♠ hated by @sanguineSaevitas
you dont wanna find out
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If you see me in a provocative position with Brahms, Michael Myers, Hannibal (Mads Mikkelsen, thank you very much), Ghostface or Lestat De Lioncourt, do not rescue me, I am right where I want to be. #nsfw #suggestive
It wasn't me shooting at the manor this time.
The Municipality of Midnight City would like to wish @blackestQuasar luck in her mayoral campaign! Our platform carries on the former Mayor's ideals of the Light of Democracy, which include any individuals who wish to turn over a new leaf and give themselves in service to this fine city! Any candidate with a love of our city and with good intentions in their heart for its people will surely have those feelings reciprocated in the voting process! So please, citizens! Let your voice be heard in the upcoming elections!
In a sense, I believe? Admittedly I'm not very versed in the ways of black romance as I am red, pale and ashen. ♥︎
Yeah pretty much.
I PUT A BUNCH OF THE CLOCK APP ON MY PHONE SO NOW THE TOTAL NUMBER OF CLOCKS IN THE MANOR ARE 13,000,000 :)
i am n0t sure i can glub. s0 have a ribbit instead. ribbit.
DID YOu GuYS KNOW. A SINGLE CHIT. IS CALLED A SHAT. I TRIED TO POPuLARIZE. CHAT. LIKE. A SINGuLAR. CHAT. OR A CHITTRCHAT. LIKE CHITCHAT. BuT ON CHITTR. BuT I WAS TOLD. IT HAD TO BE SHAT. OR THE WHOLE WEBSITE GETS SPOONFED TO YOu. YOu HAVE TO EAT IT CALIBORN. YOu HAVE TO EAT. ALL OF THE SHAT. I HATED IT. I SAID PLEASE. CAN WE CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE.
♦ Threatening to fondle his prostate? It's alright if you're gay, Crowbar, but you should check if the other party is interested in you.
I'M NOT THINKIN' ABOUT ANYONE'S DAMN ASSHOLE.
♦ This just in, Crowbar thinks about the depths of Spades Slick. How quaint.
GOD FORBID A BOY WANTS TO BE SEXUALLY EXPERIMENTED ON #NSFW
AFTER SOME HOURS OF MARKET RESEARCH!!!! cant name a price. im gonna need all my remainin fingers intact. financial status is dire an peopleo n this webbedsite are tellin me lies. newsflash im fuckin stupid
invincible clip
Six shots of .357. More than enough to kill anything that moves. And 50 rounds of .45 ACP is enough to make sure it stays dead.
Some folk really underestimate the savior complex comin' with being a sleuth. I'm doing pro bono work for a timeloop case and a doomed timeline case. Some freaky ass stalker ain't nothin' to me, pal. #vagueposting
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How amusing. The one timeline where all is as it should be, and it is despised by the people.
YeSterDay I went up tO the Surface anD Saw a Deer. It waS SOft anD majeStic. TOO baD yOu weren't here tO See it. I aSSume yOu were tOO buSy... StrifeinG anD abScOnDinG with yOur variOuS LittLe tOyS anD trinketS tO care abOut thiS SOrt Of thinG.
#nsfw please stØp cØnfessing hØw much yØu want tØ fuck my bØss. i am being nice. i said please.
but boxcars says it works just fine for him! i don't really know what it is, but it must be pretty good if it even helps boxcars!!
MMLEEEEH. LICKS YOU.
SAD. it said sad. that did not say pathetic.
Detective Tip: Don't tell criminals about how crime investigations work.
I'm gonna fuckin' kill him.
every older man on the site needs to come hive with me i am not joking
i kinda lake human bulge betta than troll bulge ngl [break] its all stiff and rigid and really spreads ya open #NSFW
#welovedick 'Cuz if you fuck with the Dick, you're gettin' the Sternwood.
Nothing, really. I'm distracted. If you care so much, message me and I will actually talk later.
Damn I'd love to crash that Felt party, but ol' Cueball tends to run a tight shift and I don't know if it's worthy degrading myself for an invite just to satisfy the ol' Sleuth curiosity.
That and you know I got some pretty fuckin' snazzy green duds. I can almost hazard a guess the bastards ripped off my style wholesale, even.
:33< i f33l like having sex with doc scratch (any of them) would be a pain in the ass :33< theyd go "i knew mew fur gonna cum at this exact meowment since the dawn of time" :33< and "i already know all mewre kinks since befure mew told meow them" :33< #nsfw
I miss the middle finger button. A spade's not the same.
Ms. Paint no jaywalking is dangerous!
currently scouting two boys you dont have to be human but human boys willing to apply get first priority must be able to attend my party at my hive once it gets repaired must be willing to kiss and touch each other in view of all other party goers i can pay for this obviously we are just looking for two boys or masc aligned individuals ready to help a room full of a crowd fujo and fudan out arigatou (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, #nsfw, party planning, inquire below, archive rating: M)
@sugarspunBanshee I trust you are satisfied? https://image2url.com/r2/default/images/1775702280243-82d72483-2bf6-4167-915e-eb5454fc515a.jpeg
My favorite kind of knife is probably the machoote.
Today's opinion is that nothing any dog will ever be will be enough to be better than the worst cat you can find.
Scottie Dogs aren't even that good. They're passable, at most.
hole time. again. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/31/Untitled444_20260331221652.png #nsfw #orisit.
ID LOVE TO SEE YOU FUCKING TRY OLD ASS
Something Just Scuttled Across My Feed. What The Fuck Was That?
I WANT TO BE SO ADORABLE THAT I TRIGGER THAT CUTENESS AGGRESSION.
SHE PATTY ON MY KRABBY TIL I KRABBY PATTY
look at this post instead https://chittr.ing/profile/mrBenedict/985cc978-02f2-4d44-af74-6ac9b0cf84bd
wWw glad to zzee my feed izz full of nice people tonight wWw
):B YES AGAIN
Gun.
@sanguineSaevitas Your crew, your loved ones, or your cohort are about to see some plan or desire come to fruition. You discover that, while you will mostly receive what you want, someone in that cohort will be brought to ruin. Do you finish the job?
My nightly engagement bait post. Touch it and I'll ask you a question.
)):B SPADESSS
):B DON'T BE NONCHALANT AND WISH ME A GOOD NIGHT AND PLEASANT REST
It's a vague post. It's vague.
I don't know who needs to read this. :)
):B
I do not like it when sidewalks are uneven. Sometimes I would appreciate it if people had more respect for traffic rules.
I vote for #feltweek
I really ought to do more violence.
STOP PITYING AND HATING MY CHITTS AND TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!
If you insist...in any case, I'm only ashamed that I can only dispense advice for you. And my sympathies, should you not 8e too "tough as nails" to accept it.
MY TIMELINE SPEAKS. OF SuCH WONDERFuL TRICKSTER SHENANIGANS. SOON TO OCCuR. AND I’M STILL STuCK. IN MY HOME. ONE COuLD EVEN SAY I AM. ABODECONFINED. SOON. FuCKING SOON.
Nevermind, I backread. Yes, I am.
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O swiftly-filling chick pea: Strive zealously to bestow upon me my evening meal!
jarvis, show me everyones dick and balls #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4943a5d0468e.png
british people would have probably said chrezi pyroap
The @newsPaper said @spadesSlick is dead so guess who's legitimately the new leader of the midnight crew? ME.
concept: your boss staring at you from across his desk, exhaling a cloud of thick cigarette smoke he taps his fingers over the mahogany of his desk as his eyes travel up and down your figure as if undressing you people love his kind eyes, his soft smile and his witty jokes but only you get to see this side of him "we have an hour until the client is scheduled, detective" he says slowly, taking another drag and leaning back in his chair with knees apart he nods his head to beckon you closer, making room for you under his desk to start (tags: Reader/Boss, Reader/Detective, mlm, no quads mentioned, quadlessfling, chitfic, kind of pale, #nsfw, power imbalance, Human/Human, #rankworks, vague species, detectives on my timeline, hes so hardboiled, archive rating: M)
Killing people is bad.
go go gadget pussy
Can't have shit on Chittr.
Men.
Sometimes it just feels nice to scrape one’s shell a bit that’s all
The Felt should consider actually letting Itchy be in charge. It would be an improvement. Still atrocious. But an improvement.
concept: being rough enough with a carapacian to crack their shell (tags: Reader/Carapacian, #rankworks, i need some water i think, pitchfic, pitch coded, vague quads, #violence, #nsfw, #thinking, tags: M)
Holeposting? Hmm. #nsfw
wvriting that dowvn.
Simply not my style.
i thought about you the whole time
Biography has been updated.
3S' SEX SHITFACED AND SHITPOSTING #imcool
do you want me to be
here ill help you
A very happy trans day of visibility to all of you ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests. I can assure you, you are all very visible to me. In a literal sense, of course.
its insane h0w s0metimes y0ull have the unc0ntr0llable desire t0 kiss s0me0ne sitting right next t0 y0u but then y0u have t0 just g0 0n with y0ur life as if n0thing is happening
THANK YOu. TO ALL TRANSGENDERS. FOR YOuR SERVICE. @everyOne BY CHOOSING TO BE VISIBLE ON THIS DAY. I AM REMINDED OF HOW MANY BITCHES I HAVE. THIS IS LIKE. MY OWN PERSONAL FOuRTH OF JuLY. MY INDEPENDENCE FROM INDEPENDENCE. DECLARATION. IT BRINGS A TEAR. TO MY KALEIDOSCOPIC EYE. SO TAKEN IN. BY SELF-MADE WOMEN. WHO I ALMOST CONSIDER TO BE PEOPLE.
for writing reference, what are some of your favorite pet names to be called? do they differ from your after-dark pet names? 0///v///0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, pet names, #nsfw, writing help, archive rating: M)
Who is ready for the performance of a lifetime, from Mr. Worldwide to Infinity, daleee
"i brought you my bullets, you brought me your love" https://i.imgur.com/jizthri.jpeg #substance #mychemicalquadrants
Oh. Oh, how intolerable. Look at what you have made me do. You have managed, through either staggering incompetence or a level of audacity I would almost admire under different circumstances, to do the one thing that was never meant to be possible. Not improbable. Not difficult. Impossible. And yet here I stand, faced with the evidence. A gap. Do you have any conception of what that means? Of what you have done? My awareness is not a collection of guesses, nor a web of educated predictions. It is total. Seamless. A continuous, unbroken lattice of causality in which every motion, every word, every pathetic little decision is cataloged and understood before it has the decency to occur. There are no blind spots. There were no blind spots. And now there is absence. Not uncertainty. Not ambiguity. Absence. A section of reality that does not resolve, does not report, does not exist within the framework of my knowledge. A void where there should be certainty. A silence where there should be answers. Do you understand how obscene that is? It is not merely that I do not know something. It is that the structure which permits knowledge has been interfered with. Something has reached into a system that was never meant to be accessed and has… edited it. Not overwritten, no, that would at least be visible. This is more insidious. A careful excision. A surgical removal of context, leaving behind a perfectly shaped hole that refuses to be acknowledged. You have not blinded me. You have taught me what blindness is. And that is a far greater offense. Because now I must account for something that does not present itself to be accounted for. I must navigate a narrative in which a piece has been removed without leaving so much as a displaced echo. A contradiction without a source. A variable without a value. It is… inelegant. It is ugly. And worst of all, it is inefficient. Do you have any idea how much recalibration this requires? Every projection, every chain of causality must now include the possibility that there exists an unknown unknown. Not a mystery to be solved, but a segment that refuses to acknowledge its own existence. A flaw that cannot be isolated because the very tools used to isolate it have been compromised. You have not introduced chaos. You have introduced imprecision. And I will not tolerate imprecision. So understand this. Whatever you have carved out, whatever petty little corner of reality you believed you could hide from me, you have not created safety. You have created a problem. A problem that now demands resolution, not because I wish it, but because the system itself cannot abide the discrepancy. I will find it. Not because I can see it. But because the fact that I cannot is, in itself, a beacon. A wound. And I am very, very good at following the scent of blood. #nsfw #nsfwv https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/10ab2adcee76.png
this is why we dØnt upset him. stupid. stupid.
That is. Not good.
just killed a hooker because she looked at me funny #slickweek
While I live and die for my purpose, it is a long and winding road I must walk to reach the terminus, and there are empty periods wherein I must find forms of amusing myself. I am, of course, aware of what the outcome of such amusements will be, but the actions and the outcomes amuse me regardless. And there is always satisfaction in allowing inevitability to unfold by my hand. Do not be confused, you are all entertainment for me. And as of yet, none of you have failed to amuse. Consider it a compliment.
:(
my trusty little leprechaun: madame madame! why d꥟ y꥟u always carry that cigarette h꥟lder? me: cuz fierce is fierce hunni my trusty little leprechaun: gaggg
Perhaps it will be a great use of Felt resources.
I might have enjoyed dancing with you again.
I AM A VERY BIG FAN OF THE AMOUNT OF CLOWNS ON THIS WEBSITE. I WISH THERE WERE MORE! PLEASE SEND ANY AND ALL #CLOWN-RELATED-BUSINESS TO MY INBOX, INCLUDING HORN SALES, PICTURES OF FUNNY FACES, AND VIDEOS OF ENHANCED JAPERY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THE MATTER. SEND POST.
HES GONE HES GONE AND IMP TOOK HIM I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
@sanguineSaevitas I never would've expected pity from you. Has something moved in that murderous pusher of yours?
Loggin in an findin lotsa black shells followin me with their descriptors bein "Dont talk to me if youre a frog." Well which is it then. Make up yer mind.
1 quad react = 1 broken clock.
#MEATPOSTING OR PERHAPS #MEATBALLPOSTING... MAYBE EVEN #SPAGHETTIPOSTING! NYEH HEH! https://familystylefood.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Juicy-Italian-Meatballs.jpg
im tired of all this meat posting!!!! candy be upon ye!!! #candyposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/308b677855ca.jpg
the meat posts make me sick to my fucking stomach
that is NOT yummy
$$$$$ Heard there'$ evil villain¥ on the ¢hitboard toda¥. M¥ re$₽on$e? Don't be evil! $$$$$
I'm fucking tired. Goodnight my beautiful mutuals, I am blowing you all kissies. <3
Make the girl in black your bride. #lyrics
concept: holding yourself close, biting into your shoulder as you go at a pace thats just right "you like it like that?" you mumbled under to your breath, hearing a pathetic moan leave your lips in response "you know we do" (tags: Reader/Reader, #rankworks, #selfcest, #nsfw, #nsfwe, thank you chittr trends, archive raiting: E)
How could I resist such a handsome pale cue ball?
chittr work please i need to shitpost
about to achieve my lifetime goal of launching into the atmosphere on my own terms #bouncingonit
survived hopital. B]
....i can't tell if they're flirting or not. #vagueposting
Disregard the previous post, my device seems to have had an error.
Well said.
Now I simply MU5T know. React to let me know if you would let me kill you and bake or otherwise cook your remains into a lovely savory pastry or dish~ (( #gore #cannibalism
YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK I'VE COME UP WITH A NEW ALTERNATIVE TO #VAGUEPOSTING. I PRESENT TO YOU ALL: #GREATPOSTING! IN WHICH YOU POST ABOUT THE GREATNESS OF YOURSELF OR ANOTHER! *WINK WINK*!
whoever dissslikesss my chit isss a bitch #vagueposssting
Well. That was…unexpected, something I rarely say lightly.
You can stop repeating the same platitudes of superiority, Slick. They do not make them true. See you around.
My only crime is NOTHING. I am an UPSTANDING and LAW-ABIDING CITIZEN. And one day, I'll be WRITING the laws you people so FLAGRANTLY DISOBEY.
Don't you even worry your pretty little heads about what I'm about to do.
This is a conversation that's not going to to anywhere.
UNFORTNATE MY OWN COMMENT ABOUT PUTTING MY FINGERS DOWN MY THROAT TO MY UVULA IS MAKING ME THINK OF SOMEONE ELSE DOING IT, AND THAT WAS IMMENSELY HOTTER JEGUS FUCKING CHRIST. #NSFW
Some of the Spades Slicks around here never cease to amaze me in how... Amusing they all can be.