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concept: pitchbaiting your blackrom crush by purposefully commenting dense things on their chits or starting arguements just to feel the thrill of them inching closer to snapping and putting you in your place (concept: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, blackrom, #nsfw, asking for it, <3<, chittr mention, out of quadlock, archive rating: M)
i loos away for one monent and hes on the frige https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1185378392061788183/1490203069307424788/20260404_221437.jpg?ex=69d33342&is=69d1e1c2&hm=3c6b1bfeb7565056ccd745209d73d47d0b7806ea8076e2cf119cb44262565106&
I will not take any criticism btw. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a2cb6991e525.png
:33 < rage baiting people online is more fun than i thought!! :33 < i kinda get why vriskers likes it so much! :33 < its super cute to s33 them freak out :33c
horny posting. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117855632_DkXZM6PCTHSCwWB.png #nsfw #orisit.
Out of the night that covers me, Black as the pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul. In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance My head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath and tears Looms but the Horror of the shade, And yet the menace of the years Finds and shall find me unafraid. It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. #poetry #Invictus #WilliamErnestHenley
// Disappeared to actually draw him properly. https://64.media.tumblr.com/0a393ec38013f0ddb82fa74ab84bdd8d/72b220d5b16fa0a6-87/s1280x1920/520d1c74e8d1b58987be22d33b8649b92b80df7a.png
then you will be ♯slain
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. #substance
If Itchy Ivory wasn't dead before, He's gonna be if he stays in the backrooms. Very sad. Who's gonna be the leader of the Felt without him?
I like my pizza as a joint front and money laundering operation, for the record.
⚓< why buy crypto when you can just rob people in person like the good old days >
I really ought to do more violence.
theyre so cute https://64.media.tumblr.com/e2bfa339ebb86357fa4e3f0061ce3415/5af895e29130a569-e5/s1280x1920/eff15c63956765bf4f83351d0dcbba1a57d33ec1.png
Are you going there to end it all?
I GOT YOU THEN. I'LL GIVE YOU COMPANY
AWH ):B DO YOU NEED ANYTHING?
YOU DON'T LOOK TOO BAD NONE EITHER SLICK. JUST CONFIDENCE IS WHAT WE NEED.
HEY THERE PRETTY THINGS. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/0EF8F8C9AFER9FER.WEBP OK_SQUASH_7FER10'S ART! CORRECT ME IF I AM WRONG!
a cigarette with a little brandy keeps a girl happy. #noir #millerverse #substance
Nevermind, I backread. Yes, I am.
I do not know who that is, but I support this.
If rankmaid dies during it, it's the only thing of loss
(..◜ᴗ◝..)
To discourage anyone asking; yes, I am allergic to color. I break out into hives and it feels like the worst thing imaginable; Heaven.
BARKING AND CHASING MY TAIL.
After yesterday's evvents I havve a newwfound appreciation for yaoi.
Arė... Arė.. .... Arė twȯ ȯldėr ṅiȯr Dėtėctivės pitch flirtiṅg ȯṅ my timėliṅė... I dȯṅ't... I dȯṅ't kṅȯw if I caṅ ėxist ȯṅ this platfȯrm much lȯṅgėr.
The horrors are never ending, but we stay silly. And hardboiled. The two can coexist.
OUTTA THE WAY. BEAR COMING THRU.
「 Important question. Do you put whipped cream on it? ⥮
Young Citizen. As in you are young and a Citizen.
I have good news for you buddy. You can bark at people literally anywhere you can imagine. Go forth and bark.
Yes men do exist.
They tried to take down the website to keep me from posting this.
Men.
GOODNIGH EVETYOTNE I GAF AB
I still feel I should red miles #eridanweek
Haven't been following the feed as closely today. Personal business. You have my apologies. I'll give things a quick read back.
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MY HATRED FER TRANSPHOBIA KILLED THE SITE. SORRY ABOUT THAT. ANYWAY, HOW YA DOIN BABES.
HE SARAN WRAPPED MY EN SUITE. THE ENTIRE ROOM. ITCHIBOLD WHEN I GET YOU
JUsT KIDING I HAVE MINTS aprilfool . get gamgam'd
I can think of several ahead of him in line for the position.
NOT SO GENTLE REMINDER THAT SOMETIMES IM HEADMATE POSTING AND NOT CARRYING TO ACT CANON LIKE
concept: being rough enough with a carapacian to crack their shell (tags: Reader/Carapacian, i need some water i think, pitchfic, pitch coded, vague quads, #violence, #nsfw, #thinking, tags: M)
To me, being bored is the worst fate I could ever face. I know this to be true.
WHO CARES IF A FELLA IS GAY OR TRANSITIONING. THE FELT STILL NEEDS THEIR ASS KICKED. THEY SHARE ONE ASS.
happy trans vwisibility day. I'm a trans man zz:) #transvwisibilityday
IT IS WITH A HEAVY HEART THAT I ANNOUNCE OFFICIALLY THAT FRIEND TO ALL WOMEN, TROLL BRUNO MARS, WAS NOT ON DERSE. IT WAS TROLL WEIRD AL YANKOVIC. THAT GUY FUCKING DIED.
Taking some good advice, and logging off for a bit to get some rest. This sure has been a day! Goodnight, Chittr. #goodnight #sleeptight
i dont vwanna talk to you because youre the one vwho has a shot
GOD DAMMIT I WANT TO SPREAD MY GENERAL DISSATISFACTION BUT PEOPLE ARE TOO BUSY BEING HORNY
epic
DON'T LIKE OR HATE THIS POST GONNA BE REAL WITH YOU SPADES YOU'VE PUT ME IN A SCENARIO
Here's a boost.
I'M GLAD I CAN FEEL MULTIPLE THINGS ABOUT A POST BECAUSE WHILE I DO LIKE THIS I ALSO WANT YOU TO BECOME STRONG AND SLAUGHTER THESE PIGS
dying is temporary, experience is forevwer.
#horror datenight here??? https://i.pinimg.com/736x/68/b8/76/68b8761bfaff22196a91d013fc6ffe69.jpg
Biography has been updated.
th' #eridanweek incidents are a good reminder t' never go outside or even leave th' house.
BOY AM I GLAD I DIDN'T ATTEND #ERIDANWEEK.
TELLING PEOPLE TO GO 'STREAM' YOUR FAVORITE MUSICIAN IS PROBABLY AMONG THE MOST PRETENTIOUS ACTS A TROLL CAN DO. DO YOU MEAN LISTEN? LISTEN WITH YOUR FUCKING HEAR DUCTS? I'LL KILL US BOTH IN AN ATOMIC FUCKING SUPLEX AS I PERFORM AN ACROBATIC FUCKING PIROUETTE OFF THE DEEPEND PRONG IN UNLOVABLE PRONG. #VAGUEPOSTING #ORISIT.
its insane h0w s0metimes y0ull have the unc0ntr0llable desire t0 kiss s0me0ne sitting right next t0 y0u but then y0u have t0 just g0 0n with y0ur life as if n0thing is happening
4R3 Y0U P3RH4PS B31NG P3D4NT1C 1N R3SP0NS3
"DOMINANT HAND" WHAT ABOUT SUBMISSIVE HAND. #NSFW FOR THE JOKE.
what a fuckin y3ar thi2 w33k ha2 b33n
punch people who dont respect your fucking boundaries you are seriously better than this shit and it pisses me off that you dont know your own self worth if some jackass is writing shit on your sketchbook near your fucking art punch them square in the face they fucking deserve that shit dont even fucking play with me about that shit you are have so much worth over a fuckface who doesnt care about your opinions beliefs or you fuck people #violence #rant
i think more people should get into fights my hair is being ripped out as i type this its fun #violence
this website pr0vides that dead internet the0ry is wr0ng.
I AWAKEN ONCE MORE, YOU UNGRATEFUL CRETINS.
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haTTe when ii wake up from a rare good dream. ii wanTTed 2 2TTiill be dreamiing abouTT TThaTT :/
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dude i hate to speak on your ma like this but she twerks like shes got ants in her pants #nsfw
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// MY PERIOD POSTING AS KARKAT HAS LED TO PPL THINKING KARKAT IS PREGNANT LMAOOOOOO
A VERY GOOD MORNING TO YOU, FRIENDS AND STRANGERS ALIKE. IT SEEMS LIKE ONLY YESTERDAY THAT I WAS THE PROUD FATHER OF MY ONE AND ONLY SON. BUT NOW, I NOT ONLY HAVE MANY, MANY MORE SONS BUT ALSO MANY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS. AND MANY OF THOSE WONDERFUL SONS AND DAUGHTERS ARE HERE, SO HERE I AM AS WELL. PLEASE TREAT MY CHILDREN WELL. <https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/30/dad.png>
0k0k0k 0pini0n 0n +r0ll rupaul cuz shes s000 c0n+r0versial
i should try sMokinG, heard froM Many that it relaxes a troll
no felt member deserves pity or mercy. that includes the handmaid.
i fucking hate doc scratch. that's it. that's the chit.
Love Watching Clips Of Hive Md On Grubtube
ugh. i need to go reread all of rankmaid's posts or something to feel sane again.
<> What an odd thing to say. Are you perhaps under the assumption that he is in any way significant or important to my time? Enjoy your "gummy candy".
<> Interesting happenings out in felt manor I see. Odd that their driver is out here on his own...
you really captured my good side here. THANKS, SLICK!
better. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled12_20260330220916.jpeg
why dØes Øne trØll need a week. yØu will die eventually, yØu can have it then.
i am gØing tØ destrØy. his things.
Sometimes I worry about that one. He seems a bit denser than the usual of his ilk. #vagueposting
Thank you. The explosion makes this feel very dynamic.
If there's a Pickle to be grasped and turned over at #eridanweek, rest assured--#ImComing!
(( Karkat ref :3 https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1456023094572486797/1488310491716780144/image.png?ex=69cc50a8&is=69caff28&hm=5ada9a54704823fda8ad3bed3363949fcd063fe376e8d25dd0267fb4079eab02&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1349&height=800
form a priv rp. the only context i'm giving for this piece is: "...Repent before me, sinner." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a61a8bf37634.png
Right? If only Itchy was still alive to see it.
... You know what, this is fucking fantastic.
It's a good way to honor his memory.
Also Thank You @sanguinesaevitas This Pfp Is The Best I've Ever Looked
love this! 0v0
BEAUTIFUL, TRULY BEAUTIFUL.
BREAKING NEWS!!!! the midnight crew stole all the ice cream ALL OF IT WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THE ECONOMY? STAY TUNED
maybe ice cream is slick enough for #slickweek
I am legalizing Gay Marriage 2.
ALRIGHT, NEW PROFILE PICTURE TIME, WHICH ALSO MEANS FACE REVEAL. BEHOLD, MY MANGLED VISAGE IS NOW VISIBLE NOW.
Hm. It would seem that someone has been gnawing on my violin's bow. The question is, was it my cat, or my older brother?
I see Yuri is trending. Finally something worth trending on here.
Close call there. Almost thought I was free from you all.
Thank you for posting the Yuri, everyone.
Criminals are discussing lasagna on my posts.
going out tonight. don't expect me back to the base home or sober. #substances
•ᴥ- this is the only way to deal with'em -ᴥ•
hi everyone! this is an OOC intro for Gideon, which i'm starting to feel like is necessary to clarify things. !!! THIS PROFILE WILL CONTAIN RELIGION-BASED COERCION, EXTREME INTERPRETATIONS OF RELIGION, CULT-LIKE BEHAVIOR, DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR, AND POSSIBLE HEAVY TOPICS SUCH AS #GORE, #NSFW AND #ENSFW. if some or all of this is something that will make you uncomfortable, PLEASE feel free to block me! i won't mind! if possible, i ask you let me know if you intend to so i can block you as well. i don't want to accidentally interact with your posts as i prioritize the safety of others. !!! NEEDLESS TO SAY, I DON'T CONDONE GIDEON'S ACTIONS NOR BELIEFS. my guy here is based heavily on the past and present religious themes of my life, and while i have history of these topics, i advise that people who have a strong sense of faith to also steer clear. i cannot promise that my interpretation of religion ( especially christianity ) will be perfect, but that's kinda the point with someone who's borderline a cultist! !!! EVEN THOUGH IT'S A COMMON ( but not guaranteed ) THING TO BE IN THE CHRISTIAN RELIGION, GIDEON IS NOT HOMOPHOBIC OR TRANSPHOBIC AND HIS ACTIONS WILL NEVER REFLECT THAT. I WOULD PREFER IF YOU DIDN'T OPERATE OFF OF THE ASSUPTION THAT HE IS. Gideon Godlie as a character is secretive, and very-much-so a liar. there's so much about him that's feigned for the sake of power, so if you think you know something about him for certainty... you don't! it doesn't help that he can't be reasoned with. i welcome you to try and poke and prod at him to figure out what's hidden beneath the many layers of holiness. thank you for reading!
((Ironically I have to step away from rping Felt Pursuit/Doc Drama, to work on an animatic involving a Felt Pursuit/Doc Drama for my webcomic. I will be back later 👀 ))
CHITTR SHADY FACT #40 • “i think pitchbaiting is entertaining. i like to see other trolls get all riled up. it makes me laugh.”
Who is Markiplier.
1 n33d 4 f4t cold on3.
CAN WE GET HELL YEAH AND DAMNED SHAME REACTS?
breakfast ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #substance, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8186fe179fe5.png
Let's get it up to 69 people online for comedic reasons
being able to see how many people are online now is like looking through the curtain to see how big the crowd is
Meat. #meatposting #Itstimetodrinkwater.
whole sheet of baconn for dinnnner againn #ohfuckyumm
:33 < ouuggghghghhh i wanna eat some steaks..................
:33 < holy fuck pawll that delicious meat is making my maw water....
onne mmore for the road #mmeatpostinng https://nnewyorksteak.comm/cdnn/shop/products/rib_eye_steak_iStock-1179151817.jpg?v=1762457220
big day 4 meatluvers on chittr #meatposting
#mmeatpostinng https://alpinnebutcher.comm/cdnn/shop/products/BonnelessRibeye.jpg?v=1771982625&width=3976
I am enjoying #meatposting thus far. https://i.postimg.cc/LsTrnw0h/image.png
#mmeatpostinng https://cdnn.harrinngtonnhamm.comm/prod_immages/650/harrinngtonns-thick-sliced-baconn-996-1.jpg
@ i'm beginning to realize that i haven't had a meal yet, tonight. the reminder is appreciated. @
#mmeatpostinng https://www.nnueskes.comm/mmedia/catalog/product/7/4/743_triple_thick_baconn_900x900_12-9-24.jpg?optimmize=mmediumm&bg-color=255,255,255&fit=bounnds&height=800&width=800
lets get mmeatpostinng trenndinng (NNOT the sex kinnd) #nnsfw
oh now we are getting to the meat
yummy!!!!!!
me all the tiem
i WANT TO ANSWER BUT, i AM DISTRACTED BY, a BURNING QUESTION, dO YOUR HORNS, sPIN ABOUT?
<3-If-you-ever-don't-understand-something,-punch-it.
Nobody tell my wife I'm on here. We share everything else. But this is like my man cave.
#nsfw @heartsBoxcars#0971 are you stealin' genitals and givin' 'em to the poor?
<3-You-ever-want-to-like,-gnaw-on-a-bone?
There's so many handsome men on here. What's a girl like me to do?
iS THIS, lOSS?
<3-#bigsandwich https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/36b84b5c7921.png
i feel like being a contrarian tonight. to the pigeon who thought it would be amusing to roost approximately 5 meters above the sidewalk where i was passing below circa 17:23:21.54 today and execute natural biological processes, you're a bitch. #specificshitting
I AM A MAN THAT KNOWS HOW TO EAT. GET IN MY DMS. #NSFW
☆isnt that a bit violƏnt tho? A good bƏating should do thƏ trick 0o0☆
we should start fusing trending hash tags together. #vaguepissing .
what if instead of #vagueposting we #voguepost
Right. What a gift. Thank you so much, boss.
((Really funny how the usual response to whenever I’ve followed someone on my first day here is “ah shit not this Rancid Fucker” lol
white man t.o°uched my p.o°st and it made me feel viscerallly unc.o°mf.o°rtable f.o°r reas.o°ns I cann.o°t .o°rdain
YIPPEEEE!!
i am gØing tØ spill sØmething Øn the flØØr. and nØt clean it up. crime.
Obligatory criminal post to rebel against supposed suspension.
It appears that every profile on this website is now suspended. 1) Good. 2) This is now a crime-only website. Illegal posts only.
NOT FAST ENOUGH. FUCKK
I HEARD THIS STUPID WEBSITE TIME TRAVELS. FUCKING STOP THAT. I HATE THAT.
TOO MANY FELT. KILLING THEM LATER. #NSFWV #NOSAFEFELTWEAKLINGS
ILL WAIT TIL I NEED TO THROW UP TO DO SO, THANKS
Too much green for my tastes. https://files.catbox.moe/3k35ix.jpg
THEY PROVIDE DIFFERENT OUTCOMES, BUT YEAH /SIMILAR/
YOU, GREEN FUCK, ARE A HATER
WHAT WILL WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR? WHAT WILL WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR? WHAT WILL WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR? EARLY IN THE MORNING #LYRIC