swirl plus caramel drizzle.
dude that is the creepiest fucking way you have ever described my hair please go back to calling that shit the magpie nest
also fuckkkkkkkkkkk now im craving the plus caramel drizzle ice cream fucked up
Dude.
Nah, you made that shit weird as hell.
FRYING ME BRO
its cooled down a little now if you want to rejoin. dont blame you if you dont though.