Byzant Timuee
@mandatedDelegate
a de†ec†ive vvi†hin †he rank§ of †he mo§† royal con§†abulary of her imperiou§ conde§cen§ion. gradua†ing claf 1247, badge number, 1247.
okay well sometimes people call me johnny which is pretty awesome and totally not bland, byzant. i think you are just jealous.
johnny i§ cool. bu† i†'§ no† your real name. and i ge† called 'byzzie-bee' §o vvha† doe§ †ha† §ay?
i u§ed a fla§hbang for †he fir§† †ime ye§†erday. †hey are very loud. and very blinding. go figure.
i knovv. bu† i vvan†ed †o §ee if i† did vvha† i† adver†i§ed, you knovv? i mean, vve're ifued gun§ †ha† don'† §hoo†. †hey ju§† jam on you, and you call †hem a piece of §hi†.
every†ime a viole†blood †rie§ †o ge† involved vvi†h in an inve§†iga†ion, i† alvvay§ goe§ avvry. i don'† like hovv †hey §mell like fi§h. i al§o don'† like i† vvhen †hey †hrovv me off vvi†h †heir §†upid ocean pun§ and §hi†. i can never ge† any†hing done vvi†h †he§e finned afhole§ around.
[WOOWW ARE YOU $HELLRIOU$]
၄⋆၃ ooooh gog WHY DID I INXLUDE SO MANY STAIRS IN MY HIVES DESIGN AS A HATXHLING WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF QUESTION MARK #NOTFOND
🫴🌈🤝💖🫱OH?????? HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE BECAUSE I HAVE A DIFFERENT SORT OF CROWN TO POLISH TODAY!!!!!🫱💖🤝🌈🫴 👉🌈TODAY BELONGS TO FAIRYAOI!!!! @cryhoundColortura🌈👈 🤝🤝🤝LOUDER FOR THE CHITTR CRITTERS HIDING IN THE FERN PATCHES, DUCKED IN THE CLOSET (valid!), OR EXPERIMENTING WITH BOYS BUT NOT SURE!!!! (also valid!!!)🤝🤝🤝 🧚🍄💫 🫳🫳🫳im TALKING about the flutteriest little miracle to ever sprinkle sparkledust into the rotten girl, guy, gal, and they all occupied logs of this chittr dot ing website!!! somebody who somehow found a way to BESTIE BEST COTTAGECORE, GAY LITTLE DAYDREAMS, still have enough energy for the emotional equivalent of sitting in a moss bed while butterflies aggressively validate the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck outta your existence!!! what is your SECRET!?!?!? i couldn't tell you, with all my years of seasoned business transaction and trans action experience!!!! maybe they bribed the woodland spirits. maybe they ARE the woodland spirits. maybe theres just a suspicious concentration of rainbow mushrooms involved??? fairy rings perhaps???🫳🫳🫳🧚🍄💫 🤲🤲did you SEE the way THE FAIRYAOI makes every interaction feel like somebody tucked a flower behind your thinkpan all cutesy? every word lands like fresh herbs drying in the window. every drawing, every joke, every silly little ramble somehow smells like pine needles after rain. its actually UNFAIR. i want reimbursement for emotional damages for EVERY DAY spent not with THE FAIRYAOI IN MY LIFE???????????🤲🤲 🌈🫱🫱🫱THEIR VIBES could still and shoosh pap a rabid jibber jabbering lusus into hosting tea parties!!!! wounded and bruised egos line up for appointments!!!! lost trinkets practically WALK HOME???? iron or not!!! forgotten memories peek out from behind tree stumps just to wave hello before scampering away again. the WHOLE FOREST starts acting like its auditioning for a romance visual novel whenever FAIRYAOI wanders through it and why wouldnt they?????🫲🫲🫲🌈 ✋🤝✋🤝✋🤝every moirail deserves somebody willing to chase them through the underbrush carrying six poultices, a blanket, three snacks, and exactly ZERO judgment for whatever incredibly preventable injury just occurred, cuz, aftercare doesn't have to come after blackrom injuries YOU YOURSELF inflicted, ughghhg, this one would be such a catch in ANNNNNNNNNY quadrant, it's no wonder so many are filled???? he LITERALLY has QUADS LOCKED DOWN🤝✋🤝✋🤝✋ 🫶🌈HERES TO MANY MORE MOSSY ADVENTURES, GIGGLING GLADES, MYSTERIOUS HERBS, ACCIDENTALLY ADOPTED CRITTERS, AND GAY LITTLE FAIRY MIRACLES🫶🌈 #chairministrangling #calibbabycalib #thefairyaoi #nfa #not-felt-affiliated #nft #not-felt-trained #goldspinnybadges #CryhoundColortura #LikeARainbowMoss #RechitaRainbowMoss #PityARainbowMoss #WhimsyWins #NoFaekesHere #PollenPower #GigglingGlade #AO3
vvha† are you blabbering on abou† you p§ychopa†h.
၄⋆၃ i have sausage #hungryposting
i have †o u§e ligh† mode †o read my ovvn po§†§. hovv †errible.
Y-o-o-u can just adjust h-o-o-w y-o-o-ur c-o-o-l-o-o-r l-o-o--o-o-ks by hitting the little gear -o-o-n y-o-o-ur pr-o-o-file.
With-o-o-ut like. Actually changing the c-o-o-l-o-o-r y-o-o-u type in, I mean.
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🔎 On a long... stakeout today. 🔎 For those concerned... yes, I do have food in my buggy. 🔎 Black coffee and... a sandwich for breakfast.
BRINGING OUT THE ‘SLAW AND SLUGGING MY SHIT. #NSFW
i'm glad vve have indigo§ like you repor†ing †he †ru†h, and no†hing bu† †he †ru†h.
I NEED TO BE ROLLED UP AND BOUNCED AROUND LIKE A BASKET BALL.
hello. everyone i§ offline a† †hi§ †ome of hour.
MORE ACTIVITY IN AN ABANDONED BUILDING.
ANOTHER INDIGO HAS HIT THE TIMELINE.