Snowman
@blackestQuasar
what are you waiting for?
Good morning Chittr. Don't forget to pay your taxes. It's how they caught Troll Al Capone, I'm told.
Pay your taxes because it is your civic duty to do so. Not because you are a well known criminal to whom charges cannot directly be pinned.
yea)( suckas keep PAYIN ALL T)(AT FR-E-E MON-----EY TO M------E
YOU LIV-----E ON MY MOON t)(ats as locality as it can locally G----ET.
it doesn't need to. as long as t)(e long armed s)(adow of my reign can even perceive it, its mine. t)(oug)( in any case, it doesnt even matter. midnig)(t city doesnt even operate in any currency im interested in...
In spite of everything, all the jujus and time travel and alternate universe shenanigans, one thing remains true: The taxman will get your ass.
What would it take for a woman of my caliber to get access to an alchemiter and a suitable supply of grist? They seem exceptionally useful.
By all means, question my merits as a candidate. I can certainly see the hate reacts on my post.
Because I am the best candidate. And the city could certainly do with my administrative talents.
c< i MeaN, i caNt disagree witH tHOse twO stateMeNts.... sHrug >c
Dearest chittizens, I know the majority of you do not live in Midnight City. Nor do you understand the intricacies of our local politics and daily lives. Nevertheless, I speak to you all when I say the loss of our late mayor has been immediately and keenly felt. Despite the best efforts of @lightofDemocracy , she is only one woman. The mayor had been an indispensable and tireless agent in representing us and investing in our potential as new timelines and new visitors from other worlds challenged existing structures. I simply don't foresee her administration taking the necessary steps to keep us safe and flexible enough to face trials to come. This is why I am announcing my candidacy for Mayor, as the press in our fair city shall report in the evening editions of their respective papers. There will be a radio broadcast on several channels to follow in the coming days. I hope to guide our fair city with a deft, dare I say cunning, hand. As a former monarch, business owner, and woman of the people, I hope to represent the best qualities of our city. To keep our city strong against the instability introduced by timeline complications and rising crime. I intend to have an updated census, revised tax code, and other measures as practical immediate steps taken to move us forward into the future. Thank you for reading and, if you live here, for voting. #SnowmanForMayor
Well, then I suppose you're welcome to try. Do you consider yourself a politically invested individual?
I support ya wholeheartedly. I ain't a political kinda guy, but if this is what ya feel you need to do, then I got yer back.
Midnight City deserves a competent, experienced leader. Watch this space.
Seeing as you are the Snowman I hold in higher respect, best of luck.
Perhaps I wasn't clear. If you want me to follow you, explain why. I am not following back without reason.
Realized I was missing a few follows.
How'd I not know there was two of ya?
I of course knew you would get to me eventually, darling.
Perhaps I should run for Mayor. It could be fun.
By all means, share your concerns. I'm an upstanding businesswoman of prominence, well liked by peers and with a notable media presence. My celebrity alone will boost my numbers.
You are a noted criminal and a likely suspect if you seek to seize power in the wake of an incident like this. It is tasteless in the extreme.
I have never faced any criminal charges, Postal Mistress. Take care I do not take offense and press defamation charges.
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Perhaps I should have fun today.
Oh would you look at that. Guess I don't need to die after all. Exciting.
I say this with a mixture of admiration and concern: Diamonds Droog.
this is the peak of my writing career btw
Some people just don't admit to crime on social media for obvious deniability reasons. Of course, the ideal crime is one nobody will hear about. Do you people take us for amateurs?
It's entertainingly amateurish, really.
Consider da average thinking pace of these folk and yeah, they kinda do take us as amateurs.
I mean I admit to my crimes all the fucking time so
@diamanteDerelict seems like you've posted about everything you need to. Might as well go ahead and delete the account now.
Trying to maintain a crumb of dignity while using this site is an exercise in pure restraint at all times.
I think ya just gotta untense a bit. Sure, the folks here are dumb as bricks, but when ya just talk, it's smoother than ya think.
I have other priorities than posting here. But I appreciate your thoughts on the matter.
That's the kinda talk that, between that and bein' cooped up in the manor all day, makes ya lose yer social edge.
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((For clarity: does the little Blackhole Aradia emoji mean "Felt aren't allowed to touch my posts" or something??? I'm so confused.
\\ it means characters are immune t0 d0c scratchs shenanigans but n0t felt dni
[[I have no idea whats going on but i'm mostly commenting on this to get notified for other msgs on this thread for clarity]]
Our PR on this site truly is abysmal. What, I wonder, could we do to win the hearts of the public?
Honestly, just stop letting your bosses post. People love all the inane horseshit.
