Snowman
@blackestQuasar
what are you waiting for?
I shall not be taken fishing.
#feltmanorpsa Salt in the sugar bowl.
THIS IS THE SORT OF JAPERY YOU HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR TODAY!
HOW ARE YOU FINDING MY PRANKS SO FUCKING QUICK?
YOU'RE WELCOME! NOW CHECK THE SALT BOWL.
@itChy Where are my current preferred pair of heels? I am unamused. If you don't want to find yourself tripping every time you enter a room, I suggest you fix this quickly.
HEH. I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE GO CHECK THE BATHROOM.
I could use a distraction at the moment.
@sanguineSaevitas I never would've expected pity from you. Has something moved in that murderous pusher of yours?
I have missed getting to use the Inches.
#feltmanorpsa There's a tunnel behind the last rack in cellar twelve. Tell me someone forgot to update the directory.
Just. A few more minutes please. Please. And I'll be there.
Take your time, 7. I've had 1 place 2 by the mouth of it while I endure Droog doesn't finish his shopping list.
Hm. I know there's some layout variation between manor floorplans, but that's definitely concerning. Looks like I'm already on it. I imagine we should be able to block it up.
#feltmanorpsa @slowDozer is currently blocking access to the viridian parlor. Don't pay it a visit if you don't want to be there a while.
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... I could use a dance partner who won't read anything into it. Not tonight, but soon.
... I'd offer but you strike me as a bit too classical of a gal for the Charleston.
I am enjoying #meatposting thus far. https://i.postimg.cc/LsTrnw0h/image.png
Now I must admit I'm curious as well. Just how many of you would like me to kill you? Exact method may vary, although I am quite fond of strangulation.
If you ever find yourself in Midnight City, we can make it a date.
Oh, never you mind I suppose. It doesn't seem likely to come up.
That was quite fun. I hope nobody needed that warehouse or anything inside.It wasn't especially well guarded.
Don't you even worry your pretty little heads about what I'm about to do.
Now I'm worrying but also it's not my right to be in a dame's business unless she wants me in it.
They would have been caught doing that.
@banishedQuasiroyal Well done with your choice of color scheme.
Why thank you. I could say the same for you as well.
#violence
Blood splatter analysis is such a joke. A professional leaves either none at all or so much as to render it useless.
Unrelated to recent events... #nsfwe #gore
You ever think about the tension of a garotte.in the moment of its use? You ever consider the wretched writhing of your victim? The desperate, heated gurgling. Would you rather do it face to face? The better to see them die? Or from behind, not a sudden kill but one nevertheless impossible to anticipate. I need to pin someone to the floor. Sleep lightly, Midnight City.
Nice meeting you, @hystericalDame . I understand not accepting a drink, but I hope you get home safe.
Yes, it was a nice little chat. You're so... Tall. And pretty. And well dressed. Anyways I hope to see you around bye!!
I don't need any oil but my carapace really could do with a little abrasion and polish.