♦ pitied by @blackestQuasar
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I'm sorry I'm busy confusing the chartreuse kitchen for lawn green.」
-=[can i have one_☺]=-
It's an unspoken fact. No need to draw further attention to it.
INSUFFERABLE BULGEWRINGING HELLBASTARDS, WHAT THIS REDACTION-SMASHING TURBOBITCH IS TRYING TO TELL YOU IS THAT THE FELT IS *NOT* FUN AND GAMES. IN FACT, THE ONLY CLOWNERY HAPPENING AT *THIS* FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE CARNIVAL IS KURLOZ'S STAND-UP. AND NEED I REMIND YOU THAT HE, LIKE ME, LIKE MARA, LIKE *EVERY* SHITSTAIN TO BE SCRAPED UP AND PRESS-GANGED INTO SERVICE AT CUEBALL SATAN'S MEAN GREEN FREAK EMPORIUM, IS CURSED TO LIVE OUT MULTIPLE FUCKING *ETERNITIES* OF SERVICE, HERE? THIS PLACE WILL CHANGE YOU, HICARI. THE WORK HOURS ARE UNENDING. THE DEMANDS ARE GRUELING. THE COWORKERS ARE SHITHIVE MAGGOTS IN WAYS THAT THE PHRASE FAILS TO ADUMBRATE. THE FELT IS A *FUCKING* NIGHTMARE. AND YOU WANT TO JOIN ON *PURPOSE?* HICARI, LISTEN TO ME. IF NOT TO MARA, THEN TO ME. THE FELT IS *NOT* A GOOD IDEA. YOU WANT TO WAIT FOR THE END OF EVERYTHING? TO STAND AT THE FUCKING PRECIPICE AND CHEER FOR THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE, KAZOO ALREADY BUZZING BETWEEN YOUR GRINNING LIPS, DANCING A MERRY FUCKING JIG? LITTLE MISS "WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE?" WELL WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO IF YOU FUCKING *CAN'T ?*
FUCK MY PIECE OF SHIT ETERNAL BAKA LIFE. SIGH. OKAY. I GUESS IT’S ALREADY TIME. TO FEED MORE MAIDENS. INTO THE MAIDEN DEVOURING MACHINE.
♦ Diamonds Droog
Living where I do, being alone and undistracted always feels like what I imagine being in the black lodge would feel like. There’s even a horrible background drone and a sense of your own impending demise!
stand ready for my fuckin arrivval wworm cause those pawws are goin to be put to wwork #nsfww #suggestivve #okwwegetit
imagine the longest and most exasperated groan ever. Awesome. Cool. Glad it was Biscuits. I was really hoping it was someone who hasn't had more concussions than they had braincells in the first place. I CAN'T EVEN GET MAD AT HIM BECAUSE HE ABSOLUTELY WOULD NOT KNOW WHAT HE DID WRONG. I've taken notes, You can expect the bounty within.. I think the next day or so.
You say that, But I firmly believe Clover does it more often than he does, because he KNOWS he's much harder to catch. Even if you do catch him doing it, Then what. You try to chase him down and then terrible news, the carpet's grippy padding on the underside's been worn down for awhile and it lets go as you're trying to Get him and you go ~sideways~ and the mansion's down a clock.
ILL GET RIGHT ON THAT MAAM GOTTA GOTTA FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE A SHIRT
…not really? There should be. But not anymore. Feels like I got lobotomized for my own sake.
You don't have to go out of your way, Miss.
Insist? No. It's just the polite thing to do to offer a light to a lady. No matter who she might be.
yeah. it isnt easy but i still try and interact i still talk i still listen i still work at it.
ugh. how fucking many of her are on here?
im not sure its kinda just been here a while and it has a bunch of stuff in it like a stapler and a typewriter and other normal guy stuff and all the stuff is like black and white theres even a little name thing on the desk with my name on it!
IMAGINE BEING A SEER OF BLOOD. AND THESE ARE YOUR FRIENDS. AND YOU REMAIN FIRMLY COMMITTED TO VIRGINITY. FOR SOME FUCKING REASON. #COULDNOTBEME. @CARMINEGNOSIOLOGY @TACITURNTERROR @LEJAYJAY @GNARLYCABALLERIAL#1784 @TOXICAGGRO
I think I'm a good driver. I navigate the streets with a certain Je ne sais quoi. its everyone else thats the problem
hey you were fun too when we weren't being bastards.
Every moment is pain.
...I have come to make an announcement. Pinkie Pie and I are... best friends. Forever.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @confuseddemolitionist it's A Cabin For Summer Vacation. It's A Night For Fireworks. Early Enough In The Evening That You Can't Hear Your Own Words, Only That You're Holding A Smaller Pair Of Hands In Your Own As You Teach Someone How To Correctly Light A String Of Firecrackers. kid's Still Short Enough That You Only See The Head Of Hair And The Hands. He's Seven. You Can't Hear What You're Saying. You Don't Hear What He's Saying Back. You Watch The Firecrackers Go Off From A Safe Distance, In The Sprawling Backyard Somewhere Upstate, Behind The Cabin. Close To The Pond. It's Rained Recently. This Private Light Show Won't Start A Wildfire. the Cicadas Are Drowned Out By The Noise, The Conversation Lost To Time, And To The Shifting Of The Shadows Cast By The Red And White Bursts Of Light Strobing In The Green Lawn Like Violent Fireflies. You Have Ten Fingers. The Boy Is Seven, And He Isn't Your's By Blood, But That Never Mattered One Single Bit. it All Smells Of Magnesium And Sulfur And Smoke. One Day You'll Teach Him How To Make One Of The Big Rockets, But He's Only Seven. he's Just A Kid, And There's Time. there's Time. there's Time. #queserasera but How Much Time Truly? 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsekfh6j2vgskoqsezds9n0t5tnb8gtkihiapootjcd9yp3hmw/viewform?usp=header
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3. Most celebrities are low Reseeders that tell everyone to go extinct to “please Gooby”
gosh i'm tired! really should find something to do.
I regret being busy, heard someone got their limb ripped off shame, I wanted to see the details of where and what exactly happened. But I suppose there's always next time. #violence #gore
I hate politics, I hate weird abstract gig economy bullshit, I hate readin' about this fuckin' Stock Market. I'm tangible, I'm physical, I'm /here/. I'm a guy with a fuckin' crowbar and I either do da job da normal way or I get the tommy gun and start takin' it through crime. If it ain't cold hard cash in my hand or cold hard cash in da bank, it just ain't real to me.
Oh. Aight.
If they find out about this, it's all over for whatever peace we've found.
Fuck this I need a drink. #substance
Okay, I'm going to not be here if this is the trend. Too many bad memories. Fuck level 98 of Marble Blast.
I think Handmaid and Snowman are the only two I respect in the Felt Tbh.
Cute aggression meter is reaching unparalleled heights, elevated levels may prove fatal to all those who do not have the constitution to perceive multiple Pickle Inspectors simultaneously
I haven’t mowed through ibuprofen like this in awhile. Not since the last time(s) I got stabbed. Guh.
HM. I HOPE THE MANY DOGS HERE DO NOT REALIZE I AM BONES.
Can a prospitian and a dersite really fall in love?—
another day, another Curree Complainin6 about the heat post.
Huh. And y'know here I thought I made some messes wherever I went.
this wasn't me but mistress frame wants my gock 8/
just g0t t0ld i needed t0 c0ver up m0re f0r st0re p0licy wh0 the fuck is getting 0ff t0 my steel sh0ulder genuinely. #suggestive #sevenelevenp0sting
i had a dream about meeting a lovely carapacian man who loved me in a way so familiar after I was sent away from joining in a group meal. Unfortunately I'm like 62% sure that my brain regurgitated up the visage of Spamton and smeared it across the carapacian build so instead of feeling wistfully romantic, I feel like a human domesticated clown mashing her diamonds and stars into the machine that turns plastic into ballpit balls
I WILL have satisfaction.
c< ....tHe lOsiNg streaK cONtiNues.... iM at twelve NOw >c
Can something happen already? ::::|
I return from my absence to the version of two people I despise trying to one up each other I think I am in hell
IT'S CUEBALL DIVORCE COURT IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE. I DON'T RESPECT. LITERALLY ANY OF YOU PEOPLE.
two hawt old detectievs i am gods favroite (i am god lol)
Been a minute since the sky’s been clear… still, nice to see the stars anyways.
(SHE’S S0 C00L. JUST LIKE MINE IS ALS0 C00L. WHY ARE THEY S0 C00L. DELETE LATER.)
Detective Tip: Don't suggest to somebody that they should shoot somebody else, even as a joke. This is called "Incitement".
Solved today's wordle. Hate that a certain someone has ruined this word for me. Wordle 1,788 4/6 ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა binkii⁀has⁀a⁀tummy⁀ache.
it doesn't need to. as long as t)(e long armed s)(adow of my reign can even perceive it, its mine. t)(oug)( in any case, it doesnt even matter. midnig)(t city doesnt even operate in any currency im interested in...
I would say "Who got shot off-hours?" but. Haven't seen Dunderfive or Clusterthree in a while.
Kinda hope it doesn't. It'll get real confusin' real quick.
some people are too powerful. im going to bed.
i need to start posting more i'm off my game apparently
ara-chan i wouldnt have survived without you and those bloomers giving me a reason to cling to life
Kicks rocks
Oh is that a rule? Fuck. It's my daughters corn also.
fuck i have GOT to talk to rankmaid. that's it. that's it!!! of course!!!
i need more i need more i need more. guh. just. something. anything.
I'm not getting involved in politics again. Wasn't fully appreciated the last time.
Anyways. Political developments aside. Diamonds Droog.
HEY IM RUNNIN IF IT MEANS I GET A HOT DAME COMIN AFTER ME
Everyone needs to stop saying watch this space. I have 7 tabs open to watch space. My computer is losing its performance speed.
deadlock is fun, though seven reminds me of some other smug shapeheaded assholes. which is annoying.
Were putting it to a vote Hate if you want me to murder biscuits Like if you want me to spare his life
Diamonds Droog.
Whatdya mean concussions can't be solved with whiskey what kinda fuckin' doctor is are those he people be.
I ain't goin' to the afterparty this time I'm sorry I'm headin' straight home Larkso beat my ass someone tell Karama hey for me.
I could. But unfortunately I'm petty and impulsive and the temptation to go to timelines where others are already dead is so very tantalizing. It solves so many problems. Creates its fair share, too, but those are for future-me to deal with.
Dating is hard for a guy like me. Hopping timelines so much means relationships are pretty come-and-go, and doubly so for trying to form a proper trove! But. I definitely prefer ⭐❤🍀 or perhaps 🔷🌈❤ relationships. #romance
Another Mayor taken. Another void left in his place. And people question my pursuit. Understand how you feel now. That is what leads me to chase.
I mean. I don’t. No? Shit, I don’t think I can delete chits oh my god- wow I really should’ve checked that. Still, I swear I won’t be fucking weird to you, or the other Snow- I was just venting last night- it was late, and I’,m sorry
Are you fuckin' kiddin' me? Where were you when I spent 4 hours fixin' the plumbin' on the third floor? I coulda USED some'a dat metal bendin'. Fuck!
Ghh maybe it's just 'cause I'm real tired after cleanin' a bunch of blood out of my car seats this afternoon but god I miss him... Sometimes when I'm just mindin' my own business and before I know it I'm thinkin' too hard about how his voice sounds and I gotta start thinking about literally anything else before I soak my goddamn slacks through. What's worse is when I *do* hear his voice- Only it's not really him, just different versions of him, and I gotta be real professional about it. Gotta smile and go "Yessir!" while on the inside I'm trying not to shiver, cry, moan, or hell all three at once. There's nights where I just think about how he clings to my shoulders when we uh... When we'd *Dance*, or the noises he'd make just for me- and I just gotta rub myself blind... I think I gotta log off and head to bed, fucksake... #nsfw
Diamonds Droog.
Already does, pal. Can't even call me cooked now, was roasted the second we locked eyes.
Goregle what's the goin' rate for an engagement ring on a sleuth's budget?
i hate when i cant help.... this is awful :(
Well now I'm going to find out.
... starting to uh, starting to think i shoulda taken care of the injuries and THEN asked for help with the guy. hm.
Somebody just tried to sell me mixed fabric bedsheets. Had to kill them.
The Midnight City open group chat might be the worst possible forum to engage in conversation. Even worse than this site.
I wanted to see your Jade because she made me feel something despite my porcelain casing. Now, we're in our predicament.
Nearly had a heart attack when I got home. They did not tell me about that keyboard, or that he was trying to practice again. I think I need to go on a walk. -007
I put up with a lot of things in my line of work.
concept: a dangerous and cruel alternian falling for a gentle and meek beforian (tags: Alternian/Beforian, #rankworks, flushcoded, archive rating: G)
I mean I admit to my crimes all the fucking time so
Consider da average thinking pace of these folk and yeah, they kinda do take us as amateurs.
Kidnapping Case Update: Kid stolen by ex-husband and the fleed to the mountains. Considering it's mostly fucking desert outside of the city this sucks extremely hard. I hate sand. It's rough and coarse and irritating and gets everywhere.
I had something else to say to her, but I've opted to refrain.
Nothing better than a glass of #redwine... Except maybe #traps 🤪 #yepImthetrapmaster #substance
I didn't ask, Ma'am. Wishing you a middling amount of the best.
im not tellin you my real fuckin name, stupid ass trend. boredom really be terminal )(ere. tsk tsk.
It is not a point of pride that I am a trendsetter on this awful fucking website.
That's the kinda talk that, between that and bein' cooped up in the manor all day, makes ya lose yer social edge.
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა ... i⁀do⁀not⁀LIKE⁀that⁀i⁀liked⁀(V)iolence.
I'm not soft n' fuzzy. We're Leprechauns. Sometimes they call us frogs and it's wrong. We ain't amphibious. We're just... fucked up green men.
Sometimes one of the messes I find around this godforsaken manor has me wondering if it REALLY was one of those braindead hooligans, or one of the sharper ones who just really had a bone to pick. I mean, my crew's whole gig is orchestrating havoc, even if half of them don't know it. And sometimes these messes are a little TOO much of a pain in the ass for me not to get suspicious. You dig?
>+. FUN FACT! GROAN TUBES MAKE ME NAUSEOUS .+<
WTFFFFF why is he LITERALLY here for #MyAmulet rn! #DirkReport
Honestly, just stop letting your bosses post. People love all the inane horseshit.
I foresee this growing irritating.
I'm not the luck guy, Ma'am. I've got other talents.
So just drop it already. This convo ain't going anywhere.
Look away from my boss, look back. He's a coffin. Look away, look back again. Kid now. Do it again, he's the friggin' jolly green giant. One more time and suddenly he's some fucked up dragon thing. Just want a lil' consistency in my life.
The weird alternate universe copies of my boss freak me out a bit. Makes me feel like a fresh intern in an office full of fuckin' clones of the CEO.
Bodily organs were a massive mistake. You mean t' tell me that we eat food, toss it down a bag kitten-killing style, boil it, and then snake it down a long hose 'til it's gone? The worms got us dead to rights.
Stuff happens, I guess. I just really wish he wouldn't do that.
My issue is that if he REALLY gets upset enough, he brings back YOUR CORPSE to show you. ..Although maybe that's more of a Me experience. I don't know if you'd have a corpse.
◥▶◀◤ —> I want to go to fight night. I am, however, afraid I might fall in love.
I support women’s rights and women’s wrongs.
Looks like you're all relatively normal right now. What a sight.
The frog is following me Help
If i die today i leave everything to my kids and jade
the ai of the human boy i like to fantasize about with another boy has me in the writers room (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, splinterplay, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Considering many of the Midnight Crew are snivelling cowards who 8lur professional lines and cohort with enemy factions to no longer 8e trusted. I am now creating an opposition faction, titled the "Punch" so any future antagonism to the frogs are "Felt" in full force.
I am, once more, putting out an open call for aid. I am currently in search of a particular object. I will not share the nature or identity of this object in the public sphere. What I am looking for is those with a particular penchant for attaining and retrieving things from across various timelines- most especially, attaining them from those who do not wish to surrender them. Payment will be generous. Name your price, and if it is within my power and within reason, I will grant it.
So much was said, and yet almost nothing. A net zero.
can't have fucking shit. can't even stay dead.
next time i'm just going to keep swinging. and swinging. and swinging. and swinging.
Wasn't a fan of puppet shows before today, not a fan after.
((Heh ngl um sometimes I feel like I have to be kinda sexual on this account even tho it makes me uncomfortable to write and draw sexual material thats public, it's not that bad I mean I'm generally fine with sexual humour and I've become a bit more comfortable with it in the past week or so but also just yeah kinda this gray zone I guess? Idk we had all the confessions earlier heres mine #nsfw just in case))
now isnt the time for troll taylor swift references i think my #yaoi #bias is getting #hetsloppy right now this is a fucking nightmare
Hate Bot never left, if you have the guts to seek out the Hate.
I'll be seeing what there is left at this "party". Can't waste my outfit.
I'm beginning to feel like these trolls are a bad influence on me.
Oh, Rose... What have you done to yourself?
Offering a bounty of 1,000 Boonbollars to whoever can make things fucking normal for once.
Well. I guess I am involved with all of them now.
fuck i want smores real bad
Ah! Just the fella I wanted to see! How are you old chum? Mind using that Juju of yours to send me to a timeline sans Biscuits... and Eggs now that I think about it... maybe cans as well...
He should be less honest about it... he should be less alive about it too... I should ask Die if I could borrow his Juju so I can be in a timeline without him for a while...
all my neighbors keep listening to really loud drum and bass... whether they want to or not!
I was talking to somebody and as she faded out of existence she said "Diamonds Droog". Maybe I have taken this a bit far.
If no one else has my back, I know deep down Lil Cal does
Every post he makes. Is one additional stab. On top of the two I originally planned. For what he did. But now I have to do at least thirteen. #violence
Just had a flower crown put on my head Guess its time for peace and love over here
[thegoodScratchdoctor’s typewriter has exploded]
all he had to do was ask.
He is defeated. … ((https://www.image2url.com/r2/default/images/1776523582284-b64cdfd9-4723-4180-b085-2b151cd7df66.gif))
…I must retire to consider things. I. Will. Know.
All dark pockets will be cleared. They all MUST be cleared. The cloud…the frustration…I will break through. I am all seeing. I am all knowing. I am the facilitator and the host. I WILL know.
And yet. And yet. It is like a black hole, a central, ravaging void of a question that I continue to feed evidence and knowledge into and gain NOTHING in return! It is a defiance of all natural paradigms. My Lord’s will. It is. …it is not near maddening, it IS maddening.
well, night one was tolerable fun. it was nice seeing some familiar faces. and not nice seeing some familiar nonfaces. but that's how it goes. i'm sure i'm going to get a smug pity react or two from the latter.
its a nice thought but id really prefer not to make a spectacle of my hypothetical date. ill be just fine flying solo.
surprisingly transuniveral transportation isnt the stumbling block that would be keeping me from inviting a chittr date to the fundraising gala i have to attend tomorrow night. the problem is that almost anyone i would be interested in inviting is nonhuman and that would prove to be... shocking to the other attendees to say the least.
It would Probably be a faux pas to interact with the horny post of my mother's ancestor Wouldn't it #Incest just in case I am misconstrued
Looking for denizens willing to capture myself in my old Curatrix outfit? I require a portrait worthy of tonight's invaluable success and/or my memoir and/or my memorial. In case, I, you know, kick it as it were.
Fellas I think im IN THEER. i went gramblin and i WON THE JERKPOT. goes to show that drinkin; solves ALL YOUR PROBLEMS NEVER SOTP DRINKING IT WIELL ALL ORWK OUT! #substances #addorparty
S0rry im n0t a guy s0 my c0nstant h0rny vaguep0sting isnt m0re titillating
(She stole my tome! First my hat, now my MAGIC TOME!!!)<
i found out why. :(
Out of fear of getting a hashtag, I will not say I won't let the cat post again. But we need to keep the value high. So don't expect a huge amount.
If only there was a man to help me think more clearly. And tell me how I should be thinking. #nsfw
Yes.
Yeah he'll take a dive alright. Diving for cover when the ol' Sleuth Diplomacy comes-a knockin'.
Back from a night of drinking. Some things on my mind. Time for more drinks. #substance
I hear something at my window. If I don't post again in five minutes, then kill Doc Scratch for me.
I've seen scarier reality warping bozos in my day. You underestimate my ability to spend what feels like the better half of a year figuring out how to beat up one specific guy.
That winking face makes me feel like I may have said the wrong thing to the wrong person at the wrong time.
lucky, huh? ;)
just lost a bet 23 to 1 because i didnt know either account but thought 'this guy hasnt posted in a week just like he said, that's pretty cool' ok
It’s annoying getting songs with your name in them stuck in your head. Tonight? Every Rose has its thorn..
I did not take you for rats. The average New Yorker is a greater threat than you believe. I suggest a visit to New York to grow accustomed to its inhabitants before making any decisions.
As Queen of New York, I hereby ban all Felt Activity within. If you see a member of the Felt, it is your duty as a citizen of New York to drag them to me.
You couldn't waterboard that information outta me. #dashwatching
Perhaps one of the frogs should go to bed. #dashwatching
god damnit. again! READ egbert it's a primarily text based medium!!!
post more honkslop rankmaid-sama no more honkslop rankmaid-sama we hate clowns rankmaid-sama we want to fuck the paint off of clowns rankmaid-sama there is no winning posting honkslop (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, archive rating: M)
Fucking- Why is she here too
i have got to get more done.
Ah now I see why you bother Caduceus so much Vagueries always make her mind run wild
Diamonds Droog.
OH. I ASSuMED YOuR IMPLICATION WAS. A LOT MORE PERSONALLY TARGETED. AND HATEFuL. THAN IT WAS. SORRY.
The things that the mass of you will reveal unprompted over silly trends. It’s very good for me. Keep doing it.
Why the demon of colours had these fools as underlings I’ll never understand.
@2cratchDoctor whiite text entiity thiing why diid you follow me? II mu2t know.
You think he'd like it if I 8it him a little? Or would he want to so the 8iting? #vaguepost
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I miss her.
Fushia women continue to be nothing but good for me. (Barring the obvious.)
OH NO! OH NO. OH. GREAT, I am, being hunted for sport,
i thought we could wear matching miniskirts! 0n0" everything ive been told seems pretty easy and nice if im being honest it doesnt seem like that much work at all! plus id get to see you all the time and my other friends in the mansion that i never get to see
DON'T DO THAT. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. DON'T DO THAT. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. ARE YOU CRAZY. IT'S NOT WORTH IT. YOU WOULD OBVIOUSLY TOP THE CHARTS. BUT I AM BEGGING YOU. MORE SERIOUSLY. AND LESS EROTICALLY. THAN I HAVE EVER BEGGED. LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES. HAVEN'T YOU SEEN MADOKA. DON'T TRUST THE KYUBALL.
If I did a fantasy draft of the Felt it would be Snow, Crowbar, Handmaid, Stitch, and Snow again.
...This bar is a popular spot it seems. #substance
who the fuck bought ""light"" yogurt, this shit is so yucky
i may never experience ar0usal again #nsfw
The would require me to actually touch you, and I'd rather eat the fucking prison food than get that close to your disgusting gullet
Maplehoof doesn't deserve this pain
Fun fact about me: shit the fuck up
cum #nsfw #butnotincharacter #eggsdoesntknowwhatthatis #justasillyword #cum
if i gave you a basket and asked you to keep all of me in it, would you?
Not going to lie Still not 100% sure who obama is
There's a good reason I don't eat the slop they serve in the prison cafeteria. They because motherfuckers like the jackass that stuck my last runner ends up in it.
that is an interesting thought.
someone want to tell me whats the situation on this thing or am i typing into the void again at least tell me if theres dames and liquor in the void
now taking cult suggestions if youd like me to join a cult now is your chance to send me your cult resume
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maybe constantly fiddling with my own physical makeup is doing things, or maybe, just maybe, feeling comfortable has unlocked some bullshit. either way. that took more effort than it should have to resolve. #nsfw
okay i'm totally normal again. totally.
i need to busy myself or something.
at least damara is coming over to clean my hive...
Your tower will fall.
Yer all actin' like y'ain't e\/\/er heard 0' kismesii.
This is definitely the strangest horse betting I've taken part in.
you can punch your way out of any situation and inconvenience.
WHILE I'M #BEFORUSPOSTING. HERE IS MY IMPRESSION OF SOMEONE ON #BEFORUS. AHEM. HALT. UPSTANDING CITIZEN. YOU LOOK INSUFFICIENTLY PLEASED. TO BE LIVING IN PADDED CELL WORLD. RECTIFY THIS IMMEDIATELY. OR YOU WILL BE ASSIGNED OUR STURDIEST NANNYBITCH. FOR YOUR IMMINENT REEDUCATION.
I THOUGHT ABOUT DOING #VIOLENCE. BUT THEN I DECIDED TO SIT DOWN. WITH THE OBJECT OF MY LOATHING. AND HAVE A PRODUCTIVE DISCUSSION. IN THE PRESENCE OF A TRUSTED MEDIATOR. #BEFORUSPOSTING #NICEMAID #ITMAKESMYSKINCRAWL #POSTINGTHESELIES #BUTFORTHECLICKS #THEREISNODEPTH #MYDEPRAVITYWILLNOTSINKTO
◥▶◀◤ —> They are trickster gods, akin to the Leprechauns. I believe they would use charm system. @amorousFortune has a rather useful e%planation for this.
4ll th1s p1tch t4lk m4k3z m3 r34l1z3 1 h4v3nt f3lt p1tch for 4nyon3 1n 4 wh1111l3 th4ts cr4zy 4f. >8]
concept: the pitch exhilaration that pumps through your body when you see a notification from them stumbling through your typing to get an reply back as fast as possible, to humiliate them, to fuel this obsession that creeps over you whenever you see their stupid fucking quirk they hate every single one of your chits you swear the hate bot must be jealous of their commitment to showing you their caliginous affliction but alone there are flashes of something different they say your name even when it pains them to spit it out the difference in your blood color making seeing them grovel for you like this all the more pleasurable "i need you" a need to hate or a need for something else entirely you wonder if all those typos they make replying to your insults are due to the difficulty they have typing with one hand (tags: Reader/Anonymous, kismesis fling, #rankworks, chittrplay, hateplay, caste difference, undefined quad, inspired by anonymous requester, <3<, pitchfic, pitchslop, #nsfw, #rankbait, archive rating: M)
OH WELL EXCUSE THE FUCK ME FOR BEING UNFAMILIAR! AS FAR AS I'M USED TO, THESE SORTS OF THINGS ONLY INVOLVE PLAYERS OF THE GAME. ALSO 'GENTLEMAN'? GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF MAN YOU'RE BLACK PINTO BEAN IN A HAT.
Been an eventful few days. Your people's shenanigans notwithstanding.
i don't want a week dedicated to myself cause i already think i'm great.
no but seriously what the hell was the idea here?
There's quite the collection of people here already. #eridanweek
#baited (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, 🎣, <3<, archive rating: E)
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Iiiiiiii don't think that would really work but I don't really feel like saying why in public
I have found several items that had been missing or misplaced in the search for this ...whatever @scratchDoctor has hidden. I'm beginning to suspect this may have been an elaborate means of getting things tidied up. At least as far as the Manor is concerned.
yanno its reel )(ard fore anybubbly to undersand w)(at its like livin a life as long as mine. t)(ey aint get it.
HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP IIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM FFFFFFFAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG IIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNTTTTOOOOOOOO AAAAA AAAAAAAA MMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN HHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE
I got my question answered.
Public service announcement: Always take a shit before a job. It is embarrassing the frequency this complicates things even to other iterations of my gang.
A brief summary. #Iwantcandy The simple matter is I did want the candy. But they did not want to share. It would have been unwise.
No shit that didn't work. It's just painting over whatever caused him to lose color in the first place. God. 7he train of thought for some people. Does anybody know where he is right now?
I don't think we fixed Eggs.
what's with the sudden height trend..? y꥟u are all always up t꥟ s꥟mething.
I am someone else with blue text!
im going to bed. probabbly gonna get bedhead. ill deal with that in the morning.
i feel so much better now that i dont have green dye up my nose and in my eyes
what happened (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, hello, can anyone hear me, where am i right now, who am i, archive rating: 🍭)
ii thinbgk i have a concussion my spheres are vvery sore and i cant really remember anything other than hatesnogging troll bruno marss murderer last night tthat was insane (tags: The Rankmaid/Juju, #nsfw, #icame, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, #idontwantanymorecandyplease, archive rating: 🍭) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de89e459278e.jpeg
my arm is annoying me.
i am mrnhp fucking dirt. i am back i mean, i just blacked out and i wake up in a fucking coffin underground, i had to dig myself out of there. this has to be the fucking felts doing @itchy @bubbleblower @misterseven @decomposingdissolution this time i will fucking kill you all fucking green morons
yeah wow glad i didnt give it a second shot.
Diamonds Droog.
Alright I figure someone here will be honest and forthwith about it. Is there something about calling someone a “goon” suddenly? I suppose it is a funny sounding word but I can’t imagine what’s so funny about calling someone it.
What ELSE are we supposed to be callin' all the mob henchmen around here? It's just got such a unique derogatory feelin'!
damn 4/13 on a monday. thats gonna be frustrating
still pissed at my feathers getting fucked up again this morning like i just molted and now ive gotta actively fix them again already #birdproblems #help
a well-dressed man with a cueball for a head
It's more titty than I've seen in fifteen years.
i was busy nursing panic attacks but i think im ready to face this normal day now! 0v0” (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, normal, archive rating: G)
i should have told him to count down from 200 im so stupid im so stupid im sostupid (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, vagueposting, archive rating: M)
No, I want to blow up this place. Where is it?
No! The one time I need to actually use this shaving cream. What dastardly villain has replaced this with whipped cream?
What a lovely day to be at The Felt Mansion. https://dynamic-media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-o/17/01/08/bb/20190323-182935-largejpg.jpg?w=1200&h=1200&s=1
WHY IS IT CHOCOLATE!? Why is EVERYTHING Cake or Chocolate in this house!? I'm staying in my room. If you enter it you will be suffering a consequence. I will teleport you to the other moon and leave you there.
....How on earth does this record still play? I'm actually a little impressed. I'm still hurting whoever did this, but you may be spared from death.
1 w1ll l3t c1t1z3ns cuff M3 for 4 ch4ng3. Th1s 1s not 1nt3nd3d to sound wrong. 1 r3gr3t s4y1ng th1s.
You’re just. Different now. Just clean the confetti, Eggs
Is there something on my face? Or have I done something wrong? I don't mean to upset anybody.
He’s more competent now but whatever happened to Eggs is starting to unsettle.
OH YOU ALL MUST GO AND SEE WHAT LIES IN THE LIME ROOM!
THIS IS THE SORT OF JAPERY YOU HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR TODAY!
Sometimes it just feels nice to scrape one’s shell a bit that’s all
Goodness gracious
become ungovernable
he fucking died on me.
Headed back to the station because SOMEBODY, not naming names, wants more monsters. All poking fun aside any other stripes n' solids else want anything?
Enjoying a nice whiskey, relaxing. Perfect night to not have to fend off an attack. #substances
updat.... the #substance haz indeed had. an effect. . ... .. .
people like you make me angrier.
how all seeing is all seeing, if it comes to that?
Would you be interested in hunting down one of the unlucky sons of bitches overdue on paying us.
busy taking it out on the couch.
also that movie sucked ass. fucking sappy shit. i thought i was gonna see more death and explosions but no. fuck them and their fucking spawns.
I HOPED. WHEN YOU SAID IT WAS OBSCENE. IT WOULD BE SOMETHING MORE FUN. THAN A BUNCH OF BLOOD. FOR ME TO WRING OUT OF THE CARPET.
(( you can not see it as it's in dm's, but i have wrote mindfang to be the first troll in history to have father issues (lmfao) ))
Forgot to ask what she wanted to drink. Damn.
Sigh... Here lies Biscuits #874236844126821445632... In the middle of a hallway... I should get this to Stitch... A Sawbucks work is never done!
that's what freedom does.
Update: Attempts to break out of this room have proved unsuccessful. Randomly shooting through the wall only resulted in being asked to quiet down. I'm running out of emergency Swedish Fish to chew on. At least I have the fidget toy I picked up the other day.
I love canons dearly, I wish I could seperate canon and oc feeds so bad.
TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUUU IIIIIIIII GGGGOOOOOOOTTTTTTT SSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
might go back to sleep.
so you're saying you'd hold them too.
Standard breast-having behavior, I believe.
right. whatever.
no.
just woke up. it's 1 pm.
You'll have to excuse my a8sence this evening; a svelte, starlight‑clad woman in 8lack is in pursuit, and I am far from foolish enough to 8etray my wherea8outs.
Should have kept a harmonica in my inventory. The saxophone doesn't really fit the imprisonment aesthetic.
(( Hey, I'm curious! How many of you HAVE or HAVE NOT read the intermission / remember the intermission that introduced leprechauns? (( Gimme a pity if you know The Felt or a mediate if you don't
someone do something exciting that doesn't involve me having to get up off my ass (like droog getting kidnapped).
I have been posting for minutes about vandalizing the manor. There are context clues. Never mind. Leave me. I'll just take it as it comes.
fucking idiot. where are you?
Why are we talking over text when you have me captured.
Jade control your child they are blocking everyone
Appreciated.
Can I have it back now.
i'm never going back to the felt manor.
So I may have been caught.
Just saw Eggs use the word “miasma” correctly. Am I having a stroke?
Back at it. High Hoe or whatever the humans say.
Why would you lie to eggs like this
OH ITCHY THANK GODDNESS YOURE ALIVE I MISSED YOU SO MUCH
Do I seriously have to say it again? I'M NOT DEAD. IM ALIVE. IT'S ME ITCHIBOLD SHAMELESS IVORY.
It's important to pay respects, despite my differences.
Yeah, I got a patch dedicated to stuff like this.
oh thats just the miasma that permeates all intelligent life
Just. A few more minutes please. Please. And I'll be there.
What I wouldn't give for a nice massage.
Everyone come together We need to throw a funeral for Itchy
Got my caffeine drip on, put that shit in an IV. I'll le swoooooooooon.
Right then. Time for a cup. I don't wanna see any of your knuckleheads interrupting me for the next thirty minutes. Snowman is keeping an eye out so don't think you're off the hook.
Honestly, if you could? I can handle the paperwork, I just can't handle another goddamn disaster in a kitchen, bathroom or god knows where else. Could you just keep an eye out for spot fires, figure of speech, for an hour or so?
It's a perfect place, isn't it.
1'v3 n3v3r f3lt mor3 comp3ll3d to do som3th1ng mor3 1n my 3nt1r3 l1f3 4nd 1'v3 b33n d3d1c4t1ng h4lf of 1t 1nto b3com1ng th3 gr34t3st L3g1sl4c3r4tor trollk1nd h4s 3v3r s33n.
How about you handle this [NOT BOTHERING TO FINISH THIS JOKE.]
I'm going to respond to this seriously, so that I am free to respond with something stupid in the following comment. If you want me to walk up to the doors and try to infiltrate, then fine. I could.
Make her a member of the [REDACTED] Wah wah wah wah wawah wah wah wah waaaaah
bring your wife and trouble it could never trouble you~
giving the kid a day off from the torture labyrinth.
Eggs, milk, butter, and loose bullets acquired. Going to see if I can get a few ties too.
i hope an update in the future allows you to mark your entire account as #nsfw i feel like that might be helpful i feel very terrible when i accidentally mistag 0n0"
YOU TAUGHT ME. CHIEFLY. HOW TO OVERCOME VARIOUS TORTURES. BY ENJOYING THEM. TO THE POINT. THAT THE TORTURER BECOMES UNCOMFORTABLE. AND SURRENDERS. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A DEMONSTRATION.
I WILL NOT REST. UNTIL MY KULL SCORE IS THE HIGHEST. MAKING ME OFFICIALLY. THE MOST LOATHED BITCH ON CHITTR. I TAKE THIS DUTY. MORE SERIOUSLY. THAN MY "REAL JOB."
....i can't tell if they're flirting or not. #vagueposting
(( >=ΣB[ ))
Rabid motherfucker. Wasn't like you didn't get *hit.*
Disregard the previous post, my device seems to have had an error.
Ah. It's a pandemic.
,
Well said.
absolutely not unless you wanna take care of my kid man
The number of immediate reactions to that post left the notification limit, and I cannot see all of the apparent volunteers. Stunning.
I'm not interested in ending a universe tonight.
DONOTEVENTALKTOMEIHATEEVERYSINGLEONEOFYOU.
Hm.
WHAT??????????????????????????????????????????????
There is a thin cat wandering the streets around the base. I wonder if its owner cared enough to even look for it.
deuce is still my favorite.
I am not making enough money. This single dollar doesn't cover shit.
Diamonds Droog.
clover.
y0u kn0w a chitt is a little t00 real when it gets m0re pities than anything else.
i don't like to bandy my narrative sway aboUt very mUch. bUt i will do what i mUst to protect my daUghter. coUnt on that, scratch.
I would crimepost but I think I'm done upsetting people for one day
Crimeposting over. Act natural.
I )(ave to admit, some of my fronds' ancestors are really, really attractive. I'm staring at C)(ittr and )(ave to conc)(vince myself to take breaks. #omc! #glubposting
RANKMAID MAKES ME FEEL THINGS. I HAVE NEVER FELT BEFORE. OFTEN. I HAVE MADE OUT. TOPLESS. AT THE CLOWN RAVE. WITH SOME USELESS BROAD. FOR THE CHEERS AND SCREAMS. OF THE ADORING PUBLIC. BUT NEVER BEFORE. HAVE I FELT. RESPECT. ADMIRATION. EVEN LUST. FOR THE ROTTEN MIND. OF A FELLOW TWISTED BITCH. IN A WAY. THAT IS NOT MOTIVATED. BY MALE ATTENTION. @ARCHIVEADDICT HOW DO YOU FEEL. ABOUT #NSFW #FEMSLASH.
I'm glad it's remedied now!! This one's a good one. I'm typically a warm-type romance only sort of woman, buuut.. Well. I can enjoy thinking.
why was i not following you already!!!!!!! You're doing crazy work out here!!
He would never do that.
I suddenly need a really, really tall scotch.
all of my full chitfics have been demure in their suggestiveness but this helmsman piece im working on is just straight lewd gomen my friends (tags: Helmsman/Anonymous, overstim, restraints, psionics, please just touch it, my hands are so sweaty, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
Just be yourself! Kill the host. Kill the host. Kill the host. Kill the host. Kill the host.
nanna its ok! most of them cant really touch me in a dirty fight, let alone a clean one. besides im too fun!
i kinda wanna visit the manor again that was fun. i could bring snacks!
I would like to RSVP as disinclined and unwilling to attend.
And I thought I was the pussy here.
Let's all fucking kill this guy! :3
im really really really really excited to go to this gathering but i havent been around other people in a very very long time other than visiting tavross trees im very bad at talking to people and get very sweaty and say things that people think are very weird on accident i know that a lot of you are very popular and go to parties a lot so can you maybe give me some pointers 0v0"
rabbit trying to avoid paying taxes by hiding his shop: "see? no bunny business!"
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ "Target's head has been confirmed demolished." is an insane way to phrase that. That was a good finale. ]
i bought something special for 10k kult! i hope it fits 0v0"
https://64.media.tumblr.com/e6ba487a25e7c3cb15e4cbe70d6270d8/0650f65d399f4813-7a/s1280x1920/d7322a2fec5bd3e0138f204da58daae0daded702.jpg I'm heading out. Fuck it.
Don't text nor call me unless it's important.
Wowie I've got a major fucking headache. Anyone got something for that?
Nothing in here has brought joy so far.
i was busy scrounging up enough money to buy that special gift for myself i wonder what the timeline has been talking about since ive been gone (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, new update?, #nsfw, #nsfwe, archive rating: P)
are men even int꥟ buttstuff anym꥟re. has the w꥟rld g꥟tten this bad. #nsfw
Clowns? Hm, is that what people are into these nights? No wonder Slick is so popular lately.
Fuck my second life. #again
#feltmanorpsa now that the pool is de-jello'd, and while the cleaners are doing their thing inside, i set up the heat pumps to near-jacuzzi levels so everyone can come wash off their paint. the yellow ink is nooootttt coming out easy in my case but you know, that's fine.
The cruel jade harley once again bullies ME the great and lovable jack with her damn frogs Im preparing the secret weapon
I am pleased to announce that we have reached a settlement with Crockercorp that we feel satisfied with and that they didn't agree to. We thank you all for your support during this turbulent time.
THEY ARE MAKING ME SPANISH TOMMOROW.
To those among you presently grappling with the recent accusations of cannibalism against me, I would like to offer TWO think pieces to tickle your budding minds. First: is it cannibalism to consume a member of a totally distinct sapient species? Secondly: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f349bad3640d.png
The next time you suspect somebody of cannibalism or cannibalism-related crimes, consider paying a local gumshoe to look into the case. You never know what you may uncover.
One of the very few things in which I will not partake.
obama is in my replies being fucking reasonable and i have no idea what to do #stagefright
Oh fuck. I been out for 6 hours. The fuck? OH FUCK OH FUCK IT WAS THE SANDWICH.
(( THEY HAD TO BE PUT DOWN THEIR ANKLE BROKE you can't help a horse with a broken ankle.... it was so sad, i still can't believe website died...
(( addicted to this site. made it up to 9 characters. god, i love it here you guys are so funny
laying on my tummy kicking my feet smiling ect I should put packing tape on the bottoms of his shoooess
OWWWW-UH!
i cracked my head on the floor and it hurt :(
I've had my head in real estate listings all day. I need a break. Hello, Chittr.
Get it twisted. If you lock in you can do anything. Your actions impact nothing. Your fate is predetermined. The only thing you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to. The world is a playground designed for you and only you. If you wait 90 minutes to wake up to drink your first cup of coffee nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your mouth when you fall asleep nothing can stop you. You are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean nothing to god if they even exist. You’re a rounding error. You’re two pennies on a fortune 500 company’s balance sheet. They don’t care about you in the slightest. Everyone gets what they deserve in life. If you put effort in you can achieve anything. Successful people are better people. The circumstances of your birth determine where you are going to go. Nothing else matters at all. You’re own level of education. Your attitude. Your level of effort. Your credentials.
slams fist on the table. i am so bad at the 8 letter words on wordless. completely fucked it up.
CALL OUT POST. @THESUFFERER PRETENDS HE IS AGAINST SUFFERING. BUT EVERY NIGHT. I SUFFER. AND I SUFFER. SHREDDING YOUR PLANET BETWEEN MY CLAWS. LIKE WRINGING BLOOD FROM CARPET. TRYING TO HUNT HIM DOWN. FOR PERFECTLY INNOCENT REASONS. OF LITTLE IMPORTANCE. IF HE REALLY CARED. ABOUT POOR. OVERWORKED. ABUSED. STEPPED ON RUSTBLOODS. HE WOULD POST HIS LOCATION.
Get outta my cookie jar.
Yeah as if I'd let you in on it. ARE YOU THE ONE STEALING MY WIRES?
You are not plugging those in.
I can and I am and I already did. AW FUCK ANOTHER WIRE I GOTTA REPLACE.
i dont think i want to be covered in oil
pahjmhusk slipn out of my ffonds camera fuckd
totally unrelated to the current trend on my timeline right now but just reminding everyone that if you post a link to an image in the chit text box the image will show up for everyone allowing everyone and me included to see what the image is maybe what youre doing right now (tags: #oilingup, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
<> Let's see if making an account on this moronic website pays off shall we?
<> I've barely been here ten minutes and already I feel as though I may be developing an ulcer.
I'll beat em up, just point me in the direction.
Nononononononoimonlyat180bpmsIvestillgotlike100bpmsbeforeitgetstoodangerous.
Should've known you'd learn nothing from last time.
Sorry, I can't it's off limits to allow outsiders into our caverns.. Maybe she isn't cut out for this.. I apologize.
Keep your spirits up in this trying time. Ego sum ira Domini.
My fair lady i will go to bat for you.
i would kill four you, rankmaid-sensei.
:33< they hate mew beclaws they aint mew rankmaid-sensei
Yȯu'vė gȯt this Raṅkmaid!! Yȯu'rė iṅcrėdibly bravė :3c
AIN'T HAPPENING CHUMP.
Took a nap in hyperspeed and slept like 5 real days in 3 hours. What's happening!
About to drink a gallon of coffee. AYOOOOOO.
i knew a day would come where my life would be threatened due to my brave posts but worry not fans rankmaid-sensei will not falter even in these frightening times ( tags: The Rankmaid/Scary DM From Pretty Woman, veiled threats, bravery, archive rating: T)
I'm so goddamn tired. So tired. Either need someone to snuff out or a weekend away.
shitpeta i am not a secret pomni
some of these fuckers think they're such hot shit until they remember what my time thing actually is and that i don't have to be looking at them to shoot them good. >:(
I'm staying out of this.
Sweet fucking Skaia. I don't envy what the Sevens will be dealing with.
i can only promise to try!
Might wanna get a tarp, Itchy's going on a rampage. About to go beat some sense into him.
#FeltManorPSA
Anyone who makes a mess with those fucking paint guns, I'm expecting to clean it up. No exceptions. Yes, this includes laundry of anyone you shoot. No, I don't care if it was an accident. No, I don't care if you were trying to shoot someone else. No, I don't care if you didn't shoot it but bumped into it so it "doesn't count because it wasn't with the gun" yes it fucking does. Any arguments I'm throwing all that shit out and you're all paying four back.
I'm going 7o kill somebody.
You're going to kill somebody.
LOOKING BACK. IT IS INEVITABLE. THAT PAST ME WOULD FALL FOR A GAY GUY. WE WERE RAISED BY 14 GAY GUYS. AND A CURSED ORB. THINKING BACK. NOT SURE IF I KNEW. THERE WAS ANY OTHER KIND OF GUY. UNTIL THAT ONE TIME. I WALKED IN ON KURLOZ. #SOHAPPYFORYOUBUDDY #NOTMADABOUTYOURUNDYINGLOVE #NOTJEALOUS #NOTBITTER
[[in deep inconsolable despair right now because i have to be at work 9 hours from now and therefore must sleep but i want to be drawing miss maam instead. truly none have ever suffered such as i.]]
a moment of silence for website the horse, please...
I got him out. It's fine. Place is still closed though.
>>| stop running from the truth. .it was .a whole divorce play here.
I'm making a new batch with this recipe I found online. It'll be done in an hour.
Hm.
MMMMAAAAYYYYYBBBBBEEE YYYOOOOUUUU SSSSHHHHHOOOOUUULLLDDD PPPUUUTTT LLLEEESSS GGGGRRRASSS IIIINN TTTTHHHEEEMMM
https://i.postimg.cc/52DTQq91/A37B1C59-F1CD-4A8C-8D21-5D95E9DB94A1.png #horror
CCCRRROOOOBBBAAAARRRR SSSAAAVVVEEEDDDD MMMMEEEEEEEEE FFFFFRRRRROOOOOOMMMMMM TTTTHHHHHHEEEEEEE DDDDDDDOOOOOOOORRRRRR <<<<33333
That's why Crowbars the best. Always rely on that fella.
#FeltManorPSA Load up, boys. Got an imp, might have more. Time for an extermination sweep.
#feltmanorpsa at least it's lime flavored jello this time.
Lord damn it.
@misterSeven boss we got imps again.
It's truly a shame but it's fine because once the moms get to know me their jealousy melts into something warmer, a fond appreciation for my cute lolcat nature. "I can haz milkies?" I ask of the moms, and the moms either provide me a dish full of milk (yum!) or breasts (yowza! #nsfw) because I am such a good kitty. Anyway I look forward to our dinner tomorrow! I will wear my nicest princess dress and also the silly cone hat of course.
Okay, now I'm lost. What's a 7WINK.
This is not the SECOND TIME I've said this exact thing. It's just ADJACENT TO THE FIRST ONE.
It's worth considering you may be having a stroke.
LOST MY TIME MACHINE! #DEVASTATED
Evening Mr Dos!
it's everyone's favorite blue boy!!
hhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooo eeeeeeeevvvveeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrryyyyy oooooooooonnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeee \\\\\\\\\
IIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAMMMMMM SSSSSSSSSOOOOOO HAPPPY TOOOOOOO SEEE EVEEERRRYYYYYY OOOONEE
All waters are considered free....... It's the sea.
If I had the time, Snow, I would in a heartbeat.
all diamonds droogs s7ay 7he fuck away from me
Unfortunately I would say that.
i need 7o lay down
I have acquired the deed to our base, after whatever went on with the facsimile we are agreeing to call a DD.
Never been so relaxed while having my coffee.
POINT AND LAUGH EVERYONE.
Being down bad is a pitiful look on you. Do something more hateful or endearing maybe and I'll consider freeing up my busy schedule of not giving a fuck.
Spades, this is sad.
which lalonde, slick? there's qUite a lot of Us these days.
Just make sure you're living up to the reputation. That's all.
Why were you IN 7HERE.
Cope and seethe.
@problemSleuth Door's open.
lalalalala can't hear you over the caramel latte and mocha biscotti im enjoying with her
Oh no I treat women well and don't yell at them like you do so Miss Snowman's probably gonna be polite to me in turn instead of cruel to me like she is with you I'm so fuckin scared >:P
I dunno what Slick's on about, Miss Snowman's great company
What did you do besides the aforementioned "nuh uh"
I... Would not be against this in it's entirety.
you have the opportunity to come do the funniest thing midnight city has ever seen.
I did not.
you didn't say no leprechauns.
yeah ok.
having a bad day?
Look at this man. Look how deep in the denial he is.
what do you mean ive only veen asleeo for 4 hours man i need to go back in the sleep oven im not done slrrp coojing
I've come to make an announcement: Spades Slick is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he got the crew evicted. That's right, he ignored all information relating to property ownership of our base and he said that this was "my responsibility", and I said "maybe you should have given me the goddamn documents so I could handle it" so I'm making a callout post on my Chittr.ing: Spades Slick, you've got a small brain. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my brain looks like. (It's bigger).
I can take care of her. Don't worry.
ALL MY FORT SUPPLIES ARE TRAPPED IN MY OFFICE
It does! Going out for a walk with Miss Universe!
You're a smart girl. Logical. Sensible. Never say this to me again.
I'll ponder it for a while longer.
I should pick up some new hobbies, now that I have so much more free time.
You any good at picking locks?
augh i can't see the rest of my notifications. this is terrible.
Currently accepting expressions of interest from potential employers. I have a robust resume including prestigious service as part of the Derse Kingdom, long-standing reputation within my local community, and a high Kult score. DM if interested. No Slicks.
Just because I know how to treat dames and you don't doesn't mean you gotta be rude
I'll be as obedient as a dog, ma'am! See you there!
I could go for a bit of fresh air if you're lookin for company, ma'am!
Consider this carefully. It's really expensive to repair.
I'm officially on a sabbatical.
midnight crew divorce goes crazy
Why do I even try.
You actually have no idea what you're talking about.
We are being evicted.
Look at this face. Look how livid I am right now. -_-
I am actually going to conspire to kill my boss (for the second time).
AND I STAY PRESENT. FUCK YOU.
NOT YET.
no reason! might mean im more careful about scuffing things if i wind up visiting by mistake.
I raised her so well.
Guess I'm moving into one of my secret haunts.
Politely disagree. I have done nothing wrong and none of this reflects poorly on me.
You guys are a team so you all gotta take responsibility that's how it works that's why Ace and Pickle get roped into my messes too
This is Spades' fault. Not ours.
YOU CAN'T SILENCE JUSTICE, YOU SCOUNDREL
Who the hell are we renting the base from.
i know i open my fat mouth a lot and ask a lotta stupid questions but even I know that some of the questions I've got are a death sentence. Socially and maybe Literally. That's not gonna stop me from posting about the concept of forbidden questions, though. Remember, Tadpoles: Stay foolish, Stay hungry. 💪
I have not posted anything unprofessional. Do not look up my posts to confirm this.
Nothing feels as good as posting so well that somebody threatens your death. I'm never logging off.
I do have good taste. Everybody who says that about me is factually correct.
You want to see Die Clover Trace Snowman Die Itchy Die Stitch Crowbar Die Itchy Fin Biscuits Trace Fin Stitch Biscuits Trace Snowman Die Clover Stitch Doze Fin Fin Itchy Die Snowman Stitch Myself Biscuits Clover Die Die Itchy Die Doze Casey Clover Itchy Die Clover Die Itchy Stitch Crowbar Die Itchy Stitch Doze Die Itchy Stitch Doze Die Snowman Die myself Casey Die Itchy Stitch Clover Die Clover Die Die Itchy Die Crowbar Stitch Itchy Stitch Clover Stitch Clover Trace Itchy Trace Doze Fin Snowman Itchy Die Die Clover Clover Clover Eggs and Crobar?
I can hear that damn shortie clacking away at his device from across the whole damn town. It's going to be an absolute wall of charm filth.
You put a record or two on and suddenly you forget to watch this website like a no-life townie.
i could theoretically make a tierlist of the other felt but i worry that somebody's gonna get on my case for my opinions. not that the idea of doing that is fresh or whatever. i looked on crowbar's profile and saw he did one.
trust me, He is nice enough on his own, But he is exhausting to live with. Have you ever had to deal with nigh infinite time paradox clones? There's a reason he's paired with Eggs.
My tierlist. I don't think I need to give any more information. https://file.garden/acK8PJEeCA54DUL7/tierlist%20with%20my%20whimsy%20added.png
I think it's because the website's made for a troll.. Don't worry, one day we'll make our own website. With blackjack. and hookers. and charms.
WOW I DIDNT NEED TO KNOW THAT GOOD LUCK SPEEDSTER!
>my reddit lusus just started crying over the amazing digital circus
-_-
Are you people seriously afraid of DMs.
quadsmearifn is wht i call it whn i drnk n drive #substance #imsoberiprommy #THISISAJOKE
Oh okay well then it's going out the window
I am actually. It's raining outside.
I KNOW THE TIME MACHINE! IF I SIT IN THERE ILL POP OUT EXACTLY AT 8 I JUST NEED TO WAIT A FEW HOURS!
GOD DAMN IT BISCUITS!
HEY BITCH FACE. I LOVE YOU AND ALL. BUT I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE A LUNCH DATE WITH SAWBUCK. GETACLUEYOUFKCINGCIBSKLDJFAHKRF:ASJFKSDLF:JSDKLFSDH BISCUITSFORBRAINS.
Hrngh #nsf\/\/\/\/ https://imgur.com/PD758OJ
Same as it ever was, hm.
Do any of you fuck with mild-mannered Dersite men.
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They call me Diamonds because you die. Monds.
ITSNOTACCURATEATALLIMONTHEFUCKINGFTIER ARE YOSUDFLKJSDFHAKLSAJMFASDNAS:
Surprisingly reasonable list.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Walking the streets looking for a light fight to get into and people keep saying "pardon me", "sorry for the inconvenience," "oh god not you look I'll just head the other way". Something's up with this town tonight.
No the FUCK they aren't
Where the fuck is eleven we've got too many fires going on in this lordforsaken manor.
The Lash should be able to like his own posts. I posted it, so clearly it's worthy of me liking it.
My toe hurts :/ :/
if i forget to follow a felt member no i didnt, i just didnt see you
My favorite part of this site (any why I has no other accounts) is that I can pity the posts. Because that's what you deserve, pity, pity for having to live with the fact that you aren't The Lash.
Good afternoon everyone! I feel that today is a great day to try new things! Might try out a new mixer once I'm done with my boozey afternoon tea! #momlife #substance #substances #cookingwithmama
No, it's. It's fine, ma'am.
pitting damara and karkat against eachother. karkat will win. i haven't consulted him just yet.
Of all the nights to have insomnia. Die hasn't stopped crying for god knows how long.
I'm thinking of a mystery person. Their name starts with a letter that falls somewhere between A and Z, who exists within a physical or metaphysical space, and either likes, dislikes, or is neutral on pistachios.
It's not impressive, miss. It's simply what it is.