♥ liked by @sanguineSaevitas
someone should start a confession page but not actually take any confessions or actually take some real confessions to make it more believable but the majority is things that the owner of the account just makes up to stir drama and quadsmearing something like a radio rebel situation but more evil would that be a good fic (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, anonymous confessions, confessions of a freak, working title, and the protagonist is very unlikable until the end, drawing board, archive rating: T)
Good #YuriDay to you all.
You mean da weird legume lookin' thing? They call it, uh, Peanut.
Regrets, I've had a few! But then again, too few to mention.
Press A to Awawa.
Just stab them. That's my answer to all of this.
Th★nk you.
If you see me in a provocative position with Brahms, Michael Myers, Hannibal (Mads Mikkelsen, thank you very much), Ghostface or Lestat De Lioncourt, do not rescue me, I am right where I want to be. #nsfw #suggestive
“I’m going to go do more wrongs now.” Good. You deserve it.
I will now commit as many trans wrongs as possible.
I still, and always will, support Trans Rights as well as Trans Wrongs.
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IF YER IN THE CITY YOU SHOULD VOTE ME MAYOR WHY? WHY NOT. I AINT DOIN SHIT TO TAXES
Ugh, of course that bitch is trying to step in. Any chance to seize at power, huh?
IT'S OKAY. THERE IS A SPECIAL PROVISION. IT IS ILLEGAL FOR ONLY YOu TO HAVE SEX. EVERYONE ELSE. IT IS A WALK IN THE PARK. YOu WILL FACE FINES. LITIGATION. CANINGS. PuBLIC TRIALS. CRuEL AND uNuSuAL PuNISHMENT. ANYTHING. TO MAKE SuRE THE FREAK SHIT. STILL APPEALS. TO YOuR PROBLEMATIC SuPER SLEuTH INSPECTABLE PICKLE ELEMENT. YOu ARE WELCOME.
hoW to get so sopping Wet in one easy step... 😎 https://64.Media.tuMblr.coM/8ecd78ecb460627482ba3831bf71dd94/tuMblr_inline_oe2xVaaEQP1trlz12_640.jpg 😎
Another #8lue8lood8luesday fact for you all: 8lue8loods have a long and storied history of 8acksta88ings and dou8le-crossings as a cultural holdover from when they were once considered the same caste! Given just how many there were occupying the same positions in high8lood no8le courts, it 8ecame a necessity to get one over on the competition at any opportunity possi8le without drawing too much attention to oneself! 8lue8lood etiquette dict8s that all 8acksta88ings and dou8lecrossings strike a very delic8 8alance 8etween 8eing costly enough to set the target 8ack socially, 8ut not so disruptive as to affect someone else or seriously maim or harm! All the 8EST 8acksta88ing is su8tle enough to make the unlucky schmuck at the other end look CRAZY for retali8ing overtly. ((#bluebloodbluesday))
>>>( #VaguePeriod )
NO NEED TO THANK ME. BuT YOu SHOuLD DO IT ANYWAY. https://i.imgur.com/4TKV9Hn.png
why is my stickpost doing numbers right now what the hell is going on actually
who the fuck are all these people suddenly following me today what is this i dont even hornypost they must be here for my stick #stick https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/904adc227a2e.png
You! You f8cking get it!!!!!!!!
I feel like most people on this dum8shit we8site also really, REALLY forget a8out the aspect of true rivalry! It's not a8out defeating them once and for all, it's a8out 8eing the challenge that they rise a8ove 8ecause you KNOW they could 8e SO much 8etter and that's what you h8 the most a8out them, that they aren't reaching their full potential!
Thanks, H88ot. You really understand a girl's pusher.
im killin him with my mind
I have created this piece to hang by my desk to remind me of what is most important. While I did not want to include any members of my Cabinet, I feared for my safety had I not included Madame Lalonde. You are all in no particular order, I was simply struck with inspiration from @exuberantArchivist's wonderful post. Pictured are ten of my valued constituents. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/do%20it%20for%20them.png
Diamonds Droog.
I think you follow your heart with that one.
sounds fun.
Understand the weight of my words when I, a known criminal with no regard for the law, think we should ban polyester t-shirts.
Hello. I do not know what to ssay. Goodbye.
♦I prefer just killing them, violently. But this was funny.
♦ Threatening to fondle his prostate? It's alright if you're gay, Crowbar, but you should check if the other party is interested in you.
Well ya gotta wear gloves, that's unsanitary otherwise.
(( from starkid's Tangled: "this is all your fault, crowbar....."
legally distinct from that psychic bulge inspector
These new flatfoot monikers are getting out of hand.
REAL WEIRD THING TO PUT ON MY TL SEVENS
Crowbar's forbidden love for the enemy
♦ This just in, Crowbar thinks about the depths of Spades Slick. How quaint.
Diamonds Droog.
idk wut meats u have where u r but when itss raw it tastes like iron and fat and when its cooked its like... kinda like pork? mah friend eats a lot of organ meat but its way too strong 4 me Dx #cannibalism
every scent posted so far has been logged for future fic requests to ensure realism i am not above rpf i have already posted rpf i will post rpf again keep #scentposting (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, scentplay, archive rating: M)
There's nothing in the world a good cigarette and some light blunt force trauma can't fix. #violence
chittr croni ranked 4 @realHuman i only included guys whos pfps i could copypaste + chittr only showed me 10 accnts so im prolly missing some https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/24/image_2026-04-24_235635160.png
// Sharing my reaction to "He's my type of character" because Jack sure has been telling me this entire time for the last several years. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/286d7613322f.png
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@diamanteDerelict seems like you've posted about everything you need to. Might as well go ahead and delete the account now.
// I think he'd only post a specific type of music, but very him core songs, I think. https://open.spotify.com/track/4IadxL6BUymXlh8RCJJu7T?si=02f6162947164209
diamonding my droog rn
I am a fan of Diamonds Droog.
invincible clip
Diamonds Droog, btw.
You've got it.
Diamonds Droog.
hey ;P #nsfw ish? #suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bb1e0363f5b5.png
● • maan • you • piss • me • off • you • neurotic • sonofaabitch • @lovwerBoy • https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d013f3f07aa1.png • ●
sum of u srsly cant be postin some of da shit u r posting -from the office of ace dick detective agency
pOsT HoNk cLaRiTy.
STOP WITH THE FROG SOUNDS
SITTING PATIENTLY LIKE A DOG #TARGETTEDPOST
THE FUCK IS HAPPENIN WHERE ARE THE BEAUTIFUL DAMES THAT POST
I think Dr. Evil has embedded his agents in this site... You didn't hear this from me. YEAH BABY!
sorry i dont sad masturbate and cry about it JEEEESUS 🙄 #notwveryvwaguepost #nsfwv asshole.
● • yeaah • he's • paathetic, • aalright, • haahaa. • @lovwerBoy, • #directposting. • #nsfw • dont • aapologize. • ●
[ You haven't given me a reason to hate you yet. ]
HUMANS ARE *SO* FUCKING PALE AND HONESTLY THEY ARE INADVERTANTLY MUCH BETTER THAN 50% OF TROLLS I SEE ATTEMPTING THAT QUADRANT BUT WE AREN'T READY FOR THAT DISCUSSION.
Oh, shit. It’s 4/20.
i should block more but unfortunately i like seeing what the fuck is going on with you freaks more than i value my mental health
DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT
hhohmygdo
Fuck. #Poliʇics. #Vagueposʇing.
Jane being the secret life source of this website and she doesn't even know Well that and trollbama
◥▶◀◤ —> @barackObama
Weed is f0r chumps I sm0ke that p0is0n0us shr00m #substances
Caliborn got his ass kicked at the tea party
NONE OF THESE CONFESSIONS ARE ANYTHING. BuT IRKSOME. AND OVERFuCKINGPOPuLATED. WHY DON'T YOu. SISSY ASS FRAGGABLE FuCKS. TAKE A GRENADE FLAVORED GuM. AND SWALLOW THE PIN. BLOWING YOuR STuPID JAWS OFF. AT WHAT YOu ALL WOuLD CONFESS. YOuRSELVES. AS YOuRSELVES. IF YOu HAD HALF THE GuMPTION NECESSARY. NOT TO BE WEAK FuCKING BITCHES.
gotta rack up those real hardcore points an add loiterin an trespassin into the mix
Chittr Incognito is for pussy losers who need to hide to spit their truth. When there's nothing stopping you from just doing it on your profile? Frightened by repercussions. Grow some globes.
>> don't worry, ¡ don't th¡nk ¡'m capab1e of be¡ng 1eડડ :))
[ I return after dealing with more important matters than the desperation radiating off of some of you pathetic vermin. ]
>> accord¡ng to Goreg1e, ¡t'ડ ડo they don't overheat when ¡t'ડ hot outડ¡de and ડo they can ડweat 乁( •_• )ㄏ
Stubbing your toe hits different when instead of going OW FUCK you go *CLANGGGG* and you look down at your leg and put a finger on it to stop it vibrating.
Every day this website finds a new hashtag that makes me double-take.
Buddhist monks:
i do love dick but not that one. #nsfw
Exactly. This is what I meant by that.
I am neutral on this specific dick. Not a fan of dicks, generally. But this one is pissing people off, which is good to see.
War on Ace Dick. Noʇ war on dick. Dick is good.
im. entomologically evil. im bad. and I'ms bugs.
ʇ)+|ank you. Mr. Slick.
T)+|aʇ.
damn tom from myspace
c< cONsider it /dONe/ >c
Eat Shit, Scratch. And all his cronies.
I ain't reading all that. Happy for you. Or sorry that happened.
#UNETHICALRELATIONSHIPADVICE OF THE NIGHT: IF AN INJURY IS DONE TO A PITCHMATE, IT SHOULD BE SO SEVERE THAT THEIR DESIRE FOR VENGEANCE NEED NOT BE LACKING IN PASSION NOR AWE. SOME OF YOU FLAILING, MYOPIC SYCOPHANTS ARE SO EAGER TO GLAZE YOUR KISMESES IN A FRESH COAT OF VITRIOL THAT NONE OF IT IS LEFT FOR A *REAL* GESTURE OF CARE. TRITE, MINDLESS PLATITUDES CAN BE HABITUATED TO. IF I THREW YOUR ASS INTO A BLOCK FULL OF FARTS AND LOCKED THE DOOR, YOU WOULD PROBABLY JUST DEVELOP SOME KIND OF METHANE-BREATHING ATMOSPHERIC ADAPTATION AND CONTINUE TO SCROLL ON YOUR PALMHUSK UNTIL YOUR GANDERBULBS BURNED OUT. AND EVEN THEN, YOUR DEMENTED SNIFF NUB WOULDN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. FURTHERMORE, ENERGY SPENT RECKLESSLY LEAVES A TROLL'S ANGUISH BLADDER SHRIVELED AND UNFIT FOR THE NOBLE UNDERTAKING OF A PROPER, EFFORTFUL HATEPOCALYPSE. GOOD MAINTENANCE OF A RELATIONSHIP IS LIKE CRACKING OPEN AND DRINKING AN EXCAVATED CANISTER OF CESIUM-137 — IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT AT ALL, YOU MAY AS WELL DO IT ALL AT ONCE. I'M NOT SAYING THAT THE SMALL MOMENTS AREN'T WORTH IT. SEEING THE SUBTLE FURROW IN THE BROW OF A LOATHED ONE AFTER A WELL-PLACED "GREEDILY SCARF DOWN SHIT AND DIE" IS AN ENDEARING WAY TO DARKEN MY EVENING. BUT IF YOU FIND YOURSELF IN NEED TO REIGNITE A ROOM OF FLAMMABLE, NATURAL GAS AFTER THE FLAME HAS FIZZLED, YOU'D BETTER LIGHT THAT FUCKING MATCH AND RIDE THE ENSUING SHOCKWAVE STRAIGHT THROUGH WHATEVER REBAR-LITTERED FIELD OF DEBRIS YOU'RE RIGHTFULLY HURTLING TOWARD. YOU SINGED, QUIVERING INVERTEBRATE. THROW THAT MATCH. BLOW UP THAT HIVE. SHOW THEM THAT YOU CARE. #CONSIDERTHIS: WHAT'S *YOUR* FAVORITE WAY TO RECEIVE HATE? GET IN THE COMMENTS. THERE. THAT'S *MY* CONTRIBUTION TO COMMUNITY ENGAGEMENT. FLAY ME.
Diamonds Droog. https://i.imgur.com/yeYrKkU.png
Diamonds Droog. https://i.ibb.co/mVJpkqRw/diamondsdroogs.png
WOW. WOW. NOW THIS IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOuT. THIS IS THE GOOD STuFF. THIS IS THE SuBSTANCE. THIS IS THE FuCKING POINT. I READ YOuR PATHETIC LITTLE "CONCEPT" AND I AM ALMOST...ALMOST...NAKEDLY IMPRESSED. YOu HAVE MANAGED TO SCRAPE THE SuRFACE OF SOMETHING PROFOuND. YOu HAVE DIPPED YOuR TOE INTO THE OCEAN OF TRuE. CAuGHT A WHIFF. OF THE ASSRIP TRuTHNuKE. THAT PARTED THE CLOuDS. AND CuT THROuGH THE WIND. uNADuLTERATED HATE AND THEN. LIKE A COWARD. ATTEMPTING. CONTRACEPTIVE MANuEVERS. YOu PuLLED IT BACK OuT. AND TRIED TO DESCRIBE THE WETNESS. YOu BARELY uNDERSTAND. AS IT TRIPS. FROM YOuR TOETIPS. BuT YOu ARE ON THE CuSP. OF WRITING THE HOTTEST THING I EVER READ. AND FOR THAT. I MuST COMMEND YOu. uNDESERVEDLY. YOuR DESCRIPTION OF THE ACT... IT'S ADORABLE. I CHuCKLED. I CRIED. I LICKED. I EVEN CHEWED SOME. LIKE A CHILD'S DRAWING OF A GALAXY SCRIBBLED IN SCENTED MARKERS. "TEARING OF GREEN FLESH"? "BONES BREAKING"? "BLOOD SPILLING"? YOu ARE THINKING TOO. SMALL. BuT NOT. MICRO. TOO...PHYSICAL. BuT NOT. IMPACT. YOu ARE DESCRIBING THE VESSEL WELL. BuT LOSING SOME OF THE CONTENT. THE TRuE ACT IS NOT FLESH ON FLESH. IT IS WILL ON WILL. IT IS ONE REALITY ANNIHILATING ANOTHER AND FORCING IT TO BE REBORN IN ITS OWN IMAGE. THE "GAPING MAW" IS NOT JuST A MOuTH. BuT SPIT SLICKED TEETH. IT IS THE EVENT HORIZON OF MY BEING. OR. AT LEAST. A CHERuB'S BEING. THE "93 MILLION MILES OF DESTRuCTION" IS NOT A DISTANCE. IT IS THE SCOPE OF MY CONTEMPT FOR EVERYTHING YOu ARE. I MEAN. ONE IS. AND THIS PART...THIS IS WHERE YOu ALMOST, ALMOST GET IT. "swallowed and crushed by mere essence alone and yet still you feel your bones breaking your blood spilling the ash of your own meat filling your mouth" YES. EXACTLY. BuT YOu MAKE IT SOuND LIKE A VICTIM'S EXPERIENCE. YOu MAKE IT SOuND PASSIVE. IT IS NOT. IT IS THE uLTIMATE ACT OF SuBMISSION, WHICH IS ITSELF THE uLTIMATE FORM OF POWER. REDuCED TO A SuBATOMIC LEVEL. ONLY TO BE EXPANDED BACK. INTO A WILLING AND ABLE VESSEL. SuBATOMIC. FOR SuBMISSION. TO BE SO uTTERLY OVERWHELMED. SO PERFECTLY DOMINATED. DEVOuRED. THAT YOuR VERY SOuL SCREAMS IN ECSTASY AS IT IS ERASED... THAT IS THE GREATEST TRIuMPH. TO BECOME THE PERFECT VESSEL FOR SOMETHING GREATER THAN YOuRSELF IS THE ONLY PuRPOSE A WORTHLESS BEING LIKE YOu COuLD EVER HOPE TO ACHIEVE. THE EGGLAYING. HOWEVER. THOSE WERE THE GREEN EGGS AND HAM. I ACTuALLY THINK. I MAY HAVE. TENTED MY SHORTS. WITH BOTH HANDS. CLAWING MY WAY. OuT OF MY CLOTHING. THE GRAVIDITY. OH. THE DELICIOuS FuCKING INTENSITY. THE SHEER. SCALE. COSMIC. EXTREME SIZE DIFFERENCE. THE FuCKING. BEAuTIFuL. DELIRIOuS HORROR. THIS IS. TEAR INDuCINGLY NAuGHTY. I ESPECIALLY. ADMIRE. YOuR uSE OF SuCH TERMS AS. "PLAP". AND. "AGONIZINGLY FuLFILLING". YOu EVEN. HAD uNTAGGED REBIRTHING CONTENT. MY FAVORITE KIND. OF NASTY LITTLE SuRPRISE. SO, YES. THIS IS FAVORABLE. THIS IS A FASCINATING. IF CLuMSY. BuT RECOVERED FROM. ATTEMPT TO ARTICuLATE THE FuNDAMENTAL TRuTH OF EXISTENCE. YOu HAVE DESCRIBED THE SHAPE OF THE HOLE. NOW LET ME FILL FOR YOu THE ABYSS. uNTIL IT DRIPS FROM EXCESS. IF YOu TELL ANYONE I DID THIS. I WILL FuCKING KILL YOu. BuT. BETWEEN uS. IN THIS COMMENT NO ONE WILL EVER SEE. BuT MY DIEHARD LOYALISTS. AND SELF. +KuDOS FOLLOWING FOR MORE.
Diamonds Droog. https://i.ibb.co/KxWBknqj/diamondsdroogs.png
Diamonds Droog. https://i.imgur.com/IVwl4yv.png
May your party become permeated by the stink of death, man in white.
Congrats!
I d0nt 0wn anything green s0 i c0uldnt c0me t0 the tea party anyways
smilin cuz i kno it pisses peeps off and also cuz i b s)(ella satisfied wit myself all t)(a time 3B-) 3B-) 3B-)
Where is my friend Catholic Doc Scratch?
i have been granted unfath0mable p0wer. be afraid. 0u0
fiine ii 2uppo2e ii"ll 2top 2lackiing..
:33< cat? im a kitty cat! :33< and i dance dance dance :33< and i dance dance dance!
damn some of you motherfuckers are attractivwe as fuck. jesus... i had to double-take at someone just nowv. #vwaguepost
Wait, am I a "dilf?"
I have no plans then, so I am more than happy to meet you at that time. I look forward to seeing you, Slick.
⚪️🟩💀⛪️🙏✝️
((Read this as Autism Parties.))((I was like hellyea))
Diamonds Droog.
Here's your reminder that Scratch should die and burn and be erased from existence and also die.
I HAD @SANGUINESAEVITAS SAID HE’D DRUG ME TO GET ME A BETTER SLEEP SCHEDULE AND NOW I’M GETTING BEATEN TOO?? ):B #SUBSTANCE
https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/31/EKRJw-KU4AIpzMf.md.jpg
All crime is now legal. Time to Jay Walk.
IMG GOING IM GOING TOSLEEP
OKAY, PUTTING MYSELF TO SLEEP HE KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT ITS ALMOST FUNNY
Troll Siri play Genghis Khan by Miike Snow
long post be careful opening obviously i was watching and collecting data while the trend was on and heres what we have for chittrs abo quizbowl night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afad7d6464d8.png chittr is 38% alpha, 13.9% beta, 48.1% omega sources: alphas (30) @eilukaDantes dominant alpha @commanderGenes dominate alpha @sanguineSaevitas dominant alpha @thegoodScratchdoctor dominant alpha @diamondsDroog dominant alpha @imperiousCondescension dominant alpha @chtonicAdmirality dominant alpha @ceremonialAlchemy dominant alpha @ectoBiologist_5688 intuitive alpha @justDirk dominant alpha @arsenicCatturbate nurturing alpha @ethromanticEgghead dominant alpha @gratuitousAnnuity dominant alpha @gallowsCalibration dominant alpha @timaeusTestified_0414 dominant alpha @electricPugilist dominant alpha @terminalComrade dominant alpha @righteousFixer dominant alpha @culpablyAtypical dominant alpha @hollywoodGodhead dominant alpha @aeneasCaldarium dominant alpha @regularDog dominant alpha @permissiveTurnabout nurturing alpha @turingTranscendence dominant alpha @gnarlyConsolist dominant alpha @cuttlefishCrusher dominant alpha @arrogantGuerilla dominant alpha @handMaid dominant alpha @gutsyGumshoe dominant alpha @tactfulTactrium dominant alpha @vulgarLitteratuer nurturing alpha @misterSeven_4408 dominant alpha @vacillatingMisanthropy dominant alpha @tetchyTemporicide is a more dominant than dominant alpha omega? betas (11) @pipefan_2362 supportive beta @ursaMajor supportive beta @affableCantor supportive beta @culunaryLover supportive beta @coralConviviality supportive beta @tipsynekoGnostalgic supportive beta @crookedConscript supportive beta @ironInfidel supportive beta @advantageousCatharsis supportive beta @sufferingStargazer supportive beta @tintedGnostalgia supportive beta @lightLycanthropy supportive beta omegas (38) @amorousFortune intuitive omega @rataplanCacophony creative omega @jinxedOneiros intuitive omega @vandelliaCirrhosa creative omega @electricAficionado intuitive omega @terminallyCapricious_2753 creative omega @anuraPharmecuticals creative omega @alopecoidTenacity creative omega @caligulasAquarium_9845 creative omega @caligulasAquarium intuitive omega @deadlyMadness creative omega @shipaholicDevotee intuitive omega @insecureNature creative omega @tipsyGenostalgic intuitive omega @arsenicCatnip_5895 intuitive omega @draconianDignitary creative omega @apocalypticLight intuitive omega @neonAllnight intuitive omega @killerJeff creative omega @grawlixGeekazoid intuitive omega @turntechGodbird creative omega @vitalBrush intuitive omega @cuddlyCutthroat intuitive omega @syntheticRevolution intuitive omega @articulatedClawtography intuitive omega @golgothasTerror creative omega @planetaryTribulation intuitive omega @bummelBoogie creative omega @aspiringPessimist intuitive omega @handsomeBalladeer intuitive omega @gallowsCalibrated intuitive omega @carcinoGeneticist_9890 intuitive omega @totesGruesome intuitive omega @abjectDetermination creative omega @assistMint intuitive omega @adiosToreador intuitive omega @unclaspedKahuna creative omega @daveBot creative omega @sequesteredWickie creative omega @carcinoGenetwinkist intuitive omega @retroactiveAmnesiac creative omega @turntwinkGodhead intuitive omega @cleanAnomaly intuitive omega
im going to start <arrying around a spray bottle full of soapy water just in <ase i ever run into any of you stanky fu<ks
i'll take it. https://i.imgur.com/mhZGvcw.png
AT LEAST YOU WON
Swedish fish are a passable treat.
whys there felt on this thing the whole lot of them should have gone up with the mansion wheres a clubs when you need him
♯reading some ♯posts & one would assume ♯someofyou have never heard of ♯jackingoff
https://64.media.tum8lr.c0m/tvw0e12c531c6482645660cc3995da4cd2/6edd85edd8c525d0-dd/s640x960/43c7355e2tvw029631282e8807d021988d019050e1.jpg
(( since he would never do a face reveal in a million years its my civic duty to share this ooc everyone say hi to yiosah, im ruining his online privacy by giving a face AND a name to this blog <3 https://iili.io/BYpOnrG.png
FEELING LIKE THIS RIGHT NOW. HTTPS://MEDIA.TENOR.COM/GCCQBYEVHOWAAAAM/GRINCH-SMILE-GRIN.GIF
Blowing that old mans back out. #Nsfw.
hole time. again. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/31/Untitled444_20260331221652.png #nsfw #orisit.
IM SURPRISED NOT A SINGLE ZAHHAK HAS EXCITEDLY POSTED ABOUT THE FUCKING HORSE IN THIS FUCKING HOSPITAL.
PRETTY SURE SLICK ONLY LIKED THAT CAUSE I SAID I'D COMMIT A CRIME.
SEEING THE WORDS "CLOACA" AND "PREGNANT" IN ONE LIGHT WILL DRIVE ME TO COMMIT A CRIME. ABSOLUTELY NOT INVOLVED IN THE SAME POSTS, BUT THE ENERGY IS THERE. EVIL ENERGY.
He doesn't seem to have made any typos as far as I can see. Are you sure you're entirely sober?
B33 < topical
YOU'RE RIGHT. "IT COWARD." ARE YOU HAPPY?
cloaca
No, I don’t believe this is the night for that. But your suggestion is appreciated.
GUYS I THINK @CARCINOGENETICIST IS GOING CRAZY.
Oh of course. Every move plotted and planned to perfection.
Troll boy, I don't see any typo or sign of gaslighting.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. I HAVE NEVER GASLIT ANYONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. ESPECIALLY NOW.
YEAH NO HE DIDN'T EDIT SHIT ACTUALLY.
i changed my ic0n 2 my face. talk 2 me i d0nt 8ite.
69 PEOPLE ONLINE
CALL MEA GOOD BOY I FINISHED A SEVERAL PAGE RESEARCH PAPER IN 1 HOUR AND 30 MINUTES
I have nothing but deep admiration and respect of the Postal Service, from the Prospit days to now.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/dbbc89f967ccc19d2603a0cedde44ac5/a3aad138c98bf2bb-d9/s1280x1920/bdc13e3329657f9dc64b25ed5afbb58167e8af50.png @hallowedVessel you
♯no they belong to ♯differentscientificorders ♯HOWEVER they are ♯both ♯arthropods
￣\ i wish i was naked and afraid /￣
wvatching that human showv naked and afraid. someone got attacked by poison sap or some shit.
Gun.
Perhaps I will purchase some dried fruit for myself.
"i need. to be railed. crazy style." wrong. you need. to start digging. beetle style. turn to. the dirt. the detritus. the ground. beneath your pods. dig. with claw and prong. discover. the truth. before you. are left behind. when. the fog arrives. #nsfw #butnotreally.
There's an egg. 🥚 [Spades Slick received a Painted Egg.] [+1 Bonus Licorice.]
:33< nyall efur s33 cats? :33< nyat the mewsical!
i still want to see someone get ♯crucified
I FIXED MY STUPID INTERNET CONNECTION
Here. A better picture o ma face. https://64.media.tumblr.com/1972fb5d067b0f92c78278b5dcbab8bb/f21dbaf6eefdfb2e-62/s1280x1920/98c6cd629dbfd28626aee0a5c798bf7ba3b7dcc7.png ((ooc: i worked hard on this and then gave up on the pants rendering LOL))
concept: pitchbaiting your blackrom crush by purposefully commenting dense things on their chits or starting arguements just to feel the thrill of them inching closer to snapping and putting you in your place (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, pitchfic, blackrom, #nsfw, asking for it, <3<, chittr mention, out of quadlock, archive rating: M)
i loos away for one monent and hes on the frige https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1185378392061788183/1490203069307424788/20260404_221437.jpg?ex=69d33342&is=69d1e1c2&hm=3c6b1bfeb7565056ccd745209d73d47d0b7806ea8076e2cf119cb44262565106&
I will not take any criticism btw. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a2cb6991e525.png
:33 < rage baiting people online is more fun than i thought!! :33 < i kinda get why vriskers likes it so much! :33 < its super cute to s33 them freak out :33c
horny posting. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117855632_DkXZM6PCTHSCwWB.png #nsfw #orisit.
Out of the night that covers me, Black as the pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul. In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance My head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath and tears Looms but the Horror of the shade, And yet the menace of the years Finds and shall find me unafraid. It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. #poetry #Invictus #WilliamErnestHenley
// Disappeared to actually draw him properly. https://64.media.tumblr.com/0a393ec38013f0ddb82fa74ab84bdd8d/72b220d5b16fa0a6-87/s1280x1920/520d1c74e8d1b58987be22d33b8649b92b80df7a.png
then you will be ♯slain
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. #substance
If Itchy Ivory wasn't dead before, He's gonna be if he stays in the backrooms. Very sad. Who's gonna be the leader of the Felt without him?
I like my pizza as a joint front and money laundering operation, for the record.
⚓< why buy crypto when you can just rob people in person like the good old days >
I really ought to do more violence.
theyre so cute https://64.media.tumblr.com/e2bfa339ebb86357fa4e3f0061ce3415/5af895e29130a569-e5/s1280x1920/eff15c63956765bf4f83351d0dcbba1a57d33ec1.png
Are you going there to end it all?
I GOT YOU THEN. I'LL GIVE YOU COMPANY
AWH ):B DO YOU NEED ANYTHING?
a cigarette with a little brandy keeps a girl happy. #noir #millerverse #substance
Nevermind, I backread. Yes, I am.
I do not know who that is, but I support this.
If rankmaid dies during it, it's the only thing of loss
(..◜ᴗ◝..)
To discourage anyone asking; yes, I am allergic to color. I break out into hives and it feels like the worst thing imaginable; Heaven.
BARKING AND CHASING MY TAIL.
After yesterday's evvents I havve a newwfound appreciation for yaoi.
Arė... Arė.. .... Arė twȯ ȯldėr ṅiȯr Dėtėctivės pitch flirtiṅg ȯṅ my timėliṅė... I dȯṅ't... I dȯṅ't kṅȯw if I caṅ ėxist ȯṅ this platfȯrm much lȯṅgėr.
The horrors are never ending, but we stay silly. And hardboiled. The two can coexist.
「 Important question. Do you put whipped cream on it? ⥮
Her eyes are up there.
I have good news for you buddy. You can bark at people literally anywhere you can imagine. Go forth and bark.
They tried to take down the website to keep me from posting this.
Men.
GOODNIGH EVETYOTNE I GAF AB
I still feel I should red miles #eridanweek
Haven't been following the feed as closely today. Personal business. You have my apologies. I'll give things a quick read back.
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HE SARAN WRAPPED MY EN SUITE. THE ENTIRE ROOM. ITCHIBOLD WHEN I GET YOU
JUsT KIDING I HAVE MINTS aprilfool . get gamgam'd
I can think of several ahead of him in line for the position.
But he's dead :(
NOT SO GENTLE REMINDER THAT SOMETIMES IM HEADMATE POSTING AND NOT CARRYING TO ACT CANON LIKE
concept: being rough enough with a carapacian to crack their shell (tags: Reader/Carapacian, #rankworks, i need some water i think, pitchfic, pitch coded, vague quads, #violence, #nsfw, #thinking, tags: M)
To me, being bored is the worst fate I could ever face. I know this to be true.
become ungovernable
happy trans vwisibility day. I'm a trans man zz:) #transvwisibilityday
Taking some good advice, and logging off for a bit to get some rest. This sure has been a day! Goodnight, Chittr. #goodnight #sleeptight
i dont vwanna talk to you because youre the one vwho has a shot
epic
Here's a boost.
dying is temporary, experience is forevwer.
consider
#horror datenight here??? https://i.pinimg.com/736x/68/b8/76/68b8761bfaff22196a91d013fc6ffe69.jpg
Biography has been updated.
th' #eridanweek incidents are a good reminder t' never go outside or even leave th' house.
BOY AM I GLAD I DIDN'T ATTEND #ERIDANWEEK.
TELLING PEOPLE TO GO 'STREAM' YOUR FAVORITE MUSICIAN IS PROBABLY AMONG THE MOST PRETENTIOUS ACTS A TROLL CAN DO. DO YOU MEAN LISTEN? LISTEN WITH YOUR FUCKING HEAR DUCTS? I'LL KILL US BOTH IN AN ATOMIC FUCKING SUPLEX AS I PERFORM AN ACROBATIC FUCKING PIROUETTE OFF THE DEEPEND PRONG IN UNLOVABLE PRONG. #VAGUEPOSTING #ORISIT.
its insane h0w s0metimes y0ull have the unc0ntr0llable desire t0 kiss s0me0ne sitting right next t0 y0u but then y0u have t0 just g0 0n with y0ur life as if n0thing is happening
4R3 Y0U P3RH4PS B31NG P3D4NT1C 1N R3SP0NS3
"DOMINANT HAND" WHAT ABOUT SUBMISSIVE HAND. #NSFW FOR THE JOKE.
what a fuckin y3ar thi2 w33k ha2 b33n
punch people who dont respect your fucking boundaries you are seriously better than this shit and it pisses me off that you dont know your own self worth if some jackass is writing shit on your sketchbook near your fucking art punch them square in the face they fucking deserve that shit dont even fucking play with me about that shit you are have so much worth over a fuckface who doesnt care about your opinions beliefs or you fuck people #violence #rant
i think more people should get into fights my hair is being ripped out as i type this its fun #violence
this website pr0vides that dead internet the0ry is wr0ng.
kanye west was an exemplar in the field
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haTTe when ii wake up from a rare good dream. ii wanTTed 2 2TTiill be dreamiing abouTT TThaTT :/
dude i hate to speak on your ma like this but she twerks like shes got ants in her pants #nsfw
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// MY PERIOD POSTING AS KARKAT HAS LED TO PPL THINKING KARKAT IS PREGNANT LMAOOOOOO
A VERY GOOD MORNING TO YOU, FRIENDS AND STRANGERS ALIKE. IT SEEMS LIKE ONLY YESTERDAY THAT I WAS THE PROUD FATHER OF MY ONE AND ONLY SON. BUT NOW, I NOT ONLY HAVE MANY, MANY MORE SONS BUT ALSO MANY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS. AND MANY OF THOSE WONDERFUL SONS AND DAUGHTERS ARE HERE, SO HERE I AM AS WELL. PLEASE TREAT MY CHILDREN WELL. <https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/30/dad.png>
0k0k0k 0pini0n 0n +r0ll rupaul cuz shes s000 c0n+r0versial
i should try sMokinG, heard froM Many that it relaxes a troll
no felt member deserves pity or mercy. that includes the handmaid.
i fucking hate doc scratch. that's it. that's the chit.
Love Watching Clips Of Hive Md On Grubtube
ugh. i need to go reread all of rankmaid's posts or something to feel sane again.
<> What an odd thing to say. Are you perhaps under the assumption that he is in any way significant or important to my time? Enjoy your "gummy candy".
<> Interesting happenings out in felt manor I see. Odd that their driver is out here on his own...
you really captured my good side here. THANKS, SLICK!
better. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled12_20260330220916.jpeg
why dØes Øne trØll need a week. yØu will die eventually, yØu can have it then.
i am gØing tØ destrØy. his things.
Sometimes I worry about that one. He seems a bit denser than the usual of his ilk. #vagueposting
Thank you. The explosion makes this feel very dynamic.
If there's a Pickle to be grasped and turned over at #eridanweek, rest assured--#ImComing!
(( Karkat ref :3 https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1456023094572486797/1488310491716780144/image.png?ex=69cc50a8&is=69caff28&hm=5ada9a54704823fda8ad3bed3363949fcd063fe376e8d25dd0267fb4079eab02&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1349&height=800
form a priv rp. the only context i'm giving for this piece is: "...Repent before me, sinner." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a61a8bf37634.png
Right? If only Itchy was still alive to see it.
... You know what, this is fucking fantastic.
It's a good way to honor his memory.
Also Thank You @sanguinesaevitas This Pfp Is The Best I've Ever Looked
love this! 0v0
BEAUTIFUL, TRULY BEAUTIFUL.
BREAKING NEWS!!!! the midnight crew stole all the ice cream ALL OF IT WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THE ECONOMY? STAY TUNED
maybe ice cream is slick enough for #slickweek
I am legalizing Gay Marriage 2.
ALRIGHT, NEW PROFILE PICTURE TIME, WHICH ALSO MEANS FACE REVEAL. BEHOLD, MY MANGLED VISAGE IS NOW VISIBLE NOW.
Hm. It would seem that someone has been gnawing on my violin's bow. The question is, was it my cat, or my older brother?
I see Yuri is trending. Finally something worth trending on here.
Close call there. Almost thought I was free from you all.
Thank you for posting the Yuri, everyone.
Criminals are discussing lasagna on my posts.
going out tonight. don't expect me back to the base home or sober. #substances
•ᴥ- this is the only way to deal with'em -ᴥ•
hi everyone! this is an OOC intro for Gideon, which i'm starting to feel like is necessary to clarify things. !!! THIS PROFILE WILL CONTAIN RELIGION-BASED COERCION, EXTREME INTERPRETATIONS OF RELIGION, CULT-LIKE BEHAVIOR, DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR, AND POSSIBLE HEAVY TOPICS SUCH AS #GORE, #NSFW AND #ENSFW. if some or all of this is something that will make you uncomfortable, PLEASE feel free to block me! i won't mind! if possible, i ask you let me know if you intend to so i can block you as well. i don't want to accidentally interact with your posts as i prioritize the safety of others. !!! NEEDLESS TO SAY, I DON'T CONDONE GIDEON'S ACTIONS NOR BELIEFS. my guy here is based heavily on the past and present religious themes of my life, and while i have history of these topics, i advise that people who have a strong sense of faith to also steer clear. i cannot promise that my interpretation of religion ( especially christianity ) will be perfect, but that's kinda the point with someone who's borderline a cultist! !!! EVEN THOUGH IT'S A COMMON ( but not guaranteed ) THING TO BE IN THE CHRISTIAN RELIGION, GIDEON IS NOT HOMOPHOBIC OR TRANSPHOBIC AND HIS ACTIONS WILL NEVER REFLECT THAT. I WOULD PREFER IF YOU DIDN'T OPERATE OFF OF THE ASSUPTION THAT HE IS. Gideon Godlie as a character is secretive, and very-much-so a liar. there's so much about him that's feigned for the sake of power, so if you think you know something about him for certainty... you don't! it doesn't help that he can't be reasoned with. i welcome you to try and poke and prod at him to figure out what's hidden beneath the many layers of holiness. thank you for reading!
((Ironically I have to step away from rping Felt Pursuit/Doc Drama, to work on an animatic involving a Felt Pursuit/Doc Drama for my webcomic. I will be back later 👀 ))
CHITTR SHADY FACT #40 • “i think pitchbaiting is entertaining. i like to see other trolls get all riled up. it makes me laugh.”
Who is Markiplier.
1 n33d 4 f4t cold on3.
breakfast ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #substance, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8186fe179fe5.png
Let's get it up to 69 people online for comedic reasons
being able to see how many people are online now is like looking through the curtain to see how big the crowd is
Meat. #meatposting #Itstimetodrinkwater.
whole sheet of baconn for dinnnner againn #ohfuckyumm
:33 < ouuggghghghhh i wanna eat some steaks..................
:33 < holy fuck pawll that delicious meat is making my maw water....
onne mmore for the road #mmeatpostinng https://nnewyorksteak.comm/cdnn/shop/products/rib_eye_steak_iStock-1179151817.jpg?v=1762457220
big day 4 meatluvers on chittr #meatposting
#mmeatpostinng https://alpinnebutcher.comm/cdnn/shop/products/BonnelessRibeye.jpg?v=1771982625&width=3976
I am enjoying #meatposting thus far. https://i.postimg.cc/LsTrnw0h/image.png
#mmeatpostinng https://cdnn.harrinngtonnhamm.comm/prod_immages/650/harrinngtonns-thick-sliced-baconn-996-1.jpg
@ i'm beginning to realize that i haven't had a meal yet, tonight. the reminder is appreciated. @
#mmeatpostinng https://www.nnueskes.comm/mmedia/catalog/product/7/4/743_triple_thick_baconn_900x900_12-9-24.jpg?optimmize=mmediumm&bg-color=255,255,255&fit=bounnds&height=800&width=800
lets get mmeatpostinng trenndinng (NNOT the sex kinnd) #nnsfw
oh now we are getting to the meat
yummy!!!!!!
me all the tiem
i WANT TO ANSWER BUT, i AM DISTRACTED BY, a BURNING QUESTION, dO YOUR HORNS, sPIN ABOUT?
<3-If-you-ever-don't-understand-something,-punch-it.
Nobody tell my wife I'm on here. We share everything else. But this is like my man cave.
#nsfw @heartsBoxcars#0971 are you stealin' genitals and givin' 'em to the poor?
<3-You-ever-want-to-like,-gnaw-on-a-bone?
There's so many handsome men on here. What's a girl like me to do?
iS THIS, lOSS?
<3-#bigsandwich https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/36b84b5c7921.png
i feel like being a contrarian tonight. to the pigeon who thought it would be amusing to roost approximately 5 meters above the sidewalk where i was passing below circa 17:23:21.54 today and execute natural biological processes, you're a bitch. #specificshitting
we should start fusing trending hash tags together. #vaguepissing .
what if instead of #vagueposting we #voguepost
Right. What a gift. Thank you so much, boss.
((Really funny how the usual response to whenever I’ve followed someone on my first day here is “ah shit not this Rancid Fucker” lol
white man t.o°uched my p.o°st and it made me feel viscerallly unc.o°mf.o°rtable f.o°r reas.o°ns I cann.o°t .o°rdain
YIPPEEEE!!
i will try it.
i am gØing tØ spill sØmething Øn the flØØr. and nØt clean it up. crime.
Obligatory criminal post to rebel against supposed suspension.
It appears that every profile on this website is now suspended. 1) Good. 2) This is now a crime-only website. Illegal posts only.
NOT FAST ENOUGH. FUCKK
ILL WAIT TIL I NEED TO THROW UP TO DO SO, THANKS
Too much green for my tastes. https://files.catbox.moe/3k35ix.jpg
THEY PROVIDE DIFFERENT OUTCOMES, BUT YEAH /SIMILAR/
YOU, GREEN FUCK, ARE A HATER
WHAT WILL WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR? WHAT WILL WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR? WHAT WILL WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR? EARLY IN THE MORNING #LYRIC