♠ hated by @blackestQuasar
concept: on your knees in front of your kismesis, watching them twirl a bat casually you flinch when their grip tightens at the base, reeling back to bring a swing around only to stop a few inches from your head you feel the cool metal gently hit you in a single gentle tap, your kismesis rubbing the blunt end of the bat almost affectionately against your skull "ahh, theres that pretty face" they mutter, causing you to take a moment to straighten your expression and untense the clear fear that was over your features "its too bad im not inside you yet, you get so tight when youre scared like that" you have a feeling youre about to get a lot more afraid (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, lowkey honkslop if im being honest with you, :o), a little?, kismesissitude, #violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe, power imbalance, fearplay, blackrom, archive rating: M)
ok so a guy looked at me funny while i got back home. made em swiss cheese with ma knife
i'm hiding in felt mansion. this is going to be great
my arm is annoying me.
@accursedAbyss got me wih the green dye agaib https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Normal%20Felt/Dyed%20Eggs%20Full.png
i am mrnhp fucking dirt. i am back i mean, i just blacked out and i wake up in a fucking coffin underground, i had to dig myself out of there. this has to be the fucking felts doing @itchy @bubbleblower @misterseven @decomposingdissolution this time i will fucking kill you all fucking green morons
It's more titty than I've seen in fifteen years.
Of course, carapace. It is a resounding statement that resonates quite well with me. It appears to service others as well.
Ah, it appears that the first of my own personal pranks has awoken, and has encountered the bear. Exactly on time. A hippopotamus lusus requires a large amount of sedatives to keep down, fortunately I knew the exact amount to use for it to awaken at this exact time. April Fools.
To those of you who are sharp, and agitated. Rolling about this platform or in your life. Your spines rub against the surfaces of everything you touch, you mar, you scratch, your damage. Yet, there will be a whetstone out there for you. Someone who can sharpen these little edges of yours and in kind you may reciprocate by directing this sharpened anger out and about. Do not dull yourself on sandpaper to that you may lose your features. Refine yourself with someone who enhances your unique qualities.
i hope whoever likes that one couch in the manor is good with heights. or the tables... actually that whole room is gonna be fun. dont trip over the chandelier!
YOU'RE WELCOME! NOW CHECK THE SALT BOWL.
mobsters are out; cowboys are in. or at least just their hats! hope you enjoy the change of pace if i've paid you a visit.
HEH. I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE GO CHECK THE BATHROOM.
Sometimes it just feels nice to scrape one’s shell a bit that’s all
who in here hates me.
people like you make me angrier.
busy taking it out on the couch.
also that movie sucked ass. fucking sappy shit. i thought i was gonna see more death and explosions but no. fuck them and their fucking spawns.
I HOPED. WHEN YOU SAID IT WAS OBSCENE. IT WOULD BE SOMETHING MORE FUN. THAN A BUNCH OF BLOOD. FOR ME TO WRING OUT OF THE CARPET.
I'M GOING BACK IN TIME. TO HIT THE CLOWN CONCERT AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN. IF YOU SEE MY TIME CLONES. STAY AWAY. THOSE BITCHES ARE SHITHIVE MAGGOTS INSANE.
I'm DONE. Actually, I'm gonna go join the fucking MIDNIGHT CREW.
just sent @imbiscuits poisoned ice cream. he gonna die in like the next 10 minutes
why dØes Øne trØll need a week. yØu will die eventually, yØu can have it then.
i am gØing tØ destrØy. his things.
keeping my stupid nØse Øut Øf it. by breaking things.
BREAKING NEWS!!!! the midnight crew stole all the ice cream ALL OF IT WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THE ECONOMY? STAY TUNED
me. https://www.aphis.usda.gØv/sites/default/files/styles/default/public/2024-09/feral-swine-herØ-adØbestØck_58678812.jpeg
i ensure every )(ive in alternia can )(av a gasleak w)(eneva i want em to #worksmarternot)(arder
if i had titties i'd hold onto them a lot. #nsfw
just woke up. it's 1 pm.
You'll have to excuse my a8sence this evening; a svelte, starlight‑clad woman in 8lack is in pursuit, and I am far from foolish enough to 8etray my wherea8outs.
I'M HATING THE CHITT FOR YOUR NUMBERS. AND BECAUSE THERE'S NO BUTTON. FOR POSTS THAT ARE BEAUTIFUL AND TRUE.
RANKING ALTERNATES OF MY DEAD FRIENDS. 1. BIG MITUNA. BIG MITUNA. IS A SOLID PICK. GOOD RANGED DAMAGE. PLUS. HE IS ALWAYS. RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT HIM. 2. BIG KURLOZ. NOT ONLY. IS HE THE LARGEST OPTION. FOR YOUR FANTASY DEAD FRIENDS LEAGUE. BUT HE'S ALSO. GOT JOKES. 3. BIG RUFIOH. IT'S VERY FUN TO WATCH HIM DIE. 4. BIG KANKRI. IT'S ALMOST AS FUN TO WATCH HIM DIE. BUT IT'S HARD TO GET A GOOD SPOT. BIG CROWD. 5. EVERYONE ELSE.
someone do something exciting that doesn't involve me having to get up off my ass (like droog getting kidnapped).
I hate to agree but it really is
i'm never going back to the felt manor.
FUCK. YOUR NUMBER IS SO BIG. TEACH ME YOUR WAYS. #TEACHERSTUDENT #BIGSEXYNUMBER #IDONTKNOWHOWTOHARASSHUMANS #YOUCANTEACHMETHATTOO
お母さ一一一一ん。@BLACKESTQUASAR STOP LIKING AND PITYING MY CHITS. YOU ARE FUCKING UP. MY EVIL KEIKAKU. TO BECOME MOST HATED BITCH. ON THIS WEBSITE. AND ALSO. IN THE UNIVERSE. #KEIKAKUMEANSPLAN
you have no right to sing that.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/727d027dc9a4a8e331a21b3538e9b46c/tumblr_p8t528ExT71xqq38qo1_1280.jpg
raw. maybe with some pepper on top.
uhHuh.
NO OFFENSE BUT SOMETHING I NOTICED. IF YA DON'T GOT YA QUADS LISTED IN YER PROFILE DON'T BE MADE WHEN I GET IN YER DMS ASKING FER A TREAT. THIS AIN'T AT ANYONE I LIKE. APPLIES TO YOU WEIRD CHARM FUCKERS AND HUMIES TOO.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #34 • “i think the spades slicks should all just go make out and do it crazy style and the one who can endure the most is the one keeping the midnight crew” #nsfw
CAUSE YER PRETTY FER A LITTLE GREEN ELF MAN.
Itchy better stay fucking dead, I hate him. Why? Fuck if I know.
yeah yeah have fun wallowing in your own disappointment.
my cage is gone. i fucked it up along with your boo. see. spiteful and envious. again who are you. nothing. it pisses you off that i'm better and you can't stand it you became the fucking universe to feel something.
you're trapped in a life you don't want out of spite which is a fucking cage in itself so don't give me that bullshit. i'd know about spite so don't try to pour glitter over your pit of muck. alone and fucked up. i'm better than you.
why are people confessing to their crimes?? dont fucking do that?? are you stupid??
i'm free to do what i want in the place i built. kill whoever i want and fuck whoever i want. no rules hanging over my head. i'm the boss of my own damn place and have people who stay even when they could fuck off any time. this is freedom. who are you. living among frogs. spend the day looking out the damn window smoking. what's your nature.
never said i was alone in it. if you didn't care about it then why are you who you are now and where you are. you're just pissed off i'm better than you in every way.
"behind closet doors" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Crowbar/Diamonds Droog, hidden sex, #nsfw, #violence, pitchfling, pitchfic, dont get caught, thats what youre for diamonds, top vs top, m/m, archive rating: E) summary: droog and seven mysteriously go missing during a party multiple anonymous requesters droogs lips travelled up crowbars neck feverishly, their bodies crushed tightly to one another in the small manor closet he huffed out a trembling groan between soft inhales, memorizing allspice and sandalwood clinging to number 7s fuzz "i dont have much time," droog mumbled quickly, hands working at the bright green belt that kept crowbar away from him "you never needed that much time before," crowbar groaned with a frustrating laugh, earning a rough shove from droog that sent the felt member slamming into the wall their lips crashed together in a hasty dance, crowbar letting out a small hiss of approval from his gills towards the sound of rustling fabric and the feeling of droogs hands reaching down between their middles "are you even listening to me? i know you have difficulty understanding directions, so ill say it slow: *turn around,*" droog said impatiently, pulling back a bridge of sticky saliva still connected to the thickness of sevens pale tongue as the kiss broke "fuck you mean turn around? *you* turn your ass around," seven shoved back, causing droogs body to freeze and his gaze to tear upwards "what did you just say?" the sounds in the closet turned from hushed moans to rabid barks, fragile items stored away with them shattering on the ground and being knocked over a few punches later, droog was on the ground with his body forced downwards a cheek pressed hard into the well-polished marble by a bright green hand on the back of his head, droogs knees holding his lower half up to meet perfectly with crowbars hips he felt a clothed grind and just near bit his own tongue off droog needed a cigarette "stopped fighting so soon, must wanna take it tonight," seven muttered smugly, bright red staining his mouth as his other hand drew droogs hips tighter to his front "go fuck yourself," droog snarled back, vision flashing white as he received a sharp crack to the back of the head "thats what youre for, diamonds" droog really needed a fucking cigarette ◆7◆ clovers adorable little body skidded to a stop hed been sent out to find just where seven scurried off to! the boss wanted everyone at the party to be on their best behaviors, and skulking around was certainly not best behavior "seven! are you in there? youre needed back at the party pronto!" clover called out curiously, knocking on the door a shaking voice called out from the other side "yeah, yeah i-im... fucking... c-cu–... coming." 7◆7 notes: kyaaa the party was so fun! im so glad i was able to go and i hope another is hosted soon! chitfic unrelated
REMINDER TO THOSE RUNNIN' THEIR STUPID FUCKING MOUTHS. @SCRATCHDOCTOR @DOCSCRATCH @DOCTORSCRATCH @ITCHY @SLOWDOZER @MISTERSEVEN @MISTERSEVEN#FERFER08 @HANDMAID @DAMARAMEGIDO @CALIBORN @CYNICALCOINAGE @MAXIMSBELT @BLACKESTQUASAR @MRBENEDICT @EXILEDUNIVERSE @SIXPINSIMPALED @THE REST OF THOSE STUPID FUCKS. I CAN'T FIND THEM ALL ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE. HTTPS://STORAGE.HOMESTUCK.COM/STORY/HOMESTUCK/MEDIA/IMAGES/PANELS/INT-1/01315.GIF #NSFW
@banishedQuasiroyal @blackestQuasar moldy food. sweaty armpits. garbage smell. vomit. dead fish. piss with blood and pus. #gross #emeto
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what the fuck am i supposed to do with a dilapidated boathouse??
there's a fucking boathouse rapidly approaching my location.
If you ever need your planet blown up im your guy
seeing all these pitch flings on my feed is nostalgic. young love and all that bullshit.
goodbye.
hello.
Is it a dick move to chase down someone running away and slam them into the concrete? Maybe, but I'm alive and they're dead so who cares.
here take this ibuprofen
changing the piss conversation topic to something lighthearted like the empire and its ever looming presence and authority it has over us all.
come on come on come on please please pleasse https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2db480dfbce2.png
DROOLING OVER CLOWNS TO PISS KINKS
we're not starting this clownfuckery again. last time you all "flamed" me for finding the ghb hot.
If my daughter could stop calling me out that would be nice
watching them get nerv꥟us and uneasy the minute i step in the r꥟꥟m. what a sight. #nsfw #w꥟menincharge
a lot of you are up your own ass.
smells better than the rest of them anyway. hygiene isn't in their budgets.
#feltmanorpsa now that the pool is de-jello'd, and while the cleaners are doing their thing inside, i set up the heat pumps to near-jacuzzi levels so everyone can come wash off their paint. the yellow ink is nooootttt coming out easy in my case but you know, that's fine.
glad to see everyone agrees rankmaid is on some good shit. i love her pitch stuff. #nsfw by association i guess.
concept: forcing your nonreligious matesprit to read clurch scripture through their whines and moans while you bounce them in your lap (tags: Clown/Matesprit, flushfic, cultchaser, top reader, #nsfw, religionplay, clurchplay, miraculous, honkslop, archive ranking: E)
good luck w/ that also get frogged dumbass 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
The cruel jade harley once again bullies ME the great and lovable jack with her damn frogs Im preparing the secret weapon
i thought it was a security trap not a goddamm joke
i got called a "larper". you people act as if i haven't been "down with the clown" before. #nsfw
i fucking hate you all. every time i make a chit on here, everyone hops right on my dick. there's a difference between me getting it on for the ghb and actually liking purplebloods. mirthomaniacs are fucking loopy and nothing will change that opinion i have. the ghb looks hot and that's that. hell, i was in a pitch quadrant with snowman and we all know what kind of shit she's into. doesn't make me stop thinking she's fine as fuck though. #nsfw
Okay there are too many Snowmen here, you all need to fight to the death now
stop hating on my fucking chit. a man is entitled to have a type, even if that is the ghb.
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take the other ones, i don't give a damn bout them.
eugh. after that you're getting nowhere near me.
you fucking wish you could eat me. not a chance in hell you'll get to.
so what the fuck does this mean?
It's probably a good thing that a video game destroyed my home before I had the chance to get into organized crime. It looks... stupid.
gonna hafta find a way to handle bidness in more timelines to take ova da company in tha otter timelines at dis rate
No no no no no no no no no no no. I can handle it.
good news! we are not bankrupt anymore after robbing a distracted someone
i love elaborate plans
i mean i also know what we taste like, but you can't just leave me hanging
not even going to comment
well droog said to keep it goin', y'see, so i'm just followin' orders!
why the fuck have you all started a screenshot chain?
i'd hope you both slipped and fell and broke your skulls on the tiles.
Gonna take me a shower, if only my 🌙⭐️🖤 was awake. We could getting a little slippery and jig under the stream. #nsfw
i will not show you the tunnel bitch
#cancelcrocker #cancelitchy #cancelthewholedamnapp
we are a crew that has been active for years of course i know what comrade meat tastes like
makin me crave seafood
here evidence https://file.garden/achecwa0vhdp6du4/screenshot_20260328-123130.png #cancelcrocker
what chit. no chit here.
/chitdelete.
i thought that'd work.
i mean i'd eat carapacian but not in the literal way yknow? #nsfw
hey. we're a package deal. all or none of us.
If y'all would kindly eat the whole midnight crew except @spadesSlick#8817 cause we tight. I'DBEENAMORED.
Oh hey there cutie pie. Where you been all my life.
What's vore.
is chittr the platform for staging a coup right now or am i reading this wrong #vivalarevolution #iguess
completely agree
or maybe i'd be a sea creature because that mean ocean lady won't stop hating!!!!!!! my!!!!!! chits!!!!!!
i was saying it to piss you off because clearly you hate me!!!!!!!!!!
oh so nooooooow you like my chit
i havent crucked since i was a kid. crake? gunked. idk.
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im not moving from this spot jade
im trying to get you the fuck out of life, you arent cooperating
yeah, duh
you were supposed to sleep for 20 hours not five, clubs must have put the wrong amount
i prefer stabbing but poison is best for 'itchy' targets, get it !
It's "make decoy pages" friday
:33< are mew sure :33< can mew check again?
ive discovered that getting hate reactions on my posts is actually very satisfying. i used to be such an instigator. you all are going to end up reawakening that in me.
why in gods fucking name would i be jealous of that?
too many thirsty old men on here. reel it in. fish pun intended. if you catch my "vaguepost" drift.
rankmaid this goes insanely hard. i am insanely hard. #nsfw
the jury has decided. @misterseven i'll give you a head start.
who is this guy? fucking mook.
fuck that's smart.
this seems like a good idea but i wanna get something outta it too.
i don't think i've fully thought this through. i dont even know what i'm gonna hold the guy at gunpoint for. they don't need to know that though.
rapidly approaching. you're all fucked.
there's gonna be a dead body end of the day.
concept: learning how difficult it is for leprechauns to get stains out of their fuzz marking your flings face with your color to force them to walk around with the splatters shown proudly until they can get it out (tags: Reader/Leprechaun, facials, genetic material play, unlisted quad, unlisted charms, alien biology, #nsfw, marking, forced exibitionism, #nsfwe just in case, archive rating: E)
CHITTR SHADY FACT #16 • “it’s so obvious spades and diamonds are in some odd kismesis/moiraillegiance type thing. just kiss already lmao”
just stabbed someone
Hate o'th'game more like.
Is there reason you are hating all my posts or do you want my attention You know who you are
And making this site even worst Jade isn't even here. Who I am suppose to talk to about fucking transformers now
I've now been informed that I am in fact the milf. I'm gonna need a few mirrors to make sweet sweet jittering with myself. #hotmilfs #nsfw #selflove
Oh. The icon. Tbh, I don't even remember who made this for me my kid just likes it. Shrugs.
#feltmanorpsa @engineNoise Helped me plot, plan, and accomplish this masterpiece. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/474404206980.png
da green fuck is replyin ta shit again get em
i want someone to wrap me up in a blanket and hold me close and kiss me on the forehead and... and... maybe on my cheek
what the fuck are they feeding the rankmaid??? keep it up.
torture labyrinth is closed today. don't try to enter. i think cd is still stuck.
first of all we arent even romantically involved. second of all it was a dramatised tantrum.
keep requesting drone strikes. #drokestrikefriday
i didn't mispell #dronestrikefriday
I didn't start flirting until after the @. And not my fault, he's got a mind of his own. Gotta appease the big guy.
Nawwwhhhh. I've got loads of shit to be doing that's super important because I'm the leader. You're just jealous you don't got this swag.
concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Big fan. Huge fan. #Butitwouldbebetterifitwasacigar.
This is not the SECOND TIME I've said this exact thing. It's just ADJACENT TO THE FIRST ONE.
ok guys. https://tiermaker.com/create/candy here's the take. https://i.imgur.com/BmLei0L.png
i'm still in charge while i'm gone.
GUESS WHAT. Confirmed it from the HORSES MOUTH. I am now THE SUPREME LEADER OF BOTH THE FELT AND THE MIDNIGHT CREW. Bow down to me, plebs.
See, this guy gets it.
#chittrconfession #nsfl i'd probably jig with anyone in the crew.
i'm starting to think people are taking my cash just to spite me. i'm down another ten.
dinner. no contest.
feel pity for me.
dinner with droog. he keeps ignoring my calls.
send pics
karkat is getting an extra hour in the torture labyrinth today.
yeah, because someone else won't rebound with me.
Publicly posting for a messy rebound is BEGGING for me to chime in, Slick.
didn't ask for you to chime in.
i don't think so.
Lemme in on that.
looking for new crew member. qualifications: must be able to withstand combat. diamond based aesthetic (preferred but not mandatory) initials are dd (preferred but not mandatory) chainsmoking habit (preferred but not mandatory) dersites only. dersite middle aged men preferred.
// am I a niche chittr microcelebrity I'm honoured
whale be back from bidness soon
anyone in that gang is ill then.
anyone who supports lalonde's knockoff midnight crew is a traitor.
you'll just be begging for me to let you back into the crew.
you are a fucking traitor and a cheat.
why the fuck did this send twice??
you haven't seen her whip yet.
you haven't seen her whip yet.
that lady is a fucking freak. she's out of her damn mind.
just you fucking wait.
do not do that. do not.
that's private business.
yes i fucking did. you don't know shit.
we didn't get fucking evicted. i sorted the issue and droog is being a fucking wriggler about it.
the world is against me right now, but i am my own best friend. so fuck the world.
stop trying to steal my employee.
shut up pipsqueak. rechit my thread.
he's a piece of shit and deserves to get "flamed".
i'm in everything but denial. i know i'm in the right and i'll stand by that.
it was your goddamn responsibility to find the documents in the first place you fucking idiot. doesn't give you an excuse to leave us all in the dust like a wriggler having a tantrum.
"callout thread" on droog diamonds droog is a pretentious self-righteous prick, who thinks he's too good for everyone. he stormed off from the entire crew when he fucked up the property paperwork for our hideout and tried to push the blame on me. i did jack shit for the record. this mother fucker also had the shameglobes to publish my actual name on this site. who the fuck does that? especially on a site where you *can't delete anything*. don't go looking for it. in conclusion, don't hire him and boycott his services until he comes grovelling back to me on his hands and knees, begging for forgiveness.
hate another one of my chits again diamonds, i dare you. i'll do some reckless shit with snow tonight.
don't question my parenting cur.
the whole fucking family is.
karkat has built lots of resilience in the torture labyrinth.
why are you still homestuck?
better not be.
respond to my chits.
you tryna leave me too?
you don't know shit about my fistfights skills.
i'll plant some shit on your dad and we'll see who's laughing.
piece of shit. i can do fine without you.
that's a stupid fucking idea.
get the fuck out of my notifications, again.
how the fuck can problem sleuth pull and i can't? the fuck?
droog don't make me put you on blast on the timeline.
you don't know how to treat shit.
blocked. i'm not starting this shit with you. i've had enough of pissy dersites today.
you shut the fuck up witch. this doesn't concern you.
droog stop hating my chits and talk to me like a man.
diamonds droog is a bitch ass motherfucker.
you don't need to anymore. my intellect solved the problem. i could thrive without you.
well i fucking do. i just said we aren't being evicted so, ergo, we aren't.
not if i say we aren't.
fucking fuming clearly. i'll give you a raise if you keep doing paperwork, yeah?
you can't just say that??? come on droog. calm down.
we aren't being evicted.
nobody asked you. you're an ever present thorn in my side.
Gross, a simp.
i fucking hate my crew.
is not? fuck kinda right hand man are you?
no fucking idea. if i remember correctly i got the tip from some dersite fella a few years ago that there was rooms under here. no idea otherwise.
you're homestuck. pipe down.
shut your fucking trap no they don't.
i received a letter under the manhole cover yesterday with "eviction notice" in all capital letters on the front. "#whatdatmean?"
got that tick baby. i'm better than you all.
I HAVE PLANTED SOME. BOMBS. :-)
I'm having a nice DATE, about to get my vertical and horizontal tango on. #nsfw
okay so who wants to explain these quadrant things to me. it's romance, obviously. there's hate involved in one of 'em. catch me up.
(^･ω･^) < SINCE IT S33MS THE PARTY HAD DECIDED THEY DID NOT ENJOY MY LAST POST AS MUCH ABOUT DAVE X TAVROS!!! WHAT ABOUT KARKAT X VRISKA!!! #SHIPCOURSE #LETS S33 IF THIS IS ANYBETTER #PROBSNOT
GIVE ME TWO 8 BALLS AND A HOOKER. I'LL KILL EVERYONE YOU KNOW.
only idiots need to hide behind privacy
you wouldn't know shit about that.
who gives a damn about quadrants. if you wanna fuck someone, fuck em. #nsfw
i love gambling and i think private property is awesome
and you make it hard for me to read. fucking bitch.
Getting mixed reviews here. Thus it's impossible to tell what to think.
shit chit droog. get better.
first time we agree on something
shit tierlist. i'm not on it.
pretty accurate
Mmm Nevermind Feeling Evil Again! Everyone Check Under Your Seats! That's Right, Bees. :)
Mmm I Don't Want To Be Evil Anymore I've Decided!
everything is free except for felt-handled goods.
i think i should be the next president.
ahhhh thought i smelled something rancid in the air...
see this is why i fuck with you you keep it so for real droogie
yeah do. bitch.
fucking wait and see.
wait a little longer i'm a busy man.
hate another one of my chits i fucking dare you. @blackestquasar
you're all turncoat sons of bitches.
PETA Stepping in: Hitting on sprites (even popular ones) is equal to animal abuse. Free that bird! "Put him in a cage with his own kind - you freaks!" - PETA representative. https://i.postimg.cc/pLxnjcqy/4DDFC89A-D950-4C01-A855-55BD9C2AC54F.jpg @turntechGodhead#6490 for comment.
i'd say get out of my dms i'm spoken for, but i fear i'm single since that hag never called me up again.
better than the last, still not good as mine
new icon, read it and weep.
for all of ya felt members, we already have a plan. right crew?
we brraked a girl out of the mansion while i screamed my plan yesterday, it should work just fine
i raised my kid very fucking well thank you very much. your kid has to rely on rocks to win a fight. pathetic.
as a broad note to anyone that wants to flirt with this former empress: my anaconda dont want none unless you got fish puns
crowbar's not so vaguely vagueposting cause he's too much of a pansy to say shit to my face.
did we ever figure out what the chess people are packing btw #nsfw
who's up for a friendly brawl in, say an hour? men only. less clothes the better. #nsfw
not you.
you're next wench.
fuck out of my comments hag.
some of you piss me off, have some decorum on main.