Snowman
@blackestQuasar
what are you waiting for?
concept: on your knees in front of your kismesis, watching them twirl a bat casually you flinch when their grip tightens at the base, reeling back to bring a swing around only to stop a few inches from your head you feel the cool metal gently hit you in a single gentle tap, your kismesis rubbing the blunt end of the bat almost affectionately against your skull "ahh, theres that pretty face" they mutter, causing you to take a moment to straighten your expression and untense the clear fear that was over your features "its too bad im not inside you yet, you get so tight when youre scared like that" you have a feeling youre about to get a lot more afraid (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, lowkey honkslop if im being honest with you, :o), a little?, kismesissitude, #violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe, power imbalance, fearplay, blackrom, archive rating: M)
I really ought to do more violence.
i should visit the manor again, see if they collected all the bunny figurines!
I have been leaving them undisturbed just for you. Livens up the place
I shall not be taken fishing.
#fishingfriday is the work of the felt.
What makes you think that?
Sad news! @spadesSlick has passed away recently, the cause being an alcohol overdose We send our best wishes to his not so secret wife @bubbleBlower , his secret gay lover @draconianDignitary , his other secret gay lover @misterSeven ,his backup gay lover @itChy , his son @courtyardDroll and his ex lover @blackestQuasar . Hope you all get through this Stay tuned RIP
My condolences to his many secret, not so secret, and backup lovers in this trying time. I will be sure to attend the funeral in suitable attire.
fucking hate that bitch.
You'd better.
for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
the number 8
People ψho requested it I did post boob. I kept my promise. #nsfψ https://chittr.ing/profile/realtrizzaTethis/c18efb1c-5f92-4e3a-bc3a-ff9bda384fe8
To those of you who are sharp, and agitated. Rolling about this platform or in your life. Your spines rub against the surfaces of everything you touch, you mar, you scratch, your damage. Yet, there will be a whetstone out there for you. Someone who can sharpen these little edges of yours and in kind you may reciprocate by directing this sharpened anger out and about. Do not dull yourself on sandpaper to that you may lose your features. Refine yourself with someone who enhances your unique qualities.
snowman looks pretty cool in a cowboy hat. so does cans, actually.
Where are you, Heir? I'll show you just how cool I can be.
ssssssssssooooooooommmmmmeeeeeeeeee ooooooonnnnnnneeeeeeee hhhhhhhhheeeeeeeelllllllpppppppppp bbbbbeeeeeeaaaaaaaarrrrrr
I suppose that's one way to contain the bear.
OK SO THERES A WILD BEAR ON THE LOOSE. I LOST IT. SORRY.
I really want to ask the leprechauns here if #AprilFools is deemed their Valentines counterpart........
If they were all romantic, the universe would have ended by now.
OH YOU ALL MUST GO AND SEE WHAT LIES IN THE LIME ROOM!
That's not how you do pranks!!! You don't tell people, you let them find it!!! ヅッメ
IT'S THE WORRY AND ANTICIPATION OF WHAT EXACTLY LIES THERE! WILL IT BE LIMES OR WILL IT BE A WILD BEAR? YOU NEVER KNOW..
concept: being rough enough with a carapacian to crack their shell (tags: Reader/Carapacian, i need some water i think, pitchfic, pitch coded, vague quads, #violence, #nsfw, #thinking, tags: M)
I've done it before.
did they like it miss snowman 0o0
One of them did. Another one died. Several more I have never bothered to check.
#feltmanorpsa Salt in the sugar bowl.
HOW ARE YOU FINDING MY PRANKS SO FUCKING QUICK?
YOU'RE WELCOME! NOW CHECK THE SALT BOWL.
mobsters are out; cowboys are in. or at least just their hats! hope you enjoy the change of pace if i've paid you a visit.
Consider yourself lucky I keep a spare. But I will be wanting my primary one back tomorrow morning.
@itChy Where are my current preferred pair of heels? I am unamused. If you don't want to find yourself tripping every time you enter a room, I suggest you fix this quickly.
HEH. I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE GO CHECK THE BATHROOM.