♦ pitied by @blackestQuasar
A brief summary. #Iwantcandy The simple matter is I did want the candy. But they did not want to share. It would have been unwise.
No shit that didn't work. It's just painting over whatever caused him to lose color in the first place. God. 7he train of thought for some people. Does anybody know where he is right now?
I don't think we fixed Eggs.
what's with the sudden height trend..? y꥟u are all always up t꥟ s꥟mething.
im going to bed. probabbly gonna get bedhead. ill deal with that in the morning.
i feel so much better now that i dont have green dye up my nose and in my eyes
what happened (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, hello, can anyone hear me, where am i right now, who am i, archive rating: 🍭)
ii thinbgk i have a concussion my spheres are vvery sore and i cant really remember anything other than hatesnogging troll bruno marss murderer last night tthat was insane (tags: The Rankmaid/Juju, #nsfw, #icame, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, #idontwantanymorecandyplease, archive rating: 🍭) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de89e459278e.jpeg
my arm is annoying me.
i am mrnhp fucking dirt. i am back i mean, i just blacked out and i wake up in a fucking coffin underground, i had to dig myself out of there. this has to be the fucking felts doing @itchy @bubbleblower @misterseven @decomposingdissolution this time i will fucking kill you all fucking green morons
yeah wow glad i didnt give it a second shot.
Diamonds Droog.
Alright I figure someone here will be honest and forthwith about it. Is there something about calling someone a “goon” suddenly? I suppose it is a funny sounding word but I can’t imagine what’s so funny about calling someone it.
What ELSE are we supposed to be callin' all the mob henchmen around here? It's just got such a unique derogatory feelin'!
damn 4/13 on a monday. thats gonna be frustrating
still pissed at my feathers getting fucked up again this morning like i just molted and now ive gotta actively fix them again already #birdproblems #help
a well-dressed man with a cueball for a head
It's more titty than I've seen in fifteen years.
i was busy nursing panic attacks but i think im ready to face this normal day now! 0v0” (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, normal, archive rating: G)
i should have told him to count down from 200 im so stupid im so stupid im sostupid (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, vagueposting, archive rating: M)
No, I want to blow up this place. Where is it?
No! The one time I need to actually use this shaving cream. What dastardly villain has replaced this with whipped cream?
What a lovely day to be at The Felt Mansion. https://dynamic-media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-o/17/01/08/bb/20190323-182935-largejpg.jpg?w=1200&h=1200&s=1
WHY IS IT CHOCOLATE!? Why is EVERYTHING Cake or Chocolate in this house!? I'm staying in my room. If you enter it you will be suffering a consequence. I will teleport you to the other moon and leave you there.
....How on earth does this record still play? I'm actually a little impressed. I'm still hurting whoever did this, but you may be spared from death.
1 w1ll l3t c1t1z3ns cuff M3 for 4 ch4ng3. Th1s 1s not 1nt3nd3d to sound wrong. 1 r3gr3t s4y1ng th1s.
You’re just. Different now. Just clean the confetti, Eggs
Is there something on my face? Or have I done something wrong? I don't mean to upset anybody.
He’s more competent now but whatever happened to Eggs is starting to unsettle.
OH YOU ALL MUST GO AND SEE WHAT LIES IN THE LIME ROOM!
THIS IS THE SORT OF JAPERY YOU HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR TODAY!
Sometimes it just feels nice to scrape one’s shell a bit that’s all
Headed back to the station because SOMEBODY, not naming names, wants more monsters. All poking fun aside any other stripes n' solids else want anything?
Enjoying a nice whiskey, relaxing. Perfect night to not have to fend off an attack. #substances
updat.... the #substance haz indeed had. an effect. . ... .. .
people like you make me angrier.
how all seeing is all seeing, if it comes to that?
Would you be interested in hunting down one of the unlucky sons of bitches overdue on paying us.
busy taking it out on the couch.
also that movie sucked ass. fucking sappy shit. i thought i was gonna see more death and explosions but no. fuck them and their fucking spawns.
I HOPED. WHEN YOU SAID IT WAS OBSCENE. IT WOULD BE SOMETHING MORE FUN. THAN A BUNCH OF BLOOD. FOR ME TO WRING OUT OF THE CARPET.
(( you can not see it as it's in dm's, but i have wrote mindfang to be the first troll in history to have father issues (lmfao) ))
Sigh... Here lies Biscuits #874236844126821445632... In the middle of a hallway... I should get this to Stitch... A Sawbucks work is never done!
that's what freedom does.
Update: Attempts to break out of this room have proved unsuccessful. Randomly shooting through the wall only resulted in being asked to quiet down. I'm running out of emergency Swedish Fish to chew on. At least I have the fidget toy I picked up the other day.
I love canons dearly, I wish I could seperate canon and oc feeds so bad.
TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUUU IIIIIIIII GGGGOOOOOOOTTTTTTT SSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
might go back to sleep.
so you're saying you'd hold them too.
Standard breast-having behavior, I believe.
just woke up. it's 1 pm.
You'll have to excuse my a8sence this evening; a svelte, starlight‑clad woman in 8lack is in pursuit, and I am far from foolish enough to 8etray my wherea8outs.
Should have kept a harmonica in my inventory. The saxophone doesn't really fit the imprisonment aesthetic.
(( Hey, I'm curious! How many of you HAVE or HAVE NOT read the intermission / remember the intermission that introduced leprechauns? (( Gimme a pity if you know The Felt or a mediate if you don't
someone do something exciting that doesn't involve me having to get up off my ass (like droog getting kidnapped).
I have been posting for minutes about vandalizing the manor. There are context clues. Never mind. Leave me. I'll just take it as it comes.
fucking idiot. where are you?
Why are we talking over text when you have me captured.
Jade control your child they are blocking everyone
Appreciated.
Can I have it back now.
i'm never going back to the felt manor.
So I may have been caught.
Just saw Eggs use the word “miasma” correctly. Am I having a stroke?
Back at it. High Hoe or whatever the humans say.
Why would you lie to eggs like this
OH ITCHY THANK GODDNESS YOURE ALIVE I MISSED YOU SO MUCH
Do I seriously have to say it again? I'M NOT DEAD. IM ALIVE. IT'S ME ITCHIBOLD SHAMELESS IVORY.
It's important to pay respects, despite my differences.
Yeah, I got a patch dedicated to stuff like this.
oh thats just the miasma that permeates all intelligent life
Just. A few more minutes please. Please. And I'll be there.
What I wouldn't give for a nice massage.
Everyone come together We need to throw a funeral for Itchy
Got my caffeine drip on, put that shit in an IV. I'll le swoooooooooon.
Right then. Time for a cup. I don't wanna see any of your knuckleheads interrupting me for the next thirty minutes. Snowman is keeping an eye out so don't think you're off the hook.
Honestly, if you could? I can handle the paperwork, I just can't handle another goddamn disaster in a kitchen, bathroom or god knows where else. Could you just keep an eye out for spot fires, figure of speech, for an hour or so?
It's a perfect place, isn't it.
1'v3 n3v3r f3lt mor3 comp3ll3d to do som3th1ng mor3 1n my 3nt1r3 l1f3 4nd 1'v3 b33n d3d1c4t1ng h4lf of 1t 1nto b3com1ng th3 gr34t3st L3g1sl4c3r4tor trollk1nd h4s 3v3r s33n.
I AM JUST YANKIN YER CHAIN. THINK WE ARE OUT OF EGGS THOUGH.
NAH. NOT HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
How about you handle this [NOT BOTHERING TO FINISH THIS JOKE.]
I'm going to respond to this seriously, so that I am free to respond with something stupid in the following comment. If you want me to walk up to the doors and try to infiltrate, then fine. I could.
HOW ABOUT YOU HANDLE THE FELT BUB. WE GOT PLANS.
Make her a member of the [REDACTED] Wah wah wah wah wawah wah wah wah waaaaah
bring your wife and trouble it could never trouble you~
giving the kid a day off from the torture labyrinth.
Eggs, milk, butter, and loose bullets acquired. Going to see if I can get a few ties too.
i hope an update in the future allows you to mark your entire account as #nsfw i feel like that might be helpful i feel very terrible when i accidentally mistag 0n0"
YOU TAUGHT ME. CHIEFLY. HOW TO OVERCOME VARIOUS TORTURES. BY ENJOYING THEM. TO THE POINT. THAT THE TORTURER BECOMES UNCOMFORTABLE. AND SURRENDERS. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A DEMONSTRATION.
I WILL USE EVERY BONE IN MY BODY TO BREAK YERS.
I WILL NOT REST. UNTIL MY KULL SCORE IS THE HIGHEST. MAKING ME OFFICIALLY. THE MOST LOATHED BITCH ON CHITTR. I TAKE THIS DUTY. MORE SERIOUSLY. THAN MY "REAL JOB."
....i can't tell if they're flirting or not. #vagueposting
Rabid motherfucker. Wasn't like you didn't get *hit.*
Disregard the previous post, my device seems to have had an error.
Ah. It's a pandemic.
,
Uh... Holy shit. That sounds. Kinda hot.
Well said.
absolutely not unless you wanna take care of my kid man
The number of immediate reactions to that post left the notification limit, and I cannot see all of the apparent volunteers. Stunning.
I'm not interested in ending a universe tonight.
SEE. NOT EVEN A MEMBER OF THE COMMUNITY. BOO THIS HANDSOME MAN.
What the hell do those letters even mean.
DONOTEVENTALKTOMEIHATEEVERYSINGLEONEOFYOU.
Hm.
WHAT??????????????????????????????????????????????
There is a thin cat wandering the streets around the base. I wonder if its owner cared enough to even look for it.
YER ALRIGHT FER A DAME. SKIP THOSE ASSHOLES AND COME HANG WITH A REAL CREW.
deuce is still my favorite.
I am not making enough money. This single dollar doesn't cover shit.
HOW'S THAT FUTURE PROBLEM GOING. PAST ME. OH LOOK. IT'S A PRESENT PROBLEM NOW. FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS.
whØever suggested i spill sØy sauce. i hate yØu.
Diamonds Droog.
clover.
TOO MANY FELT. KILLING THEM LATER. #NSFWV #NOSAFEFELTWEAKLINGS
y0u kn0w a chitt is a little t00 real when it gets m0re pities than anything else.
i don't like to bandy my narrative sway aboUt very mUch. bUt i will do what i mUst to protect my daUghter. coUnt on that, scratch.
I would crimepost but I think I'm done upsetting people for one day
Crimeposting over. Act natural.
i am gØing tØ spill sØmething Øn the flØØr. and nØt clean it up. crime.
I )(ave to admit, some of my fronds' ancestors are really, really attractive. I'm staring at C)(ittr and )(ave to conc)(vince myself to take breaks. #omc! #glubposting
RANKMAID MAKES ME FEEL THINGS. I HAVE NEVER FELT BEFORE. OFTEN. I HAVE MADE OUT. TOPLESS. AT THE CLOWN RAVE. WITH SOME USELESS BROAD. FOR THE CHEERS AND SCREAMS. OF THE ADORING PUBLIC. BUT NEVER BEFORE. HAVE I FELT. RESPECT. ADMIRATION. EVEN LUST. FOR THE ROTTEN MIND. OF A FELLOW TWISTED BITCH. IN A WAY. THAT IS NOT MOTIVATED. BY MALE ATTENTION. @ARCHIVEADDICT HOW DO YOU FEEL. ABOUT #NSFW #FEMSLASH.
I'm glad it's remedied now!! This one's a good one. I'm typically a warm-type romance only sort of woman, buuut.. Well. I can enjoy thinking.
why was i not following you already!!!!!!! You're doing crazy work out here!!
He would never do that.
I suddenly need a really, really tall scotch.
all of my full chitfics have been demure in their suggestiveness but this helmsman piece im working on is just straight lewd gomen my friends (tags: Helmsman/Anonymous, overstim, restraints, psionics, please just touch it, my hands are so sweaty, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
Just be yourself! Kill the host. Kill the host. Kill the host. Kill the host. Kill the host.
nanna its ok! most of them cant really touch me in a dirty fight, let alone a clean one. besides im too fun!
i kinda wanna visit the manor again that was fun. i could bring snacks!
I would like to RSVP as disinclined and unwilling to attend.
And I thought I was the pussy here.
Let's all fucking kill this guy! :3
im really really really really excited to go to this gathering but i havent been around other people in a very very long time other than visiting tavross trees im very bad at talking to people and get very sweaty and say things that people think are very weird on accident i know that a lot of you are very popular and go to parties a lot so can you maybe give me some pointers 0v0"
rabbit trying to avoid paying taxes by hiding his shop: "see? no bunny business!"
tØ the felt. there are baked gØØds in the chartreuse kitchen. they turned Øut Økay. clØver helped.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ "Target's head has been confirmed demolished." is an insane way to phrase that. That was a good finale. ]
i bought something special for 10k kult! i hope it fits 0v0"
https://64.media.tumblr.com/e6ba487a25e7c3cb15e4cbe70d6270d8/0650f65d399f4813-7a/s1280x1920/d7322a2fec5bd3e0138f204da58daae0daded702.jpg I'm heading out. Fuck it.
Don't text nor call me unless it's important.
Wowie I've got a major fucking headache. Anyone got something for that?
Nothing in here has brought joy so far.
i dØn't think i've seen a gØØd pØst here.
i was busy scrounging up enough money to buy that special gift for myself i wonder what the timeline has been talking about since ive been gone (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, new update?, #nsfw, #nsfwe, archive rating: P)
are men even int꥟ buttstuff anym꥟re. has the w꥟rld g꥟tten this bad. #nsfw
Clowns? Hm, is that what people are into these nights? No wonder Slick is so popular lately.
Fuck my second life. #again
#feltmanorpsa now that the pool is de-jello'd, and while the cleaners are doing their thing inside, i set up the heat pumps to near-jacuzzi levels so everyone can come wash off their paint. the yellow ink is nooootttt coming out easy in my case but you know, that's fine.
The cruel jade harley once again bullies ME the great and lovable jack with her damn frogs Im preparing the secret weapon
I am pleased to announce that we have reached a settlement with Crockercorp that we feel satisfied with and that they didn't agree to. We thank you all for your support during this turbulent time.
THEY ARE MAKING ME SPANISH TOMMOROW.
To those among you presently grappling with the recent accusations of cannibalism against me, I would like to offer TWO think pieces to tickle your budding minds. First: is it cannibalism to consume a member of a totally distinct sapient species? Secondly: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f349bad3640d.png
The next time you suspect somebody of cannibalism or cannibalism-related crimes, consider paying a local gumshoe to look into the case. You never know what you may uncover.
One of the very few things in which I will not partake.
obama is in my replies being fucking reasonable and i have no idea what to do #stagefright
Oh fuck. I been out for 6 hours. The fuck? OH FUCK OH FUCK IT WAS THE SANDWICH.
(( THEY HAD TO BE PUT DOWN THEIR ANKLE BROKE you can't help a horse with a broken ankle.... it was so sad, i still can't believe website died...
(( addicted to this site. made it up to 9 characters. god, i love it here you guys are so funny
laying on my tummy kicking my feet smiling ect I should put packing tape on the bottoms of his shoooess
I've had my head in real estate listings all day. I need a break. Hello, Chittr.
Get it twisted. If you lock in you can do anything. Your actions impact nothing. Your fate is predetermined. The only thing you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to. The world is a playground designed for you and only you. If you wait 90 minutes to wake up to drink your first cup of coffee nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your mouth when you fall asleep nothing can stop you. You are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean nothing to god if they even exist. You’re a rounding error. You’re two pennies on a fortune 500 company’s balance sheet. They don’t care about you in the slightest. Everyone gets what they deserve in life. If you put effort in you can achieve anything. Successful people are better people. The circumstances of your birth determine where you are going to go. Nothing else matters at all. You’re own level of education. Your attitude. Your level of effort. Your credentials.
taking cØmmissiØns. yØu give me 10 bØØnbucks. and i dØ nØthing. :)
slams fist on the table. i am so bad at the 8 letter words on wordless. completely fucked it up.
CALL OUT POST. @THESUFFERER PRETENDS HE IS AGAINST SUFFERING. BUT EVERY NIGHT. I SUFFER. AND I SUFFER. SHREDDING YOUR PLANET BETWEEN MY CLAWS. LIKE WRINGING BLOOD FROM CARPET. TRYING TO HUNT HIM DOWN. FOR PERFECTLY INNOCENT REASONS. OF LITTLE IMPORTANCE. IF HE REALLY CARED. ABOUT POOR. OVERWORKED. ABUSED. STEPPED ON RUSTBLOODS. HE WOULD POST HIS LOCATION.
Get outta my cookie jar.
Yeah as if I'd let you in on it. ARE YOU THE ONE STEALING MY WIRES?
I can and I am and I already did. AW FUCK ANOTHER WIRE I GOTTA REPLACE.
pahjmhusk slipn out of my ffonds camera fuckd
totally unrelated to the current trend on my timeline right now but just reminding everyone that if you post a link to an image in the chit text box the image will show up for everyone allowing everyone and me included to see what the image is maybe what youre doing right now (tags: #oilingup, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
<> Let's see if making an account on this moronic website pays off shall we?
<> I've barely been here ten minutes and already I feel as though I may be developing an ulcer.
I'mrealtoughnoonecanfuckwithme.
I'll beat em up, just point me in the direction.
Nononononononoimonlyat180bpmsIvestillgotlike100bpmsbeforeitgetstoodangerous.
Should've known you'd learn nothing from last time.
Sorry, I can't it's off limits to allow outsiders into our caverns.. Maybe she isn't cut out for this.. I apologize.
Keep your spirits up in this trying time. Ego sum ira Domini.
My fair lady i will go to bat for you.
i would kill four you, rankmaid-sensei.
:33< they hate mew beclaws they aint mew rankmaid-sensei
Yȯu'vė gȯt this Raṅkmaid!! Yȯu'rė iṅcrėdibly bravė :3c
AIN'T HAPPENING CHUMP.
WTFAREYOUTALKINGABOUT. YOU DRUGGED ME?
Took a nap in hyperspeed and slept like 5 real days in 3 hours. What's happening!
About to drink a gallon of coffee. AYOOOOOO.
i knew a day would come where my life would be threatened due to my brave posts but worry not fans rankmaid-sensei will not falter even in these frightening times ( tags: The Rankmaid/Scary DM From Pretty Woman, veiled threats, bravery, archive rating: T)
I'm so goddamn tired. So tired. Either need someone to snuff out or a weekend away.
some of these fuckers think they're such hot shit until they remember what my time thing actually is and that i don't have to be looking at them to shoot them good. >:(
I'm staying out of this.
Sweet fucking Skaia. I don't envy what the Sevens will be dealing with.
i can only promise to try!
Might wanna get a tarp, Itchy's going on a rampage. About to go beat some sense into him.
Anyone who makes a mess with those fucking paint guns, I'm expecting to clean it up. No exceptions. Yes, this includes laundry of anyone you shoot. No, I don't care if it was an accident. No, I don't care if you were trying to shoot someone else. No, I don't care if you didn't shoot it but bumped into it so it "doesn't count because it wasn't with the gun" yes it fucking does. Any arguments I'm throwing all that shit out and you're all paying four back.
I'm going 7o kill somebody.
You're going to kill somebody.
LOOKING BACK. IT IS INEVITABLE. THAT PAST ME WOULD FALL FOR A GAY GUY. WE WERE RAISED BY 14 GAY GUYS. AND A CURSED ORB. THINKING BACK. NOT SURE IF I KNEW. THERE WAS ANY OTHER KIND OF GUY. UNTIL THAT ONE TIME. I WALKED IN ON KURLOZ. #SOHAPPYFORYOUBUDDY #NOTMADABOUTYOURUNDYINGLOVE #NOTJEALOUS #NOTBITTER
[[in deep inconsolable despair right now because i have to be at work 9 hours from now and therefore must sleep but i want to be drawing miss maam instead. truly none have ever suffered such as i.]]
a moment of silence for website the horse, please...
I got him out. It's fine. Place is still closed though.
>>| stop running from the truth. .it was .a whole divorce play here.
I'm making a new batch with this recipe I found online. It'll be done in an hour.
Hm.
MMMMAAAAYYYYYBBBBBEEE YYYOOOOUUUU SSSSHHHHHOOOOUUULLLDDD PPPUUUTTT LLLEEESSS GGGGRRRASSS IIIINN TTTTHHHEEEMMM
https://i.postimg.cc/52DTQq91/A37B1C59-F1CD-4A8C-8D21-5D95E9DB94A1.png #horror
CCCRRROOOOBBBAAAARRRR SSSAAAVVVEEEDDDD MMMMEEEEEEEEE FFFFFRRRRROOOOOOMMMMMM TTTTHHHHHHEEEEEEE DDDDDDDOOOOOOOORRRRRR <<<<33333
That's why Crowbars the best. Always rely on that fella.
#FeltManorPSA Load up, boys. Got an imp, might have more. Time for an extermination sweep.
#feltmanorpsa at least it's lime flavored jello this time.
@misterSeven boss we got imps again.
It's truly a shame but it's fine because once the moms get to know me their jealousy melts into something warmer, a fond appreciation for my cute lolcat nature. "I can haz milkies?" I ask of the moms, and the moms either provide me a dish full of milk (yum!) or breasts (yowza! #nsfw) because I am such a good kitty. Anyway I look forward to our dinner tomorrow! I will wear my nicest princess dress and also the silly cone hat of course.
Okay, now I'm lost. What's a 7WINK.
This is not the SECOND TIME I've said this exact thing. It's just ADJACENT TO THE FIRST ONE.
It's worth considering you may be having a stroke.
LOST MY TIME MACHINE! #DEVASTATED
Evening Mr Dos!
it's everyone's favorite blue boy!!
hhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooo eeeeeeeevvvveeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrryyyyy oooooooooonnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeee \\\\\\\\\
IIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAMMMMMM SSSSSSSSSOOOOOO HAPPPY TOOOOOOO SEEE EVEEERRRYYYYYY OOOONEE
All waters are considered free....... It's the sea.
If I had the time, Snow, I would in a heartbeat.
all diamonds droogs s7ay 7he fuck away from me
Unfortunately I would say that.
i need 7o lay down
I have acquired the deed to our base, after whatever went on with the facsimile we are agreeing to call a DD.
Never been so relaxed while having my coffee.
POINT AND LAUGH EVERYONE.
Being down bad is a pitiful look on you. Do something more hateful or endearing maybe and I'll consider freeing up my busy schedule of not giving a fuck.
Spades, this is sad.
which lalonde, slick? there's qUite a lot of Us these days.
Just make sure you're living up to the reputation. That's all.
Why were you IN 7HERE.
Cope and seethe.
@problemSleuth Door's open.
lalalalala can't hear you over the caramel latte and mocha biscotti im enjoying with her
Oh no I treat women well and don't yell at them like you do so Miss Snowman's probably gonna be polite to me in turn instead of cruel to me like she is with you I'm so fuckin scared >:P
I dunno what Slick's on about, Miss Snowman's great company
What did you do besides the aforementioned "nuh uh"
This one can't go on the fridge, it's rude. But I can hang it in my office if you want. It's "a mood", is that what kids say?
I... Would not be against this in it's entirety.
you have the opportunity to come do the funniest thing midnight city has ever seen.
I did not.
you didn't say no leprechauns.
having a bad day?
Look at this man. Look how deep in the denial he is.
what do you mean ive only veen asleeo for 4 hours man i need to go back in the sleep oven im not done slrrp coojing
I've come to make an announcement: Spades Slick is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he got the crew evicted. That's right, he ignored all information relating to property ownership of our base and he said that this was "my responsibility", and I said "maybe you should have given me the goddamn documents so I could handle it" so I'm making a callout post on my Chittr.ing: Spades Slick, you've got a small brain. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my brain looks like. (It's bigger).
Resilience against your attitude, maybe.
Unlike you, I like to monitor my kid's progress instead of leaving her in spike pit daycare.
I can take care of her. Don't worry.
ALL MY FORT SUPPLIES ARE TRAPPED IN MY OFFICE
It does! Going out for a walk with Miss Universe!
You're a smart girl. Logical. Sensible. Never say this to me again.
I'll ponder it for a while longer.
I should pick up some new hobbies, now that I have so much more free time.
You any good at picking locks?
augh i can't see the rest of my notifications. this is terrible.
Currently accepting expressions of interest from potential employers. I have a robust resume including prestigious service as part of the Derse Kingdom, long-standing reputation within my local community, and a high Kult score. DM if interested. No Slicks.
Just because I know how to treat dames and you don't doesn't mean you gotta be rude
I'll be as obedient as a dog, ma'am! See you there!
I could go for a bit of fresh air if you're lookin for company, ma'am!
Consider this carefully. It's really expensive to repair.
I'm officially on a sabbatical.
midnight crew divorce goes crazy
Why do I even try.
You actually have no idea what you're talking about.
We are being evicted.
Look at this face. Look how livid I am right now. -_-
I am actually going to conspire to kill my boss (for the second time).
AND I STAY PRESENT. FUCK YOU.
NOT YET.
no reason! might mean im more careful about scuffing things if i wind up visiting by mistake.
I raised her so well.
Guess I'm moving into one of my secret haunts.
Politely disagree. I have done nothing wrong and none of this reflects poorly on me.
You guys are a team so you all gotta take responsibility that's how it works that's why Ace and Pickle get roped into my messes too
This is Spades' fault. Not ours.
YOU CAN'T SILENCE JUSTICE, YOU SCOUNDREL
Who the hell are we renting the base from.
i know i open my fat mouth a lot and ask a lotta stupid questions but even I know that some of the questions I've got are a death sentence. Socially and maybe Literally. That's not gonna stop me from posting about the concept of forbidden questions, though. Remember, Tadpoles: Stay foolish, Stay hungry. 💪
I have not posted anything unprofessional. Do not look up my posts to confirm this.
Nothing feels as good as posting so well that somebody threatens your death. I'm never logging off.
I do have good taste. Everybody who says that about me is factually correct.
You want to see Die Clover Trace Snowman Die Itchy Die Stitch Crowbar Die Itchy Fin Biscuits Trace Fin Stitch Biscuits Trace Snowman Die Clover Stitch Doze Fin Fin Itchy Die Snowman Stitch Myself Biscuits Clover Die Die Itchy Die Doze Casey Clover Itchy Die Clover Die Itchy Stitch Crowbar Die Itchy Stitch Doze Die Itchy Stitch Doze Die Snowman Die myself Casey Die Itchy Stitch Clover Die Clover Die Die Itchy Die Crowbar Stitch Itchy Stitch Clover Stitch Clover Trace Itchy Trace Doze Fin Snowman Itchy Die Die Clover Clover Clover Eggs and Crobar?
I can hear that damn shortie clacking away at his device from across the whole damn town. It's going to be an absolute wall of charm filth.
You put a record or two on and suddenly you forget to watch this website like a no-life townie.
i could theoretically make a tierlist of the other felt but i worry that somebody's gonna get on my case for my opinions. not that the idea of doing that is fresh or whatever. i looked on crowbar's profile and saw he did one.
trust me, He is nice enough on his own, But he is exhausting to live with. Have you ever had to deal with nigh infinite time paradox clones? There's a reason he's paired with Eggs.
My tierlist. I don't think I need to give any more information. https://file.garden/acK8PJEeCA54DUL7/tierlist%20with%20my%20whimsy%20added.png
I think it's because the website's made for a troll.. Don't worry, one day we'll make our own website. With blackjack. and hookers. and charms.
>my reddit lusus just started crying over the amazing digital circus
Are you people seriously afraid of DMs.
quadsmearifn is wht i call it whn i drnk n drive #substance #imsoberiprommy #THISISAJOKE
I am actually. It's raining outside.
I KNOW THE TIME MACHINE! IF I SIT IN THERE ILL POP OUT EXACTLY AT 8 I JUST NEED TO WAIT A FEW HOURS!
HEY BITCH FACE. I LOVE YOU AND ALL. BUT I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE A LUNCH DATE WITH SAWBUCK. GETACLUEYOUFKCINGCIBSKLDJFAHKRF:ASJFKSDLF:JSDKLFSDH BISCUITSFORBRAINS.
Hrngh #nsf\/\/\/\/ https://imgur.com/PD758OJ
Same as it ever was, hm.
Do any of you fuck with mild-mannered Dersite men.
It ppisses mme off wwhen ppeople gget sstabbed or impaled in sshows and tthey rremove tthe object llike bbitch yyou're ggoing tto ddie if yyou ddo tthat and yyou ddon't llook as hhot~<
They call me Diamonds because you die. Monds.
ITSNOTACCURATEATALLIMONTHEFUCKINGFTIER ARE YOSUDFLKJSDFHAKLSAJMFASDNAS:
Surprisingly reasonable list.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Walking the streets looking for a light fight to get into and people keep saying "pardon me", "sorry for the inconvenience," "oh god not you look I'll just head the other way". Something's up with this town tonight.
No the FUCK they aren't
Where the fuck is eleven we've got too many fires going on in this lordforsaken manor.
The Lash should be able to like his own posts. I posted it, so clearly it's worthy of me liking it.
if i forget to follow a felt member no i didnt, i just didnt see you
My favorite part of this site (any why I has no other accounts) is that I can pity the posts. Because that's what you deserve, pity, pity for having to live with the fact that you aren't The Lash.
Good afternoon everyone! I feel that today is a great day to try new things! Might try out a new mixer once I'm done with my boozey afternoon tea! #momlife #substance #substances #cookingwithmama
No, it's. It's fine, ma'am.
pitting damara and karkat against eachother. karkat will win. i haven't consulted him just yet.
Of all the nights to have insomnia. Die hasn't stopped crying for god knows how long.
I'm thinking of a mystery person. Their name starts with a letter that falls somewhere between A and Z, who exists within a physical or metaphysical space, and either likes, dislikes, or is neutral on pistachios.
It's not impressive, miss. It's simply what it is.