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Nothing like this weBsite. Scroll down the feed. Someone's making slipfruit Bread. Someone's posting like a Beast in heat. Someone's going on an edgy soliloquy. The fucking empress is posting. There's a nigh mythological figure from Alternian History, also posting. There's some dude with a quirk like they have access to forBidden unicode liBraries. You didn't even know that symBol existed. There's aliens on here. Peoples' lusii posting on here. Never gets old.
/.theres.too.many.dave.variants.on.my.front.page.\ \.i.think.i.can.actually.smell.it.through.the.screen./
addicted to looking at people over the tops of my sunglasses with a single eyebrow raised
C:/Users/%adeptIngenuity%/chang3d th3 pfp_had to maintain my air of myst3ry_/Downloads
I po-sit that the pop-u-lar dis-course on this web-site is lack-ing in sub-stance. There is a ten-den-cy to smo-ther that which does ap-pe-al to the sen-si-bil-i-ties of the mass-es. I am un-der no de-lu-sion that I a-lone can pro-per-ly ed-u-cate each and ev-er-y troll pre-sent on how to en-gage in a pro-per ver-bal - or text-u-al, as it were - spar-ring match, but it is my de-si-re that I may at least make for an ad-e-𝕢uate spar-ring part-ner. I am ta-ken by the be-lief that if one is un-a-ble to de-fend their stan-ces from e-ven the slight-est scru-tin-y then they are more like-ly to be-tray their be-liefs, their peers, and their cause when faced with less ab-stract re-sist-ance. For the sake of a more re-sil-iant troll-kind, I en-dea-vor to ap-ply the heat and pres-sure re-𝕢ui-red to trans-form or-gan-ic waste in-to dia-monds. I am an-ti-ci-pate man-y in-ter-est-ing dis-cus-sions.
harm maximization is very important. stay viollent. #viollence
:33 < Chittrs most infamous fincel has b33n spotted in troll Gr33ce accompanied by a large indigo blood. :33 < Ampurra has confurmed this trip with his own chit, referring to the mysterious indigo as his "bodyguard" although the nature of their relationship s33ms a smidge more cozy than just a bodyguard and his charge! :33 < The gruesome twosome was spotted sharing a table at a lovely little restaurant, and judging by their body language Mistfur Ampurra s33ms /very/ comfurted by his bodyguards purresence! :33 < Although the b33fy indigo looks very... tense. What might Mistfur Ampurra n33d purrotection furom? #ChittrCelebSighting #CelebrityGossip #BodyguardxClient #Yaoi #Gossip #Drama #BodyLanguage #BodyGuard #Candid #SizeDiffurence
Ok★y yes ★ll of those ★nswers ★re ★pplic★ble but the ★nswer I w★s fishing for w★s VICTORY B★BY!!!!!
s3l3ct "sungl4ss3z" w1th y button, th3n put th3m on us1ng b button. now u c4n s33 h1dd3n 1t3mz!
... I need al·ll·l the shades badges.... al·ll·l of them...and a hat.
-=[fuckinggawesome_☺]=-
(Uh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Let's all get high and paranoid
Where's my JUUL?
iindiigo2 are hot
dog gonna have me wearing these mfers before long
G-o-o-ggles...? 8)
Sorry babe, the shades stay on during sloppy makeouts. #suggestive
JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. 005?/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER... XXXXXXX LOOKIE LOSE??? LOOKIE LOOS? THE LOOKY-LIEuS??? LOOK HE LOSE??? LOST AND FOuND SPECTRALS? GLASS WATCHING PARTIES ANONYMOuS??? A TRAGEDY IN FOuR ACTS - "THE EYES THAT SEE DEAD PEOPLE"??? XXXXXXX I AM GOING TO BE HONEST. I AM SKEPTICAL. THE SPECTACLES. EXIST. IF THERE WERE A PAIR OF JuJu GLASSES. AT FuCKING ALL. I WOuLD KNOW ABOuT IT. WERE IT NOT FOR THE FACT. MY OWN MIRACuLT PREACHER BROuGHT THESE TO MY ATTENTION. I MIGHT THINK NOTHING OF IT. BuT. AN EXCERPT. I REMEMBERED FLAWLESSLY. FROM MY SISTER'S REPuLSIVE PuKE INDuCING DIGITAL DIARY. AN ENTRY. FROM SWATTPAD. WHICH I HAVE TRANSCRIBED HERE. FAIR WARNING. I HAVE NOT EDITED ANY OF IT. CONTROL. ALT. SNAP CRACK SKuLL POPPED RIGHT HERE. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i jUst had. the BIGGEST HORRORGASM. like divine inspiration, to sweat the whole of my arse right off, writing this dark and edgy backstory aboUt my very own jUjU creation. yes! i make those! i'm basically a god after all. i jUst had to rUsh over to my adoring fans and share. warning for... mUrder, spiritUal happenings, spooky spooking, and DARK ROMANCE. are yoU titilated? i sUre am. not betaread. don't like don't read! bUt if yoU DO read yoU simply mUst review. UxU UxU UxU (mwah! mwah! mwah!) 💚💚💚 the mysterioUs lookie lose / look (what) he lose / lost and foUnd spectrals / glass watching parties anonymoUs: a tragedy in foUr acts. (a working title... any ideas? XU) (mUst inclUde pUns!) (ok ok, mooooving on.) click foUr spoilers: these gorgeoUs lenses are actUally the jUjU i am so so so excited to share with yoU all, and NOT JUST ANY JUJU. they're mine, made by me! sqUeeeeee!!! here is...... the 🌶️ spicy bits! 🌶️ (so the entire story as it stands in part one of more. U-U) (bUt not too spicy yet!) once Upon a time on beforUs, the most nostalgic paradoxal sUbdivision of the Universe, there was a toootally infamoUs serial killer named dredge morren! he was... the Ultimate yandere (so in love that it kills someone else!) bUt make it self-loathing? he hated himself so mUch, because his body just felt wrong. (we've all been there! i have to share everything with the WORST PERSON EVAR.) so dredge just started possessing other people... but not to hang oUt and have tea and tUrn a sad frowny face into an Upside-down happy face. not at all! he made them do... the most fUcked Up things... to themselves... and to others. carnage! blood! slashing and clashing and splUUUUUUUrt! 🔪🔪🔪🩸🅰️ 🆎 🅱️ 🅾️ (what blood type are yoU? comment and i might add yoU to morren's list of killings!) so anyway. dUring one of his little mUrder mayhems, he corners this poor troll in a frog temple. (so Unhinged. so Unserious!) (i've always wanted to actUally visit one...) and the troll is reaching for something hidden deep inside their soon-to-bee-catacombs. gUess. what. it. is. THE looky lieU glasses!!!! ✨ 👓 ✨ like, can yoU imagine what woUld have happened if that poor UnfortUnate troll managed to grab them? they coUld of seen spirits. not jUst the dead, but the spiritUal form of the self, so they might of been able to fend off the serial killer! what drama, what irony, what potential. ohhhh no. i forgot to say how they work. goUmen naasai! ao anyway. no way! dredge morren took that sparkly treasUre all for himself. and here is where it really takes off, becaUse being able to watch victim's soUls literally leave their bodies mid-slaUghter?! 😳😳😳 that's like the Ultimate voyheUrist ecstacy for mUlticidal spree villains like dredge morren. he was living his best life. (his victims worst death???) jUst getting to watch the light face from trollish eyes in real time. goodness gracioUs! bUt. ⬇️ here ⬇️ is the plot twist my lovely readers!!!!! that wasn't even their original intention. i didn't make them for some mUrder hUsbando hobo to get his rickety rocks off. i made them so sad little grieving people coUld say one last goodbye to their beloved ones on beforUs! becaUse as yoU know, i'm a sapphic icon who believes in closUre!!! UvU ... >vU ~ * gfndsfmfgsdaijg3h3rMASNFDKLGFJASREHOVCM Mwevjcvm n OK FINE!!!!!!!!!!!! (aUthor's note: my stUpid brother is reading over my shoUlder and being a slappy little hater with nothing better to do. so i have to be honest. ÙmÚ what. ever. realistically. i probably made them so that when i finally win oUr little game and took over the body and killed caliborn (yes, THAT caliborn, the loser lameling, my dUmb Ugly brother that can't write for shit), i coUld laUgh at him while his gross little soUl flUtters ungracefUlly out of his royally fUcked body. i definitely want to see his expression when he realizes i jUst one!!!! 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 bUt. that still hasn't... actUally happened yet. late doomer syndrome maybe?? i gUess? better late than ever in calisnore's favoUr as the scholars might say. (that woUld be me. of coUrse!) oh. and the best part? the absolUte 🍒 cherry 🍒 on top? he doesn't even know this jUjU exists. becaUse he never reads any of my fictions Unless i read them oUt FOR him. how drab. i sUppose yoU can lead a dUllard to literatUre bUt you can't make them perUze the classics. UxU UxU UxU (mwah! mwah! mwah!) ending aUthor's note: ohmigosh. thank yoU for reading my darkfic. please issUe kUdoes and comment if yoU what chapter two two be aboUr what happens when someone actUally wears the looking loose specs. also. caliborn!!!!! if yoU are reading this years and years and years and years and years into the fUtUre becaUse yoU are a boring stUpid whiny cheater: I HATE U AND YOUR FIC SUXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!! UxU (mwah!) ==> signed callie ohpeee 💚💚💚 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- WHEREABOuTS. uNKNOWN. EXISTENCE. uNCERTAIN. AS SuCH. I CANNOT RIGHTFuLLY ASSIGN IT TO ANYONE. TRuLY. BuT WHOEVER HAS THEM. WELL. THEY ONCE BELONGED TO A KILLER. OR SO I HAVE HEARD. SO. HOPEFuLLY THAT MAKES YOu FEEL GOD FuCKING AWFuL.
omg did this mf really follow me just because i wear shades??? XD bruhhh
Huh. Shades were recording. Digging out some decent shots from #brawl-out-bbq prior to hasty retreat.
if youve EVER gone to a convenience store and ordered something. THE LITTLE "BAR CODE SCANNERS" ARE ACTUALLY COMMUNICATING with an underground network of droids to register your purchase. THEY CANT RING YOU UP IN THE SYSTEM if you just steal it
every door has an emergency release latch if you kick it INCREDIBLY FORCEFULLY near the knob
dude’s out here tell1ng me he won’t take me back to my h1ve t1ll 1 take v1be/aura/mogg1ng shots of h1m. the sh1t 1 have to do as a mo1ra1l
Actually, allow me to walk back my previous statement. I do intend to insult you, just not for things outside your control.
oh my god you guys the cool sunglasses blog followed me im famous ive achieved all my life goals i can die happy
sunglasses im wearing sunglasses im looking at the sky and clouds i wouldn't look directly at the sun.
I don't know if I like my eyes, m★ybe I should get sungl★sses.
I like the goooop oones
noww im up and angry your chits are wwrecked
#yourmoonglasses