♣ mediated by @blackestQuasar
I know I know The time has come To ask you for a kiss Don't go, my Lovely Pantomime Receive of me my Only wish #lyricposting
In spite of what she believes, she will never be whole again. Wretched, broken thing.
You all exist within the confines of internet anonymity and empty threats. Rest assured, our multiplanar Conquest will include you in our path.
i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her
you are literally coded as you are. you can't change and neither can i. even if you do feel as though you're different you're gonna fall back into the same pattern again.
I am fairly confident in my political opinions.
I do live here.
Seeing as you are the Snowman I hold in higher respect, best of luck.
IM A BIG COOL GUY AND THE FELT LOVE ME :D
Another Mayor taken. Another void left in his place. And people question my pursuit. Understand how you feel now. That is what leads me to chase.
you havent seen me pissed. :P
Detective Tip: I was going to make a pun about, like, the tip of the pen that I use to take notes. But that would be a Felt Tip. And I'm not affiliated.
it's funny to me when i find people i don't know who have beef with me. shit those comments sure hurt. anyway.
Back in Midnight City, I suppose.
smashing clocks
MOST FORTUITOUS DAY!!! THE CARDS KEEP TURNING INTO PLASTIC EXPLOSIVES!!!! breakfast is served!!!!!
Respectfully. I acted alone. I was only supposed to act diplomatically. I failed. I was too excitable.
Honestly, just stop letting your bosses post. People love all the inane horseshit.
Typing with one hand proves an intriguing difficulty. Hee Hee.
so alone, and for that long. forced to make it that way. you think i'd get tired of saying it but eugh.
Well. I guess I am involved with all of them now.
Every post I make is normal. Because none of it is unusual for me. I do not see why I would post something unusual.
concept: running your hands over the soft feathers of your benevolent cherubim matesprits wings, watching them shutter and squirm beneath you "you need to be careful... if i get too excited... it could be..." they trail off, sharp claws grinding up over your neck to hold your cheeks affectionately the danger excites you theyve told you before how strange it is to feel such deep affection for something and how frightening it is knowing how easy it would be to hurt you to hurt everyone "i know you wont hurt me" you murmur they stare up at you with a needy expression "kiss me" (tags: Reader/Matesprit, Reader/Cherub Matsprit, #rankworks, Troll/Cherub, flushfic, i could never hurt you, size difference, power scaling difference, redrom, power imbalance, wingplay, cherubplay, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
spinning in my dress right now to see if i'll fly away
<3 - velvet <> - silk <3< - leather c3< - lace
Based on @archiveAddict 's template to discuss how I see/use the reaction system here. ♥ - I like and or agree with the nature of this post, sometimes to express a fondness for the poster as well. ♦ - I have concerns and sympathy for the contents of this post, or the thing you said was pitiable. ♠ - I disagree/dislike the post, found what was said distasteful, or have strong negative opinions about the poster. ♣ - I am acknowledging you in a slightly judgemental, rueful way or think what you said could use some mediation and second thoughts. ♥♦♠♣ - I am feeling a conflicting mix of emotions both negative and positive. Usually in confusion or excitement.
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Yall wish you were as cool as the Boss. Get owned by #THEMAN
<Trying out a new style for Itchy.> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1900c477a1ae.png
With the calm and quiet currently afforded to me, now seems like a good time to handle some of the more mundane tasks. Groceries. Check-ins with some specialists.
I will admit, though I am granted near-omniscience by nature, the further the timeline moves past the completion of my purpose the darker my vision grows. Such is also true of other timelines and universes marked by my other charming selves. Normally this is no concern of mine, all that I need to know is what is necessary for the summoning of my Lord. Still, this website offers a unique opportunity to expand my gaze and illuminate the darkest of pockets. And, to use a phrase that I rarely am given a chance to: I wonder what I will discover. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
dang. i dont have any of those!!!
that means carapacians of all sorts are off the menu! no more butterin', or eatin', or boilin', or comparin' us to lobsters. now that last one is just rude.
i knew bein' 4 hats too short to reach the countertops would help me out one o' these days.
what the fuck are grandma balls and why is 13 talking about them
Counter offer: I give you 5 boonbucks, you taste test the sauce I'm making for tonight's dinner.
Yeahasifidtakeadvicefromthelikesofyou. #downwiththeoppressive07s
AIN'T HAPPENING CHUMP.
It's "make decoy pages" friday
OH. OH!!!!
We need to get the Doc's banned. FrFR.
WWWWWWHHHHHHHYYYYYYY IIIIIISSSS TTTTTHHHHHEEEE PPPPP IIIIINNKK LLLAADDDY HHHHAAATTTIIIINNNGGG MMMEEEE WWWWAAAAAAASSSS IIIIITTTT BBBBEEECCCAAUUUSSSEEE IIII AAATTTEEEE TTTHHHEEEE WWWEEEEDDD BBBRRROOOWWWNNNIIIEEES OOOONNNN TTTTTHHHHHHHEEEEEEE CCCCOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTEEEEEEERRRRRR !!!!!!!!!!""""
droog got out of his tantrum to finally talk to me. emotional maturity does wonders.
It was not a tantrum.
Fools.
We'll be coming to a tacit agreement. The divorce (not a divorce) is off.
#feltmanorpsa Alright Alright. I know you all missed your leader. I'm here.
FOUR CROWB4RS!!!!
#feltmanorPSA The brownies are still uneaten, I just ate a few and they tasted like straight up GRASS. The fuck is this? Enjoy fuckers.
Eugh aw man, what's that make this? 3rd time this month?
think so. four once i'm not hopin' four a fourth.
This is not the SECOND TIME I've said this exact thing. It's just ADJACENT TO THE FIRST ONE.
...you'd be better than spade, I guess.
LEFT IT IN THE KITCHEN
OH THANK GOD
LOST MY TIME MACHINE! #DEVASTATED
Ayooo, what's this weed shit you all talk about sometimes, and where can I get some?
THE LADDER FELL AND THE DOOR SHUT BUT I SURVIVE AND I HAD BITES OF THE FOOD IN THERE
OK SO IM FREE FROM THE FRIDGE !!!!!! REJOICE!! I SAID REJOICE
IF YOU SAY SO!
NOTHIN LIKE THAT, BOSS! SHE JUST DIDN'T DO NOTHING WRONG! DIAMONDS IS THE ONE ACTIN OUT, SHE'S JUST A KID!
I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE ARADIA
oh, i exaggerate. she's simply predisposed against waking Up early, so it merely took some prompting. ~u~
SO ARE WE GONNA BLOW UP THE EVICTION NOTICE GUY'S OFFICE OR WHAT
SPADES SAID WE'RE GETTING EVICTED! WE DIDN'T DO NOTHIN!
HOW ARE WE BEING EVICTED WE BUILT THIS CITY
:33< theres my fafurite felt memppurr hi eggs :))
Because the mods favor those fucking Crew dweebs.
NAH THIS IS LIKE A CANDY CANE WITH NO WRAPPER JUST WOOD
HERES A TIP FROM A DRIP! IF YOU FIND YOURSELF CONFINED TO A ROOM FOR A FEW HOURS INEVITABLY YOURE GOING TO GET BORRED! THIS DRIPS SUGGESTION IS TO FIND SOMETHING IN THAT ROOM TO DO! FOR EXAMPLE IF THERES A LOT OF BOOKS IN THE ROOM TRY MAKING A BOOK HOUSE! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER #DRIPTIP THANK YOU #DRIPTIPNATION! DRIP TIP NATION IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR BOOK HOUSES COLLAPSING ON YOU AND KILLING OR HURTING YOU IN ANY WAY IF YOU ARE HURT OR KILLED GRAVEYARD DEAD IM SO SORRY DRIP TIP INDUSTRY LLC 1235678910!
[btw is it morre kismes orr matesprrit type shit if i bite off his finGerr? like i just think he'd look Good with one less finGerr]
Who left their tap shoes in here! GROSS! #NSFW #NSFWbutonlyifyourealeprechaun
Oh Die my dear don't be a sourpuss
I THINK IT WAS QUARTERS GETTING A BOOK OFF THE SHELF :)
Hmm Gotta dust the lime green dance room I've got a hot date If anyone's in there right now this is your 5 minute warning to wrap it up I'm looking at you Clover
i may be a bleeding heart but nobody can contest me on my eating prowess. phillycheese, fries, a whole drink AND I'm gonna get an iceycream too. as a wise woman once said, "Call me Lady Tiger but I never eat my young".
Ribbit.
breaking news: Girls CAN get along! AND I parked perfectly!
GOING TO MAKE MYSELF A MEAL NO ONE DISTURB ME. I HAVE TO ENTER A FLOWSTATE.
NOT GONNA LIE, THERE ARE AT LEAST THREE CROWBARS AND I'M NOT SURE WHICH CAR I'M SUPPOSED TO PUT A BOMB ON SO I JUST RIGGED ALL OF EM