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Byzant Timuee

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a de†ec†ive vvi†hin †he rank§ of †he mo§† royal con§†abulary of her imperiou§ conde§cen§ion. gradua†ing claf 1247, badge number, 1247.

Blood: IndigoAge: Kult Score: 176Kull Score: 2724 followers3 following
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in†roduc†ion po§†. i am byzan† †imuee. i enjoy noir film§, police procedural§ and i par†ake in a li††le bi† of drinking †ime †o †ime. i don† like di§cufing †he †opic of §ex or any†hing of †he §or†, §o don'† approach me vvi†h †ha† in†en†ion. h††p§://file.garden/aXcM61DU1BidR0S-/BYZANT_DOODLE_OR_SMTH.png

hi everyone. nevv homicide ca§e †oday. #violence

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oh, i †hink agapie ha§ a ma†e§pri† novv. vvovv. good for him, i guef.

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§ome dickhead called in a §niper for no rea§on. vve hire §ome really nice §pecimen§ in †he police force †he§e day§.

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puns may just be the lowest of lowbrow torture.

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「(-∀-`; ) ah... eto... data-chan has poor forum etiquette! (; ・`ω・´) tch...」

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haha 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 necessarikitty 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 thats not exactly what yew wrote 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 but i keeᰍ saying that in my head 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 and smiling a little 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧

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let me be more clear. ahem. kiiill yourself, you diiisgustiiing liiittle iiinsect.

insects 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 are a beautiful and necessary ᰍart 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 of the ecosystem 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 -) 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧

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「(O゚皿゚O) n-no... megane... don't-」 「*growls*」 「g-gyah!!!......」 「heh...(ФωФ)」 「𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖒𝖆𝖐𝖊 𝖒𝖊 𝖚𝖓𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖍 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖉𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖘 𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖉𝖊 𝖒𝖊....」

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haha 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 yewre a little strange 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 i like it 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧

why, iii can't seem to recall askiiing for your opiiiniiion eiiither! the oliiives are liiiniiing up as though for an iiill-fated huntiiing triiip. mhmhm, iii wonder iiif iiit's been enough tiiime for that genre to come back iiinto vogue. not to worry sweetiiie, iii make good use of the iiinsects crushed beneath my heels. at the very least, they make for serviiiceable lusus chow. mhmhm.

what the fuck?

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i didnt share an oᰍinion 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 every organism 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 is imᰍortant 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 thats objective fact 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 whether they ᰍrovide more 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 in life or death 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 that is meaning all the same 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧

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I don't SEA~ the PRAWN~blem with them, myself.

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every†ime a viole†blood †rie§ †o ge† involved vvi†h in an inve§†iga†ion, i† alvvay§ goe§ avvry. i don'† like hovv †hey §mell like fi§h. i al§o don'† like i† vvhen †hey †hrovv me off vvi†h †heir §†upid ocean pun§ and §hi†. i can never ge† any†hing done vvi†h †he§e finned afhole§ around.

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@croesusKingpin[CK]

[WOOWW ARE YOU $HELLRIOU$]

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you're lucky my mou†h i§ bound †o †he lavv.

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i u§ed a fla§hbang for †he fir§† †ime ye§†erday. †hey are very loud. and very blinding. go figure.

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That is exactly what it says on the tin

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i knovv. bu† i vvan†ed †o §ee if i† did vvha† i† adver†i§ed, you knovv? i mean, vve're ifued gun§ †ha† don'† §hoo†. †hey ju§† jam on you, and you call †hem a piece of §hi†.

I think that is called a defect, Byzant

†ha†'§ like. all of †he gun§ vve're ifued, †hough.

....... Really?

really.

How are you expected to.. Do anything?

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vve ju§† are.

That is truly a shame. I am sorry to hear that

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i have †o u§e ligh† mode †o read my ovvn po§†§. hovv †errible.

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With-o-o-ut like. Actually changing the c-o-o-l-o-o-r y-o-o-u type in, I mean.

oh cool. †hank§.

al§o hello. i†'§ been forever §ince i've been on †hi§ §ocial media vveb§i†e.

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a§ a member of her royal con§†abulary, ye§, †he dref uniform§ †hey ifue †he mili†ary †end †o be †igh† la†ex. i alvvay§ ge† very uncomfor†able vvhen a member of †he mili†ary police need§ help vvi†h §ome†hing. very di§gu§†ing. very. very. very. di§gu§†ing.

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@de§ponden†Compeer §hu† up. i hi† 5 dinger§ in your §†upid li††le ba§eball †ournamen† becau§e you †hrevv †he lea§† di§gu§†ing knuckleball§. ge† a load of your§elf, lyubov.

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3> Shut up. <3

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people are horny animal§. di§gu§†ing. #S†ayA§exual

hello. everyone i§ offline a† †hi§ †ome of hour.

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MORE ACTIVITY IN AN ABANDONED BUILDING.

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indeed §o.

i'm going †o inve§†iga†e crime§. and §†uff.

vvho here i§ a bea§† on ba††lefield 1? i knovv i am.

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on ba††lefield 1? or ripping people'§ leg§ off in illegal figh†§?

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†hey are novv. vvhen you happen †o cau§e grievou§ injury upon §omeone.

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3> There she goes. On her tangents about the law and shit, when she cant even keep her hatch closed when it comes to the drinking limit. I know who you are, Timuee. <3

§hu† up.

§uperheroe§ are boring. i like de†ec†ive§ more.

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Caravan! Oh, vvha† a deligh†! Thank you!

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la§† †ime i am running in dref §hoe§. §orry fella§ bu† i vvon'† be running in a §lue†hing ou†fi†.

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3> Hey. Byzant. Shut up. <3

vvhy i§ pailing §o di§gu§†ing? i can'† fa†hom i†. #evv.

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i §melled §ome†hing foul, i vven† †o inve§†iga†e i† and i† †urned i† ou† vva§ my lu§u§.

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in†roduc†ion po§†. i am byzan† †imuee. i enjoy noir film§, police procedural§ and i par†ake in a li††le bi† of drinking †ime †o †ime. i don† like di§cufing †he †opic of §ex or any†hing of †he §or†, §o don'† approach me vvi†h †ha† in†en†ion. h††p§://file.garden/aXcM61DU1BidR0S-/BYZANT_DOODLE_OR_SMTH.png

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